Day of RakeDAY 6>SUI VS SVK @ 12:00 CT (19:00 CET)>LAT VS CZE @ 14:30 CT (21:30 CET)>USA VS SWE @ 17:00 CT (24:00 CET)>CAN VS FIN @ 19:30 CT (2:30 CET)Tournament Info>https://www.iihf.com/en/events/2026/wm20/tournamentinfo/69899/tournament_infoPrevious >>152728541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_Mout for a rip are ya bud?
In the Spengler Cup final, HC Davos beat the U.S. Frat Boys 6-3.
I have many, many friends in real life and lots of New Year parties to select between where females are hoping to kiss me, but I will be posting itt.
>>152752773
what if canada doesn't win?>>152752712why the fuck was this on so early?
>>152752806>what if canada doesn't win?
>>152752806in the evening people have better things to do today.
>>152752773I have neither of those but will be watching hockey with you guys
>>152752665this thread could've been better but it kinda sucks. make it better next time,ok? thanks threadcuck
>>152752861Do you have any requests for how it could be improved
>>152752873i think it should include news and updates about bud and his 1
>>152752813what if you don't win the olympics eitherthat'd be crazy
>>152752896I’d include news in ops if I knew where to source it
saw some rude boomer slip on snow and almost crack his head open kwab drop the puck btw
3:30am is too much, have to watch it in the morning
For me its ČeskoSlovensko
For me, it's Urquell and Budvar
>>152753486time to go home, peter
ima sayslovaksczechsusasfinlands
>>152753720hell yeah brother
>>152753720you fool
so are we watching this???
How many today for our guy?
>>1527541541+1
>>152754145Of course
>>152754145i just tuned in
May the best team win
SLOVENSKÓSLOVENSKÓHEJA HEJA HEJA SLOVENSKO
>>152754243at the germany game the czech fans behind me were cheering for germany over slovakia lol
>>152754262Why do they hate their Slovak brothers?
>>152754272Just a banter heh
i won't be tolerating any disrespect towards our boys tonight
>>152752644Glögg if you have it there. Glühwein will do if you don't
we suck
>>152754420I'll check for both of those
>>152754466is this true chat?
uh oh
that was a pretty stupid penalty
Pradel more like prdel am I right
it's over, slavbros
SCARRRRRRR
Embarrasing Slowkeks
this is goodslovaks can easily comeback
VORBEI
wow. just: wow.
greedy little gold hoarding and stealing NAZIS paid off the reffs AGAIN
whats up with the high sticks?
slovakianon entering the racist-genocide-phase of defeat: checked
>swiss name is literally you stink sonKEK
you know what? im thinking slav comeback
>>152754617islanders draft pick
>>152754602too soft to play the body
Happy New Year, Pakistan anons!!
This is all the plan. We want canada in the playoffs.
>>152754782
>>152754775Thanks!
>>152754782>we>Unknown flag
>>152754782lil nigga where is u from??
>>152754813I am slovak in a plane I guess starlink at planes have no country ip
>>152754813He's from the Other and they love hockey and you there
>>152754830should have the location of the uplink stationor you are an alienare you an alien?
>>152754867Yes we slovaks are aliens
KEEP YOUR STICK ON THE ICE
he'll get punished for that lol
>>152754830are your ears popping? i hate that.
>>152754884>Yes we slovaks are aliensknew it
>>152754915
i bet if ancient mesopotamia had world juniors they'd allow fighting bitch ass modern europeans
>mfw i see 88 on a jersey
this is a gigantic peepee for our slovak frens
>>152755026that peepee sucked
QRD on the quarterfinal/relegation game scenarios?
yeah, yikes
>>152755057im starting to worry slovakia might be shit
aj tak sme majstri
its overim going to watch nhl now
terrible
over over
OWARI DA>>152755118ugh >my team's game doesn't start for an hour and a half
all as planned...we're tanking to get canada in the quarters and become the heroes of the tournament bros... trust the p-plan...
>>152755118they showed some game on TV here and with it some statistics on active Finnish players. Apparently Granlund is the most tenured finnish player. time sure flies by.
>>152755138if you rake the leafs I will root for you against anyone but USA
Just landed and its 3 0.Lol
>>152755181I'm so fucking old.
