>Kolb
coach prime
>>152746329>>152746378>>152746405>>152746416https://x.com/BearReport/status/1072331164009029632I've seen a hundred guys play smaller than they are, but Cohen was one of the rare few that played above his weight class regularly. One of the greatest "what is" in league history.
Christian Mccafrey
I didn't get any NFL merch for Christmas
>>152746459Literally who
Why do NFL players love attacking women so much?
>>152746459Can the next OP be Rams themed
>>152746459> Joe Fagco
What's that movie where sheduer sanders fights a giant lizard that was mutated by the atomic bombs we dropped on Japan?
>>152746504Socioeconomic factors
A good trip is one that you can bait into spazzing out. It only goes south when they start porn posting.
You now remember. https://youtu.be/IOWU1zAvGro?si=HKhTFHATTfL-WS0u
>>152746504Easy & fun
>>152746504why don't you
So the top 3 seeds in the afc are all frauds, the super bowl is a lock for the nfc at this point, right?
my asshole itches
>>152746524Yup It’s between Purdy and DarnoldAFC teams got no dog
>>152746504didn't one of them throw a woman down an elevator shaft? I wanna say rat bird
>>152746520>si
>>152746524Only possibly legit AFC team is the Jags. If they end up being frauds, the NFCCG is the Super Bowl
Guys, this is my last season of football before I join a monastery. I will never see the lions win a superb owl.
>>152746540>loses to the titans and first week of playoffs
>>152746537Ray Rice punched his girlfriend inside an elevator. I think they got married soon after.
>>152746549>MonasteryIs this what zoomers are doing to avoid the WW3 draft ?Anyways you will see the lions win in nirvana
>>152746538Best Raiders RB since Bo Jackson. Its wise to remember such things.
>>152746504>Fighting 250lb niggas all day every day>Some 120lb woman mouths offAnyway, probably some frontal lobe thing.
>>152746549What does joining a monastery have to do with that?
>>152746578This superb owl is the last game I’ll ever watch.
Riley. Moss.
>>152746549>before I join a monasterywhich one? Ill mail you game results every month or so.
>Old /sp/TOP 10 SANDWICHES POWER RANKINGS1. PB&JPOWER GAP2. ITALIAN SUB 3. BLTPOWER GAP4. 3-MEAT SANDWICH5. ALL-AMERICANPOWER GAP6.BREAKFAST SANDWICH7. GRILLED CHEESEPOWER GAP8. TURKEY AND CHEESE9. HAM / BOLOGNA10. ANYTHING + SWISS9001. Veggie sandwich9999. Bread and butter10000. rice sandwich>honorable mentionsCrustless sandwiches, turkey sandwiches (actual turkey), tri-tip, smoked beef, roast beef, club sandwiches
I love how subhumans like to throw around blame for everyone except Mahomes when clearly he's played like shit this year. Matt Nagy was great when he was the oc for Alex Smith and it's not like Alex ever had a great receiving corps either. It's also not Nagy's fault that he was stuck with Bitch Trubisky on the bears who won NVP against the saints
>sign 70 million dollar contract>flip the fuck out about paying like a thousand bucks to a private chefkek what a retard
SATURDAY
OL' SAM DARNOLD HAD AN ARMN F C CHAMPOSAND WITH THAT ARM HE SLANG PIGSKINN F C CHAMPOSSLANG A FIRST DOWN THERESLANG A TOUCHDOWN HERETHERE A DOWNHERE A DOWNEVERYWHERE SLANG TOUCHDOWNSOL' SAM DARNOLD HAD AN ARMN F C CHAMPOS
>>152746601Good list but Cubano is top 3
>>152746601
I jinxed the bears last weekend just to see if I could.
>>152746564Zoomoids don’t have the will to give up the world.
>>152746601Bread and butter isn't a sandwich, you need 2 breads for a sandwich.
>>152746459He looks like Matthew Lillard
>>152746612Is this zesty fuck still alive?
Tough day to be a Digger
>>152746639some say he's still out there riding in bronco's country
>>152746644Are they related?
>>152746612>>152746616Okay but what happens when Brock Purdy does this to xe12s?
>>152746645I think this is the last year >we are on the hook for his pay. What a retarded era and let it not be forgotten lest it be repeated.
CJ Stroud is the best Black QB in the league followed closely by Josh Allen.
>>152746650dey cousins
>>152746650They're brothers ;^)
Back in the days of slavery, the slave owners would utilize a practice known as “Buckbreaking.”The purpose of this practice was to assert dominance, and to break the spirits and the wills of the enslaved.This was a brutal display of power intended to emasculate the STRONGEST, and the MOST DEFIANT enslaved men. The PUBLIC nature of this abuse, often carried out in front of the victim’s families, and other enslaved people, was designed to demonstrate that men, regardless as to how strong they may have appeared to be, could not protect themselves, or their loved ones against their slave masters, thus destroying communal morale, and discouraging rebellion.——————————————————Deion Sanders, and his son, Shedeur Sanders, refused to bend over for the system.Every NFL Draft Analyst on the PLANET gave Shedeur Sanders a 1st round draft grade, with many projecting that he would go in the Top 10 picks.Shedeur was the face of NIL. He was the highest earning collegiate athlete on the planet. He was also the STRONGEST, and the MOST INFLUENTIAL draft prospect available in the 2025 NFL Draft.NFL Owners got together, and decided to make a public example out of him, to instill fear in the hearts of every future draft prospect.NFL Owners colluded against Shedeur Sanders before an audience of MILLIONS…..and they got away with it.This public display of violence would instill fear in the hearts of all future draft picks. Afterall, if NFL Owners could do this to a projected Top 5 pick, with a Hall-Of-Fame father, then what chance would Pookie Jenkins have if he DARED to buck up against this racist system.The goal was to break Shedeur Sanders. The goal was to emasculate Shedeur Sanders. This collusion of abuse and humiliation did not end with the NFL Draft.The Cleveland Browns literally had Shedeur Sanders on a separate field throwing balls to equipment managers during training camp, as his peers worked out with actual NFL receivers.
