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7-0 Seattle
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>>152803637
Above average teams
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This is the thread
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My Niners fucking SUCK.
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French toast, waffles or pancakes for halftime
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>>152803653
Yes
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Seahawks 2026 Superbowl champs
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>>152803653
Breakfast for dinner is gay.
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Seahawks are the much better team.
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what percentage of white American women have been with black guy?
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>Toughest division
Lol
Lmao
Neither of these teams are making it to the SB
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Anyone else drinking this eve?
Im having a few extra beers since my wife is at a huge Seahawks party and won't be home til tomorrow
Her boss bought an AirBnb to have a huge watch party for the game
Im pretty glad I get to stay home and post with my bros (and have a few more beers than I would normally, haha!)
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>Seattle got a 3rd from Vegas for Geno
LMAO
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>>152803653
Porn.
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>missed most of the 1st half because I had to walk my GF's pitbull

She just got back from a girl's trip to Jamaica and her whole body is sore from all the hiking they did. She can't walk for a while.
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Why didn't they run it on 4th and 1?
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>>152803661
blimey
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Rodgers
Favre
Manning
Brady
Darnold
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Any anons itt been to a gay bathhouse? I'm in SF for work next week and thought I'd try it out. Any feedback?
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>>152803667
>American white women
>American
>White
Lol
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My Burrs bootyblast either of these shitters
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>>152803651
They arent facing a team that had rampant flu affecting even the coach with 11 starters out. and they didnt even win that game without the refs lol. Purdy is a superbowl caliber qb!
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SAM VICK
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>>152803681
Are you ranking them by attractiveness?
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SAM VICK
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>>152803681
How many of them went 13+ wins with TWO teams? Darnold is the GOAT
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>>152803674
Wait till you hear what we got for Russell Wilson
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>>152803667
Over 50%
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>>152803678
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>>152803651
Defense sucks ass and we had an easy schedule. I knew people were going to overate this team by the end of the season.
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Take the 15 yards and turn Darnold’s brain to mush there.
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lmao white bois can’t run
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>>152803670
Awesome that your wife's work parties require everyone to have their phones off too.
Ensures team building by making sure no one's just on their phone all night, and some real conversations can happen.
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>>152803678
Women can be stressful
But im sure she had fun and youre a good dude for walking the dog!
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>>152803661
What does Arab girl booty smell like?
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>>152803678
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I gave up soda for one of my New Years resolution but these 9ers unis is making me crave Dr. Pepper.
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>>152803688
>mfwdbwdsb
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Holy fuck these pharmaceutical ads are insane, I mean it’s on mute, but America is fuxked
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>hungry for BP
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>>152803711
Like bags of sand
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I haven't been able to watch the game so far. How are my reffies doing?
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How would an incel virgin explain sex to kids if they had to give them The Talk?
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>>152803678
yeah…sore from hiking…
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>>152803711
Pussies taste like curry actually. Kinda off-putting.
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>>152803712
Based
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>flyovers cuckwatching
kek
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>>152803719
Pretty good. Waiting for the Seattle chimp out.
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>>152803712
I like the one at the top the most
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nick bosa's wife looks like she fucks black guys
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Yeah it's fucking over
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>>152803729
>>152803730
Enjoy living with mexicans and blacks
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>>152803712
mental wellness
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>>152803717
Why is he so cute. Even the ref warned him "hey that's alot of fines! Stop!"
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>>152803661
nice butt
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Doesn't feel like a 7-0 game
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>>152803730
The Rams were in St. Louis for a massive chunk of those wins dummy
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>>152803735

white players on defense are basically black guys
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>>152803735
nick bosa looks like he fucks black guys
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>seacucks frauds
>9ers frauds
>rasm frauds
>eagles suck
>>NFC South
>packers suck
Tell me why the Bears aren't going to the Superbowl
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>>152803712
Kek why do people do this?
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Is it possible to become good at acting if you're alone all the time?
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>>152803740
Faithful
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"Keep it close"
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>>152803753
Why does the bitch on the left look crazy?
