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>>152755299>LMFAO HE DID THE MARSHAWN NUT GRABas he jumped into a giant bowl of cornflakes lol
Coach Primate
mexichads...we won.
>>152755365did that get flagged or are they gonna Let Them Play
>>152755365college football, babyyyyyy
>coach rape ape
iowa is cooked
Coach Socioeconomic Factors
>>152755365frosted flakes chuddy
>>152755378>>152755387The one sad thing about coach crimerate not getting to 6 wins is that we dont get to see them get bootyblasted in a shit tier bowl game
>>152755365That looks fun as fuck
>>152755392Coal has Dindunuffin
Why don't straight guys like dancing?
>>152755414They do, it just depends on the kind of dancing we're talking about
>>152755414it's gay
>>152755424>They doFaggot detected.
vandy can't hang with these TEs
I don't think I've seen such an egregious missed call as that offsides in the Sun Bowl. Holy fuck how do you not call that
>>152755424gay
They really need to be giving these kids some kind of prize pool if you really want them to try in these bowl games.
Imagine being unable to stop Iowa
>>152755414I only dance with latinas
>>152755424I bet you get called zesty a lot and think it's a compliment huh?
the eec would be exposed by wisconsin
i need pavia to get sacked at least two more times
>the goal for vanderbilt is to use up the clockuh why would the vanderbilt defense wanna do that acho?
>dancing>faggotry
Oklahoma>2003 national championship loss vs LSU>2004 national championship loss vs USC>2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol)>2009 national championship loss vs Florida>2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson>2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia>2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU>2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs BamaChokelahoma
>>152755242What’s so weird about those coaches?
time to find out if the ace hardware proprietary ice melt blend is any good
Arch Chads. We are so back.
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST!!!!!
>>152755482I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE CHEESIEST!!!!
Late Dec 2025 /cfb/ thread on /sp/: peak bowl-season degeneracy.Main vibes:• Savage “Chokelahoma” copypasta roasting Oklahoma’s historic big-game collapses (2003–2025)• SEC vs B1G console war, mostly B1G posters arguing with themselves• Live Alamo Bowl TCU upsets USC in OT, Big Ten gloating• Iowa absolutely demolishing Vanderbilt (10-2 SEC team) massive SEC humiliation spam (“SEC is trash”, Pavia mocked, punter fails, 40+ points allowed)Recurring themes: endless seethe, ratio bait, “It Just Means More” irony, random slurs, Iowa TE superiority, NIL cope, ref complaints.Pure /sp/ bowl-week energy: maximum lulz and conference dick-measuring.
>Wisconsin safety Preston Zachmann is trying to get a medical redshirt to play a 7th season of college football and is entering the Transfer PortalWhy? He'll be like 25 years old once the 2027 NFL Draft rolls around. Who's going to want a 25 year old defensive back?
>>152755414I feel literally no urge to dance without alcohol. After some drinks I can be into it, but I suck at it. I like songs where there’s an obvious thing to do like Cotton Eyed Joe, Macarena or Cupid Shuffle because I don’t have to think about what to do.
>his confidence is bad
the only bowl game that matters outside of the playoffs is the Mayo bowlprove me wrong
>>152755446The problem is you can't pay enough to make playing in consolation bowls worthwhile for players with NFL futures while also staying profitable. "We'll give you 100K to play in this bowl game" really doesn't mean much to somebody who is about to sign a NFL 1st, 2nd or 3rd rounder contract. Depending on the player you'd have to offer mid six figures to low seven figures to change their mind about opting out. Multiply that by 5 players in your bowl and now you're losing money.
>>152755486>2-6
Look y'all we need to cheer for Arch. The SEC needs all the win that we can get.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152755499>we need to cheer for Arch blowing out his kneeagreed
>college ki-ACKAPOLOGIZE
College k-ACK!
>usc rivalry in coke commercial is notre dameOh no no no no no no
The outcome for maximum seethe is for the SEC to lose every remaining bowl game except that Georgia (or maybe Alabama) wins out. SECfags will claim to still be the best conference and everyone else will argue about how awful the rest of the SEC did.
>>15275549670k per winning kid30k per losing kid
>>152755519>The outcome for maximum seethe is for the SEC to lose every remaining bowl game except that Georgia (or maybe Alabama) wins out.That's fucking retarded. Max seethe would be for them to lose every bowl game except the one more SEC vs. SEC matchup that is unlosable.
