>loss angeles
>Stink Poois Crammies
but why?
>>152755097>PLEASE PLEASE CARE ABOUT US>Y-Y-YOU WON'T..??>BUT I POST PICS OF POKEMON WEARING OUR GEAR, ISNT THAT QUIRKY??>LIKE US PLEASE... :(
It makes me angry that Calvin Johnson got so much more respect than Andre Johnson
how will you feel when lambeau is the only open air stadium in the nfl?
Has there even been a more embarrassing retard poster on here than that Rams poster who didn't know what a wild card team is? Only one I can think of that might come close is that Chiefs fan who said Frank Clark lined up offsides.
>>152755142Because the defense is shit. You can get Saleh or Flores, and pair them with a good OC
>the new england inmatriots
>>152755157>Andre Johnsonhis name was really forgettable and didn't have a cool nickname like Megatron
>>152755161Looks like a college stadium. Packers should just move to Milwaukee and build an indoor stadium already.
Does your team play in the wild card game? Yes? Your a wildcard team then lol sorry I dont make the rules
>>152755157Calvin was a superior player and isn’t best known for fighting someone much smaller
>>152755169Jerrod Mayo never would've let this happen.
>>152755169Damn another one?
>>152755163Even as a Rams fan, I was embarrassed for that anon. Then when I called him out, he said he wasn’t a Rams fan. Which I dont believe because he made the statement about the Rams being the last team to win a SB as a Wild Card. A have no doubt that was the same anon that denied being a Rams fan
>>152755163>Has there even been a more embarrassing retard poster on hereyeah any tripfag
you GUYS you will not believe the shit i just stumbled uponthis reads like one of you fuckers wrote it, but no, your average black boomer qb primate fan is actually that insane
>>152755178Andre Johnson was famous long before the Cortland Finnegan fight
>>152755163You are splitting hairs and arguing about diction. You play the same number of games as a "wild card" team does. It doesnt matter
>>152755157Never understood the Johnson vs. Johnson debate. Johnson was the clear winner.
>>152755177>Your >Anime>Doubling down on being a retard
>>152755173megatron didn't even make sense as a nickname. Andre Johnson was the strong and silent type... like gary cooper. He probably didn't even watch cartoons growing up.
>>152755176dont even joke lad
>>152755193I know. But that’s what he’s most remembered for in these days of old, this year
>>152755205I can't tell if your video is real or fake but if it's real what the fuck is wrong with that asshole
>>152755192No worse than the thousands of Josh Allen fans.They're both ringless.
>>152755199Because they are from the age of large receivers, similar body type. They look like grown men among today's WRs who look like boys.
>>152755219>I can’t tell if your video is real or fake
>>152755192Nah. This one of the sanest professional sports fans. Go to your local bar on game day of any of the big 4 sports and you'll hear crazier shit.
>>152755155It's how they beg dodgers fans to follow the Rams on /mlb/
>>152755192Blows my mind that there are unironically so many black people that believe that buckbreaking thing even though it was completely made up. Even more surprising is the number of closet homos that are so obviously thirsty for white dick that keep talking about it. It's just weird that there's some kind of latent inborn desire from these dudes to basically get raped by white guys.Also, the Sanders family is cool with Trump so all that racial nonsense is pointless. They worked with Trump to feed the homeless and Trump praised Shedeur for winning and said his family had winning genes kek.
>>152755192Tariq bros...
>>152755205Lmao
>makes /nfl/ scream cry and freak out for no reason
>cards keeping gannon>raiders keeping pete>bucs keeping bowles>steelers keeping tomlin>bengals keeping taylor>falcons keeping morris>ravens keeping harbaugh >jets keeping glenn>fins keeping McDonald's fucking grim
>>152755192buck breaking is historical revisionism and not true
>>152755205>plays same number of games as "wild card" team>has the same chance of losing in the wild card game as a "wild card" team>not a wild card team cause ACKTUALLY I get to play my wild card game at home!I cant believe how absolutely retarded people are. Its just wording.
>>152755198>You are splitting hairs and arguing about diction.No that would be you. You are trying to redefine terminology that people have been using for decades because you are too much of a stubborn moron to admit you were wrong about something.
>>152755248You’re the same guy as the eagles resting the starters posts. Why are you doing this?
so when are the drake maye allegations coming out?
>>152755244McDaniel isn't that bad. If Dolphins start Ewers next season they will be alot better.
It’s been like 3 hours. It’s time to just admit that we are all wild cards
>>152755244I was thinking about this, the "talent" pool of assistants besides like Shanahan-spawn are so bad that teams should genuinely start looking at like people who make nfl youtube videos. They would probably do better than some random nepo baby dc who ran a mid teams linebacker room for 10 years.
>>152755244This is a good thing
>>152755097is this one of those male cheerleaders like the kangz have?
>>152755273Yes. Most teams have at least one
>>152755250>redefine terminologyBut thats legit all it is, terminology, structually a "division winner" is no different than a wild card game aside from playing at home.
>>152755273Yes, he was so good at shaking his ass that they called him up for the Pro bowl to dance
>>152755244The falcons are too talented to keep wasting this time with Raheem morris at the helm. Sad
Are they paying women to sabotage my Mayetriots?
>>152755283>no difference other than this difference
>Lams got walked down by kirko chains and raheem “the meme” morris
>>152755291>grabbed her shirt >Terrifying Who wrote this Bernard kuntz
>>152755295Its hardly a consolation when you have the extra attrition from the game/possible major injury than a 1 seed. Again, structurally its no different.
