The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues on Tuesday at London's iconic Alexandra Palace with the conclusion of the fourth round and the final matches of 2025.World number two Luke Humphries and rising Dutch star Kevin Doets will go head-to-head in the evening’s finale, as darting icons Michael van Gerwen and Gary Anderson renew their rivalry. European champion Gian van Veen also continues his pursuit of the title against breakout youth talent Charlie Manby, while fifth seed Jonny Clayton and Northern Irish star Josh Rock headline Tuesday’s afternoon session against surprise packages Andreas Harrysson and Justin Hood.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches in Round 4 are the first to 4 sets, with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)(25) Luke Woodhouse v Krzysztof Ratajski(5) Jonny Clayton v Andreas HarryssonJustin Hood v (11) Josh Rock>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)Charlie Manby v (10) Gian van Veen(3) Michael van Gerwen v (14) Gary Anderson(2) Luke Humphries v Kevin Doets>Day 16 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/29/littler-withstands-stirring-cross-fightback-reach-quarters-searle
Post your walk-ons lads!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFZ3Ql10qo
You’re looking at the future, the present, and the nightmare of every so‑called legend in this game. They call me The Nuke for a reason – because when I step up to the oche, careers go up in smoke. 18 years old and already a world champion, already stacking majors while grown men with twenty years experience are still talking about ‘potential’. While they were busy protecting their rankings, I was busy rewriting the record book and taking their trophies off the stage. You lot used to worship the old guard – van Gerwen, Humphries, all of them. Now they’re just names on my victim list. I didn’t come here to shake hands and smile for the cameras. I came here to embarrass your favourites, to hit nine‑darters while they’re still doing the maths on 137. Look at me. This is what dominance looks like. I walk into your country, your arena, your so‑called fortress, and I walk out with your title, your money, and your crowd booing because deep down you know it’s over. The era of comfort, the era of ‘respect the veterans’ – finished. You don’t have to like me. You don’t have to cheer me. But you will watch me. Because every time I step up, you’re one visit away from another highlight that you’ll pretend you didn’t replay a hundred times at home. I’m Luke Littler. I’m The Nuke. And if you’re standing on that stage opposite me, you’re not a challenger – you’re just the next dartboard.
Luke 'Boring' Littler
>>152736084Luke 'Unbothered' Littler
more like litter lmao
>>152736130because he has a rubbish attitude aha
>>152736019Today I am supportingRatajskiHarryssonHmm not sure, probably Hoodvan ChudAndersonDoets
>>152736051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qiEpLuopu8
Luke "moisturized" LittlerLuke "happy" LittlerLuke "in my lane" LittlerLuke "focused" LittlerLuke "flourishing" Littler.
>>152736051To be fair I'd love to see some orchestral music during walk ons but doubt it would work well. Maybe something in the line of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ynC1RB3kY
Nathan Aspinall's Iconic Walk-on
>>152736019>iconic>iconsi'm bothered now
>Woodhouse v RatajskiMight have a glass of water and chew on some cardboard to go with this game
>>152736333Bet the mong who wrote that sign feels deeply ashamed. Not to mention the perverted camera director.>Justin Hood opening montage>completely ignores Andreas HarryssonNow I'm wanting Rock to twat the midget.
>>152736051Mongpit will mark the fuck out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCiB5if_8U
>>152736333>
>>152736366THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
CAM ON FERRET
>>152736360it was like a 14 year old boy holding the sign for aspinall's older 15 year old daughter, camera coordinator on a list though
Anna's legs working me into a shoot
>>152736401i thought that footage was spliced, i only remember them showing that sign earlier in the show, not during aspinall's walk on
another mong?ffs.
DOUBLE LEGS ELEVEN
>>152736412would
GWAN POLNISCHER IGEL
>>152736412Wouldhouse
>>152736366crowd chanting N Heil Littler as he beats humphries
come on rat man
>>152736405Something about this woman just drives me nuts.
Ratajski would return to the Top 32 with a win. Woodhouse would move up to 18th.
>>1527364243cm of makeup lid
GWAN RATMAN (I will NOT accept Woodhouse into my heart unless he beats Littler, Germanbro)
i'm growing weirdly fond of woody
>>152736424When will someone tell her to get smaller specs?
Last chance to buy your Woodcoins, lads. Don't say I didn't tell you.>>152736431Let Woody into your heart, Austriabro, and he will reward you with 90-95 averages and erratic head movements.
Swedish commentator on the english stream on viaplay aaaaaaaa
Really don't like how they had round 3 and 4 games on the same day, offends my autism
>>152736424probably because he looks like a man
almost perfect dancer combo: the black beauty for the oil drillers, the pretty one for the connoisseurs, the red one for the simps. Only missing the inked one for the degenerates.
Ratajski is going to cure chronic boredom with a slightly less debilitating level of boredom
Hittler MVG final with BIG DICK MIKE taking the title. If this happens I will kiss a man live on cam
Good start from Jobhouse there the useless cunt
Consider your tournament CLOGGED
>>152736084Littler is the best thing to happen to darts in years
Many people have been saying Luke Woodhouse is making the semis, or even the final!
>>152736333Classy British banter
Hearing rumours that Keir Starmer's a wanker
Whom do we support? Ratata or Woody?>>152736173Can't loss with Ferret vs. Ol' Bearded One. If Beard wins: memes! If the Ferret wins: People's Champion gets kicked from the PL spot.
is that faggot uk poster about who can't stand other flags? ha ha get a life you miserable sod.
YOU CANT KEEP MISSING THESE DARTS AND EXPECT TO GO FAR IN THIS TOURNAMENT JOHN
For me, it's the darts>>152736471>Whom do we support? Ratata or Woody?Ratajski obviously, Woodhouse is maybe the most lukewarm player on the whole tour
>>152736471Rata
>>152736468Nonce u you mean
these sesame street or muppet or whatever ads really grind my gears
>>152736471lidl man
CAN'T PAT THE RAT
>>152736443>and he will reward you with 90-95 averages and erratic head movements.I kneel
We are Stowe BuntzWe carry the flame
C'mon POLSKI JEŻ
>>152736465He is making me have a semi at least
>>152736468Reform propaganda regurgitated from the kremlin regurgitated from the mongpit
>>152736513FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIONHAH!
>>152736429>>152736424Bimbo bros are eating good fr
>>152736522
If Anna Woolhouse married Luke Woodhouse she'd be Anna Woodhouse
>>152736465house, man or hand, the only good final is a luke final
>>152736534should get a double-barreled name, Woolhouse-Woodhouse
>>152736534If Luke Woodhouse married Krzysztof Ratajski he’d get bummed.
Luke Woodhouse is a collective delusion we all share. Ratajski is actually up on stage on his own.
Can we stop objectifying R M'a...
>>152736534if what i know about british names is accurate their kid would be called callum-kieran woolhouse-woodhouse and probably play for...i dunno, fulham in the premier league
don't care, love me ratty
>>152736551brits are starving man
You impudent upstart! I shall take great delight in dispatching you myself.
>>152736552Thats only for mulatto bastards
>>152736550fucking kek
>>152736568Nope its a posh thing too
>>152736555is a rat a good family pet?
There's something very irritating about Woodhouse' throwing posture. It's like he gives up a comfy position just to get 2 millimeters closer to the board. It's what a boomer dad would do.
>>152736572and a modern feminist-liberal thing
Ficking get a grip ratman
Dirty English bastards put something in his beer...
>>152736574rat is not dog
rats make good pets really
>Woody
Are they calling BOOOOOOO or WOOOOOOOdhouse?
>>152736572>>152736576How come you only see pacy wingers with those?
>that double attempt on the 9RIP
Ass House is kinda growing on me. I'm scared.
>>152736019little shitler
>>152736574Yes, rat are good pet. Very cute.
>Woodlouselmao
CORR
>8 perfect darts>lose the legfucking jobber
Would have been weird if that 9 darter had gone because the stream im watching has no commentary
BUSTED IN DA WOOD
Would love to see the stats on how often someone loses the leg after being on the 9, happens all the time
>tune in>one dart left for a 9 darter>jobskek
YAYAYAKOLOKOLO
>>152736613Unless its against Wade, chances are the opponent gets a 180 back on 2nd or 3rd visit
Is there a bigger bottler than Woodlouse
>>152736574It's a very good starter pet for kids. It's lovely and it doesn't live too long. Kids can prove that they can take care of an animal before you get them a dog which lives for 15 years.
>>152736625Must be, there is no field that man is exceptional in.
>>152736574Yes, rats are known the be very affectionate. Only downside is that they only live for around a year and a half.
>A fucking shed
i love the idea that we don't get a 9 darter all tournament and then in the final littler gets 8 perfect darts and misses the last one on purpose to deny the mongpit 60k
Do g*rmans and p*les really keep vermin as pets lmao
>>152736625Did you not see Ricky Evans play Manby yesterday?
>>152736641Meme players don't count
>>152736638I'd love to do that. Have the mongpit on your back all game, and go for single 8 or something when you're on your 9th dart.
sex
>>152736593
>>152736593kek it's like the meme where the eyes, lips, mouth, the overall face becomes small but the head remains the same size.
>>152736640Germans do, theyre called poles
>>152736650>>152736651Bravo
>>152736650Nice, even smaller than my original edit, saved!>>152736651Yes, it is. Good to see people embrace it.
You people came here tonight to sing your little songs, wear your silly little costumes, and act like this place belongs to you. Well let me tell you something — this place belongs to the guy throwing perfection while you’re spilling beer on yourselves.>BOOOOOOOOOOYou can boo all you want, but let The Nuke explain something nice and slow so even this crowd can keep up.>MONGPIT EXPLODESYou love the darts but I OWN the darts. You came here to watch greatness and then complain when it stares you right in the face. So keep booing! Because when the I lift the Sid Waddell trophy, the headlines won’t be about you mongs, they’ll be about the man who shut them up.