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>>152803753
lmao just act like people are there
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>>152803745
Seahawks are dragging their nuts all over the Whiners
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>>152803733
Won’t happen if this continues. No need to chimp when you’re a raping.
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>>152803751
bears can't into suberb owl
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This game should be fucking 21-0
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>>152803760
Because she is. Trust your instincts when it comes to those sorts of things.
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>>152803760
pupils, she's on coke or e
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>Getting blown out by the visiting team
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>>152803729
Youre just coping that niners only win when the refs overturn game changing plays in your favor.
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remember when the 49ers kicked the shit outta my eagles and lost to the chiefs in the super bowl then my eagles went on to kick the shit outta the chiefs in their super bowl
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Having some moose tracks ice cream and sugar cookies for dessert :)
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>>152803753
yes (no I won't elaborate)
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>dave matthews outro

they're going for it tonight
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healthy chiefs would bootyblast literally every team in the 'offs
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It really should be at least 21-0 right now
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>>152803764
Are they? 10-0 doesn’t sound like a raping.
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>shithawks in full control
>10-0

wtf
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>>152803753

anything is possible
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>>152803774
No
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>>152803771
retard. it's dark.
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>>152803751
as an Eagles fan I am confident that the Birds can beat either of these shit teams along with the Bears. It's hard to lose twice to one time in a season.
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Fucking demolished a plate of wings and it's not even halftime. Big dog gotta eat!
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>>152803753
Relax bateman
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>>152803774
I don't. My family and I turned that game off at halftime because we're Chiefs fans
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>>152803713
fuck that looks good
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>>152803787
Every niners game is like this, the defense sucks turbo dogshit but somehow manages to hold them to a field goal or get a flukey turnover
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>It SHOULD BE 16-0
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>>152803760
her head is not moving but it feels like it's coming at you at breakneck speed
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>>152803794
Damn dude save some for me! Gaga
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Just feels like one of those games where one team controls the whole game and then blows it
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>>152803794
I hope you die. That image never fails to anger me.
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>>152803776
Nice. I'm making some broccolini, pasta pomodoro and salmon.
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>>152803786
1 first down in 1.5 quarters doesn’t sound like resisting much.
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>>152803791
The Eagles offense is putrid dogshit, defense doesn't alone win championships anymore
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>>152803803
It’s a woman, not a fucking velociraptor.
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>>152803805
Yes, god imagine the bjs.
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>>152803805
that's fucking gross
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>>152803773
The Gay Area ain't gonna like this one!
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>>152803810
gay
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>>152803805
>tattoo
Gross, no
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>>152803786
how many first downs do the 49ers have? i think 1. how many possessions do they have? have they even gotten close to scoring at all? aren't the Seahawks averaging over 7 yards a carry? this is undercover rape.
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>>152803802
Ha! I took that pic right before I blew the little guys head clean off. Still haven't repainted that part of the wall
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>ur team
>who are you rooting for?

Patriots
49ers
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>>152803814
>nurse
she fucks black guys
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>>152803810
Sounds delicious enjoy! :)
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>>152803824
>He doesn't like italian
miss me
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how much gatorade does cuck allen drink while watching his wife
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The San Francisco 40winemoms
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>>152803791
>>I am confident that the Birds can beat
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>152803796
fuckoff AI slopper
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>>152803818
women aren't real anon
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>>152803832
Loins
Seattle
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>>152803805
She could spit at me and kick me in the balls and she'd pick me up
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>>152803814
Built for ___
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>>152803818
looks like a fuckin velociraptor
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>>152803805
yes, but only if she likes deathcore
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>>152803832
Indian girl looks like she fucks white guys
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BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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eMANwori
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>>152803751
Bears are only team that hasn't gotten blown out. Two loses were first two games of the season. 15 games later their only loses were absolute down to the wire plays. Niners won because of a free TD. You literally cant stop bears godtier time manegment and grit. caleb learns and gets better every game. There isn't a playoff team that should feel comfortable playing the bears right now.