>>152746650Brothers, yes.
Jags beat the number one seed in the NFC. How we feeling, AFC Chads?
>>152746650They're married
>>152746656>Getting the okie doke from Brockbruh
>>152746601>No vegemite sandwichKiwitroon and ausfag will be real mad about this
>>152746664strouds a bum. best non injured black qb is caleb
>>152746670I could go on and on….from his Head Coach sending him out to play with a group of Plumbers as his O-Line in his final preseason game to his coach pulling him from multiple red zone plays to prevent him from accumulating TD passes.No rookie Quarterback in the HISTORY of the NFL has EVER endured the levels of abuse and buckbreaking that has been carried out against Shedeur Sanders.Shedeur’s faith in God…..was the ONLY thing that sustained him……..just as it was for slaves back in the days of slavery.This same faith in God….will elevate him to Pro Bowl status in due time.
An okie doke is when you bang your sister in Texas
>>152746616Mediocre. Keep work shopping it
>>152746692No, that's when I bang your sister in Norman, Oklahoma.
A taco is a sandwich, as is a hotdog.
lol Bill Belifraud
Shedeur just isn't good.t. Colorado alumnus
I don’t have a sister and if I did then I wouldn’t let her live in some flyover shithole like Oklahoma.
>>152746656I am confident he won't.
>>152746709What did you study? Only queers go to CU
>>152746705
I mean what kind of name is Shedeur anyway. These black people scrabble names are just plain whackadoo
>>152746708I completely forgot he was coaching a college team. Massive KWAB status.
>>152746723Bong rips.
I’m having a Ryback induced melty
>>152746616I told you to do one for the Jags you fuck
I mean I could give my child a normal name that won’t mark him as a potential criminal but then again, I do have this bowl of alphabet soup.
>>152746742gotta stand out while also avoiding white names
>>152746705A hot pocket is a sandwich
Just farted so hard it made the bed shake
>>152746764As is a calzone. It’s more challenging to determine what isn’t a sandwich
toxins are gonna win the owl like giants in 07
I thought Stafford was out of the MVP race, and then I remembered Trash Allen had a game where he went 9 for 30 and still won it.
>>152746764>>152746772Pop Tarts are sandwiches.
Trade lameme.
A fart on a sandwich is a part of a sandwich
There’s no reason you couldn’t pay the players with sandwiches and cokes. Maybe throw em a thousand dollars a week
Flyback Rybovers have never seen an ocean bussy EPA/Target ranking and chicano's will melty when Bo Nix deletes this shit nephew
>>152746743>blow tens of thousands of dollars to get high and watch footballChecks out.
How would you bros rank CMC among running backs
>>152746790You could find a hundred dudes with Polish looking fucked up names who’d get CTE for unlimited sandwiches and cokes, plus a grand a week. Why play these criminals millions?
>>152746802Woah, hey, I did not watch football.
Trade Goof.
Purdy is brat
Players should be paying to play for a league as prestigious as the NFL, not the other way around.
A lasagna is a sandwich once you take it out of the pan
>>152746764someone post the chart
>>152746743dont ever post this bum here again
>>1527468051. Bijan2. James Cook3. Jonathan Taylor4. Derrick Henry5. Devone Achane6. CMC
>>152746807but enough about the city of chicago
It's between two buns, so this bussy is a sandwich
>>152746685Swap Stroud and Caleb and the Bears will improves while the Texans offense gets worse
>>152746827>This mad about Broncos legend Brock Osweiller
L’danianatravous Prezbylzewskyye
>National Polak LeagueMite b cool.
>>152746827We do not disrespect Brock Lobster here.
D’Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz-Washington
>>152746828Jeanty had a great(rookie) season behind the worst oline in the league. I know nobody watches Raiders games so I thought I'd put it out there.
>>152746865FINALLY, an anon with some sense.
>>152746843he was a backup for when peyton manning broke his neck for the 5th time for like one game dude. Nobody will remember that lanky motherfucker for that. He will be remembered as the guy that paid big bucks for garbage performance in houston
>>152746811For who?
