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ty for link
any good fights so far?
any of you fucked a jap bitch?
>>152750528Nah you'll get sex lotus
>”and handed the mic to basedjak”
>>152750560I did. Incredible pussy and submissive+nasty. She used to lick her pussy juice off my fingers and wanted to make out for like 90% of the fuck. also rimmed my hairy asshole
>When you have an intermission but decide to wait until it's over to do your gay fucking reitrement ceremonies
>>152750553A few. Mixed bag so far. Some good heems and some snoozers. Very long intermissions which kinda kills the pacing and otherwise good atmosphere.>>152750560Yuh
using this cause it's first and we should recycle anyway, no offence to the other threads
cute lotus
UFC is woke confirmed
>content that goes against the woke worldnani?!
>>152750594mine is significantly superior
>>152750563damn is that a grown up kanna or am i faceblind?>>152750585ummm retirements are essential to the program you ingrate. you wanna see your favorite fighter retired off air? huh?? do ya???
i'd fuck kate lotus up the arse desu
jesus wtf happened to yaman
bruh nigga fuck off don't do the dogeza humiliation ritual we want to watch some fights nigga
I'm off to shower
Can we get the doctors in the ring? Can we hear their thoughts and opinions? Cuz obviously we aint here for the fights
All due respect but the wmma champ has a real mong jaw. She'd sub me in 5 minutes no doubt
RENA WILL SHEEM
rena sexual tummy and toes
I used to really dislike kleber but I think the way he harassed the pitbull brothers is really funny and it made me like him.>>152750606sorry b, we can do that one next.
>>152750632walled, lotus looks cuter
All this for a fucking Koike fight
>>152750455hell yeah brother, nye rizin is always kino>>152750462it's been a while for sure, COVID was 6 years ago anon...>>152750468i'm doing great brother, no longer employed but made plenty of money in my previous job to pull my family away from poverty. and it feels good to no longer be a neet and be in control of my own destiny
>>152750632she won't, seika is the greatest champ in the sport right now.
>>152750626that time of the month already?
who we supporting in the gaijin-off bros?
I was told rena was after the break
>>152750655take a wild guess
this meng a brazza? oh hell naw
>>152750638That's fucking awesome mate, great to hear
>female cutmanHARAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>152750656after this fight.
>>152750655Kleber is half jap.
What is raisin
>>152750679honestly?that's none of your business
>>152750640nigga ik you didn't just some some sheemlet the greatest champ in the sport of mma. have a modicum of respect for your own manhood
I feel like Clever Cuck gonna get heemed by a lucky punch
>>152750560no ive only had sex with black women
>>152750687Who's going to tell him?
We finna find out once and for all if brazzas can succeed in rizin rules or not
>>152750703nah kleber is bummy
oh god herzoggy
>>152750703always thought that argument was retardedif poofc had grounded knee rules Khabib would be even more dominant
ufc cant come back soon enough holy shit
>>152750687just a fact, in a relative sense no champ has a more impressive resume, she's totally emptied her division across all promotions. obviously shaydullaev and ilia are better in an absolute sense.
this bum is hue tony the flushed version
Koike vs Kron Gracie is the fight to make
>>152750703the champ in their strongest division is already a kyrgyzstani
kleber is ryan hall-coded
Clever Cuck is washed up
>>152750715it's not just the grounded knees, you really need the ring, yellow cards, stomps, soccer kicks and full fight judging as wellPRIDE had plenty of wrestlefuckers and it wasn't as overwhelming of a game plan as it is in a cage with unified rules. And they could even use wrestling shoes
>>152750728Central asians are not brazzas
idk if this store-brand dagi can beat kleber kike
post rena's sisters
only real ones will remember Vitaly whatever happened to that doo
>>152750720jesus christ stop being so retardedshe weighs 95 lbs and is fighting GIRLSshaydullaev is a literal whoman you fucking fanboys are dumb as shit. I know for a fact you can't bench your own body weight
>>152750748he's going to prison in the philippines
>>152750743shut up faggot
>>152750743idk, neither are azerbaijanis then
>>152750755alright I hope he wins now
BRAZZABROS????????????
Oh it's tight-
>shoot on a BJJ guy with Michelle Waterson level striking What did he mean by this?
