But they never give USA the ban with the same reason
>>152791609Wasn't a World Cup held in Russia?
>>152791609This war will quite literally be over by next week and Venezuela will be a wealthy country within 10 years. Not saying that our leaders are angels but this will have an objectively far less bad outcome.
>>152791609FIFA is mostly controlled by eurocucks.They love our cocks.
>>152791609I wish FIFA would ban us, then we can stop pretending to give a shit about soccer every four years
>>152791609jannies banned me for a table football thread (officially recognised sport with an international federation) yet they never ban /int/oid scum with their shit non sports related threads, how curious
>>152791609>gets raped by NK and China without the help of the USAlso did SK get banned for cheating in 2002?
>>152791704>officially recognised sport with an international federationso is quidditch, and that's no sport either.
>>152791609Can't ban the FIFA peace award winner because of war
Doing a big hollow empty laugh, hoping that this, of all the stupid things that could have happened, is the end of the bald Fifa crook.
>>152792249war is peace goy
>invade country>steal oilcocksuckers did it again
>>152791649Yeah, yeah, You are the good guys here. You are always the good guys. This has nothing to do with the fact that Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world.
Can Canada and Mexico host the tournament on their own?>from CUM to CaMe
>American's immediately abandoning their isolationist, anti war stance because Dear Leader wanted to invade another country Kek shameless
>>152791649Yeah bro bomb another country into submission and take their natural resources it works every time and makes American Civilians' lives better bro.Please do not look at the middle east, just 1 more year of bombing and its over
>>152791609FIFA doesn't need to ban the US other countries need to boycott
>>152792330>>152792340settle down, anon
>>152792371this and we all know no serious contender will boycott a wc
>>152792373Shalom
>>152791644And they made russian an official fifa language
>>152791609The war was just an excuse to demand another round of bribes. Russia couldn't afford to pay their bribes. Qatar, the US, etc can afford bribes proportional to their atrocities. If you can't pay the fines, don't do the crimes.
>>152791609lol
>>152791649and in two weeks kiev will be captured and afghanistan will be a democracy
>>152791609cool it with the antisemitism
>>152792318Had, had the largest oil reserves in the world. :)
>venezuelan defendingGrim
>>152792329This would be so based.
>>152791972>officially recognised sport isn't a sport because... because... I SAY SO!
>>152792376Italy did.
>>152792330>isolationist"we're not going to honour our security guarantees"
>>152792330Trump is just a mong puppet. His advisors are all incel YouTube grifters, and he does whatever they say. I can't even blame Trump for doing this, as long as we make sure that Nick Fuentes and Curtis Yarvin don't suddenly and mysteriously become billionaire oil barons with huge business empires operating out of Venezuela.Our government's going to support this invasion, anyway. BBC News an hour ago was full of experts saying, "This is a terrible act of international terrorism and Trump must be stopped." Now, for no reason at all, everyone they're speaking to is saying, "Fuck yeah, based Trump, Venezuelans are free and peaceful and the nightmare is over, we greet the Americans as liberators, me gusta mucho senor Trump.">>152791704I guess the CIA don't like table football.
>>152792598cake
>>152792595officially recognised by whom? the king of sports?
>>152791609Trump just received the FIFA Peace Prize.When USA does war it is peace.
>>152791609Russia is ruled by the biggest pecho frio of all the world powers
Infantino has trumps balls on his chin he wont mention a thing about this
>>152792330Most Americans are against it.
>>152792662I assume he meant here
>>152792662Umm proof?
>>152791609Trump is a Precedent of Piece
>>152792644Russia is ruled by Lionel Messi?!
>>152792716Vladimessi Putini
>>152792662
>>152792662Lmao as if Fox News and the MAGA cult aren't gonna be defending this shit No beliefs, just sports teams politics
>>152791609um actually sweaty uefa banned russia not fifa. they should ban israel too
>Does literally nothing>WinsEvery single time, America is sperging the world into the Chinese century
>>152792638Yes.
