The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship resumes on New Year's Day at London's iconic Alexandra Palace with the quarter-finals and the first darts matches of 2026.The quarter-finals will see a resurgent Ryan Searle and Welsh number one Jonny Clayton collide in Thursday’s opener, before two-time champion Gary Anderson maintains his challenge for a third World Championship crown against new fan favourite Justin Hood. In the evening, Luke Littler continues his title defence against Poland's Krzysztof Ratajski, while 2023/24 champion Luke Humphries and two-time World Youth champion Gian van Veen will also battle it out on the Ally Pally stage.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches in the Quarter-Finals are the first to 5 sets, with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)(20) Ryan Searle v (5) Jonny Clayton(14) Gary Anderson v Justin Hood>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)(1) Luke Littler v Krzysztof Ratajski(2) Luke Humphries v (10) Gian van Veen>Day 17 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/30/anderson-dispatches-van-gerwen-reach-world-championship-quarter-finals
Hope you all had a nice NYE
>>152764286I didI hope you did too bro.
post your walk-ons lads!and a happy new year!https://youtu.be/KW92TbbO5vk?si=UR_LI6QDnY_bRT5n
Reckon the crowd might be more subdued today
Happy new year /180/. Don't see Rat or any winner of Clayton/Searle stopping Littler, so it will be up to whoever makes it through from the other side. Not sure who'd I prefer, Gando or van Chud would both be great, especially if they could go all the way. For me it'svan Chud = Gando > Searle = Clayton = Rat = Hood >>> Fluke >>> LittlerwinslolAlso did you already hear it was ze evil Germans fault that Littler got booed against Cross?
Can he win it?
happy new year!>>152764316https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwIDwxhPX4A
>>152764365Should beat Hood today but I think that might be as far as he gets.
>>152764363Unfortunately I don't see anything that can stop the inevitable LWL>>152764271>>152764286Happy new year to all of /180/
good to have football dartsmas back. didn't know what to do with myself yesterday
>>152764365Not sure if he can, but it sure would be one of the best possible outcomes.
>you now remember Kyle anderson
>final afternoon of footballdartsmasrip>>152764447i remembered him earlier this footballdartsmas already, but rip, as always
>>152764447I miss Mr Big Balls
Yeah, we're thinking it's Footballdartsmas time.
happy new year lads
why does /180/ like Gando again?remind me please, as there's nothing about him I don't despise at first glance.
Now that's the most 5'11 guy I've ever seen.
looks more and more like a bloke each passing session
Honestly the afternoon seshes have been a bit much, I have stuff to do you knowShould've been an evening sesh yesterday
>>152764523looking grim, horrid stylist
>>152764523What's she covering?
>>152764526We didn't ask, and we don't car.
>>152764526you dont have to watch every sesh or every match m8
>>152764470>>152764543Your gimmick is absolute shit.
SEARLEGANDOLUKELUKE
>>152764530>>152764523Gaylords
>>152764544At this point you kind of do
>>152764554We didn't ask, lil bro.
All the best for 2026 lads>going to miss most of Gando v Happy Feet to watch Hull City v Stoke City
>>152764539looks like a 50 year old who splits her time between the gym and the tanning salon
heard searle's got eyesight problems, that's pretty inspiring
>>152764363For me, it’s>Chud>Gando>Ferret>Rat>Hood>Searle>Hittler>FlukeAny option other than the Lukes I’m fine with though desu.
Has anyone made an incel/insearle joke yet
>>152764565surprised you could type being so blind
>>152764572>going to miss most of Gando v Happy Feet to watch Hull City v Stoke City
Ryan "Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay and a Hobgoblin" Searle
>>152764363for me it'schud > clayton > hood > gando > ratajski > searle > nuke > fluke
watching clayton INFURIATES me how is he even still in iti dont think i can do it
Jonny clogton
his hair is simply too thin for that style, not a good lookseems a nice guy mind
>>152764622>>152764624Never understood the upset Clayton generates.
>>152764629Just clogs up tournaments and prevents good games from happening
Searle will win it
>>152764631The Masters final against Humphries was brilliant. Also produced one of the greatest World Grand Prix finals against Price in 2021.
>>152764523Kind of chick you would find in a male dominanted activity and think is rats but as you hang around her you want to fuck her as there is no else about.
>185 left>throw at 20sGood stuff Searle
>>152764643When he makes 125 so easy it doesn't matter
>>152764643apologise
>>152764643If you dont back yourself to hit a treble every dart you shouldnt be playing.
Electric first set
Jonny averaged 113 in that set and lost it. Ouch.
>>152764651asa tribe is my hero mate
If he was a tranny he’d be Ryan Girl
H E A V Y M E T A L
>tv loiscense ads
>>152764678He's doing it for OzzyThe power of Black Sabbath is running through his blood
Is he dare I say the real peoples champ?
>>152764689Out of all of them left, yea
nuke us
I’ve been hearing that Ryan Searle isn’t actually blind, that he’s actually a cheat. Many people are saying this.
>>152764643>not hitting a 180 to mentally dominate your opponent
>105 average>1/9 on finishing
>Jobby Clayton
>>152764689>1) JUSTIN HOOD>2) RAPID RICKY EVANS>3) THE KENYAN BLOKE>4) THE JAPANESE GUY WHO WON A MATCH>5) RYAN SEARLE>6) FALLON SHERROCK>7) BEAU GREAVES>8) GANDO>9) HARRYSSON>10) STEPHEN "THE BUFFET" BUNTING
>Humphries rated number 2>Clayton rated number 5I hope Searle or Gary goes on to win it, bored of all these generic no personality losers.
>>152764643And now Jonny doing the same on 186.Searle is 16-0 for the tournament.
OH JOBBY JOBBYJOBBY JOBBY JOBBY JOBBY CLAAAAAAAYTON
>>152764715>t, bothered
Man, I'd love seeing Searle beat Littler, but I have a bad feeling that he will enter the game without having lost a set, and then will job 0-6, or 1-6 with a pity set.
>>152764715Searle is just as dull as those two.
>>152764715Littlers heel turn was kino as fuck
Gonna miss the Anderson-Hood tie because the footballing gods scheduled a home game at the same time. 2026 just ain't gonna be my year.
>>152764735just watch both on seperate screens lad
>>152764665wasted attacking darts
still waiting on someone to sell me Gando as remotely interesting to follow and support.farts and a constant chip on his shoulder aren't doing it for me.
set a gams on her
>>152764715have you tried watching wwe if you want that type of stuff? this is just darts, they don't have to do magic tricks to impress you
>>152764740Game raising makes him unfollowable.
>sits down>dies
>>152764715i don't mind searle but he isn't exactly charismatic either
>>152764740Searle, on the other hand...quiet and lethal, heavy metal, silky smooth throw: what is there not to like?
>>152764747Yeah well they're shit at that too.Let's all have darts players that make me want to kill myself every time they give an interview.
>>152764747Footballdartsmas wouldn't be a thing if the OG dartists didn't look to wrestlers for inspiration.
Searle, my Champion.
Relentless Ryan Searle
>>152764740Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour
KEIR STARMERS A WANKER
If Searle wins this, he'll overtake Rock and take the no.7 spot in the OOM.
>>152764770He sucks off men for quavers
>>152764772Good
>>152764772And will have appeared in more ranking major finals than the player directly above him (Cunting) and directly below him. Still mad at Clownman pinning that 62 and that was just over 4 years ago.
searle vs gando is clearly the final we deserve
Would you eat at Justin Hoods Chinese?