Tony vs Khabib bum retards version
this card has been very mid. rizin needs to make like 20 new signings and freshen things up
Joe rogan would have creamed his pants over that sub attempt
BJJ expert vs just get up
>>152750778joe rogan is no longer allowed to travel to japan
Koikek is beyond shit, how has this retard not heemed him yet
rizin lost its soul. this shit is lame
KINOOOOOOO
>>152750786what happened to Shrek anyway?
bjj isnt real
>>152750794Joe rogan is that you?
koike is winning unironically
>>152750795think he retired he was like 40 here anyway
a stoppable fake sport sub spammer vs a moveable lay and prayer
Zog actually pulled them up
Azerbaijani Chandler
>getting taken down by a doo who was lying on his back a second agoHOLY CAN
superior ruleset, zero reason for that to be illegal in poofc
rizin better cancel that second intermission as a way of apologizing for this poor showing so far. there's been like 1 good fight
>>152750786Shrek fights were 1000% kino, absolutely neanderthal strength, ogre rage screams, ring girls scared of being next to him, so fucking based
klebeeer
I really enjoyed that softcore porno (lie)
brazzas refuted
>"I don't know what way these referees will go"how could this be ambiguous to damien?
>>152750589are you the swedebro that used to box?
>UNANIMOUSBASED JUDGEScorrect decision
time to get the old mengster out for Rena
brazza would of won in poofc
finally we'll get some rena tummy, toes and thighs
Can a rizin judge score a fight a draw?
Anshul Jubli would be a contender in RIZIN. Let that sink in.
>>152750845Nah Spike Carlyle was a better meme can than anshul and he got BTFO out of rizin
>>152750845keep dreaming saar
rena's stinky farts
rena's bamhole must be so tight.
>>152750845don't you fucking dare
>>152750853idk he's 4-3 in jmma and jubli might be better>>152750857don't act like rizin is some high bar cletus. look what happened to kai asakura after coming over. he's their GOAT
Crema in renas vagena
RENA RAPE INC
IT'S TIME
how many seconds will rena resist against the wrestlefucking that is coming to her
why do you guys like Rena so much? a million girls on jav look better and show more
>>152750890She fight simple as
>>152750890why would i like a filthy porn whore that takes a thousand tiny japmengs on camera and not a cute sheemster
>>152750890I don't even like her, it's just funny that she's going to get bullied and raped to death
>>15275088820 seconds max unless she summons the ghost of prime crocop
I have never found any mma fighter sexually attractive ever
inb4 Rena does the Mengvidal and kneems Seika into the shadow realm in the opening
I want Izawa to break Khabibs record
>>152750890simp era
this pacing is shit, back to their old ways
Rena is so fucking hot ...
>>152750920the bong borders the simp/murderer line
For me, it’s Seika
Seika "Lantern Jaw" Izawa
>>152750898it's the most honorable way to end your career as a JMMA fighter
>>152750923kate lotus mogs her but for this card, yeah, she's hot
>>152750919what record does khabib have?
'Mirin seika's jaw
>>152750874Jubli is not even remotely UFC level Spike at least got a win or 2.
Rena's unconscious body about to be put on the zog's schaubcamat least she's a real one and won't tap
WMMA :IWMMA Japan :O
>>152750936The whole 29-0 thing?
Licking Rena's sweaty crotch after a 15 minute grappling session
>>152750947Yes
rena is too old for this shit she should have kids already preferably with me
>>152750949have sex just once in your life and you'll never think about wanted to eat sweaty dirty pussy again unless you're mentally fucked like mike adriano
>>152750947JWMMA has cute sheemers
>>152750957
I miss kate lotus...
>>152750948eh, khabibs first many wins shouldn't even count as pro rules.
if your sports book takes it bet everything against rena rn bros trust me
>>152750967his early wins include Eldar Eldarov and Ali Bagov, who went on to have great careers and would mangle most Jap twinks. not his fault nobody wanted to fight him. he also only became more dominant as the lights got brighter
>>152750962she's still around isn't she?
someone please ping me when the wmma is over. taking a quick nap
>>152750957wmma. what is the draw? you like women, but want to see them get the shit beat out of them, in lackluster ways? Tell me how they are getting better. I love hearing how women are "evolving" like a tim elliott wouldnt knock them the fuck out
this bitch looks like the chud meme the uglier woman ALWAYS wins
wmma is always awful lets not lie
>>152750979in 2 round promotions with no elbows allowed lol.
