Patty Cuckitini
>white coaches
One day dem boyz are gonna finna boutta win da owl and you're all gonna look so stupid.
Hi /spee/ I beat the>Joe flacco Bengals>Dolphins>Ravens>Browns>Jets>Jets>Bills>Giants>Saints>Buccaneers>Panthers>Falcons>Titans1 MVP please
ßµ§§¥ general. ßµ§§¥ sport.
People rag on the NFC South but every team has made the Owl since realignment
Is your state good at football?
>>152734556Holy kek
>>152734565Why is he looking at me like that?
>>152734559LMAO GREAT POST THANK YOU GOD
Hiya /sp/ I just lost to the Panther and Falcons. 1 MVP please.
Just poured myself some more brandy
>>152734588Because he really really likes women
>>152734575It’s astonishing that they really have beaten one single fucking good team all year. It’s retarded that MVP is a regular season award, if he doesn’t answer the bell against a good team under playoff pressure he doesn’t deserve it
>>152734581>per capitaStop posting this retarded chart
>>152734596But I'm a man...
>this mong sends bullied cunts and brown people into a seethe meltdown
>>152734591dat knee flu do be goin around
THE TANK BOWL CONTINUES!Who you got /nfl/?
>>152734559This. So much this.
>>152734600Lions or cowboys fan?
I like Drake Maye because he's white
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T NORMALIZE FOR POPULATION, THAT EXPOSES US!
Delusional LA fans BTFO
>>152734565I hired this gay man to stare at other gay men.
>expecting californians to understand per capita
>>152734567>>152734605>stats prove my team/quarterback/players are bad so they're invalid
The NFCW is last year's NFCN, none of them are winning a playoff game.
>it wuz a catch
guttyboys lost
At least LA's real team won this week.
Chikaner is so desperate for attention kek
For me, it's the 78.82 passer rating in super bowls man
Even though I'm one of the few Rams fans in this genny the matty staffitini poster always makes me kek
The Buccaneers winning only for the Falcons to beat the Saints and push the Panthers into the playoffs anyway at 8-9 is exactly the kinda meme ending that shit division deserves.
>>152734565the crusher of cooterthe punisher of poonthe mauler of muff
>>152734628Nice tactic to distract from the blatant DPI that would have put the Rasm in chip shot range
>>152734625flyover copethe NFCN is once again last year's NFCN
Odd, the Rams “fans” seem to have disappeared
Good day, guttyboy retards. Another week of football, another week of PFFchads with superior analytics. My boy Mahomes moves into spot #2, as expected despite some fucking retard last week who didn't understand PFF saying we should trade him for Geno. Justin Herbert and Mac Jones stinky, PJ Walker skyrockets in one of the biggest PFF shifts in history.PFF STARTING QUARTERBACK SEASONAL RANKINGS(WEEK 7 COMPLETE)()=Rating Change[]=Rank Change†=Injured1. Josh Allen 90.8(Bye)[=]2. Patrick Mahomes 87.4(+2.5)[▲1]3. Andy Dalton 84.7(+2.4)[▲1]4. PJ Walker 84.0(+29.6)[▲28]5. Geno Smith 83.6(-3.1)[▼3]6. Jalen Hurts 81.5(Bye)[▼1]7. Tom Brady 78.2(+0.4)[▼1]8. Joe Burrow 76.7(+7.8)[▲7]9. Lamar Jackson 76.5(+1.8)[▼1]10. Kirk Cousins 75.4(Bye)[▼3]11. Tua Tagovailoa 74.3(-5.4)[▼5]12. Aaron Rodgers 73.2(+1.7)[=]13. Jacoby Brissett 73.1(-1.1)[▼4]14. Davis Mills 70.9(+0.9)[=]15. Daniel Jones 70.6(+2.9)[▲4]16. Kyler Murray 69.9(+2.1)[▲2]17. Justin Herbert 69.7(-3.3)[▼7]18. Ryan Tannehill 69.2(+0.8)[▼2]19. Derek Carr 66.2(+2.5)[▲4]20. Marcus Mariota 65.7(+0.0)[=]21. Jimmy Garoppolo 65.2(-2.8)[▼4]22. Kenny Pickett 64.5(+1.8)[▲4]23. Matthew Stafford 62.0(Bye)[▲4]24. Jared Goff 61.5(-1.3)[▲1]25. Trevor Lawrence 61.4(-2.7)[▼3]26. Justin Fields 60.5(+3.4)[▲4]27. Zach Wilson 58.1(-6.5)[▼6]28. Matt Ryan 57.2(-0.8)[▲1]29. Mac Jones 54.1(-4.3)[▼4]30. Dak Prescott 48.1(+10.7)[▲2]31. Brett Rypien 46.0(-.-)[=]32. Taylor Heinicke 34.7(-.-)[=]INJURED/BENCHEDBailey Zappe 67.1(-5.6)Mitchell Trubisky 72.7Skylar Thompson 71.4†Teddy Bridgewater 70.8†Jameis Winston 65.3†Brian Hoyer 63.7†Carson Wentz 63.1†Russell Wilson 59.5Cooper Rush 57.1Joe Flacco 55.0†Trey Lance 53.1†Baker Mayfield 51.0Jacob Eason 29.2
>>152734634I'll take that and 3 rings over DEI QBs Josh Allen and Justin Herbert.
>Lambs
>>152734641thisrams got jewed
>>152734645This is old as shit
Rammies got cooked
bigger KWAB clots or bucs?
>>152734641Nice tactic to distract from the fact that Stafford missed a wide open receiver on the previous play
>>152734637Wow dude, is that... an anime picture? So brave and stunning for you to post that. Have an upvote
>>152734657Nothing gets by you
just woke up in a cold sweat. something felt off.i fell asleep 30 mins into the rams game, thought theyd easily handle the falcons…but no.the bucs are now eliminated and the falcons are back in playoff contention after being formerly eliminated. insane. the Bucs truly are the single most GRIM franchise in football. how does that even happen??
