protect yourself at all times
Does everyone understand and appreciate we're going to see McGregor fight in a few months? We're still in the age of McGregor. Take it all in and smell the roses. Forget all the bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9_IAiEzQs trump ducked
Justin Gaethje once said: "If one man can hold you down, two can rape you. I want to be raped by two men I want them to rape me rape rape rape I love it please rape me I justin Garthje want to be raprd to oblivon yes"
Shut up you northern Bobocelhttps://youtube.com/shorts/aG1RXaMM8Dk?si=eCJ3J0o8OK5IYM_J
Venezuela got heemed real bad
>>152793325>bobocel
Here's a inspiring little story. When Justin Gaethje did wrestling in college he felt that it made him feel a little gay now at this crucial moment instead of embracing it he saw a man heem another man with a punch and it opened up his eyes, it made him realize that combat sports could be much more than just sweaty men hugging each other and from that point he swore to never wrestle again only heem.
>>152793429Justin will beat Paddy via point fighting. I wish it wasn't so, but unironically this will be like the Garth Tony fight. Paddy is simply too slow for lightweight. He will gas and get pieced up to a bloody decision.
OOOOOO PADDY THE FADDY
>>152793424Don't laugh, Finland's life is one of the Boxes, she could even be in that video
How to propose to a gypsy?
>>152793515"hey I think you're pretty cool wanna go for a soda sometime?"
>>152793564I meant to say how do you? As in how could you? Like what would possess you.Anyway the crux is I'm going to have to tell Topi about this
>>152793591sorry this is too advanced english for me
paddy da fookin baddy by BRUTAL round 1 flatline ko
>>152793656That's ok, you'll get better. Stick with us
>>152793469yeahh no paddy simulates him fairly easily
New year new me
>>152793469I wish paddy had a cool backstory, a pivotal moment that shaped who he is as a fighter. All he had is a childhood full of love and life.
>>152793940Islam's wife is a towel mate
>>152793731Problem with paddy, and props to dana for getting even us hardcore fans to like him, is he's the least skilled industry plant we've seen in ufc history. So much so that even casuals don't buy into his skill. But because of that, us hardcore fans like you and me are FORCED to almost ironically boy him. We have no choice. Even if his best win is against the corpse of Hap Chandler and he lost to Jared Gordon and Gassed against Tony in a 3 rounder. Dana is a genius.
>>152793940I'm going to send this to Islam's wife and let her handle this. Hope you can live with the outcome, Ramesh.
In order to distract from his sloppy, shitty striking, the UFC marketing department will try to portray Paddy's "grappling" as elite
Paddy Pimblett has some serious grappling skills.
Dookie Daniel's fallen low
big fat floppy tits
Watching his fights you notice Paddy only enters with a lead uppercut. This is the full extent of his boxing knowledge. Paddy's understanding of striking is so basic he has no other entry.
>>152793591when the weili is just that damn good besides they're honorable people who have a pretty cool culture like mmaguru said
>>152794219he has his chin in the air eyes closed and hands down b you don't have to analyze too deep. Respectfully
What the fuck ?
Listen, Paddy leaves his chin out on a platter for his opponents and Gaethje? Well, he's known for taking chins. That's all I have to say.
>>152794094paddy will headkick heem idiot
He's on roid.
Paddy leaves his chin out on a platter and Garthje? Well lets just say he leg kicks.
>>152794273combat sports?
paddy couldn't finish tonyneither could gaethje
Paddy leaves his cock out on the table and Gaythje? Well, he's known to be a faggot.
Paddy is going to beat Gaethje to death in there.
>>152794268THE baddy headkick of doom? Kek that's my favorite thing about the Paddy fan bros. Literal slowest headkicks in MMA, never got a headkick ko, never hurt anyone with a head kick.. The only time Paddy landed a good one, his foot shattered on Jared Gordon's head, sidelining him for a year lol
You must be a zesty festa
>>152794273>hes on roidwho guy on left? and you mean like a single roid? one single molecule of steroid?
>>152794305stop waffling rubbish he's just a blokejust an ordinary bloke
>>152794318Leave him the fuck alone.
>>152794339HAHAHAHAHAHA
let's not discuss the murder of patrick and instead celebrate the incredible rags to riches success of ali abdelaziz
gaethje got knocked the fuck out by the most prolific volume puncher in the sport
>enters thread
>>152794361after 5 rounds of actual fighting like the time paddy uh... err...
>>152794364incredibly fucking zased
>>152794376after 5 rounds of getting the piss beaten out of him by a featherweight actually
>>152794342You wouldnt be laughing if you were standing in front of me I promise you that.
>>152794396max would ping the cunt out of paddy's head and you know it
Finland is talking MMA? Surely not My Finland
Goobybros...
>>152794396>FeatherweightYeah we all know Max would beat the piss out of Paddy even worse b. That's not the current discussion.
yjk when paddy beats garth they're going to cope by saying he was out of his prime and had taken too much damage throughout his career, they won't even consider it a good win...
>>152794422You goofed... How embarrassing
daner's friend is late I want to find out the implications vis an vis the topuria custody battle>>152794421paddy garth will be a bumfight at best we aren't talmbout mma here
>>152794361Did someone say Prolific?