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>>152803812
They’re laying there bored asking if it’s in yet.
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holy fuck even my packies would btfo these shit 9ers
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>Gorged Shittle
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Jesus the Seattle D looks a lot like the LoB again...
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>>152803853
Free
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>>152803805
yeah totally not going to stab me in the chest up for her satanic rituals
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>glad I'm not a flyove-ack!
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I've been a lifelong 9er fans for a couple weeks now and I'm starting to get a little nervous about this game.
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>>152803833
Nurses fuck doctors and chud police officers anon, they are also all desperate to get pregnant by a guy above her tax bracket
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>>152803843
Not too much because he's busy jerking off. He chugs a bottle after the bull leaves
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kekkies!
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yeah, it's over
good night everyone, and please don't kidnap the president of my country while i'm asleep
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I've been tasked by my family to give my nephew "the talk" (about sex). I'm a virgin incel, so I only know about porn and jacking off.
Do you think my family picked me to give the talk because they know I'm a virgin and are laughing at me?
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>>152803818
>>152803855
kek
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Jesus fuck the run the ball YOU HAVE CMC
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MAHOMESIAN
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>>152803832
Vikings
Seattle
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>>152803832
Rams
Seeding
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Holy shit they got a first down
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>>152803858
>Indian girl looks like she fucks white guys
What about her makes her look like that?
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My (healthy) Bears would BTFO both of these shit teams
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>>152803872
I hate flyovers but this is funny
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i love watching players my bengies passed up on in the draft looking elite
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This is Shanahan's nervous playcalling in the playoffs btw
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>>152803856
>Le lOrNa shOrE

dude
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If it weren’t for football just about everyone on Seattle’s defense would be prison.
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Is your team lucky, unlucky, or neither?
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>>152803883
He's aged pretty badly and can't run as well anymore.
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>>152803832
That jeeta fucks white dudes
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anybody wanna meet up and fight?
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How do I find and date a Persian girl Calibros? I heard you have a lot of them
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>>152803832
>Rams
>everybody getting injured
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>>152803890
westernized dress & hairstyle
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>>152803900
getting stuck with FUCKING patullo isn't luck
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Is Tranahan a hack?
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>>152803880
They picked you because they figure you'll be the one most comfortable telling him about the cock & vagina & semen
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Congrats on moving up to an average of 1.5 first downs per quarter. It’s a sure fire way to be unbeatable on offense.
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>>152803832
Jags
Panthers
I want the Cat Bowl.
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I hope the rest of the league is watching what the Seahawks are doing to the 49ers. Stop chasing after the ball—focus on the player and tackle him to the ground when he enters your zone. It sounds hard, but it’s actually very easy if you’re disciplined.
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First time watching sports with my girlfriend's work friends. They are so awesome to be around!
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>>152803908
My uncle married one and she almost ruined his life
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>>152803908
I heard from people I've played CSGO with that there are a lot of them in a place called Glendale
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>>152803880
They don't want to do it.
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>>152803908
Go to a hookah bar wearing tight pants
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>>152803908
They don't fuck white boys
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>this game
>rams last week
is the nfc west overrated?
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>>152803844
Yooooo blud got jokes fr
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>>152803922
>My uncle married one and she almost ruined his life
Greentext? How bad can a Persian wife be?
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>>152803808
90% of Floridians and californians dont get on a boat More than once a year. Enjoys your hurricanes and earthquakes
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Are 49ers dogshit?
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>>152803826
>>152803822
get a room homos
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>>152803920
lol
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>2 minute warning
Halftime plans?
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>>152803940
without trent williams yes
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>>152803930
I remember some down syndrome anon said it was the best division in the NFL last week in the genny
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>>152803908
Be rich. They don't just settle for average niggas
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>>152803832
Patriots
A tie.
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>>152803930
Rams D hasn't been the same since Lake's injury. And Stafford has at least 2 shitters every season
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>>152803805
No. The only way she could pick me up is if she does anal. If you aren't willing to sacrifice your body for the sole sake of my pleasure then you aren't for me. I want to know what the inside of her little pink asshole feels like while she's screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs.