Painful to watch. They're both dying on stage
>>152736638I want the 60k to go to Peter Crouch or another celeb in the crow so the mongpit start throwing pretzels, riot and burn down the Ally Pally
>>152736647wood impregnate again
>>152736667if he actually manages to cut promos like this without stumbling over his words this era could actually be fun
Is the crowd being ironic?
>>152736650RIP Charlie Kirk
... and this means at least two more sets from those jobbersI'd rather sniff a furry ferret ass to make this stop.
>>152736051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g
>>152736669You should have expected this, Woodhouse v Ratajski wasn't going to be exciting
>>152736695so much this
how come they keep missing lol, isn't this their job?
Ratajski just looks like the Polish character you could play as in a PS Move Darts game
>>152736698If Ratajski played at least as he played last match he would have won 0:4 already. He just can't aim for shit today.
Who was the qt in the santa hat
>>152736051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Db0oYKXvw
>>152736722me
>>152736722Me
>>152736475why are you still mad unless i was right
>>152736711sucked into the Woodhouse mediocrity vortex
>>152736722I'd say it was rather >>152736726 because she looked slav af
reminder to sharpen your tips
>>152736051https://www.youtube.com/shorts/audx5y-udzQ?feature=sharewondering when the first controversial AI music walk on will beprobably the first gen alpha player
>This is the respectful crowd people have been asking for
Why am I watching this? I doubt even Ratajski's mother bothered to tune in.
>commentary stream is 30 seconds behind the non commentary streamdecisions decisions... think i will take the delay
>>152736743Kier Starmer has banned the lager lots after their chants about him and their treatment of National Treasure Luke Litter
>>152736747it's comfy
Woodlouse jobbing, it's over
How does the darts man count so fast?
Whats with all these rats
>>152736752Based
F-F-F-FOR LYFE
>>152736737I never did this and never had a problem with darta falling out. I assume this is only that the dart still manages to stick in the board even if it hit a flight.
>>152736729seething still lid? xjosh won you lost
^ mentally ill nonce
no catposting
>>152736770lmao
>>152736779wretched
Rato
>>152736763rat vids > cat vids
>>152736770i think i got bunting's next gimmick thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T_N0SHSQig
>>152736770Based, and fixed.
>>152736776I wouldn't bother engaging with him. He's good enough to sign his posts mosts of the time so it's straightforward enough.
Post cats to make Ratajski LOSE >:(
>>152736758He's not actually counting
>>152736789Bunt's my dog for realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWGP2dFhxzc
>>152736789next premier league is going to be mental with all the villain arcsmeanwhile gezzy will be the one player not on a villain arc
>>152736794But can cats do this?
Woodbros...
B A S E DE U R O J O B B E R
The (what I assume is the) girlfriend of Woodhouse looks like a propah chav.
rats!
fucking hell
GET IN
>WoodyR A T T Y>>152736812Sorry Germanbro, it's not your year (yet)
/sp/ee is a ratajski board
E N G L I S HG E N O C I D E
Based Rato
Couple of observations.Why do sky sports only employ slags for the darts. I mean they all look like the love anal.How would you rate littler's heel turn, for me its a 8/10.
>>152736808>Scientists at the University of Chicago further explored the nature of empathy in rats. They found that a white rat raised among only white rats will do nothing to save a black rat from a trap.Rats might just be /our pet/
>>152736832>How would you rate littler's heel turn, for me its a 8/10.6/10, he needs a manager to do the talking for him
woodhouse? more like poodhouse
>>152736812One day those consistent 90-95s will lead to glory.
WHICH PART OF POLAND ARE YOU FROM
I like rats and cats and have owned both
>>152736839Brenny D. for the zoomer generation
>>152736832>>152736837Time for an MVG face turn or a deep Anderson run for the strap
>>152736842Praga Północ
>>152736842Auschwitz
>>152736842Hounslow
>>152736823>>152736839Even more bad news, lads: With the fall of Woody, all our favourite "special" players have been eliminated.>>152736847He obviously will be Brennys successor in the center when the latter retires.
>>152736843Bielsko-Biala
>>152736842Hindenburg
>>152736832>slagsthat's just English women
POLSKA GUROM
SWISS?!?
>>152736812Voodhaus bruders...
Cute new interviewer
>Swish Swiss debutant
>>152736860>Amazing body>Horrid faceShame
>>152736842Lwów
Did I just fucking hear swiss
>>152736860Wish they had this outfit the entire tournament.
>>152736856rip dartsmen
>>152736842Danzig
HE SAID ONE DAY YOU'LL LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHIND
Cheers lads. Out with my footy team and I've got here early for the arrers
>>152736860grim tbqh
>>152736890Dan?
>>152736842I forget exactly, it's in Ukraine now but it was Polish when my family left it in the 30s
GWAN JONNY
need the ginger one next to the black one again so i can fantasize about threesomes
is Jonny getting fatter?
>>152736899Lvov or whatever its called?
>>152736842Jersey
>>152736856game over
>>152736842No such country exists.
>>152736906He's always been quite stocky
GWAN HAZZA
FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET FERRET
>>152736842Fastfix London Ltd, Broxbourne, Hertfordshire
>ywn get slain with a viking axe by Harryssonwhy live
Big Finish
Just to let you know Harrysson never made it past the first round in the BDO WC, showing how much of a jobberfest the PDC is now
>>152736890Rob?
>24pints on christmas
>24
>Ferret wins he goes above Bunting>Beard Man wins he gets a tour cardWhoever wins, I will be happy.
Harrysson will murder Clayton
Clayton makes Humphries appear charismatic in comparisson.
>Clayton (5)>5How?
why are you all so mean to littler?
my king..
>>152736956What's actually crazy is he started with 0 legs but has grown 2 this match
Jonny Clayton can I date your daughter
>>152736959We only build people up to tear them down. Its an English tradition.
>>152736964rare
>>152736968No because I already date his dotter.
>>152736956World Masters finalist, UK Open, World Matchplay & Grand Prix semi-finalist
>>152736959Drunks want an underdog
>>152736970new
Andreas kan jag dejta din dotter?
>>152736979has he got one?
GWAN 'ARRY SCORE SOME FUCKIN NUMBERS
>THE FIRST THING I WANT DONE IS TO GET THAT BALD HEADED BASTARD CROSS OFF MY OCHE. DON'T JUST GET HIM OFF THE STAGE, GET HIM OUT THE PDC, BEACAUSE I'VE PROVED TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU CASUALS TONIGHT, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT SON, NONE OF YOU HAVE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE PROPER DARTS FANS! >YOU SIT THERE IN YOUR COSTUMES, YOU SPILL YOUR OVERPRICED LAGER, AND YOU SING YOUR SONGS ABOUT BORING TABLES, AND IT DIDN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE! TALK ABOUT YAYA, TALK ABOUT 180S', WELL LITTLER 180 SAYS I JUST TOOK YOUR MONEY
>>152736931dont you mean why die
This is what peak arrers performance looks like
>>152736998
Anyone know what Harrysson's dad is called?
MY VIKING GOAT
>Hultsfred mentioned
Brilliant 149 from Harrysson
>>152737007Harry
Based Dirty Harry
>dat 149 for the set tho
Just a reminder that the PDC and Sky scripted Littler's heel turn to distract you from Emma revealing that they actively schedule all the shit games for the afternoon sessions.
>DAT 149
>Johnny Goode Bye
>>152737013As the birthplace of IKEA...
>>152736946varg is aging into that rock wall.
>>152737019>they actively schedule all the shit games for the afternoon sessionsNOFUCKINGWAY
>>152737019>Emma revealing that they actively schedule all the shit games for the afternoon sessions.not much of a reveal, that
>>152737019>Gerwin vs Gando>shit
>>152737031I, too, enjoy the World Darts Seniors Championship
>Das ist FORD KÖGLER
>>152736998half perfect half cursed photoshop
>Swede playing>good at fin(n)ishingwhat does it mean
>>152737036Get bend zooomer
>>152737031thats an evening match right?
>>152737019I for one am absolutely flabbergasted by this shocking reveal
>>152737019>they actively schedule all the shit games for the afternoonA TV network scheduling the most desirable programs at primetime? CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
>>152736998kek
>taking out 167 because why notbased clayton
>>152737060Whoops, thought he'd hit it. My mistake.
>>152737029>>152737030>>152737031>>152737049>>152737052Your reactions don't bother me. I'm really not bothered by your reactions.
>>152737060>67
Is is true what they say about Keir?
>>152737068:)
>>152737066Fucks sake anon, thought stream was behind
>>152737070He takes it up the chutney
SWEDEN YES
DAT 160
>all my streams diedfug
>>152737068>I'm really not botheredr/littleredit
>>152737084Poorfag, get Viaplay
>>152737084streamup.iobit behind though
>>152737090nope
>>152737086should shop either costumed faces or other players' faces on those guys
>>152737078I was only following the scores, stupid thing said it had checked out.Incredible surge from Harrysson there, that jobfest on doubles at start of the set has cost Clayton big time
sweden.... i kneel
waht does 67 mean. sorry i was born before the tories were voted back in most recently
>>152737093cheers
>>152737068
>walking in the Bunting wonderlandkwab
>>152737068>thank you for my (you)s... COME ON
Why do they keep calling him ‘The Pearl’ Ryan Searle in the last few days. It’s not his name >:(
>there's only one stephen buntingThank fuck for that
I unironically become a Littler fan after the post-match interview
go jobby go go go
>>152737110It's literally only Rod Studd trying to be funny.
>>152737113based. my mum said she likes him even more now.
