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: Mark Scheifele is holding his head high after being passed over by Team Canada -- 'I don't know what else I could have done'

bud won

first for mitch

Looking at both rosters Team USA would be the favorites to win it all if everyone stays healthy. We got a complete team and passing over guys like Caufield, Hutson and Robertson shows how deep the team is

you WILL watch the winter classic. you WILL buy the winter classic jerseys.

when youre one of the captains on the last place team in the league how do you pitch yourself to represent your nation?
>please just le t me blend in on the ,4th line for 3 minutes a game i really need a win i really need a medal
kind of pathetic really

My only concern with the wider rink is keeping up with MacKinnon. Guy is a speed demon in the open

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...why are we throwing Brock Nelson and Vincent Trochek to the olympics over Robertson, DeBrincat and Zegras?

>>152782658
They did him a favor honestly. You don't want to be in the history books on the Canadian team that lost to the US and caused a national meltdown

>>152782665
They need toughness like that the Tkachuk brothers bring. We got enough scoring. Canada will fold when things get physical like we saw in the all star game

>>152782682
this is the olympics, not the NHL. bring in scorers

>>152782665
to play defense retard

>>152782666
does he think it's going to be an NHL style tournament?

you have to admit, trocheck is better than robertson

>>152782689
>Brock Nelson
>For defense
this is not 2020.

>>152782695
good ol yinzer boy

>>152782627
He could've demanded a trade to Tampa Bay. He's having a better season than all the Lightning forwards that is on the Canada roster.

>>152782695
Retard

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o wow it's over. this team wont even be top 4. where the fuck is ekholm?

>>152782715
not one single dime drawn among this roster

>>152782722
that doesn't make any sense, foh with your sunbelt nonsense

>>152782715
I like this roster but the US and Canada are on another level

>>152782732
got a concussion shoveling on Wednesday :)

>>152782715
>forwards
>backwards
joke nation

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i seen all the ice melt away when spring comes, and it's just a lil over 0 degrees then
how the heck ice gonna stay frozen in tropical florida climate?
i think a gary magic spell

>>152782748
how bad is it? hopefully you're back for the playoffs

>>152782766
neck hurts worse than anything desu

>>152782644
based spinmeister

If you get a concussion shoveling snow, you deserve to be mocked as a man and you're a fucking pussy

>>152782759
Surely you heard of indoor ice rinks before

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Holy manlets

>>152782692
I think for a short tournament, wanting a fourth line to just chip pucks out for ten minutes and maybe take some PK shifts is an acceptable viewpoint even if it might be wrong

>>152782775
I was wearing slippers instead of boots
got too cocky

>>152782793
Sad

>>152782775
i slipped last year. did a proper flat-back bump with a chin tuck just like my heroes on smackdown

remember when they left phil off the team and then couldn't score?

>>152782797
should still be athletic enough to brace your fall, imagine spending a decade on /asp/ and not being able to tuck your chin

>>152782807
BASED CHIN TUCKER

>>152782811
it was new years Eve I was fucking blasted

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pink pony club

>>152782821
kek pass given

>>152782824
Pink numale club

>>152782824
holy kek

gonna keep on dancing at the good goyim club

you will live to see marchand join the triple gold club

>>152782858
Nah

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>>152782824
?

>>152782872
He can check when he wants to. Problem is that he only wants to once or twice per season.

What's wrong with just being racist and not wanting no chink in your team?

>>152782877
this isnt even AI, this is just how the rags look normally

>>152782872
>marner and kneelander babby

dont post ai slop here faggot

>>152782887
jlmi

my favorite thing about bud is that he won

>>152782916
Agreed. /hoc/ has very high standards for OC

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Sunbelt and Gary bros....

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>>152782947

>>152782916
>>152782947
Don't worry. You'll find new jobs sooner or later.

Observations from the Canada-Finland World Juniors highlights:

1. Parekh is the best player on Team Canada.

2. Tij Iginla looks great.

3. Misa had a costly giveaway, as did Verhoeff.

4. The 'alley-oop' flip pass is the new dump & chase.

>>152782824
>One trick pony
His one trick is scoring a shitload of goals, that's a pretty fucking useful trick against a team with Crosby, McDavid, and MacKinnon on it you fucking dunce, fuck you Bill you are a fucking retard.

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>>152783044
stallions

I’m rooting for Finland. Bring it home for Barkov boys!

>>152782759
Don’t underestimate Gary’s power, ojvind

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>>152783034
I appreciate the recap, some of us can't stay up that late

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>>152783044

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>Canada wins
>MY 'ack 'brini gets a gold
>USA wins
>MY 'nited 'taties get a gold
>Neither win
>At least Canada didn't get gold
Yeah, I'm thinkin' this is going to be a relatively stress free 'lympics.

>brad tredying

>>152783107
gimmick of the year 25
already got momentum for 26

It pains me to say it, but if the Sabres and Aves decided to play a random ass, impromtu pick-up game, and not in strict alignment with Gary's scheduling and tom-foolery, the Aves would very like smash the Sabres to smithereens.