>>152794457haven't seen the heifer in a minute
>>152794462She really does keep a surprisingly low profile
>>152794445That's the tradeoff. If you're a le superstar who only wants to fight old guys to pad your record, you get less credit when you win and if you lose, it will be detrimental to your career and a major boost to the old fuck. Thats the way it is and the way it should be. No fighter should be glazed for only fighting old people b. But if you do the paddy thing and accumulate enough old fogies, dana will give you a title shot so there is a reward for the easy route. It just comes with more scrutiny than you would get fighting tough good fellow prospects.
>>152794468a misnomer if there ever was one
Aaron "Le Superstar" Pico
>>152794430coleman looks cartoonish
I don't give a fuck.
kody steer
he's live folkswill report if topuria or veronica are mentioned
>>152794567
Paddy Pimplett went life or death with Jared Gordon
>>152794364Source?
Paddy Pimplett will become UFC champion without having to fight a man under 35 years of age in 4 years
>>152794595Doesn't fucking matter.I don't know why she looks Pakistani though
It's life AND death you fucking GOOF.
>>152794567Who is live
>>152794708just to correct you there never was no marriage
>>152794726daner's friend is pretty much saying they own venezuela and can and will do more of the same I'm so glad we ruined decades of geopolitical neutrality to align with a group of sugar addled mutts surely this won't bite us in the ass
>>152794727What are you Waffling abour now? Always waffling with you
>>152794745you're a fucking punk, dude
>>152794743We do. Know your betters.
>>152794760not disputing that just lamenting in sadness that we have become operation human shield like the haps in the south park movie
>>152794696They're gonna give him another title shot after Gaethje knocks him out?
>>152794755You can't talk to Me like that. Don't bite the hand the feeds you
I've been out 15 minutes today, just to get Pasta. This is crazy, this is fucked up
>>152794789I'm quoting tito
>>152794775After his loss, Paddy will face the returning, dog tough ufc veteran, Donald Cowboy Cerrone. If he gets through him in spectacular fashion, he's right back to the title.
rubio just said>if you don't know now you knowwe're mainstream boys>>152794811this but moicano and unironically
>>152794798my mandinkas made me peanut soup chicken and rice, very delicious
>>152794364>lung cancer? but I've never smoked
I'm in a Mood with you now. Give me space
>>152794890go watch the chael sonnen tito ortiz presser and then come back b
>>152794279>>152794331 We are all watching thisJason luv is on steroid. He can't cum. Adam22 is fucked.
>>152794936wrong thread b
>>152794936Hey isn't that...
Trapaholics, Real Trap Shit (damn son where'd you find this?)
>>152794981the honorable people bit was a joke it is an mmaguru quote when he spoke about gypsies (he was being serious thougheverbeit), it was quite good yeah very nourishing west hapfricans make good food imho
>>152795002
>>152795002Get a fucking life dude
>>152794890Who are you in aood with?
>>152795113i just had food delivered me by my afk associates who I was hanging with all afternoon and I'm off to mi amore's for the night a bit later what are you doing today b
She's a monster!
>>152795113Uh oooooh he's awake
>>152795140Yes and you look like Luke Rockhold, we geddit b trust me we geddit
>>152795140I believe all of that
>>152795151Joe sure likes his monsters
>>152795171if it makes you feel any better I have endured much sorrow to compensate for the few blessings I have bappajealousy is unbecoming we are better than that here
>>152795190He's a billionaire podcaster but even he is somehow still a victim because his dad called him gay :(
>I have endured much sorrow btw :(
>>152795199Drink up bro, it dulls the pain!
>>152795140>>152795184Your life is so much of a dream compared to his that he thinks it's a lie. This is life for many little fella, a minority but still many.This is gold kek
And before the comments, I'm not defending Finland, he's a Wankinstëin but I have to point a shambles out when I see it
>>152795271Turn your monitor on
I’ll treat you like you’re Maduro b. Don’t mess with me.
>>152795285did you just call me a helwani
>>152795289How could I read your comment If my monitor was off? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHYou are dumb
>>152795293What are you in about?
>>152795285This is the finland that's constantly claiming to have a job while also spamming the thread endlessly about stupid bullshit for hours on endAlso probably the pedophile finland
I just called you a wanker
>>152794979>>152794983>>152795263>>152795271HE GOT CARDIOJASON LUV IS FUCKED.
>>152795312>>152795312He runs a Business. That's not a job
>>152795298Your monitor is still off bro
>>152795324Anyway I'm going out in a bit, you're going to have to argue with Finland by yourself
>>152795320it literally runs itself too I just have to put my name on paper>>152795303don't worry about it I doubt you were it's all cushty rodders
Collecting welfare isn't "running your own business"
>>152795343Nothing wrong with Israelis anyway, they're great
>>152795371it is if you monetise it strategically to maximise profits
>>152795373behave yourself
>>152795378factual and highly intelligent post bruder by coincidence also what I'm doing as a "small time entrepreneur" hiring people on the unemployed registergreat minds think alike hh
It will be fucking hilarious when aspinal and gane have another go at it and aspinal loses again
Finland seems like a decent guy
>>152795449Too bad about his mom though
>>152795449You wont be thingkign that when he fucks yuor bitch. Respectfully.