>>152737115>"Wayne Maher-Dell"
>>152737113i wouldn't go that far but it's more interesting than his previous gimmick
Cleyton in the mud
>>152737113Would have been better without the apology today
>>152737123Dobey as Hollywood Littler's valet and Bunting as his heater.
sweden choke
>>152737129Slow burn heel turn until the final trust the plan
wait are there any women called andreas or am i having some kind of mandela effect
Would be a jackpot for Sky Sports if the Super Swede ever faced the Aubergine Man on the big stage
>>152737129but he hasn't apologised
corrr minions
>>152737145true, he "backed down"
Littler-Searle for SF-1Who's gonna be in SF-2?
SWEDED
Why are both of these guys playing so defensive?
>>152737140Andrea is both a male and a female name. Andreas isn't.
jonny clayton is so painful to watchshithouses his way to every win
>>152737156rock vs chud
Jobby Clayton
>>152737141kek
real talkthose stickers are going to drive the dog mad, right?
>>152737173The funnel does a good enough job of that on its own
Why do they not count T1 as a treble in the 'Trebleless visits' statistic? Which treble is the first one that "counts"?
>>152737173not really sure how dogs react to corporate minimalist design
>>152737178the one they aimed for
This is the first time I watch darts. What the fuck is up with the commentator and the way he pronounces the words? I want to kill myself everytime he says "one hundred and forty".I guess I'm not the first one.
>>152737173the faggot fucking fake vodafone ad with the fake hidden camera and fake people's fake reactions is driving me mad
>>152737184I like it personally
>>152737178it only counts the treble that was aimed for
>>152737184Ho ho just you wait until somebody hits a 180
>>152737178Interesting question, because at least T7 could be either a T19/T16 miss or a legitimate setup shot, for example from 61. Guess it depends on the context. It would make sense though that all trebles from 1 to 6 are never counted, since those numbers could be scored with a big single as well.
absolute state of gayton
>>152737184Wait till you hear Russ Bray
related to the question just asked on Sport1:what's the ruling if you throw a match winning darts, then throw the last one at the board in joy, dislodging the initial dart and making it fall down?
Interestingly enough, I saw a stat on Twitter saying Clayton has the least amount of sets won total of anyone in the Round of 4, not surprising Harryson is beating him
>Clayton
one of the worst matches of the tourney
>>152737163going to be the worst 4-3 of the tournament
>>152737228Last dart after end doesn't matter, same way if you bust your first dart on 1, you cant dislodge it on your 2nd dart and hit double 1 on your third
WTF WAS THAT
>>152737229Surely everyone in R4 had to win the same number of sets, otherwise they wouldn’t have won their matches???
>>152737229>not surprising Harryson is beating himit's 2-2/2-2
>>152737239>if you bust your first dart on 1, you cant dislodge it on your 2nd dart and hit double 1 on your thirdthat would be kino though
cliton bros????
caman harry my son
GO JONNY GO
>Harry
>HARRYSSONHOLY FUCK
this is painful
knockout punch by Jonnygoddamnit Harry
>>152737252why do I always jinx it?
If Clayton wins this game, he goes into top 4 and knocks bunting out, right? Basically saves the premier league from another Bunting shitshow.
bruh...
>>152737268No it doesn't, Uncle Barry is not going to leave out "the People's Champion".
You did your best Harry, but eurojobbing can’t be avoided forever.
Harrysson is mentally beaten now. Clayton will calmly drift to the win at this stage
only 1 guy with hair on that stage right nowbald fraud
Is this the year of the midge?
>>152737268>Implying the peoples champion won’t get a wildcard
based Hazza attempting the king of all finishes
9 darter with triple bull and i would have creamed my pants
What a dreadful fucking game, I know they're both throwing about 93, but it feels like they're both throwing about 80.
>we almost got the 3 x T20, 3 x T19, 3 x BULL 9 darter
>>152737289I think it's a great game, zoomboy :)
>>152737286>>152737287He's mentally already lost this match if he's going for meme finishes here
>>152737268Why are some of you acting like there’s only 4 players in the PL?If Chud, Rock, and Clayton all go above Bunting he’ll still be in there and so will Price. There is a 0% chance Bunt or Gez are left out.The actual question is whether le walk-on man gets in or not
>>152737268Netflix have the rights this year.
>>152737283>>152737274I thought he lost almost every single prem game last time except for 1 pity win? Peoples champion or not, if you get your shit pushed in every week and do nothing, how many goes do they give you really before they realise you are not worth putting in?
>>152737292He promised his kid he'd go that route.also, for me it's T17, D20, Bull off of 141 for the schizo 9 darter
So who gets to beat either one of these shitters 4-0 in the next game?
jonny literally begging every opponent to knock him out hes so bad kek
Are your OoM winnings still reduced to 0 if you don't earn a card during this tourney?
harryson keeps giving the "its over" face. not looking good
>trying to leave D18 at every possible opportunityZero board management or match awareness from Dirty
>>152737317searle
QT alert
>>152737307jesus would you stop harassing the man and his child, you're just a cyber bully
>>152737324ye Clayton is qt
>>152737323Searle seems like someone that could also job to Jonny
>>152737307Redemption arc, whatever. As long as he's still getting attention and hasn't absolutely fallen off a cliff generally they'll put him in.
>>152737290do you reckon darts players would be proficient at the arithmetic part of Countdown?there are a lot of big numbers they can automatically break down.
>>152737307Yeah but people sing his entrance song. Probably the reason he's been pushing all these peoples champion bullshit, so he doesn't lose his seat on the premier league gravy train.
phwooaaar fion
>>152737242statistically clayton has done the worst
>>152737336how does that work
>>152737307He's der volk's champion
>>152737336Darts players very rarely do any counting themselves, they just memorize the routes. Anytime something unplanned happens, they ask the referee for scores.
>>152737348You have to use the small numbers to make the big numbah
>>152737336Probably not, it's just memorisation for most of them. It's why half the time they have to ask what they're on if they miss what they were going for
Hazza lost to himself, heresad
>do you feel lucky dirty Harrysson
JONNY HAS WONNY!
farty harry *farts*
>>152737348They have to use those numbers to make 788, can only use each number once. You have 30 seconds.
BYE BYE BUNTING
>>152737348Get to 788 using the numbers below. You can add/subtract/multiply/divide them as you like. Can only use each number once and you don't need to use all of them.
At the rate Jonny stomach is growing its 5 years till he gets to peak male physique
>Gando beats MVG>Ferret beats Searle>Ferret #3 in the world GO JONNY GO GO
>>15273734850 x (10 + 6) - (3 x 4)
>>152737336not too sure they might get confused and try and subtract from 788 to 0
>>152737338he's a master at artificially becoming a thing people talk about. heck, he turned his whole image, house and family into a marketing strategy.how he managed to do that looking like he does is anyone's guess, but I suppose there's a market niche for that.
>>152737365>>152737371Sounds difficult.
GO JOHNNY GO
>>152737375please stop posting this picture of me
DAST IST FORD KÖGLER
Sort of forgot there's another match after that
oh christ here we go
Indigo Legend Justin Hood
>>152737384The numbers are always different so sometimes it’s harder than others. Sometimes it can’t be done. The woman that have doing the answers is fit.
POLL TIMEWho Will Win 1 FOR HOOD2 FOR ROCK
that tongue thing Hood does is unsettling
>>152737384it's originally French (Des chiffres et des lettres) and belongs to that rare category of TV game shows that actually appealed to smart people. it's a dying breed these days.
Come on Hood!
>>1527373364+10=1450+6=5614x57=7843-7=44=784=788
>>152737402boys in the Hood
>>152737329Isn’t Searle the only player not to lose a set yet after Littler dropped sets in Round 3?
>>152737396A reminder that Justin Hood was 26 years old when he played at the Indigo.
Just realised it's a massive evening session for the ik ookers. Gian likely to winMvG vs Anderson could go either way.Doots has a slight chance of providing an upset but Humphries looks hard to beat.
>>152737410*14x56=784
>>152737415>A reminder that Justin Hood was 26 years old when he played at the Indigo.*Indigo at the O2
>>1527374103-7 is -4, anon ;)
>>152737414he just lost 2 to cross yesterday in round 4, but i think it was just him and searle before that
corr wouldn't mind if she went for a walk on my cock
>>152737428>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Johnny be good>wasn't actually good, just luckywhat are the implications for the sport of Darts?
anna and emma scissoring
Someone hide anna woolhouse’s bronzer lotion holy shit she looks like a well done steak, bri*ish slags are even more ridiculous as the americans
>>152737438>repeatedly miscount>still win
If Justin Hood was black he’d be Justin Hood
rustin wood vs rosh wok
fancy a burger but dont want a takeaway guess i'll have to go get some mince thanks for reading
>>152737438Lucky Jacksonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui0EgRsFVN8
Let's go Hood I guess
>>152737438The implication is that whoever kicks out Shittler will be crowned the new People's Champion
has he got a bit of downs or something?
>>152737464i mean he literally said himself hes a bit retarded or something so who knows
GWAN based Hood!
>>152737458homemade always better
>>152737384Contestants can make it easier for themselves, as you get to choose how many big (25, 50, 75, 100) and small numbers you get. The real brainlets that go on there pick 3 big.
>>152737464Well he is from Somerset
>>152737445Abbi > Anna > Emma
best walk on this tourney tbqh
>>152737467Are retards usually self-aware?
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
imagine wanting to be known as "Happy Feet".
>>152737480Why does he wear the hat?
>>152737476Exquisite ball knowledge
>>152737476abbi so overrated on here, there's no way you're picking abbi if you got to shag one of them
240p youtube rip for joshy rock lol
Rock needs a better walk-on if he wants to be a top player, this is Eurojobber tier
>>152737485It looks like a good hat.
going to see if I can eat a full tube of pringles during this match. Wish me luck ladies
>>152737495If i snatched that off his head, would he die?
