GOATviously >>152752046
Weeeeeee
>>152763221suffering from success
Was really looking forward to the handjob my wife tried giving me. Went soft. Time to put on a Ufo documentary
>>152763252I am truly sorry for your loss bappa
>>152763212>>152763250He's a bit queer
Ugly downie retards
>>152763446
>>152763463what the hell man??
>>152763463jesus wept...
John "Jones"
TOTAL PARAMOUNT VICTORY
chatri will not stop winning
>>152763463
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ubz5rDNnkQbryce mitchell easily has the best youtube channel in the ufc game
2 hours into the new years and i already want to heem my meng to fat ass asians
>>1527635362:30-3:10holy shit bryce is the best promo in the company
>>152763536Highest view count is 19k from a month ago
>>152763546pearls to swine bappa many such caseswe who do not follow are few in numberhh
and more...much more than this...I heemed it myyyyyyy waaaayyyyyyyy....
>>152763536>06:41bryce bodies the georgian dwarf duped by giorgina
>>152763554That cat is dying or dead
tom aspinall status??
>>152763563>i heard he had his first boxing match with his wife>i heard he won but the judges gave it to her kek
>>152763567in many ways we are already heemed at birth wouldn't you say vis an vis the grand scale of time and the such
I have..an thick peins
hoenstly and unironically have never seen an episode of arksanity where bryce wasn't absolutely killing it
arkansanity*he's giving incredible gems from 08.02 onwards
chama?
>>152763607PoaGod tapped that shi
>>152763463ai getting crazy good
>>152763536>>152763597>>152763601>09:37-10:37banger after banger this episode
>>152763607how can this man have such a tragic taste in skirt he's like a gambian
enjoying the new year playing batman arkansanity with the arman mod
T city sloppy sec
Not like this shart city bros…
>>152763631
Alex on a generational run
had to pause bryce for a minutewhat the fuck is poatard doingwhen will he learnretarded caco
>>152763463>>152763607>>152763631This won't end well
I have information I was told by the mother of the former female UFC fighter Pearl Gonzalez to not divulge publicly under any circumstance that Pearl was getting absolutely deep dicked by Alex Pereira for years in secret and I still stand by my promise to never publicly divulge that information amen
literally unable to continue the episode of bryce due to the grief pereira is giving me with his antics rn
>>152763655Nice selfie
can't wait for the nina drama poatan and cortez (portez?) content to start getting farted out by the kilo
>>152763653Sounds like you had a crush on pereira
would be so fucking cool if Robocop walked in and started executing dagestanis backstage at Riyadh
imagine khamzats eye spinning around and his paprika hat flying off as he realizes the ultimate law enforcement is about to shoot his head into pieces
>>152763664I'm as straight as an arrow
>>152763677Nice selfie
>>152763684Nice seIfie
what the hell
>>152763463nahhhhhhh not my goat bruh
comrade bryce spitting absolute lava around the 26 minute mark
please come to brazil
>>152763699Nice seIfie
>>152763708Nice seIfie
>>152763631bro wtf
wow there is some anti brazilian sentiment going on right here!
>>152763721Nice seIfie
sounds like st bryce is plotting to permaheem elon shabbsk>>152763715we're not going to talk about it b let him arrange his own funeral
>>152763727Nice seIfie
MMA
>>152763734Nice seIfie
>>152763731post sovl and/or heems
>>152763737no. you all choose to meme nonstop. eat shit
>>152763744Nice seIfie
>>152763757Nice seIfie
>>152763739grow up, kid
>>152763768Nice family seIfie
real peach of a thread guys
>>152763780Nice seIfie
>>152763793Nice seIfie
>>152763802Nice seIfie
an unstoppable object vs an immovable force
>>152763810Nice seIfie
>>152763768wtf what did i do?
shades of adesanya/strickland
>>152763821Nice seIfie
>>152763828Nice seIfie
>>152763764you post this heem. you post about your sex, your sleep, and repeat. maybe you should join in with the Brazilian and Canadian to keep the MMA thread off topic. You know if you guys moved this to /b/ you could post your porn too!