>Simply win every setHow do you stop this
Binman phillips would have had both these jobbers rattled before a dart was even thrown. Theres levels to this.
Finishing:Searle 9/13Clayton 2/15This will be 5-0
not awfully close this
>>152764782Get Dom Taylor to piss in his jar and send it to drug testing
>>152764782Sit back soak up the pressure, and hit hard when they've exhausted themselves.
>>152764775>>152764776It would also mean that MvGs no.3 spot is safe until the evening, where van Veen would take it if he beats Fluke.
>>152764780i'd give it a go, little fella looks like he could whip up a good hokkien noodle
>>152764797>winning the worlds was a fluke
Stuart Pyke's just been abducted by aliens.
>>152764665if he had thrown the 46 for his won leg in that set (the last for a while) in two darts instead of 5 he would have 'averaged' 120.57
Darts rankings should be drawn from the past three years instead of two. They should be gatekeeping against frauds who are just on a little run.
COMEBACK
>wears an big L on his shirt>wins
>>152764819that just keeps them around longera single year keeps you in shorter if you're shit after
Luke Littler's coming out to this to cement the heel turn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKxAIvgUhc&list=RDVYKxAIvgUhc&start_radio=1
>>152764785Any more predictions faggot?
>>152764785
Mervyn King would beat both of these frauds
>>152764840are you still pissed from last night?
reminder that Gando was a jobber against the might of the BDO
>>152764859>a World Championship finalist has no Wikipedia page because of Wiki admin autism
>>152764859Based silverback
>>152764859Littler would crumble on the LakesideWould crash out in the first round to Wesley Harms 3-1 after posting a 82.37 average
were i clayton i'd stop missing doubles
>>152764859Reminder that this is Gary was up under shining lights and the pressure of the fabled Lakeside stage
>>152764880Wesley does NOT harm.
>going to be all-English semisWhen is Johnny Foreigner going to step up?
always the last one
>>152764897no more games today then
>>152764897Luc Litellaire is one of us.
how often would you lick your fingertips (or just entire hand)every turn, or never, or something inbetween?
>>152764897chud is our only hope
>>152764909I never do it, I don't know why they all seem to
>>152764906Germanys brave Lukas Kleinert.>>152764880Wouldn't be able to handle those regulated trebles.
>>152764880Anon, an 82.37 average can win you the BDO
>>152764886based subjunctive poster
>>152764923stop being retarded
>>152764923Lmao imagine being this brainwashed by Bazza and the unregulated boards
>>152764937a blind man could've won the bdo
>>152764952searle never won though
>>152764909You're supposed to smell your fingers after you touch balls, dick or asshole
>>152764952if moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they're not dead?Cavemen, hunting for food but not before they style their hair on their head.What would last longer in dinosaur times? A blind man didnt stand a chance, not with all them rocks about.id rather be a blind moth
>>152764960based saucer drinker
>>152764960should relisten to the radio shows again been years
>>152764958y are womin
>>152764960Gervais has never said anything as profound as this
GWANNNN JONNY
>>152764937>>152764944Eric Bristow won a final with an 86 average.There has never been a BDO winner with a 100+ average.
>>152764960Because the light was on!
Comeback on
kek Searle's average falling off a cliff. that's why none of these clowns can beat the Lukes.
>>152764985seriously, stop being retarded
>>152764985An 86 on regulation trebles is worth a PDC 97
that grimace Clayton makes before throwing is very off-putting.
>>152764985Kirk Shepard made the PDC final by shitting out sub 85 averages
>>152764880already tried lad, can't hack it at lakey. Different game all together. Smaller trebles and the crowd actually watching. https://youtu.be/L2Iqbv8hKaU
>>152765001I look like this when I solve the captchas
gg
>>152764997>An 86 on regulation trebles is worth a PDC 9786 avg. on a round wire board as well
>>152765008kek, they're three too, like the darts.
Anyone back on the beers today
>91 avg to get into a SFumm... PDC bros?
Thanks for nothing, Ferret.
>Littler getting the easy run to the final for his heel turnBooking 101
Year of the ferret is cancelled, the age of heavy metal is upon us
>>152764960I'm listening to the radio shows in between the sets
Why doesn't he just wear glasses?
>>152765038Would be unfair for the other players
doing it for all the kids at home who can’t see very wellShut up u gimp
>>152765044Is that why Veen Van Geen is so good?
>>152765026>First seed getting the easiest rununheard of
He'll inspire millions of blind bastards to pick up some arrows and give it a go
link for a brother ppv not working :(
He better not get his Tounge out today
>>152765056Fawanews
>>152765052With both Bunt and Ferret gone, the highest ranking player Littler will face before the final was Job Cross at 17.
ANYONE ORDER A CHINESE
>ClelytonSearle only averaging 91 despite checking out at 57% shows how badly he fell off. Littler will rape him tomorrow night.>>152764880Littler needed Richard Veenstra to post the highest ever Lakeside average to beat him.>>152765024Out of this year's Lakeside semifinalists who played over the same length, only Sybren Gijbels averaged sub-91. The rest all averaged 93+.
>>152765034>FINISH HIM
*unzips*
Here he comes
>>152765080For who is the question
>>152765088Your mum
Maybe I'm getting desperate but Laura isn't even that bad
>>152764996It's not retarded to point out that the PDC has better players. I don't even like Littler but he would violate the BDO. Hell he'd probably be even better as the more polite crowds would let him crack on with it.>>152764997This is true, but Taylor recorded an 100+ average in 97, when the boards were a bit better but still not as good.>>152765002But did he win tho
ALL THE SMALL THINGS!!! LETS GO JUSTIN HOOD!!
>>152765103you are just completely retarded
short blokes are usually twats from years of bullying
*packs it up**packs it in*
Where the FUCK is the redhead dancer?
>>152765113i put a baby in her
>Gando doesn't even jump during his walkonWhat a fraud
>>152765109Honestly surprised at how small Searle and Rock are, Clayton and Hood are notably short and they were barely any taller than them.
>>152765113called in sick (out late with yours truly)
>>152765119Could have at least waited until the tournament had finished
proper good guys match up this one
Hood is a fun guy, will he shit himself on stage for the lolz
anyone know how to throw better with lighter darts
mfw I see a scotsman near me
>>152765125NO!
>>152765128Shame that one of them has to go
>>152765119>>152765124what a whore
>>152765108Its OK Anon, there's always next year for mighty Mike :^)
COMMS HAS GOT THE SUPER COLD
>>152765141who cares about that
>No John Part commentatingThis isnt good Hood bros
>>152765135
>>152765129>Gary goes 4-0 up>Hood does a big smelly poo in his pants>wins 5-4
is 100k really enough to open a chinese
why have someone on who sounds like that
>>152765165poor bastard should be resting
>>152765162easily (with help from the cartel)
>>152765162if you know a guy that can smuggle msg in
>>152765159Do you have to win by 2 clear sets or not?
>>152765162Depends on where. Somewhere in the countryside: Maybe. In the center of London I'd asssume 100k will pay you the rent for about 2.5 seconds.