Rocky needs a new song, he will never win a ranking major with a Eurojobber walk-on.
hate to see reform nonces and leprechaun unionists hijacking the event
down your beer every time Hood whips his tongue out
>>152737497What flavour?
>>152737485He's a pretty small guy
>>152737497Two tubes would be a challenge
>>152737504alri there abdul lad?
>>152737507cheese and onion
>>152737485It would be most comfortable..
>>152737514Eww
>>152737504sounds like they are just hijacking your brain because nobody else noticed
>hotel porterkek Imagine this midge asking. for a tip for carrying your bags
Rock is barely taller than him.
>>152737508for you
>Josh Cock
>>152737520>asking for a tipthis isn't america, lid x
>>152737514holy based
Hood Rock sounds like a genre of music middle-class people would pretend to listen to because they read about it in The Atlantic
>>152737534little people beg no matter what country they are in.
If Jusin Hood was a two-time back-to-back World Champion, he'd be Gustin Hood
Rock has the appearance of an insufferable guy i know
Who here /clubpenguin/
>le 15 dart leg face
Looks good this little gnome fella
>>152737550that is a fair comment
>>152737544Think Vice did an article on it
>>152737555I'm a /Hoodlum/ myself
>>152737336even if they could, most of them can barely read so they are cooked either way
Bet there are dwarves in obscure foreign countries that could give these two a run for their money. I wonder if China are already training them in secret to take over the sport once it gets big enough.
Hood kinda looks like he has actual down syndrome
>>152737570Bondage. Apt.
I think the dwarf could be the real deal. Astonishing to come back from jobbing like that in leg 4 and hit an 11 to break.
>>152737534reminder this is the cost of breakfast in the land of the "free"
>Guys nobody has ever heard of are as good as the top playersUm, rankingsbros...?
midge
>>152737578hes just from glastonbury
>>152737578his chin wobbles when he throws and its distracting
>>152737588Why are they calculating the tip over the subtotal? Shouldn't they be tipping the government too and everyone else who earns money for this transaction?15% tip minimal on the sales tax.
>>152737595free crowd energyworked for littler 2 years ago
>>152737588I thought they gave out free food in Vegas so you don't leave the casino part of the hotel?
>>152737588>turkey baconGrim
Wasn't going to have a drink but I might have one anyway haha
I want to eat at Hood's mobile Chinese restaurant.
>>152737588jesus christ
>>152737588MAGA! MIGA! ALL PART OF THE PLAN!>>152737619have you tried it? grimmer than you think lid x
>>152737588>gratuity AND a tip kek retarded americans getting guilted into tipping twice
Hood has literally solved PDC darts. Just throw a 15 darter every leg.
>>152737631
>>152737648Had when I was hungover in a hotel in Eastbourne. Grimmest moment of my life (so far)
if hood throws a double 20 will he need a step ladder to get his dart back?
Short King Winter
Ah yes, they suffer
>>152737666Kek.
>>152737687Sports? Darts???
bee slag
>>152737687That seems like a decent wage if you could get a job there as a student or a thicko tbf
>>152737687>50 hours
>>152737480Is there actually something wrong with him physically? Or is he genetically fucked, has he said how tall he is?
>>152737693/sp/, /180/ - Slags, Food, Countrywars
>>152737687Don't talk shit about the /our Beaver/
>>152737703He's 5'4
>>152737700Wendy's chef?
>>152737703He's 5'4, which is still taller than many women
Hood has not missed a dart at double this match. Incredible.
JOSH IS ROCKED
>>152737703Lel
>>152737715>>152737722Luke Littlest
2-0I can smell my chinese order already
I’m going to miss you tomorrow lads
>>152737729He said in the last post match interview he did not like getting D20 checkouts because he could not retrieve the darts kek
>>152737734>one happy feet chicken coming up
>>152737725That's Hollyhood, baby!
based gnome
is it true that MVG got cucked?
>>152737738sovl, we need this variety in darts
btw who the fuck is arnold clark and why should I car if he sponsors anything
He's Tim Horton of car sales in UK
>>152737758unfortunately, yes. by the time his wife left him she was already like 1 or 2 months pregnant
This is near unplayable from Hood. Rock must be wondering what the fuck's going on.
Incredible
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING8/8.. INSANE
>>152737722Good, strong, hardy height. Perfectly proportioned. Won't hear a bad word about it.
Darts of the miniature variety
GNOMED
Pyke seething you love to see it
Year of the midget
Based Hoody
NINE OUT OF NINE
This is madness
9/9THIS IS LIQUID DARTS
>>152737703He's from Somerset, there's about 4 surnames down that way.
We're entering the garden gnome era
How do you beat someone who doesn't miss a double
who is this fat bird they keep zooming into
>>152737821you outscore him, but hood is too good with that as well
TENOUTOFTEN
>le don't miss doubles man
The magnets work better if you throw from a lower height and xinjing hood is solving darts as we speak, just never miss
This is just disrespectful
OPEN THE CURRY SHOP, OPEN THE CURRY SHOP, OOOPEN THAT CURRY SHOPWhy can't the crowds come up with any chants, still chanting about Yaya and Kolo Toure ffs
ELEVEN FROM ELEVEN
how do you explain the strange fact that darts remains a sport where someone who has thrown darts for years without much success suddenly "clicks" and beats everyone in his path in a big tournament?
>100% on doublesEarthrockers how do we beat this!?
this lil nigga is winning the whole thing
AAAAAAA IM GETTING GNOMED AAAAAAAA
i feel so bad for rocky, that's gotta be so painful
What if hood just never misses a double evrr again?
Rubbish finishing
We call it Kirking
>prods
OH NO NO NO the Rockback is ON!
Imagine if he lost from here.
B A L D F R A U D
Job
UH OH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hood will never ever hit a double again
>>152737876
All this to make succulent Chinese meals.
Jobberin bastard
Most dangerous lead
>>152737885except at the mcdrive
>*choking intensifies*
>mvg will never hit that d12 for back to back 9 dart legs>paul lim will never hit that 9th dart for the 9 at the ally pally>hood will never hit that 12 / 12 for double perfectionWhy live?
THANK YOU BASED HOODMy absolute niBBa
101.18 average and 75% on doubles. From a first year Tour Card holder. That is beyond insane.
im so happy for him bros
Stream fucking dropped on the match-winning throw!
>>152737917Where the Hood, where the Hood, where the Hood at...
I got midget fever!
Just a solid game of darts. Well done lad.
What the fuck was this
GnomeMafia wins again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4
Hood vs ManbabyHood vs ChudBoth good choices.
Imagine the sex between them two
Would plap into Hood's fat wife desu
>>152737938hood plays the winner of gando/mvg next though
I hate this music they use between sets/matches.and why is it always the same, every single year.
The nerve of her calling the Indigo Legend a mere "unkwown"
His gf is the female version of him
>there's my dad there!
https://www.tiktok.com/@viaplaysportnl/video/7589359364595551520how come we get shit lady coverage and holland bros get cool coverage
What a fucking lad
DID SOMEBODY ORDER A CHINESE
>>152737959Yea same with pyke. Fucking casuals.
downies are so cute
>>152737949Oops, got a round ahead. My fault for reading a bracket on mobile.
when Hood winks, it's a hoodwink.
>>152737967is their TV actually in English now?kek.
KEK
>>152737967I love the Dutch
>>152737995english is dutch
Another one gone, he won't be missed.
absolutely awful neck tattoo.why do they do it?
>>152737967Can't watch it myself because I don't want a viaplay subscription.So stuck with Anna like the rest of us.
>>152738030it always look retarded when they look around, the tattoo gets all distorted.
Is Glen a fag? He looks like he is a dragster
>>152738030
At this rate the PL's going to be:>Littler>Humphries>van Gerwen>Clayton>van Veen>Rock>Searle>Hood
corr
>>152738056would watch it for Searle
>>152738056Good
>>152738056Thankfully I don't care, haven't properly watched the PL since Duzza retired
>>152738030you could have da vinci do your tattoo. if it's on your neck it will look like trash. keep that shit covered up
>>152738056what about chizzy
>>152738074>>152738085Although saying that apparently Jacques Nieuwlaat had got word it's going to revert to the old 10 player format. That way they can shoehorn in Bunting and Aspinall.>>152738101This is not 2015 going into 2016, Anon.
so what happens in the Premier League, since you're all talking about it?not a newfag to darts, I've been watching the WDC since Lakeside, but I only really tune in during the holiday season. is it worth watching?
>>152738133No, it isn't. Darts is a festive novelty. Enjoy Footballdartsmas, and then forget about darts until next Footballdartsmas. We all do this. Ignore the marks that don't. They're sub-mongs.
>>152738150Your gimmick is complete tripe.
i guess i'm going to have to take the lukes out myself soon
>>152738027
>>152738338you're an autistic retard
>>152738069God I wish that were me
>>152737995no it's a sketch
i don't feel i got to know josh rock this world championship
tonight is going to be class
>>152737920i knew bald ginger littler would go far
>>152738382I'm here. AMA
>>152738455why did you think it was over at 3-0 2-0 with hood on a match dart when you ultimately won that leg
>>152738030i swear tattoos used to be a bad thing like being a criminal
>>152738030A real bri’ish rose init
>>152738338jar jar man bad>>152738150>Anon set to lose his touristcard for the 2026 darting season
>>152738289Thirty-three!
>>152738338this can't be a real language
>>152738570It isn't the pic has fake text on it, dutch is nothing like that.
>>152738570
>>152738623https://x.com/geertwilderspvv/status/1747678462729474363colgatebro why are you lying
>>152738570you're just retarded
>>152738683Ich habe es nicht gewußt
Damn Hood cocked Rock
German commercial variation is dismal:>Sterbevorsorge>Erektionsprobleme>Ford Kögler>Glücksspiel
almost time for CHUD
>>152738877it's aimed at the only demographic that still watches tv: the boomers
>>152738916>when your favourite Rumble catboy Vtuber drops another devastating content nuke on the Evoalist groyper army
red dragon farts
the battle of the zoomies
how badly will MvG rape Anderson?