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>>152803938
I knew you weren't from New Zealand you VPN fag
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>>152803920
Sounds like a good time, bro!
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>>152803891
We lack discipline and can’t tackle very effectively and to say that about a Bears Team hurts my heart
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>>152803940
they are turdy
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>>152803929
>They don't fuck white boys
They borderline rape them
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>>152803938
Some very historically significant people walked through these states to get to California.
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>>152803871
That's cute that you think that's a thing.
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>>152803938
Bleeding Kansas and a bunch of bushwhacking during the Civil War
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How is Deal Dash legal?
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reminder puka was filming guys in the locker room
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>>152803896
Never listened to them but from the 5 seconds i just just heard it sounds like faggot shit. I was more into suicide silence and whitechapel
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>>152803938
The first gay QB to ever win consecutive MVPs played in Wisconsin
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>0 points in the 1st half

but but... but... you told me Broke Poordy was elite and the best player in the world!!!!
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>>152803774
I have traveled back in time to kill you. No, I don't remembered old as fuck superbowls from 76 years ago
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>Puka in a commercial for an app about increasing your credit score
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>>152803940
>No Fred Warner
>No Nick Bosa
>No Trent Williams
Yeah
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>>152803929
>brown girls arent sexually obsessed with white men
lmfao
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>>152803832
Cowboys
I pray everyone dies in a horrific plane crash. Cowboys included.
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>>152803940
They’re with out Trent Williams and it’s showing in the run game and short passing game because the backup doesn’t have the speed or power. Which limits their offense when the defense sells out like they are against the run and pass rush.

Defensively they are looking worse than they actually are because the score is so low.
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>>152803647
Nope
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Do families of gay males give them a modified version of "the Talk"? Do they tell them about using lube and how Black guys have huge dicks and how to deepthroat?
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>>152803938
Are you retarded? Chicago is the third largest city in the entire US
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kek the broadcast is quick on the censor now
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>>152803968
USURY
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Why does he take my spot when I get up to go to the bathroom bros
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rAzZLe dAzZLe
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>>152803963
This makes me want to play Prince of Persia Sands of Time
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>>152803908
Few Persian women ive even considered possibly hitting on, but each one was so obviously digging gold that I determined it was much easier to pull a similar looking Latina without the effort.
The "effort" meaning lying about my wealth. Since im a working class if not poor dude.
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>>152803977
Persian girls want nothing to do with white boys, they only date their own. Whites only have appeal to poor latinas and filippinas
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>all that bullshit just to get a few yards

Holy shit. Shanahan is fucking DESPERATE.
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>>152803988
Did someone have their BBC pop out of their pants? What happened?
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what the actual fuck is purdy doing dude
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>>152803973
I hate it when Asian girls act like whores. It ruins the entire submissive and docile appeal for us chud boys
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dude that was sick
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>have christian mccaffrey
>never run the ball
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>sack turdy
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>>152803938
no they are boring and very cold in winter. they are not good states for bipoc or lgbtq people so stay away
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I haven't seen or heard from my gf since new year's eve
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>>152804000
There was a big LET'S FUCKING GO NIGGA and now they're quick to blank the audio.
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>>152803968
cool it with the anti-semitism
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6 ft women owe me sex
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>>152803992
Power struggle. He assumes the dominant role until you come back.
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>>152803908
These women are insufferable you should avoid them at all costs
t.10 years in high end resort management
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>>152803984
They disown them and say, "poop comes out of there, yo."
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>I hate it when Asian girls act like whores. It ruins the entire submissive and docile appeal for us chud boys
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>>152803987
>Are you retarded?
You fell for the trip bait. You're retarded.
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Whiners just got their only points of the night. Congratulate them.
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>>152803938

quite a bit actually
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>>152804015
What have you done to earn their sex?
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>>152803938
Yeah it's where you were conceived after I fucked your mom
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>>152803992
It's a doggy dog world out there!!
