Rams suck lol
Feels good to be hated
This is the thread.
Who the FUCK is Ryback?
>>152779345Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay are both great coaches, but McVay is more relatable and inspirational while Shanahan has a god complex.
really hoping the eagles get the 2 seed so we can have another packers vs eagles slurpbowl
>he doesn’t know about the Great White Hope Ryback
>>152779401McVay is a cokehead.
which team is going to be retarded and waste a 1st round pick on Trinidad Chambliss?
>>152779401It’s not a ‘God’ complex. It’s the complex of a son who’s trying to follow in his father’s footsteps. And trying to prove that he’s not a Nepo baby
Herbert just needs more help
Lamar just needs more help
>>152779405I hope you get my Rams so we can wipe your Philthy noses with our sweaty assholes
>>152779425He looks like stinks, turbo sweaty and has major B.O.
>>152779428Rams
>>152779434this but unironically
nfl network is replaying niners seahawks from week 1
>>152779425He's not angry enough to be a coke head. He might have a melty every few games but in the post game pressers he's always calm and takes accountability for shit. Brian Daboll seemed like more of one to me
This bussy just needs more help
Seahawks are frauds
>>152779428He looked a hell of a lot more promising than Simpson or Moore today
This bussy is a fraud
Burrow just needs more help
burrow needs to burrow himself in my bussy
reminder: pats are frauds
Mendozas the type of guy to come on stage while Skillet is playing when being drafted
>The Following>Is An Exclusive Presentation>Of The National Freedomball League
how is he so cut at 60?
>>152779471>choofsLol. I actually wished Mahomes didn't get injured so he could learn what it's like to play meaningless football for the first time in his career
>>152779488How coked up is he
>>152779428I don't know if I see him going 1st round even after that awesome performance in the 2nd half and in a weak class. The touch he was putting on the ball today was outstanding. There will be a lot of questions about why he couldn't win the starting job in camp
Andy's DONE
>>152779471What are you going to do when the patriots win the owl? Cry about an easy schedule? I think that the real frauds are all the 3, 2, and 4 win teams in that image and I'm about to be proven right
>>152779486>exclusive
>>152779440>never won against them in the playoffs Kys ramcuck
Nix just needs more help
>>152779513Philly is the easiest division winner to play in the 1st round. Might as well give us the bye
did you apologize to trevor yet?
Dak just needs more help
Reminder that Drake Maye has the highest passer rating in the league, and highest completion percentage in deep shots
Joe Flacco just needs more time
>>152779538Stafford's bussy belongs to Jalen CarterAre you ready to watch him get creampied again so soon? You likin this shit nigga?
>>152779546It's even more impressive given the great teams he did that against
>PFF
>>152779538>easy>lost to themYawn here's your (you)
>>152779562Tight window throws of 20 yards of open space tho
>>152779564Believe PFF and the sports science chud. They know what they're doing
>>152779546> le throw to diggs man
>>152779573>nix is not a game manager he is not!!!
>maye didn't play against any good te-ACK
Burrow zesty
Reminder that kiwibitch got heemed into surgery.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>152779592he's just autistic
>>152779591It helps your percentage when you play 1 playoff team
>>152779591oy gevalt
>>15277958633 points in a single quarter :)
>>152779592>Joey Bing Bing Wahoo
>>152779502Just say you're broke
I want webms. Webms of ball
>>152779626Does anyone have a webm of the Ravens hand off pick 6?
>>152779552>>152779569Philly is a mess. There’s no evidence they’re gonna turn around the offense. Literally a non threat in my eyes. Not even close to the team they were a year ago
>>152779591Maye literally only has 1 win against a team over .500Wtf is even your point
>>152779626
I can't believe the Seahawks won the Super Bowl
>>152779648Russell Wilson is a 1st ballot HOFer.
>>152779634
Does autism win championships?
>>152779618And to think, my Giants defense is usually impenetrable
>>152779655cheating does
>>152779653Who?
>>152779657
>>152731540 #It's the bears. You watch the eagles last year they seemed insane on defense and had barkley doing those long ass runs. It's called momentum.The bears have that sorta where they look like shit a little then play out of their minds and win. Also their D has a lotta turnovers which is always a gem and decent for big games.I predict the bears are winning it all based solely on momentum watches
>>152779666This guy
>>152779668>cherrypicking Deontae Banks' 1 career miscue
>>152779674Giants have two dragons in their QB room
>>152779655
So what's next for the bussy brothers once Travis retires??
/we/ hate Burrow here
>>152779718Should the bongos trade joey lemonparty and start Flacco in 2026?
I’m just gonna say it. Franchise tags are racist
>>152779718Joey 4chan is /ourguy/ however
>>152779718My neutral fan QB fandom has officially shifted from Josh Allen to Joe Burrow following Allen's marriage to a soul-sucking goblin and Burrow's recent eating of a waffle
>>152779741Justin Herbert is somehow worse. Madison Beer is fake & plastic. Not that marrying a literal actress isn’t fake enough.
>>152779673no other coach has this energy
>>152779749Never trust a performative female
>>152779779Best to fuck the crazy chicks while he's still in his 20s. Start settling down later with a more level headed actress if he stays in LA
>>152779779>I wish I was at the stadium getting sacked>My feet hurt
Every single team in the NFL this year is a fraud and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>152779807You can stick your dick in crazy but not performative. There's a difference. Crazy is fun and great in bed. Performative just want the appearance of being with you to boost their social status and have something to talk about. Performative/Sociopathic women will annihilate you and air every grievance to mutual friends. Crazy chicks may end the relationship by fucking you over or blocking you if you break it off but won't be vindictive. This is merely from my own experience. Ty for coming to my Ted talk
>>152779834The Patriots aren't frauds
>>152779741>>152779749Seriously what's with these star white QBs getting jewish gfs and ruining their blood line? Is the NFL forcing this shit?
>New England Patriots>Least likely to die in service to their country
>>152779870>Hey kid, want a MVP?
Alright retards, your thoughts on the -7.5 spreads for Bengals, home against the Browns, and Rams, home against the Tardinals?
>Im coming, Oakland!