Apparently Hispandinavian is a thing in America

https://youtu.be/JFthZW8grhA?si=WlRk2S1cgvV1ftnT

JT Miller is bringing his pumpkin patch curse to team USA. He should be blamed if USA doesnt get gold

>>152783133
Yeah

>>152783133
I'll make sure to harass him and his family in the produce section of a supermarket when it inevitably happens.

>>152783132
sounded like my local pizza guy the first seconds there

Alright /hoc/ poll time
what is the absolute best pizza (you) have ever had?

>>152783109
You wanted Berggren too, huh?

>>152783166
meat lover from the local
absolutely divine

>>152783166
Either my local Otto’s or that time my company ordered pizza

where is everyone do you queers have jobs or smtn

im listening to obscure texas hip-hop and drinking beer

>>152783166
Forgot to add my own two cents. For me I'd say it's a tossup among Zeeks (local), Pagliacci's (also local), or, unironically...7-eleven. Honorable mention to Crosby's too (not local).

>>152782975
>picture of not-calgary
why?

>>152783274
I can't imagine having a job in 2026. Holy shit does that sound like a nightmare.

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>>152783274
Yup. My vacation ended yesterday :(

>>152783274
Watching the demark v Germany showdown instead of posting in Gary's schizo daycare

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>>152783274
I'm an adult in education I have a test Jan 28

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>>152783166
Pep with ricotta and hot honey drizzle

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>>152783166
fugazetta in buenos aires was pretty good, maybe you can find it in like new york or miami. But not much to recommend from argentina's culinary tradition besides that, asados and fernet con coca.

>>152783355
I...can't say I've ever tried any pizza with ricotta and/or honey drizzle. Seems...interesting.

>>152783355
the crispy roni is over with me

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hickory dickory /hoc/

>>152783402
It's a specialty pizza from a local spot. They do their pizza Detroit style and it's a real treat

>>152783461
I would absolutely try it.

>>152783448
you lost to bud

>>152783461
>pizza Detroit style
so it has good structure, but doesnt hold up in april

I got sick on New Year's Eve and can't even use my time off for fun stuff, just laying in bed with medicine and shitposting.

Hope the Kraken beat the Canucks tonight.

Knights v Blues coming up.
Shit teams thus shit game.

>>152782824
Hockey coaching is just full of douchebags

>>152783584
put on your big boy panties

>>152783584
just like canada

>Arshdeep Bains

>>152783543
Hope you feel better soon /krak/fren

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snubbed

Can that Robertson guy play for China or whatever?

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Haha his name is Bussi xddddd

>>152783662
He can either go for Team Scotland or Team Philippines. He's not chinese.

>>152783719
he looks chinese?

scottish + filipino = chinese

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benis :DDD

chinakhov is chinese too

SAY HIS NAME
AND HE APPEARS
I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

>>152783746
well duh look at his last name. It's right there.

The Laotian community would like people to give a try to identify other Asians as non-chinese or non-japanese.

Robertson isn't a puck possession player. If you got scoring on the wing, he's extraneous. Plus he's chink.

>>152783815
i hope he can play for his home country of china

>>152783845
Cliff Pu can't because he's in prison

Just learned about jamacian chinese truly the most cursed race in gary and the tribe's lab

>>152783815
Harley is shit, too.

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this doesnt look very impressive

This roster is fucking ass I hope the leafs skull fuck us, fuck the Mexican, fuck the tkachuk brothers, fuck these old fuckers that have been passed by time.
>muh tight checking game
Awful shit man

Shut the fuck up Dylan

>>152784077
now that's a good post

>>152784042
Dont you want Eichal to have a good last Olympics ?

>>152783543
Go to rehab, heroin fiend.

The leaves depend on Crosby to save them, and when his career ends this month, they will collapse. So it is written, so it is done.

>>152783815
source?

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>>152783896
Josh Ho-Sang forgot to set his alarm clock

>>152784023
Grim

>>152784185
>you'll be in trouble in 4 years
High quality cope

>>152784185
the torch was successfully passed downed in the 4 naysh when marner and mcgamewinner scored thoughbeit

>>152784258
False torch.
The torch is really going to be passed when Celebrini scores the OT Golden Goal against Sweden off a pass from Crosby, where he then instantly turns to ash and pure light and his soul is guided to the heavens by the spirits of Howe and Orr.

>>152784185
The leaves will cope, but they know this is truth.

I've got kitty pryde
and nightcrawler too

>>152784311
im nightcrawler from the movie nightcrawler

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It's Blues hockey baby

>>152784087
Not in the slightest
My favorite game to play when I’m watching Vegas in the playoffs is “where is Jack Eichel”


I’m so sick of this american generation, can’t wait until we get some new blood.

>>152784321
based Jake G

The torch will be passed to the rioters burning down canacuck after they collapse.

>>152784023
No Jason Robertson?!? That’s hard to understand.
But wow, their goaltending is stacked

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He’s literally the perfect embodiment of the current American crop. There’s something deeply fucked up and wrong with him, you can tell just by looking at him. Brady Tkachuk looks like a full grown toddler, fucking disgusting freak