Fuck sake i won’t be able to stay awake until our match starts, fuck america
>>152755369öl räcker
>>152755369fuck you>but also thank you for the multiple Swedish players on >my NHL team
>>152755369i'll boo america for the both of us, friend
>>152755390That’s the problem, i’m 8 beers, 2 groggs deep already. I need some coke to stay awake but the shitskin won’t answer
UH OH, SUISSIES
HWERE WE GIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>152755428seek help
>>152755428have some coffee, gordon geckosson
Say NO to cocaine. Only amphetamine.
i dont need drugs, i get high on hockey
>>152755602>>152755578>>152755525Degens
*shoots it into defender's foot*
>9.1can they do it?
they wont do it in 9 seconds
>>152755682THEY CANBECAUSE OF THE FACTTHEY WON THE FACE OFFLOOK AT THE SWISS, THEY'RE CRUSHED
LATVIJA LATVIJA LATVIJA
have a nice target practice, Chezchcia
What does Latvia even do?
Interesting line changes. 1st/powerplay line is unchanged since Denmark game since it obviously worked well, but they brought up Roberts Polis up to the second line. He only has Finland u18 league and Latvian league experience. Klaucans from center to RW. Only NHL signed player is not playing today. Playing 1st goalie tho signals at least some ambition to win.
GOL GOL GOL
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>>152755879I am not watching this game, but i will participate in the thread.
toooooooooooooor
>>152755879We are very butthurt with brief flashes of euphoria.
scaaaar! uh oh, checkies
HK Mogo king Ansons does it
>>152755911Lietuva? Kurwa?
do latvians not wash their clothes or something?
>Havent washed since last year, lmao :DD
czechia more like kwabbia LMAOOO
LOTYŠSKO
>>152755879all i know is that the alcohol store is very close to the estonian border
sikora diving as usual
>>152755966the bozos added a j kwab
>>152755966based
sloppy
its over
and it's over
>Zavolejte stráže, zbláznilo se páže, zbláznilo se páže, prý chce dobýt hrad.
heh never doubted them
Happy New Year, Russia!
Jiri Czech
>Nestrasil this sounds like a nose spray or other OTC medicine
czech niggas be like>ahoy my name is Marek Klerasil
>>152756123hey that's my name!
latvia getting dominated here
If we didn't have game yesterday, we could try fighting back by blocking pucks with face, and hoping for breakaways, but better do that next game.
Livland! Go go go!
Happy New Year, Helsinki!
>>152756611whats the future like
>>152756611Happy new year Janis :]
>>152756512more like dödland
>>152756692jolly and bright :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ3D_0Q4ys0&list=RDkJ3D_0Q4ys0&start_radio=1
Our lads said they need to forget this loss and beat canada.Everything according to the plan
ayo
>>152755911>>152755948get his ass
uh oh chezczens
well well well
would be funny if Scatvia wins somehow
semen slurping bros? is this sport for us?
good morning hockey enjoyers, happy new year
>>152756998hello future manwe still live in 2025
>>152757031not for much longer, you're nearly there with us2026 is 22 degrees and sunny, I'd recommend it
too many latvians
>>152757072
Refpuck saved Chech gamers
based ref sees everything, calls right
here we go
its so konec
im nervous
Murnieks pass, Smits from the blue line. Its happening now.
the choke is looming
SVI DEN! SVI DEN!
i hope america defeats sweden for the great continent of north america
stupid kids!
yo ameribros is this shit televised anywhere, i didnt realize til just now it's hosted in minnesota
de-toothed
>>152757197nhl network
>>152757192Pathetic
>>152757207thanks, apparently i pay for nhl network. dunno how that happened.are these just top college kids (and whatever the equivalent would be in europe)
>>152757243top 19 year olds in the world
happy new year
šťastný nový rok
>>152757270so realistically most (or at least a good chunk) of these kids will be drafted or might have already been
darude - sandstorm
GG
Finland has not lost a single match this year.
>>152757306Impressive
So now we get usa/sweden and get sent home right away. Shit.
Happy new yearHeja Sverige!
>I'm Jake Guentzel and I play college hockey
Gott nytt år!
Grått nytt hår!
Can't they find some Somali referees who will work the games for $1,000,000,000?
Sweden should also be wearing blue
Well we’re fucked, for some reason we absolutely can’t win against US
>rags
>>152757429I hope you lose so that we get to play you :)
it's basically vorbei for Sweden.
>>152757429we will literally win this tournament
Is there a scenario in which both swedes and burgers lose?
>>152757482Kys
spaghetti hockey
>only game with a crowd
>>152757499happy 2026 to you too
>>152757482
personally I think Sweden should stop turning the puck over directly in front of their own net
Sweden is actually playing 5D chess here. By playing shit defending and fumbling the puck in front of the net, they're giving the goalie ample warm up to become hot.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGETING
OH IM GONA INGEEEENT
doubting? couldn't fucking be me
SVEA RIKE SVEA RIKE! GET FUCKED A*ERICA!