There's no difference besides home field, which is why teams famously don't care about seeding at all and there's not several teams this week playing for better seeding even after they clinch a wild card
>>152755309>structurally doesn’t include siteLol
I am a handsome married gigachad and I support trevor Lawrence
>>152755310Non fraud teams dont have to do this though, so they are all wild cards anyways
>>152755300>>Lams got walked down by kirko chains and raheem “the meme” morrisThis did in fact happen
>>152755314Your not guaranteed a win cause you play at home dumbass.
playing at home is really important
>>152755248>has the same chance of losing in the wild card game as a "wild card" teamObjectively not true. Division winners have about a 66% win rate against wild card teams in the wild card round. That has increased to nearly 75% since the advent of the 2 seed and 7 seed playing each other in the wild card round(2 seed is 9-1 against the 7 seed, 90% winrate).>not a wild card team cause ACKTUALLY I get to play my wild card game at home!They're not a wild card team because they have literally never been used to refer to those teams since the dawn and introduction of the concept of a "wild card team". Specifically because the history of the sport didn't involve wild cards until much later. It only had conference winners initially being declared the winner at the end of the season. Then conference winners played other conference winners in what would constitute the "playoffs" to determine the champion. Then divisions were created, and each division winner would play in the playoffs. Then as more teams added and they expanded, they eventually added wild card teams. Those being teams that didn't win their division but had the next best record.Of course, you're a retarded dipshit with 0 sports history knowledge so you don't know any of this.
>>152755317Based
>>152755326>structure is about guaranteed winsLol
>>152755317europoors never are loyal to a team... you hop around like the bandwagon fans you are
>>152755326You're not guaranteed to win after a bye either, dumbass.
>>152755335He didn’t claim to be a fan of a team
>>152755345that's the problem. He's a rat.
>>152755334>>152755341Your still missing the point which is you are still a wild card team cause you play in the wild card. Lol
>>152755341Feels like it's happened alot in recent memory. Titans and Packers in 21, Lions last year.
Non fraud teams dont play in the wild card
>>152755169CHIMPTRIOTS
The Packers, whatever happened there?
Whoever lose the Steeler v Raven game is gonna be the brunt of many racist post from the many racists in this thread...
>most balenced playoffs everhere's why the toxins or panthers will bullshit their way to the superbowl.......cause its all in the script.
/nfl/ is having a melty about their fraud wild card teams lol
>>1527553677th seed merchants
Patty Cuckitini
>>152755244Tua completely imploding saved McDaniels job.
>>152755169>oh uh yea it happned 3 months ago but i just remembered now lolThese ladies just want checks
>>152755375Texans are the only team that that has never even been to a conference championship, you say it so willy nilly. In my mind it's inconceivable for Toxins to ever win anything. Zoomers today grow up with all this national attention to them but that was not the case for 20 years.
>>152755329The one lose was the cowgirls losing to the green gay too kek
>>152755355The point is you're a retard trying to say water is wine.
>ewersI guess the jest are still the only team in the afc east without a qb
>>152755192does he have any Caleb tweets?
>>152755192This was me btw
bearsies ;)
>>152755367set 3 first round picks and $100m on fire for the lolz
>>152755399>food analogyWine doesnt play in the Water Card
Is there a carbon monoxide leak in the thread or something? Wtf am I reading?
>>152755422Caleb still has more receiving touchdowns this year than Matthew Golden.
>>152755283Division winners won their division and they get seeding placement 1-4 based on their records. Wild card teams did not win their division and are seeded 5-7 based on their records. That is the difference. Not all division winners play in the wild card round. Up until 2020, 1 and 2 did not play in the wild card round. Also, there used to only be two wild card teams, but now there are 3. A wild card team, by definition, did not win their division but still had a good enough record to get a playoff invitation. If you won your division, you cannot be a wild card team.Just because you personally want to call all teams playing in the wild card round wild card teams doesn't mean you are equally justified or correct in your usage. You're using it wrong. Objectively.
>>152755432>Dude insisting that Division winners are wildcard teams NOW insisting that water/wine are foodWhere does it end
I wish I was paid to post like lambcuck
imagine being a fucking seattle or san fagcisco fan. I would have to kill myself
>Matthew Golden has more tackles than touchdowns
>>152755449kek, thanks for passing on LBIII gutey
>>152755454Division winners that have to play in the Wild Card round, are wild card teams with a choice of scenery.
>>152755458xeattle posters aint all that bad, ninerfags can be a little much sometimes tho
>>152755458i would say imagine being a rams fan, but they dont have any lmao
>>15275548018+ website, kiddo.
I love Bo Nix’s big fat ass I love sooo much jerking my cock and watching his big fat juicy ass. It’s my dream to cum all my hot milk inside his BIG FAT JUICY ASS
>>152755502I accept your concession
>>152755502>IQ of 18+That's asking way too much.
>people are still getting trolled by this wild card memeYou guys are fucking retarded
>>152755458What do you guys against Seattle man? I've never understood it.
the niners are #1 in the league in 3rd down conversionsHOWEVERthe seahawks are #1 in the league in stopping 3rd down conversions
>division winnerYour a wildcard team.
Who you voting for?
>>152755480>Division winners that have to play in the Wild Card round, are wild card teamsThey are, by definition, not.
>>152755520probably just some assmad rasmfag
>>152755530NFL scriptwriters...
>>152755537shanny if he gets the 1 seedcoen if not
>>152755537My Johnsons. He's doing things with the Bears that no one in Chicago has ever seen before.
>>152755516>He thinks he's trollingI wish he were.
>>152755537packers fan and it has to be ben johnson
>>152755481us twelves were wrongly maligned as bandwagonners back in the LoB days, but also during the Holmgren run
>>152755291Did Robert Kraft piss off the Chabadniks?
>>152755569fool, COTY is a cursed award for bears coaches
>>152755537Vrabel or Shanahan. Probably Vrabel just because of the turnaround, but Shanahan continues to turn pumpkins into princes.
>>152755543Your definition is meaningless. You serve the same functions.
>>152755537COY is the media apology for thinking you would suck ass. And the media was shitting on Coen since his opening presser. It has to go to him.
>>152755597The definition is the definition. Your own personal definitions and pronouns don't mean anything to anyone.
>>152755506If you're going to pretend to be me at least make it funny spastic
>>152755587these people have no idea what the kingdome was like
>>152755544I mean yeah but at the same time the only time anybody ever talks about Seattle in these threads, it's usually just some shitposting about Xeattle this Shecocks that. Feels very dismissive and I struggle to understand where that comes from.