>>152779913Bengals will cover as they love turning up and winning meaningless games after being eliminated from the playoffs and ruining their draft position
>>152779913Browns will be a live dog, Bungles defense and OL still suck and Garrett will get the record.Cardinals can't pass block and will get shut down by the Rams D, they'll go up 3 scores and then start pulling starters.
>>152779932Trust me when I say dont listen to this idiot. Garrett will probably get the record, but Bengals are winning by 10
>>152779932Bro really needed 17 games played to get the record KWAB
My return tip is Dallas -3.5 is one you max out the Alt Spread as much as you are comfortable. Giants covered last meeting and Dallas owns >us. It is outdoors and at MetDeath but there's no way that matters.
>>152779488this nigga think he r truth
jamarcus russell
>>152779345>>152779383Based
>>152779488Can I get this physique as a 34 year old?
>>152779992How many times do I have to tell you? Its GayGay McSharty now
>[Highlight] Jaguars RB Travis Etienne gets called out for having a beeping smoke detector. "I'm gonna need you to break the stereotype and put a b*ttery in your smoke detector." [St. Brown Podcast]How does a culture so specifically ignore the beeping of a fire alarm?
>>152780047>purely socioeconomic factors
>>152779992Would dominate in today's NFL.
Ok goys, this is how it is.Stafford is MVP. Here is why: More passing yards. More passing TDs. More passing attempts means he is more valuable to his team. This year Stafford has been the best QB and this year would be the best QB for any of the other 31 teams as an immediate upgrade.Maye is not. MVP is most valuable and Maye would not be the most valuable on other teams, Stafford would.
Yea Mendoza is HIM. Too bad Raiders or Jets are gonna ruin him.
>>152780047>How does a culture so specifically ignore the beeping of a fire alarm?Subhuman IQ. When My smoke alarm beeps its fucking piercing and makes me berserk until I fix it.
>>152780105Flag fits the post.
>>152780105He's gonna throw another 3 interceptions against the cards
>>152780130pats are literally the most jewish organization in the league by far
Yall sleeping on Chamblizzy
>>152780105Thanks Dov
Even as a Rams fan, if Stafford wins MVP then crashes out in the playoffs AND THEN RETIRES I’ll be soooo pissed
>>152780105I believe you>>152780144Lol
The Patriots spent the most money in off-season history and hired a top 5 coach, but yeah let’s give Maye the MVP even though he was in the team last year
>>152780162individual player awards mean nothing without a ring
>>152780202He has a ring already ya doofus. Another one would be nice tho
>>152780215no shit genius. getting mvp when your team doesnt win the super bowl means nothing. i mean accept for being the most valuable player on a team that didnt win it all. might as well have not even made the playoffs. it means nothing but keep hanging onto the past
>>152780226>except
>>152780226A ring and an MVP is valid, even if they are in separate seasons.
>>152780249his ring is the only thing that matters and he would tell you the samecrowing about winning an mvp without a ring is coping
>>152780264I don’t have to look up the stats to know that less than 25% of MVPs win the Super Bowl. Are you implying 80% of MVPs are illegitimate?
>>152780264> crowing about winning an mvp without a ring is copingIt’s called a Super Bowl MVP you incredibly stupid idiot. Geeze you’re as bad as the guy who doesn’t know what a wild card team is
>>152779345San Francisco or Baltimore will win the Super Bowl this year- every other team is too young or too hurt, historically that never bodes wellSan Francisco and Baltimore have the veteran coaches, seasoned quarterbacks, and healthy enough rosters to make the run.
>>152779964My only qualm with this is I trust ths Giants to continue to fuck up so thoroughly that they even crater their draft potential. I guess they already did that, though.
>>152780357Bears getting the boys back. I bearlieve.
>>152780424Beating the Raiders last week was the extent of that. Daboll had to go but the offense has been lost without him (even though Kafka was the OC then and interim-HC now). So the offense is lame and the secondary is complete shit, no match for Dallas' air attack. Dak, Ceedee, and Pickens will have a field day.
>>152780468The Patriots lost to the Raiders, yet Maye might win MVP kek
OWO DOT VEEGEE
Oh, yeah. *That* happened.
>>152780311i know what a single game mvp is vs an entire season. its weird how you came to this conclusion
MINISOMALIA IS ANINISOMALIAISANETERNAL CUCCKSHEDTERNALCUCKSHEDFUCK MILLY PHILLY PHILLYUCKMILLYPHILLYPHILLY
>>152779573>Stroud 20thGood enough for me, strouds a bum
>>152779573>Patrick Mahomes that high
>>152779582>D-don't throw to diggs man!
>>152779345Send the rams back to Cleveland
>>152780672He's been better than Mahomes this year so really both of them should swap places. Only then would it be somewhat accurate
Shit teams
>rasheed set to play tomorrowkino is back in the menu! the #1 seed shall be ours
>>152779562The patriots blew out the browns and they in all likelihood have the best defense in the league. The only reason why they aren't considered elite is because the offense sucks
Trey Lance > Boseph Nix
based joey knows that shedeur is the truth
>>152780987more like he doesnt want to be hounded by shitters rabid cultists
This season ends with Stafford lifting another Lombardi.
>>152781017He's not beating the Eagles.
what's this hair style called?
How much tush would a tush push push if a tush push could push tush?
>broncucks are furriesthat explains a lot
>>152781159>umamusumeflavor of the the month that fizzled out months ago. the fuck is unc doing?
>>152779539>"big time throws" is a stat Ridiculous.
>>152779502or just use ppv.to
>>152779345/nfl/ isn't ready for when Rams lock in and btfo everyone in the playoffs
Drake Maye
>>152781167>high difficultly high EPA throws are a statyes
Good morning nfl :)
No ones scared of la ramilia :/
>>152779910Superbowl bound. Everyone needs a coach with a tick
>>152780047Depends on how lively the household is. White ppl houses are to be sheer quietness, dad will not tolerate talking above a whisper after 8 pm. Other households you can actually listen to music on speakers.
>>152779834The Raiders and Jets aren't frauds, they both really are that terrible.
>>152779915>OaklandI wish. That's when they ask had sovl
>mfw nobody wants to play my TexansWhat an odd feeling
How does it feel the strongest rocket arm in the game is zesty Gayleb? Feet not even planted and the cameras cant even pick up is his 50/60 yard bombs. Pure accuracy too. Mofo has a railgun
>>152781369>Mofo has been railedftfy
Everybody has tape on gayleb's bussy cannon. It's over for him once the yoffs start.