>>152791649just out here delivering democracy to you Venezuela, like we did in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chile, Nicaragua, Haiti, Cambodia and all those other countries that are thriving and stable now thanks to the old US and A.
>>152791609That's because USA are the good guys.
This is basically just Iraq 2.0: The Latino VersionThough with the advancement of UAV technology, the US probably won't have to send as many of their soldiers to the battleground this time, thus there will be much fewer soldiers returning with PTSD and becoming a burden on American society, so the general American public will forget about this war much quicker.
>>152792880what burden? The VA is still in shambles. Just let them become homeless and addicted to painkillers until they OD. Problem solved. That's how they treat their veterans.
>>152792852>Does nothing>Loses allyPaper tiger the country lol
>>152792897The more USA engages in schizo shit, the more the world sees China as the sane voice of reason. Capital loves stability as a base.
>>152792880nicolas maduro even sort of looks like saddam hussein lol
>>152792880>>152792891Just send the veterans back into the warzone, they'll feel much more at home in combat situations and that way when they inevitably break down and go on shooting sprees, at least they're taking out foreign soldiers instead of American school kids.
>>152792897>angers everyone >walks away from international organizations >WHY IS EVERYONE COOPERATING WITH CHINA?! HAVE SOME TARIFFS SO YOU WILL COME CRAWLING BACK this is your brain on Trumptard lies
>>152792857Chile is the most stable country in south americaIm glad all these commies are dead
>>152792993Tarrifs are working though, it's generating so much extra revenue for the USA it's allowing them to afford new wars.
I thought the USA didnt want to start more warsWasnt that one reason they voted for Trump?
>>152792932>The more USA engages in schizo shit, the more the world sees China as the sane voice of reason.Ukraine war of 3 years backed by China is not sane shillbro
>>152793015yes, it was, but Trump abandoned MAGA and went full neocon and MIGA. It's why Elon was pushed out the administration while Trump glazes Miriam Adelson. Musk gave Trump more money than Adelson did. I am disgusted, totally. Anyway go Niners
>>152793015That was before he got rejected for the Nobel Peace Prize. Now he’s using his intelligence and natural entrepreneurial sense of innovation to try a new tactic: he’s going to keep on invading countries until he gets the prize he so desperately wants. Keep starting wars until they give you the Nobel Peace Prize to stop you. It’s Trump’s Kissinger arc.
>>152793008>revenueyou typoed taxes
>>152791972quidditch is for sweaty virgins, fussball has been a staple since the dawn of time
>>152791609South Korea is in a war right now with North Korea, why should you be allowed in the World Cup under the same reasoning?
>>152791609I wonder (((who))) is pulling Trump's strings on this?
>>152791609FIFA didn't ban Russia, UEFA did as Russia invaded a UEFA member. CONCACAF would have to ban the US and I don't see anyone in CONCACAF getting invaded.
>>152793230yeah, venezuela is in conmebol and the reaction there is likely >top kek
>>152791609For some strange reason Trump absolutely adores Gianni Infantino (the president of FIFA) and considers him one of his best friends and is giving Infantino access to the highest echelons of power.Remember when Trump managed to end the Gaza War and sign the peace plan with all those Arab leaders in Egypt? Trump, for reasons that I will not even pretend to understand, invited Infantino to that event lolIt was a major geopolitical event with numerous world leaders from around the world gathering for the peace plan signing and then in the midst of them was Infantino randomly standing there as if any peace plan signed in the world would have to include FIFA's approval to really go into effect.There is NO WAY Infantino will in any way jeopardize the wonderful relation he has with the US president. Trump could nuke Greenland, Canada and Mexico and Infantino would still not ban the US from any competition, no chance.
>negotiated exit of MaduroRemember people used to think Trump wasn't part of the deep state lmao
>usa going all in for oil againbros, i don't feel so good...
>>152793282can i negotiate an exit for keir stalin?
>>152793359EU and UK is already supporting US actions even though absolutely nobody wants war in either europe or USA What a lovely system we have
Listen guy they gave that pedophile a peace award did that mean nothing to you?