>>152755613im a bearsfag and i must admit ive had some good fun darnoldposting this season
>>152755516>haha, jokes on them, i was merely pretending to be retardedwow cool he really got uswhat an epic joke he was acting stupid for 30 minutes and people called him stupidthis dude is going to go down on the goofster troll hall of fame
>>152755489I was at the falcons/rams game…Rams have fans, believe me. I couldnt get over how many of them there were in fucking atlanta of all places
>>152755634>t. fan of a wildcard shitter
>>152755642Nice larp
>>152755367>trusting a mutt QB
>>152755537Shanahan or Coen
>>152755605Its more or less as distinction. A Cat and tiger are "different" but essentially the same.
>>152755611I saw my first seahawks game at husky stadium because it's a long drive from walla walla.
>a 2nd domestic violence allegation has hit New England Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek that's what happens when you sign a bunch of feral niggers. Hope both Diggs and Barmore get suspended by Goodell for the playoffs
I'm glad people are coming to their senses and realizing guys like Stafford and Maye are the best quarterbacks in the league, and not guys like Lamar or Stroud. They just seem to play the position the right way, you know?
>>152755634It's not me, i've just been watching retards fight over the dumbest shit of all time in sadness, I'm hoping I can educate you on what trolling is so you can stop shitting up my genny
>>152755669If you call a cat a tiger, people are rightfully going to call you a retard. Just like when you call a division winner a wild card team, people know you are a newfag retard.
i genuinely cant decide which would be funnier, the gayvens missing the ‘yoffs and moving on from lameme, or the squeelers missing and gayron retiring a loser
>>152755673A proud Black coach like Jerrod Mayo would keep his boys in line. You just can't trust a white coach.
>>152755698It is actually kinda sad to see how it just shuts down all discussion at times. Saw it happen in /heem/ too where it's nothing but the most esoteric shitposting and zero conversation about the sport outside of whatever some YouTuber felt like making a video about that day.
>>152755698oh no someone is either actually stupid or just pretending to be stupidim going to be really upset if I find out that the guy who I called a fucking retard was merely pretending to be a fucking retard on purposeoh no please help me its such a wicked trap, how will I ever recover from this
>>152755705Ravens making da 'offs would be funnier because IIRC they were like 1-6 while the Steelers were like 4-3
>>152755613they haven't been worth posting about in some time, pete and geno had their moments but they were never very good. last year was shitty but getting darnold and dumping dk have really improved my feelings toward the team. it's also fun seeing guys like sherm excited about them, which means they are at least pretty good.
>>152755673So basically like 80% of the league.
>>152755728you’re right, now that i think about it the playoffs are better when derrick henry is involved
>>152755721The worst part is how obvious it is and these people just keep fucking replying. Chikaner is still getting (you)s, the fucking flyover vs coastie retard is still getting (you)s
NOOOOOOOOO I'm not a wild card team I'm playing at HOOOOOOOME
>>152755702But if I call them both cats then I would be correct. Again. Its just a small distinction.
DB catches interception at his own 1 yard line. Sees big old TE in front of him ready to kill him. Steps back into his own endzone to try and get an angle, doesn't, gets tackled inside his own endzone. Safety?
#RemoveThe7Seedplay-in faggorty is for unserious sports like apehoop
Diego Pavia, you are a:>Hard mode: No Raiders or Jets
>>152755786car salesman
>>152755773Your analogy is shit. If you call them both playoff teams, you'd be correct. Hell, if you called the playoff teams playing in the wild card round, you'd be correct. Even "Wild card round teams" would be okay. But calling division winners wild card teams is flatly incorrect, by definition.No matter how much you try to argue around this, you're wrong.
>the argument for CMC to win MVP is literally the exact same argument people had for Forte in 2014Except the rest of the team sucked.
>>152755782It depends on if the reffies decide his momentum while intercepting the pass took him back into the endzone.
How are the 59ers this year? I somehow have not watched them once
>>152755589Knower right here
can i get a qrd on the stefon diggs stuff?if he’s actually not gonna be available for the playoffs that’s fucking hilarious
>>152755821Same as always. Injured to shit. Shit quarterback being schemed to occasional greatness. Winning games, but a quarterback shy of going all the way.
>Calling division winners wild card teams is flatly incorrect, by definition
>>152755821Still pretty dank.
>>152755821defense held together with popsicle sticks and chewing gumshanny’s offense is still elite and purdy is dealing
>>152755846shining force mogs and he's right
>>152755821Bad as long as they don’t sign Ryback
>>152755786Birmingham Stallion
>Bears, Chiefs, Browns, and possibly Jags will all be getting new indoor stadiums with artificial turfThoughts?
>>152755589Redemption is coming.
>>152755871Are any of them doing sneaky bullshit like Hard Rock Stadium does or are they playing it legit?
>>152755882lmao cam ward is so fucked
>>152755871Cringe and gay
>If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a division winner will get exposed, or a lower seeded team pulls off an "upset", nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little division winner is a wild card team well then everyone loses their minds!"
>>152755871The Bears should absolutely have an indoor stadium, but there will be strong opposition to it by retarded boomers who love to talk about BEAR WEATHER. Hopefully they will be killed and thrown in the same pit as the boomers who always insisted that the Bears don't need a modern offense.
>>152755882Matt Niggy
You dont like being called a wild card team? Well then just dont play in the wild card round!
>>152755894>>152755928Now THIS is schizoposting.
I just think the word wildcard is neat. It reminds me of Kevin Wildes
>>152755904>Hopefully they will be killed and thrown in the same pit as the boomers who always insisted that the Bears don't need a modern offenseBut did you see how the "modern offense" has now completely compromised the team's defense?That's what happens when a team loses it's long established identity. It gives up 42 points to the 49ers!
Playoff script leaked
>>152755938dude it's so epic this guy has been pretending to be retarded for a long time now!!if he keeps this up he might get the pretending to be retarded of the year award!!oh man so many people think he's stupid that he might just set the record..!!!