>>152755519>argueno argument therebad is bad
he didn't fly so good...
HUGE leap
>throwing the ball away on 4th downGuess the qb
"I should try spinning, that's a good trick!"
So this is the power of the SEC huh?
Bro musta been downing Red Bull like crazy before that return
REV UP THAT REFBALL
that was sick
STOP ROUGHING THE MANLET
>reffies trying to give the sec a prayereven the announcers calling out the bias
dixiebros...
has the ESPN ref EVER disagreed with a call on the field?
Nigger
>UndermemeMichigan paid $12m for this?
THE FIX IS IN
>/cfb/ seething about my longhorns lol
>>152755570woah woah WOAH
>>152755519On the other hand, if you want B1G/SEC console wars to stfu for the offseason pull for Taco vs Miami in the title game
>>152755571>>UndermemeIt's Blunderwood. Get with the program.
>>152755573no one cares about texas' irrelavence
It's commodover
they better keep those michigan fags away from bevo they get handsy when they're allowed to roam
They brought Bevo all the way to Orlando?
>>152755573>>/cfb/ seething about my longhornsSaid the faggots who just spent literal weeks seething about [justifiably] not making the playoffs
Bryce Blunderwood sure makes that Texas secondary look pretty good lol most of them have barely even played college football
Top 3 teams that make Reddit seethe3. Notre Dame (Christianity isnt very wholesome chungus)2. Ohio State (Seething)1. Anyone in the SEC (generational trauma from getting bootyblasted by ALABAMAGODS every season)Are there any I missed?
Live look at SEC homer HQ
can john travolta just fuck off already
My Syracuse Orange would booty blast all these shit bowl teams
>>152755601>Are there any I missed?Nobody here would know. Why don't you fuck off back to there, and stay there [faggot]?
>2nd down field goal with 3 minutes left
>>152755591Of course. Bevo goes where the team goes.
>there've been no >college kickers moments todayguys I'm getting nervous...are college kickers good now?
>>152755614iowa ain't gonna do shit on offense this vandy coach Knows Ball
They just kicked a FG on 2nd down?
>>152755614interesting strategy
>>152755617If the first round is anything to go by, Miami will make up for it tonight.
>vandy's coach kick fg on 2&10 to cut the deficit to 7watwhy
>>152755612Im sorry that your team of shitters didn’t make the playoffs this year Chicano
>>152755617There was a >college punter
what the fuck was that?
>WE DEM>WE DEM>WE DEM BOYZ
>>152755617Vandy's punter made up for the lack of >college kickers
The Big Ten and Big 12 are both deeper conferences than the SEC
They should jump offside
Is the coach retarded?
>>152755621>>152755628to try and preserve clock time. they have to force an immediate 3 and out though
saarhorns.png
>UT offensive line coach didn’t get fired but the DC did Lmao sark is back on the pills isn’t he
people really thought Vandy should make the playoff. one 9+ win season without any gangrape and they thought they were the shit
>>152755636literally 0 ratings/rankings/whatever back this up
>>152755639retarded not to get 7 there and get the fg with time dwindling at the endfucking sec retardation
2nd year in a row where Michigan's DL is going off in the bowl game after being shit for the whole season. If Wink could get them to play like this consistently then he'd be keeping his job.
>>152755643Sark wasn't a pill popper, he was a drunkard. And yes. He lives in Austin, Tito's probably has a pipeline from their distillery to his house.
>>152755629>Im sorry that your team of shitters didn’t make the playoffs this year ChicanoMy team IS in the playoffs, you stupid nigger.
>>1527556452-6?
>>152755647i guess vandy was worried they were gonna use to much time trying to get the td during that possession?
>>152755645>(((rankings)))
>>152755655but they'd have plenty of time for the td later with no timeouts left? wat
CORN! CORN! CORN!
The SEC should have at least 6 guaranteed playoff spots every season since they make all the money for this league to function.Am I wrong for thinking this?
>Jeff aims is Arizona State's QBYIKESIKES
What Cheez-Its are eating bros? For me its the Italian four cheese
If Michigan manages to beat Texas, someone needs to do a wellness check on the EECfags
i kneel to prince chedward and his dragon
it's over...
>offsides to lose the gamesaw that coming a million miles away lol
>>152755648Bear in mind that this is a Texas offensive line that was dominated by San Jose State
>vandermolished
They should have jumped offside on 2nd 1, reset the downs and keep the TO and the 2 minute warning
>>152755675Ritz sandwich > Cheez it
>>152755675I stopped eating Cheez-its years ago once I realized their second-most-used ingredient is vegetable oil.
