I think this weekend will be boring.
>>152790587Literally who?
Just looked up your team in the dictionary.
Chiefies.
patty's logs
>>152790587This shit was lit
>>152790593Well yeah you still exist.
>>152790598My Broncos
IM OLD GREG
Could Laura Rutledge play WR for your team?
GO BRONCIES!!
Shit teams.
THE NFL WILL ALWAYS BE A COASTCHAD LEAGUE FLYOVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER VIEWING THIS POST
>>152790658Thanks for your contribution Bronkeks
Lamandrill Jackson
The raiders should consider drafting Ryback with the number one overall pick
Can we stop bringing up Brady when I talk about mahomes? I have not started any of these goat debates but I sure will end them. Mahomes has the best start of any qb ever to age 29 and has the chance and quarentee to be the best qb ever by winning just 5 owls in the next 15 years. I'm not saying it will happen but If I were a betting man I would put money on it, right now...Next year will be different. An easy schedule, a hof back in Jeremiah love floating towards us, mahomes is gonna win his 3rd MVP and 4th owl. I can't wait.
>>152790658The NFL needs to wise up and relocate all bad coastal teams to the upper midwest
>>152790690fake statmutt
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/JI92rVlN6fs
>>152790632Way too dark-skinned for my Pats.
>>152790658The debate is over. It simply means more to Coast Chads
>>152790690One of the reasons so much of /nfl/ hates the queefs is because they’re retarded enough to fall for falseflag ragebait like this. I am intellectual however>>152790697Fellow intellectual
Coofs, lol
Best bears logo
Stop calling us “Queefs”. It’s disgusting and unfunny.
I could suck a mean log of shit out of Mahomes asshole
tfw da queefs will fail to make the offs again because mahomes is unlikely to be healthy for most of next season
>>152790697Who?>>152790721Trvke. You know your the goat when your hated as much as the chiefs mahomes is
>>152790740Your full of shit. Mahomes will be ready to go in August. Were making the dance whether you like it or not broncotranny
>>152790740Still a better franchise than your shit team :)
I'm still waiting for that queefies@titans gamethread btw
>he still thinks we're in the mapartments era
>>152790740Mahomes has more rings than whatever dogshit franchise you worship will ever have x3. I can't wait for mahomes to retire with his 8th ring and everyone will finally see him as the goat qb he always was.
>>152790788Mapartments kek>>152790790Too obvious
You don't stand a fucking chance.
>All the fuss over Caleb being homosexualPretty obvious /nfl/ wants to fuck him. The lady doth protest too much and all that.
>>152790805Luke Altmyer fears no ref
>>152790788>mapartmentsBlocked.
>>152790811abhorrent display of violence
>>152790811im gonna miss this lil nigga
>>152790811that shit won't fly in the big leagues.
Tomorrow I will watch football
This has Pats vs Bears written all over it
>>152790832You mean today retard.
>>152790842>he thinks im an east coastoidKEK
>>152790832What does a Chiefs chad like myself watch. What are the must see games
did /nfl/ see the ultimate reffie victory in the ole piss vs georgia game
Drake maye is the spiritual successor to mahomes. Since my chiefs are out. I am confident the patriots will win the owl. Maybe is the next goat qb of the afc east and will usher in the great mahomes rivalry he's been missing since burrow.
>>152790828I'm still disappointed he didn't take the next step. I thought for sure he had that IT factor but the way he plonked out against Indiana and OSU was embarrassing. Maybe he can get into a good situation as a backup and develop more. Ay least he went out with a win
>>152790858that shit was hilarious
>>152790858Dumbest ending ever
>>152790868Actually it wasn't. Fuck off.
>>152790587will we get an update or not bros?
>>152790878ya seethe?
>Rams get the 6th seed>Beat the xhecucks at their stadium in the divisional round>Beat the whiners at their stadium in the championship game>Win the owl in SoFi northI'm ready, imagine the seethe.
