7-0 Seattle
>>152803637Above average teams
This is the thread
My Niners fucking SUCK.
French toast, waffles or pancakes for halftime
>>152803653Yes
Seahawks 2026 Superbowl champs
>>152803653Breakfast for dinner is gay.
Seahawks are the much better team.
what percentage of white American women have been with black guy?
>Toughest divisionLolLmaoNeither of these teams are making it to the SB
Anyone else drinking this eve?Im having a few extra beers since my wife is at a huge Seahawks party and won't be home til tomorrowHer boss bought an AirBnb to have a huge watch party for the gameIm pretty glad I get to stay home and post with my bros (and have a few more beers than I would normally, haha!)
>Seattle got a 3rd from Vegas for GenoLMAO
>>152803653Porn.
>missed most of the 1st half because I had to walk my GF's pitbullShe just got back from a girl's trip to Jamaica and her whole body is sore from all the hiking they did. She can't walk for a while.
Why didn't they run it on 4th and 1?
>>152803661blimey
RodgersFavreManningBradyDarnold
Any anons itt been to a gay bathhouse? I'm in SF for work next week and thought I'd try it out. Any feedback?
>>152803667>American white women>American>WhiteLol
My Burrs bootyblast either of these shitters
>>152803651They arent facing a team that had rampant flu affecting even the coach with 11 starters out. and they didnt even win that game without the refs lol. Purdy is a superbowl caliber qb!
SAM VICK
>>152803681Are you ranking them by attractiveness?
>>152803681How many of them went 13+ wins with TWO teams? Darnold is the GOAT
>>152803674Wait till you hear what we got for Russell Wilson
>>152803667Over 50%
>>152803678
>>152803651Defense sucks ass and we had an easy schedule. I knew people were going to overate this team by the end of the season.
Take the 15 yards and turn Darnold’s brain to mush there.
lmao white bois can’t run
>>152803670Awesome that your wife's work parties require everyone to have their phones off too.Ensures team building by making sure no one's just on their phone all night, and some real conversations can happen.
>>152803678Women can be stressful But im sure she had fun and youre a good dude for walking the dog!
>>152803661What does Arab girl booty smell like?
I gave up soda for one of my New Years resolution but these 9ers unis is making me crave Dr. Pepper.
>>152803688>mfwdbwdsb
Holy fuck these pharmaceutical ads are insane, I mean it’s on mute, but America is fuxked
>hungry for BP
>>152803711Like bags of sand
I haven't been able to watch the game so far. How are my reffies doing?
How would an incel virgin explain sex to kids if they had to give them The Talk?
>>152803678yeah…sore from hiking…
>>152803711Pussies taste like curry actually. Kinda off-putting.
>>152803712Based
>flyovers cuckwatchingkek
>>152803719Pretty good. Waiting for the Seattle chimp out.
>>152803712I like the one at the top the most
nick bosa's wife looks like she fucks black guys
Yeah it's fucking over
>>152803729>>152803730Enjoy living with mexicans and blacks
>>152803712mental wellness
>>152803717Why is he so cute. Even the ref warned him "hey that's alot of fines! Stop!"
>>152803661nice butt
Doesn't feel like a 7-0 game
>>152803730The Rams were in St. Louis for a massive chunk of those wins dummy
>>152803735white players on defense are basically black guys
>>152803735nick bosa looks like he fucks black guys
>seacucks frauds>9ers frauds>rasm frauds>eagles suck>>NFC South>packers suckTell me why the Bears aren't going to the Superbowl
>>152803712Kek why do people do this?
Is it possible to become good at acting if you're alone all the time?
>>152803740Faithful
"Keep it close"
>>152803753Why does the bitch on the left look crazy?
>>152803753lmao just act like people are there
>>152803745Seahawks are dragging their nuts all over the Whiners
>>152803733Won’t happen if this continues. No need to chimp when you’re a raping.
>>152803751bears can't into suberb owl
This game should be fucking 21-0
>>152803760Because she is. Trust your instincts when it comes to those sorts of things.