>>152750979your homosexuality is showing
>>152750984set the timer for 20 minutes
>>152750982yeah shhhhhh relax bro she's in my bed, don't make too much noise, she's chilling, she doesn't really like to watch the heems
>dickriding khabib at 3 am on new years eve
unheemable chin, hongman choi-esque
>>152750993most seika fights are entertaining actually, but I guess if you're someone that thinks all grappling is equally boring it won't hit.
lest be honest Rena is gonna get SHEEM
>>152750994elbows weren't allowed in PRIDE ever and still aren't always used in RIZIN. not the point you want to make while shilling for this mediocre slopalso, what you didn't respond to but know is that he only became more dominant over time
There's Women's Atomweight Sumo?
>>152750834That doesn't narrow it down very much. Probably not the anon.I've boxed/taught boxing, yeah. Competed mainly in kickboxing and still competing in BJJ.
>>152750955>mike adrianoNothing wrong with that
>>152751001muzzies don't drink b just another day for him
>>152751001>having a conversation about mma is dickridingnot my fault you're an impotent chud seething about someone who's different from you and dominated the sport this general is dedicated to
>>152751009I wasn't making the case that khabib isn't good, now was I?
how long will this go, seika scholars?wanna know if i should edge my meng or get ready to heem it early in the first
Rena needs to do AV already
rena shook as fuck
any word on if they've announced any events for March? gonna be in japland then and i wanna see rizinkino live
>>152751021could go to decision desu. she's very dominant but that doesn't mean she's some super finisher.
>>152751020you were attempting to discount his record while propping up random untested rizin champs. just keeping it real playa!
Rena getting KO in 4 seconds screenshot this
>>152751031I'll dismiss that he his unbeaten run is notable, doesn't mean I dismiss him as a fighter
>>152751013That's awesome, anon. Best of luck on your journey.
R E N AYONA
ITS PERSONAL
izawa lookin a little okinawan if you knowmsayn
holy shit
>>152751038you can discount it but it makes little sense considering he did even better against higher level comp
OOOOOHHHHH
LMAO
>>152751050how is that related?
big drama fight
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHdenmark you gotta kill yourself after this one
wmma iq is fucking insanexionan did the exact same thing with jandiroba and lost the fight because of it
RENABROS?
only rena could lose from that advantage
>>152751059it just holds very little weight to subjectively discount early fights of a fighter who dominated at the highest levels of the game. it's like not counting some of Karelin or Saitiev's early wins or low seed wins, or not counting Mayweather or Usyk or Ali's early fights. the pro record is always earned in full when the fighter shows greatness from beginning to end
Rena is a good employee she does what the boss needs her to do. Now enjoy retirement and go make babies
rena is so retarded
ROUND 1 FOR RENA
insanely stupid from rena. I kinda get it though they probably drilled really hard that rena shouldn't follow her to the matt. why not soccer kick?
>>152750955I think you're the one that's mentally fucked honestly
does rena have big titties? hard to tell. could go either way in that top with a sports bra
Rena is such a cute IQlet
That 1 round was better than all ufc wmma of 2025
I recant my earlier post wmma japan is kino
RENATAN PEREIRA WILL HEEM
Essentially Diaz vs Daley
>>152751086>tfthat's rich
sheem tappy
RIP BOZO
Sheem tappy
FUCK
TAPPU
disgracefurr
>locks out moisture, seals in freshnesslet schiavello commentate poofc instead of DC
>GOOD NIGHT IRENE! GOOD NIGHT IRENE!!!>the fighter is wide awake
low ass fight iq
I feel like she could have gotten out of that gilly
weili would sheem this rocky dennis lookin bitch
Rena you fucking bum kek
18-0 undefeated undisputed alhamdullilah
i have never seen rena look good but she always looks goodthawlts
>>152751118>>152751124>>152751085Rena is spiritually Brazilian
Seika was saved by her giant chin
what a fucking retard
what's with Japan luring 50 year old fighters for humiliation rituals
she summoned prime crocop for 5 seconds kek, man how is Rena still getting this murked on the groundrip
>RENA’s finishing instincts
what else is left on this card
don't tell me we're getting another intermission
It's Renover.
>>152751133she's 34.
What should she have done differently?
I fucked both of them btwthe ring girls too
>>152751148that's even worse. that's about 60 in girl years
>>152751039Ah, no. Thanks, but I'm an old man already. I just compete because it's fun and I need something to counter-balance my alcoholism. Competitions gives you something to focus on and stay straight n narrow. Might even fuck around and do an MMA bout or two.I dreamt about weighing in last night but I missed weight. Slightly inauspicious, but I had a good gameplan in mind.
who could possibly be next for her
>>152751148Younger than sneedchenko (37) and weili (36)
>>152751148if by 34 you mean beautiful and amazing then I agree
>>152751152she should have forced seika to stand up while she was still wobbled.