>>152755670You are because we don't need any guaranteed slots. SEC teams are naturally good enough that they will make it every year. Frankly, you would need to put a limit on the number of teams that get in.
>>152755681its been ~40% of snapsi dont think vandy knows how to line up onsides
my downstairs boomer neighbor just yelled "ENGLAND!" out of nowhere and has been silent since. i'm so confused
LMAO more like pavinotgonna win this football game
>>152755675
>>152755696Safety word.
>>152755694>2-6
>dj lateef They aren’t even trying with these names now
>vandy punter quietly hoping everyone forgets he cost them the game with that illegal kick past the of scrimmage
>>152755356How is Vanderbilt's defense so...bad? Did they have a lot of opt outs? Vandy's offense is fine and I think Pavia probably goes within the first 3 rounds.
>>152755694>we don't need any guaranteed slots.You losers keep up this pace, and your conference champ will be the only team getting bid. Bunch of fucking SCRUBS.
at least he still has AVRA
hold me SEC bros....this can't be happening. Pavia was our stud!
>>152755719No, only one TE opted out between the two teams.
>>152755714Yo, these B1G refs calling the Sun Bowl are ass.
>The state of the Shit Eating Conference
>>152755724why did he bring his boys
Holy fuck, I can't believe I was hyping Bryce Underwood before the season
has there ever been a more fraud league than SEC?
>>152755719Pavia is not an NFL QB and smaller than Kyler Murray
>>152755742
>>152755743which is why I say probably 3rd round. He will get drafted. Honestly I think the most likely location is the Chiefs, he would fit their gimmick run around offense well at least until Mahomes gets back in late October or so.
>still malding about the SECI'm thinking it just means more
>>152755753>He will get draftedno he wont
>>152755738He'll be good next year with Utah's OC coming over. Has made Devon Dampier look pretty good
>>152755743>smaller than Kyler MurrayNo way. Kyler was maybe 5‘6 and Pavia doesn’t look that short.
>>152755719Pavia is like 5'7, I do think he'll be drafted but it'll be late
>>152755758Hopefully.
If this Texas team gets every single good player out of the portal then they will be pretty decent next year
>fg fest at the cheez-it bowl
>>152755760
>tennessee>vandywhich team choked hardest during bowl season?
>SEC SEC SEC SE- ACK!
>>152755762>I do think he'll be drafted but it'll be late0% chance he gets drafted in the NFL. he's either drafted in the UFL or signs as a UDFA.
>Rhule's salary throughout the course of the deal has an AAV of more than $11.7 million (including retention bonuses). That number puts him in the highest echelon of college coaches over the course of the deal.Why did Nebraska let pedo state meme them into doing this contract????
>>152755769>white hispanic vs amerindian hispanic
TEXAS IS BA-ACK
EEC
Go Huskers
>TEXASS
>>152755767I think Sark has hit his ceiling as head coach. I don't think his Xs and Os are as good as people thought.
Michigan State held Iowa to less points in a closer game btw, is Sparty playoff tier?
>>152755777Perfect example of >El Mestizaje Maligno...
>>152755743This. Why do you think Pavia is trying (desperately) to increass his eligibility to 7 years? This is it for the manlet
>>152755770>which team choked hardest during bowl season?
>tex-ASS
Niglett god damnit
SEC BROZ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!
>even fucking Nebraska showing out for their bowl gameTotal. Big10. Dominance
>Pootah
>>152755792why is that car so smug?
>>152755769
>>152755788Yeah, for Div. III
>Marcus Arroyo and Kenny Dillingham making Jeff Sims look decent
>>152755788nah, the sec is just shitty
>onside kick failKEK
That was not a fucking TD. Rigged.
>>152744226Veneers often seem to look a bit tasteless. Uncannily perfect. But maybe it’s just that I only notice them when they’re done this way.
>Keksasholy shit the SEC might actually commit mass suicide after this bowl season
>>152755802wtf is going on?the huskers were dogshit this year
BY A FUCKING TOE!GO BLUE!!!
WHAT THE FUCK CLEARLY OUT OF BOUNDSWHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
NERF THE B1G
>niglett
>>152755809Looks like the son of a cartel leader who no one actually likes but they have to be nice to and let him hangout
>>152755835I can't see how they called that clear evidenceRigged is right
>MeatchickenSo I guess every single SEC game is going to be nothing but ref ball against the SEC team. Really sad that the "Big" 10 has to pull this kind of garbage to win.
