The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues on Friday at London's iconic Alexandra Palace with the semi-finals.Reigning champion Luke Littler will face 2021 Players Championship Finals finalist Ryan Searle, appearing in his first World semi-final, in the evening's opener, before two-time World Youth champion Gian van Veen, also appearing in a maiden World semi-final, and two-time World champion Gary Anderson lock horns in the night’s finale.Coverage starts at 7:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1). All matches in the Semi-Finals are the first to 6 sets, with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Tonight's matches (7:30pm start)(1) Luke Littler v (20) Ryan Searle(10) Gian van Veen v (14) Gary Anderson>Day 18 round-uphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2026/01/01/imperious-van-veen-stuns-humphries-storm-ally-pally-semi-finals
imagine this>Littler 1 dart off the 9 darter >throws the last dart shit on purpose *turns around*>im not bothered m8*flips off the mong pit*
Second for the Holy Trinity
>>152783190I love women
>>152783218same bro
>finally geting over my super flu thing >just in time for toil mondayfuck OFF
>>152783190Never seen a trio of women with such terrible dress sense
>>152783236>super fluIts just a cold you fanny
>>152783248rude and uncalled for
>(10) Gian van Veen v (14) Gary AndersonMan, that's tough, can't they both win? By the way: What a luxury to have a WC semi where you want both players to advance. But, I have to say, as much as I love Gando: I think it's the year of the Chud, and I like to believe the script for this year is the end of the darting dark ages: After Clown World, Ice Age, Clown World 2, Flubber and Littlerwinslol, the Rise of the Chud will mark the dawn of a new era, where the forces will be balanced again.
(1) v (20) (10) v (14) disappointing
>>152783328How
Searle bros how we feeling?
Threadly post your walk-onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC3LBl9Efo4
this time of year always sucks a bit for me but /180/ and the darts always sees me through. god bless you lads. LUKE V CHUD FINAL PLS
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousArB5lbIc
>>152783349perhaps only finnbro will know this onehttps://youtu.be/dlotLukHLVQ?si=v9I1yvZ7GbE4oyQA
BILLIONS MUST THROW
>>152783344unbothered, bald head moisturized.
>>1527833494x lushhttps://youtu.be/rN7LsTPAHkQ
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXKiYN6SEfQsomething like this maybe? Something I like and every Brit knows.
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGTT7YhywA
n-n-n-no more bookies for me my lads no more bookies for me my lads x
>>152783349https://youtu.be/7uhWJATdXMA
>>152783406>dutch music
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfqguL88tA
>>152783103>LittlerWinsLOL>>152783292>this year is the end of the darting dark agesI'd love for (You) to be right, Germanbro.
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvkHa7s1yGc
>>152783344Searle harbour incoming
>>152783349https://youtu.be/ygI-2F8ApUM?si=qZET_YbM3bMZxeSX
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqovGKdgAXY
>>152783426Which player do you think has the worst bo? Not including gando's underwear.
https://youtu.be/BDlaZYN7p1M?si=2FjxhIl28ad8hgdH
>>152783477fucking lol
>>152783426kanker op kankermongool
MVG has fallen. Billions must throw.
>>152783349They don't understand the things I say on Twitterhttps://youtu.be/aRwmr3JbwfU
>>152783103>luke hitler
>>152783484>tokkie triggered by someone not liking his tokkie garbage
>>152783349https://youtu.be/a8MZBUoQt68?si=exVi9aiWP5XZhIBh
>>152783492it's german you complete retard
>>152783349https://youtu.be/JYIaWeVL1JM?si=J42lc9Cd-W_iLeZr
>>152783477BILLIONS MUST THROW
>>152783426
>>152783499german, pseudo german, whats the difference
>>152783499https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Farrellcomplete retard. He literally lived in the same building as me.
>>152783513you're german too
>>152783349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>152783103The MVG era was so much better than the pudgy little sack of shit era.
>>152783292Hype yourself for disappointment then
>>152783518you really are just a completely ignorant foolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Farian
>>152783518>Coincidentally, he died 94 years to the day and in the same city as Grigori Rasputin, the subject of one of his group's most iconic songs and whom he had dressed as in some live performancesSpooky
>>152783520anglo saxons and our language come from agartha actually
a new era of chud is among us
Chuds getting PEGGED tonight
>>152783477van veen should change his walk-in to that for the finals
what do you want as your final footballdartsmas gifts?
>it's going to be a shittler/chud finalsad times
>>152783535>our language come from agartha actually
I think 4chan and gookmoot should honour the 2026 PDC WC by adding a darts themed captcha
>OHHHHH GARY GARY>GARY GARY GARY GARY ANDERSON
>>152783559the pdc doesn't have any honour so should never be honoured in any way whatsoever
>>152783535>agarthaChristie?
* * * SEARLE HAS THE DARTS FOR SEMI-FINAL ONE * * *IT'S OVER FOR SHITTLER
Do you think mvg will drop out of the prem
>>152783103These are your heroes?
Why is there a troon playing against littler
I have been farting non-stop all day and it fucking reeks. Feel like it’s a sign that this year is Gary’s year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFZ3Ql10qo
how can searle even play tonight when he can't see the board it doesnt make sense
>>152783572Searle sisters?
that rspca advert made me sadhow can people be cruel to cats and dogs and that
>>152783572
>>152783593Cats and dogs are evil tools of distraction to keep millenials from having kids
>>152783190Marry Abigail, fuck Emma, kill Anna
Ryan Searle has been helping support the Cure ADOA Foundation from the Netherlands during this event.Searle has been playing with a rare eye condition Autosomal Dominant Optic Atrophy (ADOA) which sometimes stops him from seeing where his darts land, but it has not stopped him from becoming one of the current top players in the world.Dutch broadcaster Viaplay NL have promoted it and over €15,000 has been donated so far and its being promoted too on Viaplay across Scandinavia.Today for the semi-finals to raise awareness, Paddy Power are changing the 180 cards and some on-stage signage to blurry, as would be seen by sufferers. They are also matching the €15,000 donation too.
Evening Chudbros
>>152783613why doesn't he just wear glasses
Ryan "Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader" Searle
Really hope the Chud wins desu.
they look so autistic in the front on walk camera shot
>>152783613So Sky Sports excuse when the scoreboard eventually breaks down again is that "now the viewers are seeing the same as Searle does"
>>152783601of course the latest technology of cats and dogs
Will Littler meltdown tonight?
Serlebros, this is our night (and tomorrow when he wins the title as well)
Searle is going to send tubby packing
who's the most 4chanian darter
Legs
>>152783629HE CANT IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT
>>152783640If the Chud wins in straight sets against Littler in the final I'll be the happyest man on earth
>>152783629according to my ai chat bot of choice glasses dont help for it
is she not wearing anything under that coat?
>>152783658The troon and the chud obviously
>It's an Emma's dressed sort of okay episode
Hate that they've tried to dress up the commentators more casually. Bring back John Part in an ill-fitting dress shirt.
>>152783664>>152783670>a special it's always blurreh diseaseworks for me!
>>152783652>Serle
John Part looked disgusting - nipples protruding - in his Matalan cardiganWhat the fuck is up with Mardell. I know his missus died but he looks like a bum
omg the muscle on emma's leg in tights
>Imagine DragonsSome divorced dad core to get us in the mood for the Anderson match
>>152783671Lace lingerie
>>152783686>coatwoke nonsense
>>152783694Imagine those wrapped around your neck
>ONE HUUUUUUNDRED AND EIGHTYReally?
>>152783724literally me
Fellow 23 yr old chuds, it might just be our year
Making an effort for the semi final
>>152783686Today Mardle and Part look like the kind of guys who get to car boots at 7am to ask "got any Lego? any old video games?" hoping to rip pensioners off who have no idea about resale values
>>152783724This is how I see the board after 8 pints
>>152783613I usually cant tell either but its just because I'm a blind cunt
>>152783741lol
>>152783739They look like shit
for me it's der riese
>>152783758Class is a thing of the past in England.
Most obvious Searle 89 average night
>>152783761
>>152783741I do that but with Warhammer and sci-fi toys lol
please win chud :D
Tonight what we need to see from Ryan is some attacking darts right from the start. He cannot afford to let Littler begin to throw defensive darts and coast to the victory.
>>152783680S O V L
>>152783768Can't wait for him to start blobbing from dart 1.
somebody cap those drawings just shown on Sport1
gando v searle final oh yes
>>152783768I'm betting a 94. He won't throw at many doubles to knock it down.
>>152783782i think he needs to hit the treble 20 and the treble 19 and also i would add that he needs to hit doubles but theyre easier to hit than trebles so that should be ok
Gando is 4-1 up H2H against chud.
>>152783741is it even that bad? theyre there to sell it, would probably end up in the tip if it doesnt sell
littler 6-0 searlechud 6-4 gando
>>152783797who wins the first semi probably dictates who I want to win the second semi, Littler will pocket Gando in the final if they meet
>>152783807Chud can't handle the chemical warfare
>>152783782i think the oppositefull on catenaccio dartswin each set 3-2, lose the rest 3-0, then finally attack and win the final set 3-1
searle jobbing to be commencing shortly
>>152783794show the others
When Littler wins the £ gap between him and 2nd place will be basically the same as the gap between 2nd and a pub player.
where's wolfie
>>152783784This is PDC heritage, probably talking about the upcoming Barney vs. Pheel matchup coming up in three weeks time in the Premier League
>tranny walkup music is "finished with my woman"
A bit disrespectful for commentary to just stand in front of the crowd on the mics and say “nah Serle is going to job hard, he doesn’t have a chance”, innit?Like, at least pretend the first match will be competitive on a two match card
Rooting for SearleBut how raped is he about to be?
booooo
lmao
>that haircutlooking more Hitler-y by the day
>>152783824I agree. If you make your opponent battle and win your defending sets 3-2 and lose your attacking sets 3-0 you will eventually win the energy management game and win the deciding set.
please boo kebaby boy out of the building
I miss mvg kino
chad walking out kissing random girls
OMG ANGRY GINGE!