>>152755882this would be so fucking funny lmao
>>152755960You are mindbroken
>>152755955>trey lance is going to beat the buncos>two wild card teams in the super bowl>all WC NFCCGpeak retardation
>>152755955>the first super bowl with nobody attending
>>152755955>no upsetssorry but draftkings said no
>>152755952rape ryan poles to death then rape him again4 years to draft a defense and they’re all a bunch of traffic cones, the panthers and ben johnson saved that fat faggot’s career
>>152755969yeah dude im like headmelted to the core i might have to see a therapist after thiswe all will omgive never seen such incredible pretending to be retarded skills this is epicthis guy might win 4chan at this rate
>>152755882I don't actually think Matt Nagy is that bad of a coach, he's a culture builder and great play designer. Those bears teams were absolutely shit talent wise and he had them playing way above their level. If his failure and time back with the chiefs has fixed the "gets too cute with the playcalling" he'll be at least average.
isn't the tournament bracket a beautiful format.I don't trust any of these teams to reel off 3 or 4 straight wins against good teams but, it's going to happen, by necessity someone is going to get hot on a remarkable run. so awesome
>hes still mindbrokenYour eyes will open to the truth one day young grasshopper. Distinctions are meaningless.
>>152756018The 12 team format was already perfect.
>>152755955I see the vision
As it stands, not a fan of the Cardinals, Panthers, Falcons, Cowboys, Eagles, Commanders, Bears, Packers, Ravens, Browns, Jets, Texans, Titans, Chiefs, or Raiders.
>>152756018Who are the hot teams right now? Bears, niners, jags?
>https://x.com/yoshiszns/status/2006403878053445983?s=46&t=1zoqWoycV479DDJ9U3GqNgbased autist
>>152756018>>152756051Oh yea and Texans
>>152756051>AFCJagsPatsTexans (D)>NFCSeahawksNinersEagles (D)
>>152755955they really need to do away with division winners getting the higher seed no matter their recordsshould seed best record to worst
>mindbreaks /nfl/
anyone who is against the chicago bears, is fundamentally against America. Chicago is the ONLY soulful american team left in the nfl. if you are actively rooting against it, then you are anti-American scum and hate everything this great country stands for
>>152756093nah bro the 8-9 panthers definitely deserve a home playoff game
>>152756009it's literally the worst secondary i've ever seen but they get a crazy number of turnovers. I think they'll fix those holes during the offseason tho.
I'd just like to point out the fact that at the root of it all was a Rams faggot being ignorant about what is and what isnt a wildcard. It's always the same guy
poopy mutthomes
>>152755955Didn't the Texans sweep the Jags?
>>152756153and there it is
>he still thinks im a lambsfag>wont ever bring any ridicule to my actual teamMission accomplished
>>152756137The secondary and LBs are fine, possibly above average, it's the DL, it's the worst in the league, they cannot pressure anyone, they have zero gap discipline, every single one of them sucks ass.
>>152756168it worked for micah
>>152756156Almost no team beats another 3 times in a year, it's incredibly difficult.
>>152756137i sure fucking hope they do, gonna be hard after poles signed odeyingbo and jarrett to massive multi-year deals, overpaying for a complete non-factor bum and a washed NT as if they dont already have one of those in andrew billings. they’re gonna have to spam defense the entire draft and hope they hit.
>>152756016Crazy to realize that Trubisky was by far the best QB that Nagy had during his tenure. And Fields should have never been a starter in the NFL.
>>152756168THANK FUCKING GODI was worried he'd go to the bears and we're already playing with fire having CJGC on the team, we don't need a second one.
>>152756138Is there some hot new meme I missed?
Anyone else gonna suck a mean dick at the stroke of midnight?
>>152756168holy kek they are desperate. bears broke them.
>>152756225Anons mindbroken by a hair distinction.
>>152756093>>152756121Want a home game? Win your division, it's that simple
>>152756231i think i'll drink an entire large bottle of brut starting at around 9 pm
>>152756153Just imagine the amount of refball he'll get for his redemption arc next year.
>>152756171But he is a Rams fan. It's obvious.
>>152756237Wild card team though
>>152756188>>152756176montez sweat has been noticeably quiet this season, hope he bounces back. I'd hate to have to focus entirely on fixing the defense since even with what we got i was hoping that caleb could get some more weapons. I don't think DJ Moore has many years left. I do think Luther Burden is very much underrated.
>>152756168how is this legal?
>>152756256They need a first round talent on the DL, then everything else can be BPA but at least one more DL and an OG is needed.
bears bros, who are we selecting with the 32nd overall pick this year
>>152756233i was kekking so hard when the ravens busted the grater out last saturday
>>152756290The fattest, meanest DT still available
>>152756186titans did it to the jags in 99
>>152756290R Mason Thomas
>>152756307i love this rotund nigga but he is very clearly on the wrong side of father time
>ESPN Pick 'Em Panelist Weighted Odds for Super Bowl FavoritesESPN's top Pick 'Em analysts this year compiled their picks for which teams they thought were most likely to win the Super bowl and averaged them. The results were as follows:NFCSeahawks 27%Eagles 25%49ers 18%Bears 15%Rams 12%Packers 2%Panthers/Buccaneers 1%AFCBills 25%Patriots 24%Broncos 22%Jaguars 13%Texans 8%Steelers/Ravens 5%Chargers 3%Link: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/page/viewersguide47389291/nfl-week-playoffs-picks-predictions-schedule-fantasy-football-odds-injuries-stats-2025
>>152756168Damn, these last three losses really broke the Packers huh?
I'm thinking about N9ne again bros...
>>152756290Ryback
>>152755161Bills new stadium will be open air, but the field will be heated so no more kino snow games unfortunately.
>>152756168Put your entire house on whoever the Packers play on division winner weekend.