>>152746843Brock Osweiller would unironically be a super bowl champ this year, whether he was on the broncos or texans, he's better than both of their QBs combined
TREVOR LAWRENCE HAD AN ARMN F L CHAMPOSAND WITH THAT ARM HE SLANG PIGSKINN F L CHAMPOSSLANG A FIRST DOWN THERESLANG A TOUCHDOWN HERETHERE A DOWNHERE A DOWNEVERYWHERE SLANG TOUCHDOWNSTREVOR LAWRENCE HAD AN ARMN F L CHAMPOS
>>152746885>ai sloppa
The Houston Texans are a sandwich
>>152746811isn’t that how they got him?
>>152746884Osweiler was trash that's why he's casting college games instead of playing in the league
>>152746879>72 million dollars
>>152746881Swindling Bill O'Brian out of $80 million dollars is ultra based.
Here's the list of the only no system QBs to ever win a Superbowl
>>152746828Bijan and CMC have the most amount of scrimmage yards, Bijan is like 2200+ and CMC is just over 2000, James Cook has the most rushing yards at 1500+ Bijan has 1250 and CMC has 1179 I like stats because I am autistic
>>152746881All I heard was Brock held it down when Peyton died and kept the Broncos in a position to win it all. More rings than your QB.
>>152746879Didn't Brock commentate a college game and said something dumb that got him cancelled?
Will the Jets stop bringing in DEI hires instead of an actually good coaching staff?
>>152746907Image didn't post. Here's a list of the only non system QBs to win the Superbowl
it's time for tlawposting
>>152746914>that play had more yellow flags on it than an anti-Israel demonstration what’ll these refs think of next!?
>>152746903literally better than nix or stroud
>>152746914Yes, something like that. Now he spends his days counting his millions of dollars.
>>152746904Greedy prick. He could've been a lifelong Bronco but decided to chase the money over a legacy. If it wasn't for him the Broncos don't win SB50
What the fuck do you retards even do here all day? What is there to talk about? Your shit teams will play each other on the alotted day, they’ll be shit, each game is a coinflip, and then in a week they’ll do it again, or they got eliminated. What are you jabbering about? Oh is your team gonna win? Oh wow we never thought of it quite like that before. You’re telling us for the first time.
*A10s in your path*
>>152746908>I like stats because I am autisticstay based king
Next edition better be Brock edition.
>>152746897I copy & pasted Trevor Lawrence over what the other anon posted. And changed NFC to NFL
>>152746932I don’t even watch football. I’m just here to say stupid shit to get (You)s
>>152746928Robert Pattinson if he slightly brown
>chikaner posting already
>>152746941Still the funniest play of the season. They literally only had to touch him.
>>152746927I now remember Connor Cook existed
Whoops the NFC’s best and buck breaks melty man at his house
152746932Shut up, nerd.
We're so fucking buck broken. Patriots dynasty 2.0 is cucked! Drake "broken buck" Maye has looked cucked as fuck this season. Easily a top 5 cuck this year. Im predicting he ends up with at least 1 but im thinking closer to 3 broken bucks in the next 5 snaps. Then continued buck domination into the 2030s. You thought you were finally free from patriots cuckoldry lol oh no my friend we were simply reloading. The cucking is complete. We're not going anywhere. Enjoy another 15 years of patriot broken bucks.
An amuse bouche is rarely a sandwich, for obvious reasons.
>>152746932I care about rushing yards and scrimmage yards exclusively for running backs. I don’t give a shit about receiving yards or pass yards/QB stats.
I now remember Brock assweiler getting sacked 5 times by Khalil Mack
A Tim Tebow reads the Bible audiobook would sell gajillions
>>152746961the greatest play from the greatest aryan against the greatest globohomo USAIDS menace
>>152746975I now remember seeing Brock Osweiler lose to the Bengals at my first NFL game
>>152746961Chris Jones really held out for $160 million dollars just to half-ass it. LMAO
You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Cowboys. But Daxy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a Texas crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Daxy was concerned with Diggs being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Cowboys.
>>152746908>I like stats because I am autisticbasedone of us
>>152746967Read a book retard. There’s no reason to be here. The players will play the game, you will watch, there’s no reason to talk all day every day about it in the meantime.
>>152746932I'm just here to talk about Brock Osweiler and Brock Purdy
>>152746961Highlight of the Year contender, no doubt.
>>152746998>Chris Jones on that play
>>152747012which Brock has the bigger Cock?
>>152746961Losing the Super Bowl was the Chief’s Lepizig. Losing this game to the Jags on Monday Night Football was their Waterloo.
just checked and it turns out my A(rayan)10 man represents the glorious gunshine state, the ourrest of guys of united states states
>>152746932I'm here to post with my frens (and my enemies)
>>152747023I'm an American and don't understand these references.
>>152747012And Brock Bowers
>>152747044>he doesn't hang around /his/ and /int/why even post on a flagboard
>>152746705>>152746764Die Hard is a sandwich.
>>152747044ask me how I know the state you live in doesn’t border an ocean
>>152746961Why do people act like he's super athletic when he's clearly not? He looks slower than Tom Brady was when he was playing at 46 years old
>>152747061Technically, we have ocean access.