>>152763843Nice seIfie
>>152763841grow up, kid
>>152763841I literally made this thread you fucking deadbeat bum now stfu and be humble
>>152763805won't be happy if the judges pick the leaf over the 'caco
I wish my penis was big
>>152763861Nice seIfie
>>152763860it's pretty clutch icl
>>152763860>>152763588
my penis is big but I'm always denying it to girls that tell me it's big, cause I think they are all lying harlots trying to make me feel better. I think I have CTE
>>152763866>tf>tpshort and thick is not big juan talmbout a danny devito
>>152763852>made this threadwow we all owe you a lot. thanks bud for using the rare jon jones pic you used last /bones/. love it, keep it up you fucking loser. now talk about your sex with all your friends, and avoid staying on topic in a fucking sports thread. take your show to /b/
>>152763868Nice seIfie
>>152763878Nice seIfie
>>152763848post mma, pussy.
>>152763869me too b but I can't fit it through a toilet paper roll so science tells me to buy big gloves iykwim>>152763872no one asked bud where's your thread btw
>>152763870didnt ask
>>152763888Nice seIfie
>>152763885hoisted by own petard...
>>152763883your thread is in /b/ like i have mentioned. this is /sp/ where sports topics are discussed, you seem to have forgotten that. no ufc does that to people
Yeah /heem/'s gonna be unusable for a few weeks. I promised not to bully any of you troubled people for your fucked up existences so I'll just see y'all next card. Heems and love.
>>152763896Nice seIfie
>>152763883I should have taken advantage of it when I was younger, but then I'd have like 15 shitty kids I hate so I'm glad I'm tito levels of brain
>>152763894has anyone ever asked? afk or here?
>>152763909Nice seIfie
>>152763898have happy new year my fellow American friend
>>152763916Nice seIfie
>>152763919Nice seIfie
>>152763907post mma? nice selfie. post mma. nice selfie? look my response is on topic with the rest of the thread heeeeeeeeeeeeeem
Canada and Brazil I implore you please stop this
UFC lowkey setting up the Brian Ortega era
>>152763906feel like you b I have a lower fight record than most expect given my nature but I prefer a connection to my opponent sometimes and to train with the same person for extended periods, the dirty 30s have been really kind vis an vis quality match ups that always go the distance, mcgregor was 100% correct about precision and timing and I learn it more and more each year
>>152763926t city is back
>>152763923this place gets so mentally deranged most of the time I remember why I quit watching mma even before that giggly worm conor became famous
>>152763932Nice seIfie
>>152763928I live in constant fear that Scott Steiner will appear in my life and cut a promo on the few embarrassing things I've done
>>152763212Clozzy starting the new year doing what he does best, worshipping blacks.
WALE WALE WALE, LOOK WHOS JACKED OFF TO HENTAI AT SIXTEENTSH YEARS OLDS AGAIN
>>152763947Nice seIfie
>>152763939not the time b it's canada vs brazil let's do this next thread>>152763938>>152763945a wild freakzilla appearing would have far more dire risks than a mere scathing promo I fear for my cat in all honesty
Taking a bit too long aren't we
mods doing an impeccable job as always
>>152763912you too buddeh. heem bless
>>152763962Nice seIfie
>>152763930Looking like a bum since 2020 and now getting cucked? Yeah, we see through your script Daner
>>152763974Nice seIfie
Alex Pereira?
>>152763983Nice seIfie
>>152763982'd 'o
Ortega must heem Alex Pereira in order to get Tracy Cortez back
>>152763986many are saying this
>>152763952I always hespect Scott Steiner cause he could cut a promo on anyone and everyone was too scared to ever confront him
blue lips kid. you're lagging behind
Scott Steiner should become head of customer relations for UFC IMO, imagine him just shitting all over some bum in charge of using AI to make the next UFC 512 poster, would be gold imo
chop chop get that selfie for me yeh
AAAAAND STILLL
WARSHEESH BANGLODESH, YOU STINKY BROWN BASTARD! WE NEEDS A MAIN EVENT AND YOU GOT ELIOT VERS TOYOTAS?
Sawoff Yadong
>>152763996I really like how he transitioned from athletic to character driven he is probably on my mt rushmore both usa and international as a complete wrassler, or course being a shoot wrestler didn't hurt him sell his gimmick but he still took it as far as he could go as a performer and i really have to respect the man for that
BRAZIL WON
Is alex perieria a little loneley?