>>152765162If you have 50k + a drug mule backing you to be used for money laundering + a darts board you'll be find
>just woke upGOOD MORNING SEARLES
>sponsored by falkenmakes me think of the nürburgringi like the nürburgring
>>152765184Hello Benchod
uhhhhhhhh hoodbros we are missing our doubles
Well he had a good run.Looking forward to seeing him job out in the first round next year to Willie Borland
>>152765194too drunk/not drunk enough
>>152765184bloody morning sir
>Dwarf already jobbingCan't say I'm shocked
do it for Alex Salmond, gando
>>152765162He’s not trying to open up a proper Chinese. He wants a mobile Chinese, so just a food van. Can definitely do that with 100k
Why does Hood look like a redditor
>>152765162I mean if you have income and a 100k investment, should be possible to get started.All you need is a flamethrower, a bloody huge pan and a few bags of rice.
Hood should switch to the T19, less distance for him to throw
where da HOOD at
a succulent darts match
>Russ Bray
>>152765233Gando re-enacting the cell scene from 3-iron
>>152765237I was happy he quit as a referee, and now they do this...
Anyone got the pic of Hood with a Chinese pointy hat?
>>152765233>Scotsman looking for loose change.webm
Thats not darts. Im offski.
>Gando suddenly reverting to full on jobber
NANANANANANANANAJUSTIN HOODJUSTIN JUSTIN HOOOOOOD
I get that his voice might 've gone before they scheduled the game, but could they not get a replacement lol
>>152765258kek
Streams?
>>152765271Not Peter Wright>feelsbadman
LFG JUSTIN HOOD
_____ _____ _ ______ ______ _____
HAPPY FEET THAT AINT FALCO
HOODWINKED
>>152765277i've been using dartsstreams, been working like 99% of the time no problems
littler vs hood would be a great heel vs face matchup for the final
>>152765277ppv to
>>152765296Target Darts would be wanking themselves into a coma
red dragon farts
Ryan Searle is the guy to beat
off
sucking off some grapes
Who is the Ric Flair of darts?
>Das ist Ford Kögler
>>152765317Erektionsprobleme?
>>152765292Based and redpilled
>>152765034There goes the Pasty being stretchered off
>>152765316>Record champ>Sex pestIt's Phil
midge
minge
going to bed at 7pm on NYE, based Anderson
>gary gary gary gary anderson
>>152765331>stylin'>profilin'>caravan ridin'>Easyjet flyin'>ass grabbin'>wheelin' n' dealin'>son of a gun
sex man mentioned
>>152765331who would be the Randy Savage then
KWAB
>>152765350would
>>152765360
Gwan Hood
>>152765360>eccentric outfits>never really the guy>horrible at the end of his careerclown man, sadly
>>152765381>>never really the guyClown is a world champion.
>>152765296hood would get his down syndrome shit pushed in
>>152765389So was Randy Savage multiple times
>>152765381Who is clown man?
>>152765297ppv is down rn
>>152765389so was macho man. even when clown man was world champion i never thought of him as the best player in the world
>>152765395Rapid
>>152765397http://www.fawanews.sc/
>>152765395
>dat shanghai
GWAN HOOD>>152765360Comfy Darbz
>>152765404youre stream is 240p japanese bro, i went to dartsstreams
Gwan west country dwarf
That was cinema
>break dwarf to have the darts to lead 3-1>bottle it completely and end up going in at 2-2Gando will be SEETHING
>>152765416>dartsstreamsthat is lush, thanks I will migrate there :D
>>152765405Why does he do it, lads?
>>152765420>Gando will be SEETHINGIt's his default state
GANDO feeling the heat
>>152765405disgust
Flourishing. Not bothered. Moisturised. Really not bothered. In my lane. Honestly I’m not bothered at all.
got one of these from morrisons yesterday looks grim but its actually pretty good
What happened to Simon Whitlock, is bro still playing?
7am is too early for darts.Always miss the first match.Luv me some midget though
>>152765439Littler has been rattled since the crowd started chanting for Mensur.
not a bad checkout rate imo
>>152765439>You people don't deserve an explanation
Is Justin Hood in the spectrum or something?
Not a single good performance so far by anyone today, it's all average at best, and I expect both Lukes and Chud to smash anyone daring to play like this in the semi.>>152765420Bad feeling about this match that Gando will comfortably win his own sets, while always bottling it on the Hood sets, allowing him to barely hold on, and then at 4-4 he fucks up, loses his set and that's that. For now it seems that Gando is in control of the match, allowing Hood to take what's left. But as long as that's every second set, Hood will be happy with leftovers.
>>152765429humiliation ritual to get into the premier league
>>152765439No problem with players giving it to the crowd but the comment about paying for his prize money makes him come across as a vile fat cunt
>>152765444Imagine the boos if he ever lost weight.
>>152765439accidentally embracing the heel. well, that's one thing to happen
>>152765454>he comment about paying for his prize money makes him come across as a vile fat cuntthought it was based myself personally
>>152765439>wasn't expecting the fans wanting rob to winwill go the way of steve cunting in a few years if he carries on
>>152765450He's at the end of the spectrum. Guarding the pot of gold.
>>152765454Agreed, if he targeted only the people that booed him, I'd be OK with it. But it's like the fame has already gone to his head.
almost busted that 127 did Gando
>>152765463kek
>>152765463lmao
>>152765457Litter going 100% heel against the public would be a thing that redeems him in my eyes
>>152765439State of that picture.
>>152765450He's just from Weston-super-Mare
i havent been happy in about 15 years
>>152765484good day to turn it around then lad x
>>152765442Went out first round in a deciding set.Not sure Hood's tactic of "don't even bother competing in Gary's sets" is going to work.
>Who gives a crapNot Luke Littler that's for sure
>>152765463topkek
>>152765484same, but longernot a big deal in the grand scheme of things, just gotta keep soldiering on
>>152765451>For now it seems that Gando is in control of the match, allowing Hood to take what's left. But as long as that's every second set, Hood will be happy with leftovers.Spot on. Gary had the chance in set 4. Has to do it in set 6. He can't allow Hood to take it to 4-4 and then turn on the dwarf rape like he did to Floppert.
>>152765491I feel like Hood has been the better player, its Gary that's not playing to his usual high standards
>>152765502>I feel like Hood has been the better playernani
>>152765463
Hearing rumours that Keir Starmer's a wanker
>local rape drawf just does not go away
>>152765519many such cases
Corrrrrr that super cold has been bunting mental day 1: congested, slight cough day 2: full on fever, dry cough, cant get out of bedday 3: wet cough, shitting myself and throwing upi wonder what'll happen tomorrow
Why do they keep booing people getting married? I thought Deanos were shaggers
>>152765540waa waa
>>152765540>tomorrowLad...
THAT 121 TO WIN THE SET
Finally Gary got his shit together.
midget massacre
>>152765540day 4: complete cellular breakdownday 5: bleeding from eyes, eats, nose, mouth, rectum and urethraday 7: end up looking like John Henderson
>>152765555nice quadsbut never post this again
its OVAH
DAT 161!
DAT 161GANDO ON FIRE!
GWAN GANDO
Gando bullying a disabled man
the dream is over
Chowmeinbros...
>>152765572Finally kek
F for Hood what a guy
BUSTED IN DA HOOD
Hood's just having the time of his life, kek
Lame!
baseddownies be gone!
Based Gando, apart from that slump in the middle, this was actually decent, especially the last few sets. Hope he can keep it up.
Well at least clogton is out i guess
I haven't seen Anderson smile like that in ages
Fucking Ryan Searle is going to get to the final isn't he lads, where he will inevitably roll over for Littler. Darts is unironically over
>>152765612Littler plays Searle in the semis, frogmong
when will they learn
If chuddie goes out the tourney is over
searle, gando, ratty and chud in the semis
>>152765612shittler isn't getting past the rat lid
>those last three setsDwarf got raped
>>152765639This. Tonight we are all rats.
reddit lost.
