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Alabama and OSU trade off in being Thanos every year. The entire NCAA wishes to beat them but cant. UGA is like tom holland’s peter parker, young but powerful and have big shoes to fill. Michigan is like dr strange, a master of the dark arts, and Indiana is like captain marvel, and unmitigated force to be reckoned with, capable of defeating thanos whom appeared out of nowhere to SAVE college football
Both of these “teams” would get booty blasted by Notre Dame
this game is boring. we dont even want oregon in the big ten
I can’t can’t this fucking commercial fest anymore. I’m just gonna record this and come back in an hour when I can fast forward them. College football is the most unwatchable sport on the planet
Did Taco Tech forget to buy an offense, too?
>>152766986I would fuck that
Oklahoma >2003 national championship loss vs LSU >2004 national championship loss vs USC >2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol)>2009 national championship loss vs Florida >2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson >2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia >2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU >2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs Bama Chokelahoma
JMU played better than Tech has
>shit teams
>>152766986She cute
>>152767010notre dame is too afraid to schedule either of these teams
KEEP THIS THREAD RESPECTFUL
I don't know about you guys, but I only watch football to see sweaty men in tight pants. These gambling ads are interrupting my goon sesh
chokelolhomo
the CFP is an absolute joke.The sooner you fucktards accept that this pathetic excuse of a sport is just a watered down and shittier version of the NFL, the better off you’re going to be. I don’t even understand why you would waste your time watching this when you have a superior version of it in the NFL. Shows that the majority of the posters on this site have a very low iq
Cam on taco tech scar some fakken points
BAMA OR UGA WIN LOL
>>152763386The January 1, 2026 /cfb/ general thread on 4chan’s /sp/ is the usual chaotic mix of shitposting, conference cope, coach firings calls, and New Year’s Day playoff misery.Main topics:• Ohio State getting brutally mocked after their playoff exit (“cuckeyes”, frauds, Ryan Day hate, “Fire Day” spam)• Massive seethe about the expanded playoff format (bye teams 0-5, “soulless”, “ruined college football”, calls for 16/32-team changes)• Early game discussion: Oregon vs Texas Tech (lots of “TACO KEK”, uniform hate, gambling lines, Lanning 4th-down aggression)• Classic conference wars: B1G fraud accusations vs SEC superiority cope vs Big 12 moneyball mockery• Random comfy New Year’s posts (snow, family outings, drinking plans, carnitas tacos)• NIL doomerposting, portal hate, “the game died” takes• Heavy Notre Dame hate, Michigan cheating cope, Deion Sanders slave analogy schizo-postThe thread perfectly captures peak /cfb/ energy on NYD morning: hungover anons simultaneously hyped for three playoff games and already deeply depressed about the sport’s direction.The thread is full of obvious degens crying about lines, public money, sharp money, prop bets, and live betting regrets. Multiple anons openly admit they bet Texas Tech moneyline despite knowing it’s retarded, then immediately start coping when the game looks ugly. Classic degenerate behavior: chasing the line movement, posting “follow the smart money” screenshots, then getting absolutely nuked and pretending they were on the other side all along. Every single gambling post gets immediately called out as pathetic. The consensus is clear: if you’re watching playoff games primarily to sweat a +140 underdog instead of enjoying the sport, you’re a terminal case and deserve to lose your rent money. Degens never win long term. They just provide content.
>>152766986That pasta is just so 2025, bro. Get new material.
Taco land dragon
>>152766986being embarrassed by cursing at a football game when she probably took a literal half-mile of Mexican cock that night is pretty adorable honestly
this Oregon defense sucks
>>152767022>commercial break>mute>shit post>game comes back on>watchIt's really not worth crying over
>Gaymbling
Offense please
>OH MY!
>>152767050>Degens never win long term.Tell that to Big Al McMordie
Land dragon for my red roiders :)
TACO TECH LAND DRAGON
>>152767034>coach prime>>8
bring back the bcs. these jobbers have no right to be playing for a title
>>152767046How are you watching the game in Australia
>>152767071that was like a mini dragon
Does that runningback not understand slowing down and waiting for blocks to develop? He could have housed that.
>>152767051 meant for >>152767004
>>152767050blow it out yer ass
seething about what anons do with their money
>>152767010notre dame lost to pop tarts
>>152767067Tessitore is so annoying. Back when ESPN had boxing he would ruin every broadcast by constantly sucking off the a-side fighter.
>>152767046>anon is a bat
>collegiate footsman
>>152767045Thats cool man, hey the hedges need some trimming. I'll be inside watching my school play.
I wish I played football in high school. Maybe I would've been good. It looks like a fun sport to know in depth.
Friendly reminder that >college kickers does not apply to 50+ yarders except in very specific circumstances
>>152767076Ohio state would have been on the bcs
>COLLEGE>KICKERS
>college kickers
You want to tell me how either of these shit teams are better than Texas?
>Alabama and OSU trade off in being Thanos every year. The entire NCAA wishes to beat them but cant. UGA is like tom holland’s peter parker, young but powerful and have big shoes to fill. Michigan is like dr strange, a master of the dark arts, and Indiana is like captain marvel, and unmitigated force to be reckoned with, capable of defeating thanos whom appeared out of nowhere to SAVE college football
bro
>the team with the bye plays like shit
>>152767050This shit is obnoxiously gay, fuck off, queer.
what a fucking snoozer
>wahh why doesnt anybody want to play us>chickenshit out of a game against byu compelling premise
New year, still>college kickers
sorry guys we are not bringing the>college kickersmeme into 2026 it's played out
Offensive spaghetti
With all of that money, Texas Tech couldn't have bought a better QB?