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Holy shit Joe Buck just got completely and brutally mogged by Troy Aikman
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>>152803938
Mount Rushmore & half the people on it: Abe Lincoln (born and raised) & Teddy Roosevelt (spend the good years of his life there)
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Left or Right?
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>>152804024
white ppl are immune to racism
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>>152804003
I hate that most of the girls and most of the boys love to cosplay as kids
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>>152804032
i've gone a full year without politisperging
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>>152804013
We do not use that n-word on ESPN & ABC.
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>>152804041
Both.
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I believe in a Niners win
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>>152803992
Its warm and smells like you and he thinks youre gone forever
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>>152804025
Actually my post was sarcastic and you fell for my sarcasm and thought I was serious, making you the retard
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>>152804041
Can I get a buy one get one half off special?
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>>152804041
>both have dyed hair
neither
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What's it like being straight, bros?
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>Team with the fewest sacks in the league
>Two sacks on the night
Sam Darnold is a fucking bum.
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>>152804041
again with the pedo bullshit of having a midget acting like a kid
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>>152804041
Imagine what a BBC could do to the midget
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where's the timeouts
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>>152804052
Masculine faced woman
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>>152804063
Nothing Ever Happens
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>Scam Donald’s
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>>152804055
Also, Brooklyn is the 4th largest city if you take it out of NYC. Not related to what you said, just wanted to make you think.
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>>152804063
harder to find a partner
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>>152804063
It's like this
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>>152803886
Bears won. Not on paper. But... that was a good thing. Niners karma kicks in. Now bears get another 5 game win streak because of the bs loss
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>>152804063
Great
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>>152804063
Go 49ers btw
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>>152804068
Steal its tiny bike?
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thread is mvoing so fast no one will see me admit to being a 34 year old kissless virgin
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>>152804063
all i see is ass and tits on girls I dont care if they are family or not...dick stays on hard
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god darnold is so ass
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Half time pray time
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>>152804065
hawks are missing their starting LT, backup was the dude who got beat there.
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Half time plans? I'm gonna play with my 2.6 hog deck
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>>152804085
It's your own fault for not just getting a prostitute.
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>>152804077
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>>152804044
maybe thats why theyre being replaced
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Niner bros, we're still in this!
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>>152804012
... call police? BRO WTF
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This game is lowkey a slurper. Maybe I expected too much.
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>>152804096
he's cute
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Fraudyniners looking pretty fraudy indeed
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>>152804041
left is she looked like pic related
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>getting completely dominated
>only done 10-3
Feels weird ninerbros
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>>152804096
Is it the lighting? Why does that look so gross? I'm straight as an arrow, but that bitch gives me the creeps.
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>>152804096
Nah that's a dude
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>>152804089
They also aren't getting shot in baltipoor or rooting for bo nix the game manager
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>SF +100 yards allowed
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>>152804085
you still need 6 years to become a wizard...keep on keepin on anon
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>>152804063
being in a state of perpetual annoyance because the object of peepee desire is often insufferable over long periods
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>>152804089
You've been shitposting on /sp/ for over 10 years man
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REMINDER
Halftime is NOT an acceptable time to post porn/NSFW/lewd images
You will be fucking banned
Last warning
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Who's havin a wank?
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>adulting
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>>152804063
uhhhhh idk i jerk off a lot
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>>152804114
any normal size male dating her is a pedo
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>>152804119
cool and good
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I can't be the only one who thinks the Cawks will somehow choke this, right?
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Why do I have a voice inside of me that tells me to be embarrassed of making winning moves, effectively redefining what winning actually is, and persuades me to behave like a loser? It's like I don't dare behave like a winner but can't articulate what would happen to me if I did. When I am doing something productive or in my best interest, I feel the dread of defying a powerful authority figure who will punish me if I continue trying to be a winner.
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>flyovers got blown out by this
I can't take them seriously anymore
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>>152804128
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is kyle shanahan based
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>>152804128
Have my upvote kind sir!
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>>152804086
based. seen my cousins at christmas and remembered how I used to feel their titties and they would grab my cock while we were wrestling.