>>152751152Either follow up on Seika more viciously as soon as she dropped her or let her opponent up when she was still rocked also the gilly didn't look that deep
Rena reminds me of my ex when her weight bloated up :/
>>152751168>Either follow up on Seika more viciously as soon as she dropped herthat's not what someone with renas skills should do with seika
>>152751159That's still a journey, my man. Staying active, challenging yourself, growing through discipline and grit. Good for you. If you do take an MMA fight, just remember that the heemspirit is within you, same as Jiri.
>>152751170bruh she weighs 107lbs was your ex a child>flagoh...
>>152751139Brutal one sided matches against Sabatello and AsakuraOugikubo uncmaxxing his way to a title
>>152751152spend 10 years learning brazilian jiu jitsu and wrestle fuckingfrom me
I hope Sabatello gets slimed out for being cringe
>>152751170el singaporANO
terrible persona
bro sabatello sounds like spongebob wtf
>>152751179many such cases
>>152751177I will bomb overhands and liver kicks as I fight southpaw. I will take a pic for /heem/ next time I'm in comp.
>>152751188fuck inoue and that other inoue tony too
dis guy real italian gangster real taff guy
Sabatello won on contender series so i expect him to rape tis rice farmer
I hereby disown Danny as our representativethe only American allowed to represent us is Phil Baroni
is Danny Sabatello not the average 4chan poster irl? cannot stop shitposting and running his mouth even after getting BTFO. total lack of shame and refuses to concede despite being exposed as a retard
another cringe burger who's gonna get heemed
Sopranoschads wwa?
>>152751209He's the Colby Cuckington outside the UFC
Phil Collins bros...
>random prog rock cover done by his cousin instead of the OG Phil Collinssoulless
*enters the thread*
>>152751206Inoue was in the UFC too, he did lose to Matt Schnell tho
>>152751209I think the worst part of it is that it's just kayfabe, he isn't even being organic about it. just like colby
BASED IAQUINTAMAXXER>>152751211atleast he's not a faggot weeb
>>152751213tony soprano thinks you're a finook
>>152751217its tacky and retarded, so very on brand
peter fox remix lol wtf
is this new FOB?? Haven't heard these dudes in like 15 years
my estimation of danny sabatello as a man just fawkin plummeted
>>152751222Inoue deserves another chance. He's talented and also very handsome (no homo but you know it's true. doesn't look anything like a generic Nipponese. very aesthetic skull shape)
it's very obvious he wears the headband to hide his hairline
>>152751257he'd look great with a beard and rat tail or mullet
>Mike Brown having to travel to Japan for this can KWAB
lmao
Always hilarious for retarded gaijins to heem the home heroes, hope the gangster cringoid wins
scrambly as hell
ITALIAN GANGSTERS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SAMURAI
sneedatello
Islam needs to fight Sabatello for legacy
just love to see a big retarded back of the head elbow
Schaubatello
they're gonna be gassed asf
>average Cantender series reject vs most powerful japanese champion
i woulda hit that kimura on wrestler but the jap dont grap b
>>152751298>naoki inoue>most powerful japanese champion
Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, Sabatello
>>152751306don't tell us it's Sake Imoza after that shamefur dispray. she'd get taken to the woodshed by a retired Karate Hottie
>JOE WHY THEY GLAZIN DIS CHINEEESE DOO!!! DANNY BE CONTROLIN EM HE WINNIN JOE!!! DANNY SABATELLO WINNIN!!! HE WINNIN JOE!
made some miso nikomi udon to watch japslop mma, quite nice
Sabatello's is my favorite NY pizzeria
>>152751311is that t-ferg reference?
>>152751320Post pic
Schaubatello keeps putting himself on his own back and shartoue can't reverse.... its tawlf
italian gangster bros.......
We've seen one good fight with Yakuza wannabes dropping each other and then one icing the other. And we saw that prospect that looked good against a regional mega canOther than that this is not even close to peak Rizin NYE
>>152751323probably needed a bit more haccho miso for flavor and color, but I was worried about it being oversalted so I went a bit easyhalfway eaten so already picked most of the good stuff out of it
>>152751322Yeah. Tony put TMNT on the map. Him and Kevin Nash.
>>152751343rizin 33 is untoppable
>>152751344If you really made that, well done. Looks hearty and delicious
hes gotta listen to brown
>chin in his eye socketlmao
Gane needs to adopt the chin to eye socket heem against Tom in the rematch
Anyone else here a fan of Thai food?
