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mount Teide calls edition

>CX races
10.01 - 11.01 National Championships
18.01 UCI World Cup Benidorm CDM
24.01 UCI World Cup Maasmechelen CDM
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Upcoming road races
17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT
18.01 Women Cycling Pro Costa De Almería 1.1 WE
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
23.01 Classica Camp de Morvedre 1.1
24.01 Gran Premio Castellón - Ruta de la Cerámica 1.1
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>152706140
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First for Pogi winning five monuments
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Less than 2 weeks until Le Tour Down Under
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>>152810863 #
Nys sr wasnt that dominant. Vervecken could snacht some, Wellens dunked him a lot of times. He always shit the bed in championships as well. He was the best of his era but not even close to mvdp dominance
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>>152813758
*femmes
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>>152813758
I always forget to watch the aussie tour. AlUla Tour is usually my True© start of the season.
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>>152814458

>Ompoop is the start of the season
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>>152815267
I'm sorry Bert, don't know what I was thinking.
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>>152813758
save us from this mudchute already
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You guys know it means velodrama, right
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>>152815486
not going to be playing
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>>152815486
who cares about that gay shit
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'ate velodrame, simple as
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>>152816472
>the Ostrich
Its a hard move to pull off
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wasn't tour re deem supposed to happen soon also or am i tweaking
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>>152816806
That's the Prune GRAND Tour, thank you
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>>152816806
>>152816864
Pune, even
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Business idea:
Tour Re Deem to have a chariot temple to Jagannath driving behind the peleton, crushing those that fall behind.
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>>152816991
>tour re deem femmes
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>>152815642
>>152816212
>>152816408
Look at all these jobbers who had yet another shitty veloseason

Lol, couldn't be me
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is does be like this
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>>152819415
>no volta dip
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I would rather watch gr*vel than CX
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>>152821705
That's fine. CX is getting a bit boring innit
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>>152816472
nice
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>>152816991
Imagine going on a cycling holiday in India
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>figs wet tootsies
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>>152834461
My wife went to southern india when she was a student. She shat and puked for 5 days straight.
The teacher blamed her for not respecting local culture, because she refused to leave her room after that; and lived on boiled water and plain rice for the next 10 days.
Whenever they were outside they had guards from the travel agency to protect them from males.
This was in 2013. We just started dating and ive never again seen her as rekt as back then.
Moral of the story, stay the fuck away from tour de redeem.
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PCS team racing in India. Sus team full of Andorrans. And why does PCS never promote them.
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UFC are trying to hype an indian fighter for le international audience and he keeps getting heemed lmao. We need more, I'd love to see an indian WT rider who crashes every race and causes mayhem. A few seasons then he's fired. Shame indians have zero athletic ability, let alone aerobic capability. Maybe they developed weak lungs that take in little air a) because india stinks of shit and b) because the rampant air pollution.
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>>152837569
closest we got at the moment
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>>152837602
There was a kid when I was U16, he was very fast I think he was semi pro. He was half indian I think. That half saar's seem to have a chance to redeem I guess. Half indian girls can be very attractive.
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>>152837569
They have a world class 10k runner but he's dodgy as fook making sudden massive improvements in his mid 20s.
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>>152837970
lol
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>>152837970
The Vingegaard strat
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>>152837970
Their javelin thrower was good but he was an obvious dopeur and also had a lot of unfair advantage from throwing poop from early years
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There's a Durianrider thread on /gif/
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>>152837255
tour de redeem actually sounds better than tour re deem, it is decided then
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>>152837363
PCS team against Bart BUIJK and SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts in India. what a bizarre race.
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thoughts on /ourgirls/ hot new look?
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I may have a shit ftp and hairline but thank the lord I wasn't born in India
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>>152844942
whats your FTP/weight?
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>>152838890
Surely you mean /wsg/?
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>>152837970
I've seen videos of this guy at training camps I think, kenya training camps. If there was any nation to cheat, it would absolutely be india
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>>152844502
Why the fuck is she posting half her credit card?
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>>152845773
and kenya lol
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>>152847173
Whatever happened to that Jewish lawsuit? Is he free now?
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>>152847173
holy shit, it's even more comedic than Skelly's NC jersey
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>>152847240
a FUCKING leaf
>>152847235
israel no longer exists so who knows
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>>152847173
good Wiggo potential in this face. Just needs some more suffering in his life.
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>>152847280
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>Here, Enric Mas has in recent years been almost a one-man army, but that stops now. The team has committed one of the biggest transfer coups by getting their hands on Cian Uijtdebroeks. The change is surprising in every way. In the transfer analysis, I have given a thorough account of why it was an extremely surprising move – mostly because Visma completely voluntarily let go of a golden bird they had gone to great lengths to get their hands on. I have also explained that it was a very surprising that he ended up at Movistar, because you would think that the Belgian, with his strong autumn, had shown enough for other of the sport's big teams to be ready with a contract, but apparently they didn't.