Why didn't you stop him when you had the chance? Do you see what you've done?
>>152781399Bad play. Just slap the damn ball
>>152781380May be so. Idc. He has also railed girls hotter than youve been with. As long as he keeps winning and getting better idgaf if he is sucking cock behind closed doors. Da bears
I trust Purdy, CMC, Kitty, and Jennings, but I do not trust the Niners defense. The offense will need to drop 35+ points per game to win out
>>152781476then RIP season
>>152781159Horse girls are not furries
>>152781369But hes gay. The locker room is in tatters because of him
>>152781515Gross. He probably in there peeping at dudes weiners.
>>152781515Burrs locker room is healthiest in the league. That is why dbagtdsb this year and next year.
>>152781369Second coming of Rodgers
Flacco can't win with these cats man
>>152779425McVay is if you made corpo/hr into a football coach, that's why he seethes
>>152781553
>>152780047I have gone to buy a battery at 3am to stop the beeping. I do not understand this, at all, but take it as a sign that we are just too different to live alongside each other comfortably (there are six million other examples of this of course).
Trinidad Chambliss is the perfect QB for the Jets in the Glenn era
>>152781600You can just take the battery out. What the fuck is open at 3am selling batteries?
>>152781600Your smoke detector made you it's bitch lmao
beep
>>152781553Rodgers motion is so weird, it's like Rivers we probably won't see anything like that again
>>152781600I can see you crying and whimpering hugging your pillow, tortured to the point you drive to the gas station at 3 am and pull out a chair to replace the battery. Probably almost falling off because you're tired and 5'6. Just take the batteries out lol, and next time you have to do groceries that is when you buy some batts. Good god dude
>>152781610Idk how it is in the rest of the country but here the smoke detectors are hard wired so they still chirp when the 9v dies
>>152781641What you mean his motion? I love webms. Not being an asshole just wanna see some Rodgers plays, he is such a turd bag but the nfl is going to be less without him.
>>152781661If it is connected to your electrical system why does it even beep? It begs for a battery even though it doesn't need one? It better also be a carbon monoxide detector too. Sounds like a retarded pain in the ass
>>152781668>just wanna see some Rodgers
>>152781687It has a separate 9v so that the smoke alarm works during a power outage
>>152779539Even as a jags fan Trevor will need to either win the Super Bowl OR win at least 1 playoff game while maintaining this new success all next year before I believe in him. He has flashed brilliance and regressed hard before
>>152781693Jesus christ. I was almost ready for breakfast too
>>152781712He is 5 years in the league right? Makes me think people need to take it easy on qbs who are in their 20s and in their first 2/3 years. Build around them. Im happy Lawrence is finally being who he was promised to be when drafted. Not a jags fan and need him to fail, but i can appreciate the development m, even if it was slow. If he wins 1 playoff game but cant make it past that, then that is exciting as hell for jagsfags
>gayron gaydgers
>>152779539he came out of nowhere and finished QB2 in fantasy
>>152781723I agree on some level, but he went on a hot streak before and won a playoff game in 22 and then regressed. Granted, there was poor coaching and injury to blame too. He’s still the best QB they’ve had since Brunell and they should keep him but I am not yet convinced he can keep doing what he’s doing now for years to come. We shall see.
>>152781725Should be a white dick. He lost to the browns while in the hunt all to make sure myles garrett couldn't get the sack record. It was bizarre that was more inportant to them. Nothing but 1 and 2 yard passes the entire game to avoid the sack, only got 2 fgs. Steelers are losing first game in playoffs. Dumb dumb ass shit
>>152781734Oh shit, jags got to the playoffs and won one? Where the fuck was i in 22? Well damn. He has some XP then
>>152781649Zoomers and their tryhard epin internet quips are so fucking cringe man
>>152781739there is no way you missed this
>>152781735Yeah a team missing its only deep threat threw short passes specifically to stop miles Garrett, how about you stop listening to sports media specifically designed to be retarded?
>>152781735Edit it yourself homeboy, make the dick of your dreams
>>152781746>mfw didn’t put $100 on Jax at halftime
>>152781735Steelers aren't losing in the playoffs, not this year. They're losing Sunday and that's it.
>>152781746Bruh. Im going to watch the highlights of that game now. I think i missed that entire season actually, shit was fucked in 22
>>152781739Jags also seem to have a much more competent front office and coach now so that should help with sustained success nut on the same note they are very new and there’s no telling if it’s a fluke yet. I am hopeful and would love for the Jags to own the South and be AFC competitors every year but it’s hard to have faith when your team has been Browns tier for much of their existence!
>>152781761>sustained success nutYou wot
>>152779502Who would want to watch every game anyway? The product is pretty shit these days. I can barely stomach just watching my team's games and the occasional primetime snoozer.
>>152781668His throwing action is really short and fast
Broncos or Patriots will lose in the wildcard game and then one will lose in the divisional.
>>152781747I watched the game. Rodgers i fast, but that 0.8 second pass after snap shit allllll game was retarded. They arent winning in the playoffs if losing one wr means they cant make an over 8 yard pass or even try. They purposefully kept myles on lock down because they dont want jj watt to lose the record
>>152781668Aaron Rodgers isn’t a turd bag
>>152781788>They arent winning in the playoffs if losing one wr means they cant make an over 8 yard pass or even try.Agreed. As you saw against the browns. Not related to the claim >to protect jj wattIt must be interesting to live in a world where you just invent elaborate motivations for others
>>152781765It was nuttin’
>>152781149The Kino Jack
>>152779440you will never have a organic fanbase.
mina......
sucks lol
MVB or carried by Louie?
>>152779440Is that Macaulay Culckin? How come the only celebrity fans they have are washed or are people who are sponsored by their sponsors?
>>152781887The thumbnail looked like James May for a second, kek
>>152781916Wtf it didnt register in my mind at all that that was macauley culkin. Thought it was just a random LA cuck
>>152781948That is Brenda song. Babe from suite lofe of Zach and Cody. Duh. She doesnt have a single nip slip pic on the internet. WtfTheir rams are losing first round btw.