KWAB RETARD he had the front headlock with him on his knees and the perfect opportunity for grounded knees and he transitions to the back with a bodylock stupid idiot
Inogay is fading but Schaubatello is a finishlet
>>152751344Looks almost like curry noodles. Would eat.
>body lock from behind >"Front headlock Danny" Thanks Mike
>>152751362Thai is arguably my favorite cuisine. Kua gling, pad kra pow, pad prik khing, drunken noodles. Fucking love the spice manI forgot the name of the dish in your pic but love that one too. The fried egg hits just right
the cheek of sabatello to call inoue boring
What. A. Fight.
Why didn't he fight like that outside the last 10 seconds? KWAB
Why did Rizin think it would be a good idea to sign this fag?
NOOOOOOO THAT'S TOO HECKING DANGEROUS THATS BASICALLY ATTEMPTED MURDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME DANA
fucking KINO finish to a real slurperkicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent need to be in the ufc right fucking now
if you could stomp would you stomp the entire time
Thousand opportunities for knees what was he thinking?
>>152751384>kicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent need to be in the ufc right fucking nowamen
>>152751380Shades of "Psycho" Sean Strickland
WHAT.
ITALIAN GANGSTER CHADS WE FUCKING WONWEEBS FUCKING BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
correct decision honestly
what a fucking retarded robbery
Inoue to ATT and then UFC, let's go
UH OH STINKY
Yuck
American excellence.
LOL
>america has a champion
Kneel, Japkeks.
LmaaaaaaoooooooInoue’s return to UFC project in utter shambles
it's because Inoue is to huwaito
MY BODY IS SHUTTING DOWN HURRY WHAT DO I DO
>>152751353thanks anon, honestly quite easy, just simmer a bunch of shit in the pot and throw in some half-cooked udon noodles to finish cooking and thicken the broth>>152751369pretty similar texture and style, nice warm slop for a cold night
>>152751371>the name of the dish in your picHaha that's just padkrapow moo kai dao. You also mentioned padkrapow. It's deffos pork and kai dao just means with an egg on top.I like when it hurts a bit and I cry.
Sabatello just needs get used to the ruleset and he can be heelkino
>>152751317It is quite funny to not hear a commentary team completely glaze sabatellos control time kek
>>152751397cope, you fags act like RIZIN judges just hate grappling and dont rate it at all, when what they actually dont rate is lay and pray, which Sabatello didn't do.
>>152751430he barely did anything though, didn't knee when he could have done it many timeshis best strikes were to the back of the head lmao
he's a shithead but i quite like him kek
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEDRIZIN needs American heel chads like PRIDE did
>>152751425Haha mak bakow nong bok boo bao bong bakai
kino way to call out a fucking can for an easy defense
>>152751425Come to USA, Swedebro. We can rest on the shores of the Indian Ocean, roll at Renzo Gracie BJJ, and eat all the Thai food our hearts desire. Maybe catch a /heem/ at a Dave & Buster's while playing air hockey with some cute girls.
Kino post fight interview, butchered Nihongo, Sabatello’s winning me over lads
>>152751377He looks very handsome here. Did he get his nose fixed and grow a thicker beard?
>>152751397>>152751430If the jap had one moment like Sabatello had at the end of the fight they would have givin it to him. But it's not 10-8 scoring it's accumulative damage over 3 rounds scoring.
Finally a fighter that doesn't slurp glorious nihongo and be a submissive goodcel. Evilchads, we have a RIZIN champ!
>there has still never been an asian male champion in mma
>Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desireooh
Who did Sabatello call out? Will the Nipponese respond positively to his unabashed, profane trash talk?
>>152751476riki fukuda. he only wants legends
Ougikubochads we got this
>>152751476the tatted up retard who heemed the other tatted up retard after a 8 minute staring match earlier on the card
>Lose Yourself in 2026automatically boyed. dgaf who it is
heeminder that Ougikubo literally lost to Tim Elliott before so tonight we find out if Motoya can be a real ufc guy or get ELLIOTTED like Asakekra
>>152751495>boying 90% of the rizin rosterBased?
>>152751449I used to live in the States in the PNW. It was fun for uni, but I'm over it.They had good gyms and lots of sluts. C tier food, though.
Lose yourself has to be the most walked out to song ever
>>152751509>*many meng starts playing*
>>152751509The opportunity comes maybe once in a lifetime for most people
praying ougi doesn't do ougi things
>>152751498>win over Pantoja >loss against Tim Elliott
>>152751505Where in the PNW? I only know about good Viet food in Seattle from my time there. Cali is def known for excellent Asian and Mexican food. NYC is the culinary mecca thoughPoint is, guarantee you'd have a whole different experience next time
>pooembed.top’s server IP address could not be found.how fix?