>His move is a gigantic strengthening of Movistar. He still has to take the final step back after the long-term nerve problems that almost threatened to ruin his career, but the signs are promising. Both in San Sebastian, in Lombardy and at the World Championships, he raced with the world's elite in races that did not suit him ideally, and even though his other top results came in smaller races with limited opposition, he has shown that he can once again mix at the highest level.

get on the Ciano bandwagon early. Latecomers will not be welcome
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>>152847300
>strong autumn
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>>152847289
>Mfw I see a Bert wasting his time in even-numbered zones
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Calvin Jones retires. Do you feel old yet?
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>>152845785
Holy shit! she posted the important (last 8 digits) part too. If that's a Visa card, the first 8 digits are the same on all cards.

Good news is: one of you Berts may actually have a chance, she's obviously dumber than a rock.
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>>152847980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mjoZ0XeVA

F. Legend
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mbv7kG53IM
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>>152847980
>>152848715
literal who
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>>152848749
Have you never done any sort of maintenance on your bikes?
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Honore with the OL flame
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>>152848749
delet this in shame right now
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>>152848747
new yana seel just dropped
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>>152848786
Yes, but I did so without having consooom burger commercials.
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edizione speciale how could you say no
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>>152848925
That is an okay price, if it was in Kroner.
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>>152848792
coward
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>>152848792
The crisis in Italian cycling is so huge that they have to use danish riders
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watched me first CX race live. it was cold as fuck but very fun to watch, sadly it was the last race in the austrian cx cup this season
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>>152849215
CX races except the NC are in autumn here.
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Was Jonas in the military? Will he join the Greenland Defence Force when the Burgers attack?
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>>152848925
You don't even get an oversized pulley wheel or a little aero cover for your derailleur for your £15,500 + tip.
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>>152849375
Was Jonas in the military?
Doubt it.
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>>152849384
The guys buying such bikes would be very sad if they didn't have the opportunity to buy some over priced pulley and cover themselves.
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>>152847173
>gee.jpg
Excuse me.
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>>152849541
>Derek Gee-West (né Gee)
kek
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>the great רותם טנא from NSN Development to NSN Cycling Team
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>>152849375
I demand the US annex Greenland so I can be given a Snowbunny cycling gf
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>>152849559
>>152849541
Most Canadian thing I've ever seen
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>2013, 2014 who knows
Watch a video by some guy name Durianrider about the importance of carbs or whatever


>2026
I have willingly sought and viewed pornographic films starring Durianrider to satisfy my truly pathetic curiosity.

No I did not, you know, to the videos.
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>>152849675
The girl is hot, however. Well her face is a bit mid but killer body
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>>152849559
Couldn't he have done this before Thomas G retired?
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kek shots fired
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>>152848560
please dont give my fellow berts any ideas about my future tard wife
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>>152848560
>If that's a Visa card, the first 8 digits are the same on all cards.
The first 6 or 8 digits are the IIN (or BIN), which should be fixed for a given issuing bank. If you knew where she banked (and had an IIN database) you'd be able to piece everything together. I'd guess it's some bank in Tashkent, which would reduce the count to just a few dozen, and you can rule out most of them with the Luhn check on the PAN, as the check digit is visible in the image. But, obviously, don't do any of that.
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>>152857577
You know some jeet has already sold her card details after buying himself a kilo of premium cow dung
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quickstep hopped on mexican hype train
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The stars are back
The season has officially begun
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>>152858025
>Plapp
The sound my Veloteam makes hitting the toilet water after picking him
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>>152858025
all the literally whos after O'Coomer
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>>152858388
Oscar CHAMBERLAIN is a BIG U23 bust
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>>152858453
how long do you think it took them to take this photo? every single head is perfectly visible
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>>152858453
Mads looks lean. He survives the Poggio (and therefore wins)
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>Tom Dumoulin volgt na 30 jaar Leo van Vliet op als koersdirecteur van Amstel Gold Race: "Maakt me heel trots"
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>>152858480
AI fixing