>>152734660The team that is both eliminated from the playoffs and doesn't have a first round pick until 2028
/nfl/ isn't ready for the Eagles to Repeat
I am very stupid and I kneel to the more intelligent and physically fit PFF GODS and advanced analytics chads. They know ball. I do not.
>>152734647Josh Allen and Justin Herbert on those teams would have the same amount of rings if not more
>>152734660Clots easily.
>>152734578This was the universe's way of telling the Bills to make the right call and kick the PAT when the second opportunity presented itself. Unfortunately, McDermott herp'd the depths of the derps, got greedy, tried controlling the narrative, decided to go for two, and it blew up in his face. A lesson to be learned for a supposedly "defense minded" coach such as Mcdumbass: Don't doubt the universal signs. Playing to win doesn't mean going for 2 in a situation where going for 2 isn't necessary. Playing to win means maximizing your chances of victory.
>>152734628If it's not a catch then it has to be called a DPI. Reffies got the call after Puka's blatant anti-semitism. The party's over.
>>152734666at least they were legit injured though. bucs got everybody back and still went in a tailspin.
>>152734683You have been wrong about the rules for 2 hours now, give it up.
>>152734666You arranged this didn't you, Satan?
>>152734690I love PFF, they ride the line so perfectly that I can use their stats to support my own arguments and whenever they disagree with me I can discount them out of hand for being fake stats.
>>152734690subjective nerd grading from non ball knowers that is not predictive of future performance at all
The retros are so based
>>152734671We don't have to be ready for that because it isn't happening. It's going to be one of the NFC West teams or Jags/Bills.
>>152734694Based band wagon bro, never settle for one team. You're up to what, 12 now? EPIC
>>152734575>You now remember that the "badass" Broncos nearly lost to the Jets 11-13 and were literally 1 play away from losing 14-13>You now remember the totally not fraud Broncos nearly lost to the Giants and won by 1 point 33-32>You now remember the AFC SB favorite Bills lost to the Dolphins 30-13>You now remember the AFC SB favorite Bills lost to the Falcons 24-14>You now remember that the Jaguars lost to the Jake Browning Bengals 31-27>You now remember the Rams literally just lost to the Falcons backup Kirk Cousins 24-27 just last night>You now remember the Rams lost to the Panthers 31-28>You now remember the Panthers beat the Packers 16-13>You now remember the Saints swept the "plucky Panthers">You now remember the playoff Chargers lost to the Giants 21-18>You now remember the current SB Champion Eagles lost to the Giants 34-17>You now remember the Buccaneers beat the Seahawks 38-35>You now remember the Buccaneers beat the "red hot" 49ers 30-19>You now remember the Ravens beat the Bears 30-16>You now remember the Ravens beat the Packers 42-24Sure seems like a lot of these shit teams had no problem beating the "real ones"
>>152734664The Falcons can't make the playoffsThey can spoil it for the Bucs though if they beat the Saints next week it doesn't matter what the Bucs do lmao
Will there ever be a more impressive QB season than '22 Mahomes? 2022 Mahomes absolutely MOGGED the fucking out of any other qb season in history, he stood head and shoulders. Don't even pretend like 2013 Peyton is in the same solar system as 2022 Mahomes, lest you be exposed as a guttyboy who doesn't know ball.
>>152734673Lord of the Hypothetical Rings
>>152734718The most impressive QB season will always be 1984 Dan Marino5000 yards in the 80s is ridiculous
>>152734683>If it's not a catch then it has to be called a DPIlol you don't know ball at all, you dumb leaf
>>152734671Please God no
2022 Mahomey... Now THAT was a QB
>moggedanother disregarded zoomer
>>152734628Oy Vey that is not a catch.
>>152734620The point is they don't. They don't mean anything. How can you prove those stats actually mean that a QB is good or bad outside of your gut feelings and blind belief in those statistics as accurate representations of player skill?
>>152734661>you made one mistake so we can cheat with impunityNot how it works, actually
>>152734660Bucs
>>152734725Fix?I like being king of shit mountain
Do Vikings make the playoffs if they have Shedeur over McFarty?
>>152734727>didn't win the superb owlLolLmao.
>>152734727He was running a west coast against plumbers All he had to do was be accurate and not on drugs and 5k was free.
>>152734718Mahomes just doesn't make those tight-window throws I like. His entire game is just running around like a chicken with its head cut off, then chucking it to a wide open receiver
>>152734641That's not DPI. You can grab a dude's arm when he is in the process of trying to catch the ball and rip it away to force a non catch. I swear half of you don't even know how the fuck this sport is played.It wasn't a catch. There was no refball. It was the right call. Get over it.
>>152734740Unironically yes
Been wearing the same pants commando for 2 months
>>1527347452022 Mahomes did
I think we are all in agreement. The only season remotely like 2022 Mahomes will be 2026 Mahomes.
>>152734749He was grabbing his arm and holding it down well before the ball arrived. It was DPI, not a debate
>>152734740Nine is unironically Tom Brady compared to Shidookie
>>152734752There's literally nothing wrong doing this if you do the Brazilian strategy of showering after every poop.
>>152734742Post season doesn't matter in this context>>152734744If it was so free why did Montana never do it
>>152734690>PF Chang’s
>>152734672Spotted the guttyboyAnalytics chads, waste this dick!!
>>152734632So much this
>>152734765Montana was a system babby
2026 will be the year. Mock me if you must. But it's happening.. The Chiefs will be back. Enjoy your brief respite from the Chiefs Dynasty.
