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>>152812686
Hope garret doesn’t get a sack

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>playing Joey Glass in a meaningless game

AFCN chad checking in

Bruh Sanders is so shit. Beautiful arm but the game is obviously just too fast for him.

that's my Shadeur!

Sanders doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.

>>152812720
Absolutely retarded coaching decision especially since they know Garrett is going for the sack record and Flacco never gets sacked.

shittiest rivalry in all sports

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I like watching Browns games as they have a highest percentage of meme games than any other professional sports franchise in the US that I'm aware of

>>152812720
If he wants to play then he should play. Especially since he personally started rumors about wanting out of Cincinnati earlier in the year.

>>152812952
That's a coach's decision, not the players. But Zac Taylor is the softest coach in the league and he'll never tell Joe no.

>>152813024
Not really. It's easy to be reductive and say "WELL THAT'S THE COACH'S DECISION >:(" but if we're talking your most expensive player who is the face of the franchise with a severe injury history, there's absolutely no shot that Taylor didn't ask him if he wanted to or not before finalizing the depth chart.

>>152812885
I'll drink to that
>>152812891
This guy gets it

>>152812885
Is it even a rivalry. Feels more like a family reunion. I guess you could say all three Browns adjacent teams feel less like true rivalries and more like siblings trying to spoil each other's evenings.

>>152813064
Maybe. To >>152813024 point, Zac is never going to tell Joey no. Never. He isn't a leader.

>>152812885
no that's yankees red sox

Burrow just going to hand if off every play.

>>152812885
This

>>152813182
Bengals probably don't need to run an offensive play the rest of the game anyway with Shiddy and Friends in

>>152812891
that would be the colts

>>152813182
HARD NOSED AFC NORTH BALL

>>152813064
No fucking shit retard, of course Taylor asked if Joe wanted to play and everyone already knows that Joe is gonna say he always will if he's able. That's why the coach needs to step in and tell him to sit the fuck down cause he's too important to the franchise and was already injured this year and the season has been over for weeks

>>152813215
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE EVERY PLAY

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>[Highlight] Myles Garrett's dad Lawrence has camera ready in anticipation of Myles breaking the sack record

this is some next level jinxing

>>152813222
lmao

>>152812873
Taylor trying to save his job.

>>152813246
He is really just taking pics of the Bengals

>>152813267
He's already locked in for another season (yay....)

>>152813273
Fuck. Ben-Gals

The Browns player fucked his arm up, sheits broken for sure

>>152813246
He's stealing our signs with that telescope

With the Bengals leading there's no chance Garrett gets the record. Shedeur is only capable of scoring once a game if he's lucky. There's no reason to pass anymore.

Also, I must have jinxed the Browns.

Garrett is a retard kek the guy spent like 15 yards telling him who to block and he still didnt know until he cut and the defender basically ran into him

dude has the excuse to just creep shot all game.

Joe Flacco makes that pass, just saying.

Score is really Browns 0 Bengals -1. Defensive tds need to be minus points so offenses look like assholes

>>152813399
The offense was unironically better with Flacco in. He's probably actually a better QB than Burrow. You have to play the investment or you get fired.

>>152813335
He only scores off script slop and shit defenses being too conservative early

I like this cancer screening ad it's funny

TO to start the quarter. Amazing

BUNGLES

Does anyone else think the teams are flipped on who should get fired? With the insurmountable cap space problems the Browns have, there's no reason to fire Stefanski until you're closer to building a real roster. Taylor is obviously one of the worst coaches in the league yet they're comfortable with holding on to him for now.

Also, are refs over calling celebrations today? I feel like they've let this kind of stuff go so far this year.

Sanders gifted you a td and then your offense pooping the bed

>>152813418
0 to -8 now

Total reffie death

>>152813605
Stefanski caused some of the personnel problems probably but strictly coaching wise he's easily the best coach in the division and only good one. Still ain't gonna lose sleep if he fucks off though

>>152813647
>he's easily the best coach in the division
Are we being serious right now?

>>152813605
I'd take Steffanski over Taylor all day long.

>>152813611
lol

>Pulling the Hingle McKringleberry with the taunting penalties
kek

>>152813656
>Tomlin
LMAO
>Harbaugh
LMFAO
>Taylor
QB coach larping as a head coach
>Steffanski
Given a dogshit roster every year

He's unironically correct.

>>152813657
Yeah I would too, but I wouldn't take him over Tomlin or Harbaugh.