>>152858763
How long till he loses motivation and leaves?
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BREAKING NEWS
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>>152858453
Which rider is banging the qt on the right?
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>>152858782
Strange timing
Vismoids must have really made him dislike the sport with all their special "sports science"
Or maybe he just hates Jonas
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>>152858851
Got his giro and he gtfo
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>>152858782
Huh?
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Antoine Vayer is gonna have a field day with this
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>>152849559
Cvcked
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>>152859044
Yeah it’s not a shitpost he really quit
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>>152858782
he was probably told he could either retire with grace or be popped for PED, face a 2-year ban and then be too old to continue being a pro anyway
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He did the photoshoot for 2026 and all
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I don't remember someone ever retiring right after winning a grand tour
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>>152859070
It's all so obvious lmao
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>>152859076
Roberto Heras won his last GT in 2005, but PCS has no results for him for years 2006 and later.
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>>152859115
You're right Heras was suspended for 2 years in february 2006 so he never raced again after his Vuelta. But technically he kept searching for a team until december 2007 when he officially announced his retirement
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>Fem quits
>Yates quits
>lost Kooij
>lost Uijtdebroeks
>lost Benoot
>Van Aert already injured
Rough start for Visma
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>>152858782
sus
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>>152859171
>lost Uijtdebroeks
that's net positive
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>>152859070
he 100% had too much blood difference in 2025
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>>152858453
>T*o got front row seat
why
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>>152858480
You just take several pictures in a row and stitch them together.
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>>152858782
riding for jumbo must be hell
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>>152858453
Fuck is going on here? The head size difference between some is totally unnatural.
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>>152859323
Forgot pic
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>>152859327
>itt germbert realize perceptive exists and that people are not all the same size
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>>152859049
he spent the whole day reposting old pas normal performances of sheik and didn't bring any new squeaks on the table
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>>152858782
wtf did they give another rider permanent heart damage?
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a goodbye message from the sheikh
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>>152859440
ill always remember him fondly for denying a shitskin mongrel a GT
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>>152859440
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>>152859440
mashallah
but highly sus
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>>152859440
Caleb Ewan vibes.
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>>152858453
>Ayuso smug as shit
>Skjelly high as a kite
It's all so tiresome
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>>152859649
I had forgotten Caleb. What a fucking weak mind.
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>>152859076
Lance? Though he unretired later.
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>>152859699
>Virenque hairdo
he's going sulfurous, adjust accordingly
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>>152859699
>that hairline
It's not fair, bros...
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>>152848792
Mikkel Honore-Zanini is italian by marriage
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>>152860016
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>>152860239
but is he catholic?
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>>152858782
Silent ban
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>>152858453
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>>152860497
What else would she be
She's Italian
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>>152860522
nice of them to put a U14 rider to the front
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>>152860239
>Snikkel Gonoré
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Sooo who's going to work for Jonas? Graat and Piganzoli?!
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>>152861318
Armirail
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A short investigation later, our boy Rune is the unlucky body donor
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>>152861742
>Visma tdf squad:
>Jonas; GC
>Wout; Stages
>Jørgensen; Stages, Climbers jersey
>Kuss; MIA (Stages)
>Piganzoli; Stages
>Nordhagen; Stages
>Lemmen; Stages
>Campenaerts; Hjaelper (Stages)
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>>152860239
He shouldn't race mix
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>>152862299
Agreed, Honore should stick to hilly races.
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Pidcvck, Thomas Gloag, Fred Wright, Brent Van Moer, Xandro Meurisse, Quinten Hermans and Fabio Christen are "altitude training" in Chile
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>>152863795
*adjusts*
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I consider Tom Pidcock to be a more talented bike rider than Evenepoel
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>>152864015
that is an abhorrent take tbqdesu
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>>152864015
Bert this year we're supposed to habilitate the image of danberts.
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Long Climbing: Evenepoel
Short Climbing: Tom
Sprinting: Tom
GC: Evenepoel
Downhill: Tom
Cobbles: Tom
Gravel: Tom
Cyclocross: Tom
MTB: Tom
Endurance: Evenepoel
Determination: Tom
Snuhed: Tom
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>>152864516
>Gravel: Tom
>Cyclocross: Tom
>MTB: Tom
those things are not real
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>>152864529
Tom still wins if you take them away
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>>152864613
Snuhed is a clear draw, they are both dummies. Determination is definitely not Pidcuck's, he's super weakmind.
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Long Climbing: Wout
Short Climbing: Wout
Sprinting: Mads
GC: Wout
Downhill: Wout
Cobbles: Wout
Gravel: Wout
Cyclocross: Wout
MTB: Wout
Endurance: Mads
Determination: Wout
Snuhed: Wout
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>>152864667
delet right now
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>>152864667
All facts
You could even make a case for Wout being the better sprinter historically
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>>152864804
Mads is not even top 3 best danish sprinter
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>>152864909
>1. Salby
>2. Lund
>3. Cort
If any is wondering.
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Could a 40 dollar aliexpress helmet change my life too?
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>>152866303
If by "change" you mean "end", then possibly. Always funny how chinkshills tell you to read the reviews if you think shit's sketchy and then the reviews are so obviously fake.
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Bike shop guy says I shouldn't use my lightly-cracked seatpost anymore, even on a trainer, until the new one comes in next week but I'm not in the mood to take a break. Pray for my taint, bros.
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>Simon Yates retired before Froome
Lol
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UAE already have 1 win this year
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>>152869955
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>>152867669
Run
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>>152869955
>PLAPP Luke + 2:44
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pray for Nys
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is it Adam Hansen? legit cannot tell
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weird-ass photoshoot for a cycling team
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>>152870514
Vaguely threatening
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>>152870981
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>>152870983
This looks like a still from the nightmare hallucination at the end of JACOB'S LADDER (1990).
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>>152870514
drinks are on me lads
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>>152871641
remember to update your taxes
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Mads P but with Rolf's snuhed
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>>152873042
Jonas but with Bjarnes killer instinct
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BREAKING Isershit ends career
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>>152873169
yeah that sucks
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>>152873169
his biggest career achievement is being the first to boink puck
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>>152873306
I doubt he was the first one
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>Simon Yates has chosen to hang the bike in the garage , and his Danish sports director Jesper Mørkøv explains the decision to Feltet:
>- First of all, it's a shame (that he's quitting, ed.), but that's how it is. I won't go into it any further, but as I understand it, it's him who has lost his desire.
>Yates himself says about the stop that it is a decision he has made himself after a long period of consideration.
>According to Jesper Mørkøv, this speaks to the trend that cycling demands an incredible amount from its athletes:
>- It's something that's been discussed in recent years (in cycling in general, ed.), that it takes a lot to be able to be on the top shelf, and it's really hard. Simon has been in the game for many years, and then he's gone a little cold.