>>152755807he's been training really hard
>>152755743I could see him being a meme QB brought out for trick plays and shit since the defense won’t know what to expect.
lol at that flop by the duke player
>>152755771What horrid geography.
>>152755842Reffies don't want to be head-butted today.
>>152755839Nah, they'll just gigacope and claim Bowls don't matter.
>>152755382The Reffies are getting payed by Tony the Tiger. Let em Play!
all that el paso sun is makin the players chimpy
>>152755863Agreed. Coasties begone.
>watching the sun bowl gay retard
(((>>152755884)))
This is just the SEC’s version of the 1988 team USA getting bronze in basketball. It’s the wakeup call they need to start caring about the owls again. And we all know what happened at the 1992 olympics.
arch will be the preseason heisman again and YOU will seethe
Please...Texas please win. Football is all the shitty southern states have...
>>152755892>preseason heismanabout as hilarious as being preseason #1
>>152755855Fuming
>>152755451ay, mamacitas
did they kick gary danielson out of the booth? why he down on the field?
None of this matters when Bama wins tomorrow
>>152755875It hurts how close we were to a fairly even power 4 15 years ago. Pac with Texas and Oklahoma and SEC, B1G and ACC with the same teams as 2019.
wtf wheres the dukes mayob owl? did i miss it?
>>152755889The SEC has been getting Bootyblasted in the Bowls for over a decade now. They've literally been carried by 2 teams and that 1 LSU miracle run.
>asspoo
>>152755906trvke
>>152755892>projected to be the #1 draft pick preseason>stays another yeardamn, what meteoric fall
>>152755856So inspirational :,)
EJECTION IN THE SUN BOWL FOR EGREGIOUS UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT.DUKE #0 IS EJECTED
>duke player ejected for spitting after duke scored a tdwhat a fucking retard
>Urban Myers lecturing me about accountability and the need to follow the law You have got to be fucking kidding me
hes just a fucking kid cmon give arch a break he didnt ask for this
Is Sark really gonna let himself be outcoached by Beef Perogi?
>>152755939
>>152755918Isn’t that the most teams out of any conference in that span of time?
>>152755946Every year he is proven more correct.
>>152755451Reminder that dancing is just an excuse for women to feel up men before actually committing.Literally foreplay with plausible deniability. Don't let anyone gaslight you on anything other than that.
B1G 7-1SEC 2-6
>>152755865This. It happens every time the SEC has a shitty bowl season. They'll also blame their "hard conference schedule leaving them not as fresh" when they inevitably wash out of the playofff as well.
rape ape team up over longdongs
>>152755972So exactly what the B1G does.
>>152755957You say that like it's a bad thing, retard.
>>152755964now do the meaningful ones
anyone know why im shitting water https://voca.ro/14XvCyDCSiUJ
Arch manning is honorary black qb
>>152755933>>152755937they just showed a replay. duke player spit on the ground. really reffies?
We really shouldn't be fighting the B1G folks. The SEC should be united to the B1G against the lesser conferences that're keeping the sport in the stone ages.
>>152755990BREAKING: SHERRON MOORE ALLEGED TO HAVE SHOWN UP TO SARK'S HOTEL ROOM AND THREATENED HIM WITH A SPORK
>>152755995That's just you reading too much into that post.Chill out senpai.
>>152756007UPDATE: Moore has just turned the spork on himself and is now holding himself hostage
>that will be $11.7 million dollars a year + tip
SEC BTFO
>>152756002Might have landed on one of the ASU player's feet.KWAB
>>152756004Protip: There's not a huge difference between the top level teams in the power 4 and all 4 conferences have good teams, mediocre teams, and bad teams. It's all media fueled bullshit.
>t-those games don't count
>>152756030a program in the shitter>might still beat utahgood stuff
>>152756028DO WHAT HE SAY DO WHAT HE SAY
>>152756030>have 1 good season at baylor>get labeled a god tier program builderHow?
>>152756004>lesser conferences Which conferences have a worse record than 2-6 again?
>>152756007>>152756028KEK
My dream bowl game matchup would be Duke vs the Dukes in the Duke mayo bowl.
>Texass
>>152756028>>152756064@grok animate this and let dave chappelle do the voices
Who's worse, Bryce or Arch?
I'm really tired of this "Jake" from State Farm.
