7:30PM KICK OFFChelsea (4-2-3-1): Sánchez, Acheampong, Fofana, Chalobah, Gusto; Caicedo, Fernández; Estêvão, Palmer, Garnacho; Delap>Subs: Jörgensen, Badiashile, Adarabioyo, James, Santos, Buonanotte, Gittens, Neto, João Pedro.Bournemouth (4-2-3-1): Petrovic; Jiménez, Hill, Senesi, Truffert; Tavernier, Scott; Semenyo, Kluivert, Brooks; Evanilson.>Subs: Dennis, Araujo, Soler, Smith, Diakité, Adli, Kroupi, Unal, Rees-Dottin.
semenyo broken leg incoming
Semenyo plane crash SOON
>>152739005>EstêvãoIs that nigga legit or just another brazilian fraud?
>>152739089he will create 10 chances and miss them all
>>152739005>Sánchez, Acheampong, Fofana, Chalobah, Gusto; Caicedo, Fernández; Estêvão, GarnachoDisgusting and not British
Future Citeh legend Semenyo
>>152739226>signs for man city>plays about 8 times plus league cup>West Ham 2027/28
Chelsea!
Why the fuck do Liverpool even want Semenyo? They already have enough strikers.
>>152739453
>>152739489>British isles
Dumbass Caicedo >:(
>>152739523he plays with no brain
>seething plastic liverpool fan mick is here again
BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH BOURNEMOUTH
Chelsea are awful
>>152739540Oh, but I am.
total bollocks if this gets ruled out
How do you spend £2 billion and still have such shit at CB and GK?
crazy to think this nigger is gonna get called over Joan Garcia for the world cup because our coach is a narcissist schizo
Got to be a penalty
For all the billions Chelsea spend their defense is just atrocious
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
>>152739620Team full of kids and an inept manager
got to be stronger on the ball instead of just going down for contact
>every coming together in the box is a penalty now kek ok
Complete fucking nonsense
Not a penalty for me. I'm a Chelsea fan too
>>152739647nah there's no consistency it'll happen again and won't be given
>foul someone on the ball in the box>penalty oh my god ive never seen the like games gone ref should be shot
Also got to spend 10 minutes setting up and taking the penalty
BASED
>(P)elsea>(P)almer (P)
>>152739666>foulno
grim
caicedo is a liability
Penalty merchant bums
Shin kicker on borrowed time
HOWS HE FOOKIN MISSED
>>152739680
>>152739710we get it you're at the game
can everyone be a bit nicer to eirebro please we're all mates here
What's the advantage of putting the away fsns so close to the front
Caicedo red is inevitable
how the fuck has he not scored that
>>152739711Seething.
>>152739728Based.
nice
ENZO
Now that was a goal
golazo
mememouth robbed caicedo should be off
nice finish from enzo. he took it like a (p)enalty
>>152739782>animekys srsly
can't have bournemouth getting anything here, they must rig it at all costs
>defense is optional: the match
MEME MATCH
>lelsea
2 long throws 2 goals
Have Chelsea even got a defence coach?
long throw goals also feel so cheap lmao
fucking love watching mememouth, always entertaining
Business idea: head away long throws to safety
>>152739858they're basedsolution: simply defend properly
>>152739868That's the mugs way of playing football.
>>152739853He's the same one that coaches their shooting.
>long throws back in fashion>every club doing it if they have a player that can throwhe was two decades ahead and was called a 'dinosaur' - when will /esspee/ apologise?
Gentle Reminder that Justin Kluivert's father killed people in a drunken car crash. The people of Amsterdam hate him.