>>152767106>didn't my peak height till I was 17Fucked how your ability to compete in a given sport just comes down to when you grow more than how much you grow
>>152767118>9-3
>>152767118big number more better, strength of schedule no longer important
I’ve been saying this all year but Morton is just not good enough. Hammond was such a better QB for this team. Anyone with a brain could see that extra dimension that made us unbeatable.
>>152767106>I wish I played football in high school.post your handi am a talent scout and can tell you what kind of player you would have been
>>152767127why? some people need a summary of the thread if they missed it
Someone post Texas Tech Rodriguez's army hotwife.
>>152767106I started for a D3 college team (not very good but still) and I can tell you right now that almost 95% of the posters on this board have absolutely zero fucking clue what they are talking about when it comes to this sport. Its comical really
this texas tech defense isn't that impressive
Oregon's offense need to relax.
Based fake
FAKE PUNT LANNING HAS BEEN SEETHING SINCE THE DUKES RAN IT VS HIM
>ducks with tricksYou love to see it
FAKE
Fakepuntsisters, we won
BASED FAKE PUNT
ITS A FAKE
FAKE!
>>152767152He started off with chatgpt doing an actual summary, and then pasted on his own weird anti-gambling rant at the end. Beyond cringe.
MEME PLAY
McGuire is a high school coach
>>152767135this is why you should only take your wife off birth control in late april/early may. at a young age the ten month difference between a january/february baby and a thanksgiving/christmas baby is night and day. ill never forgive my parents for birthing me near halloween
Fake punts are lit
>>152767152A) literally NO ONE needs a summary of the thread. B) half the shit this dumb ass AI spouts off isn’t even accurate. Every time this dogshit gets posted, it’s THE worst post in the entire thread. I’d rather namefags keep hanging around than see this retarded shit over and over.
omg it was just like wholesome little giants
>IT'S A FAKE! IT IS A FAKE! A FAKE!cringe call
>>152767147You can win a natty with an average QB. Ohio State did it last year. Tech's OL is what's really killing them outside of these dogshit play calls. Morton is having to run for his life.
>>152767170
>fake punt in the middle of the 2nd quarterBlowing your wad this early doesn’t really bode well.
>>152767178Two texas championships is more of a resume than 90% of cfb coaches
what are you watching during the commercials. for me it's the 90 day fiance marathon
I hate OregonThe worst part is that most of the people I know are probably rooting for them
>>152767173i ask it to include some things i remember from the thread, including how it felt about the gambling debate and it answered with a paragraph for whatever reason
>>152767172lel
>>152767153What???
Wow, 365 days later and he still loves her!
>>152767172
>>152767183you literally cant stop me from doing it and i wont stop lol
sonic smasher lookin bussin'
>>152767010Quit like a champion today
>>152767197>chatgpt, tell me how I feel just digging a deeper hole
>>152767194Faggot
>>152767203That's impressive for zoomers desu...
>>152767180when my wife got off birth control she didn’t want to fuck me for almost 3 months. It was pure hell, i constantly thought she was cheating on me
GREASED LIGHTNINGGO GREASED LIGHTNING
>>152767217based reading comprehension
>>152767194>womanWhy are you here?
>>152767219not familiar with that show
>>152767213yet, you feel the need to tell people not to gamble
>>152767215Sonic burgers are pretty good for what you pay. Better than McDonald's or Burger King.
>>152767225when mine got her iud out she developed a hormone imbalance and literally started beating me and screaming at me daily for years i live in hell im not joking my wife abuses me this is the first time ive written it out
Was talking to an old head thread other dayHe was saying that back in the day it was more important or just as important to win your conference than winning the National championship And that the playoffs is making the other bowls less significant/irrelevant Is he correct (mind you this is a boomer)
>>152767230GO GREASED LIGHTNINGI'M OLD AND I'M OUT OF STYLE
>>152767180according to AI I should be raw dogging my gf RIGHT NOW to have a september baby>>152767225this is why I don't let my girl touch bc
>>152767238its scripted reality tv nonsense
>>152767213I can’t, but I’m gonna remind you that you’re an absolute fucking FAGGOT every time you do [stupid faggot].
I LOVE a suffocating defense.
>>152767249Yes. CFP has devalued winning the conference and made bowls irrelevant
>>152767249all that matters is beating your rival and various regional games. everything else is extra bragging rights
>>152767249He is correct.
>>152767231>retard who needs pajeet LLM to think and write for him talks about reading comprehension
>>152767057You mean the one that has completely shut down the TT offense? That defense?
>>152767241If you don’t have CookOut, maybe I could understand this statement. Alas, we can’t all be from the Old North State.
>>152767257their secondary isn't that suffocating however
>>152767135I experienced the same thing. I got cut from the baseball team because I was a 5'6" twink. I grew 4 inches the next year and started hitting tanks in summer ball.>>152767151no thanks>>152767154I have a lot of humility when watching football. A lot of the scheming and stuff is an enigma to me. I SIT and LISTEN.
>Michigan loses last night>the weird anti SEC /pol/ spamming that’s gone on for months stopsnoooooticing
Relationshipanons, is it true that a woman on the pill is attracted to beta-male comfort because her body is tricked into believing it's pregnant?
odds watchevens go to bar and watchdubs finger blast my asshole and turn this dogshit off
>>152767256>>152767267im going to keep doing it lol
Just a reminder that the CFB “playoff” is fake Jewish nonsense
>>152767202>U.S. Army Black Cock Pilot
>>152767276>we're not talking about the SEC when the SEC isn't playing
>>152767248GO DUCKS!
those tech numales
>>152767286Is she way older than him?
