>30/12/25 - 19:30 (GMT)BURNLEY 1 - 3 NEWCASTLE UNITEDCHELSEA 2 - 2 BOURNEMOUTHNOTTINGHAM FOREST 0 - 2 EVERTONWEST HAM 2 - 2 BRIGHTON>30/12/25 - 20:15 (GMT)ARSENAL 4 - 1 ASTON VILLAZESTCHESTER DILATED 1 - 1 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS>01/01/26 - 17:30 (GMT)CRYSTAL PALACE vs. FULHAMLIVERPOOL vs. LEEDS UNITED>01/01/26 - 20:00 (GMT)SUNDERLAND vs. MANCHESTER CITYBRENTFORD vs. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
already a trans thread>>152755256
>>152766708This is the thread
Brighton replaced Gross with.... Groß
>>152766743Absolutely no ambition from them, what's he gonna do? Walk it in?
>>152766743He was the slowest player in the entire Bundesliga
corrrr finkin of watching DUH darts insteah xx
>Jamie Carragher: "Viktor Gyökeres should not be starting for Arsenal when they have players like Gabriel Jesus & Kai Havertz. When Jesus is a bit more up to speed, he should be starting. He is a better player than Gyökeres - that's a fact."
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>>152766774>>Jamie Carragher: "Viktor Gyökeres should not be starting for Arsenal when they have players like Gabriel Jesus & Kai Havertz. When Jesus is a bit more up to speed, he should be starting. He is a better player than Gyökeres - that's a fact.">Jamie CarragherWow it must be true!!!!1!1!!11111!!!
what did everyone do for new years x
>>152766789Went pubHad grubWoke up in mums bathtub
>>152766767darts is for talksport tossers
Most goals scored from open play in the Premier League this season:* 33 - Manchester City◉ 25 - Liverpool◉ 20 - Arsenal ◉ 20 - Aston Villa◉ 19 - Brentford
>>152766802Says the seething liberal
Good pressure there. Shame it wouldn’t fall to us. Should lift heads a bit.
Ladies and gents, that is why players go down. Being bear hugged isn't a foul unless you hit the floor
>>152766802Why were people arguing about darts off all things
>>152766784i mean hes not wrong, gyokeres is fucking shit. he runs like a wheelbarrow full of bricks
>>152766899>fucking shitNah he's a premier league footballer, he's objectively not shit.
>>152766914>Flops can't be shit because they just can't OKAY?!
>>152766896its dartmas x
>>152766977ELIZABETH
>>152766876PGMOL would've gave it to liverpoo anyway.
>>152766996worst meme of the past year.
>>152766816I thought arsenal couldn't score from open play?
>>152767174you fell for the narrative
WHY THE FUCK WOU5THEY SACK MARESCA HAHAHAHAA THEY REALLY WANT MUDRYK TO SHINE
>>152767291not allowed to talk about them mate sorry
Palace lmao
>>152766977Darts is pure chav gammon slop
>>152767377yeah and?
>>152767377Darts is based and pubpilled. Get twatted, have a laff and a fight with the lads.Americans can’t comprehend
>>152767495>>152767445Yeah we get it you're a bunch of fat Yorkshire pudding eating reform voting tw@ts
>>152767535yeah so?
>>152767558Are you a spacker
>>152767594fuck off
>>152767607You fuck off chav dosserrrrrr
Americans are rats
>Palace getting reinforcementsWhen they get Munoz back they'll be charging for Europe
>>152767803nah gladner still won't rotate
>Excusepool to concede in the dying minutes
>>152767852will be praying to Allah for this
fucking hell I hope slippershit lose
>>152767377Darts is better than anything that's come from your country
>>152768228KEK bodied that yank
KEK liverpoo
/LUG/
Mantroony WILL be seething and spamming tonight
>>152766758>>152766750Watch him cook
>>152768743He won't.
