The Greatest League in the Greatest Country in the World Celebrates the Dawn of a New Year!ENTER: 2026>30/12/25 - 19:30 (GMT)BURNLEY 1 - 3 NEWCASTLE UNITEDCHELSEA 2 - 2 BOURNEMOUTHNOTTINGHAM FOREST 0 - 2 EVERTONWEST HAM 2 - 2 BRIGHTON>30/12/25 - 20:15 (GMT)ARSENAL 4 - 1 ASTON VILLAMANCHESTER UNITED 1 - 1 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS>01/01/26 - 17:30 (GMT)CRYSTAL PALACE vs. FULHAMLIVERPOO vs. LEEDS UNITED>01/01/26 - 20:00 (GMT)SUNDERLAND vs. MANCHESTER CITYBRENTFORD vs. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
This is the year Tommy Tucker's lads bring it home!
Wishing all sp Kalergi ball enjoyers the best for the coming year.Buy a crossbow.
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Been a pleasure posting with you lads
This is the Premier League table at the end of 2025
Cheers mate last thread was cutting it fine with the bump limit
Should old acquaintance be forgot,and never brought to mind?Should old acquaintance be forgot,and auld lang syne?
What are we predicting the final positions to be? For me1. Arsenal2. City3. Villa 4. Liverpool5. United6. Chelsea
>9 postssomeone going to make a new or what?
Celebrating alone this year. Got a kebab and chips coming at 8.
Something very very bad is going down in London later
>>152754966calm down dog-anon theyre only fireworks
>>152754966Just got yourself put on a watch list with that statement >>152754961Got burger king slop coming to me
>>152754975Cat paws typed this post
Don't think much of the new season of Stranger Things. Writing is a mess and why did they add a 20 minute coming out scene in the penultimate episode?Football tomorrow
United need to sign Owen Goal from Arsenal
Time for /trans/>>152755256>>152755256>>152755256
>>152754960>>152755268thank you this was getting ridiculous
How /sp/ fags feel creating low effort bait and nobody reacts
>>152755268Shan't be using that. This is the ENGLISH Premier League. Not the German Premier League.Simple as.
My new year's resolution is to be an even bigger chud
Goal of the season so far
>>1527548901. City2. Arsenal3. Chelsea4. Liverpool5. United6. VillaThe Emery collapse starts NOW
>>152755400Embarrassing putting United in here when they can’t beat Wolves at home.
>>152755435and yet they are 6th right now
>>152755468Irrelevant
There's a shout for Gabriel being the best EPL defender of all time
>>152755483How is an objective placement irrelevant? Give your head a wobble son.
>>152755498Just cut your hair lad, no one will know it’s you
>>152755487Definitely the best in the league right now
>>152755513Wat
Dont bother with going out on new year's anymore. Too expensive and I haven't enjoyed alcohol since I was about 23.
>>152755531Palmer is based he shouldn’t be wearing that blue shit
BREAKING NEWS > Legendary Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has peacefully turned 84 years old today
>>152755654Who should he play for?
I really hope I die this year
Pascal Groß back to Brighton here we go
>>152754640>Greatest Country in the Worl>gets 2 years in prison for writing tax money should not be wasted on illegal immigrants on facebook
>>152755674Stomach dropped for a minute. Fuck you man.>>152755722I hope you don't and that you have a great year.
>>152755750Any news on the GF to Anon transfer?
>>152755703Napoli
>>152755764Reports suggest a lot of free agents in the New Year period but Anons funding has been brought into question. More as the story develops.
>>152755754Don't ask what Swedish women are doing right now
>>152755487He's a shit defender. He's world class at fouling goalkeepers though.
>>152755703>>152755654He'll move to Man United when he realises the Chelsea project is dead
>>152755816Has Anon been deducted points yet?
>>152755877As much as I want that to happen, we can't afford him. He's contracted until 2029.
>>152755869Lol cope
>>152755897His price tag is falling with every year that passes
>>152755977Chelsea are scammers mate theyre gon add 30m for the shits
>>152755805Not a bad shout but Napoli already have McTominay
Luv ar ingerlund
so why did brighton sign a 34 year old german called gross
>>152755750Genuinely based.One of the best players in the league and a legend of Brighton.
>>152755877Palmer Mount techy attacking midfield duo could be pretty tasty.
>>152756463If the Brighton algorithm days to get Groß then I back it
>5 /epl/s up with a total of 964 posts
>>152756502We run this shit
>>1527565025 so far
>>152756528shit is the right word yeah
>>152756548We own you
>>152756477Im begging for a crumb of defence
>>152755869Absolute bollocks but I for one am glad he terrifies the whole league.