>>152734718Dudes were wide open all season long and Mahomes had multiple open recievers 75% of the time because of Eric Bieniemy. Anyone would have looked good under center and here's the proof right here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8KbACMAYA8
>>152734710Nice try faggot. I've been a Hurts believer since before he was drafted and rated him over Justin Herbert. I'm not an Eagles fan/bandwagoner but I was right about him when everyone said he "couldn't throw"
>>152734740NoShedeur is a rookie tooJury's out on if he'll be good or notReally I hope he is cause I wanna see the Browns succeed but it's the Browns so lmao
>9ers wonworst timeline
THREADLY REMINDER: COASTIEFAGGOT SPAMMY FUCKING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN UTTERLY HUMILIATING FASHIONFUCKING KEKKING AT YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FACE
>>152734771Which good QB wasn't?They all had good WRs and shit
>>152734660Colts right now. Bucs if they beat the Panthers and the Falcons eliminate them.
>>152734632>>152734768SO MUCH COPE>WEL AKSHUALLY...
>s-stafford is bad because his bad game was this week instead of week 1https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recency_bias
>>152734671Eagles might actually do it. They are still a great defense especially with Carter back. They'd be the clear Superbowl favorite if it wasn't for their awful OC though
Te-Rance FerBussin starting to cook though. Excited to see him take on a bigger part of the offense next year.
>>152734780I mean peyton was a system babby but he made up the system entirely himself so him I guess?
• Missed the playoffs in his 20s• Had 0 MVPs in his 20s• 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer in the divisional round• Only averaged 3k yards when his peers averaged 4k yards in their 20s• Never won without a top 5 defense• Won playoff games with 0 TDs and 1 INT for his first ring and was carried about the defense• Wife cucked him for a young bvll• Couldn't beat his peers in their prime and went a decade without winning so he waited for them to retire to ringpad against children• Only QB in NFL history to have a 1st round exit in the playoffs in his 20s, 30s, and 40s• only QB to lose to Eli Manning in the owl• only QB to lose to Nick Foles in the owl
reminder>dixieGODS > coastMORTALS > flyoverSUBHUMANS
The NFL doesn't consider my suicidality when it rigs its games
>Hurts0 completions in the 2nd half btw
>>152734759No he wasn't kek. Are you just shitposting? The Falcons player literally didn't touch Nakua until the ball had already touched his hand. Watch it again.
>>152734786>awful OCHurts has to shoulder some of this, though. He's been awful.
>*** BREAKING **** FBI AND DHS ANNOUNCE FEDERAL INVESTIGATION INTO ALLEGED LOS ANGELES RAMS FRAUD
The plan for Rams was always to go all in next season and win the owl at home btw
>>152734798You’re not even thinking of the right play, you utter retard.
>>152734793What's so special about being retarded
>>152734775He is a total bus rider, thoughbeit. I wouldn't say he's truly god awful but he gives me literal Case Keenum vibes just on a really good team.
Winning Superbowls at home is soulless behavior
>>152734804Staffy is retiring after this year. This is the end of the era bro
ayy bradda, dey say a whyte qb gibbing out da cummies, brah???
Fuck winning a Superbowl at home I want Arrowhead to remain open for another 2 decades :(
NFL Championships count and none of you effeminate city boys can convince me otherwise.
I think my wife doesn't like me
>>152734817Lol green gay Isn't that a suburb of Chicago
>>152734786If the Eagles O-line wasn't injured all season and they had a league-average OC they would have at most two losses and would be clear favorites for a repeat.
>late at night>a work night, not a weekend>retards still talking about sportsball instead of getting ready for work
>>152734819She doesn’t need to. She’s for the bull to enjoy while you soak it all in. Go Chiefs!
>>152734775You weren't right about him though. He lucked out and got surrounded by an absolutely stacked team. He's still a bus rider and Eagles win in spite of him and that will never change. He's actually been exposed pretty hard this year, especially in that first Giants game.
>cucs miss the playoffs even if they beat the panthers (if the falcons beat the saints)kwab
>>152734825In this economy?
>>152734817Bears will retake #1 by the time Benny and Caleb are through
>>152734819Many such cases. Sad!
>>152734797Every drive was>run into stacked box for no gain>run into stacked box for no gain>terrible route concept on 3rd and long
>>152734825If you didn’t have all of last week and this week off you’re a fucking slave.
>>152734808Outside of his rookie season he's won every single year. He's 9-0 against Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, Pat Mahomes and Matt Stafford since 2023. He's currently got a 4-1 pass TD-int ratio despite his 4th playcaller in 4 years and played objectively well in both Superbowls. He's far beyond any bus rider talks. The only people who still think that genuinely don't know ball
>>152734827You clearly don't watch the games, you just parrot lazy narratives
>>152734831Browns have 8 championships though
Jalen Hurts has a ring and is a Super Bowl MVP.Josh Allen, Justin Herbert, and Joe Burrow do not.
>>152734805Post the clip
>>152734840>you just parrot lazy narrativesYeah like Kevin Patullo spammers
>>152734825>he doesn't take the week between Christmas and New Year's off every yearSad! Do you not have any friends or family?
>>152734827Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek sure lil bro he lucked out and got drafted to a team with a HOF head coach, a HOF Wide Receiver and a HOF Tight End.... Oh wait that was patti
>>152734791It's kinda hard to criticize Brady at all after the big comebacks he had against the cawks and failcons in da owl. Beating muttholmes twice in the playoffs as a grandpa was just icing on the cake.
>>152734791https://www.footballdb.com/statistics/nfl/team-stats/defense-totals/2020/regular-season?sort=ptsgm>Never won without a top 5 defenseThat is inaccurate and easily debunked.
>>152734798Hes talking about the blatant dpi on the play before that
https://youtube.com/shorts/bMb9sFEGSyk?si=DobszKefnk0vGam4Why would Patullo do this
>>152734749based and most sane post ITT
Rammies fans losing their shit tonight. I guess losing the MVP race to the Falcons would cause a melty. And now everyone knows they're going to get bounced. Oooof.Now I don't even know who I should think will win the NFC. They all suck for one reason or another. If Bears had a defense, I'd pick them.