its still sus guys
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>>152873330

I agree, Simon isn't ACHKUALLY going into retirement. He's 'on the down low' being signed by UAE and he and twin brother Adam will 'trade' places during grand tours so either one of them will only have to ride half of the stages.

UAE + Pogi + Adam/Simon will win all Grand Tours for the forseeable future
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>Eekhoff out for iliac artery surgery
lmao another one
still nobody in pro cycling seems to be asking what the hell is going on
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>>152870953
Adam Hansen would be wearing some self-made HANSEENO shoes. His bike would probably also look a lot more fucked up
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>>152874811
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>>152874811
>@mariannevosofficial: Last week I underwent surgery on my left iliac artery. After some days in the hospital I am currently back home to start a careful recovery
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>Pune Grand Tour 2026 shatters records with global surge; India to host largest-ever field for a UCI 2.2 race
>The inaugural Pune Grand Tour 2026, a UCI 2.2 Continental multi-stage cycling race for men, is poised to make history as it prepares to host an unprecedented field of 171 elite cyclists, representing 29 teams from 35 countries across five Continents.
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>>152875231
>@puckmoonen: This is not the update I ever wanted to give, but unfortunately we have confirmed narrowing of my iliac artery in my right leg which I will have surgery for in about 3 weeks.
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>>152875231
>>152875387
I wonder if Big Bikefit has a part in this
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iliac artery wasn't a problem back when riders were still smoking, just sayin
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>>152875739
good point
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>>152875739
Could also be that it remained undiagnosed and affected riders just slipped into obscurity
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>>152882847
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>>152882847
even from behind it's not hard to tell which riders is her/she
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>>152882866
speaking of Her/she. always in awe of this jaw
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>>152882843
kit and bike looks hot af
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Visma the true cycling terrorists, endless amount of riders winning GTs with unrivalled doping system, complete control of the sport where caught riders are allowed to retire rather than face consequences even after it netted him a GT.

Meanwhile pathetic UAE still haven't won anything significant with anyone else than the GOAT, and they always get dumpstered by evil Visma when they try.


At least with every day that passes we can all be more grateful for Pogacar, it would've been truly the dark ages for the last 7 years without his emergence.
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>>152883659
Amen
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"These were supposed to be the golden years of my career. I had put all my ambition and character into cyclocross. And now that life suddenly falls away."
Eli Iserbyt sobs as he talks about his forced retirement as a cyclocross rider.
"I didn't want to quit at all; it's not in my nature. But after four operations and a long process, the doctors said the medical options were exhausted. That hit me really hard."

"I was given a plan to gradually increase my training load. And when I was allowed to do everything again in training, my condition deteriorated rapidly within a week."
"Anything above a heart rate of 100 caused tremendous pain in my leg. We immediately started looking for solutions."


"I can only walk at the moment. Cycling and running are not possible and I probably never will be able to do that again, because the artery in my left leg is so badly damaged. I think that's a real shame."
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>>152884053
Sounds like the average wagie. Their whole identity is their job.
When they retire or lose their job they fall into a black hole, not knowing who they are because they were their job.
Don't fall into that trap boys, your job should only be a means to survive, your identity should be your hobbies and family.
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>>152884053
is that a chute related injury or has he been chain smoking?
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>>152884053
Isn't this what happened to puck?
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>>152873162
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>>152884194
basically his upper leg artery is worn out from 4 surgeries and it would be a bad idea to operate on it more
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>>152883659
>pissma le ebil
>pogi le good
Is this the cope that keeps you engaged?
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This Simon Yates doping retirement is hilarious
It's a know trick in other sports