>>1527390674-1, MVG gives him a pity set at 3-0 despite it taking Gando 17 shots at each double
watching max hopps interview:>we hit a rock and are sinking>zhis is the german coast guard, what are you thinking about?
I SAW HER BELLY BUTTON
>>152739134
>>152736457a real man or a "man" like blondelashes?
>>152739132
*licks*
/180/ is pro doets right
>>152739203pro chudpro ogrepro doets
>>152739203Manby, Charlie20:15van Veen, Gian>manbyvan Gerwen, Michael21:30Anderson, Gary>mvgHumphries, Luke22:45Doets, Kevin>Gary
>>152739235>>Garyok, i fucked that up>luke
>>152739203Doots ended Blubber’s time at the top by taking 500k off his ranking, and therefore Doots hate is not allowed.
>>152739246Would this get over as a PDC walk-on gimmick?
Post your intro songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_7wj_smIo
>It's an Emma's dressed badly episode
>>152739258were on track to have the girls replaced by 4 of those
>Bobby Heenan signKek, based
Gary is such a gameraiser, I think gary is going to come out prime gando. Mvg needs to amp up the autism to 11. Without sounding too chauvinistic, i want all dutchies through. Chud is goated, mvg is still soul/kino and doets removing bore hand luke would be excellent.
Gwan ChudGwan DootsAnd don’t really mind who wins MVG/Gando just want it to be good
shampain charlie!
CHUDBROS, ASSEMBLE
>>152739264He doesn't need it anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjMiqVeiG8&list=RDsvjMiqVeiG8&start_radio=1
Good evening, jabronie marks
>>152739284i hope all the dutchies win too. would be a perfect night.
>>152739290
>>152739264https://youtu.be/51cnu4BjeAg?list=RD51cnu4BjeAg&t=41
Chud going to get the Manbaby curse?
>>152739290LET'S FUCKING GO!
billions must throw
Chud coming out to that coffin meme song keeps being hilarious
>>152739314trillions will cry
>>152739299What's up dude
Uncs, are we cooked? Zoomers everywhere...
manby looks like he easily gets as much pussy as he wants, will this throw off chud?
deano vs chud
>boring boring tables before the first game has even startedThe players should be allowed to chuck darts into the mongpit
we're so back
Huw Ware going to spooge all over the stage
>>152739331what does it mean
>>152739330the eternal battle
wtf is this the kids cup?
>>152739345It means the tables are being boring
I'm not bothered.
>Manby v VeenChud game
>>152739357looks like the Tizer head
NICE COUNTING MATE
man baby cant count
>>152739357he should team up with joe cullen who doesnt look back in anger
>>152739347It's the Under 20 PDC Tournament.Under 20 Stone.
Manby is cute
chad doesnt need to countsorry chud
more like Boyby
Manbaby surge!
Gwan chud, scarr sumFhoockin legs
In pub with the lads
Feel bad for Manby.He could be a real youth star but Littler has all the good looks.
john part is making me angry with his pronuncation of veen
>>152739402bet your mate has fantastic stories about model trains
>port1who the fuck is this? i want robmaster back!!!no comfy stream without rob who keeps sebastian grounded.
>>152739402comfy
>back to back 180s in the deciderCHUD RAGE!
>>152739412head of PDC Europe von Moltke. I prefer the robster too just the right amount of sperginess
>look away dartslmao
>>152739402Me on the right
C H U DS U R G E
Chud in the water
>>152739412>>152739429Based and Robpilled>>152739434And not even hitting it. Sad!
>>152739429>head of PDC Europe von Moltke.hope he dies live on air
Ya gotta love the Chudster, ya just gotta
BILLIONS MUST THROW
Chud to save darts (and then save evropa from interracial couples in adverts)
>>152739448i have a mixed relationship with big chuddah on the one hand he says things i dont want to hearon the other hand he is always right
Hi there, my names John i'm from the 4channel memes department. Has anyone thought about cropping Van Veens face over the chud meme that crops up most commonly on our /pol/ (politics) board? I think that'd be a really fantastic idea for a wicked funny meme. Cheers!
French version of this song is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbgaCHQV00
>>152739467Thank you chud!
>Emma's in trousersStill my wife though
bovvered?
why did they have a break after 1 set
Wish he was still with us
>>152739467Thats R chud for ya
>>152739402Class that lad
If Charlie Manby trooned out he'd be Charlotte Womanby
>>152739501new to footballdartsmas are ya
>>152739501So that every match has the same guaranteed amount of commercial breaks
>>152739429I think Rob has a contract where he can be home Christmas and New Years Eve. I noticed that on those last sessions before the breaks, it's always von Moltke doing a session or two. He's surprisingly okay for PDC staff, but I also prefer Rob.
>>152739402what is everyone drinking there vodka coke? whiskey cokes? rum and cokes? plain cokes?
What we snacking on for tonight’s session
>>152739402>In pub with the ladsmore time on /180/ than interacting sociallySAD!!!
>>152739527i made homemade beef burgers :D
>YAYAYA YAYAYA>KOLO KOLO>KOLO KOLO
>>152739527Left over heroes, eclairs are shite
>>152739402>FTM
>>152739527Tub of Milkybar buttons.
>>152739527Just heated up a can of baked beans
I love the little chudrage chud has throwing his last dart in his first visit after losing a leg he couldve won.
billions must job
it's fucking over
Think I'm gonna kill myself when this tournament ends. Maybe earlier if Gando loses tonight.
>>152739527nothing i just had dindins
>>152739595Hi Cammy
>>152739539What’ve you got on them lad?
>>152739595good luck!
>>152739595Don't kill yourself before Bunting's son does.
>>152739508more like Charlotte Womanwannaby
Manby got that protowygz hair, you can just tell his hairline is up on the top of his head somewhere
>>152739595
is manby girlfriend there today
>>152739527FEASTIN'
>>152739595Can you put your life savings on MVG and put me in the inheritance then, anon?
>>152739527leftover christmas chocolates, some cheese and wine
>>152739624yes
Manby isn't jobbing on doubles, Chud is fucked
>>152739629You er... you've left some meat on the bones there, chief.
>>152739527Oliebollen
>>152739629what pisses me off more is that you did the ragebait wrong when you should have said "couldn't take another bite" or whatever. nevermind.
>>152739657Not recognising the picture
If Charlie Manby's gimmick was a masked deranged weirdo, his finishing move would be the Manbidle Claw
>>152739527maybe a burger if i go through with ordering takeout
>>152739672I respond to all posts in earnest. I'm the earnest poster.
>>152739689It’s never worth it
>>152739670>that you did the ragebait wrongseems like it worked famalam
>>152739697so i have learned, i live in an area with very limited options
HEEEEYHEY CHUDDYOOOH AAAAH
more like charlie manbaby lol
>>152739527diy dinkelpizza
is the camera man paid per slag he shows?
There is going to be a 9 darter tonight.
C H A M P A G N EC H U D
Bring out the slags
DAT 132
>>152739724He has a SPM (slags per minute) quota
Lets go Gian'don
>BULL for the setabsolute chud
>>152739744SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME
>>152739642Van veen gonna make him watch while he fucks her later GO ONNNNNNN
>that 132>followed by that chest-beating>followed by a guy in a horse maskabsolute ally pally cinema
Gian van price
>132 for the set>break immediatly>back to back 180s to start throwBrutal stuff from Chud.
kek, was this the chud gf? Exactly like I'd imagine the real life version of the chud gf from the comics would look like
Nice 10 darter
starting to think we won't see a nine darter this tournament
can't get over how retarded Manby's hair is. Curly bowl cut with bangs hanging over your eyes...what in the holy fuck
WARUM BIN ICH SO FRÖHLICH SO FRÖHLICH SO AUSGESPROCHEN FRÖHLICH?
what's the socological reason so many 9 darters have been bottled on the 7th dart this year?
thats embarrasing
>that flight catchsmooth
JUSTIN JUSTIN HOOD JUSTIN HOOD JUSTIN JUSTIN HOOD NA NA NA NA NA NA NA.
WE'RE SO BACK
pipa kolo
>>152739825The fait social
>>152739820would you rather have erm.. charlie manbun?
Manby showing himself to be a bit of a mental midget here when he's up against it, 85 average in that set
zoomer chad bros... our response?
>>152739724Need more slags with their tits on show (for the lads)
*makes a mongy face at the board*
>>152739859Playing to his real level tbf
>>152739805Extremely unlikely now isn't it, only 9.5 games left out
>>152739859He’s not a mental midget, he’s just not very good. Got lucky to draw the tournaments two biggest mental midgets and an absolute shitter mutt
>>152739825all answers lead back to (them)GAS DER MONGPIT
>>152739863Charles isn’t a chad he’s just an average bloke
>>152739859he's had a pretty lucky draw, this isn't a situation like with hood
MVG v ganders could be the last time we see either of them again
>>152739884blubber hit one in the final so it's not impossible
>>152739859Give the young man some slack its TV debut
>>152739722Nice, I actually made some flammkuchen with premade dough, cream, onions and bacon, it was pretty great.
>anderson mvgWow i would have cared a decade ago
>>152739888
zoomers followed by boomerssoul
>>152739859well his tournament average has been like 90 so its not hard to see that happening against a top opponent like chud
In the unlikely case anyone wanted to see von Moltke, the temp Rob replacement.
>>152739834Hope this little lad opens his little restaurant soon
https://youtu.be/_inUax_RTUo?si=LqnM2tQoRXUn_bqA
>>152739820kid at Lakeside was impressive this year
in chud we trust
ffs, thought this was at 8pm. the thread not making to the top of the page doesn't help either.