>>152765623Best outcome. Sadly, very slim odds of that actually happening. It's strange anyway, the QF had 6 likeable guys, and 2 villains. Looks great on paper, but everyone knows that the villain final is still the most likely outcome. That's why it's so important that Chud beats Fluke later, because that's our best bet against the final destination, and a Chud win would turn the scenario from two unfavourable semi matchups and a likely Luke-off final, to one fun semi with a guaranteed good guy in the final.
The self-declared People's Champion and apparent guaranteed Premier League pick now a pathetic 7th in the rankings, by the way. For reference, Price is 12th and Aspinall 14th.Imagine the PDC seethe if Gary wins #3 and tells them to fuck off with the Premier League.
i've always liked humphries, even if he is somewhat dull
Really peculiar those tv licence commercials
Is there cilp of Hood hitting that D20 that he could not see?
>>152765695KOSTENLOSE LIEFERUNG ZWEITAUSEND STÜCK AUF LAGER
>>152765708What better way to enjoy the darts championship than with the Winnie the Pooh anniversary embroidery kit?
>>152765695>can I just say one thing?>you guys pay your tv licence>and you pay for my prize money>so thank you thank you
>>152765708UNSERE PREISE SIND UNSCHLAGBAR
>>152765639>gando with a 198 averagewhat a performance
>snorted cocaine until 11am>came out of bed 1hr ago>missed the dartsFfs every new year goes the same
>>152765429genuinely increases his star power and encourages inviting him to events
>>152765439>i wasn't ready for it>it was just pure emotion>i wasn't expecting it>i can learn from it>>>im not regretting anythinglmao
If the Deanos keep booing Littler you lot are going to have to start liking him
>>152766045I will just start liking the mongpit instead
>>152766045But i was saying LOOOOKE
Send Chud your energy lads
>>152766086
>new Rat run sudoku posted>Rat plays todayWRITTEN IN THE STARS
Is Darts the only sport where, in a perfectly played match, the lower will have done better on average than the winner?
im still on for hitler i want him to win everything for 20 years so phil taylors name is forgotten to history
Searle > Chud > Ratty > Gando > Littler > Humphriesfor me
>>152766272
>>152766322Rat > Gando > everyone else
im not gonna fucking make it ladsfever has rocked me again going to go sleep enjoy x
Chud or Gando
Only 5 games left, lads.
>>152766650DON'T TAKE ME HOMEPLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOME
>>152766650looking forward to the Royal Rumble at the end though
Two more games for Searle before he can go back on tour with Maiden
>>152765454faggot lol
>>152764271Why the fuck is it on so early, i missed both those matchesanyways gando vs humphries looks like a cracker of a semi
>>152764286t'was aight
>>152765454theres nothing wrong with what he said but how he delivered it and when
>>152766679>>152766688Just seen that Q-school (both UK and EU) starts on Monday, from 5.-11.1., so it's not cold turkey. Gimme Q-school threads over PL bullshit any day.
>>152765978never thought we see one in our lifetime but he actually hit an 8 darter
>>152766998I thought it was great. Banter with a bit of bite to it. Problem is he's gonna get destroyed by the mong army tonight. They'll be cheering every miss
>>152767278My imagination fails when I try to come up with a scenario where the mong pit heckles their own English teenage hype sensation against Jobczko Foreiginski. I really want Rat to win, but I fear we are clinging to straws here.
>>152767441>to the tune of Seven Nation ArmyOH JOBCZKO FOREIGNSKIOH JOBCZKO FOREIGNSKI
reckon mark is watching the arrers tonight de lids?
The other night I had a dream about a darts/MMA crossover sport, a tall skinny guy beat MVG in the final with a guillotine choke
darts
this nigga look like he plays dungeons and dragons
COME ON POLISH MAN
huke hitler is going down TODAY!
POLAND FUCKING STRONK
Big Rat wins tonight
>>152766650Take me back to the early comedy rounds again
please ratty, knock shitler out
>>152768122DO THE NEEDFUL
mmmmmmm those are some pure throws mmmmmm
I was here for Littler's debut and I'll be here for his defeat tonightLet's go you pollock meatheat. Accelerate Litters heal phase.
happy birthday ratty!
>>152768199It's Polack
>>152768214it's Polak
She has a haloa real angel >>152768214Isn't that the painter?
playing balatro
GOOWWAAANN EMMA
>>152768227It's actually lyakhy
Want to pull on the bows holdings Emmas blouse together, unwrap her like a christmas present
Today is the year the Littler era ends and the Chud Reich begins
>>152768269she's mid
mardle been on the ozempic?
i root for littler
>>152768370Yeah but so am I, lifes all about setting achieveable goals
>>152768140This, I want to watch Dutch youth tour qualifier Kees van Speedjobberen vs Philipino comedy jobber Chukrandom Bagofnails again.
Will we get a "They pays their money" tonight?
the deanos have turnedits overthe rat wonhittler lost
poo shittler
im fully expecting a fight on stage if they boo heel littler again
Reminder that the Shanghai Darts Master caused covid
he'll take us home
Insider: Luke got wasted on new years eve. He has a pretty washed up face tonight.
>Hittler booed again
praying for total luke genocide
Oh he mad.
>>152768444Littler will be one dart away from a nine darter and will stare the mong pit in their eyes and, on purpose, throw the dart so it doesnt it even hit the board. He will then drop a pre-written cheque for £60k to the prostate cancer charity so the only people impacted are the mongs.
kek, why are they booing that bozo?
not bothered
>>152768510wouldn't be mad if he did this
BOOOO SHITTLER BOOOOOOO
>>152768510
TRVKE
>>152768404S O V L
garbage zoomer music
>>152768370Gaylord
>>152768486
>Littler entering his Cena era>Front row full of CenasGood booking that
>>152768510Promo's good
Are they saying Luuuuuuuuuuuke?
Lot of anons looking really bothered in this thread. Not me though, I’m not bothered actually
that little boy is crying before the match even started
i don't know why they're booing, he's not bothered
>>152768510Phil Taylor ill come in with a chair and knock out Huw Ware
>57And that's why we voted for Brexit
PDC Hittler PR project already on the way>the boos might have been pantomime boos
Match hasn't even started and the mongpit is already chanting about tables
>cuck crowd already chanting his namelittler won
The louder they boo, the less he is bothered
John Shart needs to pipe down with the hittler glazing my lad my lad
STOP THE COUNT
CAM ON RAT, YOU BEAT WOODY, THAT MEANS YOU CAN BEAT LITTLER, TOO!
Solid 16 dart start for the Rat, Littler still rattled
When is the chinese restaurant opening?
>>152768614kek
shaky start from luke (but he's not bothered)
bbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rats rats were rats
Just got back from Sainsbury's in time for the evening session lads.
>>152768614top kek
the yaya chant makes me want to murder every single person in that venue. I can't stand it. I've tried, but I can't, I have to mute the whole thing so there's no chance I will ever hear it again. :(
kurwa
best chant by far
That fucking recovery, RIP Rat
>>152768660
They know he's right desu
How is this eurojobbing cunt in the quarters of the worldsdarts is in a bad state lads
ANONS I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU, BUT THERE MAY BE A BOGEYNUMBER OR BOGEYNUMBERS IN THE HOUSE.
EZ & calculated
>>152768732Beat Rob Cross.
