5:30pm kick offLiverpool (4-3-3): Alisson; Bradley, Konate, van Dijk, Robertson; Gravenberch, Jones, Szoboszlai; Frimpong, Ekitike, Wirtz.Subs: Mamardashvili, Kerkez, Mac Allister, Chiesa, Gakpo, Nyoni, Ramsay, Ngumoha, Lucky.Leeds (3-5-2): Perri; Bornauw, Bijol, Struijk; Justin, Gruev, Ampadu, Stach, Gudmundsson; Aaronson, Nmecha.Subs: Darlow, Bogle, Calvert-Lewin, Piroe, Okafor, Harrison, Tanaka, Byram, Gnonto.
Death to Pool and all Pool lovers.
>Pool
How many today for our boy Flo?
>>152766173Last digit
>>152766173What a loser. Being divorce raped is bad enough but being enough of a fuckwit to get divorced raped by the mediocre mulatto that attached herself to you like a cancer is something else.>inb4You know damn well that that pasty cuck will put a ring on that shit.
total scouse death
Daniel's Farke'd it not playing Calvert-Lewin
>>152766219Fucking kek even if it is Jonny Sharples
>>152766217We don't sign our posts here
Claiming this thread for CUTE GIRLS
Dutch kopite here, part of the 96 with generational trauma.Still haven't received a tikkie for my uncle Pim being savagely crushed and having his feet broken in his clogs, and later dying of premature baldness from the stress.Feel good today however, the Man Mountain will see things through for us, I can feel it in my lanky limbs. My neighbour is also from Cameroon just like Big Virg and he's a top bloke too, helps out the wife quite a lot. Come on you reds.
The posh twat girls with zero sense of humour who I had to put up with for two years at uni because two of my friend group were going out with two of that friend group used to go on them posh twat ski trips to Switzerland and get drunk in them posh twat bars like the one that’s just set on fire and killed 40 posh twats so that’s put a big smile on my faceAnyway let’s hope for a /lug/ tonight
>>152766554you need help m8
Arne Slot: I made the wrong tactical decisions because of the trauma of Jotas death
>>152766548kek
>>152766548This wasn't very funny considering the effort you put into it. Feels like something a murrican would type
>>152766502Love me a bit of F1nn5ter
is this the bread?>>152766597bludclart
>>152766554Why are ABLs such terrible people? We won't forget you defending literal paedo David Coote because LIVERPOOL BAD
>>152766586shan't be listening to the stringy blue haired ghoul who posts lady boys about the nuances of comedy thanks
where is my chiesa
>michael, i asked for those reports to be on my desk last week. Where the hell are they?>s-sorry laaaa it’s just the third choice left winger for the club I support, although I’ve never been to their ground, died in a car accident 6 months ago because the stupid Portuguese cunt was driving 120 miles per hour in his Lamborghini
Hoping Leeds win 3-0
>a fucking leaf
>>152766554Protip: if you go to university at all you are “posh” and your attempts to convince people otherwise are futile. It’s for middle and upper class kids, always was always will be
Happy New Year, scousers
>>152766134b-b-b-b-b-but what about the 96!!!
>>152766554Rumors say it was Jotas burning corpse that started the fire, like some vengeful spirit
i don't wanna worki just wanna post on spee all day
thread's foockin dead la'
STANDBY
/sp/ told me Ekitike was a Bundes fraud
>operation anfield exerciseit's over
I can't wait for Salah to come back and totally ruin this team
>>152766777Mongs aren't even watching this, they're having an argument over /epl/
Eeeeeeeee standby laaaaaaaaaa operation anfield laaaaaaaa stop crushing each other laaaaaaaaa it’s fucking thatchers fault that we didn’t buy a ticket laaaaaaaaaa
Operation kill each other and blame the police
>>152766854A controversial, but nevertheless true, take
>>152766821kek, they won against spurs and wolves, not like those are tough teams
And thats why you always go down in the box
>>152766813One of the rare times where a EPL Sporting Director signs a player that fits the playstyle.
If that was Arsenal they'd have got a penalty
LadsI think this ref enjoys fingering his butt in the showerJust a hunch tho
>>152766173why is flo with this sandy negro?
