Rick /hoc/chet edition.old: >>152737803
first for macky
it's time nuckbros
Excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey one last time this year!
Dickie Tocchet he's got flow you can tell he lets it ride on the wheel
>>152746631How is it that these dopes who own the NJ Devils manage to keep acquiring pro sports franchises when every single one of their teams stink
>>152746662Satanic connections
>>152746662when you have money, you can buy anything. The Blitzer ownership might be the most pathetic one to get owned by, since its clear they only care for profits.
>>152746641Dude he just goes and goes and fucking goes and gets in the game in the nitty and gritty and this kid lemme tell ya here... holy shit
>>152746642This is why he doesn't let you people win anything.
>>152746684>(((Blitzer))) you are owned by kikes, goyim
>>152746696it was an elbow to the head, that's deserving of a PP
>>152746641The top dog for Canadian Sports radio Bryan Hayes says Celebrini is working his way into Hart Trophy contention over McDavid and MacKinnon.
>>152746651HOOF
>>152746715it's within reach for him
>>152746696https://youtu.be/u2mYJ-5c4IY
>>152746713Matheson ruined Pettersshit's career before it even started, he deserves every elbow to the head.
the man looks tired.
>>152746715It's more that McDavid and MacKinnon splitting the Art Ross and Rocket would allow Celebrini to sneak up the middle as long as his totals stay close-ish and the Sharks make the playoffs
>>152746715if he keeps going this way he'll deserve it
I can't decide who I like more. Suzuki, Caulfield, Demidov, or Slafkovsky.
>>152746631he can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc
>>152746757what's a girl to do
>>152746715He's literally the only thing keeping MY San Jose Sharkies :) from being at rock bottom.Colorado and Edmonton could at least be functional without Mc and Mac.
>>15274675733 points for that little ziglet. 2-3 more years he's gonna be a beat
>>152746782Go for the E.M.
>>152746782gangbang them all and then accuse them of rape
>>152746800Why can’t the accused players sue her for destruction of career and loss of income?
>>152746813because #believeALLwomen
>>152746800we don't ignore Scorey Perry here
>turn on an ahl stream>female commentator>immediately uses the word "carom"and i'm out
>>152746830I don’t believe all women
>>152746861He caroms out of the thread
>>152746813I wish they could
not a good start for the flylels
nouna stroke in which the cue ball strikes two balls successively.verbmake a carom; strike and rebound.
>>152746861I know that word only from Battlestar Galactica
Assuming both Robertson and Keller don't make the team the USA is leaving the 3rd and 4th highest American scorers from the past two years at home. The only players that have outscored those two are Connor and Eichel.If all of Robertson, Keller, DeBrincat, Caufield, and Tage aren't on the team then they are leaving off 5 of the 10 highest American scorers from the past two years.
>>152746861I had to look up that term
>>152746935fuck off nerd
>>152746935can we still win bronze?
that was a great hop by the ref there in the corner
>>152746943Bill Guerin you suck
>>152746861I love a "carom" and a "slalom"
>>152746813because of beta males and the rest of canadian society should have told her to shut up and have her case laughed out of court
>Jason "but can he check" Robertson's numbers since being left off the four nations roster. 97 games played, 53 goals, 58 assists, 111 points, +21 rating.
>>152746979That’s what did happen but the damage was done. They should’ve sued her for all she has.
>>152746963I like it when outcomes don't make a ton of sense so USA gold + Wild cup would be extremely funny, everyone would have to pretend this guy is a genius for years
My penguins (:
clean or nah?
When I was 19, I was learning basic economics
>>152747008It's Mike Matheson, who cares
>>152746963cope
>>152747008OJ
>>152746987He was also the only Star that showed up against Edmonton
>>152746992>USA gold + Wild cupHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152747038guerin fucking hates asians so it doesn't matter
>>152746892still haven't gotten back into it from the xmas break
>>152746893what about a stroke in which two balls strike a disabled veteran's ass at once
>>152747008He knew what he was doing but he also knows that the NHL won't suspend him right before the Winter Classic
This.Is.Everything.