>>152803760pupils, she's on coke or e
>Getting blown out by the visiting team
>>152803729Youre just coping that niners only win when the refs overturn game changing plays in your favor.
remember when the 49ers kicked the shit outta my eagles and lost to the chiefs in the super bowl then my eagles went on to kick the shit outta the chiefs in their super bowl
Having some moose tracks ice cream and sugar cookies for dessert :)
>>152803753yes (no I won't elaborate)
>dave matthews outrothey're going for it tonight
healthy chiefs would bootyblast literally every team in the 'offs
It really should be at least 21-0 right now
>>152803764Are they? 10-0 doesn’t sound like a raping.
>shithawks in full control>10-0wtf
>>152803753anything is possible
>>152803774No
>>152803771retard. it's dark.
>>152803751as an Eagles fan I am confident that the Birds can beat either of these shit teams along with the Bears. It's hard to lose twice to one time in a season.
Fucking demolished a plate of wings and it's not even halftime. Big dog gotta eat!
>>152803753Relax bateman
>>152803774I don't. My family and I turned that game off at halftime because we're Chiefs fans
>>152803713fuck that looks good
>>152803787Every niners game is like this, the defense sucks turbo dogshit but somehow manages to hold them to a field goal or get a flukey turnover
>It SHOULD BE 16-0
>>152803760her head is not moving but it feels like it's coming at you at breakneck speed
>>152803794Damn dude save some for me! Gaga
Just feels like one of those games where one team controls the whole game and then blows it
>>152803794I hope you die. That image never fails to anger me.
>>152803776Nice. I'm making some broccolini, pasta pomodoro and salmon.
>>1528037861 first down in 1.5 quarters doesn’t sound like resisting much.
>>152803791The Eagles offense is putrid dogshit, defense doesn't alone win championships anymore
>>152803803It’s a woman, not a fucking velociraptor.
>>152803805Yes, god imagine the bjs.
>>152803805that's fucking gross
>>152803773The Gay Area ain't gonna like this one!
>>152803810gay
>>152803805>tattooGross, no
>>152803786how many first downs do the 49ers have? i think 1. how many possessions do they have? have they even gotten close to scoring at all? aren't the Seahawks averaging over 7 yards a carry? this is undercover rape.
>>152803802Ha! I took that pic right before I blew the little guys head clean off. Still haven't repainted that part of the wall
>ur team>who are you rooting for?Patriots49ers
>>152803814>nurseshe fucks black guys
>>152803810Sounds delicious enjoy! :)
>>152803824>He doesn't like italianmiss me
how much gatorade does cuck allen drink while watching his wife
The San Francisco 40winemoms
>>152803791>>I am confident that the Birds can beatBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152803796fuckoff AI slopper
>>152803818women aren't real anon
>>152803832LoinsSeattle
>>152803805She could spit at me and kick me in the balls and she'd pick me up
>>152803814Built for ___
>>152803818looks like a fuckin velociraptor
>>152803805yes, but only if she likes deathcore
>>152803832Indian girl looks like she fucks white guys
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
eMANwori
>>152803751Bears are only team that hasn't gotten blown out. Two loses were first two games of the season. 15 games later their only loses were absolute down to the wire plays. Niners won because of a free TD. You literally cant stop bears godtier time manegment and grit. caleb learns and gets better every game. There isn't a playoff team that should feel comfortable playing the bears right now.
>>152803812They’re laying there bored asking if it’s in yet.
holy fuck even my packies would btfo these shit 9ers
>Gorged Shittle
Jesus the Seattle D looks a lot like the LoB again...
>>152803853Free
>>152803805yeah totally not going to stab me in the chest up for her satanic rituals
>glad I'm not a flyove-ack!
I've been a lifelong 9er fans for a couple weeks now and I'm starting to get a little nervous about this game.
>>152803833Nurses fuck doctors and chud police officers anon, they are also all desperate to get pregnant by a guy above her tax bracket
>>152803843Not too much because he's busy jerking off. He chugs a bottle after the bull leaves
kekkies!
yeah, it's overgood night everyone, and please don't kidnap the president of my country while i'm asleep
I've been tasked by my family to give my nephew "the talk" (about sex). I'm a virgin incel, so I only know about porn and jacking off. Do you think my family picked me to give the talk because they know I'm a virgin and are laughing at me?
>>152803818>>152803855kek
Jesus fuck the run the ball YOU HAVE CMC
MAHOMESIAN
>>152803832VikingsSeattle
>>152803832RamsSeeding
Holy shit they got a first down
>>152803858>Indian girl looks like she fucks white guysWhat about her makes her look like that?