>the chiefs were relatively healthy for most of the season>still missed the offsGenuinely what is the excuse here? They're going to need to rebuild, this mediocre roster shitting and farting itself into a sb blowout was their ceiling
>>152790858Kek yea I get technically the call for 1 second on the clock on the Safety and not running the clock on the punt recovery were "correct" but we've seen plenty of NFL games where shit like that is just ignored with the game decided. I mean the Rams had 1 second left against the Falcons with the Nacua dropped and then they just ignored it and ended the game. Know your role
>>152790914You skipped the part where the Shams lose to Eagles in the wildcard
>>152790897the steelers are going to lose by 40 to the bills/texans and rooney still won't fire his pet negro
this is a 100% dov kleiman-free thread
>>152790919>Chiefs >HealthyMahomes was without his weapons for half the season and the defense has been banged up. Their schedule is also the 5th hardest this year.
>>152790936>the steelers are going to lose to the bills/texansnext season?
>>152790943Thank fuck. Sick of that faggot posting his caps here 4-5 times a thread and pretending it's not him. Reminds me of how Brett Kollman and pisstree used to shill themselves. Genuinely fucking embarrassing
>>152790948>weapons come back>they still suck?
>mahomes mysteriously gets injured a few plays before the games is over and they get eliminated.>Never technically plays a snap while eliminated. What higher power in heaven is doing this shit to make mahomes a goat contender to rival or defeat Brady? Literally WWE tier script writing.
>Looking at workout videos on YouTube>Creator supports a shit teamGrim
>>152790834the gay sex bowl if you will
>>152790969>looking at shirtless sweaty men
>>152790969you should support your hometown team even if it's the shittiest team in the league. imagine being a fairweather or bandwagon faggot
>>152790959Meds now
>>152790984hi dov
>>152790969I support you killing yourself.
>>152790960Mahomes has been playing hurt for most of the season. He had turf toe last year and his weapons where hurt as well in the owl behind a makeshift o line. The eagles asterisk ring will be avenged in our next semi annual owl meeting
wish rodgers would make me mpreg
>>152791005Nick Wright who's a born and raised queefies fan told me the Chiefs had the best WR corps of Mahomes career thobeit? How could he fail with such great talent around him and a top 10 defence?????
>>152790593Hey retard, how are you doing?
>>152790959Shit tree straight up just stole all his jokes from here.
>>152791005HAHAHAHAHA cope city from a bandwagon fag not even from the midwest
>>152791005>just mahommes second "blame the oline" blowout loss
>>152790959Yeah what kind of faggot wants to be named on 4chan
Hook and ladder this bussy
>>152790632She looks like she could take a hit
>>152791065It's hoop and lateral
im telling you retards mahomes is gonna come back in better shape than hes ever been youve been warned
>>152791094Not if ryback has anything to say about it
>>152790919>Genuinely what is the excuse here?da flu
>>152790969Wtf why doesn't he just bandwagon
Remember the Chiefs?Whatever happened to them
Montana played at MVP level on the playoffs, meanwhile Brady declined. Brady was also carried to 3 rings, and was two retarded coaching decisions away from 2 real rings. Explain to me how he's the goat again?
>>152791112cancelled for racism
>>152791112Who's that? Some flag football team?
>>152791112from what I hear, they lost a bunch of key players and fell off because their QB1 couldn't carry the team on his back
>>152791121Montana was carried by Rice and Brady was carried by Moss (even when Moss wasn't on Brady's team)
>>152791131Only one man could do that
>>152791135brady never carried shit
TOMORROW
>>152791094How many times has muttholmes thrown a solid pass without scrambling and brambling outside of the pocket up until now?