>>152747062ok we back now :)
>>152746989women are so cancerous they still believe her along with the malicious beta orbiters the females have they should they should also publicly shame her, i dont know who she actually is and thats a bad thing considering what happened to the hockey players
>>152747017I really don't think he's ready for something as intensive as the Olympics. He's going to get the fuck pummeled out of him and come back beat to shit. Can't say I'm too thrilled about it as a >shorksfag.
>>152747068I believe that's called a budone
>>152747116olympics is pussy ass hockey no fighting allowed
>>152747116Crosby will be a good mentor to him
>>152747116horvat will be his bodyguard
>>152747147Crosby "mentored" him at IIHF Men's and they got KWAB'd by the fucking Danes.
>>152747116Americans coping because they know they are going to ice a shit team
>>152747147and in return celebrini will keep old man crosby from falling over and breaking a hip
crosbys taking celebrini to little st james more like fuckin queers those two
>>152747171Americans (like the 4 nations) SHOULD have won based on the goalie situation alone. But they put in Helleybust over Otter and that was that.
real back and forth action here in the nucks flyers game. back and for and back and forth. this way and the other way, and then back again. offense defense offense defense
>>152747186cute :3
>>152747229or they should've just taken care of business against canada?
>>152747251Hard to do that when your goalie chokes like a BITCH
>>152747229We should have never trusted that mental midget
Too many companies are using AI.
>>152747096the disco ball makes it queery
>>152747263They were up in the third. The goalie is irrelevant.
Honestly discovering /hoc/ around the time carter hart was charged made me completely disavow women altogether. I regret losing my virginity to one.
>>152747251they'd have probably won if they had quinn hughes and also kyle connor in place of injured tkachuk
Give it to me straight bros...do the Sabres have a chance at winning against the Stars tomorrow in Dallas?
>>152747276Shame you didn't have a heated rivalry with one of your teammates
the olympics should have more rules imposed to make it fair. canada has like a 98% chance to win this year. one rule idea i have is, your top 6 can only have a certain amount of points in a certain amount of games, so you cant just slam in mackinnon mcdavid celebrini and score 10 goals a game. you have to play smart and pick and choose, only one 1C just like most other countries
>>152747265Agreed. I miss the days of high quality art
>>152747273Looks like you should go coach the team bud. You know everything now that the game is concluded and you know the outcome.
>>152747283yes but it's small small like my benis
>>152747291Back in my youth playing career whenever my team was getting blown out the opposing teams coach would make some rules like every player has to touch the puck before you score or only 3 goals max per player.
>>152747265I can't believe they replaced jake oettinger's face with charlie kirk
whats dyngus night?
>>152747290Probably I do have gay tendencies when I’m having a manic episode.
>>152747344Ok, those Kirk edits are funny.
Huomenta but the opposite
what if for the olympics they just dont use goalies turn the nets around and play posties
>>152747291Why do you think they have a 98% chance? You think Binner is gonna go full smash ball again? I doubt it. Americans are more hungry for the win than the Canadians. It's pretty obvious.
>>152747291>We're all so shit they should handicap the nations that are actually good at hockey because abloo bloo bloo we suck so bad it's unfair I'm going to cry on the internet about Canada and the United States when they gape the shit out of us
>>152747366what if instead of hockey it was a spit swapping makeout sesh
>>152747383some years it's both on the women's side
>>152747276No. You can't go full resentful incel mode. There are good girls out there who would be good to you, you just have to believe.
>>152747393bedard is a good girl
>>152747402im bricked
tyson barrie is a gem
>>152747383Crosby and McDavid would take Gold no sweat. They're in 10 leagues above the rest there
>>152747430The Canucks are lucky to go from Iain MacIntyre to Tyson Barrie as intermission analysts.
Spit swapping is disgusting
This was the ontologically evil town in the mighty ducks movies
>>152747378>>152747379the US has exactly 0% chance to win. i think they're incredibly overrated. also it would be a complete disaster for the IIHF if a hostile nation is able to win. i personally dont even think they should be allowed to compete given the ruzzian-connection from the current administration but thats water under the bridge. i think canada and sweden are the best teams this year but i think canada is far, far better to the point where its not even a contest. i just hope it all ends with celebrini skating a lap in a dimmed out arena alone with the audience just watching him, cheering for the youngster who has just won gold, and out comes some swedish player and they just start making out
>>152747276I think you are in the wrong gennywe believe EM here
>>152747402I like coleen caufield myself
>>152747458>my dress is not a yesokay but what about the part where she was laying on the bed, naked, and calling everybody in the room pussies for not fucking her (pussy)? is that a yes?