But because it's cycling all the media will go out and try and explain it as if it's not obviously shady
They're gonna tell you how shitty it is to be a top bike rider to convince you it makes sense
>you gotta realize these riders are worked like dogs
>they suffer a lot.. he just couldn't take it no more..
>er muss..
pull the violin out for poor Simon
Let's pray for all the abused and worn out pro riders who are suffering right now
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>>152884139
>your identity should be your hobbies and family
And then you fall into a black hole when you become unable to pursue your hobbies and your wife abandons you?
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>>152884139
>When they retire or lose their job they fall into a black hole
Except Simon Yates who fell into a black hole doing his job
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>>152884139
unfathomably based. are you blessed with slight tism? redditors (this general) are always "good girls" who do whatever everyone else is, like the retards they are.
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I commuted with a helmet today Berts. Felt like a tard.
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>Matteo Jorgenson has admitted that 2025 offered a “reality check” regarding his ambitions of winning a Grand Tour, but the American is still eager to sample a leadership role in a three-week race in the future.
https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/last-year-was-a-reality-check-matteo-jorgenson-on-grand-tour-ambitions/
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>>152885448
If Yates could win one, its definitely possible for Son of Jørgen.
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>ynr
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>>152885471
YATES (pbuh) has won two (2) so-called Grand Tours as well as nine (9) stages in these competitions. Mads Giorgione could never.
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>>152885563
Ehh if he lucks into a year without Remco and the big 2 anything could happen.
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Berts, should I go to the mudrace NC this sunday? It's free entrance.
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Jurgensen Van den Broeck will never win a GT
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>>152884826
>are you blessed with slight tism?
Why else would I be in this place?
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>>152885594
>It's free entrance.
It's not free you paid for it through your taxes
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>>152885589
Elite, the spic, other bin Yatesi, Thomas Pidcock, Roglic, Lipowitz, Benno Cooner, Ratchooso. There are too many runners that would be competitive with him still.
>>152885643
>paying taxes
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>>152885653
you pay moms
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>>152884761
>unable to pursue your hobbies
Wtf does that even mean. A hobby is something you like doing when you arent doing things you "have to".
>and your wife abandons you?
Your wife is the only family you dont have any friends?
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good guys quicksteppers helping some grandpa
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>>152885676
not sure what you're trying to say here, lurpak bertsen
>>152885682
>Your wife is the only family you dont have any friends?
Probably not once you pass forty-ish.
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>>152885357
FAGGOT
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>>152887134
no bully pls
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I like how the Vuelta al Tachira is still taking place like nothing happened
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>>152895333
I have a feeling this was a terrible move. His previous team isn't super budget with elite names but they did a very good job at the tour protecting him. Ineos seem unreliable. I think it would have been worth staying at his previous team another season or two.
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What's the reasoning behind the elbow long sleeves rather than short, in modern attire? I do not get used to it, it's ugly af
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>>152896587
more space for sponsor logos
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>>152896607
also marginal aero gains
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Czech CX NC is in the Ostrava industrial zone - kino as always
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>>152896768
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A BIG czech victory at the Czech national championship!
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>>152870439
Asalamu alaikum brother, allahu ackbar.
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looks like after years of Cant winning BK, now it will be years of Norbert-Riberolle. bleak.
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>>152896587
>>152896607
>>152896659
I don't mind the long sleeves but the long bibs is abhorrent. The length makes large thighs look strange rather than magnificent. A cyclist should be able to display their guns.