>>152766892liverpool got 5 times as many pens last seasonyou're delusional
>>152766554Not sure how you can have this opinion and NOT support the socialist club Liverpool FC.
What is this nonsense I keep hearing over the tannoy?
Tannoy system twice now.....some attack incoming?
>>152766913ignore him lad, the rising mould in his council flat is playing havoc with his senses
>>152766913>>152766892Both sides are right. Arseanal and Livershit are both cheats who get everything their way
>>152766777Checked Liverpool threads are always dead.The fans only show up after a victory, straight after they've absolutely battered the BBC hys section.
3rd time...getting scared now
>>152766965>>152766927>>152766933they're just letting the crowd know that those on tag need to be home by 8pm
Wirtz needs to dump his mongrel gf if hes to have any hope of improvement
My new years resolution was to not waste time watching footie and not waste money betting on footie.Well as you might guess I'm currently watching footie and have 100 euros on Livershit.
>>152766965They're just appealing the crowd to stop pushing forward
>>152766958liverpool fans are functional members of society who watch the game with friends and loved ones unlike you weirdos who leave your family to hatewatch
>2026>still memorialising a murderer
>look up>commentator is wittering on about “the devastation of the loss of Diego jota”Fucking hell. How long are we going to have to put up with this for? They will still be going on about it when there isn’t a single member of the squad left that was his teammate
I have to go back to work tomorrowBeen off since the 19th
>>152766984attraction to ebonies is indicative of high Tfew will admit this
>>152767011>liverpool fans are functionalkek, good one Thiago
>>152767018>They will still be going on about itYou realise the commentator isn't a Liverpool fan right?
>>152767024I thought you had yellow fever, not jungle fever?
>>152767011I have never met a scouser who I've not had a vitriolic hatred for. They're the very worst of English people
>>152766984Have no idea why he's being selected over Mac, he's fucking shite.
The year is 2043. Liverpool lose the champions league final 2-1 to Real Madrid having been outplayed>well our Scouse captain was playing for Liverpool u9s when Jota got pissed and drove his Lamborghini into a wall so it’s the trauma you see that caused this defeat
>>152767041yellow fever = low T
>>152767002last 2 number of people die in the crush
>>152767024Is this true?
>>152767049You've never left your bedroom and can't make eye contact with women you sweaty cunt, go get a shower
>>152767018>forgetting illsbreh tributes which went on after every player of that squad had retired let alone left
>>152767061Wrong.It’s the thinking man’s fetish
Why are the crowds so quiet No cheer no nothing
>>152767066awooga
>>152767011Scousers are insufferable mate. I'm glad you've never met one. They also function on pure seethe and imagined victimhood.Awful "people"
>>152767066Pfoah
>>152767049Why tho? I thought everyone in Liverpool was lovely when I visited
>>152767073Wish you'd have been part of the 96, you benefits-claiming fuck
>Entire thread is Dave shitpostingReminder in a drunk rant once he admitted he hates Liverpool because his brother is a Liverpool fan and he molested himLeave him to his schizoprenia
>>152767018Have they released the full report on the accident yet?
>>152767019Call in sick, self sign off for 2 weeks. Take the men'al 'elf pill.
HA HA HATIME FOR SLURPING
shite game, might go watch mario speedruns on youtube
>>152767049Same. I hate them more than any other group of people honestly. Maybe apart from gypsies>the accent>the total lack of trustworthiness>the ingrained criminal instincts>the lack of intelligence>the “I just have to vote for socialist parties because we always have round here even though I don’t understand politics” >the victim mentalityGod I hate them so much. I hope for a genocide in Merseyside before I die
>>152767087see >>152767095He's a schizo Mancunian who goes on 4am rants regularly whilst talking to himself
>>152767095HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152767077They’re sad because of the 96 + the guy that died 20 years later that they claim magically makes it 97 + Jota for drink driving
>>152767066Crikey
liverpool under hornie slot are such a shit watchbring back the veneered lunatic who wants to lock up anti-vaxxers
>>152767095That doesn’t show him saying that about his brother…
>>152767123I talk/type completely different to that bloke. Have you considered that there's more than one person on /sp/ who hates scousers?