>>152739940Proper turk trim
>>152739939Peak sharty was something else
>>152739940>kaya beysalproper english name
Humphries will have gian on toast
>>152739884fallacythe best players and the longest distance matches are left
>>152739977>humphiresyou mean doets
>>152739971If he plays darts then he’s accepted simple as
>>152739977Maybe he'll have cheese, perhaps parmagian?
>>152739940one thing im slightly jealous of arabs/"south asians" is it being more acceptable to have a shit pube tache
is DSL a Dutch thing?
>>152739939lol i remember when people posted videos of their kids watching these videos
Until this year, van Chud hadn't won a game at the WC.Maybe now, he will never lose one again.
Hope we see Manby again.
Manby's gf looks like it could be his mom. His stage name should be The Zester.
>>152740034same
>>152740037>looks up at zoomer vikki
>>152740034he a CUTE
First Dutch through. 2 more to go :)
GWAAAAAAARN CHUD5TH IN THE WORLD
Chudbro’s we defeated the deano’s
chud bros... we are so back
>>152740034Just drive by his jobsite where he is laying bricks.
>>152740020idk but i always thought dutch have different mouths in general because of how they talk or something
>>152740064Hood is going to be the Dutch Giant killer.MwG and Chud are about to get Hood winkled.
https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98?si=tjf-5Qtn0ui0wiry
Chuddy gotta be in the PL after that.
>No darts tomorrowAnd just what does Sky expect me to do with my time instead?
>>152740125slags
>>152740125Have a wank
>>152740125celebrating the new year with your friendsyou do have friends, right anon?
>>152740121Billions must believe (in veen)
>>152740125Go to the cinema
>>152740125Resort to your gooning cave
>>152740125Try to sleep with the girl living next door (and fail)
>>152740125food coma
Amadeus but mozart is a asian manlet and everyone else is black or brown
>>152740125get shagging
>>152740160The last film I saw at the cinema was The Force Awakens. Films peaked in that moment. There was no reason to carry on.
>>152740125Have a nice new years eve with your polish gf, at least thats what i am doing
>>152740125Shitpost on 4chan like a normal person.
>>152740125watch the classics
>>152740125Why no darts on nye but they do have it in new year's day which is a bank holiday?Strange
can we make a /180/ tomorrow so we can hangout together on NYE
>>152740191What actually happened to this mvg?
>>152740142havent been much else once i found out that fellon's sister is a movie star
>>152740176My teenage romance was with the girl next door. It wasn't a good breakup. Our parents still live next door. I still feel awkward when I visit them and her parents are in the garden.
>>152740191All time classic
>>152740201Does she have big booba?
>bunt down to #6 nowyesYES
>>152740220Replaced by aliens
>>152740226is that the girl from Skins?
>>152740150i haven't really had friends since i was 12, that's almost 20 years now, never a gf either. it's somewhat getting to me to be honest
>>152740220became a washed cuckold
Chud unironically seems like a decent lad.
>>152740196Based Wizard knows best.
>>152740201I will go there with my pet rat.
>>152740220Had kids and didn’t practice enough in his prime
>>152740263I have friends but don’t really see them all that much now, this year’s been the first time in my life I’ve been feeling quite lonely
>>152740263I'm 37 and this is gonna be like the 14th year in a row that I'm alone on NYE. Alone at Christmas too. Best way to deal with it is just to shut yourself inside, don't watch TV so you barely notice that it is a holiday.
>>152740297we'll be here on /180/ lad and i'll share a link to a place lots of autists get together and listen to music together all day / evening x
Not many actual BDO major title winners left on the tour anymore other than these two
>doubting Anderson
>>152740125Watch Amadeus
>>152740297i would suck you off to make you feel better bro
>>152740286Based rato
>>152740303What do you do instead then if you’re inside?
>>152740125finna celebrate with my parents and my neighbourswouldn't mind being alone either though - when my parents die, I'll just sit at the beach and watch fireworks
>>152740260HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>152740226The GOAT
LET'S GO FARTMAN!
If MVG loses i'm glad it's Gando. Love the lad.
*packs it up**packs it in*
>>152740314Bunting, Barney, Plaisier, Ratajski, that it? Jim Williams just lost his tour card.
>>152740303>i remember sitting alone at home new years eve>pretty estranged from the world so i did>not expecting to get a call or a text that night>sure there were people i still liked and loved but i didnt write first and no one else did>but then a few minutes after midnight i got a text message>and then i knew>i had used 80% of the available mobile data
GWAN VAN GHERKIN
VAN BOOWEN
That's how you draw heel heat Luke, take notes
all aboard
>>152740260this is her now
Swear they boo half the players before their music starts and then cheer them on afterwards
IM NOT BOTHERED
Two very kino oldfag walkons
>>152740410Entrance merchants
FARTOTHECLOWN
My shitty stream just died
Anderson seems like a good guy
>>152740215>>152740263>>152740297>>152740303
>>152740370I'm not counting Plaisier as one but yeah that's pretty much the list
These entrance songs are so ass. Why even switch it to Seven Nation Army. So lame.
>>152740436kwab
Go have a smokeMiss both introsGet here before first dartPerfection.
>>152740436Belgian TV gives it live VTM2
mvg on ozempicpatheticits not the ugly hungry mvgits the boomer mvgrooting for gary nowfriendship with frikandel ended, now deep fried snickersbar new best friend
>>152740331drink, eat eadibles, watch movies, play vidya. Last year it was 8 PM before I realized it was my birthday that day. Just full blown denial. This Christmas the only thing that bothered me was that the shops were closed but nothing else reminded me that on Christmas day I was eating pizza at my desk.
Who's our guy?
fat MvG would rape everyone #factos
>>152740469i would do that as well but the cigarettes i got instead of my regular ones are shit
>>152740497How do you lose your wife as a millionaire?
>>152740517gary
*farts*
>>152740517Either of them as long as they go all the way
>18s on 90el retardo grande
I like the bald Dutchman because I like the Dutch
*misses doubles**farts*
>>152740517Both, neither are winning it all but are legends
>el farto escocia
if you spell fuck off backwards its till fuck off but in scottish>ffo kcuf
>>152740436mine keeps dying ;(
>>152740543gando in the backgroundperfecto
>20s on 84el retardo GRANDE
>>152740580Nice, saved.
That would have been kino
Quo vadis, Quando?
>>152740596why? there are thousands of photos of van geen in the google search
i just want to see a fat past his prime boomer get humiliated
>>152740525She upgraded to a chad baldy not a slob baldy. Already pregnant with his kid. I feel for mvg
>>152740591It's the best way to go
>>152740603sag mir Quando Quando Quandooo
>>152740614yes, but which one?
mvg is truly broken in his personal life and in darts
>>152740622bull guarantees a big double
What exactly is paddy power?
Fartman looking good, nice. If he wins this and then another one, he'll claim no.6 in Oom and pushes Bunting down to 7.>>152740612kek
>>152740513Are you NEET?
>>152740519Fat Taylor did rape everyone
>>152740649betting site probably
>>152740649Irish betting company. Leans in hard to the deano gamblers.
>>152740649some betting site
KAAAAABAYEEELLLL
>>152740649white power but for the irish
>>152740657>Darts has boothgirlskek based
How does Curries still make enough money to advertise every single break?I don't think I've seen one in 15 years.
>>152740656absolutely not, just made promotion actually. I work for the government and I have some great colleagues but they are not friends.
>>152740675i have no interest in boxing and never will but i hope that cunt loses just because i've seen ads for his fight about a million times
>>152740691They're the only electronics retailer left, think they do a lot online as well. The shops are shite though it's true
>>152740525They'll get your money in the divorce, it's a miracle if you keep your wife
>>152740680cringe
Happy football dartsnewyear
>>152740748yeah sounds logical
>>152740691>>152740738I assumed curries was slang for local ethnic food
mvg needs to marry a norvern darts slag and make the ultimate dutch english darts babby
le can't hit trebles bald fraud.
I've only began watching darts during COVID, what was prime MVG like?
>>152740775Bunting lookin ZESTY
>>152740775Two dimeless enhancement talents
>>152740748How are divorce settlements even a thing? i don't get it
Do dartswatchers also enjoy watching archery?
>>152740634not sure yet
>>152740806Throwing 115 avg like a white man not this sub 100 jobbing
ozempic and new cumrag taking a toll on mvgs performance tbqh
>1
>>152740826Its the law?
Yeah, Van Veen becoming the best dutch player
>>152740841prenups exist
>>152740649black power but for the irish
>>152740841What law? Church law?
>>152740826Good luck getting your future wife to sign a prenup without her being eternally hurt that you don't trust her.
Who's the loud obnoxious cunt commentating on sky sports?
>GherkinIt's ogre
In the pub xxx
Based Gando.
>>152740806Literally unplayable, he’d wipe the floor with Littler and Humphries.The only player who’s ever been better than peak MVG is peak Phil Taylor.
>>152740865The goat
>>152740775typical Bunting thinking he's something totally opposite from what he actually is. here he's trying to be cheeky and sexy, nowadays he tries oh so hard to look cool and confident, when we all know he's none of these things.at least pretend to be something that's slightly closer to your real self.
>>152740861Not the right wife then, is it. Easy bullet dodging.
>>152740855Marriage is a legal status that comes with legal prerequisites and requirements. Church has nothing to do with it.
it's fucking over. gonna put my mvg shirt in the bin.
>>152740525late stage feminism and divorce law
>>152740865Sky has obnoxious cunts for sports which aren't F1?
maybe he needs to retire
anyone else think that Gando is the top shagger out of all professional darts players?
Just got back from Sainsbury's in time for the evening session lads
>Gary
>>152740893Very easy to say for someone who either owns nothing worth settling over or is foreveralone to begin with.