>>152896040
Ineos has been sort of directionless but I don't know if I would say unreliable. I think we have to give them an oppurtunity this season to reorient behind the new riders.
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Norbert-Riberolle wins
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now I know how dutch with a heavy french accent sounds like
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bright new hope
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>>152858453
how much money do these large teams have in their budget? Seems like that's at minimum several million dollars just for the support staff alone, possibly 10+ million, then the riders themselves are all contracted. Plus all the travel expenses to get everyone to every race and get hotels and everything especially for the grand tours, must be a ton of money
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>>152898405
>https://inrng.com/2025/11/decathlon-ag2r-team-2024-budget/
2024 Decathlon budget was €31.1 million, probably a safe bet to say Lidl Trek's is higher I would think.
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Did we get blessed with a year-end collage this year?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9uSiv84Yk

Warning all kijkers!!!!
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Does wienerbrød count as a carb source?
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>>152899497
yes ofc
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>>152899497
>>152900287
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>>152900287
I spit on all Danish baguettes for the Visma car
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>>152898779
>>152611062
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>>152899497
what is so Wienerisch about the WIenerbrod?
>also yes
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>“You can’t help but ask: why on earth now? They are training hard for the upcoming season,” Riis told BT. “I don’t think it was planned. Because if it was, he probably would have helped the team by saying it in time.”
>Would Yates really have been allowed to leave so easily? “I think it’s a mistake by Visma, which already has plenty of challenges to deal with,” Riis continues. “The team has already become smaller, and that makes a rider like Yates even more important. Because I don’t see a replacement any time soon. Visma has become weaker. They haven’t improved; they’ve weakened on all fronts.”
https://www.bt.dk/cykling/riis-begraeder-stort-tab-for-vingegaard-han-har-brug-for-al-den-stoette-som-muligt

https://www.stickybottle.com/blog/van-baarle-says-he-and-simon-yates-had-issues-with-visma-training-methods/
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>>152900789
there was a baker strike and Viennese bakers brought their baking techniques to Denmark
It's Plunderteig
Where the dough is folded with butter
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>>152901275
you need giga autismo to be on Visma this is well known
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>>152900453
Thank you for your service.

>Egan Bernal has now won shortened stages in all three grand tours.

>Guys, there's no rules anymore in cycling. There's no rules, ok?
>XDS Astana team
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>Wout and Jonas has le hecking undiagnosed autism like me
>I have a hobby so i have autism
>i'm so nerdy :3
I hate faggots like you



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