>Lap:#8308>Countdown to WINTER TESTING AND THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152744225>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2001 WDC Final Standings:MSC: 102HIL: 69COU: 49HER: 45ALE: 42>2009 WCC Final Standings:Brawn: 172Red Bull: 153.5McLaren: 71Ferrari: 70Toyota: 59.5>2025 WEC Final Standings:HAM: 1,516NOR: 1,423TSU: 1,407>News:Mercedes and Haas change logoFIA: "Last regs could have been better"Happy new year /f1/
gimi
lonso pole
i newey does it, can i bake the lonso pole threads?
>>152765750if newey*
This season’s cars will be smallerBut the racing will be worse than everHappy New Year
:/
Will we slurp more semen this year or less than 2025?
>>152765710intercourse
Happy new year!Gay dead sport by the way.
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>152765898can you add all the other 10 drivers there as well, it's bretty good list
fun fact: kwablonso is the only driver in history to lose the wdc after his championship rival was issued team orders that benefited him (monaco 2007)
I weighed myself this morning and I was 68kg.I haven't been that weight in like 12 years.This time last year I was 83kgAt the same time, I'm lifting weigh more than ever..
>>152765941hard r racing
>>152765945no weigh
>>152765985Very nice wordplay.
uh... pozzedstappenbros?
>>152765985guey
>>152765750Newey got shit on by Marshall, bro
>>152765707
good afternoon ladsand a happy new year
which formula 1 twinks will get most thoroughly anally GAPED this season on the grid?
152766091>it surviveduseless fucking fire
>>152766091>Lando Norris (slightly gaped) - Oscar Piastri>George Russell - Kimi Antonelli (gaped)>Max Verstappen - Isack Hadjar (thoroughly GAPED)>Charles Leclerc - Lewis Hamilton (GAPED)>Alex Albon (slightly gaped) - Carlos Sainz>Liam Lawson - Arvid Lindblad (gaped)>Fernando Alonso - Lance Stroll (gaped)>Oliver Bearman - Esteban Ocon (gaped)>Nico Hulkenberg (slightly gaped) - Gabriel Bortoleto>Pierre Gasly - Franco Colapinto (gaped)>Sergio Perez - Valtteri Bottas (gaped by Cadillac)
Each year is the same with Alonso:>Next season he will have a competitive car to compete for the championship!And each season it's the opposite. Why don't they stop doing that and wait for when he actually has a good car and has good results?
>>152765926i don't have much input on the other guys, maybe i'll give it a try
>>152765898why doesnt Alonso have pure dedication and racing autism
>>152766154Because he is old dumbass
>>152766176because he's old and grumpy nowyounglonso definitely had it
>>152766189Why do they hype him every year when they know it's all a lie? Wait until the season starts and he starts getting good results then you start saying that this year he can compete for the title.
>>152766154He's impatient and a loud mouth, if he kept his mouth shut he would have not pissed half the teams and made them now want him as a driver.He's only at Aston because Stroll is a cunt and Alonso is his tard wrangler.
>>152766225Alonso still has it in him unlike Hamilwog, but Alonso is like Leclerc now, the mometn he realized that the team shitted itself he stops caring and with that his performance also goes down.
>>152766142thanks for this detailed insight
>>152766226>impatientThe older people get, the less time they have left, the more impatient they get.Have you never wondered why it's always pensioners cutting lines and throwing tantrums over others being late?
nu year old gimicks
1st of January 2026. We are officially one day into Ferrari's Year.
>>152765848I think there will be a decent amount of reliability issues at the beginning of the year that might shake things up but the teams will get a handle on it quickly
>>152766374
Coming in the pits!
>>152766579is that a sex reference? i wouldnt know
>>152766579STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT
Happy new year, gimi
>>152766154
So. Did anyone drink responsibly for the new year? I sure as hell didn't.
2025 was my best year yet
>>152765707Speaking of Ferrari misery, does anybody have the edit of this with the chef having the Ferrari logos and such?
>>152766950it was my worst year so far
>>152767161it was a medium year for me
>>152766950>t. underageThere'll come a time when things will go the other direction, anon. Enjoy your naïveté while it lasts.
medshitters will never recover from this post
big boobs
>>152767742Hug the apex like it’s your favourite granny
>>152767742ride the kerbs well
>>152767742Look but never stare
>>152767521What the fuck? I thought he was retired.
>>152766154He did pretty well in 2023.
more than half the drivers of the past 19 years have been medshitters, so you would THINK that more than half the champions in that span would be medshitters
>>152768072I've talked about it before, but going back and seeing Alonso hopeful with Aston martin at the start of 2023, to seeing where he is now, is depressing.Grandpa should have either chosen another team, or just remained retired.
>>152767807>>152767915>>152767944I would motorboat those tits ALL NIGHT LONG
>>152767944>K Delta <heart>s the NolesWut?
fuck, i cant find it, do any of you have the isnta post alonso made about how there was something beautiful in looking for the perfect flower even if you never find it? i think it was some quote of some moviealonso has given everything for this sport, only the ones that died on the track gave more than alonso
SF-26 will be one second faster
>>152767367I'm 36.
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>>152768276alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
sex with bianca
>>152768560Months?
>we have now entered /ouryear/Tifosi bros how are we feeling?
>>152768850I'm sorry 2025 was shit for you. But for me it was great. There'll come a time when things will go the other direction, kid.
>>152767807>>152767944
>>152769230Feels good. We just need to make it through the first couple of races no matter how bad they look.
>>152766974I got u nigga
>>152769274He isn't wrong though. Who won the first race of 2022, and look how that ended up.
god damn im so fucking stonedmy nervous system is overloaded by thc and it can't allow me to fall asleep nowi been awake for almost 2 days now/f1/ related because sharl also smokes weed
>>152769341dont do drugs
pozzedstappen:>easy difficulty: cleared>medium difficulty: failed>hard difficulty: lockedkwablonso:>cheat mode: cleared>easy difficulty: failed>medium difficulty: locked>hard difficulty: locked
>>152765777She is so hot.
>>152769394>tf>tp
>>152769341don't worry it will be over in 2h
>>152769394weed is not drug, it come from da earfhttps://youtu.be/mswVkpgX8EU
>>152766008danny ricc just needed more time...
ranny dicc
>>152769557nando lorris
lando "the braindead bbc gooner" norris
kwabmilton:>USAIDS DLC: cleared
>>152769722actually no, scratch that, he lost 2021kwabmilton:>USAIDS DLC: incomplete
Nowins: >cheat mode: cleared
>>152769303Thanks anon!
>>152769438why are you watching chatgpt clickbait slop
>>152770197oh the humanity
>>152770215>humanity don't believe that mate, species is a social construct.
>>152766008delete this