mannings the goat
all you people talk about is owls and jews and niggers all day long here. i just got escorted out of my 9th tiddy bar because im unable to keep a softy in my basketball shorts when theres a slag waving her grundle in my grill. its called being a heterosexualfucking sue me or serve me a restraining order, flesh peddling scum, but dont tell me being immune to the saltpeter you spike your shit drinks with is a crime.anyway go jest
>>152791149lots but geriatric kelce and these gangbanger wrs veach brings in every year arent doing him any favors
Here's a list of teams that throw short of the sticks on 3rd down. You know what that means right ball knower bros??ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ahahahaaa you actually thought this graph meant anything? You fucking dumbass you have zero context of the personnel, team composition, situational playcalling or scoreboard when these were called for those teams. You can NEVER take a fucking iota of information from these graphs seriously unless you watch the filmThank you for cumming to my Ted talk
>>152791180allens a bum
>>152791180kubiak runs it on third and long and it works
>>152791180Allen's at the bottom because he's a black QB that runs it the most.
>>152791180You joke, but 90% of NFL analysis is stats taken out of context
>>152791190>>152791192>>152791203Na what's gonna happen amongst faggot stats fags if the Bills or Broncos win the Superbowl >Ermmmm ACKSHUALLY throwing short on 3rd down is good and smartAnd if the Packers, Rams or 49ers win the Superbowl >Ermmmm ACKSHUALLY throwing past the sticks is the smart decision for ball knowersThis is the exact reason I tell people charts, metrics and numbers don't mean SHIT compared to film of these teams. It's literally meaningless numbers designed to imply significance to insignificant aspects of each game
>>152791227The amount of stats that are bullshit is out of controlPassing yards that are half YACPassing yards from short screens, essentially making them rushing yardsTurnover on downs isn't a turnover at allAnd good luck trying to check rushing yards after a kick
>>152791180but the bills and packers are such outliers it is kind of interesting. i wonder why it is
>>152791215>le contextdon't be shit it's that simple
>>152791244>Passing yards that are half YAC>Passing yards from short screens, essentially making them rushing yardsyes BUT some of that can be attributed to qb vision as well, so you cant just say it counts for nothing. but i think that just amplifies the argument that stats are too noisy to mean anything
I hope my Steelers win so I can go to a playoff game (:
>>152791267>but i think that just amplifies the argument that stats are too noisy to mean anythingExactly
>>152791180Throwing short on 3rd down is bad because my team does it 3rd least and my rival does it the most
>>152791227based tapechad
>>152791244when you add them up over the season, they usually match up with the eye test. unluckyness and luckyness tend to average out.
I hope your Steelers lose so you can't go to a playoff game :)
stoolers are done unless DK shows up in a disguise.
I hope my Steelers win so I can watch them lose a playoff game.
I hope your Steelers lose so lameme has to play and lose another playoff game
do we even care who wins the afc north this year? either one will be the only afc playoff team without a chance
I hope my Steelers play so I can watch them lose an off game.
>>152791131o rly?because from what I hear they actually got their key players back over the course of the season and proceeded to get even worse
>>152791302ravens could get hot
I hate the Steelers and Ravens equally, but as a divisional rival to both, I think Ravens missing out on the playoffs is the funnier outcome because it means>LaBum failed and or quit on the team>Kiwi meltdown ensues >Harbaugh's seat gets hotter and potentially fired
>>152791308we don't think about you at all lil bro go back to paying toe burrow to get injured and miss the 'offs
ando bien pinche borracho alv su madre
>>152791308Lameme is clearly washed. He hasn't been good since 2025.
>>152791307>ravens could get hothot fries at the 7/11 after losing in the wildcard*
>>152791316Now say that without crying baltipoor bitch
>>152791325This but unironically
herbert will win one playoff game this year
everyone shut upcan darnold do it?
>>152791335Only way that happens is if the chargers beat the broncos this weekend
>>152791330steelers fan actually. you will never hang with the big boys again. go back to rotting with the browns while the real kings of the north face off
>>152791340Yes plenty of mid QBs have won the sb
>>152791335If he plays the Pats maybe
>>152791344I mean can he win tomorrow? Feels like a big test.
>>152791343>you will never hang with the big boys againAs long as Burrow is still around, that's not true in the slightest. However that does apply to Ravens so long as LaBum is under center.
