>Lap:#8309>Countdown to SUMMER TESTING AND THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152765707>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 CTFROTDC Standings:Kalle Rovanpera 0Jimmy Wharton 0Ryan Wood 0Freddie Slater 0Ugo Ungabunga 0>2026 CTFROTTC Standings:Hitech TGR 0M2 Competition 0mtec Motorsport 0HMD Motorsport 0Kiwi Motorsport 0Giles Motorsport 0 >2025 WEC Final Standings:HAM: 1,516NOR: 1,423TSU: 1,407>News:Franco Colapinto went grocery shoppingMercedes and Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas change logosFIA: "Last regs could have been better"
How are you enjoying the Lando Norris era so far?
>>152791505>aussiebakedgross.
Caracas-anon's memes got too spicy
would have liked this news to break before i baked then i could say Vale Pastor Maldonado in OP
>>152791533shut up zac, don't you have to sign five more drivers this month?
Uh oh, which tracks are going to replace the three burger races now? Surely F1 will stick to the values it propagated just a few years ago.
is vuvuzelan boomer anon ok
>>152791604They're more likely to stop doing Brazil and Mexico.
will that one venezuelan anon be alright?
>>152791604>no warWhen you gonna quit selling (giving) them arms? lmao
Finally got around to watching F1 flick. Makes me smile knowing that Lawson got screen time while retardo and slits didnt
>>152791664>red bull ford
'zuela bro is dead...
>>152791676>"press L or S in the center of the gear dial (if applicable; otherwise skip this step)"They couldn't even customize the error message to the particular car that they made.
I'm based like Patrese you are cringe like Alesi.
imagine being cadillac>you HAVE to sell your team before entering your first race because your govt decided to go invading an innocent country for no reason and now you are banned from world sport
/f1/ meetupme bussin' in the back
Oliver James Bearman.
Ban all over-body aero, overtakes and good racing happen at low speed, introduce fans to create consistent low speed grip and to regain the downforce and laptime lost from the removal of the wings. So you'd have literally no dirty air, potentially faster cars from the low-speed grip, and amazing racing, easy as, this could literally save F1, but of course it'll never happen
I would get rid of every bad track and replace it with Kimiring
I would get rid of post race interviews and make sex with sophia flörsch the mandatory post race activity instead. if you can't get hard, you're not getting a podium trophy. this exposes and expels the likes of russell
>Fun F1 fact: Every extra kilogram the driver has can influence the race. It's common that drivers initiate before a race a diarrhea like excretion process. This way they lose every unnecessary weight.Imagine being in the toilet stall right between kimi and ollie.
>>152791505>FIA: "Last regs could have been better"last = most current, right?
>>152791850wouldn't it make more sense to just have a basic enema?
>>152791850ynr Bossberg taking a shit in Shammy's toilet.
>>152791833In the modern day, why do drivers like russell engage in the masquerade that they're straight?
I kinda want him to win but at the same time I'm a SuperMax fan
>>152791930he will never win being in the same era as max if he doesn't have a car that's 3 seconds fasterwhich he never will with rarion even grounds he loses, on a slight advantage rari will lose it
Happy birthday Michael Schumacher
>>152791939is this appropriate
>>152791930DON'T POST GAY SHIT
>>152791981This is your perception, there are two separated pictures
>>152791990chuck in that pose looks gay enough to cancel out the female half
>>152792036
Will the Miami, US, and Vegas GPs be removed from the calendar due to the American unprovoked military aggression last night?
@crocs is this real?
>>152792053whats happening?holy shitttttt yesssss all venezuelans will have to go back yesdssssss holy shit yes yes yesgracias señor trump
im so happy guys, thats soooo much money and votes the left is losing here, maybe this will be a good year after all
>>152792053>>152792068it was 2 hours ago bro... MASSIVE bombings shit... (reddit)
>>152792080sorry, i had a long night yesterday, and when i woke up there was some jerking
>>152792068Why you hate Venezuelans and want them to go back?
They didn't cancel the race while missiles were flying overhead
im so happy, im going to buy something to drink to celebrateplease trump now kill zapatero >>1527920981 or 2 is ok, 1 or 2 millions is not
>>152791676i hate modern cars so much it's unreal
Say something nice about mommy.
Here's the statement from Truth Social in full:>"The United States of America has successfully carried out a large scale strike against Venezuela and its leader, President Nicolas Maduro, who has been, along with his wife, captured and flown out of the Country.>"This operation was done in conjunction with U.S. Law Enforcement and Super Max Verstappen. Details to follow. There will be a News Conference today at 11 A.M., at Mar-a-Lago. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP."
>>152792109what if they are hot sexy women with lovely round bums and big booba and fragrant pusys with well manicured pusy hairs?