>>152751514This, i feel like every poofc card has gamethreads where everyone is posting MANY MANY MANY MANY MENG
>>152751509i suspect it happens so often in rizin because its one of like 20 songs they have the license for
>>152751509>most underused https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58
>>152751518Didn't Tim Elliott get cucked
>>152751509well yea japs arent gonna know spottemgottem and pooh shiesty, they're only gonna know the most famous songs
>current chmap pantoja
>>152751493that was a pretty fun fight. they dropped each other at the end of r1 and then we got the heem in 2 with a sexy little head stomp mixed in
>>152751519>beavers dont guess corvallis lol
>>152751539please shut up luke this is just embarrassing
>>152751519Oregon. OSU. I went up and down the west coast. Seattle was fun but we didn't indulge in much local food. Just stayed a few nights to party. Cali was similar, but with sun and more hobos.NYC is on the list, but it will happen when it happens. I've split most of my life between Europe and Asia. My current wife is Asian, and we have no plans of hitting up the US any time soon. Might start with NYC next time I go, though.
>>152751542schiavello knows, like all real heemers, that van is a fake champ
>>152751538Croom'd and doomed on his wedding day
>>152751542based non rater of Joshua Can
The current Champ, Tatsuro TAIRA
this nigga name hiroshima like the bomb
>decision specialists finna start using this term
>>152751551oh shit I ignored the pic lolSwedes in OSU is a funny picture>>152751556that's sick man, I'm glad you enjoyed your time here. Oregon is a gorgeous state, as is pretty much the entire WCwishing you and your wife good health. drop a line on /heem/ if NYC ends up happening and I'll give some recs
hiroshima oogibotdakooba lookin sharp b
Ookyspooky robbed us of Pantoja vs Mighty Mouse...
Ougikubo gotta be pushing 45. Nigga was an OG on TUF like 10 years ago
>have wrestling advantage>let go and start swingingwhat happened to ougikubo
>>152751551lmao they locals preferred Corvegas>>152751575You got it. Cheers and good heems to you in the big 26
>ynr Ougikubo winning a Harley Davidson on TUF, excitedly sharing the news with his ex-wife, and being hit with divorce shortly afterpretty sure RIZIN made "Punished Ougikubo" a narrative early on when they were trying to sell him as a rival to Horiguchi
Ougikubo is like the midge Glover, love this old nigger
Ougikubo wins by KO screenshot this
ngl this Rizin NYE fucking sucks compared to previous years
>3 round championship fights
>>152751630Thank god for that, would you want to see 5 rounds of this garbage?
>>152751625they got the same names from 10 years ago except most of them are in their late 30s and 40s now. the only real guy that's broken through in the last decade is Shaydullaev. they're still leaning on a checked out and washed Asakura ffs
his striking does look great for an ancient dusty wrestler. >>152751625yeah desu didn't deliver. it's not a terrible card either though. and satoshi usually delivers
They are kinda slow for FLW standards
how many fights are left i missed all of it
>>152751640These are two 40 year old boomers fighting for a championship
>>152751625Missed the start of the card, but yeah, it’s not been as good as previous years. Should try recruiting some new guys.
>>1527516462 more fight b
>>152751640motoya sucks and ougikubo is a 38 year old flw. definitely the fight I was least excited for.>>152751646two championship fights
Commentary is calling this fight exciting kek
>>152751659I'm rock hard
amazing fight
LET'S GO OUGIKUBO
Motoya landing that teepee choke like 8 years ago was a great moment
KINOOOOO
two pillowfisted retards
actually great fight
>It's another 2 fighters wait until the last 30 seconds of the fight to scrap episode
>>152751688you forgot to change your flag back to bongistan
at least the end of the fight was good but for now the wmma title fight was the best title fight
R1 and final minute of R3 were great
>>152751434they were noticed and not counted towards his damage. fact is the spaz out at the end was simply the most damage done in the fight between both guys and its scored overall damage
do Japs not pronounce the hard 'g' in Ougikubo? sounded like Oh-yee-kubo
hate to be the bearer of bad news but it's intermission time again
>>152751655Why are literally all japanese fighters journeymen even just on their own regional league? I would expect some japs to stand out among the others but pretty much all of their records are like 20 wins 10 losses.