>>152756337>Bills 25%The Bills are the 3rd worst team in the entire playoffs
>>152756337i think the only people in the country who think the seahawks dont have a chance in hell are seattleites
>>152756357brosmer finna bootyblast those 7 seed merchants
>>152756321Yea he's funny to look at but he's not good at all. And yet still better than Jarrett somehow
>>152756374Max "3 passing yards" Brosmer, Devastator of Detroit, will always be a legend but I dont think the Pack is really trying to win this weekend anyways with their health issues, I think theyre sitting everyone. Im talking about when they actually get in the playoffs and have 2025 Trevon Diggs with no ligaments on the field defending a young buck like Hurts or Williams
>>152756137No it's the Dline that's shitNo pressure would make any secondary look bad
Fortyniners score at will on you and now your defense is entirely in shambles.>bears
>>152755871These fake turfs suck. Even going back to the astrodome with the famous "astroturf" the NFL players for the oilers always claimed it caused injuries. Reliant/NRG stadium for the Texans it's the same thing. The NFL is slowly moving everyone to this soulless interior. Now I suppose it would be possible to grow real turf if there is enough natural light coming through the skylights.
>>152756156split with the jags.
>>152755955>herbert beating lawrence>chargers beating the jaguars in jacksonville>chargers beating the jaguars ever
>>152756415Bro the defense has been shit all year, this is not news, they gave up 40 to the Joe flacco Bengals
Find your team here!
>>152756479Grim
>>152756486So the refs actually do have it out for the Bears. No wonder they lost Sunday.
>>152756337>eagles 25%Do people even pay attention to the games?
>>152756065I don't really get this defense meme like it's a completely different type of team. Teams like the Pats would always have these pretty mid level defenses that would suddenly become elite during the playoffs for like 10 years. Ever since the 00s Steelers and Ravens, there have not really been teams that have been carried by D. The defensive side of the ball is so handicapped that it can only matter for so many plays. The NFL has always come down to offense in the modern era. Texans had arguably a better D in 2011 and they failed for a decade with elite defensive players to win many playoff games without an elite QB.
>>152756510alex moore should be hanged asap
>>152756486Rams are the most disciplined team in the league
Caleb Williams should be second place in MVP voting behind HIM
>>152756479they have been good at home, especially once we got TJ and Jaylon back. still need Kyler to get healthy and Sweat/Booker to step up a level.
>>152756542Stafford should be MVP this season
>>152756550i could (and will) watch this all day
>Stat Padford>MVP
>>152756337why are the bills so highly rated? they just lost
Does McDermott get fired if the Bills don’t make it to the Owl?
>Flake Gaye>MVP
>>152756510>So the refs actually do have it out for the BearsOr the Bears are undisciplined thugs
Ever notice how so many QBs are able to easily mocked with the word "gay"? Anyone who this doesn't work on?
Didn't know the Patriots had so many based players.
>>152756486Bengals get some of the most absurd refball at home for whatever reason and they're still shit
>>152756593It works on Gayron and Gayleb as they are actual homosexuals. Like calling Phillip
>>152756575Sean McDumbass will never be fired unless Allen leaves
>>152756593>Anyone who this doesn't work on?trevor lawrence
>>152755097Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
I'm a Pats fan that wants Maye to be MVP but I wouldn't mind if Stafford wins it I like him.
>>152756510This has been obvious for about 10 weeks now
>>152756593Ryback
>this bussy>MVP
>>152756628Your bussy is the Most Visited Place
>>152756626>Rybitch's heterosexuality
>>152755537If it's the "apology award" then Coen.If it's the "best turnaround award" then Vrabel.If it's the "actual best coach in the league award" then Shanahan.Over half the teams don't make the playoffs. If your QB1 is out for half the season, most teams would throw their hands up and go "how the fuck are we supposed to be a top 7 team in the conference?" The Chiefs were out of the playoffs with what many say is a top 5 QB of all time healthy all season long.The niners are 1 home win away against a team they've already beat on the road away from being the #1 seed in the NFC. Their WR1 has been out all year. Their QB1 has been out half the year. Their WR2 and 3 have missed time. Their TE1 has missed about 6 or 7 games. Their Hall of Fame, Pro Bowl LT left on the first play of the game last Sunday and they dropped 42 points after it. Their generational Linebacker has been out since about week 5. Their perennial pro bowl Defensive End in Bosa has been out since week 6 with a season ending injury. Their 1st round draft pick pass rusher is out with a season ending injury. Their entire team is a revolving door of injuries up and down, left and right. They lost Javon Hargrave, Hufunga, and Greenlaw in the offseason, among others.And they're 1 win away from the #1 seed. How the fuck could he not be coach of the year?
>>152756593Caleb Williams
Other teams scout Penn State. NE scouts State Penn.
>Meme Meme>MVP
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!
>>15275666937 SIR!
DeKaylin
>>152756677coward
>>152756669Yes.Bolt up, btw.
>>152756677
The media won't show this
>Matt Stafford 42 TDs8 INTsRecord against <.500 teams (7-4) >Drake Maye 30 TDs8 INTsRecord against <.500 teams (1-2) How is this even a debate?
>>152756677Say this shit in Baltimore, see what fucking happens to you.
>>152756626Who the fuck is that
>>152756702Everyone already knows that Maye is a schedule baby
Caleb "Already the best QB in Bears history" Williams
>>152756712Team sport, one plays on a stacked team and the other plays on a meme team recovering from Bill Belichick being in charge of drafting
>>152756727If I'm Ben Johnson, I call plays for this exact scenario. It would make this season a success no matter what else happens.
>>152756712MVP is a dumb as fuck award. It just goes to the QB of the best regular season team.If the Rams end up 3rd in their own division with 11-12 wins, people will shy away from voting for him on this alone. In all honesty the fact that Christian McCaffery is not even in the running is retarded as fuck. If the niners get the #1 seed he should be the favorite by a mile.
>>152756712vs the same teams Maye has better numbers
Clevaland has a losing record but Garrett had 5 sacks against Maye, he still played decent defenses
>>152756712Maye has better numbers against the same teams
>>152756734Wouldn't the Lions be onto that and just play against the pass?
