*fills his car up as soon as the fuel drops to 80%*
*Unplugs all his appliances (except for the fridge) before leaving the house*
Honestly baffles me how clubs like Spurs and West Ham think they are above pragmatic managers despite winning fuck all in living memory.Do you think Chelsea fans gave a shit when Mourinho won the league by parking the bus? Do you think Arsenal fans will give a shit if Arteta wins the league this season playing Stokeball?
>>152772139>winning fuck all in living memoryincorrect
>>152772139>if Arteta wins the league
*likes his kebab just meat and bread but orders a side of mayonnaise in case he wants to spice things up*
These complaints feel very brown (UK) coded
*Bins the milk the day before it expires just in case*
>>152772139To be fair, they did win the Europa League and the Conference League, which are trophies perfectly adequate to their level.But yeah, last time Tottenham won a big boy trophy was in 1961 and West Ham never won it.
>>152772060>flushes when he farts
*uses indicators in the empty car park*
>>152772116this is really good advice, on so many levels
>>152772345All sensible and intelligent hwhite men do this.
>>152772060doesnt eat anything until at least 1 hour after brushing his teeth
>>152772116>>152772228>>152772345Bond villain tier facial expression.
Favorite position? Missionary with the lights on
>>152772341It's just a copy of the meme we had a couple of years ago about Gareth Southgate doing these things.>Safely ejects his USB drive before unplugging it>Drives around the mini-roundabout
>>152772768Lights off, sheet covering most, socks on, tee shirt on.
>>152773437Penis through the underwear dickhole
Stops the car at the yellow lightWatches all corporative classes when the boss takes too long to specify which one they should watch
>>152772060>"It's a speed limit, not a speed target"
>>152772341Dis anon don be seasonin his food, just like Frank.
>>152772139>stokeballInteresting delving into the mind of an inferior fellow human being
i don't get it
what the fuck is this meme? the guy looks like a raging cokehead whose life is chaos
>>152772139Spurs won the coveted Europa league, and don’t you ever forget it