>>152783865he should have fingerblasted her fanny and sniffed it all game
the ginger cheerleader is still gone and now there is a black oneits like a disney remake
better keep this fucking booing up while he’s playing
>>1527838515-2 for littler
i want searle to win but i know hes just going to get nuked
>>152783879a man of culture
>>152783843part and mardle were active players in 2006 frienddisrespectful
What are we eating tonight, lads?
why does even darts have hiphopmust everything be niggerified
Anyone got a cheeky streamlink? mine died.
does this guy actually like metalwhats his taste
Why has Littler only played the type of jobbers who are 'just happy to be here playing darts putting food on the plate'None of them are winners
Littler didnt even exist when Searle was 18. Mad innit
good lad sky cameraman getting a close up of the bunda
is over
>>152783897My wife
>>152783892and then 5-6 to searle y/y
Ryan Searle looks like when you photoshop different hair onto someone you know and it doesn't look quite right, except it's his real hair. I don't get it at all
>>152783906Kebab's
>>152783906Unironically it's just a gimmick, he said his favourite metal band is Linkin Park
>>152783899leftover crepes with peanut butter and chocolate
>>152783906His favourite bands are Papa Roach and System of a Down
>>152783910to be fair, if the highest seed had advanced every time he'd be playing bunting right now who he already raped in last years semi-final
>>152783899Air fried chicken wings whilst I make ramen
GWAN RYAN!
>>152783931same as me at 13
>>152783906he listens to blind guardian
>>152783921Should shave it off
Camon goatler send this late 30s fluke back to the barbers
Hope Searle wins so he can buy some bionic eyes.
IS THIS A LIBRARY
>>152783344>>152783944>44hamilkek already is a bald fuck but searle should not shave anything offshould get it longer all fordham-like
BORING BORING GENERALSBORING BORING GENERALS
Searle! surge
can’t wait to see littler bald in the future
Total zoomer death is already on the menu
>>152783949hopefully they find a cure someday
You literally just KNOW (based Max)>>152783787>>152783794Top kek>>152783843We have to go back...
>a tranny>a chud>a 30 year old 18 year old>and gary andersonwhat a lineup
Death to all but metal
>>152783947>counting any titles from the wc 2006 and beforepdc records cannot be taken seriously
TAKE IN THE SHEETS
>>152783944he should grow a beard to be honest
>>152783962if you are looking at that and giggling and filming, you deserve to end up like yesterday's kebab.
Why are the Paddy Power logos blurry, is it for Searle
>>152783962saw this earliermental how they all just stood there not realising it was serious and 50 died
>>152783981pay attention >>152783613
>>152783947>triple crownlol
>>152783962How can anyone be this retarded
why didn't you tell me that english guys are so handsome? damn, those two look like such chads
>mongs already back to cheering Lardler
B A S E DS E A R L EIT'S HAPPENING!
ITS HAPPENING
searlebros the plan is working >>152783824
SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL SEARL
>>152783962this camera panning+flames look like AI to me
it's over for shitler
IT'S NOT A WHITEWASH!
>>152783962Searle is the last of a dying breed of fat millenials nearing 40 making runs into the final rounds. Chuds, deanos and zoomlets will inherit the oche.
Are you:>yayaor>kolo/sp/?
>>152783947>triple crown>premier league>mfw
CAAAHHMAAAAANNN SSSEEAAARRLLLEEE
pearl hitting more treble 1 and 5s then base 20s xD
GOOD DARTING SEARLES
Littler is just managing energy. He didn't even have the throw that set.
have that you fucking fat cunt
>>152784011But what about fat gen-xers making runs into final rounds like Gando?
>>152784025he's actually rattled by missing DB, then D20, D10, D5 for a break
really want to see searle do well
>>152783962The fireball advert came up when i clicked on this
gogbros it’s on
>>152784011Why all the zoomers have at least 5 diopters?
>>152784031Corrrrr
i like british commercialsbut i guess it's just cause they're a novelty to me
>>152783906“Heavy Metal” relates more to him using the heaviest darts available.
>>152784031that ass looks a bit too hard for me, i prefer them softer
that Nuremberg movie looks so woke
>the dyers caravan parkGuest starring Phil?
was confronted with the g*spring.de advert againgodverdomme
>>152784031Fuck
>>152784047Thumbnail looks like he's abseiling down the board with big black trousers
>>152784062Is that the Bahrain Darts Masters?
Chud bros... 2026 is our year
>>152784050American adverts always seemed particularly obnoxious to me. I've not spent any extended time there in the last 15 years or so, but I can't imagine it has improved much.
Crowd dead
>>152784016Now that I saw that Pheel isn't record winner, I had a sudden change of mind: It's the ONLY relevant title in darts.
>>152783966What surprised me was that Max is much younger than he looks, I really thought he was in his late 40's with this sad hairline
>>152784080DWP caught several PIP recipients dancing on camera and now they all have reassessments to prepare for
gonna need the crowd to astroturf and start booing littler to get him off his game
>>152784047
>>152784076you dont like watching medication commercials?
>>152784101he doesn't care though, he even made sure to tell you how much he doesn't care
where 180s
>>152784100Here's one
Bizzare leg from da nuke
>>152784101No it’s really really fun and entertaining watching the same obese kid steamroll everyone!
>>152784103>pov of a child getting fussed over on his birthday by his dad and uncle while the sad clown in the background wonders when he'll get paid
>>152784116It's 140s all the way down
>>152784110I like the way they talk about the medicine like it’s a miracle elixir that will cure all problems, then very quickly list the 50 ways it might kill you.
WHAT IS THIS THE SUPERBOWL WHY IS THERE AN AD BREAK AFTER EVERY SET
6-1
searle bottled that
>Littler has random YouTube influencers as his entourage He really has gone full heel
>>152784130My favourite one was this medicine to treat headaches, and the side effects included nausea, headaches, migraines and dizziness kek
>>152784130>Speak to your doctor if you start urinating live bees or having thoughts about becoming a professional darts player
>>152784050I HOPE YOU LIKE GAMBLING
>>152784119This but unironically
half time slag time 2.0
Finished with my leg 'causeit couldn't help me with my setPeople think I'm jobbing becauseI am bottling all the time
I can't think how anyone can actually like Littler. There's nothing likeable about him. He looks obnoxious and acts obnoxious. Just an all round shit person.
>>152784144God I love tiddies so fucking much bros
>>152784119yeah it is really funny though darts is a comedy sport in everyones mind and the fact that a 16 year old came in and raped all these other fat 40 year old pintmen is hilarious and i hope he does it forevera bonus would be that cunt phil taylor getting his records beaten
>>152784144please at least post some that don't look like they are 100% plastic
Wish we had Cadby still in the PDC
>>152784147Unironically because he makes people seethe and specifically other fat losers
>>152784147Good at darts init
>>152784144>plastic titsI am vomit
>>152784130>>152784140lmao yeah, classic.
>>152784146based Ozzy enjoyer.
>>152784147if he becomes a full on cunt now i'll probably start liking him more because at least it's funny
>>152784147If he started being shit they'd turn on him
The commentary are already thinking its over lol
>>152784147The likeability came from his youth
>>152784147He is quite round.
Littler throwing his first 180 when the mong pit was singing Searles name, embrace the heel arc
>>152784156How is it hilarious though? Genuinely, because I see so many people acting like littler winning is so much more impressive than anyone else winning. It’s darts, stick a dart board up in your room and throw that’s all you need to do. It’s not like a 17 year old nobody boxer has come out of nowhere and beat the current world champion, that would be impressive
>>152784206Lol
>Searle looking good so fari want to believe
>15
>>152784232You ruined it.
>>152784232KEK
Shaping up to be a good match desu
He's jobbing
>>152784232you jinxed it
>180 to get to 2>wasted attacking darts as a feint to not look too defensiveperfect play by searle
Useless long haired dweeb
fuck off Ryan
>>152784232>immediately has his worst throw of the whole tournament when it matters mostLittler has plotted armour at this point
>>152784147I don't think he comes across that badly generally. Nothing special either, but a rich teenager could be a much bigger tool than he seems to be.
>>152784238Kek same (i fucked up the captcha on phone so i posted it late) >>152784240
>15Bravo, Searle.>>152784196Because it was already over before it even started.
5 1 17Rip pearl
blinde kankerlijer
Proper bottlejob that one
es ist vorbei
boooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Hey, ahem, Ryan, lad. You did well so far, good job, but how about you go a little easy on the kid tonight, will you? You know, we need him in the final, nothing personal, business reasons. Look at all those kids in Littler jerseys, can't disappoint our paying customers. You understand that, right? Don't worry, in return we will promote your impotence charity.... or eyesight, whatever, and we'll route an extra 100k cash in your direction. There might also be a PL spot in store for you.
do you people do the math in your head as they're playing or just wait til the scoreboard updatesi don't get how it's all mental math-ed so fast, by the players and the announcer guyi guess it's just repetition end of the day
Still relevant
>>152784147Lmao imagine being this bothered. I’m not bothered personally.
Sick of jobbers
It's over
It's ogre.
How blind is Searl?
Anyone else here /not bothered/
>>152784269>i guess it's just repetition end of the dayyou just gave the answer so you do know!
>9
Well, at least we felt like he could win for a set and a half.That counts, right?
is the scorer with the mic closer to a mathematician or an opera singer?
>>152784269Alri Leonard
>15>9how low can he go?
>>152784269When you’ve played and watched enough darts it’s not even about counting anymore. You just know automatically what scores they’ll have left and what they need to check out.
Yeah fuck off this is done.
get off the stage you hippie fraud
This is the most egregious case of turning on the magnets that I have ever witnessed.