>>152755161>how will you feel when lambeau is the only open air stadium in the nfl?It'll probably be the last of the open stadiums but the NFL will soon require all teams to have a proper domed stadium.
are the patriots problematic? why do so many of their stars cause problems?
>>152756702How many games did each QB's have. Seems like more of a lack of opportunity
Here’s what’s at stake this weekend
>>152756773>da burrs have fate on their side Most sovl in the league
>>152756787Rams confirmed champs
>>152756773Hawks confirmed champs
>>152756793The Broncos have .7 more fate thoever?
>>152756787>>152756773lions are the best team in the NFCNbears and vikings will be fighting for #2
How is does Caleb under 60% completion and people want to hype him up, it looks like he's being carried
>>152756802They are owned by walmart, the opposite of sovl
A modern starting QB under 60%
>>152756810Chicago fans are forcing him as a meme because they've been deprived of even mildly competent QB play for so long
>the jester guild is acting up again
>>152755537> Who you voting for?Ben Johnson. He made his name with my Lions and went to Chicago and completely turned the team around by turning them into the 2023-24 Lions.
it finna rain Saturday Purdy cant handle wet balls
Imagine Maye having the kind of weapons that t Caleb has
>>152756824Let it sink through for the second that the last competent QB the Bears had was Jay Cutler.
>>152756724>he doesn’t know about The Straight White Hope Ryback
>>152756771With what secondary?
>>152756810It is simultaneously true that he has been incredibly clutch and made some of the best plays of the season while also saying his basic fundamentals can be fucking shit and he misses wide open passes too much. That is literally his problem. He is basically playing like Trevor Lawrence.
Diggs might be facing suspension after strangling the fuck out of his chef
There's no way Myers can win another game on field goals alone.
>>152756843Based.Anyone else ever notices how they always have no comeback against this and almost immediately shut up after it's posted? It's like the tianamen square copypasta but for NFC North fags.
>>152756774love SoFi
gayleb choked while big brock cock danced all over the burrs
>>152756843but there 5 guys there
bearsfags are desperate for their success to be anything but luck
Caleb has over 500 passing attempts and only 6 Ints
>>152756137>it's literally the worst secondary i've ever seen but they get a crazy number of turnovers.Literally the 2023-24 Lions.>I think they'll fix those holes during the offseason tho.Literally 2023-24 Lions fans.
>not watching collebebrown
>>152756858This webm is more telling about the Bears defense than anything. What the hell was 49 even doing? Is that a real NFL defenseman?
>>152756365Yeah. Because we actually watch the Hawks play. Darnold is fucking awful.
>>152756810He throws away a lot of passes, no one seems to realize this when talking about the completion percentage, if you remove drops and throwaways he's above 65%
>>152756862because his garbage throws go out of bounds
my packies made the playoffs and that's all that matters to me :)
>>152756850But he wasn't wearing the shield when he did it, so all we need is a written apology.
>>152756881Throwing away the ball >> Turning it overHope this helps
>>152756875>>152756858Also whoever 97 is on the Bears needs to be cut immediately after that play.
The NFC north is the only division that matters and it's funny how upset you guys get when we don't pay attention to you.>>152756884Burrs are going to demolish you on WC weekend
>>152756852Isn't he a couple of kicks away from the Hawks all time scoring record?
Pretty accurate
Guys, CFB is on!
>>152756858Any way you slice it the entire bears defense is amateur hour. No wonder why the Niners dropped 40+ on them. That is not a playoff caliber defense. First round exit confirmed.
>>152756892hilarious if true
THE TANK BOWL CONTINUES!For tank enjoyers, the giants play the cowboys 3 hours before the raiders play the chiefs. Meaning if the giants beat the cowboys, raiders clinch the number one pick. Is Jerry devious enough to intentionally lose to the giants?Who you got, /nfl/?!
>>152756891>>152756887>>152756884>>152756869>>152756862>>152756877See>>152756853>>152756843
>>152756892>>152756903oh actually he set the record awhile ago
the jesterguild knows the ceiling for their shitty teams is wining their garbage fraudulent division which is why they're so cancerous during the regular seasonwe can only hope they don't play each other so that they're both out in the first round
>>152756891>The NFC north is the only division that mattersit's literally the worst division in football you retard
Who ya kissing at midnight?
>>152756948My pillow since I'm not staying up for New Years
>>152756948Your ass goodbye after you lose in the first round.
>>152755871
>>152756923For me, it's Stephen Hauscka.
no division has been so consistently bad and irrelevant in the modern NFL playoffs as the NFC North, their posters should be banished from /nfl/ to a containment thread
>>152756645>The Chiefs were out of the playoffs with what many say is a top 5 QB of all time healthy all season long.Dumbass lifetime Lions fans of two years are blaming Goff for the team's lack of success this season, because he isn't a running/scrambling QB.Meanwhile, the Chiefs were already out of playoff contention half way thru the season, despite Mahomes literally being renowned as a running/scrambling QB.A shitty O-line = a shit team regardless of who the QB is.
>>152756959based ass kisser
my gary bearies are going to bootyblast your shit team in the playoffs
Have you pavloved yourself with a NFL team? I remember watching the Saints play some team in 2006 at my grandparents house and the only soda they had was caffeine free pepsi so whenever I see the saints I think of that flavor.
>>152756970I have no memory of him... shaun alexander tho
>>152756973>containment threadHere's one>>152699339
Maye is already prime Rodgers and Cam Ward is older than him with Bo Nix almost 2 1/2 years older
>>152756727The Lions have returned to being the team in every other team's highlight reels...
>>152756897Pretty retarded more like
>>152756645
>>152756938>we can only hope they don't play each other so that they're both out in the first roundIt's possible
Nick Wright is right about the NFL MVP process.>September-November is about who qualifies for the award (this year was Stanford, Maye and Allen)>actual award goes to which qualifier has the best December
>>152756859tampa
>>152756626Rybrokeback mountain
>>152756593Brock PurdyGo ahead I'd like to see you try
The Patriots have a prime Rodgers for another 3 years on a rookie contract
>>152756869i don't pay attention to expansion teams
>>152756645>If your QB1 is out for half the season, most teams would throw their hands up and go "how the fuck are we supposed to be a top 7 team in the conference?"How much for Shanahan?