BasedIt’s amazing how Ougikubo is physically incapable of finishing anyone
it should be like gi, so guillotine same sound not like nigger
>>152751707No real MMA culture anymore I’d guess. They’re much better at boxing and kickboxing
Mokaev should give RIZIN a call
>>152751714a lot of the kickboxers are going to RIZIN because it pays better. jkick likely peaked forever with THE MATCH 2bqhwumb
Is 20 million jap money good there or is it chump change?
>>152751707haven't followed the nip scene in many years but it used to be because they just yolo'd fight setupsin the us they try to cultivate stars, but in nippon they used to take rising stars and throw them against the best they had to let them get rapedthis results in a lot of really great fights but nobody comes out with clean records or undamaged
>>152751720He’d be given so many yellow cards
>>152751706>bad news
talmbout 120k real money
>>152751724pretty sure 20 million yen buys your country
>>152751620Lost $25,500 on this prediction
>i tried Sakakibara, they wont take itlook i dont know what your bank is telling youthis is a real check, i signed it myself>its written in glitter man>cant you just, you know, write me a regular sized check?
>>152751724kwab
>>152751735buddy you could do that with 20 million monopoly money.
>>152751720rizin needs exciting fighters b
>>152751727Ah this makes sense.>>152751714This is going to change now since they've got that one guy in UFC almost in line for the title.
When I was dating a Japanese chick, we used to say ILY to each other in Japanese. Right now, I don't even remember how to say it. Sad.
>>152751744He would win all his fights by first round finish in RIZIN
>>152751742What the fuck when did the Yen fall off so bad
>>152751746IRY
>>152751707In Asia, many times you fight because people wanna see you fight. It's a whole industry there. Different from the must-win-at-all-costs mentality in the West. Has to do with gambling, culture etc
>>152751729take the mandrama elsewhere
>>152751750kek
350,000 BAHT
>>152751750Good one
>>152751748doesn't even win by first round finish in the regional bum leagues he's been relegated to
>>152751743lol what isn't monopoly money these days. fat cats fucked the whole systembut yeah ~$120k USD in Japan is a pretty comfy life unless you really love fruit I guess
>>152751757It's just north of 400k THB. Pretty good, but not life changing.
>>152751704It’s pronounced “gi” but Japanese can be surprisingly mush mouthed when spoken
>another intermission
>>152751744Him stat padding against 50 year old japanese guys would excite me
>>152751770thanks Luke
>>152751750lol
>>152751752>mandramaIm afraid ive got some bad news, you simped over jap wmma.
did sakuraba's kid ever make something of himself after that first weird ko?
>>152751783got subbed and then leg locked someone
>>152751782i assure you i did nothing of the sort
I wish KRAZY BEE had a good fighter. Early RIZIN days with Erson and Miyuu Yamamoto were kino. Neither was great but they had a ton of heart. Also, young Miyuu was a babe
no way I can't manage an intermission I need a nap before nye.. fuck
who claims souza brazil or japan
>>152751771Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
>>152751790it's only 14 more bings
>>152751789Old Miyuu is a babe
If my wife's boyfriend wakes up for work and I'm still awake he's gonna freak
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/469558-taisei-sakuraba-saku-jrBro Sakuraba Jr's first two opponents had a combined record of 63-42-1. Over 100 fights against a kid that was 1-0 LMFAO Japan do be wildin
>>152751810If Kalabeeb was japanese he'd have like a 11-10 record going into the ufc
>>152751814self snitchin on the rent free real estate in your head bapa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-4wpWwneA
When is kleber kloaka fighting?
The Iconic duo of iconic legends.
>>152751838He already fought Vaginamov or whatever
>>152751844Piglet of Palestine
>>152751845Fights are over? that was it?
>>152751844Smiff would be teh undefeated GOAT of RIZIN
>>1527518482 more fights. Hopefully also the two best fights. Link in OP
>>1527518482 fights left
rizin doesnt have a lhw champ. loser of reyes/walker has to go to japan and fight the entire roster
>>152751793Souza claims japan, rizin markets him as a brazillian. He usually walks out to favela music and then makes them play the japanese anthem in the ring. A proper mixed bag.