>>152781793Yeah he is. He is an asshole, look at what he does to teams even when they bow to his demands. He screwed the jets and lazard so hard. Lazard could be catching passes from love right now
>>152781948Ok I'm going back to sleep
>>152781369>Pure accuracy tooHis completion %age?
>>152781798Rodgers and Tomlins screwed up man. They were so worried and focused on the sack game against them they shot themselves in the foot and refused to develope a pass game. Myles was 100% on their mind and it made them play weird and lose to the damn browns. They have to beat the Ravens now to make the playoffs. Dumbest gameplay ive seen all season.
>>152779400Feed me morebros…
>>152781989He is smart and throws it away of no one is open and doesnt wanna stretch the play and get sacked. % is a lame stat for qbs. He plays to win, not stats
>>152781989It's not even 8 in the morning, can we chill with the racism til at least noon?
>>152782005Didnt even know it was a thing but are all the racists gonna be crying when caleb is hoisting the Lombardi?
Running backs like Saquon Barkley and Rico Dowdle are great players absolute stud athletes, but then guys like Christian McCaffrey are really cerebral, real students of the game
Were they right?
>>152782032Why is caleb the only one that says "bust"?
>>152782019They're already crying and seething and shitting their pants because he made the playoffs, or at least the detoilet is.
>>152782032Only right about bo and rg4
>>152782035Jayden Dabiels does too
>>152782032all awful takes
>>152782035Floor shoulda been trubisky yeh
>>152782032that is an insult to gayleb
>>152782036Yeah. Second year and made the playoffs. His first season doesnt even count because of eberflus and the worst o-line in the league. He wins award of most improved player in the league. Jayden Daniels might have the opposite award. But, he is made of glass and has the washing qb curse so it feels mean to say that
>>152782032>Floor Sam Darnold
>>152782032>JJ McCarthy>floor: Sam DarnoldHis floor is Jamarcus Russel
>>152782032drake maye wishes he could be nu-lawrence
>>152782060McCarthy is literally actually mentally retarded tho (I cant remember what the proper term is) vikings scouts forgot about the "white qb in middle school" thing. Rich bribe happy parents doesnt mean shit after college ball
>>152782087>vikings scouts forgot about the "white qb in middle school" thingWhat?
I knew a 6'3 kid that ran a 4.3 in high school who I thought was gonna be a D1 player at minimum but he decided to get bitches pregnant and be a degenerate and then die from gang violenceyou're such a fucking retard shamari
It will take an extra game but the Bears may finally have a 4k season passer
Panthersbros our panthers play tomorrow
>>152782126>It will take an extra gameWon't count
>>152782087Wait, are you serious? Is J Jonah McCarthy actually mentally deficient? He's retarded, the Vikings knew that and said, "we can fix him"Lmao kwaboty
>>152779488Why are cokeheads so based?
>oh, you needed more than 6 games to break my record? didn't count
My aunt is much more pleasant to be around ever since her husband finally started hitting her
>>152782126>needs 270completely doable against detoilet's """"""""""""""secondary""""""""""""
>>152782032It's crazy how literally everyone of these was wrong entirely lol
>>152782157One of my cokehead buddies played in a band. Big wrestling fan. Playing at a bar. He started doing wrestling poses on stage. You ever see a chair riot in wrestling? He started throwing chairs into the crowd. They weren't folding chairs. Almost started and actual riot. People were bleeding, his buddies and bouncers were keeping people from rushing the stage. He's back to posing like nothing's going on.
>>152782084>drake maye wishes he could be nu-lawrenceIt's actually the other way around
>>152782126>>152782181>Eagles are resting startersBears will rest their starters in the second half
>>152782228Tlaw would be the 1 seed on the PatriotsMaye would miss the playoffs on the Jags
>>152782084Maye is already better
>>152782238Based on what? Him playing like shit for 5 years straight?
Caleb Williams is top 10 in Passing Yards (3,730) and Passing Touchdowns (25). I thought the NFL would keep getting more and more pass happy but I'm pleasantly surprised that passing numbers have gone down and defenses have regained some ground.
>>152782248The Prince is better than Maye against harder opponents
>>152782260Now make him look like Gyro Zeppeli
>>152782248hi crown
>>152782260Imagine getting outplayed by Davis Mills and actually thinking that
>>152782248based on the fact that lawrence beat the raiders and maye didn't
>>152782285>gets outplayed by Geno SmithMayesisters...
Culpepper's 2004 season might be the most overlooked of all time. Man set the record of passing+rushing yards that stood until 2011 brees, along with 41 total touchdowns, but it happened the same year manning had one of the best regular seasons ever
>>152779573PFF wildly over values QBs scrambling/running, to the point that they value it more than passing.
Steam filled the shower. Caleb turned to find Drake Maye, water slicking his chest. No words were needed. Caleb closed the distance, his hand tracing a path down Drake’s arm. He turned him, and Drake placed his palms on the cool tile, bending forward. His back arched perfectly. Caleb leaned in, pressing a soft kiss to the small of Drake's back. He felt Drake shiver, a soft sigh escaping him. Drake’s head dropped forward, his whole body vibrating with anticipation for what was coming next.
>>152782314>leave immediately when things go sidewayspussy shit
>>152782314>>152782316I just dox people that piss me off
this whole debacle is a prime example of the ginormous filter between eyetest chads and PFF cazzies
>>152782323Isn't PFF just other people's eye test?
>>152782320Fuck you too, bud.
>>152782314>media literacy
>>152782323Travon Walker is closer to Hutchinson in rushing the passer than Hutchinson is to Walker in defending the run. Automatically makes him the better pick IMO
>>152782327Mostly. They also use tape out of context to justify certain grades.
My Rammies :)
>>152782327pff is other people's eye test with ((certain people)) pushing certain players as favorites for marketing purposes
>>152782333>This ass mad asking for people to be aware of corruption
>>152782343Are going to get blasted by Philly.
>>152782335Travon Walker 17 game average:sacks 7.5, QB hits 16, tackles for loss 10, solo tackles 27Aiden Hutchinson 17 game average:sacks 13, QB hits 30, tackles for loss 13, solo tackles 35
>>152782350Maybe. But I'm gonna believe til the end
>>152782355That should be fucking eye opening that I still stand by what I said.