>>152757082that's a lot of championship game loses
>/nfl/ is seething about the most storied division in league historyIs.. Is this an NFCN induced melty?
>>152755142Zac… gods, what a stupid name.
the trade market for Mills, McKee, AOC, and Willis is going to be crazy to watch
>>152756742>>152756768Cope. Drake hasn’t had to go against any top 10 defenses. The Rams have had to go against the Seahawks (2x), Texans and Jags. It’s not even a debate
>>152757111Taps sign>>152756843
We'll see how good Maye is in the playoffs and next years schedule is a killer
the packers are the only nfc north team worth talking about, and that franchise has been great but not amazing for the past 30 yearsthe other 3 teams are literally pathetic, pathetic chokers, and pathetic has-beens
>>152757111>we wuzzing about plumberball gamessee>>152756843
People keep talking about schedule but they have pretty much the same talent level that gave them a weak schedule in the first place other than Maye gaining more experience
Isn't it crazy how the 49ers are fighting for the bye?
>>152757148Soon as they get a 1st place schedule, Bills will be back on top for a couple years
the steelers are the only afc north team worth talking about, and that franchise has been great but not amazing for the past 30 yearsthe other 3 teams are literally pathetic, pathetic chokers, and pathetic has-beens
>bring up the NFCN in any way>instant (You)sYou guys are too easy, seethe about your founding fathers.
>>152756994super bowls and the smell of cat piss. I will not elaborate
>>152757148Gaye really is a completely different quarterback against competent defenses. I think his first playoff game will make the drake maye mvp talk look silly
>>152757203you're*
>Flyovers >getting butthurt >because they are all frauds Every time
It’s clear the NFC West is the best division, with the most evenly distributed success, regularly changing champions, and playoff success (except the cardinals)
>>152757215Maye had a relatively easy time with the Falcons if I remember
I have a feeling that some qb is tearing an acl this weekend.
>>152757239The Pats won by 1 fucking point at home. The Rams were in the road, missing 2 starting linemen, TE1 and WR2 (Davante). Not even to mention being screwed by a PI (non-call) that was blatantly obvious.
Stafford would've won against the Falcons if he has both his Hall of Fame wide receivers playing. Everyone knows he can't do much with just one.
>>152757100i would give up several firsts for a top tier coach like him
I feel like playing on 31 dec is way worse than playing on christmas idk how the players dont complain
>>152757263My intuition is probably more accurate than yours, and I don’t think there’s gonna be any major QB injury
Where has Maye failed to raise up to the occasion other than one half of the Bills game?
>>152757280Sorry wrong general meant for /nba/
>>152757239the patriots were ass in the second half. they got completely bailed out by the falcons kicker missing an extra point that would have put the game into overtime
>>152757196Ravens will win.
Alcohol is a scam. Drinking it for flavor or whatever is insane
Matt Stafford pick sixed his MVP away kekkkkkkk kwab
>>152757275Yeah man let’s just pretend that the Rams weren’t also missing 2 starting linemen, TE1 (Higbee), WR2 (Davante), and RB2 (Corum). Let’s just totally pretend this stuff didn’t have to protect the very fake MVP narrative of Fake Maye
>>152757308How's life as a woman, faggot?
>>152757288He lost to the fucking Raiders and went 3-14 last year, my man.
>>152756593Stafford. Mahomes either but calling him a faggot is appropriate
>>152757316>complaining about injuries against the Falcons who lost to the Jets just a few weeks agoFucking kekkkkkkkkkk. Trip on Youngbitch
>>152757316NOT THE RB2!!!
the amount of kvetching you guys do about the nfcn exceeds the amount of actual nfcn posts per thread
1 last pounding lanix bros...
>>152757288Uhhh the Ravens game where he came back in the 4th?
Nigga said Matt Trashford lost because Blake Corum is injured. Holy kek
Happy new year to yallExcept broncos and chargers fans
>>152757288he has only had one fourth quarter comeback so far in his career and it was the snoop huntley ravens
>>152756137Did you not see the Lions last year?
Is Blake Corum the real MVP?
>>152757377see>>152757089
>>152757324But why would you bother try to acquire a taste for something that is pretty much poison in the first place. I don't know I taste leather and Windex maybe
>>152755142Is this a god damn joke? I hope Burrow requests a trade soon, this insanity needs to stop.
>>152757346>>152757364Fucking casuals. If Alearic Jackson was starting and not that terrorist DJ Humphries, we win by 10 points. Let alone the impact of everyone else we were missing. Y’all are very unserious in providing actual arguments for Fake Maye. Stafford beats him out in every category, as I stated >>152756712
>>152756168>taking a player so useless and toxic the Cowshitters sent him home before the season ended becuae they didn't even want his ass in the buildingPower move by Green Gay lol
My Fraudies would bootyblast both of these shit conferences.
>>152756727he will probably get it, the lions secondary is absolutely horrific
Or maybe i got scammed into buying something that wasn't good in the first place
what if Joe Flacco is made the offensive coordinator of the Steelers next year? That would be weird
Matthew Stafford would be the MVP if he had more help. It's that simple.
>>152757239
>>152756794At least you'll have this chart when you're first round exits against a wildcard team
Would the Jets still have beaten the Falcons if Stafford were their QB? I'm not so sure.
I noticed the seething at "flyovers" ramped up after Bears beat Philly
>>152755291>whorecollar tackle>5 year penalty>fourth down
Why do you guys keep talking about this dogshit video game?
>beating a coastgod team in the regular season is the flyover super bowl because they haven't seen a real one in 15 yearskeep dancing for me, jester
Happy new year brehs. May your team never draft frauds and FFFFFUCK the refs.
post plays of the year, I'll start
>>152757498But every team besides my reffies is a fraud.