This is the worst premier league game all year ha ha
Carraghers talking about jota again now FUCKING HELL GIVE IT A FUCKING REST CUNT
>>152767176Whatever you say Dave
>alissonwew
he thinks he neuer
Alisson played that shit pass because of losing jota
>>152767143They're truly spiritually long nosed and small hatted.Boris Johnson wrote an interesting piece on how they are bound by their perceived victimhood and build their whole identity around it.Not surprised they've jumped on the Jota thing so hard
The Mancunian FEARS this man
>>152767075Nah mate, cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish
>>152767145would buy
>>152767222Cuckquean is the thinking man's fetish.What does slot see in Wirtz? Is it FSG forcing him to be played due to the price tag?
>>152767211Another massive truthnuke, Dave, good one haha
>>152766502post moar
Ekitike is fucking dog shit
Wirtz and Frimpong are DREADFUL
>shirtz
based wirtz back to fucking up
What a clearance from Ekitike
>>152767260Frimpnog is ok, Wirzt is ridiculous though. Looks scared of the ball.
I don’t think some of these BAMEs are very good at football
blatant 2 handed push isn't a foul somehow
WHAT A START TO THE YEAR FOR THE MIGHTY PREMIER LEAGUE
>Dave using VPN to keep shittalking Absolute madlad
Whenever Wirtz is in a good position to score, he always ends up trying to take 3 or 4 touches instead of 1 or 2 and the chance is gone
>>152767320Is this "Dave" in the room with us right now, anon?
Boring slopball this
hate myself and want to die
>>152767095my files say his brother was a man city fan, his liverpool hatred stems from being bullied by a couple of younger scouse girls in gerrard jerseys who pulled his pants down and compared his willy to a button
Slobberblob had his lip filler touched so he's having a lay down
>>152767327Cheeky response, Dave
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>152767352I'm sure I saw her in an Attenborough documentary earlier
i like how leeds where outside the liverpool box and then the ref gave liverpool a drop ball because one of their players had an owie on their head
this will be done in an hour right? darts is on
>>152767371She's replacing him when he carks it
>>152767336it's just banter dave relax
Leeds? More like (anal)beads lmao
>>152767376Coote syndrome, please understand
>>152767400klok (new word for kek)
150 million strike
klok fucking wirtz
>wirtz
>>152767400Anus b(Leeds)
>>152767426klenk (new word for klok)
Wirtz? More like stinkz
>>152767408that's not how anagrams work
Wirtz never does something genius. It's always basic or predictable.
How does this German shitter start over Mac Allister?
Halftime slags, only CUTE GIRLS allowed
wirtz is a genius out there, makes the incredible look basic and predictable
>>152767472broke your own rule
>>152767472Can't you at least obsess over a passable tranny?
>>152767378will switch over either way
Half time
>28 Years Later96 years later we’re still going to be listening to Liverpool fans lie about the time they murdered their own fans
The hapa on that TV license advert was cute
>>152767489>>152767490Whatever you say, Dave
>>152767525in your mind she is your girlfriend
Grim footie so far, why is DLC not playing? Liverpool look beatable.
>>152766554>posh twat bars like the one that’s just set on fire and killed 40 posh twatsqrd?
Pick your Scouse lass for half time entertainment
>>152767518Kek
Yeah i'm out, can't be fucked dealing with you autists on here for another year in every single matchthread. 01-01-2026 my last post on 4chan. Later dickheads
>>152767518You're bloody outrageous anon!!!!!
Traitors is back tonight Gladiators is back in 2.5 weeks
>>152767556>Still have high enough standards not to pick any of them
>Yeah hello dis room serfice?>I like to order a whiteboy to room seven-eight-eight.>Tall and blonde if you got em...
>>152767586based dart chad leaving us in the dust
>>152767589She's been getting thicc
>>152767586Cya Dave
Half time analysis proves diversity built Britain
>>152767587>t. Gav
>>152767586Kek seething scouser don’t let the door hit you on the way out cunt
Unleash the GOAT
>>152767621Sturridge in his tracksuit talking in Ebonics We used to have standards. Proper men in suits. Fucking shit country’s gone to the dogs
>>152767639wtf Timmy bout to do?