IIIIIINGENTIIIIIIIIIIING
CRISP
SÅ JÄVLA LÄTT
MY BURGERS :(
>american defendingthey're out there playing 2025 hockey, while we're playing 2026 hockey
this is gonna be a blowout
>Amerilard goaltending
kwab
winner gets 3 points
This is just like our earlier streak of never losing in the group stage, we’ll crumble in the quarters immediately
Is Tate McRae at the game?
>>152757619nah, she's here with mewe're making out and stuff
based 200 IQ swedish color commentary
>>152757601big if true
>>152757640Lucky for you, we have Canadian idiots
>>152757630I don't believe you
>>152757674we so are
>Canadian idiotsthat's an oxyamerican
>>152757674There’s no way you’re sitting there in 40+C summer watching youth hockey that does’t concern you
>>152757741I am indeed Lars, wjc in the morning while I'm not working is kino. I find this tournament to be consistently fun to watchI also wish it was 40c today, not so much
So mad right now you wouldn’t believe it
>>152757820looks like a nice day
>>152757572mirin' hard
>>152757820Can't suffer in Australia.Yep, only best on best Olympics is better than wjc
I'm cheering for the Czechs this tournament.Fuck Hävelid.
>>152757874>>152757955I'm keen for the Olympics, this would be the first Olympics hockey tournament I've watched with NHL players involved tooIt is a nice day still, you're right. Although the UV level is going to get up to 12, so don't have too much fun outside or it will kill you
finally back at home, time to watch quality hockey before canada stomps "us" 6-1 :D
>>152758036how was the bar pekka?
>>152758040we didn't go to a bar, just relaxed chilling at a friend couple's place, all good but now i just want to put comfy clothes on and enjoy hockey :D
>>152758036we are the overdog so all the pressure is on usthe underdog always has the advantage of no pressure so you guys will win
thank you referees
what a terrible call
Stiga is such a shit player
>>152758058still sounds like fun :D I'm chilling at home watching hockey
right into your living room
camera bros...
fuckin ripped it
>poosa
usa is getting SPANKED in their own barn
Our zoomers suck :(
HELL SEGER
HAHAHAHAHA
IIIIIIIINGENTING
IIIIIIIINGENTIIIIIIIIING
Yeah so much for a repeat victory
that old bag was seething lmao
burger defence isn't real
sven dindu nuffin
>>152758137yes me too fren! :D >>152758078you're always the overdog fren
>nilson>one sdouble agent
second seed was always the plan
come on burgerbros
>>152758256They're falling apart
most dangerous lead
FREEEEE BIIIIIRRDDDD
>stigadude is a sled
WONT YOU FLY HIGH FREEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD
>>152758282
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
WE'RE FLYING BACK :)
absolut totalt kollaps fiasko
>most dangerous lead
We are not losing a 3 goals lead lol
>>152758295still have one at the cottage
>usa scores>it aint me starts playing
i have a feeling we're in for a classic
>>15275821910/10 in burgerland
Obvious refpuck, it passed the blue line by a mile before the goal, obvious offside>based Loob just said it
kek
hello? referee?
lmao
holy kek
what
unnecessary to go through the paintunnecessary to flop like thatshould be offsetting penalties
lmao that dive
svenny are you ok
>>152758304you're so losing the 3 goals lead
>>152758304I'll hold you to that
>>152758388czech'd
hellowhat the fuck
>pooSA
haha
oh nonono
hahahaha
IIIIINGEENTIIIING
HOLY KINO
CANUCKS YOU GOTTA GET THAT GUY ON THE TEAM
svärje has killed the birb
hahaha never seen more blatant refpuck lmfao is the us this shit that they have to pay the refs or what? let's not even talk about the offside pp goal, anyway 4-1 while waiting for this retarded captcha get fucked
They should send Yzerman back to Canada
>>152758383https://vocaroo.com/1j6ge5Ho2Jg0
Lol pwnd go suck off the refs some more now
IT'S SO OVER
5-1 incoming
so not only did sweden NOT pay for that penalty, but rather it turns out it was a good thing to do. well played, well played.
selfish penalty
>>152758437FOLKETS LAG
IIIINGENTING
European excellence prevails
i told you so>>152757592
total kollapse
what a beatdown
got any predictions for the rest of the tournament?