>>152767269I've never had Cook Out & not shit my brains out an hour later
>>152767276i had always assumed he was a penn state fan
red raider bros.... they're laughing at us again
was it just me or was a whistle blowing during that play?
texas tech water bottle girl
I’m pro gambling because it helps separate the goyim from their money about as efficiently as anything.
>>152767286I will miss her when she ignores her male co pilot and crashes into a fully loaded Airbus
>Sadiq blown up by PolockBased Siege of Vienna reenactors
>>152767295Prolly not, zoomer women are just aging terribly for some reason.
>>152767283>>im going to keep sucking cocks and taking dicks in my assk.. keep me posted
Shit teams
>>152767297Skill issue.
This is the type of greed they talk about in the Bible
>>152767050>>152767127I like it
>>152767276Texas is a Big 12 team at heart. You don’t get to claim their victories.
>>152767301Im at the game and yes there was
>>152767315yeah I went back and watched it, someone was definitely blowing a whistle
Oh thank god, I was getting ad withdrawal.
>>152767251if you talk to the computer your kids still coming out a fucking retard. please do not reproduce
>>152767312im just trolling those two guys at this point
>>152767315me too wanna meet up?
Holy fucking shit bros…
>>152767304
>>152767286Is that a mic on her shirt?
>if we make a meta capeshit movie maybe people will watch them againDesperation
>>152767330tfw $0 debt in my household
expansion will make the games better
Is this the game thread?
brooooo I just want Lanning to be humiliated so bad argh I hate his ass he can't keep getting away with 4th down conversions FUCK>
>>152767303top goyim investment vehicles1. gambling2. online short money payment plans3. payday loans4. financing vehicles5. NGO's/charities that get tax money
>>152767330the housing market is fine…people just dont want to buy a fixer upper anymore
>>152767330>not shown per householdTrash
Anyone else getting ads for steel buildings?
Lanning just ain't that guy
It could be 9-0, but they got greedy.
>Oregon fail
You know it's true
I’d fix the College Football Playoff by making it **bigger, clearer, and less subjective**, while still protecting the regular season.Here’s a clean, realistic model 1. Go to **16 teams** (but with structure)Bigger isn’t the problem—**chaos without rules is**.**Automatic bids (10):*** 6 highest-ranked **conference champions** (no conference is guaranteed a spot—ranking still matters)* 4 highest-ranked **at-large** teams**Why this works*** Conference titles actually matter* Group of Five teams have a real, defined path* Eliminates “eye test” arguments2. Kill committee discretion earlyThe committee should **seed**, not **select**.**Selection rules:**1. Conference champions ranked in the Top 25 get priority2. Remaining spots filled strictly by CFP ranking3. No late “we just feel like they’re better” reshufflingThis alone fixes 80% of fan anger.3. Home playoff games on campus (Round of 16 & 8)* Higher seed hosts* Cold weather, real environments* Rewards the regular seasonNeutral-site games feel corporate; campus games feel like **college football**.4. Reseed every round* Highest remaining seed always plays lowest* Prevents fluky bracket luck* Makes being a top seed matter beyond a bye5. Shorten the season elsewhereTo avoid player burnout:* Eliminate one non-conference cupcake game* Conference title games stay (but could double as play-in games)6. Transparent rankings every week* Publish **actual criteria weights** (resume, SOS, head-to-head, championships)* Require public explanations for major ranking jumpsIf you can’t defend it in public, it shouldn’t decide titles.What this fixesSubjectivityG5 exclusion“Best vs most deserving” debatesMeaningless conference titlesSterile bowl atmospheres---### The one thing I *wouldn’t* changeThe regular season still matters—lose twice, you’re probably out. No automatic pass for brand names.
KWAB.
notre dame could beat either of these teams
>dude go for itJust take the points retards
>>152767314Please take them back. You can have Oklahoma and Texas A&M back too while you're at it.
>>152767330The only thing islam got right is making usury a sin
>black qbs
TACOFENSE
Tacos are spiritually bootyblasting the Dooks
>best Katie George impression>getting absolutely stuffedUh Joe...
Gotta say it’s pretty alpha how Bailey has no gloves or sweat bands or anything. The brother doesn’t even have a mouthpiece. Just raw dogging
>points, i aint takin no points!
>>152767360** thanks **
>>152767360awesome thoughts chatgpt
>>152767362You need to kill yourself.
texas techs DC looks kinda autistic
>>152767135>had a linebacker teammate in high school>not tiny or slow but definitely undersized and short on athleticism>made up for that because he was a smart player with good instincts, watched a lot of film, had good tackling form and always played with 110% effort every single down>started on varsity for about half the season as a junior, entire season as a senior, pretty solid player>last few months of high school (after senior season has ended) he hits a growth spurt: 5'8 to 6'3, not sure how much weight he put on but he went from scrawny to jackedIf that growth spurt happened a year earlier I'm sure he would have got a full ride somewhere
>>152767365Catholicism did too. That's why Jews became so associated with banking: the Church needed non-Catholics to do their finances for them
>>152767365how do islamic banks make any money? never understood that
>>152767365Funny thing is a lot of islamic banks make money by being the middle man between the house buyer and a non islamic bank. They are just like jews
>>152767324he'll be just retarded enough to get held back a year and dominate high school sports with his superior size and strength
>>152767362Join a conference.