>>152793411it's astonishing how i've been informed in the last week by an American chap that KS is 'basically GW Bush but with a fancy accent' and a French fella that he is 'pretty much Stalin with glasses'. this is what social media does to everyone's brains>>152793452>EU and UK is already supporting US actionsliterally, factually untrue lol.
>give nobel price to venezuelan opposition>'murica puts her in chargeI feel like we deserve an assist in the statistics
>>152793503he's pretty much Stalin without balls
>>152793521you have understood my post perfectly. bravo. applause
Theres no war you fucking retards, they ousted Maduro, the generals in charge will put a US puppet in his place and that will be the end of it.
>>152793528
>You heckin do that what about the international rules based orderino!?!>USA: Blow it out your ass
>>152793216?
>>152793529why didn't russia do that with zelensky?
>>152793544There was no peace treaty so technically the war is still ongoing.
>>152793562no it's not you fucking pedantic reddit retard. they signed an armistice
>>152793547Because Russia is incompetent. The only way they are capable of making war is by throwing as many of their people as possible into the battleground and hope that in the end enough will be left to win the war by their numerical advantage.>Trump's special military operation: ~ 3 hours>Putin's special military operation: ~ over 3 years and counting
>>152791609Trump blew Infantino like he blew Bill Clinton
>>152793547russia literally believed their own bullshit and thought they would mostly greeted as brothers and that they would just have to deal with a small portion of inciters that's why they brought a ton of police with them and even had a bunch of musical instruments for parades brought too
>>152793226(((They))) can't keep getting away with it!
Trump sucks Jewish cock for money, simple as. And he's a pedophile who associates with pedophiles
>>152793226>conquer freedom >>152793282>negotiated exitI know its a meme but we are literally in 1984
>>152791609all of the USA's conflicts are supported by an international coalition. russia is a rogue nation.
>>152793529Only smart person in this thread. Same thing happened with Iran, "we're going to die for israel!!!!" And then we got in did the mission got out and no one died
W-will the venecos that invaded my city go back to their country now? I'm tired of listening to their shit
>>152793716>supported by an international coalitionof american puppet states
>>152791609FIFA are all spineless corrupt faggots, you can genocide niggers video it and show the whole world and they don't give a fuck. But Muh Russia is so bad boo boo. Fuckin cretins
>>152793716>international coalition You mean Israel Trump is doing this at their behest
>>152793736>>152793738your countries are a part of that international coalition.
>irak war 3: jungle boogaloo>too short to make a tv show about it
>>152791649>Venezuela will be a wealthy country within 10 yearsYou cannot genuinely believe this
>>152793750against our willwe're under US occupation and the US is under Zionist occupation hence all these Zio "wars"
>>152793080Taxes paid for by foreigners! American citizens are even getting their share of the extra tariff revenue in the form of cheques.
>>152793779tariffs just increase the cost of goodsno cheque will compensate for the inflation caused
>>152793452We have officially distanced ourselves from this, which I'm surprised at desu.
>>152793506usa needs natural resourcesnorway has natural resourceshand them over and nobody gets exited
>>152793793like reality ever stopped whataboutist martyrs before
Please ban >us from divegrass. I’m sick of it interrupting handegg highlights.
>>152793547because they are just on day 1403 of the three-day SMO, give them time
>>152793793Eh, it’s the same as what Reagan did during the Falklands dustup. >officially, we decry this blah blah blah hey you want to stop at our base for refueling and use our satellites? the satellites are new and we wanna test em out
>>152793754to be fair, there's still room for wringing a few episodes out of the 3 perfect, routine, non-diagnostic, non-monitoring cognitive tests that our favourite FIFA Peace Prize recipient has taken in the last month, to prove everything is all very ordinary and above board
>>152793282lmao>departs on mutual terms
>>152793793Only thing Europe has since demilitarization is the PR of being the goodonesNot surprised, but for the UK if they get more oil this helps them. The current Euro strategy is to pretend to be against everything but secretly liking it. Same reason every Euro leader is just waiting for Trump to be weakened by midterms then leave so that status quo of the past 70 years continue
Russia and Brazil officially condemn the military invasion while calling for a meeting of the UN security council while Trump says they will be heavily involved with Venezuelas future.