>>152755865>Bowls don't mattercelebrating a nu-bowl win isn't coping though? I would be ecstatic if my team loses every bowl game but wins a natty every 10 or 15 years
Jesus fucking Christ Texas.
>>152756053he won a few games at temple which is pretty amazing
Stop Michigan!! The SEC is already dead!
>another ejection in the Sun BowlThis time ASU for a second unsportsmanlike conduct on Breedlove
>>152756053he turned temple into a 10 win team with PJ Walker at QB
>>152755912It's on Friday.
>>152756066
Kade Philips better just go ahead and transfer to USC that shit is not gonna fly
>>152756098Respect MVPJ
(((>>152756082)))>celebrating a nu-bowl win isn't coping though?No.
This Deion Sanders documentary looks crazy.
thats a pretty racist movie
>>152756104kek
>>152755957Sounds like you're just gay
Um... SEC bros, I thought football was suppose to be your thing?
>>152756096>breedlove>creates violence instead
>>152756037>all 4 conferences have good teams>
>Texas deserved to be in the playoffs KEK
>>152756114Sounds like you're projecting.It's [cutrent year] bud, you can come out of the closet.
>Hollywood created a horror movie based on the life of Deion SandersKino incoming.
texassissies... they're laughing at us again
never watched this sport before...why do all these sexy boys have their shirts on?
>sec qbs>sec coaches
>>152756124>4 conferences >
>You walk around here and you see a lot of "N"s
Texas will win.By the way, you may have noticed that the last two digits of my post number are the same. Pretty impressive. However, if you look closer, you'll see that it's actually the last THREE digits that are the same! Incredible!
>you see a lot of N's and theyre making a difference in this football gamewhat did he mean by this?
Are pre NIL victories now all *'d?
>>152756144Supposedly that’s the number of “power” conferences, according to people who don’t watch many ACC games these days.
>>152756139It's uncouth to let your pad show.
>Vanderbilt should’ve been in the playoffs.>Texas should’ve been in the playoffs.I was laughing at Notre Dame with everybody else, but given how things are going from the SEC, I’m beginning to think they should’ve gotten in over Alabama. Bama still hasn’t proven they belong as all they did was beat another SEC team so far.
>>152756148Anon... your post...
>>152756148Quit fucking around and do your job, Sark
a lot of WHATS!?
SECucks…
>>152756148>everything in this post is wrongwell played
>>152756133If you stay out too late at night, Orangutan Man will get you
>>152755769>the vanderbilt cholodores
>>152756159It will be harder for the SEC to bitch nonstop about how they deserve every at large bid next year when they finally start playing 9 conference games
>>152756159>Iowa>Michiganits true, tulane and james madison were embarassing
nice throw retard
>>152756185my bad :(
>>152756107you're luke the meme where the guy is popping champagne and biting his medal then it zooms out and he's not in first. i don't understand how not getting excited for the corpse of bowl games makes me jewish
My friend's wife bought him tickets for this game for christmas with his money as an excuse to go to Vegas. Am I cynical if I think this? Still happy for him though
Illinois is a top ten team, Indiana is just so good that their beatdown clouded judgement
Reffies cooking in the Cheezit Bowl
Reffies woke up feeling the cheesiest today
>>152756202gr8 b8 m8
A shootout in the cheez it bowl
>>152756202>Illinois is a top ten team, Indiana is just so good that their beatdown clouded judgementOr you could have not been a shit team and lost by 5 and been competitive the whole way.
>>152756201why would that be cynical? adults are allowed to have fun
aren't these defenses supposed to be full of 5 stars?
>>152756222texas opted out of having 5 star defenders for this bowl
>>152756222The entire Texas defense opted out.
Apologize
not bad arch, not bad
>>152756220he was trying to do a cuckpost but fucked it up i think. he forgot to say his wife went to the game with her friend
>>152756232Sorry you're so overrated.
Iowa!!
(((>>152756198)))>i can't get excited for my team playing and winning an extra gamePeak casual and customer mentality.KWAB
>both teams in thw Cheezit Bowl are Cheese Colored
>>152756232Sorry you will never live up to expectations
Does michigan have a quality win this season?win against washington? northwestern?lost to osu, ou, uscdidnt play indiana, oregon or iowaare they for real or just a phantom?
>>152756227>>152756228But >muh talent matrix>muh blue chips>muh cr00ts
>>152756202They're not top 10 but Illinois would have been taken more seriously and spent much more time hovering around the 15-25 range if they had a SEC patch on their uniform
>>152756267>9-3>asking if theyre real
>>152756267Michigan's biggest win this season was getting a refund on their coomer black coach.