Does Asakura makes it out of the first
>rizin has soon outlasted PRIDEDamn…
>>152751810It do be like dat though. Like when Minowaman who was 58-35 completely destroyed the leg of a guy making his pro debut (and who never fought again). webm related
never heard of this brazza
>>152751865You think Satoshi is beloved like a real hometown fighter? I think he's lived there for a very long time and is assimilated with the culture at a native level. Plus he's very successful, not some kid sticking out in middle school
>>152751872hahahaha Japan is fucking crazy
>heroin addict songlollmao even
>>152751875eww
I haven't thought once about rizin new year before logging on to heem.com even though I've attended the previous 4, that's how badly the poofc has damaged my interest in this "sport"At least I caught the last two. Seems like I didnt miss much anyway though I wished I'd caught my chigga ougikubo win the belt
>>152751890sounds more like a you problem
>>152751876Maybe in his gym, idk if the japanese people ever see hafu as proper locals. I mean enzo was literally born there but they still put a brazillian flag next to him in promotional material.
>12-3>karamov lost earliershit like this is the real reason our resident pakattacks are so vehemently against watching anything other than the poofc
>>152751895Yeah probably true sadly but I hope not. Maybe he's like that Mongolian sumo fella who's so dominant that Japan has basically claimed him as a national hero lol
>>152751872Wata under the blidge
>>152751895beynoah lived in japan his entire life and speaks no english and they still market him as american kek
Hakuho would beat every UFC heavyweight.
>>152751913christ it gets worse
best walkout in the game
>>152751911Yeah I don't speak japanese so can't say for sure either way. Seems plausible enough, he seems to live it.
>>152751894all problems are you problems
>>152751895this is true; they don't even see their own indigenous populations as fully japanese
>>152751922tru nuf uso
>>152751916I know he looks Finnish but you don't get to claim him.
>>152751930Already did
If UFC has the Rizin rule set how over would it be for brazzas?
is it true that 1 in 3 Japanese women have at least one "wmma" audition?
hope Shartoshi gets schaubed, fucking sick of him screaming and crying and going NIHON GA DAISUKIIIIIIII after every win. YWNBJ get heemed faggot
>>152751939The "Action!" guy would go mute from overuse of his vocal cords
^reddit moment
I now remember Croatian MMA sensation Satoshi Ishii
>>152751943>YWNBJ get heemed faggotIk this word has lost all meaning but this truly does seem like projection
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM KABOSH
heemed
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMU
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUU FUCKING DEAD
>>152751950LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP NIGGER GET SCHAUBED AND HEEMED
HEEM DEAD
Nooooo.
Holy shit
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>152751942Yeah they get flown out to my garage and we "roll" for a couple hours and "do some drills"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Satoshi bitchy
Askren-esque
UzBEASTistani BVLL fucking murdered the rootless hue jap larper
Holy fuck
Satoshi's wife looks half Japanese as wellbut yeah extremely risky takedown attempt
clean zeemhis wife looked like she finna cuck him too
Mengsvidal would be proud
Lmao get heemed faggot
Upset energy in the air, mikuru might have the mandate of heaven
That blondie was cute
MENGED
Nazimov's wife is cute
Based asf desu, should be the fate of all crotchsniffers
you could tell he had no idea what the fuck was going on, he's unironically not awake yet and wont come to and start forming memories again until he's in the back
Heemzog send that dude flying afterwards
kek why does his belt look way better than sabatellos belt?
Someone else bake, I'm in bed and it's fucking 630am
>>152751988Insane timing
good belts to those who finish
Sakakibara is easily the biggest carny in the business, most based man alive
>>152751986Do you consider oliveira a crotchsniffer?
>>152751988>sets feet>no feint of any kindcome awn buddeh
>>152751999>HEEMzog's power level sending him flying with a tap
>schiavello losing his voicekino
THE BIG KWABOSH
>>152752010she looks like an uglier version of that one porn chick, you know the one
Now time for Mikuru's burial
>>152752010Average steppe couple
>>152752010lmao the ring girl in the backgroundwith a little ms paint action, this could be the cover to a direct to dvd sexual thriller
>>152752025elaborate
make new
what is the ufc equivalent of mikuru?lazy guy that just shows up for a paycheck and fights completely checked out yet doesnt get cut because he has a nameArlovski???
>>152752037shaiden rogue, couldn't think of the name
>>152748006>>152748006>>152748006new (old) threadf
>>152752046>>152752046
>>152752043Me n my girl had a threesome with her a few years ago. Wasn't bad
>>152752045might as well just stay here until the fights over and then make a heem thread
>>152752045No, fuck off. We need a new heem thread.
>>152752048fingered her in a sydney nightclub personally
>>152752043never heard of her but she's pretty cute. good call on the resemblance
>>152752059Okay. Didn't know she went there, but not surprised. She spent lots of time around SEA, so not surprised, though. We're not close.