>Rat breakNope, still unbothered.>>152768660Look, look, it's that picture again.
no hockey today lads I'll check out your sport
>>152768748job dross being in the last 16 is a crime itself
fucking twat
Admit it, he's pure kino
it's finally snowing brosmerry christmas!
He's not bothered though.
[seven nations army invades poland]OOOOOOOOOOH KRISTOF RATAJSKI
>>152768762"sport"
>>152768749give the gando .png
NUCLEAR MAX FINISH
comms bloke is really annoying
We got too cocky ratbros
hate this fucking fat ugly cunt so much
evil littler is kino
how bad is luke hitler's hairline?
hes too good now boo and payup piggies
Luke has entered the NUKE-WO
>>152768782Yeah, but not snow
>>152768792
>>152768804Turn your monitor on
Nuke World Order
>>152768762>does not watch kino morning KHL actionpfff
Lads, I think Snakey might be one of the good guys after all
That's coke!!
>>152768831didn't this shitter win a world cup
>i hate X because he's boring>player shows a bit of personality>WTH HE'S ARROGANT
Can’t wait to watch Luke vs Luke in the final so interesting and entertaining!!!!
>>152768859Who are you quoting
how long til luke the nuke littler discovers that he has life completed already and goes down the booze and drugs pipeline
>>152768859>”You lot pay my wages hahahah” to the crowd of working class fansNah that’s not arrogant or cunty at all is it
>>152768867
>>152768859>(You)>>152768867Don't worry lads, I will save /180/ from the Lukening.
>>152768876My moneys on rapey sex pest
>>152768876Tuesday
>>152768899just because hes earned a few quid from darts doesnt stop him being working class does it
JA PIERDOLĘ
>>152768867Van Chud will reign supreme
Why is Littler so fat?
>>152768859Weird thing to be so bothered about, lad. I’m not bothered at all.I guarantee Luke is more popular here thanks to being bothered than he was a few days ago.
>>152768859British pipo really be like this
this rat is worthless
>>152768876not soon enough
>>152768938Diet of kebabs, Vimto and Squashies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEUNe3HC-0
>>152768899>working class fansthe so called mong pit is all middle class wankers who queue for tickets for 3 hours at 6am and can afford a £300 night out. the "working" class get their PIP on thursday mornings for not working and are by now fighting with their spouses and children about who didnt clean the skid marks on the toilet bowl
Think this might not be a close match lads.
>now averaging sub 90Thanks a fucking lot Krzysztof
grim, tuning out of this
>>152768973British Kebab is so bad
How much did the rat get to let littler win?
>>152768953He got some tricks in his pocket just wait
You DO have tomorrow off work, right lads?
UK viewers how big do you think that meerkat's penis is?
>>152768979
The fact is there was only one man who could beat either Luke this year and that was chizzy
>>152769051oh stfu
>>152769051haha yeah, im not starting at 8, haha, wouldnt be me COULDNT be me
>Tim Henman>TYOOL 2020+6
>>152769069>tennis is the most tory sportwell duh
>>152769051yes mate and im already steaming bottle and a half of wine in and i dont want to drink the other half cause thats the difference between hungover and fresh as a daisy
I like my jobGet paid roughly 85k to chat to mongs on teams all day
>>152769051Yes lad but I didn’t intend to be here
how is that girl without hands playing darts?
that bird was armless
>>152769110fucking hell lad>>>/int/ forward slash /brit/
>>152769051Work?
>>152769069basically reform likes sports the most we are the chads of the country
worst worlds ever
>>152769110yes being a PM is truly wonderful brother is it not
fuck off Ratty
*stands up*
>>152769146Close enough to what I doLife on easy street
>>152769051I have every Friday off. I work Sun-wed. LMAO imagine working on a Friday
Starting to think we might not get the 9
>>152769161>works on a Sunday>makes fun of other peopleStrange lad.
>>152769158i also, everyone else took the 2nd off so i have nowt tomorrow to be doing
>>152769123She was cute tbf
>>152769151Powerful, this lad loves the darts!
uhm, would
>>152769051working from home and will be doing the bare minimum
Woody died for this.
>>152769151sit down or you’re barred son
A great way for Krzysztof to spend his 49th birthday: getting raped on live TV.
Theres a lass in the front row of the crowd, just behind the table, who is made of so much plastic that if she died you could put her corpse in the recycling bin and the council wouldnt even complain
>>152769194Good.
>>152769192reckon she plays the darts?
>>152769192Imagine the blowjobs
>>152769192Where’s the rest of her
Ratbros...>>152768749>picTop kek
>>152764271>Littler is thrashing the ratmanBASED i love it when the favourite actually just wins and doesnt job!
>german commentator calling Littler "Balloon d'Darts"the fatty jokes are really getting to him
>>152769192real life happy apu
What do we do when the darts is over
>>152769192Imagine the stump-jobs
The Rat just relies on get 180. He has no other methods to throw.
>>152768122deport
>>152769224Lurking in the Q-school threads.
>The land of pic related
>>152769224superbowl
>>152768136>>152768172deport>>152768128>>152768138>>152768175putler pls nuke
>>152769260kek
>>152769251>FREE 1000/1 MEGA BET"David Munyua to win at Round 1 of the Worlds"? What sort of shite is this, Gary
>>152769224Wait a week for the shnooker to return
Ratman activated the turbo
>>152769251>>152769281jej
>>152769224I live 3 minutes next to the Dutch open so i'm aiming for the second round. Want to get dicked by Barney.
>>152769192>Anon... umm.... I need to go to the bathromm, will you help wipe my bum?wat do?
Based Rat with an 11 to send it to a deciding leg
>>152769328We're out of toilet paper, ill have to use my tongue
>>152769328*licks lips*
>>152769051>work
11 darter on your throwhow fucking useless
The Rat Man! He loves the cheese!
E U R O J O B
Hopefully he's still not bothered during the interview. The mongs might need to be taught a few times for the dislike to stick.
holy jobber
>Ratty
absolute shitter
>>152769358i mean it is against littler so its sort of necessary to up your standard going into a deciding leg
>>152769051dunnoI haven't booked any of this week off but no one's online whenever I logged in so I just didn't do anything this week lol
Ratbros...
stop calling him the rat man comparing him to a rat is what the nazis did to them in the holly
turns out, you can splat the rat
Ratajski is pure distilled essence of eurojobbing
Gando/Chud please save us
>Poland
>>152769192>bracelet why?I'm at the point where i am just going to skip littler matches. It's killing my love of the game.
>>152769414Sounds like somebody’s bothered.I’m not bother, I’m gonna keep cheering on the based rat man even though he’s a shitter
Littler after the match:>Actually I'm not bothered if you beat up your gf
Chud is going to save us
>>152769224I've got one of those all black challenge puzzles on my desk, just waiting for me to piece it together.
it's over for the good guysevil always wins in the end...
ENOUGHEND THE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN AND GIRLS.
>>152769424Real men remember the comedy Clemens/Ratajski jobathon at the Covid Worlds: https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/1344029313528684544Absolute PEAK Eurojobbing from the pair
i was hoping that littler would act like a cunt again to make it less boring
>Chinese Mozart>meerkat dick>"NO YOU CAN'T JUST ARREST THE HECKIN' POSTMASTER FOR KILLING HIS WIFERINO">John Bishop tells a joke about Turkish teethWhat wins the "WE'RE GETTING RID OF THE ROYALS" award for the 2026 Worlds?
de facto final coming up next
>>152769458*rape gangs not included
>only throw 180>put pressure on opponent>take out big number
Ratajski will win it 5-4 anyway
Stand up if you have to fart lol
>>152769462No need to, Ratajski has barely threatened all match. And now the dumb fucker is leaving 162 for no reason.