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>7 pts at half is choking
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is there anything in play on this game? both teams are in the playoffs.
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>>152804149
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SEA
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>>152804143
He's an overrated joke
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>>152804149
dishonest video
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cereal question /sp/orts which game is best game the shootout against the Bears or this type of game with little scoring and great defense
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Why is Shanahan calling scared?
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>>152804092
>>152804139
Is it even possible to get a hijabi Arab gf if I'm not willing to convert or even pretend to convert?
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>>152803984
> Do families of gay males give them a modified version of "the Talk"?
I like the idea of a family grappling with this question over their 13 year old boy.
They dont know if he is gay, but strongly suspect so because he acts so gay. They HOPE he doesn't even know what the word gay means yet. Horrified by the idea that he may have experimented.
Dad refusing altogether, but mom trying to convince him that "it wouldnt hurt$ to include homosexual content too - just in case.
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I'm kinda emo desu
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>>152804149
what the fuck man
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>>152804149
What the fuck is that
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>>152804132
I'M SUCH A GOOD PERSON I PROMISE, I'M DEFINITELY NOT A CREEP
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>>152804069
Loser mentality.
>"we get the ball after the half so we might as well not even try to get more points before that"
pussies
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Darnold is a JSN baby
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>>152804156
#1 seed and a bye in the first round. Loser goes on the road as a WC.
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>>152804175
Enjoy your ban
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>>152804169
What year do you think it is, Leaf?
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halftime laughtime
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>>152804168
Could always threaten to turn her in to her father who will murder her for messing with a non-muslim boy
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>>152804139
D will get tired halfway through the 3rd quarter and let the Niners win the game
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>>152804156
Retarded tattoos. Dropped
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>>152804170
what are your favorite bands?
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>>152804149
that look like some good slampig pucci
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>>152804096
That's a dude
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Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way
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>>152804175
Tits too big
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>le zipper suit jacket the same color as your shirt with no tie
please putin press the button
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>>152804189
They used i.e. when they meant e.g.
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>>152804175
based brown bimbo
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Where does sam darnold rank if he wins a superbowl?
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i am a closeted homosexual
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>>152804201
this has literally never been funny. i'm going to find you
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>>152804201
The all-time classic. Ranks right up there with >>152803794
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>>152804195
K grandpa
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>>152804213
depends on how he performs throughout the playoffs.
if jimmy g won that year by making the throw to Emmanuel sanders, but his career was otherwise the same, no one would give a shit
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>>152804226
Deport that spic.
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>>152804216
sometimes being in the closet is best homo. as long as youre happy sucking cock in the closet do you anon
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>>152804219
And do what pussy?
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I haven’t had sex in almost a year bros. Any chads here have any advice? I’m already /fit/ but I suck at small talk
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okay im convince that the winner of the superb owl will come out of the nfc west
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caught my mom sitting on the washing machine during the rinse cycle again
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>>152804234
>soys and gnats STILL haven't recovered
Has there been a more based football animal?
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>>152804250
Just get a hooker
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>>152804247
fuck you in the ass worse than your dad ever did
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>>152804250
Stop making impersonal small talk. Talk about shit you like and shit she enjoys.
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>>152804209
that's the joke
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Anyone who takes shots or pills to lose weight deserves death
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>>152804216
we know, aaron
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>>152804132
GAWR GURA GENERAL MENTIONED
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>>152804256
The squirrel?
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>>152804250
Just be yourself
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nice BMAF cuckold commercial
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Signed up for seeking because you guys keep talking about it. Its the same women from bumble. I think they are stealing profiles in my area.
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>>152804259
mmmmm come thru daddy
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>>152804264
retard
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>>152804264
Why is the thought of fatties losing weight so repulsive to you?
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>>152804263
It's not a joke, it's bad grammar.
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>>152804276
>chubby
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>>152804274
anywhere anytime buddy
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>>152804276
she is one kid away from 300 lbs
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>>152804254
>sitting on the washing machine
One of the sororities at my universities hazed girls by doing this and drawing with a sharpie around any part of their body that jiggled
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DISGUSTING FAT FUCK
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>>152804270
every guy in asian porn looks exactly like this
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>>152804234
he is the 12th man
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>>152804273
Women message for free, men pay for message.