>>152756267Their head coach was setting up threesomes with OF models during games.
matt rhule looks like your uncle who's a little too old to be talking about how hot the 20-year-old cashier at home depot was
>>152756277muh 9 wins against dogshit teams mean we are goodright?
>>152756286you are never too old for thatshame on you ageist bitch
>>152756259> yellow and blueYou should probably replace your box of Cheez-Its with one from the past decade
>>152755667Its easy in college because the clock stops to reset the chains inside of 2 minutes fiving you plenty of time to spike it before more than a few seconds have came off the game clock
>>152756267They were mostly shit desu. Offense was young and handicapped by a retarded head coach. The DC is a dinosaur who doesn't know how to coach up college kids. Speacial teams was a disaster all year. The new coaching staff is desperately needed.
>>152756267Nah they are in the same b-tier as Nebraska and Illinois. Oregon is also there btw
>Punter deadOops
multiple guys shaken up on that play
>>152756300Just spell it "bleu" and it's fine.
>>152756286>caring about legal age gapsZoomer male or bitter hag detected
based dampier
>>152756267They lost all their meaningful games & struggled with shitters, they were not for real this season. Now that they got rid of their cancer of a coach though, they might be able to build something over the next couple years
>>152756302it worked out great
>>152756286My oldest uncle was literally in his 70's still fucking sloots in their 20s until his prostate cockblocked him.Still flirts with any woman he talks to though.
>>152756132Gay fag
>3 flags per playEfficient reffing today
>>152756286Eggless 29 year old woman detected
>>152756340
>>152756254nice win
Michigan is the color of EZ cheese
>>152756336Signing your posts is frowned upon around these parts.
>>152756367they woke up feeling the cheesiest
>>152756370Good thing that's not what it was then, you retarded gay fag
Diego Pavia, self-declared terror of the neighborhood, glared at the fat pigeon like it had personally insulted his honor. Short, stocky, and angrier than a blender full of hot sauce, he had one plan left.“¡Ay carumba!” he yelled, yanking a taco out of a sombrero and hurling it at the pigeon. The bird, unimpressed, caught the taco midair, pecked it once, and waddled away triumphantly. Diego lunged, tripped over a stray banana peel, and tumbled headfirst into the fountain.The crowd laughed. Children cheered. The pigeon strutted around Diego like a victorious general. He sputtered, soaked and taco-less, shaking his fists at the sky.And so, Diego Pavia—the mighty villain—was humiliated by a fat, clever bird… and a taco.
>ACC commercial with the mascot bobble-heads talking>too chicken-shit to have an FSU Seminole in the commercial >have a thot cheerleader insteadKWAB
hey meta, suck my dick
>>152756393Projecting your own foibles and failures on others is very uncouth.Do better.
i appreciate the nessler danielson booth and i'm gonna miss it
Whoops!
FOOMBLE
>>152756340they're in mvp form today
>>152756418>nobody:god i hate this normie joke format. never understood how it got so popular
>>152756414>chewing with your mouth opena real smart guy you hired there
>>152756418Top lel he is hightailin' it
>>152756258do you celebrate when your team wins their spring game? LOL. if my team wins or loses a non CFP bowl game my reaction is "nice" or "damn." when my team is playing a ranked in conference opponent in the regular season those feelings are amplified by a 100 fold. why is this so hard to grasp? if you want us to go back to the BCS era or you hate the playoffs then argue that. bowl games are not what they used to be, get over it. it's like seeing a rock band from the 70s where there's only 1 original member. not the same band
pejoratives all over the field
TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP
arch bros...
So THIS is Arch Manning. LOLOLOLLLOLLLLOLLL
didnt peypey do the same thing in the SB
Biff Poggi masterclass
Grim.
>>152756449yeah but it led to a safety that paid some prop bettor like $5m
(((>>152756438)))t. The Casual Customer cope when called out
>>152756460hopefully Dontaviius and Chad on the team see this bro
This Texas team is unreal with their ability to dominate a game and then still be tied or losing due to dumbass shit
>a lot of time loving guysHuh?
mark jones has a thesaurus with him in booth
(((>>152756468)))
>>152756487it's honestly a pretty good gimmick
>>152755957
>>152756478>dominate by making huge errorsinteresting strategy cotton
>>152756407Claiming it's projection doesn't make you any less of a retarded gay fag
>>152756482you don't buttlove your fellow man? what are you, gay?