>>152767360Kys, brown handed faggot
>>152767359You know itYou know itYou know itYou know itYou know it
>>152767358they never learn
DUCK HUNT FULLY ACTIVATED>try to find a taco tech mascot pic>gettyimages owns every photojfc
>>152767303>NOOO ONLY JEWS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY ON SPECULATION!! GOYS MUST WORK AT WALMARTthis mindset is why you are broke and always will be. Btw- my Taco Tech +2.5 bet isn't even looking that bad.
>>152767365Not relevant to jews who own and run all banks for the last 1,000 years.
>>152767365They have some pretty good beliefs about women too
>>152767180in my state, November babies tend to have the biggest academic advantages because of the way the school system is set up. so thats what I would am for if I ever try to have a kid
Why did organized jewry schedule one CFP game yesterday and three today instead of two and two for better balance?
>let's play loose zone, that's a neat trick
>>152767399>still degenerate posting for 0 replies
>>152767406clueless. tell me when your kid starts lighting up the 7 on 7 coding circuits
FOOMBLE
Oh my god no no no
tempo shit is so dumb, convert a huge third down run up to the line and snap it for NG killing your momentum
Meme game.
What a fucking shitfest
foooooomble
>the absolute state of lubbock, texas
Can't wait to see lanning throw these points away too
you IDIOT! You don't need to spin on every fucking play!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>152767399>Btw- my Taco Tech +2.5 bet isn't even looking that bad.Bro, they can't score lmao. Also, FOOOOOMBLE
neither of these teams want to win. did someone oil the pigskin up?will lanning take the points?
>analyticsYou’d think they would be smart enough to realize that analytics change based on your competition. You’re playing an elite defense, just take the points.
Hot damn, this game is fucking awful. I think I might just go do something else until 4.
>>152767330I have zero debt :D
notre dame would unironically booty blast both of these teams
>>152767414Because lots of people work new year's eve, autismo
Why are they running?Dink and dunk was moving the sticks.
Semen slurper game
>>152767432But it's a good trick.
My Longhorns could had won the Natty. Man everybody is SHIT.
>>152767394Not that it would have helped this year, since they couldn’t beat Miami, who is going to win the natty.
>>152767330>low debt to income ratioHouse almost paid off and then I'm done wagecucking
Relax guys, I've seen the script. Oregon 10-3.
Both of these teams deserve to lose. Either of these niggas would get BTFO by Bama or Indiana
>>152767429>lubbock, texasthe most comfy city in the US
these are the two best offenses in the country right?
>Two minute timeoutWOKE bullshit. It's the two minute WARNING
Is this a foomble cat general
>>152767437How do you know the analytics don't take defensive quality into account? Maybe that makes the extra 4 points even more precious
>>152767451
>>152767435Bro, neither can Oregon.>inb4 3 & out missed FG
So this is how it ends…
>>152767436>will lanning take the points?no. never.
>>152767461>WAAAAHHHHH, my ADHD!!!!! I should stick to basketball!!!!
>>152767414Cause muh New Year’s Six!
My longhorns would destroy both of these shit teams
>this is the best the nig 12 has to offerYikes
>>152767467Fuck off we're full.
>>152767467pic rel
>>152767454Get a qb who is elite from day one
>>152767459That game had 35 mph winds cancelling out field goals and the passing game. What are these losers’ excuse?
>>152767279thats something I've heard but cant say for sure. supposedly for women its a good idea to at some point to stop taking the pill in their long term relationship for a few months so they know if they actually like the guy of if its just the birth control pills
Alright fuck this shit when does Bama play?
>>152767504What game
>taco finally exposed>by fucking pooregonHonestly, not surprised. Of all the playoff teams, they had the softest schedule.
>>152767481hey maybe not plus you got a conference championship if nothing else unlike Oklahoma a&m and osu
I don't think the big 12 should have an automatic qualifier after watching this anymore
>>152767474>how do you know the math doesn’t account for the unquantifiable
>>152767330I owe $400k but could sell for $950k. I also have one passive income stream that will be there for life and another in the form of a 2nd job. Should I sell, move away from all family and friends, but have a paid off house, or maybe two, and never work again?
>>152767504Inept coaching
>>152767467It’s really nott. Lived here all my life
>>152767505that shit is alphamale-sphere cope and not true lmaosounds like some andrew tate bullshit
go for it again you fucking retarddo it
STUFFED AGAIN KEK
Suffocating defense or inept offense?
GO FOR IT PUSSY
Take the fackin points
>>152767469um, excuse me that phrase is property of the national football league and cannot be used without the expressed, written consent of the national football league
If Oregon had simply taken the points they would be up 12-0 right now
>>152767516>defensive quality is unquantifiableyou're retarded, sorry.
>>152767514Nah, all turd 12 championships are null and void after realignment. This is pitiful. Gratz two you destroyed the conference once and for all
>>152767512The “script” he’s referencing. Miami @ Texas 8&4.
Jokes on you I didn’t even lose that much money on my bets this week.
Oregon's OC is a massive pussy
>Atticus SappingtonWhat a name
Atticus Sappington is an 11/10 Civil War general name
>>152767517no one is buying your slum for $950k brominey you could have is not money you have kek
Watch the kicker miss this.
a fake fg here would be based
>>152767540But if it had all worked out they'd be up 27-0 right now
>let's name our son Atticus
why does this look like a soccer stadium
>ATTICUS
>>152767467Lmao, what? Lubbock is an absolute DUMP.