>>152791316>Offense set up to be maybe the best ever in burrow's tenure next year>Defense finally showing potential and draft picks are finally developing>we got 2 young star corners and even our first round edge's we thought were busts are starting to get results>we got money to spend in FA and a top 10 pick to address safety, lb, and idlenjoy the playoff berth because we're coming for that bussy next year
>>152791335Maybe. I'd pick Chargers over Patriots but not by a wide margin >>152791340Any QB can do it if they get hot at the right time. Can shart shartold? Based on his career to date I doubt it. He still turns the ball over too often. I don't trust him when he's pressured. I don't trust him when he's playing a great defence. Never have
>>152791365the carved up the toxins in october, what other good defenses has he played this year? i feel like after last week the nanners defense isn't particularly good.
>I'm going to end all wars!I can't believe I voted for this orange headed nigher fucking retard jew lover faggot
>no kiwi posts/cfb/ is the better general
>/cfb/
I'm watching highlights between all the playoff teams and I got to Broncos vs. Jaguars and concluded either the Jags offense is Rams tier or the Broncos defense is terribly coached and heavily carried by their pass rush because they got fucking shit on. Vance Joseph didn't teach his defense how to defend crossers or mesh whatsoeverAnd whoever Washington is for the Jags is gonna get paid because that is easily their best receiver. Jakobi Meyers and Brian Thomas exist solely to get that guy open
>>152791359bengalfags are similar to billfags but they seem to actually enjoy the razor instead of just being retarded and consuming it incidentally
>>152791388I like kiwiposts tbqh
>>152791373>this yearWhy would I rate any QB based off a single year? I'm not a cazzie and I've seen Darnold with 4 different teams. I don't believe he can elevate a team to be Superbowl calibre. Why would anyone???? He's a losing proposition >>152791388I'm still Beck posting at least a couple of times a day until Miami is eliminated
>>152791392Also give me other playoff team vs. playoff team matchups to watch. Broncos are going one-and-done against pretty much everyone except the Texans btw
>I'm watching highlightsDROPPED!
>>152791121You absolutely cannot boil seven rings down to being “carried”
>>152791410he has won 13+ games in back to back season with different teams, he's obviously better than a bum even when he turns the ball over all the time, and is cheap enough to afford a really good team around him.
>>152791420read nigga, I said 3
>>152791402And other made up schizo shit you tell yourself.We've been calling for the firing of Zac Taylor, Duke Tobin, and for Mike Brown to fuck off as the owner
>>152791160Poohbitch made an ontopic post for once?!
>>152790811Did he died?
>>152790897Hey that loss to Denver is the Tebow game kek
>>152791421I didn't say shartold was a bum I simply don't believe he can win a Superbowl. I don't think I'll ever believe that until he does. He could get to one life Goffie and I'd still question him
I'm drunk
>>152791160Based Pooh poster
I'm bussy drunk
>>152791450I feel like the owl is secondary to the game tomorrow, which is likely to determine the NFC winner. I like any NFC team over any AFC team unless like the Bucs are facing the Toxins.
I’m assdruk
>>152791467Jags can hang with any nfc team
>>152791475KWAB
>>152791276>>152791300Faggots
Which team?
>>152791486we dont say the f slur here anymore out of respect for caleb
>>152791480jags got darnold'd this year tho
>>152791489>ramsfags celebrating right before puka puts them on the shitlist of both jews and reffies
>>152791482who is this guy
>>152791482why did he do it chat
>>152791497so did the "best team in the nfc" rams
>>152791511Wade Barrett >>152791512He had to get it on
>>152790658>accidentally posts clear evidence of rigging for big-market coastal teamsRoger Goodell is en route to your location. I’m sorry, anon.
>>152791522that's a pretty good reason to think he'll beat the nanners tomorrow tho
What team do Venezuelans support?