I want Florida to Win the Superbowl
>>152747055Bruce Willis notoriously wore a sandwich board in the best one
>>152746927Bro WTF are ytou talking about? He had a qbr of 49 during the regular season and threw more interceptions than touchdowns. In the playoffs, he had 3 interceptions and a QBR of 47. I don't know what what fucking stat jewry you are trying to pull off, must have been from that garbage raiders team in the wild card. The 2016 season was nothing but pain. I watched every single game. I posted here every game. /sp/ gave him no respect. Nobody liked Osweiler. Even Clowney got no respect that year despite that being his best year. That team was carried by the defense like every Texans team in the mid BOB years. He was also carried by insane acrobatics from prime DeAndre Hopkins. Sit down zoomer.
>>152747075I don't think Miami has a chance, anon
>>152747076Notorious BLT
>>152747075I'm starting to think I might have to take a little vacation to Florida.
Everywhere on the planet technically has ocean access
>>1527468Goof, Jamo, and a first roundForBurrow
>>152747086They do if they sign Ryback
So ummmmm... THAT just happened
Screen. With. No. Blockers
>>152747094There's a bunch of dams in the way and I can't sail from Colorado to the Sea of Cortez.
Monty Christo is both a sandwich and an interesting gentleman
>>152747103
>>152747103Giving Henry the ball? What a concept.
>>152747103It's funny because GB thought the Ravens were just going to kneel out the clock.
who is this "chikaner" you speak of?
>>152746998Nigga gave up on the play 3 separate times.
Like a screen door on a submarine sandwich, right Pavel?
>>152747076With A Vengeance is insanely overrated.
>Sam Darnold in the last 8 games9 TDs9 INTs 220 yards per game29th/33 PFF passing31st/33 PFF overall QB grade23rd in adjusted EPA/Play
Nothing like talkin freedomball with the boys
>>152747076I heard he fought hard to keep that scene in the movie, said he'd walk if they cut it out, said the movie can't be made without that scene.
>>152747052You don't learn jack shit on /his/ other than the fact that some people are permanently stuck in late 2000's Christianity vs atheism slapfights.
>>152747132Off-topic cancer.Next.
>>152746705Pizza is more of a sandwich than a taco is.
>>152747159You just replied to chikanerHe wants attention
>>152747076Why would he do this?
>>152746929this
I saw these two guys practicing football at the park together today, it made me feel happy
>>152747191I saw a bald eagle on my walk at the park today.
>>152747191Caleb....
>>152747103>getting shit on by a dude named Rick
>>152747191They just kept practicing the snap though
>>152747152Read a book.
Doubt the Rams in the playoffs at your own peril. They won't go down without a fight.
>>152746857Guy from my town played semi-pro handegg and killed himself few years back, probably CTE
>>152747151>>152746616UH OH
>>152747216Got outdueled by Sam Darnold kek, nobody is worried
>>152747151He's due for some good games at the right time.
>>152747052/his/ is /pol/ for chuds who are too slow to keep up with /pol/
>>152747226
>>152747205Nah it was a guy throwing like 40 yard bombs to the other guy
The official Wikipedia sandwich list has some questionable entries. The euro sandwiches all look like shit except for a rare few. >your average euro “sandwich”
>>152747217I got a bunch of concussions and I ain't KYS myself yet.
will you be watching, /nfl/?
>>152747231You just replied to chikaner
>>152747238guarantee you a german assembled that piece of shit "sandwich"
>>152746834retard. Stroud is carried.
Exhibit A>>152719803
>>152747242Grass grow in my flyback shithole
>>152747242>Flower monster>Everyone is 40Nah brah
>>152747044>t-they were actually in his pocketlol
>>152747242I stopped watching after season 2.
>>152747254You guys say the same thing about literally Mahomes so excuse me if I don’t bite
>>152747242Haven't a fucking clue what this is, anon. But I see a nigger, so the answer is an emphatic "NO".
my gf is INSISTING that i get a credit card. im 23 and have never had one, how the fuck do they work? do you just get approved and then have like $3000 to spend like free money? Genuinely confused
Exhibit B>>152746938
>anon started a fight over sandwich rankingsBless this website
>>152747271you don't average 20 points a game and win without being carried by your defense
>>152747268Same bro! Twinsies :3
>>152747275A lot of times they won't give you shit for credit if you have no history. You usually then have to put down a bunch of money as a credit line to prove yourself. Look up a "secured credit card".
>>152747213>>152747231Pol retards have ruined his. I wish it was actually about history and humanities
>>152747275You have to pay back whatever you charge on the card anon
>>152747275You'll have a limit and then you pay it off at the end of the month. It'll help you're credit score if you use it right. Otherwise welcome to why so many Americans are in debt.
A toast sandwich is obviously not a sandwich though. Just another insult to humanity from the British.
>>152747275What is it with women and making sure every man pleases Shlomo Goldberg, holy fuck. Don't get one, you don't need one.
>>152747298He’s a couple years removed from the greatest rookie season of all time, he may not be lighting it up this season but he’s still a blue chip quarterback who makes a big difference
What's Ryback's credit score?
>>152747275never get a credit card your gf is wrong
>>152747304it is…you are just too stupid to understand real history. Meds civilized anglos and that is when real world history starts
>>152747275You should not be asking for financial advice on /nfl/. But if you mad desperate, here you go.>Credit cards bet that you will overspend or miss a payment so interest accrues on your purchases>No/low credit will make your ability to get loans on homes, auto, etc more dificult>Solution is to get a credit card, only use it for monthly purchases like utilities (internet, gas, etc), pay it off and watch your credit grow.Happy New Year bruv
>>152747324I made a bread sandwich out of curiosity and it definitely needed I dunno, anything but just being bread that's crunchy in the middle.