>>152767467>>152767491>>152767494i tried to convince my wife to move out there when we were looking for a place to settle but the financial climate was better in Florida
Hurry up! I need to poop!
>>152767552you should use the word "slum" correctly if you want anyone to take you seriously. instead you're just another underage retard
>>152767541I’m pretty sure I’m actually smarter than you are desu
>>152767566>t. seething armadildo chud
>>152767569
Another thrilling college football game
>>152767567based retard wifecuck hope your house isnt destroyed in a hurricane
>>152766986>Dante MooreIts amazing how you can tell a QB will be a Jets QB by the way they play in college. Total bust.
There, now score again and the game is over. Taco Tech can handle this big a moment
>>152767548They aren't running the ball enough
>>152767572then you should apply even minimal effort to the topic before commenting on it. because both assertions you've made have been shockingly bad
there's a full fucking cheesecake in the fridge. variety cakewhich one you guys want?
>>152767010>pssh we're clearly the best team in the country. did you see how badly we beat syracuse?Delusional retards. Try winning the only two games you schedule that matter next year, faggot.
>>152767572>desuWay to out yourself, retard.
>>152767570enjoy having your house on the market for 18 monthsall the price cuts will look great when it inevitably sells for $400k
>>152766986Where's that nigga that made fun of me for saying this Texas Tech vs. Oregon game was going to be low scoring? I got grilled for that last night
int incoming
I forgot, who gets the ball after the half
I have kirk herbstreit fatigue
>>152767575>chudNTA but they’re both fiercely red cities
>>152767552You wish. I live in an affluent area with a single family residence, with a surrounding towns full of condos and apartments and short plats. 4 bedrooms, garage, air conditioning, front and back yard, flat driveway. The sale would be a slam dunk.
>>152767592every time i see someone say this, I smile because I know that ND makes them boil so hard that you use words incorrectly. all year, every year.
>>152767600Me.
>>152767582were a ways inland and draining downhill, hurricane windows and doors on our entire house which is concrete bottom floor and 2x6 top floor. we're good
>>152767601We all do
This Texas tech team is an NFL defense and a high school offense
hahahaha look at that statJUST DUMPING ON INDIANA>since 1992 bama 7 natties>since 1992Indiana zero bowl wins
>>152767561My boy.
Which game does Goddess Beth Mowins call?
>>152767526read sweetening the pill and then tell me you think women should ever touch birth control in the first place
So Texas Tech's much-vaunted offense is worse than JMU's then?
>>152767596concession accepted. stop using words that you don't understand.
>>152767603sure it would lmfao
Maybe giving these guys a fucking entire month off was a mistake
why does the TT OC rely so much on the spin button
>>152767561He's so tuff.
Morton is rattled
do all taco tech players take spinning class?
>>152767608So you smile because of your self serving delusions? Yeah, checks out.
there's nothing on the radio now that infinity sports network turned into westwood one and turned into all gambling shows
>>152767618Does she still do cfb? Haven't heard her at all this year
Texas tech defense was having more gay sex and the Oregon defense took that personally
>>152767608Nobody cares. We’re too busy laughing at you for taking your ball and going home like the spoiled brats [who suck at football] that you are.
>>152767616How many of those natties were DeBoer's?
>>152767603State?
>>152767622i wasnt arguing ao there isnt a concession. i was calling you a retard
>>152767603>with a surrounding towns full of condos and apartmentsnigger and white trash breeding grounds
This Texas Tech QB sucks
>>152767420hey, I'm just going with what I've read and what the ai issaying.>In the United States, the "best" birth month depends entirely on the state cutoff date, which determines who is the oldest in the class.>Because education is managed at the state level, there isn't one universal "best month," but we can break the country down into three main categories:>1. The "September 1st" States (The Majority)About 32 states (including Florida, Texas, Illinois, and Georgia) use September 1st as their cutoff.>Best Month: September.>Why: These children turn 5 just before or just after school starts. They are the "elders" of the classroom, often nearly a full year older than the "summer babies" (born in June, July, or August) in the same grade.>2. The "Late Fall" States>States like Kentucky, Michigan, and North Carolina often have cutoffs in October or November.>Best Month: October or November.>Why: In these states, a November baby isn't just "older"—they might actually be the oldest possible students in the room. This gives them a significant developmental head start in reading readiness and social-emotional maturity.>3. The "New Year" Exceptions (The Rare Advantage)>Only a tiny handful of places, most notably Connecticut and New York City, have historically used December 31st or January 1st as their cutoff.>Best Month: January.>Why: In a NYC public school, a child born on January 1st is the oldest, while a child born on December 31st is the absolute youngest.
I wanna see some sick pics in this game
A Texas Tech team that’s all defense with no offense? Isn’t that the equivalent of them trooning out their football program?
what kind of name is behren anyway
>>152767627because its a good trick, obviously
>>152767635you can't discuss them without hyperbole. that's also not "self serving". Seems like you've reached into your bag of insults and just deployed whatever came out, even if it didn't really make sense.
>smol 12
Can the Big 10 & SEC just break away already and start their own division?
>>152767643Mississippi
Why is our offense so ass today?
>>152767261Yeah he also mentioned that That’s kinda cool but isn’t it more important to beat everyone else
>>152767648>>I'm just going with what the ai issayingKys, retard
>>152767644right, but we already established your general lack of credibility. so who really cares what you said?
>>152767659Fuck off Kirk
Can we go back to a four team playoff? This is ass.