>>152739892Seems accurate
>>152739899just don't go to Amsterdam
>>152739898any manager that didn't take advantage of rory delap's laser beam throws is a fool
There was a time where Chelsea had Kante, Silva and Rüdiger as defenders, let that sink in
>>152739898Every team is so fucking focused from playing from the back that they've forgot how to be a well drilled defence. Every team fills the defence with quick on the ball players when you need some big lumps and "body on the line" players who aren't afraid to get physical which kills off long throws and Arsenals "block defenders and foul the keeper" set pieces.
cole palmer probably wishes he had "two left feet" haha
>>152740002Almost thought this was a German flag for a moment
man city will be doing long throws when they get semenyo and the media will stop complaining about it
>>152739952Kante was a midfielder and Silva played for City thougheverbeit
>>152739915I know this because my uncle and auntie used to live in Amsterdam and my little cousin was in the same playschool as one of Patrick Kluivert's kids. The other parents absolutely fucking hated him for this reason.The son in my cousin's class might have been Justin himself, I can't remember.
>>152740050good story everyone was wondering how you knew
state of that challenge by achingpong
what was that
>>152740071ref got a big fat stack from todd boehly
152740050blog on
>>152739924>only got 11 caps for the Irish national team>over the space of 6 (SIX) years
I appreciated the story
>>152740065Look how many posts he's made lol talking to himself for half the thread. Lonely cunt
Good match
I too enjoyed the story
>>152740110weird you would think this anon >>152739511 has loads of m8s
>>152740099crapattoni
>>152740110There's more than one Irish person ITT
>>152740161we're the same guy
Was watching on goal rush and they switched their main game from chelsea to arsenal
>>152740138>1998–2004Four years of nothing before Craparoni
>>152740193same and was going to make the same switch myself anyway guess im that predictable
>>152740128>>152740108Cheers, las. Ignore the schizos.
Opposition down to 10 men, lets play the ball around until he comes back on.
delap doesnt have the strikers instinct. if he wasnt OG delaps son he'd be a brickie
Has delap even scored for chelsea?
>>152740250I liked it when he did a completely pointless 360 turn before he got a terrible shot off.
>>152740254yes>when i dont remember
>>152740228Same but will probably switch back in half an hour if any games look like having an interesting finish
ill be switching to anderson mvg personally
>>152740281I think he scored a tap in at some point but I don't quite remember.
Ooh, half time, time to get the advert telling me that I'm a controlling abusive evil man.
>>152740372>me own tv... me own fahkin television is calling me problematic
>>152740372Just switch to the other match
transfer window soon
>>152740504Time for Chelsea to buy 10 17year old wingers!
>>152740504New manager soon?
>Celtic
Why not defend a long throw like a corner?
Cam on Chelsea give us a meme game
Iraola > Maresca
>>152740542The scouting team are en route
Fucking Delap
Liam Dekwab
>Palmer offWhat a fucking joke. Delap of course staying on
>>152741034Lost last time Chelsea took Palmer off, having the lead at the timeWho's going to create for them now? Neto maybe but he's isolated
Delap needs to come back to the Mighty Tigers, let's be honest. We could do with him.
>>152741208I'd be happy with him anywhere but >here
fucking hell hes shit
Based Balmer score again
>>152741385yep even sanchez couldve buried that
>bj88What did Bournemouth mean by this
>>152741467You've never been services by two fat ladies?
>>152741467"blow job" + "heil hitler" its a marketing gimmick to appeal to zoomers
>big 6 or 7 minutesthats the second time i have heard 67 from comms this game, ive been mindraped
Pedro is shit
>>152741533they're calling him the most raped man alive!
his name is Estevão, not Estevál
>>152741660nonce
for 2 billion or whatever chelsea spent why didnt they buy any good defenders
1/2 chelsea coaching staff are bald frauds ....
>>152741580This can't be real!
Need a goal, brings kittens on.
>>152741760Chelsea paid 65mil for him....
how good is garnacho, chelsea anons?I don't see him on Argentina's world cup squad desu
>>152741818Waste of money. Watched him in the preseason matches and you could see he was shit then.
>>152741864Most players look shit in this shit side can't judge any of them.
>>152741864He's OK but picks the wrong option most of the time.
how many against city this weekend?