My (healthy) Bears would BTFO both of these shit teams
>>152803872I hate flyovers but this is funny
i love watching players my bengies passed up on in the draft looking elite
This is Shanahan's nervous playcalling in the playoffs btw
>>152803856>Le lOrNa shOrEdude
If it weren’t for football just about everyone on Seattle’s defense would be prison.
Is your team lucky, unlucky, or neither?
>>152803883He's aged pretty badly and can't run as well anymore.
>>152803832That jeeta fucks white dudes
anybody wanna meet up and fight?
How do I find and date a Persian girl Calibros? I heard you have a lot of them
>>152803832>Rams>everybody getting injured
>>152803890westernized dress & hairstyle
>>152803900getting stuck with FUCKING patullo isn't luck
Is Tranahan a hack?
>>152803880They picked you because they figure you'll be the one most comfortable telling him about the cock & vagina & semen
Congrats on moving up to an average of 1.5 first downs per quarter. It’s a sure fire way to be unbeatable on offense.
>>152803832JagsPanthersI want the Cat Bowl.
I hope the rest of the league is watching what the Seahawks are doing to the 49ers. Stop chasing after the ball—focus on the player and tackle him to the ground when he enters your zone. It sounds hard, but it’s actually very easy if you’re disciplined.
First time watching sports with my girlfriend's work friends. They are so awesome to be around!
>>152803908My uncle married one and she almost ruined his life
>>152803908I heard from people I've played CSGO with that there are a lot of them in a place called Glendale
>>152803880They don't want to do it.
>>152803908Go to a hookah bar wearing tight pants
>>152803908They don't fuck white boys
>this game>rams last weekis the nfc west overrated?
>>152803844Yooooo blud got jokes fr
>>152803922>My uncle married one and she almost ruined his lifeGreentext? How bad can a Persian wife be?
>>15280380890% of Floridians and californians dont get on a boat More than once a year. Enjoys your hurricanes and earthquakes
Are 49ers dogshit?
>>152803826>>152803822get a room homos
>>152803920lol
>2 minute warningHalftime plans?
>>152803940without trent williams yes
>>152803930I remember some down syndrome anon said it was the best division in the NFL last week in the genny
>>152803908Be rich. They don't just settle for average niggas
>>152803832PatriotsA tie.
>>152803930Rams D hasn't been the same since Lake's injury. And Stafford has at least 2 shitters every season
>>152803805No. The only way she could pick me up is if she does anal. If you aren't willing to sacrifice your body for the sole sake of my pleasure then you aren't for me. I want to know what the inside of her little pink asshole feels like while she's screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs.
>>152803938I knew you weren't from New Zealand you VPN fag
>>152803920Sounds like a good time, bro!
>>152803891We lack discipline and can’t tackle very effectively and to say that about a Bears Team hurts my heart
>>152803940they are turdy
>>152803929>They don't fuck white boysThey borderline rape them
>>152803938Some very historically significant people walked through these states to get to California.
>>152803871That's cute that you think that's a thing.
>>152803938Bleeding Kansas and a bunch of bushwhacking during the Civil War
How is Deal Dash legal?
reminder puka was filming guys in the locker room
>>152803896Never listened to them but from the 5 seconds i just just heard it sounds like faggot shit. I was more into suicide silence and whitechapel
>>152803938The first gay QB to ever win consecutive MVPs played in Wisconsin
>0 points in the 1st halfbut but... but... you told me Broke Poordy was elite and the best player in the world!!!!
>>152803774I have traveled back in time to kill you. No, I don't remembered old as fuck superbowls from 76 years ago
>Puka in a commercial for an app about increasing your credit score
>>152803940>No Fred Warner>No Nick Bosa>No Trent WilliamsYeah
>>152803929>brown girls arent sexually obsessed with white menlmfao
>>152803832CowboysI pray everyone dies in a horrific plane crash. Cowboys included.
>>152803940They’re with out Trent Williams and it’s showing in the run game and short passing game because the backup doesn’t have the speed or power. Which limits their offense when the defense sells out like they are against the run and pass rush. Defensively they are looking worse than they actually are because the score is so low.