>group A has only 1 good teamholy exposure
SKA NI GÅ HEM NU
>5-1most dangerous lead
hmm cant say i was expecting this
KEK burgers euros are the only chad teams
framåt
Ref has been Americas best player so far too bad they're shit
>>152758492Swe-can final and can winsFin-usa bronze and usa wins in OT
>>152758492american fans stop showing up entirely when they lose in the quarter final
it's not over yet
At least it isn't a shutout
the most dangerous lead
they are definitelly losing the 5-1 lead
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
who was that defence man that just gave up, terrible
>>152758492we lose again
oily fat yanks celebrating scoring 2-5 like they've won the olympics lmfaoooo
>juustovaaraThere's a swede whose surname literally translates to cheesedanger
imagine fumbling a 5-1 lead
the second most dangerous lead
>6-5 incoming
>>152758538for me, it's björninen
nothing wrong with cheese
ngl the leaf twinks are gonna get dommed by the euro chads
>>152758570true
>>152758550I want to believe
American D-men playing like they have to pay for their own healthcare
I've got to leave, enjoy the rest of your evening friendsFinland will win 4-2
>>152758625gn bruce
>>152758625Booo! You don't even have work today.
>>152758625enjoy your evening fren and thanksnfor believing but there's two scripts>0-0 until 3rd period>canada scores>fiasko>quickly scored 3-4 more>finland one goal 6v4 late 3rd or>canada scored in first 5 minutes>binland is dominated, becomes dominant in last 10 minutes>canada emptynetter 2-0
>>152758625https://vocaroo.com/15e2CahQFgm2
just got home and saw 5-2, good way to start off the year
>>152758673Ta ett lugnpiller
the final score of this game will be 6-5
getting a bit sleepy now frens, is it worth to stay up and watch when the first period ends and it's 3-0 for canada. game starts 3:30am
>>152758786take a nap pekka
>>152758740this statement will be debunked in the next 4 minutes
>>152758786watch the first i have a feeling the twinks will fuck it up
>>152758796impossible, coming down from my tipsy drunk and i also devoured a pizza. if I fall asleep, I will sleep 9 hours
>>152758838it will be 5-3 after this peepee
2 goals behind :)
fiaskokollaps status?
uhhh swedebros did we get 2 cocky
>>152758885I kneel
hold onto your tits, svenska
>
>>152758900refpuck might get you 2 but won't get you 3 more friendo :)
>>152758913Inkommande
the refpuck has been wild it's like nhl level
the refpuck is getting out of control
Our zoomers are retarded
retards seething
kek the american fans about to climb the glass and kill the refs
what is this call???
kek lets have a bench brawl
spicy game
CHIMP CHIMP CHIMP
I like how the ameriturds just accepted they're not winning this game kek
>>152759027i dont know jaromir but we take it
kino game
lmao!
kek based boomer
Can you give me some streamsElons internet hates onhockey
burgers playing postal on the ice instead of hockey lmfaooo
>>152759075I'm having fun
why does she wear the (eye)mask?
>>152759089/our/ mom
>>152759089KEK
i had to empty ny bun, what happened? i saw osborn skating to the bench hurt but then it was sweden PP? not the second penalty
>>152759089Most normal amerimutt
>>152759089i need the webm i actually kek'd
>>152759109burger zoomers crosschecking to the face and high sticking another player but ofc only one incident was caught by the paid refs
it's over
IIIINNNGGGGEEEENNNTTTTTIIIIINNNNGGG
>>152759167IT'S OVER :((
>USA USA US-SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
based swede chads
safe to say the era of usa hockey is over?
>>152759124
>>152759215yup
>>152759228kek
>>152759228based
>>152759228This woman thinks she's funny
>>152759228kekksalso update me bros bouta go to the binland game
dumb finnoswede
>ameridives
lol
what the fuck is this refpuck hahahhahaha, burgers diving like it's the oscars but they're about as bad as fucking at acting as christopher lambert
>>152759288gimi :D
Refiest of refpuck
>>152759228based boomer
fuck i feel sick, i ate that pizza too fast
amerifats awfully quiet in here
>>152759342or too nuch now that i think about it, i'm gonna ride out this storm
>>152759367I turned down my numale friend's new years party and now I'm all alone
>>152759342Try laying down
Easiest team we've played so far
>>152759342wat pizzer fren
>>152759342lay on your side with your head over the mattress
>>152759384take it from me six hours ahead 2026 isnt looking all that anyway
>leaving early is there a fire drill
>>152759367Because you are a bully
>>152759342throw it up and then order another pie
I dont think Burgers can tie this up
Kek, swedish tv reporting that amerifats are leaving the arena
>>152759447burgers/leafs do that all the time sad
>>152759437MYSTERY NIGGA
>>152759437americans are too physically sturdy to be mentally bullied
>>152759437do you want pizza, do you want hamburger?