>>152767586Ooooh care, somebody care
>>152767626>>152767586>Dave talking to himself, trying to create uncertainty about who's who ITTClassic Dave-tactic
>>152766554Based
>>152767586Kek, see you Saturday >>152767664That's Carra
>>152767621>>152767651Wish we could go back to dressing in suits as standard
>>152767625wut
How can Liverpool turn this around, bros?
>>152767589>Gladiators returningMy body is ready
>>152767706Dont think they can on account of them being shit but the girl is hot
>>152767706By posting less bestiality ITT
>>152767706My girlfriend has a banging body but this girl might be slightly better. I'm going to send this to her so she can make the appropriate improvements
>>152767720No Diamond this year. She did her ACL in rehearsals.
>>152767692Suits are idiotic. I hate them. About the only thing I agree with Zelensky on is his view of suits>muh suitYou look like a fucking gimp
wirtz losing the ball in some dumb way doesnt stop being funny
>>152767668This has got really heavy, can we do cheeky freak of the week?
>>152767763Did your brother wear a suit while he fingered you, Dave?
>>152767744>bestialityI agree that she is hot, but I dont think shes the best there is
>>152767472Would look better bouncing on my willy
>wirtzjesus christ
>>152767732How come Asian skin is so clean?
>norwegian posting a trans bloke>german posting africansreally really grim are these liverpoo foreign customers
>>152767796Clean diet, healthy lifestyles, and some peculiar skincare traditions
>>152767774I’m not bothered about your namefag drama and I just want to discuss football but I will never, ever understand suits or the subculture around them
>>152767808>peculiar skincare traditions???
>>152767842>he doesn't knowkek!
Neither side can string a fucking pass together. You'd get better football in Sunday League
>>152767808Yellow fever fags are mentally ill
>>152767850We're using klenk (new word for klok, which itself is a new word for kek) now anon
>>152767812What is there to not understand you fucking contrarian retard?It's the globalized, standard "nice attire" for men, stemming from old ceremonial military uniforms.It looks good, and is entrenched in most cultures around the world.What would you rather men wore to look classy?>>152767842Look up Korean skincare routines, and dry-brushing
booooringwhen is the darts back on
>>152767842all their dead skin cells get rubbed off giving nuru massages
>>152767842It's s real rabbit hole lad, I suggest you don't delve in for you own sanity's sake
>>152767875Why watch darts when Sky also show real sports?
We need a penalty here poolboys
>>152767801adding to the list>swede posting arabs
anime
>>152767909Adding to the list >Dave daveposting
Virgin Van Dyke should be given a yellow for that
>>152767870>it looks goodIt doesn’t. It makes you look stupid. It isn’t the 80s and people aren’t impressed by it. I don’t think people should wander around in their pyjamas or Liverpool shirts either, but suits are dumb. You can dress clean with good materials without trying to look like an instagram scammerIt’s some weird boomer hangover
>>152767920Davein Dan Davyke you mean, Dave?
>>152767899I want a hijab gf
should start calling back heels to nobody the bundes heel
the angry bitter lad is right, the entire world is gaslighting us on suits
>>152767927What would be an alternative for a formal attire then?
>>152767937My opinion, based on observations, is that Muslims have plenty of religion but very little ‘faith’
dressing well is woke nonsenseslobcore is based
clear penalty
>>152767842They use baby fetus cells in facial creems unironically
All this pathetic timewasting by Liverpool
>baby fetus
whats the english translation of "wirtz"?
>>152767978No, that's all the desperate grandmas clinging on to their youth, unable to age with graceWe're discussing young asian women with nice skin now
>>152768010they use stem cell creams 100% though they're not exclusively derived from abortions
>>152767994Dave.
It never ceases to amaze me how hard it is for these fucking multi millionaires to put the ball in net.