>>152792118she eats a lot of beans and farts like a victorian era factory
>>152792134When I seize power, this will be my immigration policy.In fact, would you like to be my Minister for Immigration Affairs and Motor Racing?
F1 equivalent of flying into a foreign country, snatching its leader and his wife, and then flying out?
>>152792134ummmm i dont know, im into latinas but i dont think venezuelas are that good
>>152792134>>152792145????
>>152792145>and Motor Racingqjust put me in charge of vehicular policy in general.
>>152792162You can be my Ambassador to Sophia Floersch
>>152792145sexo con latinas
would MAGA be racist against sainz junior?
The next South American flag to post ITT will be the next country that Trump attacks.The next European flag to post ITT will get a slot on the 2026 F1 calendar due to cancelled American continent GPs
>>152792195
>>152792202Tallinn street race it is.Can your country provide emergency attractive grid girls?
>>152792203there will be a wiener dog parade
I’ve just discovered that many Venezuelans don’t have the skin colour Pastor Madonado has.Many of them are basically black.WTF?!
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>152791505>CTFROTDC>CTFROTTC Somebody translate this autism for me, please.
>>152792145Fuckkk. She's such a sex demon. You think Hugh had a taste of that cunni? I think he did. I wonder if they still fuck. I bet she loves it rough.
>>152792296The other one is better, better lips better hairline, better noseBit the tits make up for all of that to be honest
>>152792291Castrol Toyota Formula Regional Oceania Trophy Driver Championship
>>152792323thanks
>>152791505>colapiss
>>152791850Imagine going after Lando and he forgets his pink buttplug next to the seat
>>152792296Hugh?
>>152792195>>152792296Argentina RIP
What the hell
>>152792357*hue
Why do so many people care about this overpaid complete and utter shutter? Now not just the driving aspect but his personal life as well.
Venezuela is not F1 related topic
>>152791808>introduce fans>cars have to swerve and dodge to avoid turning pedestrians into paste>drivers never know what'll be round the cornerthat sounds fucking cool, I'm sold
>>152792531I think an F1 driver was from somewhere in south america once so F1-related
Drive fast
>>152792586>Drive fast... for 4s and then the battery is empty.
>>152792627jesus...
>>152792627humunilation ritual
>>152792627>Finland not having the most reddit driver on the grid challenge: impossible
>Certified elite tierCharles LeclercMax VerstappenFernando Alosno>Good tierKimi AntonelliOliver Bearman>Average, does nothing particularly wellRussellOscar Piastri>Bad driversLance StrollLewis Hamilton>Shit tierLando Norris
>>152792697>>Good tier>Kimi Antonelli>>Average, does nothing particularly well>Russell
>>152792709Agree about narg, but he is right about narb. Sighns is also good.
>>152792627Cadillac will underperform because of these 2, mark my words.
>>152792789They'll regret getting these old farts over Migg.
for me max, alo, charles, jorge, sainz top 5
For me the top 5 wereNORVERPIARUSLEC
>>152792697What exactly are you rating?
>>152792627they will both get the shits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQV5VJzvhF0KINO
>>152792361In all honestly we deserve a good carpet bombing since a while ago
I enjoy being as much of a racist as Herr Franz.
>>152791604Latifi is the manliest bastard in F1 history
Piss Tree Status?
>>152793207cucked
gimi
why is this sport riddled with gay twinks?
>>152793482Microplastics in the father's balls.
>>152793482it's not a sport
>>152792795let's not get ahead of ourselves
Which drivers will have a Venezuelan flag on their helmet during testing?
>>152793657Cola and Borto won't.
>>152793657Which drivers are commie puppets besides Bwabmilton?
pozzedstappen:>easy difficulty: cleared>medium difficulty: failed>hard difficulty: lockedkwablonso:>cheat mode: cleared>easy difficulty: failed>medium difficulty: locked>hard difficulty: lockedkwabmilton:>USAIDS DLC: incomplete
>>152793482is edd straw a gay twink, question
It's over.
>>152794002grim, he should go to a turkish zoo
>>152793976no, but he could be 4 or 5 gay twinks
>>152793976no but he may have been when he was younger
i desperately want to suck hannah schmitz's big fat mommy milkers dry
>>152794053any explanation on how he became a gas planet after his twink death?
>>152793894usa is pretty cool
>>152794065greggs
>>152794092>that mark around his eyehe's one of them now
>2025 WDC Final Standings:COL: 0DOO: 0
>>152794111heh
>>152792149Abu Dhabi 25
>>152794073You are either a jew or a goy. You are either the most evil pest this world has ever seen, or you are a slave to them. There is nothing cool about you.And I know what you're going to say: "kekz, do somethin about it then xD". Your vile kind only succeeds when the world believes in accomplishing things through peaceful means, which allows you demons to rape and pillage freely. When the world remembers that you can only defeat evil by playing the same game, your filthy ilk will fall and beg for mercy, like it's happened many times before.