>>152759418Kebab, i hope
usa? more like very gay
>>152759423I'm actually pretty optimistic about 2026 despite entering as a friendless 28 year old
damn just got back from getting my dick sucked at the gym (i'm ripped) and it looks like my statsies are getting bootyblasted again, what a shame
>>152759437nigga got dat missingno flag
>>152759481wish you and me and all of us all the best broski
>>152759505WAGMI
>>152759499how much can you bench?
perkele
its over gg, i need to go laydown in wc floor a bit, it's chilly there so maybe this will pass
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fireworks are scaring doggy :(
F L A M E S
GG Sweden Our zoomers need to put in a lot of work
script here >>152758670
>>152759619hate firework nogs, my old border collie was terrified would try to get behind the toilet and break the lines type shit. rip
>noooo you cant celebrate the new year with some fire works because my dog is a fucking moronYou people.
Dumb pass
>binland>winning anything
the colour contrast between the 2 team's jerseys is very pleasing to the eye
>>152759680>haha thing go boom and sparkle
>>152759680I like them even if they terrify doggy
liv och dö i JORDEN
>>152759685why bully fren
GG USALet's see if Sweden will choke as usual when it matters
looks like we got ourselves a HOCKEY GAME!
scaaaaaar!!
>>152759721GG Sweden
>>152759657my labradoodle is curled up in a ball under the table
EVERY SHOT IS GOING IN AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
frens we have a game
can we get a save?
SUOMI SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LOL WHAT THE FUCK this is good shit
Both teams should use half a time out and settle down.
just play without goalies
>most dangerous draw
>>152759778leaf vs sauna people looney tunes ahhh game
>>152759778there are no goalies tonight
>>152759789the shot clock is broken. they had 2 shots on 1 goal for a bit. scored and it doesnt go to 3.
>>152759715I'm sorry bro, it's just friendly competition. I love u <3
>>152759789>finnish goaltending
>>152759469Yes and you call me bad words for years here in iihf and wjc. Even leafs behave better
>>152759789That would be fun for overtime, 6 skaters, no goalies, sudden death
let's go binland!
>>152759840you're welcome
>>152759848bruh is that real
>>152759848fun fact: laine started out as a goalie
>>152759848SUOMI :DDDD
>>152759848vgh the golden generation
reporting from bathroom floor, cold help my belly. i have bottle of water
>>152759901Hit the sauna.
>>152759901feel better soon
>>152759901yogurt can be good for settling an upset tummy
>>152759909horrible idea and also takes almost takes one hour to get proper heat
good clean hit
Jesus christ finland we want canada in the playoffs dont fuck this up
What does Mc/Mac in surnames mean?
>>152759901_/_/_/_/_/
>>152759954its like mcdonald so american royalty
>>152759943lol, Canada is just soft
>>152759954it's gaelic for son
>>152759901F anon rest in pepperoni
>>152759950Who let the mystery nigga in?
he shoot and scaaah>h3llstinki
CANADA SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>152759989missingNo ahh nigga
refpugg :DD
>5 goals in the first 10 minutesWhat a kino game
what's wrong with finnish goaltending?
>>152759901Drink water until you need to puke
by my calculators this will be a 10-12 game
>>152760017this but more alcohol instead of water
>>152760013so much fun
>>152760028the hair of the dog
hockey hockey hockey!
what a game
kek what a shitshow
looking forward to a comfy win against the leaves in the final :)))
SUOMI
>>152760021i think double that
is this good
Looks like the kids broke in to the adults liquor cabinet early
The fat chud is right, NO GOAL
outside crease. goalie hits the players stick, not other way around. shouldnt be goalie interference. he is allowed to play the puck.
bro's surname is literally george
>refpuck
>>152760075swedes unironically win if you dont implode
These goalies fucking stink holy shit
>>152760119>>152760119>>152760119NEW
refgods
WHAT
wtf? lol
>>152760091IT'S GOALPOWER PLAY FOR FINLAND
>>152760106double first name ahh nigga
love these tsn commentators seething the whole game, wish it wasn't this late here and i could enjoy this until the end
niggas used to paid nhl refs that was all day a goal