>>152767608nobody boils at anything to do with notre dame. the most relevance they've had in the last 40 years is running jimmy clausen and charlie weis out there for 3 years to get clowned on while in denial
>>152767661LMFAO
>>152767648Nobody's reading that drivel
>>152767648>cutoffs????We had people in our class born in march a full year older than other kids and they weren't even held back.
>>152767648quit talking to your computer you brain dead piece of shit
>>152767659The second best b1g team just got booty blasted by an ACC team that didn’t even make the CG.
>>152767662playing a big 10 school buddy this isn't Stillwater or lawrence
>>152767662part of it is probably because they havent played in a month
>>152767662Because you’re playing a real team for the first time all season.
>>1527676621st good team you have played?
>>152767661>affluent>Mississippi
>>152767591raspberry please
So Miami is winning the natty right?
>>152767678this was a very efficient way to actually demonstrate my point while undermining your own.
>>152767662Tbh they were always bad. Relying completely on breaking tackles or making contested catches all season. Nothing is ever easy with this shit offense
>>152767662Haven't seen a defense like Oregon's all year.
who is oiling up these fucking balls LMAO
This coconut mfer can't snap the ball
>college snappers.
>>152767662They haven't been that good all season. Morton is an average QB on his best day. Dickey is a very good RB but you can't expect a RB to do everything. Leftwich is a fucking retard and if Joey has any pride he'll kick the shit out of him during halftime.
This game
>AND THE SNAP IS A WORM-BURNER!!lmfao tessitore
FOOOMBLE
>college centers
>>152767622Can't talk to children. They don't understand that I made a huge down payment on my house from previous real estate deals and have been paying it down diligently while also maintaining and improving it. That's why I only owe half at most and houses in my town sell for $1 million regularly. C'mon Tech, get it together.
>coconigger fucks upPottery
>>152767657What hyperbole? ND only scheduled two hard games this year. ND lost them both. ND's best win is a 4 loss USC team. You niggers were literally bragging about beating Pitt. Nobody is exaggerating anything but you fucking retards exaggerating your skill level. You beat nobody.
>>152767669you can keep arguing if you want but youre still a retard who will never sell your shit for more than half of your original asking priceand since youre a retard ill say it again, youre retarded
>>152767662Not playing a bitch 12 defense
>>152767641>nobody cares>explains why you caretypical
why are there so many gingers in Texas?
>>152767661Oh nonononono
Get it together Labubu, learn how to snap the ball
man these teams can't hang for a natty
>>152767662You're playing someone with an actual defense for the first time
The whites are starting to make a comeback. Im scared/cfb/.
This game is fucking awful
>>152767687>Big 10Lmao. Poverty conference with 1 good team at any given time.
>>152767286How long till this one brings down a civvy airliner?
>>152767716>What hyperbole?>immediately uses hyperbole, even shows that he knows what the answer is but won't accept the obvious
>had room to run for a few yards. >throw it to the middle of the field.
game is boring, thank god we have this random canadian getting weirdly assmad at chatgpt to entertain us
YFW the finals is Alabama vs Georgia
why are they running another play?
>>152767738Learn what hyperbole means.
Why wouldn't you just decline the penalty and let the half end?
>>152767741and also degenerate gamblers bragging about losing money as well as a mississippian who thinks he will sell his house for a million dollars
>>152767699>still replyingcope, seethe, dilate :)
>>152767717i'm not even the guy who posted about owning something. You're pretending it's impossible to sell homes. While home sales volume are relatively low, there's still 4 thousand being sold each month, with certain portions of the market remaining relatively insulated from macro issues. you also use basic words incorrectly. nobody cares what you think about this topic, you are being mocked for having a child's viewpoint and mastery of the language.
back to the 90 day fiance marathon. let me know when the 2nd half starts thanks
>>152767721Gingers fuck
wait penalty on offence, why not just recect it take the halftime?
>tacofags think they’re getting a phone call to the P2Absolutely pathetic lmao
Stormy looks like she enjoys anal
>>152767747lower the average oregon ypp
Third blind eye is doing the halftime show bros
>>152767747Mind games
>>152767758Idk that whole thing was retarded
>>152767754idc what you say either retard lmao
>>152767746i know what it is. your claim about "only two tough games" is plainly hyperbolic.
>>152767759Who are you quoting
i refuse to be a part of the active consciousness transfer from man to stone. i refuse to give up on humanity. i refuse to believe the sixth great mass extinction event is "progress"
my sister looks exactly like stormy
>>152767330The craziest thing about mortgage debt is that supposedly 40% of borrowers are interest only. They're renting from the bank in the form of a loan that's impossible to pay off.
>>152767743As it should be. The SEC championship truly determines the best team in the country.
>>152767760That's my wife, please respect her
>>152767747>>152767758Techs best chance for scoring is on some fucked up oregon offensive play.Their offense is going to end this game with 0 points.
>>152767761does this stat matter for playoff picture, or anything?
This game sucks. Halftime Menat
>>152767764Is USA healing?
gingers do have souls
>>152767753>still replyingstay mad, newfag. you can't escape it.
What’s with these games with no offense
>>152767772Reddit
What the fuck is with Oregon's center? At least 3 or 4 bad snaps, directly taking points off the board.Oregon just needs to throw the ball and get their center sorted out and they'll easily win, TTU is offering nothing offensively.
>>152767788This was debunked
>>152767743UI will be the first and only bye team to win. Miami will beat Ole Miss and embarrass the Hoosiers on home turf. The committee will not be second guessed.
