New Years editionPress the button
>>152751703thats a big jump
love the power surge iykwim haha
Where's that webm i was hearing about?
>>152751643https://files catbox moe/ol52dt.pdfJust read a couple pagesI promise it's funny...>>152751641It's in a form that's easy to read...
Just to let you all know, I didn't even rewind my Kayo for a second look
>>152751713
few quick wickets and it's game on
Can you rewind 7+?
YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE,YOU ARE A NONCE,YOU'RE A PERV,YOU'RE A SLOT BADGER,YOU'RE A TWO PIN DIN PLUG,YOU'RE A BUSH DODGER,YOU'RE A SMALL BEAN REGARDER,YOU'RE AN UNABUMMER,YOU'RE A NUT ADMINISTRATOR,YOU'RE A BENT REF,YOU'RE THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN,YOU'RE A FENCE FOAL,YOU'RE A FREE WILLY,YOU'RE A CHIMNEY BOTTLER,YOU'RE A BUNTY MAN,YOU'RE A SHRUB ROCKETEER
something surged in my pants iykwim haha
I'm a doorman
door hanging is mentioned in Gilgamesh
>>152751733haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
If i got invited to a new years party i wouldnt go
>>152751747same I wanna hang out with my /cric/ bros
WALLOP
my heaties are still in this just you wait!
This fucking game not over yet?Adelaide lost the story, Brisbane retain the moral ashes.
kuhnemann just wants to get on the piss
THAT IS LYNNSANE
>>152751747I haven’t been invited and am not going anywhere.
>>152751777checked
>SWEET CAROLINE
Yh thinking Heat should have taken a few more wickets.
now wtf do I do
time to watch the full match replay iykwim haha
>>152751719>fox logo on the helmet
>>152751719crispola beyond beliefnot sure if this or the channel 9 duck graphics are better
I support the strikersI DO NOT support the crass & lascivious tim paine
The transgender paedophile micksperg
time to watch some legal aged sexy south african women at the cricket
>>152751809
Imagine missing that power surge haha
bairstow going big
>>152751792time for musicpostinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-aPT0IEfT0
DO THE BARTMAN
What's a bet (or series of bets) I can put on to turn $3720 into $6000 by January 14?
Some of these webms are from the 2015/2016 BBL
>>152751850Scorchies for the W at home on Jan 4th then roll it over for another W at home on the 7th. Walla.
glammy legend and future england superstar asa tribe in the SA20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxoHcAhai1I
>Anon: Way to go, micksperg!>Anon: haha nice power surge screencap micknonce>Rulesperg: But this is a general for CRICKET DISCUSSION!>Anon: Yeah! And micksperg made a cunny post!>Rulesperg: I can't stand it anymore, this whole general is nonce! NONCEE I TELL YOU!>[Holds his head and screams a few times as he loses his mind, then runs out to a random thread]>I can post power surge cunny, too. Look at me! I am a worthless pedo, just like micknonce! Give me a (you)!>[creates a new thread]>Oh, I used a global rule 1 image, but nobody minds...>[posts power surge, then heads into the /afl/]>I have no idea about this sport, give me attention! Now I'm returning to /nrl/ to spam iykwim haha posts *but* it doesn't matter, because *I'm* micksperg!>micksperg: You okay, rulesperg?>rulesperg: I'm better than okay, I'm micksperg!.>micksperg: Ha! You wish!>rulesperg: [to janny] Oh, hey, janny. I'm the worst poster on this board. Time to receive multiple (you)s and attention from everybody!>[sees a young girl]>Oh what's this? "U16 girls talent league." Well, I don't need to worry about the the age of consent, because I'm micksp->[You have been permanently vanned from all schools]
>>152751891forget picrel
It's an interesting discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnBVtosVik
From what I can remember, she was jumping up and down and I thought if her shirt bursts open there will be hepl to pay for the broadcaster. Imagine that, a pair of under-age breasts going out live across the world. Disgusting
I don't want to talk about it
>>152751928>ynr that scene from round the twist iykwim haha
>>152751928one underage girl in a low cut top doing a cart wheel, while another similarly dressed stands by, they both hit the "Power Surge™" in unison and bow towards the camera as if they were in a japanese business environment and were show the utmost respect to a respected senior executive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0NSeysrDYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzR5jM9UeJA
not opening that
If 2026 is as shite as 2025 I don’t think I’ll bother with 2027 ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y
>>152752055nah finna stay alive and prosper regardless, if it pisses satan off it's worth it.don't let them win.
whats all this about powersurge button?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7HahVwYpwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OIkw9kJ0u4
>>152752121nothing officer bill mickers is innocent
bin thinking about my power surge button hit. reckon i would be hitting a ball on my bat then hit it in the air and let the ball fall on the button
reckon my power is surging iykwim hahaiydkwim haha im there's a brownout iykwim haha
Just got home from the neighbour's diod anyone read my play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIjVuRTm-dc
going to press the bed buttonnight fellas
>>152752218webm it iykwim haha
remember when robelinda's brother used to post here
we will celebrate new year 6 times tonight. australia is the best
think i'll celebrate it with brit/cric/, in about 11.5 hours
>>152752208umm..i tried fella ngl, but the diod was reverse biased and no current got through innit x
>>152752229...yh
The white (wo)man marches (drives) on.