>>152803647Nope
Do families of gay males give them a modified version of "the Talk"? Do they tell them about using lube and how Black guys have huge dicks and how to deepthroat?
>>152803938Are you retarded? Chicago is the third largest city in the entire US
kek the broadcast is quick on the censor now
>>152803968USURY
Why does he take my spot when I get up to go to the bathroom bros
rAzZLe dAzZLe
>>152803963This makes me want to play Prince of Persia Sands of Time
>>152803908Few Persian women ive even considered possibly hitting on, but each one was so obviously digging gold that I determined it was much easier to pull a similar looking Latina without the effort.The "effort" meaning lying about my wealth. Since im a working class if not poor dude.
>>152803977Persian girls want nothing to do with white boys, they only date their own. Whites only have appeal to poor latinas and filippinas
>all that bullshit just to get a few yardsHoly shit. Shanahan is fucking DESPERATE.
>>152803988Did someone have their BBC pop out of their pants? What happened?
what the actual fuck is purdy doing dude
>>152803973I hate it when Asian girls act like whores. It ruins the entire submissive and docile appeal for us chud boys
dude that was sick
>have christian mccaffrey>never run the ball
>sack turdy
>>152803938no they are boring and very cold in winter. they are not good states for bipoc or lgbtq people so stay away
I haven't seen or heard from my gf since new year's eve
>>152804000There was a big LET'S FUCKING GO NIGGA and now they're quick to blank the audio.
>>152803968cool it with the anti-semitism
6 ft women owe me sex
>>152803992Power struggle. He assumes the dominant role until you come back.
>>152803908These women are insufferable you should avoid them at all costst.10 years in high end resort management
>>152803984They disown them and say, "poop comes out of there, yo."
>I hate it when Asian girls act like whores. It ruins the entire submissive and docile appeal for us chud boys
>>152803987>Are you retarded?You fell for the trip bait. You're retarded.
Whiners just got their only points of the night. Congratulate them.
>>152803938quite a bit actually
>>152804015What have you done to earn their sex?
>>152803938Yeah it's where you were conceived after I fucked your mom
>>152803992It's a doggy dog world out there!!
Holy shit Joe Buck just got completely and brutally mogged by Troy Aikman
>>152803938Mount Rushmore & half the people on it: Abe Lincoln (born and raised) & Teddy Roosevelt (spend the good years of his life there)
Left or Right?
>>152804024white ppl are immune to racism
>>152804003I hate that most of the girls and most of the boys love to cosplay as kids
>>152804032i've gone a full year without politisperging
>>152804013We do not use that n-word on ESPN & ABC.
>>152804041Both.
I believe in a Niners win
>>152803992Its warm and smells like you and he thinks youre gone forever
>>152804025Actually my post was sarcastic and you fell for my sarcasm and thought I was serious, making you the retard
>>152804041Can I get a buy one get one half off special?
>>152804041>both have dyed hairneither
What's it like being straight, bros?
>Team with the fewest sacks in the league>Two sacks on the nightSam Darnold is a fucking bum.
>>152804041again with the pedo bullshit of having a midget acting like a kid
>>152804041Imagine what a BBC could do to the midget
where's the timeouts
>>152804052Masculine faced woman
>>152804063Nothing Ever Happens
>Scam Donald’s
>>152804055Also, Brooklyn is the 4th largest city if you take it out of NYC. Not related to what you said, just wanted to make you think.
>>152804063harder to find a partner
>>152804063It's like this
>>152803886Bears won. Not on paper. But... that was a good thing. Niners karma kicks in. Now bears get another 5 game win streak because of the bs loss
>>152804063Great
>>152804063Go 49ers btw
>>152804068Steal its tiny bike?
thread is mvoing so fast no one will see me admit to being a 34 year old kissless virgin
>>152804063all i see is ass and tits on girls I dont care if they are family or not...dick stays on hard
god darnold is so ass
Half time pray time
>>152804065hawks are missing their starting LT, backup was the dude who got beat there.
Half time plans? I'm gonna play with my 2.6 hog deck
>>152804085It's your own fault for not just getting a prostitute.
>>152804077
>>152804044maybe thats why theyre being replaced
Niner bros, we're still in this!