>>152791535the oilers, but uh, they're not around anymore
Is Arvell Reese the most obvious bust in the draft? What has he done to be ranked 2 on big boards besides be black and athletic?
>>152791160Appreciate you pooh poster
>>152791160unfunny poohbitch
>>152790980Incredibly Evropean take
>>152790658With how college ball degenerating into a worse mercenary free-for-all than euro soccer is, I’m afraid coasties may rule the roost across the whole sport soon enough.Indiana is just mark cuban beta testing the system until he parks his money in a bigger market team tbqh.
>>152791497jags barely knew what they were doing on offense before the bye weektheyve been a rape train ever since
>>152790658>dolphins Lmao holy KWABEither way coasties will drown sooner than later with global warming so enjoy it while you can
>>152790658>Browns
Have we talked about how fraudulent this entire league will be if the 49ers take the number 1 seed? Because that’s not something that should happen. And the last time Darnold played for the number 1 seed it was a massacre. (https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401671843/vikings-lions)
>>152791512nicky's big fat round Colorado mountain girl assyou would have too
>>152790658Average points per team;>1000mi: 9 per team>800mi: 30.5 per team>600mi: 11.5 per team>500mi: 24 per team>400mi: 6.5 per team>300mi: 8 per team>200mi: 19 per team>25mi: 22.6 per team
>>152791633>did the fusion wrongthey'll become a fat fuck or a sickly frail fuck
>>1527916392024 lions had a top 10 defense. the 2025 niners have a bottom 10 defense
>>152791633Perfect browns moment. Cool as fuck, gay as fuck, nobody will remember because nobody watches the Browns and ultimately they fucked it up.
>>152791535Will this affect the games this weekend
>>152791696Tbf that was at the start of the season, they were on almost entirely second and third stringers by the time the playoffs came
>>152791711There are games this weekend?
Panthers about to kick some serious ass tomorrow
My team's subreddit is just wall to wall niggerbabble
>>152791720no
Against all odds, if the Bucs somehow make the playoffs, that'd be funny
dont worry guys there is still one more game for justin jefferson to pull an antonio brown with gay gay on sunday.
>patrick mahomes floor is the afcc-ACK
>>152791838KEEEEEK THANK YOU GOD
>>152791732If the Panthers win they don't have to rely on the tiebreaker with Falcons vs Bucs do they? It's only a Bucs win that relies on the Falcons vs Saints result and 3 way divvy tie
>>152791720Yeah
>>152791838It's not his fault, spags, jones, and mcduffie were all injured.
>pats players are repressed fagsexplains a lot
india has the best game day food
>>152791933Lmao
I’m convinced Tom Brady payed Pete Carroll and his sons a good sum of money to tank for a quarterback. Pete’s on his way out so might as well get a good paycheckYou can’t convince me otherwise
This is only the beginning, the Bears offense is going to light the league on fire.
Don’t cry for me, Oakland!
>>152792038you retards literally never learn
>>152792038>Goldenwhatever happened to that guy
>>152792051it will be hilarious if the raiders win tomorrow and lose the #1 pick
>>152792063It’ll take the giants losing and two teams winning to make it happen
https://www.the-sun.com/sport/13987744/nfl-fires-referees-kansas-city-chiefs-controversy/The kc reffies arent winning another chip ever again
...
>>152791180>PatriotsThat's because Drake Maye is too busy taking the top off the defense
https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/san-francisco-49ers/49ers-seahawks-nfc-no-1-seed/>brock purdy gets int called back like hes maholmes>nfl fixer ref known for not calling holding that helped KC reffies win the owl twice now at pivotal seahawks 9ers game>9ers team that has 0 pass rush vs a seahawks elite pass rushing teamI can tell this game is gonna end up with tons of holding by the 9ers followed by a 9ers victory. The league has annointed a new golden boy this year and the 9ers will get as much refball as the rams did during their home field owl year. Screencap this
what's the mayo bowl of the nfl?