>>152795449Which one?
>>152795449he's literally a pedophile
>>152795490Proof?
>>152795500Uh oh what is this anon requesting exactly. Is he planning to distribute too. The authorities are DEFINITELY going to hear about this
>>152795484definitely not you abdi
>>152795521What the hell man..
What's worse if Tom is lying about having eye surgery or if he is really that pathetic?
>>152795518I thought your ""authorities"" said they didn't know shit
>>152795484You confuse things. Can you just go away and never come back?
>>152795525vilma did nothing wrong
The authorities are DEFINITELY going to hear about this, aren't they?
>>152794936Steroids dont make it so you can't coom b. In fact low T would make it harder to coom. >>152794979Rampage leaked that Aiden is trying to set up a fight between mma guru and rampage. That makes this promotion relevant here.
>>152795552nice selfie
>>152795534
>>152795564Turn your monitor on pakman
https://youtu.be/k1Sr2DhLr1c?si=KymZmMWaHXWHoEXm
>>152795552I'm just gonna say it b. I don't think this one's doing it. I don't think it's exactly aggrivating spammy. It's simply NAS. Anon posted one of spams with a bubble head and brazza daddy t shirt. Try to find that one. It's better.
>>152795565MMA Joey shaved his head?
>>152794883I only vape bapa
>>152795599Your opinion = wgaf!
>>152795562>>152795565>>152795564L E V E Lhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767465406848805.mp4
>>152795565What are you trying to say? This is Fin all along?
>>152795662Oooohhhh heeeem!!
>>152795674Hows your back man
>>152795692This morning I sneezed and threw my back out.
>>152795662da wizzada wezzawectahbobby digital
Worldstar that, my nigguh
>>152795565I look like this and say thisI would shave my head but it's too cold outside
>>152795726NAHHHHhhh
>>152795662You are literally retarded with no brain cells. Use words you dumb bitch. Or maybe you like embarrassing and disgracing your country on the /heem/ stage?
>>152795908Sounds like you're trying to hurt his feelings.
>>152795908Le monde part en couille et toi tu parles d'un sport de merde. Une version merdique de la wwe.La France est le pays qui a produit Alizee. Quand ton pays de merde produira une telle beauté tu viendra me parler toi et ta langue de trisomique transexuel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2gOjBkTwT0&t=267
Poeple on this board Id get weemed forFranceSwedenFinaldPeople on this board Id weemBritishAmricaMorocco
>>152795565That's good. Happy for him.
>>152795995>down syndrome tonguebruh your language LITERALLY sounds like down syndrome individuals who are so high on the downs scale that they sound french. "OWhhh how fraowww howw ffpllahw chaoww cow fraw haw haww"
>>152795995why would you post audio only without the dancing butt
Well congrats spammy you did it, you finally fucking killed heem with your crybaby bitch ass bans
jon jones is a gay pedophile
>>152793591Heem yourself for this disgusting scran
Turn your respective monitors on
watch your weapons
We're halfway there, boyos! Hold on tight and heemember: we are here for you.
>>152795315>Let guy fuck your wife>Get mad about it afterwards
An prime Kurt Angle would really run throufh the current UFC roter
>>152797421The event should be called "A Cuck's Revenge" or something.>>152797540Realistically, he would have fought like a better Mark Kerr, unless he was somehow able to figure out the striking game better than most converted wrestlers of the era.
Kurt Angle got handled by a can that shot on him with a kimura, unless he devoted all his time to training mma fully which is a far fetch with his broken frickin neck, he wouldn't have done well
dont ask me how i got it. angle fought pro though, might do full reveal of the footage later.
who will stop tracy cortez?
>>152797811>>152797836subhuman
>>152795908this doo maaad >>152795995OOOOOOOOOHH HE SLEPT HIM
>>152798510It's my understanding Germans literally invented toilets with shelves to look at their shits
>>152797811Thos is my home man dont do that hear
>>152795692Wow you remembered. It's been better since a few days ago, thank the lord. And thank you, appreciated man, didn't expect that
>>152798751Glad to hear, back injuries are no fun
>>152793088How do I protect my feelingsA canadian called me dumb on pol
That webm ruined my day
You think Trump will go full Roman Emperor and have Maduro executed during the White House card?
>>152798751Your back won't recover. It's going to get worse and worse until your near paralyzed by chronic back pain.
>>152798751What happened to your back
>>152795995Is she still making music?I remember seeing her on the telly and having a crush on her
>>152798552I said that after him, RETARD. You're mad I already bodied your crusted germ filth cunt earlier.
>>152799000there's only one webm in the thread and it's a guy riding a miniature steam engine
>>152795434>againHe never lost to GayneEase up on the vodka Dmitry
>>152794696Paddy deserves itGreat fighter, great eater, even greater characterFunny accent, weird haircutDude has it allPuked on the cage
> mfw ian machado garry knocks out islam makachev
>>152798917Yep, scary. You don't know if it's going to be a few weeks or for life. I hope America gets afflicted with the latter one day>>152799030Dave Tate said it's ok for your back to slightly round when deadlifting, a d stupidly I did it
>>152799261>back to slightly round when deadliftingOofDont play with that, better safe then being out for months
so hows paramount?