>the last 3 legs from searle
>>152784278he has the same condition my grandpa used to have. His eyesight is bad and only getting worse without any possible cure. It's pretty rare which is why we don't know how to fix it yet. Searle is fairly young though, at that age my grandpa was wearing glasses but was able to drive and such.
>>152784269They mostly memorise patterns, in the last leg, Searle fucked up and hit 7 instead of (triple 13, I think) and you could see him ask the officials how many he had left.
I don't get what has happened to sports. Seems like the abilities of top players has declined massively over the past decade or so no matter which sport you look at.
a guy like searle now being the number 8 in the world shows just how skewed the prize money is in favor of the worlds
>Littler has to beat a blind man as his biggest threat to reach the final >all of Littler’s biggest threats were on the other side of the bracket knocking each other outRigged as shit
stand up if you love to fart
its all on chud now CMON CHUDSTER
>>152784318he just beat world number 5, 5-1
sorry lads, the kid's really good.he reminds me of Sampras in tennis: he would always win the most important points and take advantage of his opponent's glitches, clutch as fuck.but this guy is a teenager, brutal.
Blindbros...
>>152784334who is jonny clayton?
>>152784304Wezzzzz would wipe the floor woth those jobbers.
>everything after Set 1Fucking jobbing cunt.
it do be over innit
Well that was fun while it lasted.Let's go Gando Van Jeans
>>152784313We've lost all the flair players from sports. The showmen who sacrificed substance over style and swagger.
>>152784325Littler will play 55yo Gary in the final, a guy that's only a part time player
>all the highlight shots are of the “celebrities” in the crowdAh, so this is where the F1 production team goes during the winter break.
>>152784313Except this tournament has actually been quite good quality
what's chud in dutch
>>152784336settle down ok
>>152784325>Rigged as shitHearnsports? No, never!>>152784270>pdcjobbercentre2019.pngI lel errytime
>dominates your sports for the next 30 yearslmao
thinking of just putting this on in the background until chud vs gando, i could throw some darts myself then. did get my first 180 a couple days ago.
>>152784361you want more guys like bunting?
>>152784303
>>152784337Has he lost his mind?Can he see or is he blind?Can he walk at allOr if he moves, will he fall?Is he alive or dead?Has he thoughts within his head?We′ll just pass him thereWhy should we even care?
GIVE SEARLE YOUR ENERGY TO BEAT THE FAT LITTLE CUNT>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Gando puts on a powerhouse display be beat Van Meen>Jobs out to Littler tomorrow
>>152784380>STOP BREAKING KAYFABE GODDAMN
>>152784336It’s fucking darts you faggot stop glazing this obese cunt
>>152784378>you want more guys like bunting?We want more guys who'd put jobbers like Bunting on their place
>>152784380The PDC does control the AI, too? Damn!
>>152784364>celebritiesi don't know who any of those people are
What is Chud listening to on his airpoids?I'm thinking Agartha remixes on YouTube, maybe a cheeky Joe Rogan episode
>>152784325Umm wasnt searle/ratajski going to continue his great form and upset littler? What happened?You probably said the same last year. "My champion buntman will do it"Maybe Littler just puts pressure on opponents
Johnny Clayton was an officer in the Army? I didn’t know that
>>152784408NOW THAT IS AN ASS
>>152784380>thinking Barry hasn’t paid off big AI to cover for him
>/sp/ not realising darts is a game of back and forth and that Searle will claw it back to 3-3
>>152784409Johnny Rebel and sissy CEI
>>152784364
>>152784409monkey news compilation
>>152784398Simmer down you seething faggot.
>>152784409>https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_DpT_wksQA
Time to switch off, I'm not interested in seeing Littler win or how Gary destroys the Dutch kid with down syndrome
>>152784409Pink Pony Club on repeat.
>>152784419i understood but still it's not according to the optimal energy management plan
>>152784366"Tokkie" is probably the closest if your definition is:> Chud is a generalized term of disparagement used somewhat synonymously with fool, troll, and jerk, to suggest that someone (usually a man) is rude/boorish/regressive/unintelligent/etc. In online political discourse, chud is often used specifically as a left-wing insult for someone (again, usually a man) on the far right.
>>152784408Would let her smother me to death with that brapper desu
Can't wait for the Little V Chud finalGonna be immense.
wat
>>152784437completely wrong friend>posting a searched-for definitionjfc
>>152784364is F1 really like that? always assumed so but thought "maybe there is some real reason people like F1 other than being autistic"
>>152784428I’m the faggot? You worshipping some obese 18 year old because he threw the dart better than the other man fuck off
You can tell its /180/ tourist season when they think magnets are a meme
it's so over
Right enough of this. I'll be back when Gando is on.
>littler misses single 3Even I can do that
>>152784270
>>152784448Something a tokkie would say
>>152784453You're the faggot because you're having a little hissy fit about someone being enthusiastic about darts in /180/.
>>152784449After Netflix's Drive to Survive started, it's mostly just teenage girls fangirling about who they think is the cutest driver. The racing on the track is dogshit and even more rigged than the Montreal Screwjob.
>>152784458a person even needed ai to 'confirm' itthese people are sick
>>152784472A tokkie is some Wesley who just hates foreigners and gets his news from Facebook.Chuds are more like those FvD types who are active on twitter and want to talk politics at every party
>>152784211Obviously he was genuinely a bit pissed off but you can tell he probably likes having something like that to motivate him
>>152784449It's for women and teenage girls now
>>152784453That's Sir Luke Littler for you, MBE, OBE, CBE and SMA
>>152784446Someone's having a laugh.Or they're drunk.
>>152784453Gay behaviour
is this the most prestigious darts tournament? and if it is are there any other that are close in importance or is this one far ahead
>>152784473Would get smack talking to me like in real life
>>152784449you follow other categories for that or watch older seasons
>>152784031he cute
>>152784398malding
>>152784500Yeah, you seem like someone who struggles to regulate their emotions.
>>152784499WDF World Championships a.k.a. the Lakeside is the most prestigious tournament
>>152784446Is that Greta Thunberg in the top right?
>>152784497That’s what I’m saying
>1&1 einfachwechselhave you you german cunts?
>>152784404I spotted in the ad break>Ginge, the FIFA twitch streamer who won the last I’m A Celeb so keeps getting shoved on to shows now to be hip with the kids>the bloke who plays Beard on Ted Lasso>Lewis Capaldi, the Scottish singer who took a hiatus when he had a mental breakdown during a festival
>>152784491OBE(se)
>>152784499Most prize money by far, bear in mind this isnt a huge money making sport, you likely earn more than the 70th best darts player on earth.
>>152784449Celebrities in F1 is now only slightly less intrusive than WWE putting social media influencers in their main event in the hope of going viral.
>>152784398umm, no. I don't enjoy being a contrarian, especially when something cool is actually happening in the sport.
>>152784528you're a faggot
Boring boring tablesHaha, so fucking class x
>>152784522Literally who
>>152784523wahey
wow it’s going to be 6-1 to the fat child is it? Mateeee that’s amazing I’m on the edge of my seat watching this crazy action packed game!! Thank you so much littler for this
>>152784528based>>152784532cringe
>>152784522Ginge and Littler are best mates.
>>152784523lol
>>152784453Ok but you're allowed to give some credit every now at just how good he is in those moments, which lets be honest is pretty impressive for some random fat kid who had barely any professional experience 2 years ago
>fireballnever a good call got my cock out in a pub in 2019 and never lived it down
>>152784528
>>152784532nobody likes a negative nancy.
>>152784449Women do ERP online of gay sex relationships between Max Verstappen and Lando Norris or Lewis Hamilton. Netlfix turned F1 into a joshi show.
>>152784528based redditor
>>152784380Magnets are realhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p2WgJgHDp38
>>152784449Oil money keeps dragging races to shit tracks where the F1 cars are too big for overtakes, so everything basically gets decided by the time trial qualifiers now unless there’s a rare big crash on lap 1.But even then when you DO get an overtake, the cameras are usually either watching the championship leader driving alone elsewhere on the track or has the camera pointed to whichever wife, mother, or celeb has walked into the garage
>>152784525what do you think the cutoff is for people doing it professionally versus having to have a day job? like the cutoff in the ranking numbers i mean
>>152784557get it correctit was max and daniel, for years and ongoing it's max and charles but new and upcoming is the love/hate relationship max and george
>>152784540Someone put a gun to your head watching this match?You know those women reading tabloids gossiping about celebrities they hate so much? That's you.
I'm happy for Littler, the last Bong that won anything of note was exactly Littler last year, without him England is basically toothless in any major sports
this is rape
>check out the social media of our alcohol drinkwhy
Why doesn't Searle just throw a few 9 darters and win some sets?
>>152784563you also forgot that 95% of the overtakes are just DRS overtakes which requires no skill
>>152784548>barely any professional experience This is what I was saying before though. What’s impressive about that? It’s darts, doesn’t matter if you’re in your bedroom or up there it’s exactly the same game. You’re playing against yourself not your opponent
>>152784540ricardo... put the phone down
someone insult tottenham or one of its players nowit will make this thread even better
was there ever a big fight in your school between the greebos and chavs
>>152784568I'm just going off the ones I'm aware of in the circles I run in.
>>152784557Wheres the gay ERP of Chud and Peter Wright, we're falling behind boys
>>152784579If it's as easy as you claim why is he the first?
embarrassing desu
I like Searle because he has long hair like a metalhead or something, he does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks
>>152784566You need to be top 32 to be really well off.40th in the world has made £188k in the last 2 years, but it’s not that great when you take off tax, they have to pay all their own travel and accommodation, have to pay for 10 pints a day so they can practice properly.
I feel like the final should be on sunday. and then monday should OFCOURSE be a national bank holiday
>D10 closer to T10his game has gone to pieces
the fat kid will need to brush up on these non-20 doubles though if he wants to beat CHUD.