>college kickers
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>>152756478true. honestly, if Ohio State and Texas replayed their game tomorrow I'd take Texas in a heartbeat. nothing Ohio State showed me in that game was them dominating, just Texas fucking up.
>Michigan doesn’t have heaters for 52 degreesNo wonder it was easy to ice your kicker heh
>znada
Did I miss something? Where the fuck is Michigan's coach?
>>152756503>claimingIt's obvious projection.Do better.
>>152756487>>152756494I always find it funny that he is naturally a poindexter melvin guy with a huge vocab but then he tries to slip in some hood rat lingo here and theremoreso during basketball broadcasts, thoughhim trying to be cool sounds more weird than his natural nerd voice
>>152756494some of his word choice during the pop-tarts bowl was hilarious. two of the ones i remember:>hurdling a player = usurping a player>byu rb running up the middle = georgia tech is getting disemboweled
wow that movie looks dumber than fuck
>bryce uderwood and arch are 2 of the top heisman contenders next yearit's all so tiresome
>>152756496???
i want to suck jenny dell's filthy hole
>>152756539(((THEY))) are obviously using chatgpt to source their scripts now. SAD!
>>152756545for me is "Rattler and Uiagalelei are the preseason Heisman favorites". both guys got benched during the middle of that season lol
>>152756537yeah he definitely has a jeopardy contestant affect when he quotes rap lyrics
Last day of the year. Had a half day at work and now cozied up and watching some college ball. Happy New Year lads.
>>152756574good shit
>>152756545Arch Manning has been playing well the past few games, but Bryce Underwood played like shit all season. He barely outperformed Carter Smith this season, let alone good freshmen like Julian Sayin, Bear Bachmeier, and JKS.
>>152756574damn they actually made you go in? brutal
>>152756557>nowas if the ai slop is any worse than the shit that came before it
>>152756545Arch Manning is the fetch of /cfb/
>>152756589>no movie has ever been good!!!!!1lol. lmao
Lads, first drink of the night has been poured. It truly is the beginning of the end for the year.It's been a pleasure, and hope you all have a fantastic New Year and 2026.
remember when heisman used to be the best college player?the past decade it’s been closer to the least shitty college player
>>152756597>Lads, first drink of the night has been poured.where you been? took the today/tomorrow off work, and started drinking at noon (like a civilized man)
>>152756587Yeah but it was a mail in day and I’m getting paid for the second half of the day
>>152756597cheers la
>>152756606I'm in the middle of a journey for self-improvement. A couple years ago I would've started drinking hours ago as well. But I'm limiting my alcohol intake as part of a larger process. This is the only night I'm gonna let myself indulge a bit more.
>>152756597
>>152756587>damn they actually made you go in? brutali turned in PTO for the week of christmas and new years...they called over the weekend about a 'crisis'..begged me to work monday & tuesday of this week. 'only at time & half since my 40 of PTO was already approved. 'fine, just get here'
cornfuckersisters…
LAND DRAGONBARELY TRIPPED UP
>>152756531Be less of a retarded gay fag
>>152756596Whats the best movie since covid, one that will be remembered and discussed in future generations?Oppenheimer?Maverick?I cant even think of any other potential candidates.
Is it time to revoke Nebraska's blueblood status?
>>152756627Keep it up anon
Lol the Lockheed Martin bowl?
>>152756647>still projectingSAD!
>>152756286Fuck this zoomer shit. Men likenyoing women. As long as she is legal, STFU
>>152756627>I'm in the middle of a journey for self-improvement.i haven't hit rock bottom yet. im sure when i'll do, ill turn it all around. if not, the spiral was fun
>>152756653No because it would make it less funny when they lose
The B1G refs calling the Sun Bowl are terrible tbqh
ACC champ in a dog fight with the 6th place big 12 team that's missing 16 starters with Sims at QB.
That would be epic if a player scores a touchdown and does the “six seven” dance.
>>152756530
>>152756530Yeah you sure missed something
Archie bros how we feeling?
so how did CBS get the rights to a single bowl this year?
>>152756733they gave tony the tiger a tugjob under the negotiating tables
>>152756719We have better athletes on the field but we are more retarded. It’s going to come down to the wire
>>152756649>Whats the best movie since covid, one that will be remembered and discussed in future generations?not some great feat of filmmaking...but honestly the only thing i can see myself wanting to rewatch from the last 5 years
>>152756733CBS has always had the rights to the Sun Bowl since forever.