>>152799634shavkat vs garry (clear W by garry)
Os that fuken poo
>>152799817I don't know but I'm scared and I'm afraid
To the indians itt please spare us of showing pictures of your cuisineNamaste
Anyone wamt to talk Two Stawrs podcast? Looking foreward to another great year of insght
>>152796256gane said something like this
>>152800154Nah he said wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly
>>152799721Better than ESPN's dogshit site. Better load times and better quality. Thoughbeit Brazil said loading times are shit for him. Thoughbeit I'm skeptical of how it will run live for a numbered event when everyone's watching. Their live football sometimes buffers and drops quality so there's a chance it could be shit for the first ppvs
>>152799879 they don't go to school!>>152800115 they don't have a job!>>152800154 but they paid!
DC sounding OFF on the LHW DIVISION
>>152800359Fewl of a ting
Spaaaammmyyy, I'm coming for you pea-head
>>152800204Let's go for that!
>no mmareported thread for /b/ content
i've moved on from heem i'm into more mature things now like scrap
no ufc is on
>>152799083It was a webm of a woman dying slowly after falling from a building
Fight island being moved to Venezuela as we speak
>>152800981haha! topical!
https://youtube.com/shorts/cJVXpvb9mBE?si=sUEFz_JHgDz12sgA
*boots an old woman on the subway*Worldstar that, my nigguh
you know that tom hardy guy? yeah he was offered the arman grappling match but was filming so they got shara insteadyes the batman spiderman guy
>>152801660I am Iron Man, oh woah Tony stark we cannot do that
What's wrong with hitting your wife?
Tommy Reddit out there trying to fuck sorority girls.
im fucking pissed off. I want to heem people and then permaheem myself
>>152801809not that guys dont get to his their aoife
>>152801872forgot pic
>>152801809It's dumb. Not dissimilar to keying your own car.
Im fucking going crazy meng why theres no ufc
>>152801872Why
>>152801809I love my wife. I married her for a reason why would I hit her
Is there ever gonna be MMA again?
>>152798991Grab your set and call him a fag
>>152795190>my father hated me so much he paid for 12 years of taekwondo classes
>>152800359>bader>davis>rashawld evanspretty sure glover heemed those guys when he was a brawler and barely even used jiu jitsu.
Bo Nigger
Romero could have remained in the UFC for a few more fights. He is always fun to watch even if he fights cans or older guys or even he loses.Why was he cut from the UFC? Was his decision?
>>152802989DC's point is that he wouldn't be able to control them as easily.
>>152803126He was on a losing streak and probably didn't feel like pissing clean anymore.
>>152802010>January 3:Reality Fighting - January 3, 2026 (MMA)January 9:1:00 PM ET Ares Fighting Championship 37 Hexagone MMA 37 >January 10:Real American Freestyle 05 Covington vs Rockhold>January 16:LFA 224 ONE Friday Fights 138 >January 17:KSW 114 Oktagon MMA 82 BKFC 86 Julian bang bro Lane vs Dustin Pague>January 23:ONE Fight Night 39 Rambolek vs. DayakaevLFA 225 all stuff we watch :)
>>152803132Who, Pereira wouldnt be able to control THEM? I would say almost everyone's basic mma grappling is just as, if not better than those murican wrasslin guy's in-cage grappling. We see it in every other division now as well, which proves it.
chama
>>152803363DC trains with pro fighters and his opinion comes from that position. You masturbate to the armpits of wmma bums.
>>152803480Turn your monitor on
>>152803568I would never masturbate to a female fighter!
>>152803596Haha no I know I just wanted to use a spammy-ism
>>152802989Davis 30-27 Glover
>>152795213I dunno, I don't like Joe but I do feel for him about his dad. Did you hear his dad shooting on him? Absolutely ruthless, and for his own father to be saying that shit. Madone, it's a fucking disgrace.
>>152804298
BJ Penn showed what the world where everyone is the eccentric director behins the scenes
>>152804836Can someone translate this post to English?
>>152804880Yeah, Justin Agathej can
Somehow explained how Gaethje would piece up Paddy to a decision with superior speed, accuracy, and takedown defense and they lowkey convinced me of the shit I been trolling about for weeks.Am I retarded?
Justin Gaethje faces Paddy Pimblett. Strength vs Intellect, Savant vs Genius. Enkidu vs Gilgamesh. The eternal torture of Prometheus vs the futile toil of Sisyphos. Ace of Hearts vs Joker
Paddy Pimblett, a pedigreed cock with a proud plume. Justin Gaethje, a famished fighting dog, frothing at the mouth. Fowl faces hound. Beak and claws challenge chattering jaws. UFC 324
>>152805038>>152805157Now do Spammy vs Sneed
>>152805038Pimblett is a hyped up bum with no gas tank, never tested the 5 rounder game, all garth has to do to win is drag it 3 round+ and he is got this in the bag.