>>152769472Amadeus has been the most infuriatingDoes lack a key meme quote though, but the music sting is stuck in my head
>>152769476>>152769458>Counting or not counting rape gang violence?
>getting blitzkrieg'd on your birthday
>>152769472>Eeeeeehhhhh loochin' forward to sechond place again are ya
>>152769459>fake fan noisethe most cringe moment in human history
>MISSING BIG NUMBAH LIKE THATWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Got tennis elbow me. My career as a pub league jobber is in jeopardy.
bullseye setups corr
lol
>quarter finalist throwing 23% on doubleswhy are eurojobbers like this
feeling really bothered by this whitewashdon’t like it, has bothered me a lot
>Littler now so bored he's trying Shanghai on 19s for 114 and then splitting 38 18-D10 while Rat jobs like a cunt and flings one for D16 into big 8End this match
>ratasski
BORING BORING GENERALSBORING BORING GENERALS
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>152769590The absolute state of post-2012 /sp/
What exactly was the point of this match
Worst Polish performance since the last time their football team made a major tournament
>LittlerWinsLOL>>152769590>>152769600Truly lame
pocketed
>>152769613advertising slots
Thankfully that is over
Why would anyone want 1 flight from a player? Give me all three so I can use all the darts myself
>No, I'm not apologising to the crowd for such a boring game, what am I supposed to do when you guys put such trash up on stage. I wouldn't even trust him to scrape last nights kebab off the back of my dressing room toilet.wow
it's over...heil littler
>>152769613To display total unbotheredness
It's Chud time
Peter manly vs taylor type of match, littler is going to find the rat in his pocket while he dresses for bed
>>152769641what a strange haircut
There's an alternate timeline where David Davies didn't shit himself in the first leg and knocked Littler out
>>152769641>propah english lad saying "trash"hm
>>152769600Ngl, i stopped browsing catalogs on 4chan in general ages ago... whether the state of it is that bad or not, it eventually is going to be the same people there all day or whatever because most popular things are just so fast paced and repetitive. Could say the same for other websites ig.
>>152769654/our boy/
>>152769641loving it from are luke, just a bit of bants x
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN CHUDDER
Humph has the darts for the last quarter final of the day
emergency Littler PR tour appearance
>George Noble is set to retire after this years worldsAlso fuck Sky for giving Littler this special interview
>Insult the crowd>Get invited into the studio to get interviewed by EmmaHe's got it all figured out
the missus isn't getting bruised after the fifa sesh tonight then
>interviewing Luke in the studio because he’s so botheredKek
>Littler v Searle tomorrow nightCan't wait for Blind Man to revert to type and start jobbing everywhere from dart 1. He did that back half of today's match.
'mon the chudhttps://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98
>>152769718Need a chav zoomette gf
What do we reckon Emma smells like, lads?
Littler Five-0
>>152769729Yeah, he was already in jobber mode today after the first set. Just Clayton was too.
>>152769751Strawberries
>>152769700lmao @ that last frame
>sooner or later, god will chud you down
>>152769751Anusol.
Hell of a stream freeze.
Billions must 9.
>>152769751Dior
>>152769804Funny every time :')
>>152769819The final will be shit and the semis will have a 9
>>152769735Isn't she like 5 years older than Luke and maybe a bit noncey
Obligatory Chud walk-on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
>>152769751Executive producers cum
>>152769858Nah that was the fat lass he was with before
LET'S GO VAN CHUD!
I PREDICT A RIOTI PREDICT A RIOOOOT
Luke "the riot" Humphries my goat
Let's go Chud. I don't want a Luke V Luke final
Broskis, cool hand is getting chunk chunk again?
wheres abi
I PREDICT A RAT I PREDICT A RAT
Chudbros this is our time to shine
Is that his mom?
Riot status: predicted
>>1527698962026 is Gando's year.
>>152769916Stepmom
Gian Van Veen loses 2-4 to Luke Humphries
Performative walk-on song for Humphries
They need to get a better editor for the walk on songs. The cuts made to loop them are brutal.
>>152769921>stepmomIs that a step up from the last one?
>biggest numbahs from the get gooooh strap yourselves in lads
>>152769922Match abandoned with a set left due to bomb scare?
This is where it really counts, lads, this is the match where this tournament's destiny is decided.>>152769922I think he will win 3-2.
>>152769948might be a fire if a drunk menzies is still allowed back in
Nice pace
>>152769916Fitter bird than littlersMental battle won there
DAT SHANGHAI
Do you think Chud will beat Littler if he gets to the final?
chud in job modecya lads
Gian Van Veen loses 3-5 to Luke Humphries
guys why does he look like chud?
>>152769948The Nuke sends his regards
>>152769977No
This is looking like a 0-0 boring match
DAT 124 ON THE DOT
BULL chud
>>152769948>>152770001gas scare (on ze mongpit)
>>152770000nasolabial folds
CHUD IS SAVING DARTS
SET STATUS: STOLEN!
THE CHUD HAS STRUCKHUMPH SEETHING LIKE FUCK AS HE WALKS OFF
CHUDED.COM
CHUDDY TIME
can't even watch.come on CHUD!
Chud. and Littler will only keep getting better. Humphries will need to return to Plumphries if he wants to compete.
Humphrey Dumpty rattled by Child can Veen
I think Chud can hold on for a 1-0 win if he plays good enough defensive darts
>>152770055checkedIt's Chudmas
>>152770073Chud******Fuck my china phone
>>152770078He should definitely start parking the bus here
>>152770000akshually its the lets go brandon kid
millions, billions even...
>>152770113kek
>>152770104Nah, he's more Chuddy than Brandonjak
you know, for the quality and size of the champs this years, you would have thought that 9 darter would have come but thats darts for you
Do you think Humphries tries on his fat pants every once and a while and throws darts when no one is home?
ONE CHUUUUUUDREN AND EIGHTY
Where you all watching it?
>>152770148did you think this was funny when you wrote it? Did you? Made a right mess of this, haven’t you? Eh?
>this set
chudbros...
>>152770148i giggled
>>152770168He chudded too hard in the break while thinking about Rhodesia
>>152770156site? twitch like always
>>152770159STAND UP, IF YOU CHUD THE DARTS, STAND UP IF YOU CHUD THE DARTS
The McDonalds advert has the soundtrack of a KFC advert and I won't elaborate.
>>152770156vipleague / other site i usually use for footy
Did an interacial couple in crowd throw chuds game off? Heads gone on him.
I HATE LUKESLITTLERHUMPHRIESMANWOODHOUSEGET RID OF EMSIMPLE AS
can one be a deano and a chud at the same time or is it mutually exclusive cause you have to be ignorant of larger problems as a deano?
>>152770156I'm at Ally Pally m8.
Yea sky sports listenThe Pakistanis aren't watching the dartsEnough is enough
>>152770205Lukas Wenig has chudlet energy
>>152770190 Don't you just love the close up of a huge arab nose while she is eating a faux-chicken sandwich?
You just know chud heard a black man in the crowd when he threw that dart in the single 1. Unsettling for him
luke humphries is such a touchy feely faggot
>>152770199here to stay im afraid
>>152770226Might have been a Based Black Man who doesn't make it his whole personality though
>>152770223gezzy and chud fusion dance
I will not be scanning no QR codes
>>152770226manyua? dont know any other black men
>tfw Emma will never check your prostateWhy even live
>>152770199>manlel
Come on
Lovely match this
>>152770272kek, saved.