>>152734842>Browns Those either belong to the Ravens or don't count Sorry bud, rich guy politics of the Ravens giving away the browns history do not bother me. Follow the team. Follow the players. They either belong to the Ravens or no team at all. Expansion franchise action browns ain't otto
>>152734791Why are you thinking about him right now?
>>152734829I don't think the Bucs even want to make the playoffs at this point. They seem so checked out. And everyone knows the NFCS winner is just playoff fodder because as bad as the Rams are, they would anally devastate the Bucs or Panthers.......probably.
>>152734754No he didn't you fucking retard. Anyone can see all his passing touchdowns that season on youtube
>>152734854My grandma could have won behind this O-lineGaylen 'bus rider' Squirts should count his blessings
>>152734871>Passing touchdowns are the only completions that count
>>152734772Dude's not coming back from an ACL. He'll never meme scramble again.
>>152734860He has the 4th lowest int% in the league but congrats on finding a clip of one mistake he made
>>152734858Oh that weak shit. Who cares. Literal handfighting and the receiver pushed off about as much as the defender slapfought with him. There wasn't any egregious DPI that would warrant losing your shit over it. If they had called that, it would have been a really, really generous call.
>>152734867Those championships absolutely belong to the browns because the browns in the 50s and 60s are completely divorced from what happened in the late 90s
>Schotty seems to be a good coach, better than both McFatass and Garrett>offense seems to be fixed>shored up the run defense with the Williams trade>still have a first round pick thanks to the Puckers>clearly won the Parsons trade, have two first round picks in 2027If you assume that the plan was never to win this year, maybe it wasn't all that bad a year for Dem Boys. At least I'm happy Schotty seems to be the real deal. If Dak just doesn't fall apart I have a good feeling about next season.
>>152734873>No other great Quarterbacks have ever had good O linesLol. Lmao even
>>152734873He can count his ring.Can't say the same for Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, or Justin Herbert.
>>152734878Nice bait
>>152734882>>No other Quarterback has ever had linemen that averaged 6'6" in height and 338 lbsCorrect
>>152734874Anyone can view his highlights as well and see the exact same thing: wrs getting wide open because of scheme and playcalling. 2022 is not a good argument at all of him regularly being able to make tight window throws
it’s crazy to me that the rams D could not realize the falcons literally ONLY have honey bijan as their 1 threatthere should have been 3-4 people dedicated to shadowing bijan every single play. force them to throw the ball and they collapse. hell even leave someone completely uncovered, it doesnt matter. they ONLY have bijan.
>>152734745You're living in the past, his depth of target has plummeted over the last 5 years. His game these days is short Kelce option routes and quick passes as an extension of their non-existent run game.
>>152734891For how mediocre Cousins is he'd easily hit a wide open receiver
>>152734886Congrats to Hurts for his Dilfer ring.
>>152734891kirko is so old that selling out the run and blitzing almost every play would probably work.
>>152734891Bijan broke the ankles of unblocked defenders in the backfield and then the rest of the team anyway
>>152734891That's what they did but he would still regularly juke 3 or 4 dudes on the way to the third level.
>>152734881This is a joke post, right?
When was the last time a game between two eliminated teams decided a division title?
>>152734891Maybe the Rams should fire another coordinator I'm sure that'll fix it kek
jamarcus russell
>>152734898Hurts won MVP but thanks for reminding me that Trent Dilfer has a ring while Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Justin Herbert do not.
>going in as the last seed>half the roster is dead>traveling to Philly and then eventually to shitcago (Atlanta is too shit to make the playoffs this year lol)Yup, I’m thinking this owl is locked up already. It’s coming home.
>>152734904What is it with Texas and producing elite running backs? They do this shit over and over. Remember Jamaal Charles back in the day?
>>152734608How you feel if you were an NFL player and your team asked you to tank /sp/?Being asked to play worse so management can fish for a better replacement, sounds kinda humiliating.
>>152734891as an NFC south chad who has seen 6 falcons games this season, this is true. bucs and panthers realize this and contained the bijan well enough. only question is will the saints?
Crazy that JJ McCarthy is going to be playing his third rookie season next year.
>>152734907>implying the bucs have any hope of winning that game on satIt wont even matter by the time the falcoons play
I miss week 1 /nfl/
>>152734921Chefs fan?
This general is not mentally equipped to handle the incoming Patriots Super Bowl victory. They can't even handle Drake Maye winning MVP.
>>152734914The packers couldn't even beat the wheel chair team, what makes you think they are going anywhere in the playoffs?
>>152734923Chiefs season was DOA by week 1
>>152734921When everyone just talks shit because no one knows what's going to happen?
>>152734923Fuck no. Rams.
The brappy niners are getting one and done'd btw
both nfcn teams are losing the second they face a non-nfc opponentpipe down jesters
>>152734916Players don't tank, executives tank by making intentionally bad moves and purposefully sabotaging the locker room culture.
So did that Rams animefaggot finally rope?
>Howie RosemanHurtsbabby
>>152734919The Falcons play on Sunday
>>152734891i can’t name another team or player that is more relied on than bijan with the falcons. over HALF THE PLAYS OF THE GAME went to bijan . literally madden-tier spamming , like theyre playing a mycareer game.
>>152734943inshallah
>>152734919The Panthers could be shit againWho knows
Not bad for a """bus rider"""
any redskins fans here?
>>152734943It's amazing how McVay is actually kind of a shit coach when you force him into difficult in-game situations. He's almost like old Andy Reid. His ideas and concepts are good but when you force him to do something like decide to go for it on fourth down he shits the bed.