Man I really wish MMA Guru would go live tonight bro
Paddy is a project, paddle is a phony, poodle is a mama's boy, piddy fights once a year, this guy a champion? NO, not in a million years
>>152805392mighty mouse starched that bum
There's been a guy complaining about getting banned posting all day Go outside nigga
>>152806445Defenestrated that dick downing downie
>>152806445Cracked that cum consuming cock cleaner
>>152806445owned that friggen noob
>>152806445Mangled that mush mouthed mongoloid
>>152806522really helping your case there chief
>>152806445Buttfucked that brainless buttfucked bitch
>>152806445Raped that rotund retard. Respectfully.
>>152806549post 67
>>152806445Super soaked that semen sommelier
>>152803480Nah, his opinion simply comes with a bias towards amurrican wrasslin. He's from an era where more average mma fighters would struggle against their blast doubles and grinding out head-in-crotch double legs against the fence.This worked in all divisions and now has become second nature for average fighters to defend. We, you and me, are fucked. Our one homegrown martial art is obsolete. Sambobrazzas and Hue-jitsu bros own us. It's over...
>>152806600*oil checks you*
Justin Gate heCuz he be gatekeepin
Sometimes when I watch MMA I feel like maybe fighting and harming one another is a really really bad thing.Maybe we shouldn't be watching this stuff. Maybe MMA becoming so big over the past 5-10 years should be seen as a sign that things are getting worse. Everyone is spiritually sick and getting sicker every day.
Imagine taking an million words ton say "im gay". Respectfully.
>>152806680bappa bawxing has been big forever and that's way more dangerous if anything mma is like the lacrosse of combat sports
>>152806688in yourn case you need not say anything people just get one one look at you and go yeah
>>152806740Yeah well
>>152806740kpopmaxxing is not gay
>Maybe MMA becoming so big over the past 5-10 years should be seen as a sign that things are getting worseHumans have been partaking in simulated combat for as long as humanity existed. The average citizen will never experience much violence in their lives, and watching fighters in a sport allows them to live vicariously and experience a cathartic release of their violent urges in a healthy way.This is true of all cultures and all races. You watching two mountain goblins scrap in a cage is no different from a roman plebian watching a slave fight a barbarian in the arena.Whether it be the gladiators, the jousters, or prize fighters, we as a species are simply naturally attracted to spectacle violence
>>152806863If you think about it medieval jousting was jow power slap with extra steps
Joi power salp am I right fellas
>>152807022I don't get it
>>152806818Thats buttfucking b
>>152806863Imagine a utopian world without this! Imagine you wouldn't need to see these horrors!Not having to see blood and pain!The suffering of man and woman and child!Imagine a world filled with love and life and caring-Man as one with nature-The earth showing you all you needHumanity, animal and earth-Locked into one another in purity-For each other.....Forever<3
>>152806600yu ashley belie'bin the wurds ur say'in b?
You put the best roman gladiator in there with Tom Aspinall no holds bar who do you think stepping out of there
>>152807090Nah fuck taht!!
Uh-uh, fuck that (fuck that)8 doobies to the face, fuck that12 bottles in the case, nigga, fuck that2 pills and a half-weight, nigga, fuck thatGot a high tolerance when your age don't existMan, I swear my nigga trippin' off that shit againPick him up, then I set him in cold waterThen I order someone to bring him VicodinHope that take the pain awayFrom the feeling that he feel todayYou know when you part of Section .80Feel like no one can relate
>>152807120they go for his eyes in the first 15 seconds
Martin Buday perfectly simulated Gane in sparring. Ergo, Will Fleury would destroy Tom Aspinall.
4chan is an extremely important part of Sneed's life and her ability to post here directly correlates with her happiness.
>>152807293bappa explain how you know who sneed is
JDM should have not got taken down.
/box/ won
>>152804775lucky shot
/heem/ won
>>152807631>last name larry>first name smith
>>152807626that's why I say, hey, man, nice shot
>>152804775good shot, man
>>152807451I wish I would've stuffed youNow takedown defense is a little late
>>152807451Islam fluked the takedowns
Why did they cut that heemer forgot his name but let costa in, he is the most boring apezilian in the game
>>152794364the happiest man in the world
>>152807689Turn your monitor on
>>152807686one speaks more broken english, tiny hat marketing llc made the recommendation
Okay I'm back what have I missed
I was prepared to die in that sauna
>>152795611>Not knowing his greatness, Kyriakos GrizzlyShameful
>>152801604Gaethjeesque.