>>152792238Ryback
>>152792196this bot needs to DIE
>>152792214how do i bag a japanese gfi'm brown if that makes a difference
>>152791956
>>1527922691. Speak japanese2. Dont be indian3. Dont be soi4. Understand jap etiquette
MINISOMALIA IS ANINISOMALIAISANETERNAL CUCCKSHEDTERNALCUCKSHEDFUCK MILLY PHILLY PHILLYUCKMILLYPHILLYPHILLY
>>152791956That's actually Canadian food at this point.
why do quarterbacks love jewish whores
jamarcus russell
Before i go broke like joc, fuck with da dog like vick
>>152792603Abella Danger has a really ugly face too. It's puzzling that somebody with so much money would settle for that.
>>152792665her too? fucking hell i was talking about josh allen and justin herbert
>>152790834You mean Pats vs Rams.
>wake up and check NFL news>US captured Venezuela's MaduroFucking wild.Democrats are mad, go Broncos
>>152791556In europe it makes sense because shit owners get relegated but if my local franchise had a shit owner that doesn't care about building a winning team they don't deserve my support or anyone's support.
Todd Bowel's defense is going to get Maduro'd by the pants today
>detoiletgood thing stafford was freed from that shithole
>>152792803Bogged whore really does need to watch her mouth.
Labitch is going to embarrass himself and lose to the steelers
>>152792881lay off the ayahuasca, aaron
>>152792887I'm not gayron, you are gayron
>what's up everyone >I'm John Middlekauff >you know what I need you to do
>>152792971Likeable dude, just does vibes takes. I'm very tired of nerds talking sports they aren't right any more often than vibes guys.
>>152792214Lmao Xecuck cope is already beginning. I LOVE it, get fucked.
>>152793005I mean he's a former NFL scout iirc but you're right he doesn't yap about EPA, PFF, DVOA or any other meme metrics he just uses Eye Test™ which is why his stuff is fairly kino. Talk about what you see not what "the numbers" say about a team
>>152792971I’m not going to do it
now that the cum has crusted, was going for 2 the correct call?
>>152793062No. You’re at home and the eagles offense literally couldn’t do anything in the second half, while the bills O was just starting to click
>>152793060>SUBSCRIBE >TO>OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL >WE'VE GOT CONTENT FOR DAYS
Final records by division after today:NFCW: 41-27NFCN: 38-29-1AFCS: 36-32 (3-1 H2H over AFCE)AFCE: 36-32AFCW: 34-34NFCS: 30-38AFCN: 29-39NFCE: 27-40-1
>>152793081No!
>>152792603Maybe trying to take the Brady route, marry a woman far wealthier than you and then take cheaper contracts to help with the cap situation for your team so you can win more? Best thing I can think of.
>>152791180It makes sense. Bottom are poverty offenses with no serious receiving threats.
Yeah I'm sick Sick of this shit team
Ooh Bradysknee gonna be extra salty today because Maduro got arrested.
>>152793322Wions and Eagles have no receiving threats? Lmfao okay lil bro
>>152792971>Middlekauff
I shit my pants at my friend's house and made her entire bathroom smell like death as I cleaned myself. I am quitting drinking
>>152793534Pussy
>>152790587Shit teams
Shit bussy
how many today?
>>152793767Not enough to win/make the playoffs
>>152791180>>152793322>>152793393This graph tells you how shit your OC and his scheme is desu. Every OC in the bottom half deserves to be fired.
>>152793767Enough to win but not enough to make the playoffs because the Falcons win tomorrow
The Gummy Bears are not a serious nfl team
>>152792803Clearly she did not learn anything from this
>>152793767My panthers are gonna gape this whiteoid tonight
>>152792803>t. fell for a shitpost that The Lions were banning stafford jerseys
I love football so fucking much bros. I can't imagine life without it... Even if my team is shit.
I'm on a serious DAAA FLU webm lacking withdrawl. Need some fresh content but mutthomes is a bitch and not playing anymore. Sad.
>>152793858nah