>>152784599Doesn't seem to care about winning either
>>152784569Had a long day at work and come home want to watch some interesting darts mate. You know why people watch sport don’t you? Because it’s exciting, “who’s going to win?” And all that
>>152784566Tournament earnings are public, so apart from sponsorships you can just look that up.
>Ballon d'ArtsDo bongs really?
>>152784600what about sponsorships and such
>>152784587
>>152784600sounds comfy, thanks for replying
I blinked and the game is nearly 5-1, wtf happened
>england's greatest ever sportsman>fat little retardpottery
Fuck this, see you in 45 lads
>>152784566There just isnt much money in darts, theres only so many contests and so much prize money you can make unless you're in the top 50. The part timers are part timers by neccessity, they'd starve otherwise.
>Heavy mental
THE MAX!
kwabler
GWAN RYAN
>>152784602since 2021 the pdc have (correctly, in my view) made sure the 4 days from 27-30 dec are the L32 and L16, with the QF, SF and final on 1-3 janinstead of some nonsense where half the L32 round is before christmas or somesuch
>>152784596Because traditionally this was a game played in pubs so that’s where most players would have found an interest in it
>>152784619If you're not on TV, you're not getting sponsorships
>>152784613yeah but this is a message board made for discussion so i can ask you guys
Comeback's on
>7dartler
THE MOST POINTLESS 170 OF ALL TIME?
great match despite the score.
>>152784609Tbf, who can beat Littler?
>>152784642surely people outside of top 32 get tv coverage sometimes
>>152784615That's an Irish thing
someone get the pif to liv golf up darts
>>152784651I'd fuck him up.
>>152784641You just can't admit he's impressive lmao
the crowd is getting under his skin
>miss nein darter>lose leg to big fishThis is the problem with attempting 9 darters, it fires up your opponent
>>152784651Only Littler, just like Hitler.
>>152784651Someone who's spirit was bound to return and the whole world will know he was right...
>>152784651No one over a full game
>showing averages afer 20 darts are thrownsomeone tell them to no
How many 170s have there been so far? Chud himself got 2 yesterday right
>>152784665Already said he is keep up spastic. Said there’s nothing impressive about his age because this is darts not an actual sport where your opponent can affect you
>>152784599I saw him 180 kickflip a 5set around 2004
>>152784662Imagine Suljovic vs Cross when they're both forced to be sober
>>152784673>>152784674kek
the choke is on boys
>>152784674>>152784673
>>152784579Umm but wasn't Luke riled up by the mongpit? The mongpit was meant to make him lose were'nt they? What happened?
>>152784687You are raging
>>152784651i can easily
>>152784651Only one man
Searle doesn't have that winner drive
>>152784673>>152784674
>>152784673>>152784674Kek
>>152784673>>152784674This site never fails to bring me joy
>crowd cheering for Searle Uh oh, is Littler on the verge of being definitely not bothered?
littler genuinely seethes when they sing for someone else and tries harder
>>152784651Chud will. Screenshot this post.
botheredbros..
>R1: Darius Labanauskas, sometimes has a tour card>R2: David Davies, probably AI generated>R3: Mensur Suljovic, well past his prime>R4: Job Cross, boozed up tax dodger>QF: Rat, contender for king of eurojobbers (contending with Gabe)>SF: Searle, slightly upgraded Luke WoodhouseTalk about a jammy draw. To be fair: even if Bunt and Clayton would have survived, I strongly doubt that it would have made a difference, they could as well have put him as a seed for the final. Fluke and Chud were the only players that at least have a chance. Now that we got vintage Gando back, it's 3, maybe. Everything else is just cannon fodder.And no matter who he gets in the final: The highest maximum seed he will have faced is 10 (Chud), or, if Gando wins, 14.
>>152784690Reynoldsesque fs flips
>>152784673>>152784674Please make it quick then uncle adi
>>152784719Ego problems
>>152784720now what?
before every set they should have to spin the dartboard so it's a random orientation
>>152784651Probably Gando. but Chud is playing too well not to make it a close final.I think i said once before that all the players who usually job to littler got beat before the QF so i was expecting an upset of some sort by now
>>152784702Hearn planted more Littler shills in the crowd after the backlash
105.35 in a Worlds semi-final. Fucking hell.
>Highest average is 107>Pheel averaged 111 over the entire tournament
>>152784734print it out
>>152784734Now, come back during the final when Chud wins and it'll show you that I was right.
>>152784741calm down
>>152784719Class just like Phil
>>152784673>>152784674gay if samefag but kek nonetheless
>>152784673>>152784674h-he's coming back?!
Night night rockstar
Gary going to smash this little dude desu.
>Can't pull his flights off
>>152784739So obvious too
>>152784758>6 seconds apart>samefagzoom zoom
Next match is the final for me.
NUKED DOT COM (pic not related)
And for his next the trick the amazing Luke littler will beat a deaf man in a song contest
people like ryan searle should just never reach a worlds semi final
>>152784765didnt bother him at all
This tubby little twat makes darts boring, if you're going to dominate the sport for the next 20 years atleast be funny in one way or another
Luke on ozempic, turkey trim and peroxide teeth whiteners
>big shout out to Paddy Power
Congrats to Searle for getting a 9 this match. . Too bad it was with 3 darts.
>>152784771>what are using multiple devices/VPNsOk now i'm suspicious of you kraut
A game Chud or Gando could beat Littker I'm not worried>The colour of Abi's face compared to her arm.
>>152784795Sorry you can’t call him boring else you’re a raging faggot apparently
Dubs and Gary will come out playing like this
>...eeeeleven>[basically laughing] Nine ScawwwedWhere does this prick get off
Why is impotence advertising so heavily promoted in darts?
>>152784755>if only you knew how jobbery things really are
this guy has ZERO rizz
>>152784796the british looksmaxxer
>>152784799
>>152784811“Professional” Darts Corporation players when the trebles are regulation and there’s no magnets
Bro needs to go back to the performance center and work on his promos. Got pushed to the main roster way too soon.
>>152784816Its region specific, Germany and apparently Sweden get impotence adverts. We British get adverts not to rape women on trains or beat them to death.
Gando just finished the last of the Christmas leftovers, unlucky for Chud who has to stand behind him
https://youtu.be/LCCiwPEdEpg?si=wQDrq_gzjNKaKrvoFeel for searle
>>152784844Good job we're all nice men who treat women well, right?
Don't know about you lot, but I'm feeling pretty bunting mental right now.
>>152784844I've seen those and wonder how many rapist think to themselves. Well if Littler is saying I can't go out raping I guess I won't.
Lame!>>152784722To be fair, he beats anyone else from the other side of the draw as well so it doesn't matter.>>152784811Oh no no no
>>152784722>David Davies, probably AI generatedI do believe this is how most welsh players and people in general are created
>>152784858
>>152784871I heard AI was a waste of resources but that really is taking the piss.
>>152784719Whats the alternative, drop your head?
>>152784619There was an interview with Humphries a few years ago where he said when he turned pro the annual sponsorships were equivalent to what he earned with his old job as a roofer.
Lads I’m feeling quite bothered today
>>152784883just not being bothered
>>152784883not being bothered
>>152784865Same, about to make my second cup of tea in ten minutes
>>152784868Kids who idolise Littler aren't raping anyone, they're just making deepfakes of girls in their year group and selling them on Signal
>>152784739>what are touristsSame as most other sports really. Like tennis when all the royal family and david beckham are there for the final.
>>152784885Certainly a lot nicer on the body than roofing tbf
>>152784886hot and?
>>152784897What’s signal
>>152784899Littler's body is a temple.
>>152784899This I did roofing for a few years and it fucks you up. Glad I took up the noble path of being a NEET
>>152784889>>152784890There is only the nuklear option
>>152784844Insurance, mcdonalds and home securityjews
>>152784908an electrical impulse or radio wave transmitted or received.
>>152784909Yeah, temple of doom
chud will kill the a*glo
>>152784885How was he a roofer when he was that massive?
blimey is that the king of the jungle
Any of you chuds got a cheeky link to a stream?
>>152784925Ginger mogged
>>152784922His job was to be the roof
>>152784925genuinely dont know whats interesting about any of these streamer muppetsatleast the youtubers like KSI used to make some pretty funny videos
>>152784922Tradies are all fat these days, dunno what happened to the early 2000s types who'd spend all morning on a job then go to the gym for five hours. Now they all watch Eat With Todd on TikTok and have four chins.
Are any of the zoomers from the JDC on the cards to dethrone fattler?
>>152784651
>>152784936
CHUDBROS, ASSEMBLE
CHUD HAS THE DARTS FOR SEMI FINAL TWOBELIEVE IN THE CHUD
>>152784795you're anticipating his dominance, when in fact he's been to two WDC finals and lost one. let him win a couple before you seethe about dominance.nowadays players aren't even allowed to win a few WDCs without /180/ having a meltdown over dominance, and this in a sport where one guy won 16 of these with a lot fewer players capable of beating him than Littler today.the concept of faggot has really been turned upside down: being scared shitless of competitive sharks like Hendry, Littler, etc., is the new virility I guess.
>>152784933yeah here you go buddy*unzips pants and urinates in and around your mouth*
>>152784960what is going on with those tits
Chud or Farterson lads? Who have you got?
>>152784969HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA now that's what I call EPIC^^
>>152784962TOTAL CHUD VICTORY
>>152784966I hope the Somali child daycare scam isn't distracting him during the match
>>152784625who is americas greatest sportsman? a 7ft apehooper?
the real final here we go
>>152784968having said that, I'm rooting for CHUD to win the whole thing.
>>152784968Just baiting for replies you
>>152784974chud vs unc
*packs it up**packs it in*
GUWAN GANDO
HITS FROM DA BONG
>>152784920I was trying to think of a funny reply. That's alright.
>>152784933How do i know youre not posting from the Sky sports office?