>>152807944pantohjah will be back by the spring he will challege joshua van at ufc 326
I'm beginning to regret a tryst with a gyppo
I'm afraid when we learn how to live we wont have time
>>152807980so pantoja is fighting before the fraudulent heavyweight "champion" thomas r shitforbrains? curious
This weather is fucking CRAZY
>>152807992'ffraid so m8 mig'ht nev'r figh8 agen
>>152808057neither. sounds like a no contest due to security interference by way of hugging. if one wouldve got barbaric enough for a bystander to step in, then we can call that a TKO. sounds like neither wanted to fight
tom was supposed to carry hw for years :(
>>152808101But I bet you wouldn't have the same opinion if that fight was in the UFC where people are paying big bucks to watch it
>>152808057>I could heem this fag while brushing my teeth>give him a couple hooks>no heemTKO loss via pillowfists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nySXi3PMfdkmr beast gives his take on toms eye
>>152808121This is the right answer. You also wouldn't score the fight the same way if it were in the Octagon
>>152808057Hoenstly? Sounds like the hard man got neutealized and, essentaily, rendered inpotent by the smaller man
>>152808108Who is tom
>>152808057>then the fag gets realised he doesn't anymore
>>152808111>but i bet you if its in the ufc, and you have full mount in the cage, and are doing nothing, they stand you up, and if you stall till the ref intervenes again, and again, eventually a point is taken, with the contest ending if the faggotry continues. >>152808137So you wanted an answer saying TKO loss? did you lose a bar fight to a midget who held you down? are you trying to frame your draw/no contest as a win? lmao
>>152808191tom jones the british heavyweight champ
>>152808057I feel like you've asked this before
Need mongolian porn stars, older women. So far have Lira Kissy
give me 10 minute rounds in the paramount era. no more decisions, no more draws. 30 minute matches. no fighter health care. lower the fighters pay. i want them hungry
>>152808138This is the modern pseudo expert take. You've got to get out of this mentality. In fighting there is NO such thing as control time. It's a made up illogical technicality>>152808194Kek can't argue with you this time>>152808204Don't take it so literally, just imagine he does fake little girl hammer fists from an inch away with no power and no intent to cause damage every time the ref gets close, and wraps his arm over his chin a few times for fake sub attempts. They can stay there indefinitely if he wants.And no don't be literally again, it's obviously not a tko, I just wanted anon to say that the hard man is winning>>152808218Really?
>>152808209Sorry pal, i don't watch soccer
>>152808227It's just a feeling
>>152808229my goddaughter calls it soccerball in english and I can hear nasheeds in my head when she does it
>>152799096Even without the eye pokes aspinal was getting his ass beat
>>152808231Alright
aspinall gave up over an injury some fat brazilian overcame to heem his yugoslavi teammateaspinall is a bitch and no matter how many charisma vacuum bongs he spams to change our mind he has become the ben shapiro of ufc and no one could even give a fuck
>>152808245it is a disgraceful hybrid of two words and at her age I was already playing she has no excuse to sound like some diabetic numbskull the word is football here it is football everywhere it is football
>>152804775Let's be serious, has Alex surpassed Israel's legacy? I think they're very similar, but being a champion in two different divisions puts Alex a little bit ahead
>>152808229its not unusual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-HdGnzYdFQ
>>152808266Nah izzy flatlined him with the greatest heem of the decade, snoozing belts in the bum divisions don't mean shit
>>152808266gonna need the old man 3rd mma fight to determine. if israel finishes him again, he has to edge him out. what does it say about the people pereira has beat if that happens? Jan's the best one?
>>152808296I think Jan and Ank are better victories than Whittaker in the sense that both would probably beat Israel more times than not , although in terms of legacy and resume, Robert is better than both.
>Oh hi /heem/
>>152808319its tough, goes to show we need that trilogy mma fight. an izzy vs jan rematch, if jan loses they dont cut him yet, but gives him a win, and maybe title shot lol. gives whittaker time to either move up to lhw or take a MW fight to set the field going into the summer
Gane heems turd assGane heems peredditGane salsa tangoes waldo to a decisionAll before 2026 ends
Paddy Pimblett beat Michael Chandler (#13th best lightweight in the world) and is now fighting for a title.They move Paddy up by one spot for doing nothing each time they update the rankings but this doesn't mean he's an elite 155er.The biggest fraud at lightweight.Complete sham.WWE.
>>152808266>>152807866
>>152809012
>>152808366shoulda got more tats
>>152809012Gonna cry?
>>152809012I trust the journalists doing the rankings. They probably had a good reason for it.
Finland makes one post actually about MMA and all the anglos melt downLevels
>>152809507tat:hair:championship - cant have all three. load up on tats lol
>>152799220Damn every chud just needs a black girlfriend
>>152809012paramount era matchups. espn friday's toprank-esque cards on the horizon
>>152809827Best thing about knuck is every doo is BUCKED UP and ready to swang
The amazing awe inspiring power of Ian Garry
Shaubcat v. JDM is THE fight to make
>Hahahaha You got no legs black boy
Brad Tavares is one win from passing Bisping on the MW wins list lol. Tavares isnt bad but he doesnt finish
>>152809858great for pre fight and post fight. BUCKED UP Energy
is the khazakistani/mongolian guy still injured?