>>152813656
i mean...is he wrong? this is by far the worst this division has ever looked as a whole

>>152813656
Yep what asshole of the 3 are you gonna trot out you think is better

>Ward out
Well fuck

There are two superbowl winning head coaches in the division, sure it was a long time ago, but you guys can't be serious about thinking a guy with a sub .500 career record is better than Tomlin or Harbaugh. They're perennial playoff coaches.

>>152813701
Holy shit Browns get a lead and their fans become this delusional

OK now you can throw

>>152813733
i think you have your 10-years-ago glasses on, dog. what have they done lately?

>>152813740
>delusional
Replace the HC on any of the other three teams with Kevin Stefanski and he'd have already won the division

>>152813756
What has Shitpantski done ever?

>>152813756
Harbaugh led the Ravens to the 1 seed within the last two seasons. I get that they aren't necessarily top 5 elite coaches now, but there's a point where you're just being silly.

>>152813685
The line is a stretch but you could argue the browns have the worst offensive unit in the league at qb, receivers, backs, and line

>>152813775
He's a good coach with a terrible roster, he will do well if he gets hired by a competent front office

>>152813775
Win a playoff game more recently than the Steelers.

>>152813791
Not him but I think the Saints and Raiders are less talented on offense and defense.

>>152813775
>what has the guy with less talent and less time done?
you can't be serious

>>152813824
at home during covid times

If the Browns score a TD here Myles get the record today, if not they wont, It doesn't matter if the Bengals go three and out next drive and the Browns score then, he still wont, it has to be this drive.

>>152813868
good point. those same circumstances didn't happen to every team

>>152813832
Total team sure but the offense looks like a strike replacement team like the raiders and earlier the titans

>Playing scared in the last game of the season that means nothing
The Zac Taylor way.

>>152813868
>at home

In Pittsburgh

>>152813879
No, I'm serious. The Raiders and Saints have less talent on offense than the Browns.

>>152813868
His game plan, his roster, his coordinators, his winning season, his playoff win.

>>152813877
I mean he was at his house not coaching on the sidelines during that Steelers win

>>152813893
Not with Shiddy on the field

>>152813913
oh, so a somehow even stupider argument. gotcha

Over/Under on another Browns defensive score?

>>152813902
Tomlin only succeeded because he has been surrounded by elite coordinators his entire career.

>>152814003
i'd honestly take the over. and i'm a bengals fan

Why do the Bengals struggle against the Browns so much win or lose more than any other team in the division? Does the color orange confuse them or something?

Bengals are getting away with so much holding.

Just let the man get a sack

>>152814093
It's like when two turds collide, they become one.

I've never seen more missed INT opportunities from any other safety than from Geno Stone.

FIRE TAYLOR
>clap clap clapclapclap

Thanks to all my Browns bros who showed up in the game threads every week. They were always the comfiest threads except when we played those faggot $(ERs who wouldn't stop whining no matter what, and never disappeared like those chefs "fans".

You guys are still the best fans.

>>152814315
likewise homie, haven't seen rusbro today

Did the Browns lose yet?

great catch

Loser Olympics Main Event

>>152814447
>30 yds total offense
>two TDs.

Turf Toe isnt real and Joe Reddit is a faggot

nfl kickers lmao

@reddit152814315
>the best fans
no

>>152814523
that was the Raiders-GIants slugfest.

Sanders ain't him.

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>>152814315
I actively root against them more than root for any team if that counts

Stef should put in Gabriel, what are they gonna do fire him?

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>>152814546
>bottlegate
>mason rudolph pinata
>dawg pound
sorry sweatie this has been fact checked, you are wrong

>>152814569
He has some intangibles, but he needs to sit for 2-3 seasons behind a vet in an established system.
That doesnt happen in the modern NFL, so hes going to flame out hard

>>152814601
Part of me thinks he leaves Shiddy in and stresses him to the point it's obvious how bad he is even to his retarded owner. The dudes not even putting balls in clean pockets in the area code of his receivers

>>152814584
It does. Not like you're hurting any of our feelings. You cannot hurt a Browns fan.

>>152814671
Kek this isn't madden he won't just gain 6 points because he gets more experience. The guy doesn't have the hand eye coordination to throw reliably

>>152814740
>Kek this isn't madden
No, this is the NFL where minute mechanic changes can vastly affect a players ability to throw and succeed.

I unironically agree that the Browns should put Gabriel out there for the second half.

Do you guys think the Haslams are forcing Stefanski to play Shedeur because of the PR and sales?

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>oh no no no
>look at the top of his head
what was shadoodoo thinking?