>>152785002Kek
where's the redhead anyway
>>152784984thanks glad you enjoyed it :)
>>152784972The result of eating goyslop 24/7 and never exercising
Sexy black cheerleader
SENDING CHUD ALL MY ENERGY
I don't really care about this one, just watching who will only win 1 set and get absolutely mogged by Shitler
>>152784968tl;dr
chud has a troon gf?
>>152785010why would you give a fuck
>>152785021Yeah but that’s a wig she’s got on :/
This matchs purpose is bascially pulling straws for who has to enter the rape train tomorrow.
C.H.U.D
>>152784962WE ARE HERE
>>152785020Angry ginge is in good shape now after I’m a celeb to be fair on him
LFG GIYAN VFAN FAYNE
if Gando wins his third, will he be the Wawrinka to Van Gerwen's Murray?
>>152784948Lawrie won it this year, and got to the final of Lakeside (and won the Lakeside junior). But he seems like a cretin.
>>152785040£400k for the rape victim though, not bad for 2 hours work
Come on Gary, beat the fat Downie
>The Giant>6'4
luv the chudluv gandohate littler simple as
>>152785031>chud has a troon gf?
chuds walk on always makes me kek
>8 year old shitty meme walk-on song hope van veen loses
>>152784962alri
>>152785044Yeah because he had to eat rice and beans for a month give it time he’ll revert back to his old ways. They always do
REMEMBER THE CHUD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
>>152785038I know I love the smell of those burnt wigs when they straighten them lad, I’m no stranger
>>152784933fawanews
>>152785053>named Mitchell>grim haircut lmao
6-1 for chud
Chud putting his phone on the table so he can shitpost between sets
>>152785063he's a based 9gagger
Why do they sometimes hit the 20 instead of the 60? Surely you want to hit the 60?
GIANWANN
>>152785060Facts bosh
>>152785053His headloss in the final was lush, only young so I understand but he can't get like that again
Loving the coffin song walk-on. Crowd likes it too >>152785066This one fits him better than the current chudjak
>>152785048I don't know who these faggots are, but he would be Nadal to Roger Federer in tennis terms
>>152785059>Gian>Giant
>>152785063
>>152785063kalm aan, en rap een beetje
>>152785092nah, Nadal is more accomplished.
>>152785071legend, top lad
>>152785079Sky Sports Magnets
wtf kinda name is Gian anyway? I don't even know how to pronounce it.
if my darts career took off my walk out song would be Century by EsDeeKid
>wer gewinnt>gvv 44%>gando 56%fyi
Veen throws hard like Taylor.The darts are parallel
Don't think we are getting a 9 darter lads
chud has such bad technique
>>152785110Gian pronounced: GAAN
>>152785110is it Guian or Djian?
Standing up
dutch """people""" have such silly names, can't take them seriously
>>152785110It's really, really Tokkie and probably only found in the south where he comes from
>>152785110How would you not know?
>>152785110it's not his actual first name
>>152785110Pieter Gerard
looks like a close one
>>152785134because I have never heard of that name.
Judging by the crowd reactions they don't give a fuck about Littler either,
>>152785130you're completely retarded
>>152785130What does tokkie mean
>>152785140what are common names around you
>>152785129They’ve got whole subreddits dedicated to retarfed American names bud
>>152785110GWAANthe i is silent
TWO TIME BACK-TO-BACK LEGS WON BY GARY
>>152785152chav
>>152785129Ok Jonquavious
unc still got it
>>152785140Are you using a VPN then? Holland isn’t your actual country?
>>152785152Chav, underclass. It's a family name from a TV program about underclass people and became the national word for chavs. It's not even slang just the straight up word everyone uses including the media
>>152785154Ahmed, Mohammed, Gülcan, Erkan, Mahmoud
>>152785129whatever you say, Hunter
>>152785155i was talking about surnamesanderson? proper namevan veen? what is that
>>152785021>>152785038chud still wud
Nicest looking throwing action of all time
>>152785155I bet none of them are the black ones that are probably 90% of the real examples
This isnt a fair game, the black cheerleader has thrown chud off his game
I have a bad feeling that Gary will destroy the Dutch downie
hunter is a great name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-3HWjBMBA
>>152785059tbf thats borderline giant for the yookay
>>152785173it is, but I have never met anyone named Gian, it's a weird name.
Soon
Chudbros... Is this it? Are we out of steam? Have ((they)) won? The water is getting cold and the light fading...
>>152785184You cant make fun of the hecking minorities
fuck off ted lasso
is ted lasso actually watchable
>>152785184Well obviously you can't make fun of black people on reddit
ted lasso? ZOMG! that's my favorite show :D
>celebs at da ally pally
*Stands*
Cancerous actor and show
I like chud but I think if you're over 6ft tall you're essentially cheating
>>152785208>current year streaming garbage >worth watchingHmmm.....
They get all these literal who celebrities in but not Kolo and Yaya. Shameful.
>>152785179A load of Dutch surnames have 'Van', it means 'From' and is followed by the woods/hills/river etc
>>152785185This
get this yank nonce off me telly
>>152785208season 1 is sort of good, then it gets really focused on stupid relationship drama and shit and is not watchable.overall verdict: don't bother
>>152785182Dennis smith?
>>152785037well if you cant find a decent one still, try vipleague DOT st or ftv DOT bg
Chud needs to start playing defensive darts to drain the stamina of Old Man Gando then counter attack with his own attacking darts when he's down 5 sets
>>152785013
>>152785179Just such a retarded thing to say
>>152785174Could that be what we know as the flodders? Or is the flodders another show?
>>152785236Oi do ya have a loicense fo dat telly?
>>152785179>American confused by countries with different cultures and languages
>>152785208I was very off put by how shit the football scenes are and how the players are so obviously based off real players (one is basically le Zlatan has big ego meme) so I couldn't get into itWatch Mike Bassett instead
>>152785230Phil caravan Taylor's name does not follow the normal Dutch naming conventions though
>>152785245
>>152785179you're a 'new american' aren't ya
what is this fucking army space advert lmao
Why are adverts so aids
>>152785245hope she didnt get barbecued
>>152785244Trying too hard pal
>>152785275late stage capitalism o algo
Ted Lasso is garbage
>THE T20-BULL-T13 SETUP FROM 181CHUDGASM
>>152785282Gingers are fire retardant.
>>152785245Slag meant dubai
>>152785259obviously ive seen mike bassett come on ladthe movie is kino the series aint all that thoughthe graham taylor doc its based off is kino too
Ford van White
>>152785275da joos
>>152785303white van karl
>>152785208Not if you're into football
>>152785311or comedy
>>152785303Carlsberg
>>152785245RIP abi but she was a bit ugly even for a ginger
there are people in this very thread who watched an episode of Ted Lasso and thought 'yeah class that I'll watch all of them'. Out yourselves now and repent
>>152785320you calm right the fuck down ok
>>152785152Dutch word for chav. 20 years ago there was a reality tv show with a chav family with surname Tokkie. It is a crypto jewish surname.
I miss round 1 lads
>>152785303THE WHITE FORD TRANSITS ON
>>152785323Don’t watch anything the normies at work talk about
>>152785323No Deanos here lad
>>152785336pay attention >>152785164 >>152785174
>>152785336>can't go 10 seconds without mentioning Jews seek help retard
>>152785339Why doesn't Modus have an "all the funny dancing foreigners" week?
>>152785339Best round is round 3No shitter v shitter matchesMost euro jobbers are killSome shitter can still cause a meme upset
>>152785298People always call me retardent too and I don't even have red hair
If Luuk de Littlah is a Taylor regen then who is chud. Barney?
GWANDO
chud is playing and the dutch are arguing about jews kek
>>152785351
>>152785348Gando after leaving a present for chud
We're so back
>>152785339Business ideaBefore the final as a warmup have a mini knockout with 8 fan favourites returning for a laugh
CHUD BREAKS BACK
whens puker lottery on lad
FOR THE CHUDISH VOLK SIEG HEIL :D
>>152785367Probably
1-1
>>152785367I don't know, but we need to find the Ted Hankey regen and put a stop to that before it becomes a problem
If Gian's job was transporting a reddit bands concert equipment around he'd be van Ween
MILJARDEN MOETEN STERVEN
Imagine having a big picture of Phil Taylor in your bedroom
>>152785388Hi Jandesh
>>152785392
>>152785391good post
>>152785392We hebben een serieus probleem
>>152785403But my love pillow of Phil is fine, right
>>152785323I watched the first season one weekend during lockdown, but never bothered to watch the restIronically, the only scene I can remember from it is when Ted plays darts in the pub
>>152785391If this goes to 5-5It's Gonna Be a Long Night
>>152785414>g*rmoid pretends he doesn't know how dutch sounds and therefore how the spelling worksstop trying to suck off *ngloids
>>152785415Of course
>>152785404Hi Kieran
luke needs to hop on finasteride that combover isn't fooling anyone
>>152785448he's just not as bothered as you
>>152785430heh
>>152785435I know it sounds like a drunk German having a stroke while trying to speak English
>>152785435Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
>>152785448infertility
>€100 neukundenbonusno
they should have 2 dart boards and both guys throwing at the same time and make it a race to 0 instead of taking turns
tops lad
CHUDBACK
>>152785435wat nou?
>>152785478>ricky evans becomes world champion
>>152785448Attempting to cheat the Reaper, will be his downfall. He's as good as he is at his age because he has the body, and hairline he has. You can't have it all.
>>152785457zak in elkaar joh>>152785459kk gek
>>152785473erectieproblemen?
>>152785478if darts was in the olympics they would do something like this unironically
>>152785435all memes from twitter are just pretending some random thing is incomprehensiblein this case though, funny and true
>>152785463no condoms during sex u mean
>>152785483what now?
>papawe don't use that word here
>>152785484>>152785493Would actually be cool if they had multiple darts events for the olympics like this. Im sure sky sports and the peedc can pull a few strings before 2028
>>152785478The other player has to wear the dartboard, thrower has the tactical choice of trying to get a good score or seriously wounding their opponent
>only scoring 25 off 126>Gando??????
my brother went to one of these events before he died, he's immortalised when the camera did a swoop of the crowd and he's there for like 3 seconds full screen.