>>152747324toast with two pieces of bread, i think that makes it a sandwich
He is so desperate for (You)s kek
Get a credit card, but always pay off the total balance before the period ends.
>>152747335> real history is racebait posting Dumbass.
>23 years olds don't know what credit isNext you'll tell me zoomers don't know what a touchdown is.
>>152747271Mahomes was carried too. If his recievers don't regularly get wide open he looks like shit. That's the same situation Cuckson Wintz had on the eagles. Both of them are incapable of elevating other players and both have to have others elevate them to put of great numbers
>>152747362We had a long struggle about what the pocket is recently, anon.
Stroud has a great throwing motion. He’s also enough of a basted retard to stand and deliver from the pocket instead of being a scramble babby. > jags fan btw
>>152747362what about touchback?!
>>152747370WE, didn’t. YOU did. This was fleshed out in the summer and you looked like a literal summerfaggot during those discussions
>>152747364Perfect, thanks for demonstrating
>>152747384It gets tricky with fumbles out of the end zone.
I use my EBT card and my Cash App card. That's it. Simplicity is where it's at. For me, anyway. Being a NEET is simple and delicious. Go football.
>>152747388But it's literally winter now.
>>152747395There is not a single example you can provide that says otherwise, thanks for your admission
>>152747396One of my favorite normalfag wtf moments is when a fumble out of the endzone causes a safety
>>152747362I still don't know what a snap count is, is that when they say white 80 or something similar?
>>152747419I think there was a game sometime this year where the ball was intentionally batted out of the endzone for a safety rather than risk a touchdown, that was a fun one.
>>152747415You’re so absurdly wrong and retarded that you’re not worth engaging with whatsoever, sorry. I wish it were otherwise so I could have the satisfaction, but I would feel just as retarded as you by validating you as a conversational partner, rather than the amusing monkey you are.
A loaf of bread is sandwich but only if it’s standing vertical
>>152747419SAFETY DANCE
>>152747370>he thinks the pocket is the space only provided by the line blockingfucking r et ard
>>152747425In youth football they tell you “we’re gonna snap it on three” so you say hut hut hut and everyone moves on the third but. NFL snap counts are this concept but with other words.
>>152747396I swear this happened to him at least twice, the DJax of quarterbacks.
>>152746540>>152746524people say this every year and it only comes true half of the time
To turn pulled pork into pushed pork all you need is your good friend digestion.
>>152747425It's like the pitch count in baseball.
>>152747438Keen observation, anon.
>>152747425It's called cadence and every QB does it different.>OMAHA>YEAH HERE WE GOOOO>READY, READY SET HUT>GREEN NINETEEEEEENNN
>>152747457Half? For than a decade the Super Bowl has been won by either Mahomes or Brady, literally. The NFC sneaks in like a third of the time at best
>>152747272Kek
>>152747463BUT do you choose KC or Carolina BBQ?
>>152747272how is this post still up?? where are the mods?
Only authentic Oregon bbq for me
>>152746954
>>152747486I feel like KC and Texas Barbecue are what most people think of when you mention BBQ
>>152747486That is not what his playsheet looks like.
>>152747486KC bbq is just regular bbq that the city glommed onto in order to tamp down the fag capital of the world stuff
>>152747495I went to this one diner in Astoria, Oregon this one time...forgot the name of the place... Porky's, maybe? Idk, anyway...yeah, very good BBQ in Oregon. Can confirm.
>>152747472>YEAH HERE WE GOOOOwhat sort of loser retard bust uses that???
>>152747502Texas is dry bullshit. There, I said it.
>>152747517Yea i've still never heard what makes KC BBQ KC, I know what makes Texas and Carolina BBQ unique but KC just seems to be regular shit.
For me it’s Santa Maria style BBQ
>>152747486this nigga think he arn anderson
>>152747522Dem Boyz
HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
>>152747517When you’re so mindbroken by a football team that you’re even calling their local cuisine rigged and fraudulent
>>152747526Yeah but they have Whataburger
>>152747544I already told you, I don’t even watch football and I’m just here to shitpost.
Alabama bbq > carolina bbq > texas bbq >>>> memphis bbq >>————>> POWER GAP >>————->> kc “bbq”
>>152747437Not an argument anon
>>152747553You did not tell me that.
>HUT oooooonnne>HUT ttwwwoooooooo>HUT
>>152747503Do you think it's an IHOP menu?
Memphis barbecue with is light vinegar based sauce
>>152747554Carolina sucks, stop drowning tasty food in vinegar.
>>152747554
>>152747569I thought Carolina was a mustard barbecue
>vinegar>white bbq>dry Texas craplmao hillbillies in a “ruin the perfect food” contest
>>152747581>dry texas crapI've never had BBQ in Texas that was "dry" you fucking retard
>>152747596Texas bbq is always overcooked
>>152747573Kirk Clutchins saved the Falcons from themselves
>>152747581Barbecue is about cooking shit tough meats into gold, though.
coasties in a "ruin this bussy" contest
What about brooklyn bbq?