>>152814848
sheeeeit

>>152814825
they are but that's not why. Haslam has a deal with the league - he can launder money all he wants but his team can never win anything. He is one of the very few owners who is not a real billionaire and is damned lucky to have a team at all.

>>152814848
I'll never forget how he seriously thought that miming responses to questions was actually a good PR move then he went out and was historically one of the worst quarterbacks in the history of the sport.

>>152814848
Friar Chuck

>>152814805
He's a lost cause dude he doesn't know how to naturally throw that gets learned as a kid not taught as an adult. I'm pretending he's Fitzpatrick levels smart too it doesn't matter

>>152814867
>he can launder money
>not a real billionaire
how do people get this retarded

>>152814932
Not him but Shedeur's arm is literally the only thing about him that's redeemable. You can talk shit on him because he's ass, but at least be correct about why he's ass.

>>152814938
both of those are true tho. He was busted for laundering money and had to give up direct control of his team and Flying J to his family. His net worth only just topped $1 billion last year.

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>>152814959
Shotput arms never work. He throws like this because he can't naturally throw. I bet he looks like a kid that gets picked last if he throws anything else

>>152814990
>to his family
>his family
lol. lmao

Garrett's end of season fall-off needs to be studied. He does it every year.

Shedeur is better than Dorian Thompson-Robinson and DeShone Kizer. With a little luck he might have Brandon Weeden's career.

>>152815049
Fair comparison, as the Browns shouldn't have drafted Weeden either.

>>152814848
>gimme dat biblical shepherd head scarf bruh

>>152814848
I feel bad for black guys because they really only have like three possible haircuts that don't look like shit.

I don't understand how you can have Deion Sander's genes and be the slowest guy on the field. He looks outright unathletic.

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>>152815167

kek Burrow kept looking back at Myles as he was fleeing

Why is Burrow even playing? Give the ball to Joe

>>152815320
Based Delpit with the Sack.

>>152815004
>he can't naturally throw
He can he just has to be coached

>>152815405
you can't coach toughness and awareness. First sign of trouble and he starts "scrambling" like an old lady with a walker trying to beat traffic.

He's Manziel without the speed.

>>152815344
>Why is Burrow even playing? Give the ball to Joe
spidermanmeme.jpg

>>152815458
you damned well know who I meant.

>>152815483
>Why is Joe even playing? Give the ball to Burrow

>>152815449
>his throwing mechanics are the same as toughness and awareness
found the retard

>>152815483
lol, Joe Montana has been retired for a long time though, and Namath....he sucked

>>152815513
He's just trying to find ways to make himself feel like he's winning an argument. He's going to keep spamming a new angle at you until you stop replying. No one here disagrees that Shedeur is shit, he's just wants an arugment but is too scared to do it somewhere else.

>>152815607
I know, but i like calling out retards, it makes me feel good

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still can't believe last week happened, let alone that there were many clowns fans who were actually clapping like seals in jubilation about it
friendly reminder that if you think that win meant anything at all for the "culture" and that winning that game in that fashion was better than having a chance to draft a qb with a top 2 pick, you should be stripped of most of your rights, sterelized and preferably euthanized
who's going to save us in 2026? rattler? willis? sure as hell won't be shitturd

>>152815711
You don't have to live near Steelers fans, you'll never understand

>>152815711
>having a chance to draft a qb with a top 2 pick
If they take a QB this year the entire front office deserves to be fired again.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUNGLES ARE SO GARBAGE OH HOHOHOHOHOHO

>>152815770
they won't now because the jets and raiders will be ahead and whoever is the qb3 this year isn't a first rounder

are they trying to speedrun this game just to get the season over? they're almost an entire quarter ahead of the other games

Not letting him get the sack record is the Bungle Super Bowl

>>152815884
Regardless, taking a QB with an incomplete roster, severe cap issues, and an unstable coaching staff is why the Browns are as bad as they are. Do you think they've whiffed on every QB pick of the last 27 years because of bad luck? Bad teams destroy quarterbacks. It would be an awful decision, no matter how hard you try to act like you're correct for that assessment. The only thing the Browns should be doing with a top 2 pick is trading back for more capital.

>Myles GOATrret

Good for Myles but the other Browns players let up

and there it is...

>>152815937
they lost yet another one this a new bungalow

Soft ass fucking “sack”

>single season record
>played more games
that's cool, I guess

>>152815711
It's the Steelers, the only thing I'd prefer over beating them is a Super Bowl win.
>>152815755
Also this.