>>152785478There should be a darts pentathlon with different games
>>152785521rip bro
yeah I'm thinking this is an Ally Pally classic
>>152784062
>>152785521Yo, how did he die?
Trying not to get my hopes up on this match being closer than 6-2 or 6-3
>>152785521F
>>152785521nobody asked
>>152785527yeah, 501-CR-CR-CHOICE
>>152785521Now he's up in Valhalla with Bristow, Kyle Anderson, Nigel Pearson and Corey Cadby.
Big if true
>>152784062Get these reform nonces out of are pally
>>152785521It's a shame that camera's are so rare that to get a picture of yourself you need to go to The Darts, and hope one just happens to pan across you
>>152785521He was dead on camera for 3 seconds?
pipa kolo emploki
>>152785534Choked to death by sleep apnoea. He refused to go to hospital. He was a really fat dude.
>>1527855434x lush
>>152785549Jesus, what a dimeless shitshow
>You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death
>>152785558RIP
DAT 144
>>152785561all going well lid?
>>152785521how did he die? an arrow to the neck?
>>152785543>this is a 10/10 in Britain
>>152785478heres another good idea i haveMULTIDARTscore of each dart is doubled if you throw 2 or 3 at the same time
>>152785558Hope that's a lesson to the fat anons
Wish they did a face off like combat sports, chud mogging littler would be kino
>>152785556thanks I needed that laugh
Demolished a full chocolate orange I feel like shit now
>>15278558910/10 for me too
>>152785613have a cup of tea to wash it down lad x
>>152785613How are you, Shaun?
>>152785598I started getting that a couple of years back, was the kick up the arse I need to lose some weight.
>>152785598Yeah, I don't need to do suicide by cop, I can just keep ordering donner meat and chips.
>>152785561>>152785581its like a mental patient taking a shit on the floor in a nightclub but noone really notices
I think this might be the game to break Gary's spirit.
>>152785581all good for me my ladyou keeping the twolls at bay?
Business idea, at the end of a leg both players can double or nothing if they hit the bull in one throw. Either the legs worth 2 or it's given to the other player
>Maths Man returns
>fuck boomers.txt>hit send>fucking captcha
Go to bed Gary
GWAN GIAN
>>152785658what is that thing.
>>152785632>all good for me my ladthat's great>you keeping the twolls at bay?they haven't won, they aren't winning and they won't win
>>152785534didn't stand up for the darts
>>152785663Miss this goat
CHUD LEADS 3-1!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152785663i'm really new to darts, what happens when this happens?
>>152785636>darts_man_2018.pngNot a fan of getting older...>>152785663K I N O
>>152785666Think it's one of them lebubus
>11-dart break for the setI kneel, van Chud.
>almost needed a niner to win this seti'm not comfortable
>another 6 darterFUCK YOU
OH MY EVOLA
>>152785685You have to eat the darts that fell off, thays why hes so upset
CHUDS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>152785685You go home and eat half a dozen pulled pork sandwiches
Giving my energy to Gandoooooooooo
>Russ advertising smart meters
see? This is interesting. Nothing like watching littler
>>152785688>Not a fan of getting older...We used to have so good so good
>>152785690oh nice one my daughter collects those, is this a new one
APOLOGISE TO DOWNIES
>>152785685You have to unbuckle your trousers and drop them to your ankles, then shuffle to the board to pick up your darts before you put them back on. Bit of a shame really
More chance of that chicken laying an egg heh heh heh
Can he beat littler?
>>152785663>1
>>152785738doubtful
Watching the ads for Amadeus makes me wonder what minority Sky will use to play Luke Littler in his biopic in 50 years
>>152785738No
Business ideaOnce a leg you get a 4th dart
>bongs have home stores called currys
that bird on the bet fred ad is sexy. I wanna bet with her!
>>152785748A white guy
CHUD PRIDE WORLD WIDE
that 28 eyars later looks class
>>152785658 Not yet.
>>152785738The urge to eurojob will be too strong.
OOOOOOOOOOH WE'RE HALFWAY THEREOOOOOOOOOH LIVIN' ON AN 'ARRER
>>152785761only because you're retarded
>>152785756is a weird name when you think about it
>>152785761looks like total utter woke slop, if i'm going to be perfectly honest with you
what makes darts such a comfy sport to watch
>>152785756the word 'Curry' is actually Scottish and is originally a surname. What now Mr American
If Chud was a visual aid showing the comparative similarities and differences of a type of vehicle he'd be Van Venn Diagram.
THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX
GANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152785790The mongpit
our chud is doing it
>>152785790Unironically the crowd
>>152785803>>152785807retards
BIGFISH
here fishy fiishee
>>152785792that new information has left me gobsmacked mate
holy fuark
My polish friend (female) gifted me some Rohpolnische on New Years' Eve. Is she hitting on me?
>>152785790>Solo sport so full player agency>Masculine sport with pubculture and cheerleaders>Pure skill
Like half of the tournament's 170s have come in the last few days.
>>152785813THATS OFFENSIVE DISGUSTING DARTS
>>152785817at least ar schools arent shootin galleries
>>152785790it's actually the fact that a match can turn on its head very quickly
van Veen is obliterating Anderson
THE MAX - AGAIN!THE MAX - AGAIN!THE MAX - AGAIN!THE MAX - AGAIN!THE MAX - AGAIN!
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
This is the people’s final
BIG FUCKING DARTS
AMAZING
>123 set averageholy
big chud
BEEG
TWO 170s IN A SET ??????????????????WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
CHUD
*stands up*
Just realized that his name is Anderson and not Henderson.
Father and son fishing trip
Gandobros...
:) LE BIG FISHE
Based game
BASED
Great arraz this
*gets out of wheelchair*
Where's that anon who disappeared after the Luke game
This is outrageous
BASED CHUD SHUT DOWN THE BOOS
Bros i feel the 9-Darter incoming
Garysisters....
cinema
>booing van ChudHope the Mong Pit dies on the way back to their planet desu.
Lmao
>>152785882dont do that DWP will see you're not eligible next year for PIP
Please tell me someone got that GVV "temple tap" image
Soul...
Disgusting
>Mongpit really thought one of them would walk away with an extra 60 grand
Based chud VV
Littler v Chuddy is the new rivalry darts needs.
love the commentary
in before chud jobs out to shittler in the final
>>152785901this
>AI generated hair growth adsI hate modernity
>>152785901>not a single match has been even remotely close to threatening a deciding setCome on now we want to see an Ally Pally Classic(tm)
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
>>152785905FUCK
>>152785894The perfect time is for whoever wins this to get it in the final immediately after Littler fails to get it again
>>152785882Lol r u Andy from little Britain lol love that show they should bring it back lolI want that one lol
>>152785918salam alaikumis darts deemed illegal by the taliban
>>152785922Is Littler still heel or has he flipped back quicker than Cena?
Have you ever seen such sovl arrers from Littler?
BEST final is on ladstomorrow will be something
Is chud the chosen one? The littler Killer?
>>152785919I thought it was going to be proddy (rock) instead of chuddy desu
>>152785932or Brian Potter
>>152785937Sky have been damage controlling hard
>>152785926Pour votre santé pratiquez une activité physique régulière
>>152785949>Everyone assumes Luke vs. Luke will be the long-term rivalry>It's actually Luke vs. Chud
Going to bed nar lads, gotta take the little man to footy, get smashed at spoons and then bet all my pip on 365
>>152785962merci
>>152785882my chair has wheels on it too
>>152785949we can only hope
I can’t stop thinking about tits
>>152785962i'm not french i'm just using an anoymous proxy service to post
>>152785970Nice dream virgin
>the Chud versus the Chub tomorrow
Every advert is just: LOOK AT MY MIXED RACE FAMILY NOW
Odds for Anderson are at 10 now.I think it's over.
>>152785962Mais j'adore le darts
>>152785982
>>152785988anyone got the bell image
>>152785982this get you going?
Are you not INCELTAINED??!??!!
I wonder who was the first /180/ poster to notice GVV looks like chud
What does gary have to do to throw off /our chud/?
CHUUUUUUUDDDDDNDRED AND FISHEEE
>>152786012tell him to have sex
>>152786012Wave a photo of an interracial couple in front of him and wait for the clitty leakage
>>152786012Point out that there’s a paki in the crowd with a white woman
THIS is the hittler we need in the final tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Iqbv8hKaU&t
The crowd is too white to upset the chud.
What's it like at Ally Pally? I get the impression you get the real bottom of the barrel of British society in the crowd.
>>152786012>>152786023Incredible showing, especially when you consider that this is only the dutch no.2 playing.
>>152786023Grok can you turn this into the chud meme
>>152786012whisper in his ear about Europe's demographics
>>152786031>paki at the darts
>>152786047Most of the crowd is either Dutch or German.
>>152785988>88billions must browse /pol/ during the break
>>152786047No they’re all middle class gimps in there
>>152786047we don't call it the mongpit for no reason
>>152786047Nah
>>152786047how the fuck are you in afghanistan
>>152786047nah gets much worse than deanos
Chud v Hittler final, as the prophecy foretold
>>152785974I sleep in a gaming chair
>>152786059Could chant that to the the tune of Baby Give it up
>>152786047There's a lot lower you can go than the Ally Pally crowd
>>152786066Got nothing but respect for our brave boys in the 'stan
>>152786066@grok what is a vpn
>>152786075Kek
>>152786047I saw Pendulum there, was okay
gwan chud
>>152786039veenstra bros where did it go so wrong
Gary has my favorite throw and finesse out of all players i've ever seen
>>152786079Random but have you noticed the Ian’s got a lot more performative lately
>>152786075Bet they would if one showed up at Lakey. Then break his legs.
>>152785952Remember the episode with Jim Bowen?
