can fucking something happenno, the angels doing something isn't something
>>152752745Lynn Okamoto to the Angels!
Kissing a fit tomboy at mightnight and you?
angels aint it
>>152752722>>>/pol/ OPDane don’t be faggot on the last day of the year
having the most kino times rn, would recommend for frozen stovies. happy new year mlb.
HAPPY NEW イヤーン
>>152752722What a poisonous headline, I like it when you fucked off dane
>>152752927
>>152752974Member when you had a meltdown over deli sandwiches?
>>152752962what part of it do you object to?
>>152752983Yes i remember you having a meltdown over that
>>152752974Sounds like someone is getting a Hard Rock Hotel and Casino approved!
>>152753024I think most people aren't thinking much about their race when they vote one way or another. Republicans vote for Republicans because they are the party that likes God and Low Taxes and an aggressive foreign policy, Democrats vote for Democrats because they are the party that like science and arts and good public services and a collaborative foreign policy. Race is less a factor than ever in people's voting habits, they all argue the other side is the racist one.
gm mariners nation
>>152753035hard rock this bussy
>>152753024well he's a christcuck so worships jews
>>152752974Fellas, fellas, there's no reason to fight!
>>152752722kys
is lindor a compiler?
Good late morning, all.
>>152753078gay mets to you too
>>152753129Would you say that you're giving me a thumbs down?
A new year is upon us /mlb/. Confess your sins and all shall be forgiven in the year of our lord 2026.>did you force a meme this year?>did you samefag shamelessly just to win a pointless argument?>did you pretend to be a fan of a different team to help make >your team look good?>did you make an OP in bad faith just to be a dickhead?Thread splitters, liars, trolls, vpnfags, bearieposters, psychos, schizos, chikaner: confess your sins and fund absolution in the new year.
>>152753078>>152753140Gay mets lad
>>152753024Hurting brown people and other marginalized groups is all that really matters to them. They have no pro-anything, just anti-.
>>152753163Forgive me father for I have sinned>did you force a meme this year? I am responsible for atleast 50% of the pepperjack posts this year
>>152753163I made about 1000 pfma posts
>danefag hates delis >new york is the deli capital of the world it's all coming together now
>>152753163>fund absolution kek! holy father forgive me
>>152753112>saved his own postI remember reading something about how trauma victims constantly relive their trauma to feed into their sense of learned helplessness. you're a living example of that in action
>>152753204>Go to New Deli>Staff is from New Dehli
>>152752722>file deletedwhat was the OP?
>>152753163Father forgive me for I have sinned.I admit to samefagging and falseflagging relentlessly on the topic of Robert Jr being traded because I was so desperate and was trying to will it into happening.I now know that he is inevitable and I'll have to be begrudgingly watching him again in center field for us come opening day. Maybe if he can also confess to his sins of sloth and apathy towards our great past time, I wouldn't have such strong feelings against him.
10 years ago in 2016 Corey Seager won rookie of the year.
kek the dane got banned
>>152753267NY Post headline politicizing Lindor getting a new apartment. Instead of just saying "Lindor gets expensive penthouse" it was "Lindor and Mamdani-appointed wife get expensive penthouse" to make it sound sinister, or at least sinister to the average NY Post reader.
The White Sox have signed Jarred Kelenic to a Minor League deal with non-roster invite to camp, per source. Kelenic, 26, was @MLBPipeline’s No. 4 overall prospect in 2021 but hasn’t broken out in five seasons with Seattle and Atlanta. @JesseRogersESPN was on it.>t. Pretend Peff
Dwight's Ox win da worlds eries!!!!
Why do all the schizos hate the Mets so much? ERG, chikaner, and danetani now too?
>>152753379>signing mest rejectsBig yikes
>>152753392It's just banter jeez sensi
>>152753379ANNOUNCE OKAMOTO TO THE ANGELS!
>>152753163the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
gm
>>152753406I’m just asking questions anon
>>152753379>it's realBut why?
>>152753226Da ocky way
>>152753379Remember when Metsfags said he was going to be the next big thing?