>>152756653I’ve already revoked it. Trash program that is never EVER coming back.
>>152756743Its a great film, mostly because it felt like a simple drama made in the style of the late 70s/early 80s.I realized this year that it might be my current favorite xmas film.Not sure that anyone actually saw it though
>>152756599>>remember when heisman used to be the best college player?No. It pretty much never has been. They only give it to two fucking positions, it’s a total joke.
>>15275651852 isn’t cold in Michigan.
Is Arch finally good?
Complete Big 12 domination
>>152756743Negress felt weirdly shoehorned in and pointless but other than that this was kino
>>152756599>best college player95% of the time the winner is a qb, rb or an occasional wr from a highly ranked team. It's a meme award.
>>152756806>Negress felt weirdly shoehorned in and pointlessProbably was. There's racial quotas films have to meet on order to qualify for Film Festivals and Awards.
FULL SAAAPORT
Bryce is so fucking good dude no one can catch anything he throws other than Marsh
How bad is the ACC if Duke is somehow losing?
>>152756559even funnier was rattler's unknown backup caleb williams who absolutely balled out his freshman year and if he played a full season would've won the heisman instead
>>152756836They're a Group of 6 conference masquerading as a Power 4
Duke has allowed Jeff fucking Simms to reach almost 400 passing yds
They should give two heismans. One for Bryce and one for Arch <3
>>152756806>Negress felt weirdly shoehorned in and pointless but other than that this was kinoi loved her and didn't feel shoehorned to me...maybe since i had a big black mama cook at my school growing up. And loved the 'wanting my son to have died a hero'/'my son died in a pointless war' conflick that wasn't thrown in your face
>>152755838lol WLC might have a crown on #8 but those are real
>>152756870What about these
>>152756861its absolutely insane. we're sure this is THE jeff sims? and not some eerily similar but significantly better QB also named jeff sims?
>>152756861Fun fact: Jeffrey is Phil Simms' son.
>>152756597Catch ya on the flip side.
>>152756890nope, it's the OG
>>152756890its him. dillingham has apparently coached the fuck outta him
>>152756890Kenny Dillingham and Marcus Arroyo working absolute meme magic.
Hands off my QB chuds
>>152756889a bit too white but not egregious like stafford's
Can they stop talking to this coach
last team with the ball is gonna win the sun bowl
>>152756861>look up "duke score" on Google>shows me ape hoop scoreGoogle shouldn't even be showing basketball scores until the tournament begins. Who is watching that crap before march madness?
>>152756829SAAARRrSS LFG
HOWEVER
CFB should adopt the ELO system
AND THERE IT IS
ARCH CHADS WE ARE SO BACK.
The Murderer of Michigan
NUT SHIT PAYBACK LMAO
lmfao asu player got mad and punched #77 in the nuts
>>152756928Sounds like you got ape squeak'd
i unironically want my nfl team to march for arch
Tell me about the Cheez-It dragon. What is he like?
>michiganAlso, what percentage of young attractive "executive assistants" to college football head coaches are just there to fuck the head coach?
>>152756951Right in the blue devils
>>152756950He has to miss the next play too, KEK
>needing refball to beat coachless MichiganEmbarrassing
REFFIES ARE OUTTA CONTROL
where do you get free kindle books
I really like boobs and women, who should I be rooting for in the Michigan game?
>>152756992Anna's Archive
The colts will move on from rivers and jones to draft Archie Manning in 2027. Screenshot this.
>>152756997Salty milk and coins
>>152756997the average texas woman weighs 240lbs
>>152755849lmao
>Michigan vs. TexasBoth of these teams would beat Ohio State
>>152757006>the average texas woman weighs 240lbs
>>152757006That's more than I weigh and I'm fat
>>152756999what format works with kindle
>>152757002i'm ok with this hopefully rescue harrison from phoenix hell too
>>152757002>The colts will move on from rivers and jones to draft Archie Manning in 2027. Screenshot this.>season tickets currently sold out and wait-listed. they're not that desperate. won't happen. screenshot this
>jeff sims 3-0 vs dukelmfaoooo ok so this guy just gets it up to play the blue devils for some strange reason
Texas defense is so fucking bad dawg.
>>152756997I'm sorry to say your Cal Bears already lost their bowl game this year, Aaron.
>bump your gumsholy kek