>>152786047 not even close to the bottom
>>152786098Wright clearly has absolutely zero real beliefs and will just plug whichever political views make him the most money at the time. Nothing more dangerous than that.
>>152786103I member
these guys arent even good, they keep missing the middle
>>152786079did he say this to ben white last year?
>>152786098He was class but now is sponsored by everyone so obviously has to tow the line
proper arrers this
>>152786104>>152786078I guess the premier league
>>152786122windy day today cant blame em
Chuds on the ropes
>>152786124>tow the line
>>152786132premier league is for tourists and rich oldies
I CANT TOPS
>>152786135Always is for Gary
>cuts to garyFUUUUUUCK>cuts awaykek
>>152786103sunshine indoors
its gandover
unc aint got it
Andersons biggest fear.jpg
HOLY KINO
UNC STILL GOT IT
imagine booing either of these blokes while they're putting on this show
>>152786168an entire orphanage will pay for this.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>chudit's overgary to run off the last 3 sets
We're back, Gary-bros!
chud bros??
both are jobbing now kek
>>152786168when ur missus hasnt used original source all week and downstairs is starting to smell like scarby at gutting time
I LOVE GANDO
chud didnt like that boo
get this man an MBE immediately
BASED GANDO
>>152786187>105+ average>60%+ checkouts>jobbing
Chud bros...
I love this sport so much
UNC UNC UNC UNC
booing cunts should get gassed
>>152786176mongs gonna mong
>chud: giant glasses>gary: giant glasses >ryan: I can't see well, pls give me moneys
>ad break every fucking set
That was a GOD tier setup from Gando
>>152786205ban em!
Cmon Gian, do it for Femke Bol
>>152786197Chudbros...
>>152786209glasses don't help his condition retard
>>152786205Working on it...
>>152786221Surely they help? He said he uses contacts, how different can it be?
>>152786209it's an optic nerve thing you mong, not just refractory
>>152786199compared to the other set ... but yeh
Such a great match.Didn't even have to drink to have good evening.
>>152786233Don't think he uses contactsDarts is a non contact sport
>ralf fiennesSOMEONE FUCKING TELL HER JESUS CHRIST
>>152786221should just get the eye removed and get.a laser one. Can be the T-180.
>>152786233If you get your leg chopped off you can get a prosthetic but it won't be the same
GWANDERSON
>>152786209Glasses aren't very heavy metal now are they?
>>152786256No they're mostly lightweight aluminium or plastic and glass
Jez 1 Kabelrolle Wurst
>blind in one eye>lol just use a glass eye
>>152786263>german humour
New to darts, at what point is this match considered a “tungsten tussle”?
>>152786263geg
>>152786221oh wow shit I didn't know that. I feel so sorry now. I thought he was a scammer and I was the only one to notice. Thanks for clearing things up for me.
>>152786272When the Darting Drama quotient reaches 8.6
2 more bullseye finishes from van Veen pls i will use the proceeds to bomb an orphanage in van chuds name>>152786272when they start using the darts in each others anuses
shame that this is so kino cause tomorrows gonna be shit and make me forget about it
>>152786272When they start beating each other with bars of tungsten that usually is the start of a regulation tungsten tussle
THE CHUD JERK
>>152786272when they start dueling with their darts like swords
if you were in the Mongpit for a Championship game and could only boo one player like the babbling retard you are, what player are you booing?
if chud wins he's going to get booed against littler by the cuck crowd, huh?
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.
gando... camahhh
>>152786085Based seen them a couple of times in recent years
>>152786316Kevin McDine
>>152786316i'd boo everyone in every game except for aspinall
Littler 7-2 tomorrow
>>152786316Joe cullen
>>152786321GWAN CHUD
have it on good word that gando ate some boiled cabbage last break, lumping on him to win
>>152786316Noah van Man
The chud is struggling.
>>152786272When their little leg-winning roars are passing 120 db(A) at the peak.
The mongs will boo Chud, and support Lardler.
>Chud
chud rattled by the mongpit
CHUDS CHOKING
disgraceful crowd
WAHEYYYYY
the booing and whistling at the chud makes me feel sad :(
Don’t go to Ally Pally tomorrow
mongpit ruining a great game, i'm shocked
It's all Cross v. MVG again, all time classic remembered only for the crowd behaviour
what a fucking match
OH UH STINKY
>I'm not bothered, i'm not bothered, really i'm not bothered>You're all paying for my CS2 unboxings, so thanks for booing me
blitzed
this is why the alcoholic jew needs banning from ally pally (except for the players)
>>152786316if i was on that mongpit right now, it wouldn't go down like it does right now. There would be a lot of blood on those booing tables
Crowd have killed the fun vibe.
>MONGPITOH NO NO NO
>>152786384Is this from porn
lmao what a fat useless Scottish wanker
mongsisters...
Chud very much annoyed the paki in the third row have not been removed yet by security
>>152786316Humphries
There's really nothing wrong with booing
MONGPIT IN SHAMBLES
crowd is pure dogshit
what time are the finals on the morrow
>>152786374Chud villain arc and Littler villain arc happening simulataneously
>>152786316Ricky Evans because I know it'd get to him.
>>152786422same time as today laddie
>>152786415Solution: Move tournament to Saudi Arabia. Everyone who makes noises during a players throw gets his tongue ripped out live on stage in the next set break.
>>152786405sadly no
Might turn this off and watch Amadeus
>>152786316Bunting as I simultaneously write nasty comments online about him
>>1527864227:30pm
>>152786316I’d boo Bunting. My first choice would be Cammy, but the mad cunt might actually hunt me down and strangle me
>>152786419bazza doesn't care as long as they're swilling down the carling at 30 quid a pitcher (of amstel lol)
>google mongpit>mixture of thedartsforum and /180/kek
>>152786437Calm down ahmed
>GvV has never won a Euro Tour event>will be top 3 in the world from his little run hereIt's too unbalanced this new prize money malarkey
>>152786437>Saudi Arabia Event>Crowdslol
>>152786436Ugh, an entire day of waiting for darts
jeet mozart
>that ad for Amadeuswtf
>>152786456I look like this
>>1527864228pm GMT
>>152785937he was shit talking the fans again today
Van Veen at least has a chance against Littler, Anderson would 100% bottle it.
None of those comic routines were very funny. Aren't comics supposed to be funny?
>>152786441History really will be rewritten with everyone being mutts
>>152786437also anyone who participates in a Toure chant
>wrapped up in a blankie with the missus>snowing outside with kids laughter filling the air>watching the boys hit 170s for fundoes it get any better lads?
>>152786474I didn't get any of the jokes, almost like they missed the punchlines off. That first one they showed was hot tho.
>>152786456he won the euro tour championship though
>>152786112correct, nobody can see through him tho unfortunately
>>152786487Why are your kids up at this time pal
>>152786487congrats bro enjoy it
how expensive are tickets to this shit, like the semifinals or finals
it's over
stand up if you are a chud
>>152786499snowing lad, ya gotta let the kids enjoy the snow while it's here
>>152786487>does it get any better lads?Dolby Atmos, my IPTV has it for Sky Sports UHD
>>152786496He does love England though and is the only black black to be like that
>3-5 sets>0-1 legsFun fact: Gando is still only one break behind.
>>152786503£100 for a table seat.
>>152786450
>choose a set up instead of a finish>miss 3 attempts at double
>>152786499They're his wife's kids. He can't tell them what to do.
>>152786513No but I am a chub
>>152786503Not that much but you need to factor in the £30 a pitcher for shite beer and, of course, the £120 of shitty low purity cocaine you smuggle into the venue in your socks
>>152786456Hadn't even won a match at the worlds until a few weeks agoWhich is somewhat littler-esque
DAT FUCKING BULL 121
>Ganso breakAnd there's the break, that means we're even if everything goes on throw.
>dat 121
>>152786516Class that is
So Littler will beat his pigeon, the Dutch downie like usually. No wonder he's the youngest sir in the history of the empire
is this the pinnacle tournament of darts?
eerrr... chudbros?
>>152786526>>152786535do they bring beer to your table if you pay for a table seat? i went to the new york tournament last summer and missed so much cause you had to leave to go get beer and the lines were so long
SPECTACULAR FROM GARY ANDERSON
GWAN 'ARRY SCORE SOME ARRERS
>>152786549well that didn't last long
emergency defensive darts needed to draw out the 6-4
BOOOO CHUD BOOOOOO
>>152786572
Imagine booing chud because he’s decimating gando
they are boooing the chud but chud stays cool just like irl
>>152786561I'd like to know the answer to this, I went to greyhound racing a few years back and it had basically become a prelash for 20 year olds, spent more time queuing for beer than betting and watching races
Chuddie is a crybaby.
mardle just said hes 24 when hes 23, cant believe it
Zoomers are too powerful
Van Veen! Van Veen!Van Veen! Van Veen!Van Veen! Van Veen!
chud won
BASED VAN CHUD!
Is there any reason to like Chud other than the fact he looks like Chud
BASED CHUD
All in on Chud to win
booing cunts btfo, and it is as i foretold weeks ago
CHUDWORLD
ZOOMER FINAL
>>152786605he's not luke littler
>>152786591
WE WIN CHUDBROS
COOL HAND CHUD
WE FUCKING DID IT CHUD GODS
>>152786614this
7-2 for Littler tomorrow. I don't believe in the power of the Dutch downie. Littler is king, I see you faggots tomorrow
>>152786599Morning angle
>>152786605He’s a rare combo of good darts player and nice bloke. Aside from Jonny Clayton the rest of the top players are dickheads
CHUD CHUD CHUD MAX VERSTAPPEN
>>152786605Actually yes, decent lad, modest and funny in interviews.