>>152782323I'm so tired of everyone touting their retarded "eye test" as some great measure of talent and competency. Most people DO NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL. Motherfucker, can you tell a tite front from and over front, do you understand a Mike slow playing his run fit to rob a glance window? Do you watch leverage or understand what a half slide or full slide is? Do you know what quarters looks like, do you know what Palms looks like, or quarters turning into palms? Can you even fucking tell me what a 3 technique is? You faggots need to shut up about your gay eye tests because I guarantee you're not looking at anything that matters. Btw, I'm not an expert either but I don't act like I'm somehow more knowledgeable than the average fan without anything of the prerequisite knowledge to back it up.
>>152782303>geno smith is actually worse than davis mills>week 1 with a new coaching staff and whole new playbooklol ok. imagine paying a qb that is no better than jay cutler 275 million. 5 years and Trevor Lawrence still hasn't proven shit other than him being able to play well in 6 games all year, no different than Jay Cutler but paying the man more money than Jay Cutler could ever dreamed of making
>>152782372>Motherfucker, can you tell a tite front from and over front, do you understand a Mike slow playing his run fit to rob a glance window? Do you watch leverage or understand what a half slide or full slide is? Do you know what quarters looks like, do you know what Palms looks like, or quarters turning into palms? Can you even fucking tell me what a 3 technique is?lmao everyone here should know what every single one of these concepts are
>>152782355>>152782360Travon Walker 17 game average:interceptions 0, passes defended 2, forced fumbles 1, fumble recovery 1Aiden Hutchinson 17 game average:interceptions 2, passes defended 4, forced fumbles 2, fumble recovery 2
>>152782303If you actually watched the games this year you'd also know that Geno Smith outplayed Trevor lawrence when they played against each other but Trevor Lawrence has the far superior team and that team bailed his ass out
>>152782355>>152782360>>152782387Oh, and those stat average for Hutchinson included missing 12 games last year with a broken leg...
>>152782379>lmao everyone here should know what every single one of these concepts areHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE TRULY A FUCKING JEST
>>152782375This “man” has a vibrator in “his” asshole as “he” posts and people are replying to it seriously?
Based Teboq and Champ
I have severe BPD
>>152782379you don't even know half of them
>>152782413Go Hawks btw
Discuss my Chiefs. I feel left out.
>>152782413Big Penis Disorder? Sick brag bro
>>152782375>5 years and Trevor Lawrence still hasn't proven shit other than him being able to play well in 6 games all year
>>1527824175 years of nonstop glazing wasn't enough?
Trinidad Chambliss will be drafted in the ____ round of the 2026 NFL draft
>>152782414half of these concepts can be done on the presnap menu in madden using the dpadthis shit is not complicated sekrit club bullshit it's intermediate football knowledge that you should know after watching a couple seasons
>>152782422Blocked.
>>152782420>zoom zoom is surprised the chorgers chorgeres:/
>>152782426There's a ßµ§§¥ round now?
Jags gonna win the South and beat a shit team in the 'yoffs
>>152782426if he plays well for the rest of the college playoffs, some team will trade up to #30-32 to select him
>>152782417Cool bunny but your queefies are done.
>>152782400You're the disgusting faggot who brought that shit up faggot. But you honestly want us to believe that I'm the faggot. lol. Neck yourself faggot
>>152782434jags will lose to the tits because the AFCS is a joke
>>152782441Bojangles would be great if it wasn't so fucking salty
>>152782434Going against the Bills could be tough
>>152782441>Doubting Mahomes in the big 2026
>>152782459You mean the guy that won't start the season
>>152782402The game threads for Tebow's playoff game against the Steellrs were magical. And the discussion all regular season claiming that he was actually a great QB was some of the funniest shit in the history of /sp/.
>>152782449I only tried it once and the chicken was dry. I really wanted to like it. I think maybe I just ordered the wrong thing
>>152782459>jim harbaugh, pete carroll, and sean payten in the same divisionLol. Mahomes is fucked
>>152779500what are you going to do when they get bounced week 1 of the playoffs? cry refball?
>>152779502ashcktually you can watch all 272 with a single subscription to NFL
>>152782459He's been in decline for 2-3 years now
>>152779539>t. pls not look at the competition they faced...
>>152782462Blocked.>>152782469On thin ice.
what a ringing endorsement
>>152782468They why they give you a cup of orange mayonnaise to dip it in. It has to be orange or black people wouldn't eat it.
>>152782479He's been to the super bowl the last 3 years in a row and won two.
>>152782496Yeah we know why.
>>152782500>have a huge lead>have a dominant run game>running the ball every play guarantees the clock will run ending the game early>get criticized for not passing
>>152782522because Andy Reid is a good head coach and has proved it with both the eagles and the chiefs?
>>152782500So Squirts is a replacement-level game manager. Got it.
>The team had a head start on compiling a list of candidates that includes former NFL head coach Mike McCarthy, Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley, Colts defensive coordinator Lou Anarumo, former Raiders coach and Giants player Antonio Pierce and Rams defensive coordinator Chris Shula, among others. Kafka will also be given an interview.are they retarded?
Matthew Stafford is still the MVP.
>>152782489You just know the Vikings are going to give him a $50+ million aav contract
>>152782536>defensive-minded head coachLel. What century is this?
>>152782554He should be
>>152782536>anotnio pierceRooney rule, right? No way they're actually considering a dude that tries to sneak into team invents to ask for a coaching job, right?
>>152782554But what if Drake Maye scores 5 tds against Miami and Stafford shits the bed yet again?
>>152782554of course he is, only emotional females consider week 17 to "ruin his chances". When he throws 4 touchdowns this weekend, people in new england will cry
I can't believe Aaron Glenn is going to get another season he is a fucking retard
>>152782554Maye has had an easier schedule than Stafford and still has worse stats. MVP is a statty award.>>152782578He's playing the Cardinals. Stafford will light them up and pad his stats.
>>152782578ur cute see >>152782583
>>152782554Outdueled by Sam Darnold and carried by his receivers
>>152782591>>152782583
>>152782589>He's playing the Cardinals. Stafford will light them up and pad his stats.You said that when he played the failcons
>>152782444There are like 5 divisions worse than the AFCS this year
>>152782596I unironically did not say that. I knew the Failcunt defense wasn't a pushover.