If you message you usually get a response.
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wtf was that fat positivity commercial?
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>>152804282
so you have a death wish huh?
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Wtf are these commercials man
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>anti fat shaming commercial
Lol
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Stupid fuckass parents LOVE having people over so I can never enjoy my goddamn weekend in peace. I just want to eat my dinner and watch some football but there's a fucking mariachi band downstairs so I'm STARVING and I know those motherfuckers are going to be here all fucking night
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>>152804275
Go to the gym tubby
>>152804276
Because they take shortcuts and show weak willpower
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>Lauren Rutledge
YO THATS MY WIFE
LOOK AT MY WIFE SHES ON TV
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>>152804299
>watching asian porn
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>>152804304
any. where. any. time.
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Lilly’s message:

>stay fat goy and let us prescribe you a concoction of BigPharma
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halftime is over bros. lets go
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*dives forward*
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>9ers back on O
>Immediately shit the bed
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>>152804309
retard
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THIS NIGGA THOUGHT HE PLAYIN BASKETBALL
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Lel, you enjoying Brob?
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I'm drinking a White Monster energy drink right now even though it's almost 10PM. Guess you can say I don't play by the rules
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Did the 9ers get fucking hexed for this game or something
What the actual fuck
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>>152804322
>no way goy, thin is in, get ozempic now!
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>>152804306
>nobody should do anything about fatness
>people who say so are a big meanies
>t. pharma company that sells all your beetus medication
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>>152804307
Where you at
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Is it in Troy's contract to be addressed as "Hall of famer Troy Aikman?"
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>>152804307
you should join your family downstairs and tell them you love em
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>>152803965
go back to your nyc tunnel chaim
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>>152804339
fuck off cartoon fag
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>>152804342
Woah somebody stop this guy! Moms gonna freak!
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it started with a whisper
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>>152804342
>we know
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>>152804352
We just saw these people at NYE I don't understand why we have to see them again
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>>152804351
I hope so. “Three time Super Bowl champion” is also acceptable.
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>>152804342
most gays don't
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vikings are so retarded for letting darnold go
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Are the Seahawks defenders trying to cripple the 9ers?
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Has anybody else’s wife every brought this home?
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>>152804351
It's kinda like being called sir or dame when youre knighted
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the mother in law just took her shoes off
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>>152804353
You're obsessed with them. They don't even pay you to advertise, but you're too obsessed to stop.
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Niners are awake
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Seahawks have been awfully lucky in terms of injuries this year.
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>more troy PTSD stories about the eagles
kek
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>>152804372
In their defense they had just drafted National Champion, #9 JJ McCarthy
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Why don't the 9ers cycle Purdy and Mac the way they cycle RBs and WRs?
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troy aikman is gay
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>>152804373
Yes. They know how to tackle.
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>>152804375
learn proper English you stupid fucking retard
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>>152804375
Yeah. You forgot under "Other" to write in, "Scrub the cuck chair"
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>>152804372
And letting Daniel Jones go AND saying no to Aaron Rodgers when he was their first choice
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>>152804384
who missed the entire season due to injury
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SMEAR THE TURDY
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>>152804351
When you are a talking head for the National Football League, decorum is paramount.
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Why is the Darth Maul team so bad?
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sack turdy
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>>152804405
Give me the mutt
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>>152804375
I don't do any of this shit I just wipe counters with clorox wipes and use swiffer dry/wet wipes on my floors
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L-lewd
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Cool drive nanners.
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SACKED
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I'm huffing the farts under my blanket. Mmmmmm tasty
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>>152804008
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>>152804405
oh my god give me the one on the right
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>>152804405
kek fuck is this shit putting calculators and tv remotes in your pants while doing those gay lil dances
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Blurred the Purd
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>>152804413
you sound really feminine
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i wonder what Aikman's drinking tonight
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>>152804351
It was preferable to “that guy from the gay bar Troy Aikman”
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Seahawks defense is no fucking joke holy shit.