Objective Ballknowing Nonstatfag Power Rankings1. 49ers2. Broncos3. Jaguars4. Rams5. Texans6. Bills7. Bears8. Patriots9. Seahawks10. Packers11. Chargers12. Eagles13. Steelers14. Ravens15. Panthers16. Bucs
Jalen Hurts peaked at Oklahoma
>>152734937Must be nice to have an O-line crafted by god himself, that allows him to just chuck it down the field while he goes untouched in the pocket for 6 seconds. Also bailed out by AJ brown on those throws btw
>>152734958Your moms a bus rider for my cock
>>152734950bo jackson in tecmo bowl tier
>>152734964>1. 49erslol>2. BroncosLMAO
>>152734950like vick in madden 04
>>152734965Objectively not true
I hate to say it but I'm gonna miss watching the mutt scrambling like he's running from the police before throwing his stupid shovel passes that somehow get caught.
If I'm ranking teams by odds they make the SB...AFC1. Patriots2. Broncos3. Jaguars4. Bills5. Ravens6. Texans7. Steelers8. ChargersNFC1. Eagles2. Bears3. Seahawks4. Rams5. 49ers6. Panthers7. Packers8. Buccaneers
>>152734946And the panthers and bucs play on saturday
>>152734711Exquisite wall of seethe.
>>152734991>Exquisite wall of accuracyFTFY
>the NFC South may send a team with a losing record to the playoffs>againLolLmao
If Danny didn't blow his leg up would the Dolts still be in the playoffs discussion?
>>152734977The Broncos could win the Owl and you'd still call them frauds
Chris Jones was justified in calling Squirts a bum for not even throwing for 100 yards.
>>152734959No but you can continue posting more asian at 3.14s tho
>>152735007Based.
TEAMS THAT ARE PROBABLY GOING TO WIN THE OWL49ersJaguarsBearsBroncosPatriotsThat's it!
>>152734711I like how everyone clowned on Patriots for having an easy schedule yet the Broncos barely had a harder schedule this year. The difference being is that the Patriots blow out most shit teams while the Broncos barely win them
My boys played their hearts out tonight.
>>152735015So the Broncos have a harder schedule, yet more wins? Interesting.
Gaytriots got gaped by the Gayders. That alone should have them locked in fag jail for the rest of the season.
>>152735026They don't have more wins and they aren't beating the Chargers
>>152735029Oh yeah, you're right. They have the tiebreaker over the Patriots because Maye actually, factually lost to the 2025 Las Vegas Raiders.
>>152735027Why do you think they call him Fake Gaye?
>>152735032Trvke
Caleb has more raw talent and is a better QB than Jalen
Let's not forget that the Bills were down 21-0 against the Pats (in Foxborough) and still managed to rally back and win.
>>152735034They lost in week 1. You mise well have brought up the patriots getting blown out by the giants in the preseason
>>152734985nobody on this planet enjoyed the USAID funded chiefs "dynasty"everyone is happy the money ran dry and its finally fucking over
>>152735043There is not a single Black QB in the NFL that has actual talent.
>>152735043>muh raw talentPretty sure that's what they said about Jamarcus Russell.
>>152735048Josh Allen...?
i still dont understand what racial mix mutthomes is, he looks hispanic to me
Broncos beat both SB teams at full health you know
>>152735048Bryce has some cause if he didn't he would have never made the league as a midget
1 MVP to go please
>>152735051Not black, and running around and crashing into things like a dump truck isnt a talent
>>152735045>B-but it was week 1!Kek. Is this the cope you'll use when they lose in week 1 of the playoffs as well?
>>152735054Bryce needs to put on muscle. Caleb did and that worked for him, Bryce is still a little twink
>>152734690They lost their credibility when they gave Geno Smith a better grade than Mahomes in that blow out
>>152735054Lol nigger their billionaire jew owner drafted him for DEI social equity stock with blackrock. You get a double booster bonus on the social credit score for a black gay midget so he's like 6 niggers in 1 cause it's 3 x 2
>>152735060But how are they going to do that when they have the bye?
>Anon thinks Josh Allen isn't black
Since 2015...#1 Seed vs Divisional Opponent: 15-5(75% winrate)#2 Seed vs Divisional Opponent: 13-6(68% winrate)#2 Seed vs #7 Seed: 9-1(90% winrate)#3 Seed vs #6 Seed: 8-12(40% winrate)#4 Seed vs #5 Seed: 12-8(60% winrate)
and there you have itp.s. rams were robbed
the "chiefs were never actually good it was just USAIDS propaganda" is my favorite meme
>>152735067
>>152735071>lambsThanks for helping us
>>152735071Would the burrs intentionally throw that lions game to avoid the packers?
>>152735073u mad yt boi?
>>152735032>bears need flukes and luck to win>he says like it's a bad thingPure sovl when fate itself is on your side. As an aside FUCK this cancerous captcha that expires in .4 seconds.
>>152735071Aren't you a Bill's cuck?p.s. Falcons were robbed of a pick 6 in the 4th
>>152735056What did the Jags and Bears not have those years? Oh that's right, a competent qb. Patriots are winning the owl
>Me>We>Us>MyKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK imagine saying this dumb shit in the genny
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>>152735077Benny said they're playing to win. He wants revenge on that neanderthal Campbell.
>>152735068At least, they would have the bye if the Chargers weren't utter cucks and resting their starters. Then again, the Patriots are almost guaranteed to face the Chargers in the divisional. They basically get a bye week anyways.The football gods already proved they punish cowardice mercilessly with Tony Dungy. The Chargers will be blown out as penance for refusing to even play for seeding.
>>152735086Me personally? We are a part of the team. We as in us, my team, the Buffalo bills. Me and my son went to high mark at sunrise to shovel snow for the game not because we had tickets, we had none but because we're a part of the team and we felt they needed us.