Anne Frank screaming in the background
Somalian daycare frauds in Minnesota seem to have shook Chud to his core. How can one play darts in a time like this?
>>152770285I’m bored
>>152770223we all weniggas here
Channeling all my energy to the almighty chud
Is Humphries greying in real time?
>>152770113Amazing
Let's go brandon!
>>152770292
Happy New Year, fellas. Miss this fucker like you wouldn’t believe.
What's Humphrey Dumpty shaking his head at so much already
>>152770306It’s hairspray to make it look like ice
>>152770328The state of the economy
WE'RE BACK, CHUDDIES!>Humph
>Dumfries
>HUMPHRIESLOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT LEG
>Bumphries
Cammy the fucking mentalist with his hand in plaster.
eerrr... chesthair bros?
>>152770339His hair looks better now that his head is fatter
Kek nice one lads
>>152770272BILLIONS MUST D-ART
Holy shit cool hand luke is scorching hot
BIG CHUD FISH
You know Gian wins a leg when he does the Chud jerk
THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX
CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX CHUD MAX
engerland lol
THE MAX! THE MAX! THE MAX!
FISHED
mardle ruined that 170 for me
>>152770355MatesMadriMen's mental health
I tried to get my darts to land flight down like Van Veen and I could only do it by crouching and throwing up at the boardHow does he do it
based and fish-pilled
Humphires is fucking rattled
BIG FISH…Humphries is mind broken.
Stoolman Puke getting BTFO
>>152770389Front grip on a straight barrel
>>152770389He’s tall
TOTAL CHUD VICTORY
Blumpfries has a surprisingly hairy chest, he was clearly born to be a fat guy
the 1-3 looms
Breaking: Luke Humphries has received a permanent ban from entering Hyperborea
DAT 158 FROM NOWHERE!
Luke is melting. It's Snowver
DOUBTERS LMAO DOUBTERS LMAO DOUBTERS LMAO
dat 158 tho
It’s going to be a kino semis, shit final episode isn’t it
attacking darts coming out
DAT 15>DAT 158DAT 15>DAT 158DAT 15>DAT 158
>>152770444Always is
9 darter W H E N
DOUBLES STATUS: MISSED!BLUMPHRIES STATUS: RATTLED!CHUD UPRISING: HABBENING!
>get broken>throw a 10 darterI kneel, Chud-san
any working streams? ppv is being shite
sometimes some things happen
COME ON CHUDTHROW SOME FACKING 9s
>>152770484dartsstreams
Humphrey Dumptys body language has all the charm of a dead rotting pigeon
YEAROFTHECHUD
>>152770480Prime mvg-esque. He would often reset all too well
>>152770484vipleague
YA JUST GOTTA LOVE THE CHUD
maybe cool hand luke needs to warm his hands up? Just a thought
>>152770484https://freestreams-live1.pk/sky-sports-darts/Try this, lad.
I appreciate Anna and Emma's wearing of nylons
>>152770450We are eating good right now
>>152770484fawanews scalso, fuck this captcha
>>152770503i see no streams on that website
C H U D
>>152770512>>152770480>breaking MvGI remember this pic once existed for a reason.
"NUKE THE LUKES" VAN VEEN
>>152770533live darts->open up any of the three categories
>RALPH Fiennesffs
>>152770515That handsome face is the last thing you'll see before being called a stupid nigger on your favorite imageboard
Chud empire begins NOW
FUR DAS CHUDISH VOLK SIEG HEIL :D
nothing ever hap-
>>152770444Trips confirm unfortunately
Chudchuck
>>152770573Not the first time she's done this, absolute disgraceful way to treat the semi-star of Lego Batman Movie.
How the Chud Saved FootballdartsmasChudward DartshandsThe Chudmare Before Footballdartsmas
Great energy management from Chud, packing all his stinker legs into one set.Wait never mind, he still won it.
>studied aviation>loves trains as wellgian is too based
>>152770657The Flying Chudsman
>>152770573>>152770624https://youtu.be/O-hHGL0q23M?si=FAs9t8JiCmi9WAmq&t=19
>DISGUSTING DARTS
GO CHUD GO
All part of Humphries' masterplan. He doesn't call himself Cool Hand for nothing.
>HumphHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!LET'S GO CHUD!
>4-1>Dumfries
FUCK. SO CLOSE TO REELING IN TQO BIG FISH
my fucking stream buffered really badly on that 2nd T20 on the 170 attempt
Camera man cooked
>>152770657I like trains too. Lads what’s your favourite train?
Oh dear Luke
DER CHUDMEISTER
BASED
That humphries smile lmao
>>152770735Drops of Jupiter
>>152770726Needs more hairspray to cool his head m8
>HUMPHRIES MISSING THE BOARD TWICEABSOLUTELY FUCKING MINDBROKEN
LOOK AT ME, IM THE CHUD NOW
>>152770745head's gonepissing away the 18 after the D19 miss was unprofessional
Humphries will never mentally recover from this.
>>152770657Do you think he likes the A-12?
Bumphries turning back into a fat jobber
>>152770752Miss snackpot so much, lads...
>Hittler sponsored by Star Wars
That was 3 times where Humph had the throw in the deciding leg - and he lost all 3 of them.>>152770752>>152770771This, he hss already given up.
>>152770735The steam train you can get up to the Brocken. All the trees are dead so it's a shit view, but the journey is nice.
>>152770781lol my prediction a few threads back might come true after all
>>152770752It was on purpose
>>152770735wightwick hall br (wr) 4-6-0 5MT 6989
>unreal arrers>mongpit isn't even cheeringSeriously wtf it seems even worse than normal this year.Like I know it's 80% retards and 20% Darts fans (also retarded) normally but this year it just seems full of women on Christmas Parties and Souf mongs
>>152770786I actually saw the Brockenbahn IRL, I once rode up there with my bike, and it passed me twice. It's cool.
Leeds didn't even lose today, puke has ZERO excuses
>>152770811People want uk white culture more than ever, simple as
>>152770786>All the trees are dead so it's a shit viewwelcome to German mountains
CHUDBROS RISE UP
Billions must phrie
>>152770781OH BOI HERE COME DAT CHUD AGAIN
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
>>152770811it's NYDthe mongpit's still hung over
>>152770846ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>152770829This is why I watch all the 70s sex comedies on Talking Pictures TV.
YOU'RE VAN VEEN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
>puke lump
>>152770806That’s a proper train that like
Kek even his girlfriend is a chud
Searle vs Chud would be such a great final
someone get luke to lose weight again
>'My favourite Luke would have won 5-4'
PUT HIM AWAY CHUD
>>152770860hehchange you're to gian
>>152770859Talking Pictures is goated
>>152770873>king and queen of evropa SOVL
Wanted chud to win but shame this wasn’t the close contest we expected
>>152770895not ogre yet
>Chud or Gando in the finalLife is good, lads.
bumphries lacking vrill
2026: Year of the chud
Can't be getting married as an elite arrersmith. You lose that sigma autist killer instinct.
>>152770908And MVG no longer the #1 in Holland
>>152770873She plays darts more like a chud than he does. Much shitter darts, but much chuddier
Okay I'm a chud convert nowHe's good
TOTAL LUKE DEATH!