>>152747598That's because they're too busy
You fags will argue about anything
Its all just smoked meat and BBQ sauce though?
>>152747572There has never been a more pertinent meme on all of /nfl/
>>152747611There's no NFL until SATURDAY.
Imagine putting mayo on BBQ lmao jesus fuckin christ
>>152747607That spread makes me feel like inciting violence.
Doesn't Texas also have the USA's biggest steak or some kind of major steak eating challenge or something like that?
>>152747575Literally all of the regional styles have melded together and spread out decades ago. It's all autistic flag waving. It's the equivalent of shit like styles of burger or hot dog that people like to argue about.
>>152747607Lmao god damn Brooklyn hipsters
>>152747620soon there will be no nfl until september
>>152747612Yeas, but also no.
>>152747609too busy being gay I guess
>>152747598it's the best in the world. the best sausage in the world. you go anywhere in the US to a "BBQ" place and it's just slop sauce. Texas BBQ melts in your mouth.
>>152747611No we wont.
>>152747611>MEANWHILE, ON 4CHAN /NFL/...
>>152747622shut the fuck up you entitled queer. your “bar b que” looks like the dingleberries you shaved out of your pozzed boyfriends asshole. BBQ should be juicy, not crumbly and dry
>>152747607That'll be $34.95 and don't forget to tip.
>>152747631Facts. I do love a light vinegar based sauce to a heavy molasses base
>>152747607I can taste how overpriced this is.
>>152747642
>>152747648It’s literally not the best in the world though >>152747652This anon is an actual fat hillbilly lol
>>152747611
>>152747654>$34.95maybe for the pickles
At least we can all agree that New York fuckin sucks
>>152747652What the fuck
>>152747676Yes.
>>152747676I like New York. Brooklyn sucks tho.
>>152747678He’s got mayo on the brain
Joe Flacco was better than Matt Ryan
Texans would heem the fuck out of the Patriots
>>152747676The city or the entire state?
Is there honestly anything worse than a kc bandwagon nigger? Majority of fans from most teams can admit that a player on their team has weaknesses but with when it comes to Patrick Mahomes he has 0 weaknesses and is great at everything and is above reproach. I honestly can't think of a worse fanbase in all of football
>>152747676That must be why everyone lives there and everyone else wants to live there Tupac sucks btw
>>152747607The trick is they draw the rats in with the Hawaiian rolls then put them in a foil pack and roast them on a taxi engine until you can slice them the long way, then they serve you both. You're not supposed to eat the pickles, you suck the pickle juice off of them then the restaurant puts them back in the jar.
>>152747676
>>152747686We need to wait to see Flacco's broadcasting career.
>>152747697I honestly can't fathom why anyone would want to live in NY
The only people willing to cross an ocean to live in New York were Jews and dagos. That oughta tell you something
if you got money brooklyn is comfy af
>>152747706For me it was the architecture and women
>>152747676No we can't. I might agree with you but not all of us will.
>>152747696You are a subhuman retard who unironically believes Minshew is better than Mahomes, tried to outright lie about the fact and got caught, shut up for awhile and now are back to being a constant mindbroken faggot. Just for context of who’s calling anyone anything.
>>152747713What about the Irish?
>>152747719What architecture? They have skyscrapers everywhere
>>152747722They prove my point
>>152747717Manhattan mogs in every single category. Broke or poor
>>152747607This is why real new Yorkers eat at the bodega
>>152747530My nigga. Made a nice Tri-tip for Christmas dinner this year, still thinking about it.
why are chargers fans like this?
>>152747724The entire island of Manhattan is extremely dense with beautiful buildings from the last 200 or so years. With every style represented.
New Yorkers and Texans in an insecurity contest for all eternity
>>152747696The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
>>152747066He's faster than he looks. He got up to 19.7 MPH in a game against the Saints a few years ago.
why are they acting so gay?
>>152747721How about you shut the fuck up you strawmanning retard? I would fucking heem your ass if this was real life
>>152747739Hell yeah anon. Hope ya did it with almond wood
>>152747740What the fuck happened to yeezy?
>>152747757>acting
>>152747377Yeah. I don't get it. He plays like he doesn't like being tackled.
You guys know there is an entire state of New York outside of just the main city, right?
>a fucking waffle waffles are NOT athlete food
This bussy made the (You) in back to back posts that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Ryback, Nephew, and Unc is. It's also an indictment on the rest of /nfl/. Imagine being JFFM and Pedosknee and still not being able to go in for the kill on this bussy while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud primates at least in /nfl/ are Ryback and Mina Feet and Feet is about to miss the captcha for the 3rd post. This bussy is seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now is starting to get its offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the genny now. The neutral fan in >us wants to see someone else rise up to give this bussy a challenge since Pedosknee and JFFM have consistently dropped the ball and Dov Kleiman is wasting Mina Feet's prime, plus he's made of glass. The statfag in /nfl/ I see now is surprisingly Taylor Rooks. That offense of Taylor Rooks looks legit and Anon's Cat is looking like another great reclamation project so >we'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat this bussy, >we will actually applaud them for doing what JFFM and Pedosknee couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Ryback though. This man is an all time great Primate already. He already has 17 fucking captcha wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th post of being the starting primate for this bussy, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot /SPOL/ CANCER. Do you guttybois realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the primates to play in the (You) era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when >we say stuff like this, usually people bombard >us with posts about Anime, but >we think AI Anime is the GOAT. >We don't think AI Anime ever be surpassed. But can't cuh ahh appreciate what Ryback is doing?