>>152767771not him but which games would you consider tough games from notre dames schedulealso no, you do not know what a hyperbole is
Maybe Texas Tech should spend more NIL money
>>152767770Well yeah you need to cope with being uneducated and ill informed somehow
For me it’s Beat Juice by SuperBeets. It gives me the blood pressure control and energy I need to compete at an elite level, just like Coach Steven Sarkesian. If you don’t take beet powder you’re a selfish teammate and not a true Longhorn.
>>152767810You have an email job buddy
>>152767799Why the fuck are you quoting reddit here?
>>152767764Will they show it or will they do more babbling
>>152767806>not himLol ok. USC
anybody watch the Diddy documentary on Netflix that shit was crazy
>>152767682https://www.cbsnews.com/news/redshirting-holding-kids-back-from-kindergarten-08-07-2012/that could have been because parents were red-shirting their kids. which has been a popular trend with richer parents.
>>152767775is she single? love girls with weird noses
>>152767810you have a fundamental misunderstanding of this situation. you are both retards and i dont care what you think at all. keep replying though idc
>>152767794>STILL replyingpills, anon
>>152767816Nice
>>152767820I hope they arent broadcasting this its grim
>>152767818Lol wut?
>>152767820more babbling
>>152767831you can't stop replying can you. sad
>>152767662It was fun being a delusional Arizona fan but 9 wins in Big12 is like 6 in Big10...sigh.>>152767773Stone is forever but the flesh is weak. We can be put inside of materials stronger than flesh and become immortals.
>>152767822im not him i just cant believe how retarded you areand in the original post you called a “hyperbole” he literally said the only other close game was a 4 loss usc so youve proven you didnt even read the post you replied to anyway>notre dame fans
>>152767782this is the "the ball ain't round" strategy
>>152767829Yes, good point (along with the other ones you've made). You're going to keep replying too, right?
>>152767843>>152767831>>152767794>>152767753>when 2 retards need the last word
>>152767851retard
I had the best nap of my life in that first half
>>152767851as long as you keep being retarded yes
What is a red raider anyways
>>152767847he said they lost the only two tough games they scheduled. that was the hyperbole. Him mentioning the USC game doesn't exonerate the statement. apologize for being dumb and reading poorly.
>>152767844say that to my face and on God youll get out lasted
Ryan day is not just a championship coach, he's a good christian and family man. How dare some of you!
>>152766986By the end of today bye teams will be 1-7 in the CFP. We’re going to 16, it’s inevitable
>>152767868this poster is not me
>>152767837I think "email job" means white collar
I started watching homeland on Netflix it's pretty good
>>152767866You missed all the spaghetti.
Lets get retarded in here.
>>152767843just dragging you right down here in the autistic abyss with me. you lost the second you engaged. now we're both (including you) retarded :)
>>152767863>when 1 retard thinks he's going to get the last wordnot on my watch, bitch
>>152767826Growing up in texas it was super common. Half my friends growing up were red shirted. Specifically for high school football.
>>152767874he said usc was close to being a tough game but not tough. if your only argument is that 4 loss usc is actually a tough game then great. your claim is notre dame won 1/3 tough games they scheduled and that the 1 win was against a 4 loss team
>>152767874The fact that you're propping up a 4 loss USC team that won't even be ranked in the final polls as a "hard game" is fucking hilarious.
>>152767882who are you then
I think the anon lied to us. There's no such halftime show.
>gets a bye week for being third place for some reason>plays #25 James Madison to win Babies First Playoff Game>plays a Taco Tech QB who has a bath salt sniffing addiction to 0 points winning 28-0 in a stadium that is half full, no energy and dark the entire time and feels like the Shadow Realm, even with Ducks 16 fumbles<YOU ARE HERE>Beats Indiana with second string QB or Alabamas worst team in sixteen years coached by a retarded dutchman>Wins national championship 69-21 to a 10 seed Miami who beats Georgia by 3 on a controversial catch
>>152767822>a mid-ass USC that hasn’t won in South Bend in a decade is a domer’s idea of a tough gameRidiculously spoiled fanbase kek
>>152767045Its still football so better than everything else besides olympics, post season nba, and occasionally post season mlb. It's also nice to have a team to root for after my colts get eliminated every year
>>152767895so, you agree that he needed exaggerated language, and without that his point needed to be different?
>>152767873Their mascot is a cowboy
>>152767894why are there so many red heads in Texas
>>152767885looks boomer-tier
There should be 6 CFP teams with no bye week
>Unironically wifing a tatted up barracks bunny who's taken miles of black dick.Fucking GRIM.
>>152767902im the one who keeps calling those two guys retards and youre some imposter
Indian transfers to US college is going to do for QBs positions as Australian have done for college kickers.
>>152767777I bought my first home when I was 21 and it was ARM. Nobody bothered to properly explain this to me. Thankfully a couple years in I was able to refinance avoid the balloon payment of death. Scary feeling realizing my mortgage payment could quintuple.
>>152767901the fact that you think you're better at assessing a team's quality than vegas, sharps, every computer system in existence is even more hilarious. Also, if you think losing an OT bowl game is going to drop them out of the rankings from 16th, then I don't know what to tell you.
>>152767918there has to be some kind of a bye with 6 teams
>>152767911can you readis anyone else reading what this retard is saying
>>152767906Except the Rebs will beat the Dawgs tonight.
i fucking hate women and female screen time
>>152767918*8 because 6 doesn't work. Really 4 but that wasn't acceptable for some reason
>>152767921You're gay
>>152767916There are more red heads in Germany than England. Texas has more German white population than most of the country other than like Wisconsin maybe
>>152767906>Oregon>Winning a titlePick one and only one.