Did you know that alex pereidas sons fight just like him
>>152763463>>152763607>>152763631poatan come on bro
>>152763928A low fight record? What are you taking about, you getting booked every other week, and you've always got the best training partners who stick around getting you ready for the next match up
>>152763463OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>152763655It is quite faggy isn't it
>>152764044I could have a thai fight record and often the gyms I frequent expect that I do based on my fight iq stamina and skillset, I guess I'm just being a bit humble here you're correcthappy new year lad hopefully '26 brings you the finest food, gains and skirt
>>152764016I like that he realized he didn't just have to bully jobbers he could bully main event talent too and his style of so roided out I don't know wtf I'm saying worked well
Getting strangled into a loving relationship by Erin Blanchfield
>>152764051Thanks man
>>152764009it is only right that after a performance like that you getTHREEHUNDREDAND FIFTY THOUSAND BUTTS from mister finland sityodtong
>>152763631But /heem/ has told me for the last few months that fucking someone's girl after a breakup is the most dominant chad thing you can do???Which is it?
I don't even understand what the picture everyone questions is trying to convey. Some big ugly brazilian with a 2/10 zipperhead. I couldn't really give a shit if I tried
>>152764056sharing a döner at the bus stop waiting in the summer rain for the last bus to her parents house with erin blanchfield
Asian women? 'luv em
>>152764068that's the creamed cream of the ufc you're talking about kid
>>152764068believe it or not those are the two most attractive people in shartmerica
>>152764082most of the attractive people in Brazil go on to get 1200$ to get butt molested by mike adriano, what is your flex here? Your country is an hp lovecraft warning
every single one of your supposed hard ass favela gangs would get dusted within an hour by some guy hundreds of miles away with cheeto dust in his finger nails. Don't try and act like I will ever take you seriously Brazil
>>152764054most definitely and people don't really give him the credit he's owed for his tna run and treat it like he was a meme when he legitimately established samoa joe as a name outside indie circles, it's not like he was on a ego driven tear like other wcw retirees, and hunter did him real dirty but couldn't flush him despite their dire program, a true pro wrestler through and through >GIH ME A FUKIN MIKE!
we postin selfies?
shartmerica utterly broken sadly.2-0
>>152764077ask and you shall receive, champ
>>152764112My God bro shut the fuck UP
>>152764139make me, buttercup
>>152764150
>You know I will absolutely miss you, once this wild ride ends, right? You could never- You could never miss me.>Oh, I bet you I could.Yeeaahh lets try that Jon.>I will literally miss you.Let’s try that Jon.>Literally miss you.Let’s try that Jon.>I’m not saying I will not miss you, I said I will miss you.Do you think I’m just going to sit there, and let you miss me Jon?I mean really
I don't buy that shit with poatan. It's ai
>>152763463>can have literally any girl he wants, top tier Asian or Brazilian pussy>goes for Brian Bum’s sloppy seconds
"And it's gonna be intimate, and passionate. I'm gonna make him my wife. You're gonna be Mrs Jones for the night. I'm gonna rub on that big ol' belly, and you're gonna like it." - Jon Jones to Daniel Cormier.
>>152764139Why are you still up? I read your post from earlier when I was sleeping. They were gold, I could almost hear the anger in your voice hahah
1. Merle2.Tracy...999.Polyana
>>152764230you're really an unironic poof I hope you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-4wpWwneAjust woke up, what time is rizin on?
>grrrr how dare you post direct quotes from gay jon himself
you have literally memorized every word jon has ever said to another man, every time he's been drunk in public, every image or video of him in undress, his every criminal action and bodycam footage/police reportyou are either a woman or a queer
Can't wait to see who will succeed Tomala as 2026 KWABOTY award recipient
>>152764248fightfairy said the exact same thing yesterday
say what you want about big ank but he would never date that chopped bih
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/-gvyjkK5SlkGel4E0DKoFQ/country/FI/>118 results found.you worship a black faggot mate
>me posting a ufc fighter (the best ufc fighter, actually) means I want to fuck them or worship themkeep self owning lad we've got all day
we cannot follow them, this year or any year
how many more years can jon jones roam the earth with heavy fuck you energy? will anyone ever beat him? i dont think so b
>>1527642942026 is the year of those who do not
>>152764294>>152764301those are some handsome cats.
>>152764289>means I want to fuck themnever suggested that even once... something on your mind clozahomo?
>>152764319your first post accused me of loving blacks put down the buckfast mate it's 1 o clock
*gets side control*
