*SLURP*

>>152771520
A yiddish team, a scouser team and a muslim team dropping points on the same match day is pretty exciting desu

>>152771520
>slurperpoo vs slurp
>slurpford vs tottenslurp
>sunderslurp vs slurp city

>>152771555
how did Leprechaun Rovers vs Riverdance Fiddlers get on today?

>>152771520
That's because pro players are yokel degenerates who couldn't stay off the sauce for new years
Low level muppets and actors for global gambling syndicates. These aren't athletes, they're glass cannons and degenerates hopped up on PEDs

>>152772901
I said in the arsenal general a few days ago we were lucky city plays today. Sure enough...

>>152772983
Imagine being so pathetic and weak, fucking cattle, that you couldn't treat muh new years eve like a regular day and go to bed at 8pm
Fucking pathetic, man. Absolute trash. Clowns
Good for us though, let's go gunners

>>152771520
it was too cold in merseyside it’s not our fault la

>>152773005
Muh Nye muh NYE look at me I'm 5 years old I have to stay up late muh NYE
What a joke bro. Absolute cattle

>>152773033
Both me and my mom fasted today because that's how the schedule of our system happened to fall, and were in bed at regular time yesterday
We are celebrating with meza (olives cheese and cured meat) tomorrow morning and deferring our 100ml of champagne for Saturday morning which is my carb/lifting day.
I already embarrass all regular people in anything physical (not to mention intellectual); now muh pro athletes are next. I'm going to run fitness circles around these dope addled junkies

>>152771520
I watched Man. City - Sunderland and it was a great game despite the draw.

>>152773095
>me and my mom
>were in bed at regular time

let met get this straight. you went to bed on NYE with your own mommy and celebrated the next day by eating cheese?
livin the dream bro

>>152773095
At this point I support you Croat sperg lord

They were all hungover