Which players accept large packages?
>>152753163I was good all year.
>>152753638Msbro, qrd me on Kelenic please>>152753379
>>152753163I made many neutral OPs. 28 soon thoughever.
Im going to Cane’s. What would you like for me to pick up for you?
>>152753782…Bakespie??
>>152753883I'll take a juggle of balls & rash of weenies
Oh my cane's raising all right
>>152753918this is incane's...
>>152753924
Leave them asin so cheerful, bad that coke and Fanta
>>152753934bro...
>>152754069gross, poop comes from there
>>152754069is that recker?
>>152754069They made him play in THAT??!?!
>>152754082>>152754085Explain these posts.
what does sex feel like bros?
>>152754127I tell my tomboy to bend over n freakin rail her a bit
>>152754127bags of sand
>>152754127Simultaneously better then you imagine and not worth losing sleep over
>>152754069not my type
>>152753650He was on the '22 team that made the wildcard, then in '23 he got mad, kicked a cooler, broke his toe, and was traded to Gaylanta that December.I remember the Barvesbros being unhappy with his performance and I can't say I found it surprising. Dwight's Ox is a good place for him if he ever figures it out.
>>152753163>did you force a meme this year?yams and may pastahas anyone ever laughed at this>did you samefag shamelessly just to win a pointless argument?no, but i did samefag a few times to attempt to create conversation>did you pretend to be a fan of a different teamno>did you make an OP in bad faith just to be a dickhead?no
>>152753163hypocritical chrstcucks belong on the shitlist also. fake Dane is a douche I thought kicked the bucket in his all too short absence. sad to see him back tho I'll stop short of wishing him poor health. hope Chikaner never comes back. he is someone I won't feel bad for if he ropes. most of the rest of you are okay most of the time. I feel like I'm mostly agreeable here, but I do have moments of writing some wickedly mean shit. I'll try to be better moving forward but I'll probably be more or less the same. Happy New Year to everyone.
>>152753163sometimes I got bored and posted "which white baseball players have yellow skin?" but I don't think anyone bites anymoreand I posted "I'm gay, go braves!" about a hundred times, or replied to such posts with a "Chop on, brutha!" but never samefagged
>>152754533I've always said Tyler Glasnow strikes me as a Chinese.
>>152754533Does Kurt Suzuki count?
>>152754127putting your dick inside another person is cool but the actual sensation can be replicated. the best part is the stuff that goes along with it. the touching, feeling, kissing, tasting... just the intimacy and the flirting that got you there.if you're a virgin, i recommend just going to an asian massage parlor and getting a nice long massage with a happy ending. in many ways it's better and more relaxing than sex.
>>152754487what is the yams and may pasta?
>>152753884No, not him or Son of. Just an impatient shitposter.
>>152754623it only lasted a day or two but "yams on the hill" stuck. it's in the archive and i can't be bothered to search it
>>152754660I thought it was yams on the mound?
>>152754127You're a piston rotating in a cool wet pocket to produce cream. Switch pockets, consume creams until finally you produce a cream that you spray in a designated place. The orgasm is pretty normal, frankly I've had bigger orgasms masturbating. But the important thing is the intimacy, the feeling of making another person happy in the most primal way.
>>152754670a common mistake
>>152754248I dunno I last a long time... I've had a couple instances where I didn't sleep enough because I was having sex.There's also Greenies as they're known in Baseball Culture, and you'll fuck until 4 and then spend 3 hours cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush while arguing with each other, or a chemsex hookup where you end up doing coke and meth and staying up for 36 hours watching TV, triple penetration porn and reading wikipedia so there's plenty of ways to lose sleep over sex.My DARE officer was this 40 year old dyke who warned us about sex after doing ecstasy because you cum really hard and you'll never cum that hard again. Dare was so funny in hindsight. Another way to lose sleep over sex
>>152754788which mlb player are you?
>>152754713My world has been turned upside down, I don't know anything anymore...
>>152754803Anthony Rendon
>>152754825You just got fired, you're not an MLB player.
>>152754919i won the world series