>>152767932>make exaggerated claim>it's a dumb one>point out that this claim is exaggerated>this flummoxes anons
>>152767873Injun hunter.
>>152767930>propping up the same computer systems than had ohio state at #1 all season for blowing out shitters
>>152766986Winner of this game is getting mauled by the Roseb Owl winner so who really caresThey managed to make the captcha even more cancerous Jesus Christ fuck off
>>152767743
I hope we have a better half but win or lose I’m glad we got this far
>>152767943>You're gayYes she's hot. Yes I'd want to fuck her. Wife material though? LMAO.
>>152767948you claim it was a hyperboleit literally just wasnt and im not sure how you think it iseven if it is, your claim now becomes notre dame had 1 quality win all season instead of 0youre retarded either way
>>152767873its raider that is red, as opposed to a raider that is blue
>>152767952>he can't tell the difference between a square and a crescent or 2 dots and 3 dots
>>152767951>admiting that you actually do think you're smarter
>>152767743Imagine the seethe
>>152767973i literally am
>>152767971>pick the shape that doesn’t have a pair>2 shapes with 6 points and a shape with 8 pointsIt’s gay and also retarded
>>152767970No no no. They are raiders of red men. They pillage teepees and shit.
>>152767903HAPPENING
DOOOO DOOOO DOO
>>152767914No it’s zorro
>>152767966anons here always say shit that's not true because ND makes them seethe. They need to ignore reality. This was another case where he had to make an incorrect statement about their schedule. I pointed this out. He made an exaggeration about how many difficult games they had. I don't know why you're so dead set on fighting against that. It's plain and smiple.
I have snoop fatigue
>3rd Eye Blindholy based
Third eye blind looking so old makes me want to kill myself. That’s one of my all time favorite bands
>>152767970There is a blue raider team
BASED
gooooooodbyeeewhat a comfy show, finally
Holy shit I had drifted into a coma on the couch but this song just revived me
>>152767930https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/cgi-bin/uy/webpages.cgi?/logicalfallacies/Appeal-to-AuthorityYou're not very smart.
I'M NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SAY...GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYE
>>152767987because you are wrong and asserting that usc was a tough game when it wasntyour autism wont let it go
I WANT SOMETHING ELSE
Boomer Bowl
lmao you can barely hear the 3rd eye blind singer because of espn's audio mixing
>plays song about doing methbased third eye blind
More like "Other Two Eyes With Glaucoma" amirite
>>152767984
>third eye blindHoly shit we back in time to high school
>>152767992he dies in 2026 just fyi
Who are these boomer fucks?
>>152767992I know that feel
My grandpa just asked if this was reggae...
>>152767903Was I lying bro?
>>152768007okay, see >>152767930>>152768005that's not an example of appeal to authority.
>>152768022College
>>152768001
What was the point of that?
>CFB>singing about methSounds right
fugazi will reunite in 2026I can feel it
>>152767983Per my understanding, they got sad when a bull died in a bullfighting match and changed their name from matadors like sissies.
How does Mr. Beast have a multi million dollar entertainment company despite having the charisma of a wet sponge?
>>152768037>notre dame fansall this defending them and theyre still not in the playoffs kek
>>152768026Shut up zommer adults talking
>2026>CFP quarterfinals>domertard still won’t let it go
Dammit I missed the show
>>152768056Trust fund babby
Will daft punk play at the natty?
>I was sipping through my nose Based kino 90s FCC dodging vague lyrics
>>152767992But brooooo, didn’t you see how he SHUT DOWN all the HATERS with his Snoop Dogg™ Bowl halftime show presented by Snoop Dogg™?
>>152768046Meth is based
third eye blind wasn't even good in their prime
>>152768056Cool it with the antisemitism
>>152768075fuck you.
>let’s post 40 times over the bump limit At least /nfl/ isn’t run by a bunch of retards. absolute retards watch cfb
>>152768056DUDE he did MONEYBALL except for YOUTUBE
>>152768075Retard>>152767997>>152767997Ookmlmk.llllllllllm m.lmlll.ml lmlml l .lll.l lm M
>>152768081it's still on page 2 retard
>>152768081Who the fuck cares about the bump limit (only new fags)Threads go for 1000 replies and 300 images
>>152768081I'm usually a baker but I don't want to get off my phone or the couch
>>152768075Soulless tastelet
>>152768081Retarded would be a compliment for the mongoloid spastics that post in nfl
>>152768081>run bydo you think mods make threads or something?
>>152768049would you say we're sitting in the waiting room then?
>>152768093>>152768094>>152768101>>152768097make a gamethread, newfags.
>>152768100pop rock tastelet
>>152768081we don't care and have never cared in /cfb/
>>152768111bait
>30 yards for Taco outside the meme runbleak
>>152768081Rams retard early bakes which leads to retards splitting threads. /mlb/ is a shit show because of him
fine, ill bake one
>>152768111>somebody get a sponge
TACO wont do shit
semi-charmed kind of threeeeadpoo poo poopoo poo poo poo
>>152768111>gaymethreadGet a noose, faggot
friendly reminder that there's no need to make a new thread until we reach page 9 or the 300 image limitWe're only on page 2 and 77 images
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>>152768156>>152768158Kek
>>152768159>>152768159>>152768159>>152768159
How is Dante Moore a first round draft pick?
>>152768158>>152768166great job retards
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152767797tanlines desu mangs