>>152804012... call police? BRO WTF
This game is lowkey a slurper. Maybe I expected too much.
>>152804096he's cute
Fraudyniners looking pretty fraudy indeed
>>152804041left is she looked like pic related
>getting completely dominated>only done 10-3Feels weird ninerbros
>>152804096Is it the lighting? Why does that look so gross? I'm straight as an arrow, but that bitch gives me the creeps.
>>152804096Nah that's a dude
>>152804089They also aren't getting shot in baltipoor or rooting for bo nix the game manager
>SF +100 yards allowed
>>152804085you still need 6 years to become a wizard...keep on keepin on anon
>>152804063being in a state of perpetual annoyance because the object of peepee desire is often insufferable over long periods
>>152804089You've been shitposting on /sp/ for over 10 years man
REMINDERHalftime is NOT an acceptable time to post porn/NSFW/lewd imagesYou will be fucking bannedLast warning
Who's havin a wank?
>adulting
>>152804063uhhhhh idk i jerk off a lot
>>152804114any normal size male dating her is a pedo
>>152804119cool and good
I can't be the only one who thinks the Cawks will somehow choke this, right?
Why do I have a voice inside of me that tells me to be embarrassed of making winning moves, effectively redefining what winning actually is, and persuades me to behave like a loser? It's like I don't dare behave like a winner but can't articulate what would happen to me if I did. When I am doing something productive or in my best interest, I feel the dread of defying a powerful authority figure who will punish me if I continue trying to be a winner.
>flyovers got blown out by thisI can't take them seriously anymore
>>152804128
is kyle shanahan based
>>152804128Have my upvote kind sir!
>>152804086based. seen my cousins at christmas and remembered how I used to feel their titties and they would grab my cock while we were wrestling.
>7 pts at half is choking
is there anything in play on this game? both teams are in the playoffs.
>>152804149
SEA
>>152804143He's an overrated joke
>>152804149dishonest video
cereal question /sp/orts which game is best game the shootout against the Bears or this type of game with little scoring and great defense
Why is Shanahan calling scared?
>>152804092>>152804139Is it even possible to get a hijabi Arab gf if I'm not willing to convert or even pretend to convert?
>>152803984> Do families of gay males give them a modified version of "the Talk"?I like the idea of a family grappling with this question over their 13 year old boy.They dont know if he is gay, but strongly suspect so because he acts so gay. They HOPE he doesn't even know what the word gay means yet. Horrified by the idea that he may have experimented. Dad refusing altogether, but mom trying to convince him that "it wouldnt hurt$ to include homosexual content too - just in case.
I'm kinda emo desu
>>152804149what the fuck man
>>152804149What the fuck is that
>>152804132I'M SUCH A GOOD PERSON I PROMISE, I'M DEFINITELY NOT A CREEP
>>152804069Loser mentality.>"we get the ball after the half so we might as well not even try to get more points before that"pussies
Darnold is a JSN baby
>>152804156#1 seed and a bye in the first round. Loser goes on the road as a WC.
>>152804175Enjoy your ban
>>152804169What year do you think it is, Leaf?
halftime laughtime
>>152804168Could always threaten to turn her in to her father who will murder her for messing with a non-muslim boy
>>152804139D will get tired halfway through the 3rd quarter and let the Niners win the game
>>152804156Retarded tattoos. Dropped
>>152804170what are your favorite bands?
>>152804149that look like some good slampig pucci
>>152804096That's a dude
Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way
>>152804175Tits too big
>le zipper suit jacket the same color as your shirt with no tieplease putin press the button
>>152804189They used i.e. when they meant e.g.
>>152804175based brown bimbo
Where does sam darnold rank if he wins a superbowl?
i am a closeted homosexual
>>152804201this has literally never been funny. i'm going to find you
>>152804201The all-time classic. Ranks right up there with >>152803794
>>152804195K grandpa
>>152804213depends on how he performs throughout the playoffs.if jimmy g won that year by making the throw to Emmanuel sanders, but his career was otherwise the same, no one would give a shit
>>152804226Deport that spic.
>>152804216sometimes being in the closet is best homo. as long as youre happy sucking cock in the closet do you anon
>>152804219And do what pussy?