>>152793778lolthe fuck liam gonna do?
fifa banned russia because no one can compete with their bribery and it made fifa look bad
>>152793913>BRICS assmad they lost because they cannot do shitLol this comedy will be good
>>152793825that's retarded, this won't effect oil at all... Venezuela has less than 1% of the world's oil and other countries are pumping more oil than is needed
>>152793913>russia and brazilmeeting of the monkeys lol
>>152793943>Venezuela holds the world's largest proven oil reserves, with around 303 billion barrels, primarily in the Orinoco Belt, followed by Saudi Arabia (approx. 267 billion barrels) and Iran (approx. 209 billion barrels).
>>152793939I dont go to /pol/ much these days but Im tempted to see the shitposting between US flags and latinos/russians
>>152792857>Haiticome on, son
>>152793956it's shit oil though and they can't pump any of it, especially at the price it is at now
>>152793968This is the 'drill baby drill' admin. We need that shit oil to power datacenters. Power's going to get more expensive, and renewable subsidies are getting slashed. Miss Peace Prize was talking about using Venezuela's energy for AI.
>>152793968>it's shityou rabbi in chief declared a war for it,you dont actually believe the war on drug thing ?
>>152792857chile was a shithole, they actually helped, vietnam was full retard autism desu
>>152791609Just reinstate Russia. They've clearly learned their lesson and have been punished enough.
>>152793754Drones ruined the sport. Back in my day, you had to deploy thousands of cannon fodder and they'd fight for years.
>>152794262killing our beautiful game matejumpers for trenches, take me back.
>>152792662most americans voted for it and those that didn't paid for it with taxes
>>152792662lol, lelmao, my kekerinos
Iran is next.
>>152794393how far down the queue are we?
>>152794450-1, you're already owned by international finance. There's nothing left to loot and privatize.
>>152794393Hopefully
>>152794450The list is getting longer
>>152794493this is bollocks i'm moving to iran
>>152794393>Already got a warning not to kill protesters or the US will interveneUh oh...
>>152794450Why don't you use the bunker we bought you for Christmas?
>>152793754They could make a film and do the whole one-take gimmick (or at least as little takes as possible) make it all dramatic leading up to the perfect execution of the plan at the end
>>152794450I hope we are next, but we have no natural resources and only gypsies and old people live here. So we probably are on the bottom
>>152793765Venezuela could sell the rights to half their natural resources and fix every single one of their current problems
>>152792852>Lose the biggest oil reserves in the world that you've been exploiting for years>Win
>>152794906yeah selling off the rights to your resources always ends well
we have to give Trump and the US credit for their execution
>>152792852LOL nope. The China Concord Resources Corp back in August announced two new oilfields to be constructed, they wanted to heavily invest there since they import 21% of their crude oil from Venezuela.Trump just cut that plan in half, no more crude oil bypassing sanctions
>>152791609
>>152794998Can't be worse than how they're doing right now
>>152795222There's no good outcome for them, they're getting raped by the yanks one way or the other its just a matter of which hole.
>>152795242Yanks are circumcised so at least they use lube
>>152791609President Trump won FIFA Peace Prize you dumb fucks.
>>152791704Jannies are pooslimes
>>152794450He likes Keir Starmer. Sadiq Khan should probably start worrying, though.
>>152794906They’re not allowed to sell it because of sanctions. Selling the rights could work, but it didn’t work for Iran.
>>152791609>warwe're doing a 2 week special operation
>>152792644Vladimissi Puttini
>>152792932And a good ChingChong DingDong to you too young lady, I take the number 19 with chicken, white rice and a coke please.