>>152810076soon
>>152810064They need to wear heels/open shoes
>reminder, this thread isn't /heem/to the lurking faggot from /heem/ that chooses to spam this thread, in an attempt to get it deleted, that's bitch behavior. Since the lurking faggot is obsessed with the thread, I'll explain it for him to passive aggressively post about, since he just spammed it AGAIN!. Eat shit faggot/scrap/>finishes/action from recent fights- easy to find, no sifting through a thread and a half of the same faggot shit>green text meat and potatoes of stories that interest you with action attached/poster to promote>green text event quick details + highlights or more action- tie them for a later bump with more highlights for the people who just scroll for clips
>>152810162We're not using your thread lil bro
Why were fans so accepting and accommodating of JDM when he was out for a year on injury but so critical and dismissive of Shavkat for the same thing
>>152810162Rent free, as I said last time, why would I fill the catalog with a thread when there are no fights. This thread has barely any MMA, some faggot Brit talking about his back (might be you), and the same discord faggot spamming mental illness. I told you last time you stupid Brit nigger, /scrap/ will stay bumped when there are fights, when there isn’t, it’s goes away, it’s not some laugh at England thread that stays up to mock you lmao. You’re just trying to cultivate your own faggot community and that’s okay, but some people do just want to look at fights and talk fights without some faggot friendship simulator, you dumb fucking nigger.
>>152810278>>152810292It's not that serious man. We don't need paragraphs
>>152810076nah hes good, just waiting on daner to give him an opp
Paddy Pimblett vs Justin Gaethje. Who wins? Gaethje by KO? PossiblyGaethje by decision? Not likelyPaddy by KO? Not likelyPaddy submission? LikelyPaddy by decision? Possibly
>>152810402>Paddy by KO? Not likelyfar more likely than you think
>>152810402Paddy Pimblett has never fought a guy like Justin Gaethje
>>152810449Ok maybe more probably not likely
>>152810402As much as I want Gaethje to win, I see Paddy getting him to the fence, and mauling to a TKO, or mauling to a choke. Gaethje still has a punchers chance
>>152810466I guess>>152810492Yup
Gaethje by submission? Most likely
I wanna see Blagoy Ivanov holding gold by the end of this year
>>152810994>On 4 September 2024, Ivanov was suspended from competition by USADA until January 2026 because of a failed test for anabolic steroids.[55]
Jack Kwabby Cuckalena vs Daddy Prates
>>152811085JDM would likely beat him badly
>>152811044The time is nigh
>>152810268anti kazakhstani racism
>>152810402>Garth by KO: noGaethje hasn't heemed anyone since 2019 (no headkicks dont count and paddy doesnt lean with hammer blocks exposing the back of his head)>Gaycheese by decision: most likely if he stops paddy's meme takedowns and sub attempts. Paddy will be a slow sitting duck on the feet.>Paddy by ko: no>Paddy by submission: His most likely way to win.>Paddy by decision: noDumb cazzie, stop listening to joe and dc's commentary. They literally don't rewatch fights.
>>152810162Are you the guy who used to spam Jon Bernthal's REAL ONEs podcast and your gimmick was to spam every day that he is the new /heem/ mascot and schaub is done for?
finland
>>152812110sup b
>>152810278
>>152812193
>>152812248
>>152812266I had not but your service is appreciated it is noticeably nicer here
you've never seen spammy and Sneed in the same room before.... weird
>>152812346this but dana white and tito ortiz
more like dr sneed the mild mannered floridian fellow and mr pork the sperm obsessed fecal specialist with a troubled past and fetish for muscular mountain men
>>152811922Nah, commentators like dc and joe should before a ppv. It leads to them saying retarded shit. Like "Gaethje always posesses the nuclear option in his hands with his one punch knockout power". They're too senile to remember fights correctly.
>>152812266you duckin spammy fr. only people to shut him up head on is the k1 spamer in her prime and the blk boy sissy clitty guy
>>152812602I have literally since f*enchie shut down threads and beat the janny into submission several times thougheverbeit plus I broke spams for the entirety of 2025 by merely heeming minge and getting high
seen* phoneposting on my portable device
>>152812506Oh ok explain. Who is who?
>>152812848he probably can't swim while you fish every day I would also be crippled with envy
chills...
>>152808266>has Alex surpassed Israel's legacy yes ank, blachowicz and jiri would beat the living fuck out of izzy
>>152812993You know it does make sense if you are Dr. Jekyll and spammy is Mr. Hyde because you are just using the spammy persona to be who you really are.
>>152813101I had it 48-47 AdesanyaOutside the last round it was a really close fight between Blacohwicz and Adesanya. The idea that Blachowicz was beating Adesanya gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Adesanya 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.
>>152812266>>152813188come take care of your mentally retarded son, please.
the only reason UFC keeps giga-bums like chandler and dook in upper rankings is to give the favourites layup fights.
Sneed, the hero we dont deserve but desperately need. The lightning rod redirecting all of the pedocord's seethe for heem.
>>152813374>38-38jesus wept...
>>152813729>OOOOH! >IZZY ATE THAT FIST LIKE HE EATS HIS DOG'S DICK!!!
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>>152813468himself. the trio of retards play off one another
>>152813964
Arman inviting actors to grapple before challenging a fighter. he wont fight until the fall lol
>>152814057The UFC specifically booked to lock him out of the top 5 and freeze him out of the division but that's his fault apparently
>>152814107oh no there are consequences for my actions!
Jon Jones pisses hot causing the UFC to move the entire event to a different venue last minute: flirtingArman gets injured causing a short notice replacement: harassment
former UFC Lightweight title challenger Renato MoicanoArman Tsarukyan
>>152813978id soccer kid you in the head so fucking hard come to the US. im tired of seeing your flag around me
>>152814278one t city away from a title shot
is it good
>>152814399No
Jon turned down a fight with Chael fucking Sonnen lmao
>>152814057Arman already challenged terrified Topiglet. Xhe responded by retiring.