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>>152782444half right, they're going to lose because they're frauds
>>152782500Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek this is really how fuckwits think isn't it? One of these games was in the pissing rain with multiple drops when the Eagles had a two score lead anyway. I fucking hate how stats fags will always find a way number/metric to fit whatever narrative they have. The definition of shit for brains
>>152782465Realistically he probably should have been a wide receiver but the popularity as a QB helped him become more than a football player. He's a good man
>>152782584>he is a fucking retardPerfect coach for the Jets
>>152782583>people in New EnglandBeing generous to Patriots fans there
>>152782602You may not have said it out loud, but you thought it kek. >I knew the Failcunt defense wasn't a pushover20th in points allowed absolutely is a pushover defense and it's not like they are turnover machines either
>>152782465The skip bayless “all he does is win” song was a classic
>>152782608The numbers don’t lie buddy. Keep coping
>>152782638THEY'RE FROM ATLANTA, THEY'RE FUCKING STRAPPED FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT THEIR DEFENSE IS GOOD AND THEY HAVE TO TWO GOOD YOUNG PASS RUSHERS ACTUALLY WATCH THEM FUCK PLAY GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FSJKLAFJANFSDJS;FUISFJSD;NJFDNJSFAJASG ;JFIE 'MERINR GUIN;E
>>152782638But Coach HEEM knows this offense cold.
AFC QB RANKINGS1. Allen2. Herbert3. Rodgers4. Stroud5. Maye6. Nix7. LawrenceNFC QB RANKINGS1. Purdy2. Hurts3. Stafford4. Williams5. Love6. Darnold7. Young
>>152782638Wasn't Raheem DC for the Rams? That unironically gives him a huge edge
>>152782679He's the Super Bowl winning DC
Giants are definitely hiring McCarthy right? Pretty bleak year for head coaching vacancies
>>152782679All that means is that he exposed the rams offense for all the other playoffs teams to see. Enjoy watching your beloved "mvp" crash and burn in the playoffs
don't even give 152782673 a (You) please
It would be nice if Maye won the MVP, but the only thing that matters are rings. Everything else is cope.
>>152782690McCarthy should go to the Titans.
does anyone have the full version where he eats the booger?
>>152782673
Does anyone have the version where he eats this bussy
>>152782708If you don't eat your own boogers, you don't know ball.
>>152782700>>152782673This guy?
>>152782709>bumping your own postThis isn't a B/S/T thread, bub.
>>152782320Me too Matt, so watch out.
>>152782700Which QB are you seething about?
AFC QB RANKINGS1. Ryback2. Edge3. Rob Van Dam4. Undertaker 5. Big Show6. Chris Masters7. Jack Swagger NFC QB RANKINGS1. Wade Barrett 2. Shawn Michaels 3. Triple H4. Rey Mysterio 5. Chris Jericho 6. Carlito7. Kane
>>152782792Unfunny. Blocked.
>>152782792where's Al Mond
I KNEW that JFFM was Ryback's bitch lol
>>152782614fair point, I meant to say former chiefs fans
More people should refer to a football season as a campaign.
>>152782603>>152782595:^) you lost
>>152782651>>152782604
>>152782818delusional retard
>>152782651what is he so fucking smug about
>>152782589>MVP is a staffy awardftfy
>>152782841aww you upset that mommy got you another mahomes jersey instead of the maye jersey you wanted?
>>152782032>floor sam darnold>12-3lol ok
Maye is obviously winning MVP
>>152782792>Rybitch's redzone EPA
>>152782638When Stafford loses to the Falcons, it's understandable because they're elite secretly elite. Especially when they're running backup Kirk Cousins.When the Patriots and Drake Maye beat them and their starting QB, they're just cake schedule shitters. Don't you understand?Stafford may have faced 6 of the same teams the Patriots did and lost to 2 of them, but it was just more impressive when Stafford played them, okay?!
Hey gang! New to football here! :P I'm really looking forward to my first NFL playoffs! *looks forward* Haha just being silly xD I only have a few questions that I was hoping my new football frens could help me out with! Thank you so much in advance. <3 ^-^1. When the ball is "hiked", is it shitted out of the fat man's asshole, or how is it being turned into a projectile?2. How common are cups? Are the vast majority of players out there rubbing dingalings? I heard my favorite bear, Jason Kelce, didn't wear a cup. Oh my god3. How come there aren't any fights like in hockey?
>>152782860oops did i type 12-313-3. those two teams would kill for that "floor"
>>152782673Love is bottom 5. All he does is throw a slow absolute shitty looking pass 30 yards to a wide open undefended receiver. The true definition of a qb system baby which hides all his shitiness under a complex bow that can make malik willis look better on the same squad.
>>152782862>>152782859
>>152782867>>152782583
I either had a very realistic dream or the Mandela Effect is real. I'll assume dream but basically in the "dream world" the losers of the AFCCG and NFCCG played each other for 3rd place and a lesser trophy. Anyone else shift timelines with me just now? I swear my Ravens played and won one of these during the 2011 season
>>152782673Actual non-troll evaluation of QB talent of the playoff teams:1. Allen2. Maye3. Herbert4. Lawrence5. Stroud6. Nix7. Rodgers(washed)1. Stafford2. Williams3. Hurts4. Purdy5. Darnold6. Love7. Young
>my RavensYou are from New Zealand.
>>152782903if this is true, this is grim news for NFL fans everywhere; only 2 good names on the list and they're both about to retire
>>152782859your qb has a passer rating of 78.82 in superbowls when erasing garbage the 3 garbage time td drives against the eagles, kek. your qb is just a retarded drone of andy reid and has to have perfect playcalling to look good.
>>152782903>1. AllenCorrect.>2. MayeDetached from reality. This is his first good season and he had one of the softest schedules in the league. And he hasn't even shown what he can do in the playoffs. Way too high>3. HerbertFine>4. LawrenceAs delusional as Maye>5. StroudGreatest rookie season of all time, deserves the benefit of the doubt of being better than everyone above but Herbert>6. NixFine>7. Rodgers (washed)Too harsh but whatever>1. StaffordDelusional>2. WilliamsLol I'll stop thereYou don't know ball whatsoever and just got obliterated. Stick to shitposting.
for me, it's the system qb known as mutthomes
>>152782426INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
>>152781553>>152781579He looks real Rodgersy on those free plays.