>>152747751all these words and the bbq still sucks
>>152747759You are a tranime poster who couldn’t even stand behind one of his retarded takes anonymously on the internet, so I doubt that tough guy. Feel free to post physique if you feel strongly about it though
>>152747775Yeah, unfortunately
>>152747757gayleb has really rubbed off on the team
>>152747775except for the hudson valley and long island it might as well be pennsylvania
>>152747362i have no idea how pass interference rules work
>>152747775yeah and it’s filled with even bigger queers than the city.
>>152747746Well, to each his own I guess
>>152747777Checked. They're still delicious, thoughbeit.
>>152747748>>152747698seething hick faggots. New Yorkers do not even know nor care that you existgo wipe your spic neighbors ass and offer up your house/job to them while you are at it
>>152747775I always wanted to go to the Adirondacks, supposedly they're very pretty.
>>152747777A waffle is a sandwich though
>>152747777It was one of these
Imagine pretending that New York doesn’t have any ethnics because you’re so mad nobody respects da city lmao
>>152747811You faggots live in buildings with shared bathrooms
>>152747777Fuck some Any Given Sunday shit this is kino.
>>152747739Fuck off
>>152747813Recommendedt. North Country New Yorker
>>152747828Based Gatorade Stroopwaffle.
>>152747831>he thinks manhattan is the entirety of the city>he thinks the city is the entirety of New York statewhy are flyovers like this?
for me it's Pennsylvania BBQ (it's actually just sloppy joes but don't worry about it)
>>152747777>Bengoids
>>152747828>energy wafflei want a spaceship off this fucking planet already
>>152747784>tranimeFuck off. Not everyone who posts an anime pic, this is an anime website, and just because I think Mahomes is overrated, does not mean I'm literally whoever you think I am. Wake up dumbass, the majority of people hate him here.
Carne asada mogs any sort of white people bbq btw
I’m just saying it’s simply a fact that Biggie, Nas, Jay Z, even Big L clear Tupac easilyLA rappers are always such cringe overhyped media darlings same as their football teams
>>152747857zoomers dont even know what sloppy joes are
>>152747846stroopwaffle with a cuppa tea hits
So you don’t make a syrup from Red Bull for your pancakes?
>>152747857Here in Michigan we dice up fresh caught wall bass and mix it with Korean barbie que sauce and call it a slappy jappy.
>>152747879>Not everyone who posts an anime picmeant to add *is the same person
anons now clout chasing black people so people like New York lmao poor guy
>>152747751Yes but I haven't seen a single critique in there, I stand by my point
>>152747839no u
>>152747857I made sloppy joes for my Mexican gf because she never had them before and they were a big hit.
>>152747857As a born and raised Texan I've faced the horrifying conclusion that in terms of real barbecue it's basically just us and Oklahoma. Every other state claiming to do "barbecue" mangles the fucking thing in some way, mostly by having way too little beef and pork, and way too little brisket and ribs.I suppose I'll let Alabama sneak in because their white sauce is absolutely kino on barbecued chicken. But everybody else is on the shit list. Don't get me started on fucking Carolina "barbecue."
>a mall added a lounge area with TVs playing football for guys while their girls were shopping >they swarmed it like moths to a flame god, men are comically simple. glad I'm not one anymore
>>152747879Yeah back to dishonest weasel tricks, you dumbass bitch. What happened to the tough guy? Now you’re hiding?I did notice you changed the type of file name you usually use since last time it was definitive evidence that you were lying, and anticipated you denying being who you are. Unfortunately, you are uniquely retarded and still a tranime poster blogposting about Mahomes is shit in the exact same way you always do. I’m not going to try to convince you that you are who we both know you are though, if you don’t want to stand on business I accept your concession and will let you scurry off.
For me it’s Oaxacan bbq
>>152747763I did not, but noted
>>152747828These are the absolute shit
>>152747926YWNBAGB
>>152747933How is that even barbecue? that's just a stew
>>152747934Almond and live oak are the best woods for authentic Santa Maria style BBQ
>>152747926imagine cucking out to cheer on a bunch of felon niggers that despise you for being white give each other CTE instead of spending time with your gf/wife. Absolutely abysmal, zoomers are FUCKED
>>152747925they also have no sausage anywhere else on BBQ menus outside of Texas
>>152747946It’s wrapped in leaves and buried in coals to be slow cooked for a day or two
>>152747931>I did notice you changed the type of file name you usually useOk show it. Where else have I posted >>152747696 this pic before? How about you stand by your words?
>>152746540Texans defense isn't fraudulent, but their offense is omega ass. I could see a 2015 broncos run though
>>152747961that’s not true at all
>>152747955okay but this is cheering on a bunch of felon niggers that despise you for being white giving each other CTE general
>>152747961>>152747979Even BBQ chains all have sausage in FL.
>>152747961They have sausage on the menu at your mom's house.