>>152755674I miss him so much lads and i hate man shit. Am i gay?
Maybe now would be the time to tell you NO you won't have a happy new year. 2026 will only be worse. And every year after that.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>152756750Having a strong United in the league makes the title way more of a prize.
>>1527569672026 and future year bros...
>>1527569672026 will be good for me and everyone who considers me a fren
>>152756967This kind of defeatist attitude has been holding your country back for a long time
>>152756981He was so good mate and he terrified the whole league. I absolutely hate them but they deserved every accomplishment. Brilliant team. It’s very sad to see them so mediocre like this.>>152757008Good luck frog fren
HE'S BEEN SHITE!!!!!!!!!!! No other club gets so much media protection for their flop signings. None. No exception. Chelsea no fucker can talk about so they're exempt
>>152757067>frenYou will now have a good year ")
>>152757221Forgot this guy even existed desu
Im noticing there's less foreign flags in here than the usual epl thread. Has a vpn user been banned?
>mantroony spending xir night alone samefagging on 4chan while everyone's out partying Grim
>>152757221he's been injured like 95% of the timethe real flop is isak and the real media protection is people still claiming in december he's not match fit yet (before he got injured) because he didn't have a preseason.
>>152757331It's cute of you to post about yourself in 3rd person like this
Wirtz has kickstarted his career after eating some food and "Bigelow" Frimpong is now a world class bedrock
>>152757351van de ven breaking isaks leg as he scored his first liverpool epl goal was a 2025 highlight for sure a real HOWEVER
Happy new year. These bastards here böllern like crazy. My cats are scared.
>>152757443Based Aryan de Ven wiping out the Somali
>>15275747740 minutes until new year here but happy new year to you Germany bro <3
Everybody itt will have a good 2026 because the power of frenship is unbeaten
I genuinely can't believe Frimpong is getting media defending after doing nothing
>>152754640This is the thread.
>>152757555Liverpool players are protected by the media in England
>>152757556I've noticed this but why? Man City are much more deserving of this protection
>>152757599>deservingWhy
>>152757626They have played a consistently high level of football and their manager is a football genius
>>152757651Fair
we're going into 2026 with Frimpong as the most-hyped footballer of 2025 ffs
It's 2026 and Spurs are DOG SHIT
Sunderland will beat shitty and the league is arse>go back to your containment thread
HAPPY NEW YEAR BROS
Can't cite one single good team in the prem, but it's still better than all other leagues.
>>152758190That's WHY it's better Even Wolves aren't that bad (now unanimous)
All the middle aged mums are frothing at the Ronan host on BBC
Patrick Dorgu was voted EPL POTW for GW18
Happy New Year to everybody EXCEPT fans of Manchester United football club!!!!
Got a feeling this year is going to be SHITE
Anyone read this?
>>152758283every year is worse than the previous year. forever.
>>152758346>gordon taylor endorsementForgot he existed ever since he fucked off from the PFA.
Stay up shit posting or go out predding?
>>152758346>And I swear this is true, Jimmy Hill looked over at me after the game and he said, David, Prince Andrew is a 12 foot blood drinking pedophile lizard. And I said Jimmy, you're absolutely right.
>>152758373predding?
:)
>>152758442wut
>>1527584502025
>>152758373Go out at 1am?
>>152758411Searching out easy pickings>>152758462Yea, what are you gay or something?
>>152758217This is true. Every game is a big game. It’s great
Just made £200 driving people home from pub ;)
Jesus loves you all!Happy New Year, /sp/!
Apparently Anderson is going to United
Also heard Guehi may be leaving the Premier League
I know we don’t usually discuss Chelsea but this civil war they are having is quite interesting. Expecting Maresca mutual termination tomorrow and a huge protest from the Chelsea fans (in Nigeria).
>only one team won more championship games than Sheffield United in 2025 (Coventry)>only one team lost more championship games than Sheffield United in 2025 (Sheffield Wednesday)
>>152759115I see Amorim and Maresca are under fire in the media but I just checked the epl table and they are 5th and 6th.
>>152759317Maresca had a huge fight with Egbahli and will either quit or be fired later today.
>>152756967ThisThank you Sam Altman
Hull City will be promoted this year
>>152759419Source?
We are UNBEATEN in 2026!
>>152759864The title charge starts now!
>>152759534YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERSMAULED BY THE TIIIIIIIIIIIGERS*claws at you*Can't wait for the cringe kino
>>152759534I am a Hull City fan
>>152760314The all time GOAT piss boiler chant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
>>152760845Has me howling every time. Its so cringe that it circles around to being based.>>152760638How did you suddenly get good?