>>152752199queem QUEEM haha don't forget to check the diod>>152752208
>>152751891crisp x
>another nye with sebbo ffs
badumtsss...
less than 5 minutes fellas
meant three hours
off to bed, night lads, see you next year i guess
*kisses nearest anon to me as the clock hits midnight*
first iykwim haha
HAPPY NEW YEAR CRICCYAPPYNEWYEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjGBXckGB4
>>152752345the idiot
>>152752345FUCK OFF CUNT I HIT POST AT 00:00:00
Dog is barking at the fireworks lads
happy new year some of australia
anyone want the leftover cherry ripes from my box of cadbury favourites lads
im gonna be here allll fucking daynot depressing at all
>>152752379crisp
>>152752379happy new year but I didn't know what was going on so I left now I'm very unc pilled I do have that dwarf game though
weird how the only time this country cares about anything scottish these days is singing auld lang syne on NYE/NYD
who /rage/?Good soundtrack to my first wank of 2026
>>152752423? they're obsessed with saving money all year, can't get much more scottish than that
Love Whitney Houstonlove her n' that
micklad are you starting at canberra institute of technology this year mate?
>>152752423once upon a time 50% of the country could trace themselves back to Scotland these days its better
>SebLORD got first post of the year KEK EK
Just woke up from my nap.
Happy new year from Adelaide
>>152752345>>152752353
why did shane warne not teach jackson how to be a legendary leg spinner
this is gonna be my year
because warnie was the only one who could actually do it the rest are fake who just bore the batsmens into doing a dumb shots through sheer boredom and wanting to die
>>152752477>>152752486x
>>152752520up & at 'em fella x
i applied for tafe
>>152752587nice, doing what?
>>152752612teaching there
>>152752612IT
>>152752623ah nice, onya mate>>152752661see above, good stuff
too many tourists here and restaurants apparently close on NYE for the le family time grimmick. utterly grire state of affairs ladslooks like happy 2026 to me from the hotel lmao
>>152752623>>152752661based when I went to tafe to learn IT the teacher drove a Merc and hit on all the milfs in the class and all the younger students rang rings around him while he got a 6 figure income, those were the days (be's first downer post of the new year **dabby dabs**) though I didn't know the greatness of sports back then and watcedh regular tv like a pleb, big yikes, god knows where I would be without sports these day oh and the /cric/ bros
I’m in bed already, got a fever for Fucks sake
>>152752780reckon they might be right about too many tourists kek (not pointing at you mind)feliz año nuevo amigo>>152752810comfy, no social obligations
>>152752810chopper prescribes a bit of a harden the fuck up go out with your friends and or family and have a great time
>>152752810Drank my way through mineP.S. do you want to resad my poetry?
the more I drink the more alert and awake I feelalco's curse. alcohol islike cocaine for me
>>152752953you n00b, post business card so I can dissect it and laugh at it
2026.The year I stop:>being fat>masterbating daily>going to /pol/
Really like that song they just played on rage
>>152752953opposite for me, have a glass and could be ready for bed because get too comfy, like heroin for mealso, seeing how english works without subject pronouns. yes, been drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X1bYhVbaTQ
>>152752966>eat less than your caloric need>just don't???>are you some kind of newb faggot, its all bots and newfags?? you get better political discussion on newscomau comments pick your fav cricketer or your fav sports person and everyday devout your self to being more like them (no criminals)
2006 was kino2016 was kinologically it follows that 2016 too will be kino
>>152753001>2016 too will be kinoBROOOOOTAXXIIIIII THIS GUY IS COOKED HE MEANT 2026 BUT HE SAID 2016 TAXXXEEEEEEE
>>1527530012026*>>152753004i'm only on my 9th hard solo of the night
>2016 toobased retard
>>152753009the thirst questioner? cause is sugar really water that is the questioner right?
2026 goalsjoin freemasonsnever cumget a penthouse, and a cabin get a harem who follow me around begging for my seed but never give in practice esoteric meditation and magick take mushrooms every dayconsult with the ghost of Chist before his returnhave a near death experience be able to astral project and leave my body at will
>>152753018well mister bateman how about we settle on being better than Thunder BBL 12 16 December 2022 and start from there hell you're already better than that, what a new year already right!
Guess I'll go to bed.Happy new year in half an hour WA bros.--the rest of you can get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcV0CY6Xerw
(after this delightfully sexual video-clip for PNAU - Chameleon, that is)
actually rage is comfy... might chill for a bit
enjoy some of chekovs anti-toil monologues
>>152753001holy fuck he might be right here insane logic
>>152752810shouldnt have got it done then you'd never get ill
>>152752486hang on who is shade warne is shade warne on the left? is that his son shade warne? where are his shades?
is Shade warne related to Shane warne?
where is the webm
>>152753196you don't have a fever you have retardation just go to a random pub close by and have fun m8 I promise you'll have a good time, just say yes
true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTCryF1J54Y
this
>>152753246meanwhile in china