>>152747848> seething Brooklyn faggot
>>152747996
>>152747963Sure, this is the file type you normally usedhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152720388/#q152720972https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152628487/#q152629351This is how you got caught lying about not saying Minshew is better than Mahomes, so you changed the file type, which I perceived immediately because I’m not a retard like you.
lol
Boutta make some home made gabbagool once the weather changes
>this is Cooper DeJean's gf and she's literally twenty (20) years older than himgross. he can get literal 10/10s but went for an old hag
>>152748008he chased down his first fap then wifed her up
All Chiefs haters are the same.
manning won a sb with this team what a gawd
>>152748008>cena's sloppy secondsholy grimola
>>152748008>Dating some literal wrassler muscle mommyInsane, but I respect the coom game.
>>152747879>this is an anime websiteWhy do you guys still propagate this lie? 4chan was never an anime website.
>>152748004Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek poopoo mutthomes
>>152748001>never actually posted the image you said I repostedNice try though, kek. Btw, that's image hash you retard
Poptarts
which team will give him the HC job?
Literally is an anime website THOUGH
>>152748048I didn’t say you posted that specific image retard, I said you changed the way you name your files. You can’t even read
A poptart is a sandwich you can use to make another sandwich. A truly Lynchian food.
>>152748008DEJEAN IS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>152746558It's crazy to think that fight probably cost their family tens of millions of dollars. I would really like to know what she said to him but whatever it was it wasn't worth it
>>152748064boys
>>152748070Anyone who wants to post on 4chan should be forced to declare their allegiance one of three ways before they're allowed to use the site.
>>152747997KEK>he thinks i live in yuppie infested brooklynsuch a tourist. could you even locate staten on a map? You dumb fucking cowboy
>>152748027Kek
>>152748045/b/ used to be anime/random and that was from the very beginning. They even used to have a loli board as well before it was quarantined on /b/
Cmon let’s be honest, we’ve all dragged a woman by her hair into an elevator then beat the piss out of her then evaded charges due to wealth and fame.
>>152748045>>152748091for me, it's /z/
Why didn't Kareem hunt get cancelled?
>>152748103Why didn’t his brother Mike? Oh I know, feminism.
You know what, I kinda trust this Jaxson Dart kid
Gay
straight
>>152748114you shouldn't
>>152748071Maybe I misread it but at least I'm not a schizo retard who thinks everyone who criticizes golden boy is the same person
>>152748007How do I get gabbaghoul in missouri? I asked the deli at price cutter and they looked at me funny. Only white people live around me.
>>152748103He did, that's why the only team he could go to was the Browns. Then people forgot who he was and remembered getting canceled isn't real so now he's back with the chiefs.
>>152748089Union fag ferry rider
>>152748095This but replace wealth and fame with diagnosed schizophrenia
>>152748087I can't choose between Asuka and Misato
>>152748140So pathetic
>>152748095First of all, it was a cabana sort of thing and not an elevator.
>>152746708They just hired Petrino as OC. UNC should sneak in as a WC next year.
>>152746908Are you the trip fag who was making the power rankings by compiling votes from anons earlier this season?
>>152748001His typing style is different though?
>>152748190Is he the one that fucked little boys ir the one that fucked the falcons?
>>152748140Your entire shtick is avatarfagging with your off-topic tranime folder and blogposting some retarded contrarian take about Mahomes, doesn’t take a genius to know when you’re posting lol. >*scurrying sounds intensify*
>>152748230Do you even know what avatarfagging is? Because it definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
James Cameron is the king of the avatar fags
>>152748250It’s when you post a characteristic image so that everyone knows who you are. Which because you’re retarded, you do while expecting to also be able to deny you were the one who made the posts in the past kek
>>152747996heh
>>152748256T2>T1>poopoo>shit>titanic>stepping in shit>avatar>Saturday night live>aids>all his other movies
>>152748217Falcons. You’re thinking of Jerry Sandusky.
>>152748008She debuted in the WWE when he was 5 lol
>>152748267In this case it's just anime images. So I guess everyone who posts an anime picture in this thread thinks that Minshew is better than Mahomes. Gotcha
>>152748286You don't know what I'm thinking glowie, your mind deliverance system doesn't work.
>>152748291she's paying alimony and child support to her abusive ex too
>>152748282>Aliens and True Lies at the bottomyou are retarded
>>152748294No, it’s a whole routine, as I already described. Clearly you’re just going to keep scurrying, lying and refusing to stand on business so I’ll let you claim what you want. Just know you’re a retarded coward with 0 redeeming qualities
>>152748310sounds like a real keeper
>>152748087You literally think that Minshew is better than Mahomes, your opinion is discarded
>>152746459who's this guy?
>>152748312If you want aliens move to Cali and chop your dick off faggot
Why don’t any of the players draw funny eyebrows with their eye black?
>>152748332Eagles legend
>>152747023>tfw Prussians
>>152747061Guy. Stop pretending like geography matters in this retarded country. I live in a state famous for its coastlines and I guarantee you 95% of the people here have no clue what those names refer to
>>152748327Whatever you say schizo
>>152747023Mahomes to St. Helena
>>152747721Oh look the Mahomes Schizo is back
>>152748341Like this? Idk, doesnt seem that intimidating
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