I haven’t had sex in almost a year bros. Any chads here have any advice? I’m already /fit/ but I suck at small talk
okay im convince that the winner of the superb owl will come out of the nfc west
caught my mom sitting on the washing machine during the rinse cycle again
>>152804234>soys and gnats STILL haven't recoveredHas there been a more based football animal?
>>152804250Just get a hooker
>>152804247fuck you in the ass worse than your dad ever did
>>152804250Stop making impersonal small talk. Talk about shit you like and shit she enjoys.
>>152804209that's the joke
Anyone who takes shots or pills to lose weight deserves death
>>152804216we know, aaron
>>152804132GAWR GURA GENERAL MENTIONED
>>152804256The squirrel?
>>152804250Just be yourself
nice BMAF cuckold commercial
Signed up for seeking because you guys keep talking about it. Its the same women from bumble. I think they are stealing profiles in my area.
>>152804259mmmmm come thru daddy
>>152804264retard
>>152804264Why is the thought of fatties losing weight so repulsive to you?
>>152804263It's not a joke, it's bad grammar.
>>152804276>chubby
>>152804274anywhere anytime buddy
>>152804276she is one kid away from 300 lbs
>>152804254>sitting on the washing machineOne of the sororities at my universities hazed girls by doing this and drawing with a sharpie around any part of their body that jiggled
DISGUSTING FAT FUCK
>>152804270every guy in asian porn looks exactly like this
>>152804234he is the 12th man
>>152804273Women message for free, men pay for message.If you message you usually get a response.
wtf was that fat positivity commercial?
>>152804282so you have a death wish huh?
Wtf are these commercials man
>anti fat shaming commercial Lol
Stupid fuckass parents LOVE having people over so I can never enjoy my goddamn weekend in peace. I just want to eat my dinner and watch some football but there's a fucking mariachi band downstairs so I'm STARVING and I know those motherfuckers are going to be here all fucking night
>>152804275Go to the gym tubby>>152804276Because they take shortcuts and show weak willpower
>Lauren RutledgeYO THATS MY WIFELOOK AT MY WIFE SHES ON TV
>>152804299>watching asian porn
>>152804304any. where. any. time.
Lilly’s message:>stay fat goy and let us prescribe you a concoction of BigPharma
halftime is over bros. lets go
*dives forward*
>9ers back on O>Immediately shit the bed
>>152804309retard
THIS NIGGA THOUGHT HE PLAYIN BASKETBALL
Lel, you enjoying Brob?
I'm drinking a White Monster energy drink right now even though it's almost 10PM. Guess you can say I don't play by the rules
Did the 9ers get fucking hexed for this game or somethingWhat the actual fuck
>>152804322>no way goy, thin is in, get ozempic now!
>>152804306>nobody should do anything about fatness>people who say so are a big meanies>t. pharma company that sells all your beetus medication
>>152804307Where you at
Is it in Troy's contract to be addressed as "Hall of famer Troy Aikman?"
>>152804307you should join your family downstairs and tell them you love em
>>152803965go back to your nyc tunnel chaim
>>152804339fuck off cartoon fag
>>152804342Woah somebody stop this guy! Moms gonna freak!
it started with a whisper
>>152804342>we know
>>152804352We just saw these people at NYE I don't understand why we have to see them again
>>152804351I hope so. “Three time Super Bowl champion” is also acceptable.
>>152804342most gays don't
vikings are so retarded for letting darnold go
Are the Seahawks defenders trying to cripple the 9ers?
Has anybody else’s wife every brought this home?
>>152804351It's kinda like being called sir or dame when youre knighted
the mother in law just took her shoes off
>>152804353You're obsessed with them. They don't even pay you to advertise, but you're too obsessed to stop.
Niners are awake
Seahawks have been awfully lucky in terms of injuries this year.
>more troy PTSD stories about the eagleskek
>>152804372In their defense they had just drafted National Champion, #9 JJ McCarthy
Why don't the 9ers cycle Purdy and Mac the way they cycle RBs and WRs?
troy aikman is gay
>>152804373Yes. They know how to tackle.
>>152804375learn proper English you stupid fucking retard
>>152804375Yeah. You forgot under "Other" to write in, "Scrub the cuck chair"
>>152804372And letting Daniel Jones go AND saying no to Aaron Rodgers when he was their first choice
>>152804384who missed the entire season due to injury
SMEAR THE TURDY
>>152804351When you are a talking head for the National Football League, decorum is paramount.