>>152747430really wanted the avs cast to pick him up
Not guilty doesnt mean innocent.
>>152747447oh yeah. and they've had top tier commentators in shorthouse, garrett, and before them jim fucking hughson
>>152747458cancer
>>152747455that's dumb, everyone would just bet on Canada and make a ton of money if what you are saying is true
>>152747490Grow a pair. Your ancestors all raped each other to procreate. It's just how it is.
>>152747476my guy carter shart couldn't even get hard in front of the boys
AI will be great for growing the game. when will the first game spectated, commentated, and played by AI take place?
>>152747523/hoc/ brahs can't come on consent
>>152747402I'd put Connorette's feed behind her ears
>>152747574>Connorette's feedFormerly Chuck's
>>152747574>feedfeet*typing fast is cool
Lotta incels here that haven’t had sex
>>152747597are there some incels here who have?
>>152747597I’m just trying to follow Crosby’s path to success.
>>152747610You can become an incel at any time
Just like the Islanders.
>>152747597
>>152747597post bodycount
>>152747523she was probably nasty anyways
>>1527476330 but Atleast I don’t hate women for it lol y’all are sad little incels
>>152747633about 100, 98% prostitutes
>blackcawks in charge of shootout
ray, I don't think you're allowed to scratch, claw, and bite people on the ice
the world needs skanks and sluts. It's just the way it is. God bless em is what I say.
>>152747674mine is 11 and i hate modern women more than any incel ever could if you actually had experience with them you'd understand but seeing as you're a virgin you don't have the slightest clue
>>152747709they should at least not be fat though
>>152747758Correct
>>152747709damn straight anon
>>152747756I hate like 90% of women but really like the ones I like.
I like shania twainand marina
>>152747862achievable natty?
>>152747881Scottish greek milkers
scaaarrrrrrr
>cantpucks
Come on Canucks I’ve had a bad year, don’t let it end like this.
grrrrrrrrr I just hate Canadians grrrrrrrrrrrr
it can't be canadian cock o'clock...
>>152747958Yeah, it'd be terrible to lose the last game of the year at home, wouldn't it?
>>152748092Our whole entire country was built from seething about the USA.
>>152748170wrong, it was built from beaver pelts
>>152748168nobody care about your gay team or gay place Jesus tits your existence is a mistake
>>152748165i can't get any pussy because all the women i meet are canadian cock concubines....
>>152748197here pretty quick you're gonna have to start charging me rent anon
>>152748184....that the Brits stole from the French settlers.
>>152748168I'm sorry. That's the shitty part of hockey. You cannot triumph without the misery of others.
>>152748184i need to get a pet beaver
>>152748218Same saar, same
root against the kraken and mammoth
My god, the Canucks are so ass this season.
>>152748287I was convinced they were playoff bound...
>>152748238somebody had to win, and thank gary for the loserpoint
>>152748275
>>152748287>lose to the oilers in the second round>implode and lose your american stars within two yearsA couple such cases!
>>152747881you couldnt pull her if you were pinning 500 every other day
>>152748287to think.. if the events at the pumpkin patch never happened that one fateful fall afternoon.. the canucks would never be in this mess
>>152748352Very true. Next up, Leafs. Do what you do best tree!
>4:20 into the 3rd
>>152748445ah ah 420 the boomer 67 <3
woah trb is that you?
>>152748502how do i prove it?
boeser is on pace for the worst season of his careerwhy did he re-sign
>>152748557just keep acting like a 45iq braindead retard
>>152748583idk bud i only follow beast divvy
>>152748593good its not me
>>152748593Unc is signing his posts
I'm watching the mussolini show but everyone looks the same i'm growing italianblind
>>152748621that doesn't even make aense
>>152748583Boeser is a good example of how if a player can't carry the puck through the neutral zone and also can't forecheck he's utterly useless, regardless of the rest of his skills.