>>152816016
No, there is still time for Joe Glassrow to ouchie his ACL again and miss a part of the next season.
Then he can come close to making the playoffs late season just to keep the Bungles with bad picks, keeping the bad coach and just being a waste of space once more.

just as bad as strahan's record breaker and he needed the extra 17th game. TJ did it in 14 games while hustling for every single sack.
>>152815037
13 of those sacks came in 4 games. the other 10 in the other 13 games. Garrett has always been a flash merchant that doesnt do it all season long

>>152815939
They've unironically only picked 2 qbs with picks 1-5 since 1999 and both QBs led them to the playoffs at least once, every other pick was 16 or lower. The Browns for some reason always tried to build around a late first round or 3rd round shitter rather than taking a 1st RD QB early.

>>152815939
they have drafted two qbs in the top 20 in those 25 years. you don't take a qb when he's the last missing piece, you take one when you're in position to take one. "building up a roster" around some mid shitter lands you square in the purgatory the steelers are in, not bad enough to pick high, but not good enough to be in any serious contender conversations. maybe that's the height of the aspirations of some part of the fanbase, but i'm more of a go big or go home guy

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Remember when Brett Favre gave himself up to Michael Strahan for an easy sack to get the record?

>>152816074
congrats on having the long-term thinking capabilities of a moth that just saw a bright light

>>152816160
yes half the time anyone brings up the strahan record you got someone telling you how farve literally rolled over and gave him the last one. This will be the same shit now.

>>152815939
But you do have to draft a Mahomes tier qb when they’re available but this qb class just happens to be hot garbage

>break the sack record
>win 4 games
this should be the day the phrase "defense wins championships" gets retired from football discourse

>>152816204
Can you go die in Ukraine already?

Record

8-16, 78 yards

This is your franchise qb

>>152812686
Erm sack record

>>152816245
only after you die in vene... fuck nevermind, that one went way smoother

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>One of TJ Watt's Record Tying Sack

>>152816259
at least he hasnt thrown more ints so he only has DOUBLE of Dillion's ints thrown in less games at 10.

>>152816307
even if dillion is better i cant stand watching that immobile manlet flail in the pocket and throw passes batted at the line

>>152816294
>Straight up facemask from oline off the bat
>Helmet crooked, still double teamed
>still chases down QB and makes him slide before the scrimmage line like a bitch and tags him
aint he win you think it is brownie bitch

>>152816365
Get your eyes checked, hick.

>>152816324
>still better pass completion %
>still better QBR
aight but you're choosing a temu version of jamies winston in shartdeur cus thats all he will ever be.

>>152816236
>1 player is your defense
pls dont be retard

>>152816401
he also only threw checkdowns and was probably the most boring QB ive seen in my 20 years of browns football

that fat shirtless man shaking his head is how I feel about this season

>>152816236
Now, the thing is that defense wins championships, but offense win games. They didn't won enough games to fight for a championship, and that is it.

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>>152816365
>aint he win you think it is brownie bitch

>>152816411
like 50% of it at least in myles' case

tank job must endure

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Could this be a scorigami?

2nd year in a row getting swept by the Cincinnati, I remember when Kevin used to own them...

>>152816538
He just needs another 6 years

>>152816518
no 18-17 has happened 15 times already

>>152816518
no shot
https://nflscorigami.com/

>Bengals in charge of getting a defensive stop

>letting the Browns have a game winning drive in 2026.
ISHGGYDGGY

SHABOOTY IS ELITE

ALL THE SHADUER HATERS WHERE YOU AT??? GAME WINNING DRIVE IMMINENT

I can see Burrow retiring early like Luck did. He can't win with these cats.

>NFL kickers

>>152816682
He’s going to LA

>Flacco wins
1
>dillion sub 100 yards a game shitter wins
1
>Shaduer wins
3

Shaduer is HIM

well at least Kevin won his last game before he gets fired tomorrow morning

Please get joe brr out of shitcinnati

>Andre Szmyt loses the Browns the first game against the Bengals causing all of the rabid fans to want him kicked off the teams
>He then proceeds to kick the game winning field goal against that same bengals team 17 weeks later.
Pottery

>>152816718
Shaduer the new Tebow and is god's new chosen one. Atheist in shambles right now

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see you guys next year in DA DAWG POUND!
with our franchise QB on lock things are looking UP!

>>152816718
Joe had the toughest schedule with the worst offensive production while the other two played bum ass teams

>>152817036
Joe's mom has entered the thread

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My Face When The Browns Win The Superb Owl