>>152735086I work at Walmart so technically I’m part of the Broncos organization. Therefore I can “we”
>>152735097They're not going to do that though, kek. They are going to beat them this weekend and then they get to immediately play them in the playoffs. Chargers absolutely will take the opportunity to cuck the Broncos out of the bye. If they rested all their starters, the Broncos would essentially have a 2 week bye, the ultimate cuck move
playoffs seem fun this year bros>two week 18 h2h matchups to decide final division winners>both #1 seeds still up in the air>no clear favorite for even conference winners, let alone the owl>no queefs to spoil the fun>yfwdbwdso in effect>can watch winter olympics before and after on super bowl sundaycomfy
>>152735109The Walmart fight song is actually "we are Walmart" so they want you to feel like a part of the broncos family
>>152735117I just want the Superbowl to be Bears vs AFCS team
>TrevGOD LawrPRINCEummm, well... hmmm you see... AH! Of course.. Youre fucking seething
The teams I don't like will get eliminated first round of the playoffs. The teams I do like will go deep in the playoffs. Simple as.
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How many Herbie intz we thinking round 1 At least 3 right? And that's just by half time
>rasmskwab
So...who are the Bills going to face in the Wildcard? Broncos, Pats, or Jasg?
>>152735128But the Falcs got first down at that point and then continued to run the ball. Rams stopped the clock on the unproductive 3 run Allgeier downs when the time otherwise would have been run down
>>152735144Tbwhywf looks like a 1st round exit for the bills no matter what way you slice it
>>152735138Mina would stop him. It would never happen on her watch
Imagine losing to the Falcons lmao
>>152735144If Josh is anywhere close to as hobbled as he was last night the Bills are getting blown out by any AFC team that isn't the Chargers.
>>152735150Imagine trading for a teams 1st round pick and then losing to them hahahaha
>>152735097There's no one on the offensive line that they can even rest. Everyones on IR so you mise well just play to win and cuck the broncos instead
At what playoff round will you apologize to Trevor Lawrence in?
>mise well
what a sad sight to see
>>152735159I'm not apologizing until I see a picture of the actual dawg.
>u mad yt boi?
It's about that time ladsCheers
>i caint into quoting
>>152734961>old Andy ReidSometimes I feel like the only one who remembers the days when fat Andy was the laughingstock of the league for his inexplicable in-game coaching decisions. I still remember, even into the Chiefs years. There was a year in the playoffs when Smeth was their QB, they were playing the Patriots, Brady and the Pats were driving down to score as time was expiring and Reid didn't use a single one of his timeouts. The Patriots scored with seconds left on the clock, and then after the kickoff the game ended, and Andy still had all his timeouts. It was incredible. It was like he thought he had to save them for the next game, or even the next season.It's incredible what a cure-all Mahomes has been for Reid's reputation, because otherwise we'd probably just know him for blowing games over and over because he doesn't know how to use timeouts or challenges.
Who is the Shrek 2 of the NFL right now?
I mentioned that captcha is rigged and there is no way I get it wrong half as often as it claims and you guys laughed at me and called me a typical low IQ flyover Chiefs fan, so here's proof. This was on another board. It did this 7 times in a row before it let me post.
>>152735179Mike Tirico
>>152735181bot like behavior when clicking done and post
The man who saved /nfl/
>>152735153>600 passesGreat o lines provide a great run game. Dolphins squad full of shitters couldn't run the ball and had to rely on Marino to throw the ball. The great o lines I that era belonged to the Cowboys and the 49ers who were able to run the ball and protect the QB in passing situations I'm not the anon who's trying to discredit Hurts. I also hate people who discredit QBs because they're o line babies or system QBs. Marino was just the only QB that came up to mind who was great while not having a 'great' o line
>>152735159Reminder: he has already humiliated Justin Herbert and gone toe to toe with Mahomes at Arrowhead during his one playoff run.
>>152735195Dude just shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you are talking about
>>152735197TLaw is elite, I hope the Jags win it all.
>>152735181Dude the jannies must really hate you or something. Every puzzle for me is just three pics and "find the one not like the others" or whatever. Half of the time I don't have to solve anything.
>>152735176Yeah I remember those yearsHe was literally shit on and memed on here for his clock management
That game against the Texans proved to me that not even Jim Harbaugh can stop the Chorgers from chorging.>Dicker the Kicker>incredibly accurate almost all the time>plays Houston>misses a field goal>misses an extra point>Chorgers lose by four pointsThe universe will not stop punishing the Chargers for some reason. I'd say it's because they left San Diego, but they had supernaturally bad luck while they were in San Diego, too, so it can't be that. Maybe Dean Spanos ran afoul of a gypsy at some point in his life.
>>152735202no
>>152735211The football gods are on their sides though this weekend against the Bronkeks and in the divisional round
>>152735029>They don't have more wins and they aren't beating the Chargers1. is true, 2. is doubtful because they are sitting out Herbert for that game.
Is there any tram more cursed than the Cardinals?
>>152735181low IQ retard detected
>>152735181I just hate how little time it takes to expire, sometimes I want to add an image at the last moment and the fucking thing expires making me do it all over again. It's maddening.
>>152735211The chargers are the protagonists of the NFL. Unfortunately for them, the league is one of those British sitcoms where nothing good ever happens to the main character.
Ugh
https://touchdownwire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/touchdown/2025/12/29/chargers-to-rest-justin-herbert-in-week-18-with-playoff-spot-clinched/87951832007/
>>152735213Do you have any idea what dbs/linebackers would do to a freely running qb in the 80s? You fucking don't and you are an ignorant moron. The dolphins really didn't have any good rbs when Dan Marino played and just because an offensive line is good at pass blocking, does not mean they are good at run blocking and vise versa. The Chargers are a team this year are a testament to that fact and anyone can watch them in real time proving that point.
>>152735235? Yeah we both agree with each other. Why the hostility?
>>152735217I'd bet you a hundred dollars that they aren't
>>152735116Trey Lance was already announced as the starter for the Bolts. I also want to add that the Chargers this season are the most traveled team in the league with the bungles being the least traveled. I am actually ok with the startes getting rested and especially Herbo.
>>152735245They have very little to play for? 5th seed vs 6th or 7th?
>>152735244Dan Marino didn't run the ball you fucking idiot fuck you. Maybe think before you post you worthless sack of shit. I swear, the dumb fucking kids on here. Fuck you.