SAY MY NAME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GIAN VAN VEEN
We wish you a merry chudmas and a happening new year
>>152770930Good. Hope he actually gets off his lazy ass next year.
Fucking demolition job
TOTAL CHUD DOMINATION
>it's over alreadyDas not it mane
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
>>152770873>mfw he was the machine all along
great stuff by /ourchud/
we did it lads
our little chuddie is growing so fast
very very good
Quarters have all been whitewashes really
it is as i foretold weeks ago, chud will finish shitler in the final
WE NEED THIS MAN TO REMOVE LITTLER, ONLY CHUD HAS THE FIREPOWER TO PLAY ATTACKING DARTS
ate littler ate deanosate the mongpitluv the chudsimple as
Brutal stuff from van Veen, in that shape even a good Littler game would not guarantee him a win.
What happened for van veen to start winning with these crazy performances?Is he just one of those players who either ghost in round 1 or goes on a hot streak
True losers of the night? The mongpit
>>152770983Chud doesn't fear littler either
Littler will crush the chud. We all know this.
>>152770997>losing that badly with 101 avg and equal stats in almost every other area except doublesThat really is quite brutal.
Great arrersRanking system is absolutely fucked by how top-heavy the Worlds is now though
>>152770997Didn't even feel like he played THAT well, he has another level desu
>>152770930First time since.... 2011?
>>152770997double succes is the real killer here
>>152771005he wants total tallfag destruction
>>152770983>thinks darts jesus won't send littler packing
>>152770993>ate littlerdoes his asshole taste like kebab?
>>152771061KEK
Here's the new Dutch No.2 MvG, and a PL spot for Chud. Also:>be Noppert>play consistent and reach tons of QF/SF>still no world cup for you, because Chud and MvG exist
Serle will wipe out Littler, don't worry
Gary - Boomer against zoomer runGian - Nuke the LukeLuke - Villain arcSearle - Black sheep
Chud seems like a really nice fella.For me, it’s Chud > Gando >>>>>>> Searle > Littler
Can't believe Gary Anderson is going to win another World Championship.
>>152771071>mvg down to 4it hurts
>>152771071Does that cuck Clayton then
>>152771061raw gem in the rough
>>152771095Hilarious that he was eliminated after talking shit about Snakebite. Even if he’s right (he is) he looks like a bitch now. For shame, MVG.
>>152771071>Searle surgeBased
>>152771071>losing to a dwarfI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
And we're down to two.
>>152771095he's done
>>152771098Luke, Luke, Chud, MVG, Bunting, Gezzy are locked in.That leaves 2 spots, Searle gets one if he makes the final and Gando says he doesn’t want to play in it. If neither of those are in I reckon they’ll go Jonny and Rock as the last 2.
Even the footie fans are chanting it now>boring boring Tottenham
>>152771071Floppert cheated The Reaper. Hair frauding comes at a cost.
the blubphries arc has officially begun
>>152771071Please no bunting in the PL, if he is i'm going to pvp him in minecraft when i go in may
>>152771157>Gezzy in the 2026 PLGrimThey have the heel quotient anyway with Shittler
I'm a Dutchie on holiday in Germany, wtf is this humiliating piggie shit on Sport1?
>>152771130He needs to save >us
>>152767089watch out for me the 75-85 avg jobmaster >>152771130CHUD MAN CHUD MAN CHUD MAN CHUD MAN CHUD MAN105 AVG tournament winning capabilities even against Shittler
>>152771173The Humph QF loss also means that if anyone else than Littler wins, he will be the new no. 2 and Humph will be down to no.3
>>152771129>dwarfhes more in hobbit/gnome territory
>>152771237>Down SyndgnomeFucking lmao
>>152771165>Jobber Joe>Jobbert>Barneykek it's true. when the god of baldness is displeased, you will slide down the rankings.
>>152771157>MVG, Bunting, Gezzywhich one of these is going to become the next 0 points lolcow? my money is on MVG somehow
>>152771192They were supposed to be hot anime waifu dolls but we only had german women to model them after.
>>152771079lol
Have you ever seen that much awesomeness in one picture?
>>152771079Not with a 91 avg. Searle might cave even if hes on his doubles
>>152771349>Katha
>>152771349Chick has almost the same crappy hairline as the maxximizer lol
>>152771095He looks terrible here
>>152771349A younger Diane Kruger. Would.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AsN1WFHqW6I?feature=sharenice to see are littlah catching up with his former classmates
kom op. we gaan
Van Veen's personality doesn't match his appearance
>>152771576That's what makes it funny>has the appearance of a CHUD>is actually nothing like a CHUD
>>152771262MVG for sure. He been declining for a couple years. The WC final loss was an aberration. Other than that he’s trended down for at least two years. I think his shoulder problems fucked him.
>>152771576a bit i dont think i ever felt that way fully
Did gando want to play Humphries or was this his prediction of who will win it if he doesn't
>year-to-date rankingchrist
>>152771213Also, if Littler gets to the final, he has broken £2m.
>>152771741>19. Luke Woodhouse>20. Michael van GerwenWoodbros, things are looking up for us.
>>152771741seems a bit more accurate if not a little too brutal for gherkin fans
And so that was Day 18. While no quarter-final went further than seven sets, we did see two more Top 8 seeds eliminated, including the biggest so far as Luke Humphries' hoodoo against Gian van Veen continues into 2026.Cool Hand had the darts and both players held throw - the Giant with 120 and 124 outs - before the Dutchman stole the set in the deciding leg on D12 having survived a 167 bull shot. Humphries returned with a vengeance and immediately broke back with a 4 leg Set 2 to level the match. Then things went awry for Luke: two inner misses for 100 to break throw and lead 2-0 in the set were then followed by a bust on 10 that allowed Gian to return and finish 80 before hitting an 11 darter to lead. It went to a decider where astonishingly Luke did not have a dart at double from 120 down, fucking up multiple big numbers, with Gian hitting D10 for 2-1. A 170 kicked off Set 4 for van Veen and survived 3 darts for a level set to throw for a 3-0 set. Luke slammed in a 158 out, but immediately received a brutal 10 darter and trailed 1-3. The fifth set went with throw, but Cool Hand mentally surrendered when missing the board twice on 95 after having survived a 170 attempt to trail 1-4. GVV then ran off the final set in 4, having missed a third 170 attempt, for a maiden Worlds semi-final.The other surprise was Ryan Searle's first Worlds semi as Jonny Clayton's finishing deserted him. Heavy Metal dropped just two legs in the first three sets, winning the first with a great 125 check, before his 17 set streak was ended by the Ferret as Searle's standard dropped. A crucial 111 finish re-established the 3 set lead, and despite Jonny taking advantage of more sloppiness to trail 4-2, Ryan whitewashed him in the seventh.Elsewhere, Luke Littler dropped just 5 legs in a 5-0 battering of Krzysztof Ratajski, and Gary Anderson produced a vintage late surge to finally remove comedy gnome Justin Hood from proceedings in a 5-2 win.The Semi-Finals are tomorrow from 7:30pm UK.
>>152771741MVG is shit. He should retire.
>>152771858TYBOP!
>>152771858Gonna miss Hood but overall not unhappy about the outcome so far.
>>152771858TY80P
>>152771192It's the mascot of Sport1 called the "Phrasenschwein" (phrase pig) and it's originally used on their football talk show "Doppelpass". Every time one of the guests uses a football cliché like "we have to take it game to game", they have to pay €3 into that pig. At some point they started making these phrase pigs modelled after darts players.