Why is the Darth Maul team so bad?
sack turdy
>>152804405Give me the mutt
>>152804375I don't do any of this shit I just wipe counters with clorox wipes and use swiffer dry/wet wipes on my floors
L-lewd
Cool drive nanners.
SACKED
I'm huffing the farts under my blanket. Mmmmmm tasty
>>152804008
>>152804405oh my god give me the one on the right
>>152804405kek fuck is this shit putting calculators and tv remotes in your pants while doing those gay lil dances
Blurred the Purd
>>152804413you sound really feminine
i wonder what Aikman's drinking tonight
>>152804351It was preferable to “that guy from the gay bar Troy Aikman”
Seahawks defense is no fucking joke holy shit.
get that ass boi
Purdy is ruining Shanny's offense
Baker and my Buccies gonna booty blast either of these shit teams
Why do they keep showing drone shots of San Francisco when the 49ers play in Santa Clara
RASNEED SHASNEED
>the 49ers offense just clamping down right on the Seahawk's DWhat did Hall of Famer Troy Aikman mean by this?
>>152804426Tiktok is 99% girls doing silly dances and pretending they're not just doing them as an excuse to show off their bodies
>>152804438I hate rasm but Stafford totally deserves mvp.
>>1528044338 whiskey sours
>>152804404She’s been doing all the work tho
This punter is kinda bad.
>>152804440Mac Jones would be raping the sea chickens defense right now. Kyle needs to nut up and make the right choice
>>152804420You going to drive it down to inside the 5 and fail on fourth down again?
>>152804413For me it’s opening all the doors and windows once a week and blasting everything out with a leaf blower
Shanahan can't win with these cats
wow the niners fuckin suck
>>152804466I agree with this post unironically
I was at the hawks/rams game and a 49ers bro helped me check my watch for Rashid Shaheed time right before he busted that punt return touchdown. 49ersanon you in here?
>>152804459no bro stafford deserves MVP for statpadding on the dogshit saints and jags defenses with two HOF receivers
>>152804467Thinking about it.
>>152804433I wonder what Ryback is drinking.
>>152804462Its not work if she enjoys it anon. Or her boyfriend for that matter.
Shoulda got a QB named Scorey instead of Purdy
>>152804454That video was kinda funny, but would have been vastly more entertaining if the women were attactive
>>152804475Win
>>152804474????
>>152804475>>152804478WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck the Gay Area lmao
>>152804475>>152804478>some people will claim this is AI
>>152804475>>152804478Darny Dimes
Darnold is taking over.
>>152804475>>152804478wtf
>>152804477Jags have a good defense retard
I think a team should play nasheeds for the bants
>>152804478Is that real?
Evening Fixbros.Who are we rooting for tonight?
>>152804454
Gray Zabel is so good
>>152804482Your Jewish fantasy won’t work here
>>152804486Yeah sorry, thought it was this webm
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>>152804475>>152804478MOM I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
Yall gonna make the same mistake again with that thread?
>>152804526Let's not use this one
>>152804526Dont cunnypost
>>152803938Haven't a bunch of important people been murdered in Illinois?
>TaxAct commercial is about how they don't use AI agentsBut I thought everyone loved AI and soon it would be making trillions
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>>152804518How are there over a billion of these things when this is considered good looking ones?
Why the fuck did they gatekeep baja blast for so long? Its delicious.
Dont come back in this thread when the other one gets deleted.
>>152804791too late
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBL-ACK
Why are the threads so autistic today?
>>152804800There's not supposed to be football on Saturday.
Bunch of soft San Fran fags can't stop the run
>>152804791Lol thats exactly what i did.
The Ninnies are a paper tiger
>>152804791Gonna be a while until this thread is bumped off the catalog and I'm too lazy to bake rn
Retard never linked or some shit idk>>152804794>>152804794>>152804794
About time for another niner injury
>>152804800Threads are fine. The problem is overwhelming faggotry on the part of moderation.
>>152804884No, the other thread got deleted because the OP said a bad word.
>>152804908No. They were both obviously going to be deleted.
>>152804916obviously, retard.
>>152804963...because mods are humongous faggots.