>>152748638That's cuz bro is making dollars instead.
hey bros
>>152748676hey man check this out
>>152748287Pettershit killed the team
Has anyone here experimented with practicing Religious belief in an effort to have their team win? I used to think I was super smart for being an atheist but every sports team I’ve ever cheered for has always lost and I’m starting to think it is related to my lack of spiritual connection.
>>152748695
>>152748746No. Don't do that. Hard reality you'll learn is that God doesn't care who wins the sports game. If he did it's not like you'd ever get the answer cause the whole point is to find out as the spectator. Now black magic? Maybe.
>>152748746personally no, but hasbs are a religion i québec
>>152748751>make a comment on reddit>it gets 150 upvotes>make a comment on /hoc/>some autist faggot calls me a raped bitchI've seen the light
>>152748813>t. raped bitch
>>152748813"Not guilty" doesn't mean "not gay"
LolCanucksLmao even
>>152748911it's not fucking funny.
>>152748942Imagine being like "Aaaahhhhhh we're canadian we don't even have a single good hockey team!!! aaahhhh"
>>152748971The Habs would like to have a word with you
>>152748942Beta ass nip later apologized for this. Shouldn't have bent the knee and remained based.
>>152748971>we don't even have a single good hockey teamI'd say we have at least one good team.
>>152748971When the directive is to sell hockey to goyim (You), the canadian teams are to be stripped of all talent in favor of the sunbelt. You goyim lap it up like pigs at the trough.
>>152748999the defense situation is dire
>>152748971you dont get it yank, destroying your own city over a bunch of millionaires losing in puckluck is sovl! 1993 doesnt matter but at the same time it matters so much that we're gonna fuck shit up unless we win!
>American jokes about Canada once>Gets free (you)sIt's that easy
>>152748971
>>152749046The 2011 were absolutely sovl and I'm not going to let a euro tell me otherwise.
>>152748813reddit is nice but i'm banned from r/habs/, r/nhl/ and r/hockey/
>>152749080What got you banned, lad?
how can you even hate canada if you like hockey it doesn't make sense
>Canadians would rather be on redditNo comment
>>152749080Retard
>>152749097By that logic you can't hate the USA if you like baseball
>>152749097Cause Canada is a gay nation of socialist retards with a society so up its own ass in an inferiority complex with big bro and they're too stupid to even understand that they're being replaced by those same socialist faggots that run the government. and its cold and desolate as shit
>>152749123baseball fucking sucks
>>152749097My dad is a lifelong habs fan from toronto who hates french people. Like HATES. I once bought him an a dvd if the rocket richard biopic movie, and he thew a shitfit on christmas day when he put it on and it was a french movie with english subtitles.
>>152749132huh?
>>152749095various thingsthey're so sensitivei got banned from r/habs/ and r/flyers/ for shit posting in r/flyers/
> Was told by a very reliable source that Matthew Schaefer will not be on the Canadian Olympic rosterThank god
>>152749149Yeah, of course you know nothing about your own government. Stupid goy.
>>152749142dis à ton père que je l'aime tellement que je caresse sa femme pour lui
>>152749161I doubt you'd be able to tell me how a bill is passed in this country without looking it up.
>>152749157any news about /ourguy/ sammy making it?
>>152748980To thank me?
habs are gonna resign patrik laine and im gonna laugh as he crashes the whole rebuild with no survivors epic ep40 vancouver style
>>152749166I don't speak latin. My father never taught me.
>>152749167>Um, muh country isn't a socialist hellhole because you're stupid
>>152749227To be frank trb I don't think you'd be able to tell me how it works in your country either.
>>152749215nah, he's getting traded to the west for picks
>>152749215i believe in lainehabs. together. strong.
>>152749237>Resports to calling me his bogeymenGeg.
>>152749215>ep40 vancouver styleWhat is Petterssons reputation in Sweden like? I have to imagine many are embarrassed to admit they are his countrymen.
>>152749215that guy is literally not needed at all he can go play Arc Raiders or whatever he's doing
>>152749215Hans are going to dump him at the deadline. They dont need him
>>152749272Produce one good team then talk to me.
laine married Jordan and they play fortnite together
>>152749142Do you know what brings the hate?
>>152749285Wow I really wondered why cantadian hockey was slipping.