ARE CHUD
>both finalists under 25Move over boomers, it's a zoomer mans game now
chavs vs chuds
>Dutch Autist vs Little fat English felladarts is a flat circle
THE YEAR OF THE CHUD
>>152786611a proper zoomoff this time. no z*llenials like bumphries
Chud will be CRUSHED by pressure during the finalthe crowd is gonna be a single long booooing during the whole matchLittler will prevail without a single [spoiler]9 darter[/spoiler]
>>152786605i like most dutch players except the aggressively boring ones like floppert
Clearly rigged to keep the Dutch fans onside now that MVG is a jobber
happy for chud
Mongpit going to be fucking insufferable tomorrow everytime chud is up to throw
At least this was a good match. Well done, Gian. Please just don't job against LittlerWinsLOL.>>152786638Based. Plus he likes Carrera racetracks.
Prime Taylor still has better tournament stats than both
>>152786652>not liking noppert lengthening shanghaiyou're not gonna make it
>>152786637JOWFUCKINGHO NIET MEER NORMAALHIJ IS EEN HELD EN GAAT MAXIMAAL
>>152786661if they boo someone against littler they are the biggest cucks in the world
are they booing chud because he's a jf?
>>152786643Truely mein bruder
>>152786674Think just because they're mongs.
/ourchud/incredible game though, the real final
>i'm so happyfakechud confirmed
>>152786661We need to remind mongpit about Littler's heel turnMaybe photoshop a pic of Littler hanging out with Starmer
He said the D word,Is it over chudmaniacs?
>>152786664off-puttingly autistic to talk like this after a match like that
This lad speaks well. Sounds British.
reminder Cross broke through at the European Championship before winning the worldsIts our time Dutchbros
Gwan Chud
Unironically want Chud to win, but fear the crowd is going to rattle him when they just look at the flags and forget that Littler has been acting like a little shit
>>152786657How the fuck do you rig a darts game?
love this chuddy fella
>>152786693Get the PDC to have Littler randomly search people in the Mongpit for drugs and have him hand them over to the police
>>152786709already discussed >>152784303
Realistically, with this zoomer influx, how long until we see 16 year old chinese players dominating the oche?
>>152786709Magnets
Watching the final with my family, going to have to try REALLY hard not to call him Chud
>>152786709magnets
Well done to Van Veen, will be rooting for him in the final
littler sweating now that the chud is coming for him
>the two best players in the worldHumph raging on his sofa right now
>>152786709anal vibrating devices
>>152786721just don't do it!you can do it!
>>152786718You need SOVL to succeed at darts
>>152786721reveal your powerlevel
>>152786322I will always love gezzy for thisthat was a proper game of darts, hope chud wins tomorrow
>>152786727probably sweating because he's a middle-aged fat fuck
Lads I miss when Aidrian Lewis was the new young gun of darts, can't be doing with these jf's and vapenonces
It does feel like a proper passing of the torch this year with josh rock and Gian picking up the pace while a lot of past winners have been knocked out early by meme players. A new era dawns, but is that era nuclear, or will nothing ever happen.
>>152786718You will take hits from da Zong and you will like it.
Glad I've saved my steak for the final now.
Katha sexo
>>152786741memes aside darts has suffered without a strong Aidy Lewis
Come for EmmaStay for the dartsStay even later for Emma
>>152786741
>>152786741While I hate zoomers Chudler and Hittler are ok
>>152786718They only give a fuck about Snooker
Odds for the chuds winning are at 3,1 he has less than a one in three chance of winning the game.
>>152786743Darts needs a strong Gerwyn Price and MVG
You have EmmaWe have KathaWe are not the same.
>>152786764How can that be when there's only two of them competing?
>>152786756I cum for Katharina
if you had seen this before the tournament started what would your immediate thought have been?
>>152785193
>>152786756The German tv girl looks younger and hotter.
Tomorrow is going to amazingSleep well bros
>no Gando interview
>>152786757I miss him so much. Give back Aidy and Duzza, remove Luke and Luke
>>152786674they boo scotchmen even more than jfs
The first ever World Youth Final to be played in the senior World Final
>>152786772I don't know. Math is weird.
>>152786674So the match goes on until midnight, duh
>>152786776Unironically predicted the final, put a massive £1 on Chud at 14/1
>>152786786Which of them will be the one who gets booed?
Emma looks stunning tonight FUCK
>>152786718darts is way too rowdy for chinks
>>152786776>who the fuck is justin hood
>>152786786Is this what peak performance looks like?
>>152786786Litler and his past generals
>>152786772>>152786788The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Gian van Veen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIVGgzMWsc
>>152786786what's the yoof world final
>>152786779English rose vs the aryan angel, no contest
>>152786779I'm at the point where "younger" is a negative
>>152786636>the rest of the top players are dickheadsI don't normally watch darts and I have no idea who these people are. Is Ryan(?) Searle a dickhead? I got the feeling he was a nice guy.
>>152786718the other day i said this, im convinced that they have hundreds if not THOUSANDS of fat pudgy midgets being trained in China for the upcoming darting boom
>>152786812Under-23 World Final
>>152786806how was his hairline gone at the age of 12?
>>152786820I only find women attrative who can bear healthy children.
>>152786827who is playing you goddamn silly bean
There hasn't been a last set decider in this tournament since the 3rd round! Aspinall v Doets!
but who will the booing cunts boo now
>>152786828His hairline started going about the same time MVG went bald
>>152786842wut>>152786843Incredible statting
>>152786843Is this achievable natty?
>>152786721My dad was watching West-has-fallen Roman-statue-profile-picture Twitter videos about white genocide on his iPad earlier. Your family probably has at least one person who hides their power level the same amount as you.
>>152786721I don't even know what Chud means
>>152786843And there were quite a few, feels like a month ago
>>152786757Miss snackpot and hendo so much lads....
>>152786868It means Gian van Veen
>20 years of Chud vs Hitler finalsI'm all for it
>>152786721good luck anon
>>152786721You'll find the memes will stick, I got MVG autism and Noncefinger over in my house. Chud might be a little more difficult to explain though
>>152785245Bit dark of Heta this
>>152786857who is playing in the world yoof final
>>152786931https://www.pdc.tv/news/2023/11/26/teenage-sensation-littler-wins-winmau-world-youth-championship-thriller
>>152786786Class that
Heading to bed but as always TYBOP
>>152786786either Littler is tall as shit or van Veen's nickname makes no sense
>>152786970He's pretty tall, but also that nickname is just putting a t on the end of his name.
Reminder that his actual name is Pieter Gerard "Gian" van Veen. Gian is nothing more than a nickname
>alarm for work going off in less than 4 hoursFeels bad mang>>152786750Based>>152786783Even more based>>152786963Same. TYBOP
>>152786992Pure chud lack of creativity
>>152787006>>152787003Gian "leave them in Vain" van Veen
>>152787003Pieter Gerard "Gian "the Giant" van Veen" van Veen
>>152787088Gian "The Giant of Pain" van Veen
And so that was Day 19. One semi-final was almost a complete walkover, the other an absolute classic that saw the first 9 set semi in 4 years. Let's start with the latter.Gian van Veen and Gary Anderson produced an astounding match at Ally Pally that saw the young Dutchman emerge victorious with both averaging almost 103. The Giant won the bull but lost the opener as The Flying Scotsman won 3 legs in 44 darts to immediately break back. Van Veen responded to re-break with a 10 darter and pinned 117 to level up. Five straight holds gave the Dutchman a 2-1 lead. Despite starting set 4 off with a 144 out, Anderson could not break his opponent's throw and saw Gian slam in an 11 darter to break in the decider and go 2 clear. Then the chaos of Set 5: Gary 10 dart break followed with a 170, only to lose throw to another 170 2 legs later and then a vital last dart D4 from GVV for a 3 set gap. The Scot closed the gap with a nice 81 on the bull to make it 4-2, and then what looked to be the gamechanger: waiting on 67 to lead 5-2, Gian missed two at D8 and Gary pinned a last dart D1 before breaking in 14 to make it 4-3. Incredibly, that would be the final set he won as despite coming from 0-2 and surviving 4 set darts, his throw collapsed and GVV finished 59 to go one away. Three misses at D16 to break in Set 9's opener for Gary were punished and despite breaking back with a beautiful 121 at 0-2, he missed the bull on 126 for 5-4 and Gian served out in 13, finishing on D16.Luke Littler dropped the opener against Ryan Searle and then proceeded to annihilate his compatriot in a terrifying display. The Nuke binned 3 darts to break Heavy Metal in leg 3 of set 1 and lost it. What followed was obliteration as Searle won just 5 more legs (but did finish a 170 in the final set!) with Littler winning 11 straight legs at one point and averaging 105, over 12 points higher than his opponent managed in the end.The Final is at 7:30pm tomorrow in the Ultimate Battle of Chud vs. Evil.
TYBOP. May the power of Chud prevail.
>>152787206TYBOP, going to dream about the new world chudpion now...
Every time I watch the darts it makes me want to get a board.
>>152787241why don't you
>>152787259live in a house that doesn't have any rooms where furniture wouldn't need to be moved in order to play
>>152787286move furniture
I completed a Christmas round-the-clock on doubles this year over the course of a few visits to the pub. Maybe I should get a board.
>>152786903And against smellmont of all players!>>152787206TYBOP (for the last time before littlerwinslol)
obviously
>>152787377well obviously its obviously obvious and ryan has obviously got an obvious problem with his eyes obviously and the crowd are obviously booting but obviously there are some getting obviously behind me it's obviously going to be an obviously tough match against chud tomorrow obviously
>>152786868https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D.
>>152787286I used to have my dartboard on the floor in my living room, leaning against the table my TV is on. I know I missed the board at least once while playing because my DVD of King of the Hill has a hole in it.
>>152787286Wish i was a tarq that didn't have this kind of thing looming over me throughout my childhood
>>152787587My parents had a dartboard in the garage (pronounced garridge because, pseudo-Tarq though I may be, I am from the midlands) next to the pool table. I never bothered to actually practice
>>152787637practicing is extremely boring might be the biggest in sports between the excitement of a game and practice