>>152740836>>152740885so what happened to him?how do you suddenly stop performing when you were that good?I mean, Phil "had it" for decades.
I still believe in /our ogre/
Wish we had Nasser Hussain and Freddie Flintoff in the commentary box once again for arrers
>>152740897give it a rest moshe, let us enjoy the darts
>>152740911Nah, that's our boy Nitin Kumar.
>>152740882Is that a tattoo on her neck or does her fella smack her about?
>>152740906of course
>>152740925phil also had much less high level competition. people usually can't dominate forever in a sport like this.
/ogre/ will come back
>>152740926MY DARTS ARE AS CLEAN AS AN ELVENS ARSE
>NFL ads on the sky broadcast when did this start
>>152740924brotherman, I own a house and like 200 grand in liquid moneylike hell would I ever marry without a prenup
>>152740925Had kids with a nutcase slag
>>152740893>force your fiance into entering a complicated negotiation and contract about who gets what if you splitWomen don't like this
>>152740265Does losing against Anderson turn him into a young bastard?
>>152740965>200 grand in liquid moneyregard
>>152740925taylor is overrated desuhe didn't have any serious competition for the majority of his career
>>152740984He is but the numbers he put up don’t lie
>>152740925Phil was a nutter. Like how Ronaldo’s still playing football at 40 because his entire life is football (and the occasional rape), Pheel’s entire life was darts (and the occasional caravan rape).MVG on the other hand won everything a bunch of times, had his kids, decided to be a family man who put darts second. Pheel would never
>>152740984The most retarded parroted take that always circles the darts communityI hate the sex pest but he's objectively the best player of all time
“Boring, boring tables” may just be the single worst chant I’ve ever heard and shouldn’t be encouraged
>>152740984do people say this about MVG too
>>152740984Does competition really matter when there's an optimal play regardless of what your opponent does?
>67
>>152740984Taylor once averaged 111.54 across a whole major tournament. The quality of his opposition for large parts of his early career can be questioned but he was still the man.
>>152741027>he doesn't know about defensive and aggressive darts
need to see more VENOM from MVG
>10 dart leg on your throwPoor timing there from Michael, you should always keep your attacking darts for your opponents throw
>>152741003>decided to be a family man who put darts secondHow has that turned out?
the worst thing you can say is that clown man and blubber boy can call themselves world champions because of him
>>152741039>Taylor once averaged 111.54 across a whole major tournament
>>152740971>complicated???I keep mine, you keep yours>>152740978as in account, stocks and precious metalsstuff I could readily have at hand
10 dart legso, so back
>>152741062Phil's Dart Club titles pre-2006 also come with an asterisk
>>152741027'Attacking darts' is 90% a meme but you do go different routes depending on your opponents score/their capabilitiesThere's also the pressure/mindgames stuff that comes in every indirectly competitive sport
>>152741066And stuff you bought together?
mvg’s downfall makes sense but explain what happened to price
attack the board gherkin
>>152741079cursed image
>>152741129The crowds came back and he's a mental midget
>>152741041>>152741052why does this make me laugh so much
>>152741129>priceis just an unbearable idiot
>>152741129lockdown ended, he seems to perform better with no crowd
You can still get 8/1 on MVG winning this match 4-2, lump on
>>152741129struggles with the crowd
How much Christmas chocolate do you lads have left?
>>152741122Is going to get split. This is not a difficult concept.
>>152741156
>>152741039Good thing they removed the meme numbers shortly afterwards.
Excellent energy management from Michael, Gary’s an old man that will get tired. Just biding his time and preserving his energy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MICHAEL VAN GERWEN
Far too many defensive darts from MVG in that leg now he's on the back foot. He'll have to watch out for Anderson's own defensive darts and time some attacking darts to win back the throw.
>>152741213Miss this based retard, Laura Turner could never be as quotable
>>152741166Won two Grand Slams before the lockdown though, just happens that he peaked during the lockdown
Great match, this.
Is Anderson tired? MVG showing some great energy management here by making Anderson work so hard for these sets.
>>152741179*cuts ur house and child in half*
>>152741180jestermaxxers
Imagine all the grief you’d get by taking your slag missus to the darts
Phil basically retired the Crafty Cockney, who was the best player before him, then single-handedly dominated everything that was thrown at him during the 90's (who had higher levels than Bristow, Lowe, etc.), and went on to not only be a rival to, but also dominate in long spells this whole generation of top players (excluding the recent newcomers of course) when he was an old geezer. I mean, seriously... how anyone can underrate him is mind-boggling.
LET THE JOBBING COMMENCE
>>152741184I would not mind a 0 to be fair
do we think doots can beat fluke?
1 set away from going out baldbros
Taylor is the only player with a career 100 average. That’s the beginning and end of the GOAT debate desu
MvG is washed, disappointing
>10-8 in legs
>>152741056tranny bumhole turned out to be too tempting
I just busted 22 via D8, 3, D1. Weird.
tactical darting masterclass incoming from MVG
>>152741308Only if he tactically lulls Humphries into taking a 3-0 lead, forcing his usual mental shutdown.
>>152741311littler
>>152741311Taylor's titles before Barney came over are like Man Utd's PL titles before Wenger arrived at Arsenal, they were won against nobodies.
>>152741256based retard
>Miss me yet, /180/?
>Emma telling me to play with my ballsYes ma'am.
These two are the best of all time to watch
Do you know your risk of prostate cancer, lads?
>>152741311That’s not true though
>>152741079Van Gerphries
>>152741344Not sure if he's already saving energy for the PL.
>>152741376>first to arrive>last to leavesomething tells me he is skitzo about people talking about him when he is not there
>>152741383Shame this is so boring
>>152741376No.
Taylor is proof that in order to maximise your wins you need to solve the missus problem early on in your career (or even before).find a plain wife who doesn't bother you -> reap the benefits.you minimise the drama and then, when you're older, you can get into a bit of rape, try divorce for a laff, and stuff like that because it doesn't matter anymore.Stephen Hendry had a similar mindset.
THEYRE BOTH ON TWELVESTHEYRE BOTH ON A TWELVEMICHAEL MAY MISS AND GARY MAY HIT
This is what divorce does to a man..
>>152741376no, now take your made up championship, shine it up real good, turn it sideways, and shove it right up your candy ass.
mykell no..
>>152741417bunting was 16 in this image
>>152741427Exactly but he’s from a time when the missus didnt leave you as often unless you were beating her
>>152741368I mean yeah, it's easy if you already own a house that's paid off or you can afford the rates for by yourself, unfortunately that doesn't apply to 99% of people. Not to mention custody and alimony payments. Your very specific life choices and situation might make it easy for you and your wife to easily find a solution you're both happy with but buying or building a house alone is impossible to the vast majority of people. So yeah, coming up with a contract that both parties are happy with is pretty complicated for most people, so most people don't bother.If we lived in your imaginary world of perfect rationality, nobody would get married.
>van Shittenlmao fuck off bald fraud
>GherkinWhat the fuck were those attempts at D1
>The middle doesn't even give the highest pointexplain this bullshit, ive been living my entire life a lie?
Wtf what is this jobbing? Where is the REAL Dutch no 1?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
not like this autismbros....
>>152741481You sound like you're bothered
What the duck am I watching.RetireBoth of you
HOW FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU BE
>>152741389Mike Humperwen
This is not the ally pally classic I was promised...What is this fucking crap?
>>152741481shouldn't have been that hard for van Gerwen thenhe's just a paint-slurping retard lmao
[jobbing continues]
>>152741498no, this is the REAL Dutch no 1
Massive jobberfest then and MvG unfortunately won 1st place.
>>152741498His career took a downturn after inhaling Gary's toxic farts
What happened to you, Michael?
GET FARTED ON BALD RETARD
Ogre bros... maybe it's time to retire
>>152741513Luca Brecel on ozempic
VAN KWABEN
I miss the old MVG like you wouldn't believe
AUTISM HAS BEEN CURED!AND WE'RE DOWN TO 3!
>>152741545women
Gwan Gando win it all
GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO GANDO also fuck this captcha
>>152741545Women and kids
RIP, no jobbing to littlah again then
>>152741463true.but that's what I mean, they should use the current state of affairs between men and women in their favour, avoiding the whole turn-woman-into-missus trap.they should only get married in their 40's, no shame in that.
>>152741553Ogre bros are Plaisier brosnobody likes weight watchers ogre
MVG is just another eurojobber now
>>152741498Co Stompé retired
Hot take incoming: MVG is a choker
>>152741545He stopped drinking paint
I’m not bothered. Really I’m not bothered.
Bazza couldn't have paid the electromagnet bill. what the fuck was that from van gherkin
Grim to see MvG go out so soon but then again he could have easily gone out against the old jap fella so he should be thankful he wasn't completely humiliated (still very grim)
>>152741591might as well join Mardle and Part on the commentary.
ohhh Gary Gary
>rotten so which of them sharted?
>>152741611Leyland Paints MVG was the GOAT
>if Clayton and Chud both win their next matches, MVG will be down to world #5autismbros it is truly over
Remember a few years ago we were all thinking MVG was going to take over from Taylor as the dominant force
i dont understand half of this interview
>>152741622I always enjoy the rise of a new meme
based gando upholding scottish sportson the other hand..>leltic
How often is darts on
>>152741585Truth
>>152741661rare flag
I think it's for him, time to retire anyway
>>152741674every footballdartsmas
>>152741644Wasn't it only a year ago Michael smith was #2. MvG looks properly finished, maybe not blubby boy finished but finished nonetheless
>>152741674Let me introduce you to a little thing called the "Modus Super Series"...
Mvg is only 36 btw
>>152741688me personally? big Denmark fan
>>152741673MotherWELL WELL WELL ...also love to see Hearts on top
>>152741656It was a different time...