>>152792340lol it's already over you pseud dipshit
>>152792857It doesn't seem like Trump's priority is democracy obviously. But even Venezuela being a US protectorate would be infinitely wealthier than its current anarchic Africa-tier state. Venezuela has infinity natural resources so it won't exactly be hard to give a just small portion of the resources to keep the country stable and semi-rich. That's what the country was like for decades before commies took over.
>>152791649Yeah Iraq is living it up
>>152795242Like most westerners in this thread, you don't really have any perspective on how much of an anomaly Venezuela's situation is right now. From the early 1900s to the mid-2010s they were either one of the richest countries in Latin America, or in the entire world. Venezuela's leadership under the PSUV royally fucked up their own country to a degree that few leaders in world history have managed to replicate. Even a scuffed occupation regime under Trump (or led by any other leader in the world) would lead to better conditions than it has right now.
>>152799319Venezuela's economy was crippled by US sanctions. Just like the starvation in 90s Iraq. Always great when you can swoop in and 'solve' a problem you caused.
>>152791649
>>152792857Haiti is a forever shithole. Not our fault.
>>152799564Lmao it collapsed 5 years before the US placed sanctions you fucking cretin. The US sanctions certainly didn't help matters but you are chronologically challenged.
>>152799456>Venezuela's leadership under the PSUV royally fucked up their own country to a degree that few leaders in world history have managed to replicate.zimbabwe comes to mind.
>>152793592kek destroyed the reddity freak >>152793562
>>152799230how many mexicans will it take this time to topple your dogshit economy now?
>>152799742Yeah Zimbabwe is up there, but they never had the 4th highest GDP per capita in the world.
>>152799456>From the early 1900s to the mid-2010s they were either one of the richest countries in Latin America, or in the entire world.
>>152799456>From the early 1900s to the mid-2010s they were either one of the richest countries in Latin America, or in the entire world
>>152791649nah nigga, from one extreme of bad comunism experiemt to the other extreme of the oil and the country now being owned by blackrock and exxon mobil
pojo vuk magare
>>152793547I think the goal is to demilitarize nato which makes sense because financial economies can't produce shit
>>152801933that makes no sense whatsoever because now all the nato countries have increased their military spending
>>152801953This is because trump is slowly pulling out and will be charging you for the weapons unlike before. What makes perfect sense is that Russia produces weapons at a far cheaper rate and has many more bodies than Ukraine, so I'm not sure it even matters how much nato spends. This is why they are begging for a temporary ceasefire instead of real peace, because it gives them time to re-arm Ukraine and restart the war. What makes less sense to me is how long Russia is willing to keep at it, how fatigued are their decision makers.
>>152793547Venezuelans don't have any food to eat. You and a couple of your drunk buddies could probably take over the country.
>>152792330Ever heard of the monroe doctrine,
>>152791609Well, they can't really ban the FIFA(tm) President of Peace(tm),
yeah thats cause the usa is the main character, lil bro.
>>152791649Kek, you got the global southies SEETHING with this one
>>152791609what war?
>>152806619They invaded Ukraine.
>>152792852>lose the crown jewel of South America>le winDo thirdies really?
>>152806631Not a war sweaty
>>152791609I'm sorry that you were under the assumption that the US and Russia were equal superpowers.
>>152804886Why didn't Putin just go in and snatch up Zelensky like Trump did to Maduro? Surely Russia has that capability, right?
>>152791649Factually true and anyone saying otherwise is retarded
>>152792662Most Americans don't give a shit either way, they just want to say either orange man bad or orange man good.