>>152735127>TrevKEK LimpDICKcool story bro
>>152735116Kek get a load of this shit for brains
>>152735248Like I said, the Chargers are fucking done. Nobody likes a coward and they're just rolling over and letting the Broncos win. The literal only way for them to escape divine punishment is to win with Trey Lance, which they won't do.I was neutral on the Chargers but them pulling this coward shit just ensured that I will mercilessly rip Herbert's asshole up his entire career on this board.
Joe Brrrr and the Bengals are better than every playoff bound team
>>152735176>literally admitting the league is rigged and Andy Reid would throw games for the Pats dynasty and then once he got his golden nigga QB he was gifted a dynasty because dynasties get better TV ratings
>>152735250That could mean a home game. If you're the 7th seed, it's not possible to have one
>>152735263...for the 5 or 6 games that Burrow is alive every season.The Commish wants an 18 game season, the Bungles are cooked.
>>152735261The Chargers are winning this shit even if they start Trey Lance. The Chargers defense are going to make Bo Nix look like Blake Bortles
>>152735266their home record and their away record are practically identical. They need to get Herbert to 100% or as close as possible, and keep their starters fresh and healthy.
Burrow to the Rams
>>152735266To be fair to them, not once in NFL history has a WC team hosted a home playoff game. That would require two WC teams making the conference championship, and that has literally never happened.Still, giving up while seeding is on the line is cuck behavior.
>>152735262Yeah ok whatever, the guy has a broken hand and tissue paper for an O line, if he goes down the season is more done than it already is, just hate Herbo for a real reason
>>152734593That pass could have easily been broken up because it was thrown behind. Jalen Hurts is as much of a bus rider as Cuckson Wintz and Dick Poles
>>152735280>my hand huwts :(>hewe u go bwoncos ;) have a fwee bye, i hope u guys win it all! hehee>i wasn't going to win anyways, i go sleepies now -_-zzzz-Justin Herbert the faggot douche retard
Only one more week of chill game threads before tourists flood them and make them basically unusable :(
>the “goat qb” won an owl 13-3
>>152735278>>152735275The only starter that makes sense to bench is Justin Herbert. Everyone else is going to play and the Chargers absolutely are playing to win. No one else was mentioned as being benched for the chargers this sunday
>>152735289Yeah if #47 was a ghost, Hurts could have thrown it through him and completed it that way.
>>152734986switch the eagles with the niners and the seahawks with the bears though
Curious how many posters actually go to games. My dad and I have been to almost every Jags game of the last 15 seasons.
>>152735307That's why you throw it a little high so that no one except your receiver can make a move on the ball retard
>ohhh sorry guys i wanted to win but i have to stay home and rub pepperoni pizza on my face
Patriots going one and done to the chorgers is gonna be fucking hilarious
Joe Burrow finna boutta be the first 3 time NFL Comeback Player of the Year.
>>152735271Yeah good luck with that, fuckface. The Denver Broncos are the greatest football team in the universe.
>>152735323Even with the injury it should go to Daniel Jones
>>152735330Truth.
>>152735315Used to go to St. Louis Cardinals games at Busch Stadium, then they went to suck elsewhere. Did not want to pay to see the St. Louis Rammies, tho I did watch and cheer them through seasons great and abyssmal.
With only 2 days left in 2025 the debate is overPat Mahomes has officially won KWABOTY
>>152735322Patriots have never lost the the chargers in the playoffs in the super bowl era
>>152735315I went to a Giants-Dolphins game onceIt was okayLive football kinda blows and I won't go to another game unless I got suite seats somehow
>>152735322The only team in the WC I would trust to actually bump the Pats in the WC round are the Bills. That matchup seems pretty unlikely, though. Pats are a more complete team than the Chargers and Texans.
>>152735339Kek saved
>>152735339>>>/pw/
I wanted to order delivery cause I forgot to grocery shop but every time I saw 8 dollars in delivery fees that don't actually go towards the mechanical cost of delivery I sperged out at my carts checkout price knowing that I hadn't even added a 15% tip yet and they've also started charging extra for all menu items during a delivery order vs takeout so why exactly am I paying a service fee when the menu items are $3 USD more because I didn't to with takeout. By the end of it I didn't order food before everything closed and I'm left eating poverty shit out of whatever condiments are in the fridge. Let's fucking goo Panthers!
>>152735270If Goodell actually cared about the league in an objective way he'd do everything in his power to get Burrow off the Bengals. That or force Mike Brown to finally sell.But Goodell would rather be woke and push faggots and negros than actually put objectively good quarterbacks in a position to succeed. I always say Brady succceeded despite Goodell, not because of him.
>>152735293The chargers are going to throw the game and then beat fake maye in the first round of the playoffsSorry you cant into strategy
>>152735339holy shit is that pic real?
>the chorgers chorging against the bronkeks means they will beat the patriots
>>152735222Cope. Apologize.
>>152735323no more awards for this retard until he starts winning games and getting into the playoffs
>>152735360They're losing no matter who they face. Nobody will lose to such a bitchmade team that literally gives up at the end of the year kek.
>>152735340>>152735346>>152735364Not an argument
>>152735359Durrough > Burrow and it's not even closehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfArN-e2OU
Does the UFL still exist?
>>152735399Who cares?
>>152735411I care anon
>>152735417Play us a song, frogman. Tensions are high and people are angry. We need to relax.
>>152735399The other leagues were just another bust. People only care about the NFL and College
>>152735421Not me though. I was hoping my Patriots would win 7 this year, even with that schedule, and instead I have riches.Doesn't even faze me if Herbert sits this week.
>>152735421I'm all smiles no matter what happens with my PanthersI'm not really sure next year will be the same since every win has been by one possession other than the random Falcons rape but right now it's all good
The NFC South
>>152735443Really hoping the panthers get in with a loss
>>152735426Well, no. Why would the Patriots care? If anything, the #1 seed is going to face a harder path to the conference championship. #2 seed is facing...Chargers, then the Ravens/Steelers/Texans/Jags. They basically can't face the Broncos or Bills until the conference championship which should be the only two teams they should be legitimately worried about.