If Chud (or Doets before, who knows) removes Fluke in the QF, we're basically guaranteed a worthwhile final.
>>152741714
if flukes goes out against doets i can at least guarantee that i've got someone to root for in the final. but i'm scared fluke will just remove all the interesting players now.
>>152741772lel
>>152741736I would do ungodly things if Ratty eliminated Unbothered
Why do brits constantly have to be told not to beat their missus?
Seeing an uptick in campaigns for stopping violence against women lately, wonder why that's become more necessary
>>152741749are you the same guy in all our national football game threads?
>oi m8 stop checkin your gfs phone n stuff
>>152741711>littler is 18 and looks 30>Mvg is 36 and looks 50what does darts do to a man
>>152741711I'd rather be an mvg 36 than a bunting 40, or at any age for that matter
>>152741673nancy must resign
>>152741688Wtf I love denmark now?!
>>152741798Really makes one think
>doets beats fluke>rat beats hitlerpraying so hard for both of these, would blow the tournament wide open
>>152741798cool it with the antisemitism
>>152741714Friendly reminder this website runs on danish code
Stop heckin sending her so many messages. That’s violence innit
>>152741800going to wear blinkers when I'm on the train from now on, thanks to this ad
kekw
>>152741814What about Dean Winstanley 40?
>>152741799maybe
someone explain dart to me, why isnt the middle the best one to hit
I can see Hood meming on Gando though
I haven't interacted with a girl in months but I will stop violence against women now.
>>152741793Same. I might even do the unthinkable and grant Poland country status in my mind.>>152741828Aside from the Lukes, this tournament has produced a lot of /180/-friendly results I have to say, no complaints so far.
>>152741795the MVG army are all going to be FOOMING tonight
>>152741861not as high as red bit on 20
>>152741810Fluke is the only dartsman to have got better looking with time and success
>>152741861because the triple 20 is harder to hit than the double bull
>>152741861because 20x3 is bigger than 50 (25x2)
>>152741828they are both very boring "ocassional eurojobber upset" players to be honest, would prefer either luke make it to the semis atleast
Emma is gorgeous but the pants gotta go
Did Max Hopp really partake in a polar expedition?
>>152741873>Aside from the Lukes, this tournament has produced a lot of /180/-friendly results I have to say, no complaints so far.And yet it will probably end with the most lame result.
give doots your energy!
>>152741880Good bait
>>152741798its the heckin middle aged white men
I just don't like Bum Fries
His hope and optimism: DESTROYED
>>152741861small outer ring numberx2small inner ring numberx3buls eye green 25bulls eye red 50
>>152741907I volunteer to take them off her
so there's offensive darts and defensive darts but is there neutral (swiss) darts
>>152741933women are evilnever get married if you want to be successful
>>152741798its the woke right
DOOT DOOT
>>152741878>>152741880>>152741883why do they sometimes aim for the lower one randomly? Do they have to hit a certain number of points? I thought they just go full max each round and try to get the most points the fastests
>>152741944Red Bulls eye is actually just the small outer ring, darts should have a 25x3 region in the middle
>>152741798do non-whites watch darts?
>>152741972darts can ricochet if the area is too crowded
I just took that "enough" quiz and jesus christ, the UK is a shambles
>>152741972either because the treble 20 is blocked or to set themelf up for a easier finish
Peak MVG was the 17 perfect darts
>>152741810Yeah, it's totally the darts hahah. can't be the pussyjew, right?
When will tournaments start being played on quad boards?
>there's cheerleaders kekbased
>>152741861It is the highest double to FINISH on but 20 is the highest triple, since 25 does not have a triple.
Now to watch the Kyren Wilson of darts bore his way to the dullest win possible
>want to watch the darts>L'Équipe are showing apehoop instead before moving over to the darts>the last 30 seconds went on for upwards of 10 minutes including the last 0.5 seconds which lasted over 2 minutes.I hate basketball so much it's unreal.
>is humiliated>kicked off premier league for being a boring embarassing deano lite>starts regaining weight>becomes next blubbymake it happen
>>152741915Sadly, yes. But at least there's still hope, and not just the Lukes and a bunch of cunts/jobbers. Literally any winner that's not named Luke would now not just be the least worst outcome, but instead totally great in their own right.
>>152742009https://www.royal.uk/contact
fluke predicts a riot and prepares to watch from a distance and maybe inform the authorities
I had only ever seen those signs you write on at competitive counterstrike matches, when did this start?
>>152742031He’s already started putting a bit of weight back on
I PREDICT A callan "the riot" rydz
>>152741975meant for you >>152742034
I forget Luke exists while looking at him
>>152742047>counterstrikebefore counterstrike existed, lid.
>>152742047What the fuck is counterstrike
>>152742024so what happens if you 3x the middle? is the last arrow just void? that's kind of bullshit
>>152742031>finds some loophole to once again enter the youth championship as a 40 year old man
Kiss sucks ass and is better than this. What's wrong with Deanos
>you will now remember Humpty Dumpty walking out to Cake by the Ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q45zDYfhkccooooh hand
>>152742072No that is 150. 3x2x25Same as 50+60+40, more room same vertical line.
>>152742070It's the darts of esports
‘Poo Hands’ Poop Bumphries
why do thse dartists think they deserve tomorrow off
>>152742097isn't 150 more than 3x 20?
>>152741915Should've used this pic for flubber
right which cunt has a text coming through, I can hear it through the mic.
>>152742130best screenshot I ever took
>>152742127The key is you need to end the leg on a double. 50 is a double of 25. The double of 20 si 40. You can't end on a triple. You can use the triples to get to a double finish.
sports with fat people in them produce a lot of sovl
Haven't seen the wasp in a while did they kill him??
If Humphries loses this would be the perfect darts day for me
>>152742127Not more than 3x3x20
You may not like him but he's the only man currently preventing a littlerwinslol decade
>>152742184
BULLED/OURDOOTS/
How is Doots ranked so low, always thought he was a cut above the average euro jobber?
>>152742184explain niggerball then
>>152742219L
>>152742219Chud is our guy
Doets has that autism stare
>>152742249not a sport
>>152742177why on earth did they include all sorts of math in a druken pub game
>>152742219Darts jesus will end hittlers reign
Chud is the new Holland no1 now btw
>>152741798You lost the Ashes again
Surely based Doets can't do it AGAIN?
>leaving 162
>>152742249Media doesn't push lineman, they don't like showing what working together accomplishes
>>152742276Think no darts player is autistic because if there was one they would win every single tournament
>>152741913i unironically can't respect people who wear camp david.
DOOTSOOTS
DOOTY BOYGWAN>>152742302the new #2 is playing rn
Something seems off about dutch people
>>152742219i dislike hittler but at least he is marginally more interesting than fluke
>spit right in his hand on national televisionFor me it is doets
DOOT WEED LMAO
notice how suddenly theres no more wasps??
Doets has that PTSD stare combined with an empty mind, chizzy-esque
>Saturday Night Live UKFair play that sounds like the worst thing ever
>>152742336Me neither. I can only hope for him it's some kind of product placement.
>Doots there it isHas the Ally Pally crowd finally come up with a half decent chant
>>152741688God I love swedish and danish girls. Nor and fin cant even compete.
>>152742378>when you humping your mate gets immortalized along side Hurrell doing an OSHA inspection.
>>152742424Week 1: hosted by Rob BeckettWeek 2: hosted by Romesh RanganathanWeek 3: hosted by Rob Beckett and Romesh RanganathanWeek 4: hosted by Romesh Ranganathan and Rob BeckettWeek 5: hosted by Joe Marler (special guests Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan)
>>152742302Effectively probably yes, in the Oom he needs one more win to go past. It's somewhat likely MvG will lose his no.3 spot anyway though. If Clayton beats Searle, he goes past MvG, If Searle wins, he needs one more (and since this will be Littler, he's probably not gonna get it). If Gando gets two more, hw will also overtake MvG. Doets, Hood and Rat would have to win the whole thing. But in addition (either Chud or Clayton one win, or Searle / Gando two wins), it seems likely to happen.
Werner von Moltke needs to be executed via hangingthere I said it
Doets dood :(
>>152742516Maisie Adam as a present for the dads (and the gays)
How do you say Doets? German commentator calls him Dötz
>>152742516Haha those lads are funny thoFun fact Romeah has a fucked up eye because as a kid he stuck his finger in shit and then stuck the same finger in his eye
>if MVG keeps up this form next season he'll be ranked around #20
>>152742564wot nou?
Kevin has that eyes like he did a line a coke before this match lazer focused
>>152742584https://voca.ro/11MTzGIs3aGL
>>152742584dots. simple as
>>152742615de cuckstoel is nog vrji
>>152742647thanks Wesley
Why the fuck does Doets not play like this the rest of the year
>>152742599Surprised he wouldn't have more natural resistance to that.
>>152742584Doe hard T with an S after.
Thingken about buying a Winnie the Pooh embroidery kit....
i should have ordered takeout
>>152742711Because he's a jobber in truth
>we've gone from Happy Feet to Cool Hand, whatever next, a third type of thing at the end of a limb?
>>152742772>Winnie the PoohI have bad news for you fellow
>>152742772You should I bet it’s very cozy
OH NOHE'S TURNING ON THE SNORETISM
>>152742711doets is like rydz in that they seem to perform better on a stage like this
>>152742830knob
Need a Doets Turkish/Moroccan type gf
The final just came to me in the shower.It shall be Luke "Unbothered" Littler vs Garold J. Anderson.
>>152742830creamy cock (thats my name)
I like darts!
>>152742934>Doets type gf
Dream final: big robbo vs binman philips
>>152742942i wonder how her gag reflex holds up
>>152742942>I’m not bothered if he wins I’m not bothered honestly