>>152807200Yeah, you dont give a shit about The Third World but you sure will exploit theirs resources to maintain rich and easy life
>>152799456>Venezuela's leadership under the PSUV royally fucked up their own country to a degree that few leaders in world history have managed to replicate.USA fucked it up though
>>152791609I dont care I want to watch football
>>152791609because we make the fucking rules you pan faced goon
>>152808765venezuela is sitting on a money cheat code with their oil and their dictator was so retarded he couldnt stop fentanyl smuggling from his own barnyou forget how stupid brown people are
>>152808809>fentanyl>venezuelaFentanyl is almost exclusively made in China (and to a lesser degree in India), then shipped to Mexico where the Mexican cartels are using it as a manufacturing input for their drugs for cost-effective reasons.Mexico is right to the south of you if you haven't realized, so there's absolutely no reason for them to ship it down to Venezuela lolVenezuela just ships cocaine (which is mostly made in Colombia)But the Maduro takeout is all about oil anyway, please don't let your government gaslight you (although actually, Trump is being quite transparent about it lol)
>>152808765Countries that align with us do exponentially better than those with Russia, China, and the rest of the Brics shitholes. The Venezuelans agree and that’s why they’re overwhelmingly celebrating this. Sorry global-south sister, you lose again.
>>152791649excellent post
>>152791972>Q*idditch Um, sweaty, we don't use that word anymore. The Creator is far too problematic to be acknowledged in any way, sullying our beautiful game.
>>152808809Yeah what kind of people would let their leader steal from them. Surely not white people You absolute fucking faggot
>>152791649Poor little zoom zoom
>>152809232>Countries that align with usYou implant puppet leader/dictator. They do not align with you voluntarily
>threatens europe>gets banned from european institutions
>>152791609Is there any way I can become rich off of this Venezuela thing? I'm 44 and have never had a job and have no money. Never had sex either
>>152791609Russia loves saying shit like this.If you'd won your war in 3 hours, you'd be playing.
>>152793592>>152799957>They signed an armistice>South Korea never signed the Armistice Agreement, due to President Syngman Rhee's refusal to accept having failed to unify Korea by force.
>>152809807This is unironically true.If Russia had succeeded quickly as they planned and had conquered Ukraine within a week, they would not have been banned at all and everyone would kinda have just moved on (except for some temporary symbolic sanctions maybe, which would have been lifted by now)Russia did succeed in Crimea like that in 2014 and not only did they not get banned, they even were allowed to host the World Cup in 2018.But Russia's "special military operation" failed miserably and this whole thing then turned into a full-scale ongoing war, so that's why they got banned and remain banned.The global community nowadays doesn't have the patience and attention span for long wars. So the lesson here is: If you insist on conquering another country, then at least hurry the fuck up and make it quick, or don't bother at all.
>>152807107>snatch up ZelenskyThe Ukrainian Jon Stewart wannabe was expected to roll over. Either do Russia's bidding or get replaced.
>>152807107>Surely Russia has that capability, right?russia are in year 4 of a 3-day operation
>surveills everything that happens in every country>controls the world economy>can unilaterally murder, kidnap and sabotage anyone anywhere>proven record of nuclear bombing and genocide>increasingly demented and unstable leadersI think we might have a problem here.
>>152812487they truly are the inheritors of Rome
>>152807107>US involvement in Venezuela is overlmao
$urely the United $tates pre$ident ha$ a better relation$hip with the FIFA board.
>>152809780I've heard that gold prices are predicted to skyrocket due to everyone being afraid of more war, so you could buy some gold. If you can't afford that, you probably can't afford to set up a dormant company that's ready to start drilling for oil in Iran and then tell Donald Trump to do the same thing to Iran and promise to split the profits with him. That's obviously what happened with Venezuela.
>>152799398compared to under saddam, yes. try meeting iraqis.
>>152813652It is. The people of Venezuela are all happy and their new leader 100% supports MAGA. Simple as that.
>>152813446At least the Romans believed in public infrastructure
>>152808765>Third World WarThis time for sure bro. 2 more weeks.
>>152809780>most compassionate american
Just had a passing thought. So when Biden let all of the random illegals in for four years, millions of Venezuelan guys came here. Then we started rounding them all up and shipping them to that Salvadoran super max prison. Now we topple Venezuela and a bunch of their baddest mother fuckers with combat experience are all stuck here or in prison for the power vacuum. This would be a brilliant plan for achieving a goal by a power greater than the presidency.
tbf the middle east has the problem that it's filled with religious lunatics