>>152814399>That looks good.>Oh and arman, no more food vids.
>>152814645gotta get'm booked for a 500 million viewer HYPEfc contest
>>152814219The difference is Jon Jones was ready to fight anyone anywhere any time, so the main event went on. Goat shit only. Arman Shartrunyan didn't even try. Goat fucker shit only.
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bKtnexS-g>PADDY handshake:emoji TOMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bKtnexS-g>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bKtnexS-g
>>152814107it is hilarious to think about. all and I mean ALL of this could be avoided had he fought gamrot in spring.
>>152814645If they were ever planning on booking that fight, arman would be fighting for the interim :(
>>152814446
>>152813188> GOAT!!!!> I picked Topouria by KO!> I had it 28 -29 fighter!> club and sub!
>>152814845It's that, and he turned down a title fight with islam right after the oliveira fight, because 4 months away was too short of notice for him.
>>152814527>>152814543one h bomb couldve changed it all. robbed after he loses his return
>>152814929I said all these things. Plus I picked Islam to sub moino, Islam beating JDM by decision too! I am the GOAT of picks!
>>152814875Chaddy and Arman will fight the vacant belt. AGPuria is retirin’ and troonin’ sadly
>>152814933there are mountains of things he did wrong really. they really must have plans for him because he would get Mokaev'd already if that wasn't the case. I don't see it though. they booked everyone in such way that tells him to shart off. shouldn't have headbutted Dan..
>>152814543??
gaethje winning could be the best thing for LW. it forces all the others to take at least one fight, if Ilia returns in time, if it doesnt then they slide Hooker in for an IC shot.
>>152815030UFC 151 was cancelled when Jones turned down a 1 week notice fight against Chael. Hendo hurt his knee.
WE cannot follow THEM
>>152815095No shit dumbass
>>152815042Yes flushed old CTE bums fighting for fake interim belt!!! While Clitia sits out for 25 months! LW is saved!!!
>>152815002Spammy what would your mom say if she walked in on you drawing makeup on men? I know there's deep seeded issues between you two but you don't want to disappoint her like that. Please delete that from your harddrive.
>>152815042lol no. you would have winner of Charles Vs Max and Arman demanding title shot. it could be a degree funnier if(when) Charles wins.
>>152815136Clitia steatorrhea identifies as an AGPiglet thoughbeit
>Clitia steatorrhea identifies as an AGPiglet thoughbeit
>>152815117they are our betters. they say jump, we say no, but the truth is they didn't want us jumping in the first place... we're too pathetic and low iq to outsmart our Jdaddies... poor little piggies...
>>152815125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycCkswHyWdMwhy did you put the question then? sounds like you didnt know. now you do, he fought chael AFTER the card was cancelled you fucking retard. >151 was supposed to face hendo, chael offers, jones declines (1 week notice)>VITOR OFFERS Jones accepts that fight on shorter notice (3 week notice)>CHAEL FIGHT IS SET UP AFTER HE BEATS VITORYOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT FOR BRAINS. so what was your retarded question?
Ricky Turcios on the prelims baby
>>152815216Didn't read but I'm sorry that happened, or good for you.
>>152815195As do you, I fear
>>152815235you cant read thats why you dumb nigger. jones declined to fight chael first, when 151 was in jeopardy you fucking casual
>2020Holy fucking shit lmao
>>152815296It’s true, Tyla was been bouncing xer birth control bussy on BPC (big pitbull cock) for that long
>>152815345Thank you for another quality contribution to the thread spammy.
alright time to spam this board so one retard makes a new thread for mental illness containment. 27 posts to go!
Homie I love myself and my birth control bussy
*A talk to B about C* >INSERT PHOTO
*C talk to B about A*>INSERT PHOTO
>>152815452His posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
*A apologize to B for talking about C* >INSERT PHOTO
*Sit with the posts*
>>152815492The beagle buss sticks my birth control booty together like a steatorrhea sandwich, sadly
>>152815261>>152815296>>152815345You’ve been here for a while yourself spammy spams
>>152815565oh dear...
>>152815565Oh dear oh dear...
Why are pink piggies so vile and disgusting compared to sexy brazza daddies?
>>152815565This would explain why he respects the "xer" pronouns despite the feigned hatred. Food for thought.
>>152815715Be VERY careful brazza... It's all fun and games until our WHITE daddies here us talkin mess...
>>152815762>>152815671>>152815641Why did you reply to your own post 3 times
>>152815762Shut up bitch
Why did Bruce buffer get ab implants
>>152815898>why not
>>152815824Schizo. You need help. Take need your meds.
>>152815982that terrifying. youre telling me there you, me and at least two other americans in here, plus others? no way man, no way
>>152815982>Take need your meds.Huh? Spaddy got ya thong in a twist.
luke rochold wrestles soon. small chance he gets knocked out
JDM says he now wants to get dominated by Topuria!
>>152816201>>152816201>>152816201>>152816201here it is, BUD. see you later
>>152815804never thought i'd see kadyrov submitting that beast