>>152767959Just wear what you want. Like I said, it’s not the 1980s. If people spaz because you aren’t wearing a suit then they aren’t worth your time anyway>formalThe world got over it when men stopped wearing top hat and tails, and before that when they stopped wearing robes. It’s almost as if we don’t all have to dress like Gordon Gekko to have a job interview as an apprentice gas fitter
posting onlyfans whores counts as advertising right
>>152768047Other multimillionaires are trying to stop them doing that
>>152768051yeah bannable behaviour
wirtzbros...another disappointing gamewhere do we go from here?
>>152768031You're infinitely more annoying though. Would rather Dave be in this thread than you
ROBBOSLOBBO
>taking off the comic reliefnow theres 0 reason to watch
erm I thought he put on 2kg and became world class?
>>152768051 not F1nn5ter tho>>152768048Nobody said anything about a job interview What are you gonna wear to a funeral? Or a an award? Or a wedding? Or any similarly formal event
G'WOAN DOMG'WOAN BIG DOMBIG DICKY DOMMY WUMMY WOO WOOC'MON SLOBBO
I cant believe eleven is dead guys
>>152768048You're scaring the hoes bro wearing suits is not that deep, like it's not even something that most humans have any opinion on other than suits make men look handsome or whatever
>>152768068But you're already here Dave?
>>152768067Liverpool is a completely broken team, with and without Wirtz. Without a manager like Klopp they are nothing
>>152768099you're debating a cretin who sperged about Christmas decorations and taking your missus to a restaurant, he's a lost cause
>>152768034hnnnggg
>>152768096
calvert-lewin goal incoming by the way (sorry for spoiler)
>>152768119I've lost me league
Wow, they actually got a header from a corner. At last.
>>152768090Just wear what you want lol>the trans mountain
DCL dagger incoming
>>152768131What would you want to wear to your mother's funeral then?
>Liverpool can't score on LeedsWhat is this, the fucking 1970s or whatever?
Slurper
>>152768167Leeds would've battered Liverpool in the 70s
>>152768167>score onfuck off ESL
paki at the 7/11 was very rude to me this morning, probably would have left without buying anything but they have a new Nerds Slurpee flavor I wanted to try, it was pretty good.
>>152768202Why do you live among swarths, muttbro?
>>152768146Whatever I am wearing on that day. Is this a difficult concept for you to grasp? I don’t see why it would make the day go any differently if I was wearing a suit or not, aside from the fact people would think I was going for an interview with some boomerDidn’t wear one when I went to court either. The courtroom was full of wagies wearing cheap ones. All dressed up to discuss a speeding offence. It’s idiotic
>>152768215and he takes shit from them as well, grim
>>152768233Sorry, who's going to court over a speeding offence? Surely it's just points, a fine and/or a speed awareness course?
Frimpong resembles a pygmy
>>152768233So jeans and a hoodie while lowering your old folks into the dirt? :(
Absolute dogshit gameThink I'm done with this soulless sport
Leeds want a point by any means necessary
>>152768233grow up
>>152768258sunderland to save the beautiful game on jan 1st 2026
>>152768215how is immigration going in Denmark? I'm not joking I seriously want to know if the brown hordes have made it up there yet?
>>152768258average post by a foreign customer when the team they bandwagoned doesn't win a game
imagine being ideologically opposed to wearing a suit to a funeral
Calvert Pooin
>>152768300Thats the flag of Norway
Leeds have been by far the better team today. The constant media defence of Liverpool and their shit expensive signings is disgusting.
Bradley out, Chiesa inSlot going full attack mode
pls save me
One atom offside.
>>152768300Fuck off we're full
Poor guy, was hoping for an embarrassment from Liverpool
>>152768126didnt say it would stand
>>152768287SUNDERLAND MENTIONED
>>152768252Totting up. Basically, you can go to the court if it holds DVLA sessions and appeal a ban if it impacts your livelihood. I’d managed to get 12 points really quickly despite having a clean licence for years, went down there and got to keep it. By some miracle, they didn’t put me in the gallows for not wearing a suit>>152768257Why not? This is what I’m getting at. Who cares? Why don’t I wear a full suit of armour?
>>152768300>Amerimutt education
>ABLs
>>152768332How come white girl arses have improved like, 66% in the past 6 years?
I never realised how Frimpong is a tiny little midget pixie hobbit before. He's not going to make it in the Premier League he has zero physicality in a position that demands it.