>>152782919bo nix has had just as easy as schedule as maye and lawrence, maybe even easier
>>152782932Bo had to play both of last year's Owl teams, what are you talking about?
>>152782932yet maye looks 2x as good. explain that.
>>152782932Right, that's why I agree he should be ranked low
>>152782919>Detached from reality. This is his first good season and he had one of the softest schedules in the league. And he hasn't even shown what he can do in the playoffs. Way too highYou said quite literally nothing about his actual play in this comment which means you are full of shit and a retard. The literal only thing you mouthbreathers can dredge up to criticize Maye is his schedule. Not one thing about arm strength because he has great arm strength. Not one thing about him being a dink and dunker because he objectively throws bombs.You do realize we can compare his level of play against other QBs who have played the same teams and see that he has blown them all out of the water, yeah? Even better than Josh Allen. You have nothing to lean on here. It doesn't matter if it's "just one year", he played better than pretty much the entire field this year.
>top 5 defense>fully healthy>andy reid calling your offense>couldn't even be above .500its so over for mahomie
>>152782932Jags haven't had an easy schedule. They have played and beaten several play-off teams.
>>152782866For me, it's that he's the Advanced Metrics candidate. Fuck advanced metrics.
>>152782932>lawrence>easily schedule this yearCrack smokin ass nigga
>>152782948I get that you're a big fan but you're overreacting to a single regular season against a very soft schedule. Put it another way, his season right now is not as good as Stroud's rookie season was, and it's the only good season Maye has had so far. There is no basis for rating him as highly as you do. Let's see what he looks like in the playoffs. I think you'll be surprised
Why hasn’t CJ Stroud been any good since his rookie season?
reminder that drake maye in college also had an insane completion percentage of 76.9% on deep shots in 2023. this translating into the nfl only makes sense. the only difference now is that he doesn't have a retarded unproven coaching staff
>>152782866Patriots would have went to overtime against the Falcons if they didn't miss an extra point
>>152782966The problem is that Stroud is black and therefore not a good QB
>>152782967He played a harder schedule and teams got film on him
>muh scheduleReminder that the 1 seed Broncos had neck and neck games with teams like the Jets and Giants all year that they barely scraped W's from at the last minute. Reminder that the rest of the "badass" teams like the Texans, Jaguars, Rams, 49ers, and any team you can think of all lost to the "dogshit cakewalk" teams that the Patriots beat. Reminder that they lost to all of these teams mid to late season and not at the beginning like you have to reach for the Raiders game in week 1 everyone loves to grasp for straws at.This obsession with schedule solely exists because this general is obsessed with discrediting the Patriots kek
>>152782968Insane he wasn't consensus number one. Draft guys really over-thought him.
Bo Nix almost lost to Oladokun lol
>>1527829584, exactly 4, in a 17 game schedulefour
>>152782988I thought Patriots fans would be grateful to be back after being shit for half a decade but they've returned to being smug asshole who think everyone in the NFL owes them fealty. I can already tell you're not going to take their playoff loss well either.
>>152782967he's scared, has a shit oline (like hebert), and seeing ghosts after he hospitalized his number 1 receiver a few years ago (Tank Dell)
Top 3 games of week 18 are Panthers/Buccs, 49ers/Seahawks and Ravens/Steelers, right? Basically by default because of playoff implications?
>>152782988this is irony, right?
>>152782974>IfWho fucking cares. If Drake Maye had completed an extra touchdown pass, the extra point wouldn't have mattered. As long as we're doing random wish fulfilment, why not go all the way? The Falcons lost because they lost. If their kicker missed, does that suddenly mean the win has an asterisk? What kind of retard argument is that?The Rams were facing a backup version of the same team and just straight up lost to them which is way worse.
>>152782988It maye make you mad, but strength of schedule does matter. You're just going to have to get over it and hope they prove something in the playoffs
Patriots fan here, the NFL owes us SB rings.
I can't help but wonder who will be Buffalo's most likely wildcard opponent...
>>152783001I've definitely felt the smugness. I hope they get humbled soon otherwise this might be a terrible owl situation.
>>152783006Yes
It's hilarious how uppity stats fags are right now. Patriots and Rams both going one and done will shut them up
Damn...
>>152783014Probably the Jags
>>152782988Which dogshit cakewalk team did the Jags lose to mid season that the Patriots beat
>>152783006Bears Lions has potential despite not much playoff implications (just 2 vs 3 seed for the Bears), Bears are looking to avenge the early blowout loss to Johnsons old team, the Lions are fucked and looking to play spoiler against a division rival. Outdoor game in the freezing cold
>>152783005His o line is good this year dumbass Stroud is just a bum
>New Zealand bandwagon opinionsDidn't ask
I can't wait for Trey Lance's legacy game
>>152783024thats the Superbowl
>>152783001How am I being a smug asshole? You're the fucking retards making dumb retard arguments about schedule and how the Patriots aren't a threat at all because of their schedule. When, in fact, they've comfortably beaten all of those teams put in front of them other than the Bills who they traded with. They beat the pants off of the Panthers, who the Rams lost to. They beat the Falcons who the Rams also lost to. And yet if we ask this general who is a bigger threat, they'll say the Rams because they "played better teams" even though they LOST to the same teams that the Patriots beat. It's illogical.YOU are being the smug asshole. Not me. I am responding to your smug assholery with reality. I'm not even saying the Patriots are untouchable. But they are absolutely being underrated and written off solely because of their schedule when they shouldn't be.I'll expect a full apology when they do, in fact, win a playoff game.
>>152783037>pls don't actually investigate the metrics>just take me at face value that texans have a good oline>literally worst in the league
>>152783049didn't read
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>>152782996That is a lot
>>152783054(7)
>>152783052>pre-season rankingsretard faggot
>>152783048The Saints? Wow, the Rams really did have a tough SoS.
>>152783029If the Bills have to go into Jacksonville in the wildcard round I honestly don't see them getting out alive, and I say this as a Bills fan. Jags would probably be Buffalo's toughest AFC opponent - next to the Texans of course.