>>152757350>AOC is playingNow it’s time to worry. Queefs defense better show up
>>152757514>After review the call is OVERTURNED What now reffies?
>>152757504>Piss Shitford
>>152757498Happy new year my Aryan brother
brothers I had burger king for the first time in a decade and it was fucking ass$23 for two #1s, I think I would rather starve than do that again
The Patriots had the WEAKEST schedule in the NFL in the last 20 years. >The 2025 Patriots opponents combined record: 0.386Here are the teams closest:>2007 Seahawks: .414>2010 Chiefs: .414>2023 Falcons: .418>2012 Falcons: .422
>>152757498It's 3pm.
>>152757457But Rams are a wildcard team? Idgi
>>152757504
>>152757498Started celebrating early, eh?
>>152757566this guy dabbed on the lions so hard
>>152757566Astounding pass. Don't think that guy is on his team though.
>mfw cock turdy gets both of his knees inverted like Xavier Renegade Angel in the ploofs
>>152757566>4th and 1 at the 4>down 3-0 in the 2nd quarterjust take the fucking sack
>>152757606i look like this
>>152757566He tried to do the thing I've seen Baker and Hurts do where they stiff arm a guy and throw on the run, but it did NOT go well.
>>152757454Despite being sacked 6 times, Maye finished 19/29 for 256 yards, 2TD 1INT on the day. The Patriots almost lost because the defense could not stop Drake London. The Patriots are fraudulent, but it's because of their defense, not Maye. The Pats rank 25th in defensive DVOA this season. Any time they play a semi-functional QB, you get games like the 21-0 choke vs. Buffalo or the Ravens game where they gave up 7 YPC to Derrick Henry.
>>152757606>Knee Hurty
>>152757549Slow down big smoke, you ate 2 #1s?
>>152756787>Rams>Dominant>Loses to the Falcons' backup QB Kurt Coupons
>>15275754999% of fast food is garbage. I only eat if I have no other option.
>>152757652nah sometimes you order for more than one person, ya dig? like you have company
>>152757608>Bears physically dominated the Eagles all game long Shame they couldn't do even an ounce of that against San Francisco.
>>152756976the niners o-line is shit too tho
why is he so smug?
>>152757549the onion rings with that zesty sauce is good
>>152757540>t.
>>152757670You serve your company fast food? Maybe you got a bad one and your boy uhh "friend" got the good one?
>>152757504Bears have had like 4 already.
>>152757718I wasn't saying that we are Aryan brothers, I'm saying he's my brother who is Aryan. I'm a beaner.
>>152757549The big 3 fast food places have dropped off a cliff in the last few years. I had a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich for the first time in a while recently and it was so bad. If I want fast food I'm gonna go somewhere they at least pretend to care, like culver's or Jersey Mike's.
>>152757550The 1972 Dolphins had a SOS of .367. Nobody cares. It doesn't fucking mean anything. Tons of owl winners have SOS that hover around .400 because the majority of teams who have very high winning records(13+ wins) usually have a weak SOS. The Bills and Broncos both have SOS in the low .400's but nobody rants about how shit they are DESPITE the fact that the Broncos struggled to beat all of these shit teams like the Jets, Raiders, and Giants and barely beat them all by like 3 points and the Bills flatout lost to teams like the Falcons and Dolphins where the Patriots didn't.I've never seen you retards so hung up on SOS until this year. Your hateboner for the Patriots is at absurd goofy levels and you have so little you can criticize them for that you have to rely on something as irrelevant as SOS. You are so scared of them winning big lmao.
>>152757747well, then post them
>>152757747One of the greatest throws you have ever seen your life or missing a wide open receiver 5 yards away. No exceptions.
New in a few shitposts:>>152757783>>152757783>>152757783>>152757783Yes, it's slightly early, but unless you want another Rams thread, whatever.
>>152757782Sure thing.>>152757608>fuck the tush push>>152757747>kill the fudgepackersAnd of course>Styling on the broswnAnd I don't have the webm but that game winner against the Bengals was fucking amazing.
>>152757671it was like 10-3 in the 4th quarter ffs
>>152756973NFC North has been bretty gud.
>>152757504No other play is half as good as this
>>152757803Only encouraging other earlyposts retard
>>152757833Jameis deserves to be a starting QB. Will he win a lot of games? Probably not, but god DAMN is he kino.
>>152757803stop making threads early you fucking spastic. there are 10 /nfl/ threads still on the board and 5 of them never reached the image limit
>>152757833Yea if I had to pick a single play of the year it's this or the ravens hand off pick six, that shit was so fucking cash.
>>152757803Early fags btfo
>>152757842I could have waited 10 more posts and the Ramsfaggot would have already made a thread. He consistently makes them around 490. It's 5 posts. Relax. I posted the genny maybe 30 seconds early. I think you'll live.
>>152757803kwab
>>152757782>meme chucks it to a wide open receiverNot a play of the year
>>152757872>I think you'll live.Unlike your thread, genny autist
Wow I'm sure glad that mod deleted that thread for being 60 seconds early. Cannot wait for another Rams thread. Thank you mods. Dumbfuck retards. And yet the Ramsfag will make one at 480 again and it won't get deleted.
>>152757872>being this obsessedYou all need lives. I have never cared about who makes the genny. You sound like a retard
>>152757888I already posted what I think was the Eagles play of the year, that was just a dragon for dragon's sake.
lol Stefon Niggs chimped out on a staff member and beat a bitchThe pats need to find a less deranged monkey for their organ grinder
>>152757899New>>152757899STAY MAD
>>152757893No one gives a fuck what the op image is on a thread that last 4 hours. Except you.
>>152757917You dumb fags complain about it literally every thread and now you're crying because I posted 60 seconds early. Fuck off.
>>152757932Big mad.
>>152757932HOES MAD(x24)
>>152757833>loins
>>152755244>>bucs keeping bowlesIf this is true, they are retarded. They could be competitive with a white coach.