DCL is genuinely good.Liverpool will get a ref call or some ridiculous luck though. Like the rats they are
>liverpool are hanging on for a 0-0 draw at home against leeds
>>152768382Birth control and corn syrup
Liverpool are so shit yet they'll probably get top 4 this season
>>152768328>>152768372>NO I'M NOT CHINESE I'M VIETNAMESE!
>>152768382White women of reproductive age follow fashion trends, this includes body shape.
Gravenwirtz
>>152768364How uncouth...
Palace Fulham somehow turned out to be a more exciting goal scoring game than this slurp fest
>>152768382They discovered the gym, how to sculpt their behinds at the gym
Is Slot the next bald fraud on the chopping block?
>>152768417You've obviously never traveled anywhere
>>152768300We're doing better than 99.9% of the world, but even one swarthoid is too much. May have to move to Mongolia or smth like that
this has got a last minute controversial penalty to liverpool written all over it
Is slobboslob even wearing shinguards? Someone should kick him.
+until liverpool score
>>152768300Move to Eritrea, can't be anyone left there. The whole country must be in London. You could be king
>>152768476>We're doing better than 99.9% of the worldComplacency is how you become Amerimutt. Demand better from your leaders.
Are Liverpool the worst defending champions ever ???
Beating Leeds isnt for everyone
right to dreamland I go
>stoppage time>liverpool baiting for penalties
G'warn Tanaka my san
>>152768530ja
>>152768400He reminds me of Kane
>>152768502As always. Never see any other team get such suspicious amounts of extra time
>>152768530Ironically, Leeds were when they defended in 92-93
LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG
0-0 is fairnow for some darts
Tanaka of Leeds makes me think of Hitomi
>>152768572>Leeds spend half the match rolling on the ground, and deciding where to throw the ball>"WHY DO LI-VAR-POO GET SO MUCH ADDED TIME????? XDDDD"Absolutely Davetastic post, friendo
is this real brexit footy
>>152768613Jesus Christ, go and nosh off Slot already, you freak
great game lads lets do it again next week
>>152768612for me its tanaka nene (before she got too fat)
+6+1 ;)
Very good point for Liverpool
>>152768623Davetacular Davepost, Dave!
another W for us slurp chads
booooo
Nice work Leeds, great point
>>152768564His positioning and finishing is very good.Leeds should have won that
hahaha well done leads
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Bringing on Gakpo before Ngumoha is a sackable offence in of itself
Liverpool would have won but they were all thinking of Jota.
Slot should have been sacked instead of Maresca. Took Kloops title winning squad, shuffled players in and out, and now drawing 0-0 to Leeds at home. LEEDS?!
Crazy how Liverpool play such dogshit football, Slots only idea of attacking is passing to Szobo and have him whipping in crosses to nobody
GGs. A vital point against 12 Man Liverpool there.
>>152768773Leeds should have been down to 10 men
>>152768756*passes sideways*
>>152768740>shuffled players in and outyou act like he gutted the team of all Klopp's star players he only lost 3 important players, harvey elliott, luis diaz and TAA, and i suppose 4 important players if you count nunez as a mascot since he couldn't score in the 9 shirtdefensively we're having problems because he refuses to play endo over konaté when it's obvious that the frenchman is eyeing up his move this summer or perhaps winter
>>152768819>*passes sideways*Ah yes, the Gooner way
>>152768860he changed the dynamic of the team. liverpool used to overwhelm teams. teams didn't know what hit them. the attack is so slow and iffy.
>>152768819>>152768891Kek even the biased commentary were saying how basic liverpool are.
>>152767066wow
why are liverpool so bad they spent lots of money and lost no one
>>152768819In your paaaaath? Or?
>>152768860>defensively we're having problems because he refuses to play endo over konatéFirst of all, Endo is injured. Second of all, the problem today wasn't defense but attack.Liverpool should have realistically put one of those chances from the first 20 minutes in the back of the net. 0-0 at half-time, with 5 (FIVE) second-half subs and they could only manage a single shot on goal (a pot shot from outside the box).That is fucking woeful.
KWABOTNY
>>152766597So did the Jew handler who trooned him out.