So your telling me torger and the great satan ruined an entire regulations cycle so that their 6 (soon to be 5) time world drivers champion could get 2 rigged wins?
>>152794217no
BREAKING NEWSBIGGEST STORY OF THE DAY
>>152794303Head of the driver's association making up rules to benefit himself? He's getting captured next
>“With the ’26 power unit, the FIA said it wanted to involve the manufacturers more. Unfortunately, I think it’s like when you get a committee to design a racehorse, you end up with a camel.The finger pointing has already begun. The new cars must actually be that bad, huh.
>>152794303>had an uno world championshipIs that code for gay sex?
>>152794359World's Energy Harvesting Championship
>>152794359ciggies back?
>>152794303narb shitstirring will be fun if he's in a title fight
What's your opinion on BatMax? He's the Dark Knight of F1.
>>152793933So who do you rate? Button? Vettel?
>>152793933Are you implying Hamilton cleared easy, medium and hard difficulties? Isn't he complete and utter shit, by your own admission?
>>152792060Why aren't they covering their nipples?
>>152794614kwabmilton never played the real game, only the USAIDS DLC (which he failed, and the DLC was taken off the epic store anyway so he can't complete it anymore)
MAGA
>>152794446very flamboyant pose
5 time world champion
>>152794660he's gay
>>152794651is this Maduro on the left?
>>152794651At least one of those is a war criminal.At least one of those is a fraud.At least one of those is corrupt.At least one of those is way too orange.At least one of those is a convincted rapist.Ironically, at least one of those is a rape victim.And, finally, at least one of those I expect to die within the next year.
>>152794733Say what you want about Lando but he's not a war criminal.
>>152793657>somehow Maldonado returned
>>152793933>Norris with a faster car for 80% of the season (2024) is easy difficultywasn't he supposed to be the most elite driver? epic self own, bro
>>152794747>he's not a war criminalyet
>>152793120what for? you guys are good goys that voted the jew that we wanted
>>152794303If you don't stack + Cards then you are playing sissy Uno.If you can only play +4s on people if it is the only card you can play then you are playing cucked Uno.If you don't draw cards until you get a playable card you are playing Gay UnoIf you cannot jump in on exact cards, skipping the turn order you are playing Boring Uno.
>>152794303GEORGE IS A FILTHY CHEAT
>>152794765>your only opponent having to give up wins to his teammate isn't easy difficultymaxshitters, everyone
>>152794359the manufacturers wanted all of this crap
>>152794828>stack + cardsnigger rules
picture of an f1 car
>>152794828knowing any of this makes you a sissy gay cuck
>>152794945Let me guess, you initiated a +2 on someone and it came full circle?>>152795191I'm on /f1/ so yeah?
>>152795501calm down
Cadillac will be the shittiest of shits and i will have spend entire 2026 season listening to sojyaks making excuses for them.
>>152795550
>>152795591>Cadillac will be the shittiest of shitsno wonder with B*ttas
>>152795591they'll just need more time, bro
>>152795591I think they have a season like Haas 2016 in them, they get a lot of stuff from Ferrari so their performance will be somewhat based on how good the Ferrari will be.
What was the best F1 season?
>>152795817>good>ferrariimagine 2014 but funnier
>>1527958252026
>>15279582567
Where is Venezuelan anon, is he safe? Is he alright?
>>152795987Didn't you hear? The US captured him for ... erm ... alledged violations of US law on Venzuelan ground.
>my opponents have a somewhat competitive car this season so I'm giving up-pozzedstappen, early 2025
>>152795987He was Maduro.
>people have stopped responding to my alonsobait, so I'll try verstappenbait next-some streetshitter, late 2025
>>152796043Just like he moved on from Hamilton to Norris.Shitposters know no loyalty or consistency.
Based Ferrari creating a shitbox on purpose to destroy Luigi's reputation
Maisy Creed
>write with woman>she tells me she can see me Monday nightSo she wants sex or what's that supposed to mean? Don't people usually meet in the afternoon or evening?
>>152796185>ferr-alon-mona-2014-1.jpgWho the fuck is Mona?
>>152796111czechedgimi
>Mercedes are sure to win because of their superior engineYeah. As if McLaren, a customer team, has annihilated them, with better staff, tech and facilities
>>152796260it means she wants you to bring the cock cage with you
>>152796261one of the fans in the stands
>>152796260Whoops, that's me, sorry. I just meant that I'll be outside your window on Monday.
Why is Loeb suing FIA?
>>152796117>on purpose
>>152796447Why would he not?Why are you not?