>>152783066>>152783056
Statty Padford is rattled and shook. Watch him throw, at a minimum, 2 ints vs the Cardinals
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>>152783060>less than 25% is a lottells me all I need to know about your penis
>>152783011>It maye make you mad, but strength of schedule does matter.No, actually, it doesn't. 9 of the last 10 owl winners had a SOS under .500. The vast majority have one hovering near .400. The 1972 Dolphins had an even weaker schedule than the Patriots this year by a rather significant amount(.367).Thinking SOS matters is purely in your head. You can verify all of this stuff yourself. Teams with easier schedules win more often in the playoffs. This will be proven yet again this year when on the AFC side, the Broncos, Patriots, or Bills are highly likely to represent the AFC and they all have schedules hovering around .400. The NFC side is similar where the Rams, despite their tough schedule, are likely to fail and not make it.
>>152783049The reality is that strength of schedule matters for gauging a team's fraudulence level. Right now the Patriots are almost certainly frauds. If they're going to prove us wrong they're going to have to do it in the playoffs. And it will take more than one win, fyi
>>152782996Yes which is pretty good. They also handed KC an L when they were playing fairly well and beat the Colts twice, who otherwise might still be in playoff contention. Will be 5 when the panthers lock the NFCS this weekend anyway, not that that one is a huge deal
>>152783031Not him but they did lose to the Bengals early and went to OT against the Raiders and only won by 1 point.
>>152783084>9 of the last 10 owl winners had a SOS under .500Haven't the Chiefs been getting a first place schedule every year? Is this a real stat or something you literally made up? kek
>>152783095Fair enough point on those although I might contend that most of the game they were playing against Burrow at full power. They did choke to Browning which was shameful
>>152783088Yeah when the rams had a piss easy schedule back in 99 they were blowing teams out. pats, not so much outside of the division 3 jets
>all the QBs with low passing numbers bad>all the QBs with high passing numbers goodYup its another shit for brains cazzie take from a mutt
bryce young > cgay stroud. I say this as a Texans fan
>>152783088>The reality is that strength of schedule matters for gauging a team's fraudulence level.No, it doesn't. The Patriots, Broncos, and Bills all have easy schedules and there's like a 90% chance at one of those teams wins the AFC. The Bills have a very similar SOS, lost to teams the Patriots beat, lost directly to the Patriots, lost the division to the Patriots, and yet people still consider them the better team in here.
>>152783097The Chiefs are the only team in the last 10 years to have a SOS over .500, and only for one year. Feel free to check it yourself if you don't believe it.
>>152783118The Bills won the most recent matchup after the Pats memed to a 21-0 lead, because the Pats are baby soft schedulebabby team that can only give a punch but not receive it. As soon as they do they collapse. Enjoy the playoffs
who set off the sperg?
I can't help but wonder why Josh Allen is REALLYGOOD on some days, and REALLY REALLY BAD on others. And not in a "just like my islanders" kind of way but like "holy fuck what in the literal ever loving shit is going on" type of way. Is it advanced scientific experimenting or is he just trying a little too hard to pretend to be retarded? He's my QB so I ask this out of love, honestly.
>>152783111Mahomes has bad stats this year so it's true. Even the goat (Brady) had shit stats most of his career but the one year mahomes gets trucked by injury and bad coaching they miss the offs. At least he didn't take a snap while being eliminated. Him and Brady are a lot alike.
>>152783106Not as many blowouts as the 99 Rams, but still quite a few. 5.
>>152783152trve. both overrated
damn, we all forgot what juggarnauts the falcons and raiders were this year
>>152783149He lost to: a falcons team on roids that also almost beat the patriots and beat the rams.a texans team from hellA mid eagles team but tbf they really lost when their jihadist coach didn't go for OT.A patriots team where he threw two picks and it was still a 3 point game.Allen isn't bad. The competition is actually playing their asses off to be better against him
>>152783149He’s imbalanced because he was initially a shit QB who worked really hard to fix his throwing motion and up his game, so if he’s not absolutely tapped in he can revert to his former floor which is lower than other elite QBs
My Saints will make the playoffs next season
Next year, the league is under Shough's watch
Stafford will get three more rings before walking off into the sunset.
>>152783137I will. I expect them to win in round 1. If they lose in the divisional, that's about par for what I expected. Anything beyond that this year when the team was expected to have 3-6 wins is just gravy.I'm going to enjoy them winning a few playoff games and spamming >muh schedule in the gamethreads the entire time.
sam darnold has more yards than box nix, a better completion percentage than stafford, a better QBR than caleb williams, a better passer rating that jalen hurts and more TDs than josh allen, jalent hurts, bo nix and caleb williamscan you explain this?
>>152783197He was really good at the start of the season and has fallen off
>>152783171Don't forget the Dolphins! That one was a shocker!>>152783174...Yes. That does seem to be an accurate take.
>>152783197All of those are mid except for Allen, and Allen has more total TDs by a lot
>>152783195Now you’re “just happy to be here” wholesome chungus posting. I accept your concession and agree that the Pats are frauds and not contenders.
>>152783197He has JSN
>>152783183Fough and Sough
>>152783197also completion percentage is a meme stat
>>152783197look at the last name of his Offensive Coordinator
>>152783180>>152783183I agree. Shough is definitely "THE guy" for the Saints. Could be the next Drew Brees, honestly.
>>152783209Not what I said, retard. They're going to win a playoff game. You are going to be wrong and a retard and have to apologize while I spam "MUH SCHEDULE" in your face. They will be contenders the rest of the playoffs but I also won't be devastated if they don't make it past the divisional. Can nearly guarantee my team makes it further than whatever your faggot team is that probably isn't even in the playoffs.
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>>152783195>missing playoffs the next 3 years>gets a new head coach and QBwhoops
>>152783223>next drew brees>9 game sample size to be compared to a top 10 QB all time
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>>152782306Dante was the man. I always name a character in games that let you name people Culpepper in his honor.
>>152779401McVay learned from his Super Bowl loss while Shanahan just repeated his mistakes.
>>152779655Only if you're the QB
>>152781149Kek dude looks like he's living in the 1970s