>>152735360More like they're doing everything in their power to duck the Jags.
>>152735448The jags and texans are extremely dangerous.
>>152735447It'd be peak NFC SouthI have no clue how that shitheap division has sent every team in it to the Owl since it was made
He's still winning MVP because he's the media darling but that loss was pretty fucking funny ngl
WAKEY WAKEY FEAST ON BAKEY
I don't wanna root for the Falcons
>>152735483Today I will remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjgH-6-mMGg
>>152735457Hmm kind of. I think from the Patriots perspective, this is probably the order they'd like to face the playoff teams in from most desirable to least:RavensChargersSteelersJaguarsTexansBroncosBillsI think their playoff path is actually quite favorable for them. Their ideal outcome is...Patriots beat Chargers, Bills beat Jaguars, Ravens/Steelers beat Texans. Then the Patriots would face the Ravens or Steelers in the divisional. Then they face the winner of Broncos/Bills in the AFCCG. They'd probably prefer to face the Broncos over the Bills.
You know what would also be funny? The Rams lose to the Cardinals and Stafford throws another 3 interceptions. He shits his pants and then he fakes an injury to retire this offseason.
NFL should get rid of divisions and every team in a conference plays each other (15 games) and the 1st seeds in both go straight to the super bowl. No playoffs.
>>152735477But how is he going to do that with 3 more picks against the Seahawks?
>>152735508That would make less money for owners so it's cancelled
>Purdy charging up like Flacco at the end of the 2012 seasonIt's going to happen and when it does you're going to seethe.
>>152735477doubtdominating in primetime is like 90% of the mvpif allen shit himself in any of those games against the chiefs, lions, rams, or 49ers near the end of last year he doesnt win it
>>152735519He's chorging like the chorgers and is going to get bootyblasted in the divisional round
>>152735430Not sure how you can feel good about the Panthers committing Bryce Young but ok.
>>152735519It's going to be pretty funny when they lose to the Seahawks and get pushed down to the 6th seed and all of this confidence flames out.
>>152735519>charging up like Flacco Doesn't even make sense. Ravens started 9-2 that season then went 1-4 and limped into the playoffs at 10-6 they didn't get hot until the playoffs actually began >>152735521Drake Maye has played a piss easy schedule and has 10 less touchdowns than Stafford. I don't see him getting it. Stafford was great for 3/4 of the season. He'll get the MVP
>>152735532He's just getting a fifth year
>>152735543He's also working with a lot less than Stafford. Stafford spilling his spaghetti so hard in primetime probably hurt his MVP case quite a bit. Maye is a slight favorite in MVP odds at this point. I guess MVP voters don't care that much about the schedule thing.Personally, I don't care about journalism awards. It's all about the championships.
>>152735543German cuck doesn't know ball. Stat Padford is not MVP on his own team. Pooper Scooper Nacua is
>>152735543Stafford is throwing 3 more picks against the xehawks and that is what will cost him the mvp
>>152735543Dak threw for way more TDs and yards than Lamar in 2023 and Lamar still got the MVP.
>>152735564>>152735571I don't care that much I just think the media already made up their mind. Stafford will win it for legacy if nothing else>>152735578That's the 2nd time you've said that. Stafford plays the Cardinals in week 18 not the Seahawks fucking dumbass
>>152735560So, 5 years of mediocrity? To me that's unacceptable. If I was the HC I am absolutely putting pressure on him to play good and show improvement otherwise he'll be riding the bench while a backup gets a crack at it
>>152735589You might be right. They claim MVP is all about what is done during the year, but they definitely take legacy into account and I can see the mentality that AP doesn't think Maye has done enough from a legacy or league perspective yet to "earn" an MVP, whereas Stafford has been around a long time and has enough of a name that if it's a relatively close race, they're probably going to give it to a guy like Stafford over Maye.That being said, I think if Stafford seriously looks like total fucking shit again next week, they might actually decide not to.
It’s time to talk about Fernando Mendoza
Is there a single non fraudulent team in the NFL?
>>152735477You have the build of a 1 by 1 lego piece and stafford is not winning the mvp. If that happens, it's the most soulless mvp ever by a soulless franchise and a loaded roster.
Raidersyou're gonna fucking win Sunday and like it
>>152735615The RaidersThey suck and we knew they'd suck
Just watched the postgame interview and saw Stafford walk out. The guy is in complete shambles.
>>152735615Carson Beck
>>152735627Don't fuck with us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlOrxjRiHSQ
>>152735625What's going on with Maxx Crosby? I'd love to see him on a competent team.
You now remember the Chiefs
>>152735642LolThey missed the playoffs
>>152735642I've genuinely already written them off even for next year. Dynasty is dead. I think everyone knows it. Andy is old. Kelce is old. Mahomes will still probably be pretty good but their days of domination are done.
This is how me and the boys walk into the local pub before watching the Denver Aryancos on the telly. This is the way the world should be. Leave the mongrels outside
Bussy
>>152735648Mahomes hasnt been good since his sophomore season. It’s just been pure refball since then
>>152735669BUT HE MAKE DUH DIVING THROW AND THE ANNOUNCER SAY MAHOMESIAN!!!!!!
>>152735648Patrick Mahomes hasn't been "good" since 2022 and that was when everyone was getting wide open 75% of the time. Mahomes cannot regularly make tight window throws and has no anticipation as a qb. If he did have anticipation, he would be able to consistently throw to receivers before they are open, not the instant they are open. This boils down to him not being good at reading defenses and locking in on WR 1
>>152735684Sounds pretty nixian
>>152735692You don't see me denying. That throw to Pat Bryant was the most bone headed throw by any qb this season and it sent him to the hospital