>>152749215he hasn't earned a big contract there and it's impossible to fuck up a franchise from the position of depth scorer. You have him for another year or two and he sucks, oh no, like they were going to be a dynasty
"trb" reminds me of how mother fuckers still keep bringing up Lee despite the fact he doesn't even use the site anymoreWhat I'm getting at is that fuckers here have an unhealthy obsession with a guy who most likely doesn't use this thread anymore
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRF
>>152749239he can save the canucks and also become their captain
>>152749157Why?
>>152749278Literally the 4 Nations team last year that put you in your place.
>>152749306>>152749310>>152749313All we are trying to do is help improve your sport.. and all you do is poop on our porch, Why?
>>152749306>What I'm getting at is that fuckers here have an unhealthy obsessionlet me stop you right there and you'd be right about everybody
>>152749322nta but I think we'd have too many younglings
i have an unhealthy obsession with the qt korean girl at work whose chair i sniff
best goalers
>>152749330Sir, I'm white
>>152748999horvatbaby horvat
>>152749306Do you fucking take medication? If not you should be on something, seriously this is fucked
>>152749368horvat wilson marchand are the forwards for the PK
>>152749373>Dosen't know who Lee isLolLmao even
this is one of my favourite images
>>152749391his expression always reminds me of this
>>152749368Really, really excited if this pick turns out to be true. A good Canadian kid gets to play for gold!
>>152749330late night /hoc/ m8>heads up
>>152749410>both parents have NCT>both kids look retarded before they can walkgrim
mack dog
>>152749448whats nct?
>>152749563youre better not knowing
>>152749344Better than the old shitters besides Crosby
What happened to the fucker who was posting the "official nhl dogshit list" or whatever.
>>152749786i guess his team ended up on the list
official list of who gives a fuck:0
>>152749786Due to Gary's endless expansion the quality of the league has watered down and all the teams are now dogshit.
>AAAHHHHH IS THAT A BOTTOM TEAM IN THE LEAGUE... WELLL HOLY FUCK... AAAHHHH NOOOOPO WE CAN'T BEAT THEM HOLD ON TEAM
>>152749841We VILL get more sunbelt expansion teams, um you VILL like it.
>Both West wildcards would be at the bottom of the East
>>152749886Thanks for noticing again
>>152749886The Western Conference is much tougher since there aren't any shit teams to pick up points from the way the top teams in the East do.
>>152749909I would thin yer talking hockey. But then I seen yer flag.
>when you beat bad teams that means theyre bad so it doesnt count / makes you bad>when you lose to good teams that means youre good because theyre goodmake it make sense
>>152749909>aren't any shit teams
I object to that, my nuckies are certified shit
my habsies are forklift certified
>>152749986no man can pick up a pile of shit that large without hydraulics
>>152749986How in the hell does it happen that the french canadians the most hated canadians are noow the best team in the league?
spent $50 for underwear and socks
>>152750017I misspoke I meant the only good canadian from who the fuck gives a shit in the league
>>152750022new for (you) or pre worn from >her
>>152750191what do coaches do anyway?/hoc/ can self manage itself
>>152750174if it was a "her" it'd be double if not triple fucken dumb bitches
the kitties were shit for so long. then won 2 cups. they deserve this winter classic. i will watch it, and you will too. and you will be grateful.
>>152750197...how do you usually think someone rea ts to getting something thrown at them?
>>152750280shan't
Yzerplan_apology_form.jpeg
>>152750197>>152750288You guys are two stupid questions away from getting tossed... Put up a real canadian team.... I don't care how. Just do it or get the fuck out of /hoc/
>>152750280I hate that Gary made the Winter Classic on January 2nd. I would always watch hungover on New Years Day but otherwise there's no point in watching an outdoor game if there's no snow.
>adam fox isnt goin to make team usa
>>152750316when are they announcing rosters bud
>>152750308gary pussed out of going head to head with the nba and the nfl on christmas and he pussed out of going against literal teenagers in the cfp quarters on new years day. garys a sore throbbing pussy
Gary should put it on the 3rd. Disabled women's hopscotch is on the 2nd and the nhl must know its place
>>152750374that does sound like a good time
>>152750335OHHH!!! that's the boss of this league!