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get that ass boi
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Purdy is ruining Shanny's offense
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Baker and my Buccies gonna booty blast either of these shit teams
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Why do they keep showing drone shots of San Francisco when the 49ers play in Santa Clara
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RASNEED SHASNEED
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>the 49ers offense just clamping down right on the Seahawk's D
What did Hall of Famer Troy Aikman mean by this?
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>>152804426
Tiktok is 99% girls doing silly dances and pretending they're not just doing them as an excuse to show off their bodies
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>>152804438
I hate rasm but Stafford totally deserves mvp.
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>>152804433
8 whiskey sours
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>>152804404
She’s been doing all the work tho
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This punter is kinda bad.
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>>152804440
Mac Jones would be raping the sea chickens defense right now. Kyle needs to nut up and make the right choice
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>>152804420
You going to drive it down to inside the 5 and fail on fourth down again?
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>>152804413
For me it’s opening all the doors and windows once a week and blasting everything out with a leaf blower
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Shanahan can't win with these cats
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wow the niners fuckin suck
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>>152804466
I agree with this post unironically
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I was at the hawks/rams game and a 49ers bro helped me check my watch for Rashid Shaheed time right before he busted that punt return touchdown. 49ersanon you in here?
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>>152804459
no bro stafford deserves MVP for statpadding on the dogshit saints and jags defenses with two HOF receivers
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>>152804467
Thinking about it.
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>>152804433
I wonder what Ryback is drinking.
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>>152804462
Its not work if she enjoys it anon. Or her boyfriend for that matter.
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Shoulda got a QB named Scorey instead of Purdy
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>>152804454
That video was kinda funny, but would have been vastly more entertaining if the women were attactive
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>>152804475
Win
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>>152804474
????
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>>152804475
>>152804478
WHAT THE FUCK
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Fuck the Gay Area lmao
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>>152804475
>>152804478
>some people will claim this is AI
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>>152804475
>>152804478
Darny Dimes
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Darnold is taking over.
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>>152804475
>>152804478
wtf
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>>152804477
Jags have a good defense retard
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I think a team should play nasheeds for the bants
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>>152804478
Is that real?
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Evening Fixbros.

Who are we rooting for tonight?
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>>152804454
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Gray Zabel is so good
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>>152804482
Your Jewish fantasy won’t work here
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>>152804486
Yeah sorry, thought it was this webm
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New
>>152804499
>>152804499
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>>152804475
>>152804478
MOM I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
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Yall gonna make the same mistake again with that thread?
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>>152804526
Let's not use this one
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>>152804526
Dont cunnypost
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>>152803938
Haven't a bunch of important people been murdered in Illinois?
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>TaxAct commercial is about how they don't use AI agents
But I thought everyone loved AI and soon it would be making trillions
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>>152804526
>New
>>152804499 #
>>152804499 #
>>152804526
>New
>>152804499 #
>>152804499 #
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>>152804518
How are there over a billion of these things when this is considered good looking ones?
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Why the fuck did they gatekeep baja blast for so long? Its delicious.
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Dont come back in this thread when the other one gets deleted.
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>>152804791
too late
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBL-ACK
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Why are the threads so autistic today?
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>>152804800
There's not supposed to be football on Saturday.
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Bunch of soft San Fran fags can't stop the run
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>>152804791
Lol thats exactly what i did.
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The Ninnies are a paper tiger
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>>152804791
Gonna be a while until this thread is bumped off the catalog and I'm too lazy to bake rn
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Retard never linked or some shit idk
>>152804794
>>152804794
>>152804794
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About time for another niner injury
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>>152804800
Threads are fine. The problem is overwhelming faggotry on the part of moderation.
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>>152804884
No, the other thread got deleted because the OP said a bad word.
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>>152804908
No. They were both obviously going to be deleted.
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>>152804916
obviously, retard.
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>>152804963
...because mods are humongous faggots.



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