>>152767377No culture, no historyDarts has existed for 400 years longer than the USgay
>>152768743he's away too slow for the league
>>152768838>Loves Brighton>Main thing Brighton are missing is experience >Amazing stats in the premier league >German maestro>German managerHe'll do well and will move into part of the leadership group then into a coaching role at Brighton
wtf happened to kekkerpool
Liverpool are such a fucking embarrassment
>this thread>all fellow bongs>any other footy thread>cornucopia of johnny foreignershmmm
>>152768998I’m here too :D
Tom FACKIN Cairney still doing bits in 2026
>>152768919They're grieving Jota'd brother who was murdered like an Italian in Heysel
>>152768998Yeah Americans are bongs
>>152769041This league is shit
>only shit Liverpool has was outsid5of the box by szoboslai
>Arsenal still topAhhh love it
>>152768893Nta but his game doesn't rely on speed
corrrr am finkin spurs get Maresca next x
>>152769468Get fucked lmao by Brentford lmao
you were saying?
city just on another level
fucking HELL what a boring night of shit football
Liverpoop
the "premier" league KEK
>>152770163>the "premier" league KEKWhat is it then, the premiere3 league you dumb yank
never have new years day games again fuck em this is dross
>EXCLUSIVE: Brighton agree surprise deal to sign Pascal Groß from Borussia Dortmund, here we go! >Permanent transfer agreed with #BHAFC and comeback imminent with medical to follow in next 48h. >Pascal Gross, back to Brighton.LESSSGOOOOOOOO. BRIGHTON'S SO BACK. >>152768838>>152768893Sure buddy>>152766750Walk the league is what's he gonna do chump
>>152771073Long way to walk from 14th
City are shite lmao arsenal are actually gonna win
shitty customers whining about being fouled
>>152766708Why is he fat.
The City result is almost as embarrassing as the Liverpool one
Being a Man City player is the best job in the world. You get paid a shit ton of money, you have a great chance to win silverware every season, everyone wanks you off when you do well and if you do poorly then you just go under the radar without facing any real criticism.
>>152770092This is why no one wanted Sunderland back in the prem, they play shit football. Never win away or actual challenge the big boys and then play turgid shit like that at home to make their smelly little stadium into a “fortress”. Get them and Poocastle relegated now. Smelly northern shit nothing teams
City couldn't keep up with Sunderland
Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch
>>152771705We didn't want mackems back because they're a subhuman group of people, even worse than geordies somehow
sometimes you need a boring 0-0just a comfy snoozefest no big emotions help you get an early night
Thomas Frank got booed by the ungrateful Yid Army https://x.com/ChrisCowlin/status/2006848357118128614 Who do they think they are? Brentford are better and were at home
>>152771854LAVE IT
>>152771854lost the players months agonow he's lost the fans
>>152771854the lads were also chanting johnson again ole ole during the match kekhard to blame frank too much today though with how few options for players he had
The Europa League and Conference League champions have both been utterly humbled recently. We need to stop pretending that winning either of these tournaments is a serious achievement considering English teams have 10 times more money than anyone else in those competitions.
>>152771847They’re geordies with the persecution complex of scousers and the prideful retardation of Arsenal customers. Truly vile scum
things are getting a bit angry and bitterremember its a new year its time to be a bit more lighthearted and cheerful
>This is just the second day in Premier League history to have at least four games played but see as few as two goals scored after 29th April 1998 (also 2 goals in 4 games)
>>152772000and that day had 2 winners this one was all draws
City bottled kek
>>152772034City had a full-strength team playing and Sunderland have half of theirs at AFCON so it's a dismal result for them
>>152772058Ballard also was out, Sunderland's second best player City BOTTLED it today
/epl/ has a confirmed gay poster?
>>152772377Yes
>>152772437Oh here he is posting his boyfriend, hey gay boy!
>>152772444Hello, is this the Liverpool customer club?
>>152772377we dont introduce ourselves with uptalk here
>>152772444we dont sign our posts here x
>>152772561What's uptalk?
>>152772597not much whats up with you
>>152772605GOTTEM
>>152772605Ahhhh, you got me mate xD
>>152772058If it's so easy how come nobody else has beaten Sunderland away
>>152772437joke's on you, I hate Lelverpoo
>>152772578that's why I forged your signature x
wuffs wanderers :3
>>152772605jej
>>152772843>>152772630Grim little north clubs
WE'RE ALL IN HERE>>152743452>>152743452>>152743452
>>152771854It was hilarious when vDv and DJed snubbed his handshake after a match
