First for patiently waiting for the next game.
>it's another season where in the second round of the league all of man city's """""derbies""""" look like this
come on Chelsea you fucks, just one goal.
>>152814409Brother they look like they have never touched a ball They are not even trying
you now remember we had a 10 man chelshit to beat for 2 more points.... and we didnt cos they played their hearts out and now they look like a used condom, deflated and filled with crusty sperm
Chelsea had about as many chances as City but Neto and Palmer forgot how to hit the ball
All we can do is beat livershit. Dont worry about this lot
WHEEEEEEEEEEY
ahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahawhat a shit fucking goal
GET IN
NO WAY
>>152814457>>152814493>>152814510my powers are too strong
>cole palmer today
>>152814409
>stream froze when chelsea scoredclassic
WHAT
CHELSEACHELSEACHELSEAchelseachelseachelseaaaa
>>152814610>>152814409>>152814457>>152814265I apologize
:)
this new turkish watch along is growing on me ngl
PEP KNOWS THEY SLIPPED IT
>>152814610you win these ballons d'or
>SECHS POINTS CLEARUNBELIEVABLE JEFF
WELL WELL WELL ARSECHADS
>>152814675lmao he's so serious
City made a downgrade with the keeper.
>>152814675is this from a new isis video?
ENZOOOOOOOOOOO
pep fuming
thank you based chels :^)
That's it.Arsenal have won the league.
seeing city tie makes me happier than an arse win
based rentboy, i knew they have it in themalways rated the london cunts
The rentboys are alright
>>152814587we need to absolutely pump them, they're dogshit
missed the entire match and only tuned in 5 minutes before they equalized a truly blessed daymassive thanks to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ
We have made it to the point where it would be the biggest choke in history if Arsenal fail to win the league from here. No pressure lads.
>>152814696shiori the arse GOAT
>>152814913we're just gonna enjoy the ride wherever it goesworst case scenario we get a top manager in to take over the godly squad arteta built
told you idiots about not beating yourself up over dropping points against Chelsea and Villa. Arsenal will drop points, and so will all of their rivals.>>152814913We have made it to the point where it would be better for the Arsenal haters to kill themselves now rather than in May, after seeing Arsenal lifting the trophy.
>>152814655I guess this means we're buying more Chelsea players in the summer
Congrats for winnig the league (and i say this as an ABA)
>>152815038Good
this month of january, we gonna need to go undefeated in the prem
>>152814913There will be zero pressure for them, they are going to run away with it while city keep dropping points. Dark days...
football will never recover from Arselel winning the leaguea treble and ABAs will actually die of asspain
Thank you chelshit.
Imagine shitited turning them over a old trafford jej
>>152815157people can barely bring themselves to copepost in /epl/ since the villa win. Swedeanon's right they may as well kill themselves now
>>152815177manure seems like they often turn up for them, so i wouldnt be surprisedesp they need another hit to keep amorim in the job
You just know Arteta went absolutely wild after seeing that goal go in
>>152815070Don't be ABA.
>>152815177can't see it happening with them missing bruno, mount, mbueno and amadmiracles are happening though so never gonna rule it out
Of course 6 points ahead isn't a huge gap with the amount of games left to play.
The collapse should've started after the loss to Villa and the draw to a 10-man Chelsea. But then no other team could capitalize. The biggest difference between this season and last seasons is that Arsenal is simply the best team in the league right now. So the table will self-sort and Arsenal will always bubble to the top unless utterly everything goes right for another team.Everyone points to that 22-23 season collapse but it was obvious to everyone that Arsenal was worse than a fully healthy City. They were on borrowed time.
>>152815343yeah, we just need to keep minding our own business and win, eventually it will be enough
>On losing Dias and Gvardiol: "Apparently it doesn't look good, we will see tomorrow. I think they will be on the sidelines for a few weeks.Bros?
>>152815912
What a weekend bros. What a weekend.
>>152815912>just in january the most busiest time of the yearcool cool cool
>we won our game>no injuries/controversies/cards>both shitty and loserpoo drop points in the 104 minute>injuries, afconbeen a good weekend innit. looking forward to thursday desu
>>152815912Just means city will splash the cash to buy guehi now. Madrid will have to look elsewhere
>>152816486So grateful for these blessings
>>152816486>no controversies noooo!!! the ref blew the whistle too early!! arselel are cheats!!
>>152816678god, this pepe is fucking hideous
why is it okay for chelsea to celebrate an equaliser? are the expectations different or something?
>>152816486Interesting that you are still concerned about Liverpool.
>>152816884if you're getting a result vs city your can celebrate as much as you want. fuck them.
>>152816868How about this pepe?
>>152816915did you like when your lad took his shirt off to celebrate the "winner" today
>>152816915you play you next retard
>>152817287we*
>>152814913You can sense the feeling of finishing 2nd 3 times in a row has been ingrained in the players psyche and they don't want to feel that feeling again, just keep winning and don't look back
>152816915Liverpool will lose at least 4-0 next game
>>152817379Yeah, I actually believe >we are gonna destroy them
>>152817463unfortunately it will be their superbowlstill think we win but theyre gonna play that game harder than they would for any other team
i will propose to my gf if we win the league this year
just batter all of them win every single game
Semen yo or no?
>>152817554It is a derby so you can never be sure but >we play at home and their form isnt goodIm actually feeling confident about this. I believe even Man U can actually take some points against City
>>152817463Remember years ago when they hammered us 5-0 at binfield, (4-0 at half time) I think Rodger’s was still managing them at the time, and they completely harassed us as soon as the whistle blew. We just kept making mistake after mistake. No time on the ball whatsoever. The crowd were shouting and booing every time our players got the ball too and we just went to pieces. Absolutely destroyed us in every metric. Amazing by them.That’s what I want from us next game.Sounds cringe but fuck it.I’m sick of pussyfooting around first half and “absorbing” pressure. It’s time to start taking it to every cunt.Fuck this.
>>152817649Be careful bro but Godspeed
>>152817835did you watch the game? lad is fucking horrible. defends like eze. attacks like richarlison
>>152817835I'm not sure why City wants him. Jeremy Doku is tried and trusted by Guardiola and he wants a Semenyo type. The move really doesnt make sense
Her pussy is so wet after we are 6 points clear, but she pretends to hate us so she doesn't lose her United fan base.
>>152818133just the usual reason why citeh buys half of their players, because they got the purchasing power(a whole oil state) that allows them to deny rivals any potentially good player, rather than buying a player because he's a good for fit them(which they end up being as such anyways sometimes but that's not the primary push behind the recruitment process).
>>152817649Just do it and then do it ;)
>>152818179I just watched her lol. She loves us. One bitch I hate is that orange cunt from talksport. What a fucking hole. Her face looks like a newly plastered wall waiting to be painted.
>>152818449Her name is Abby (or Abbie, i don't know). She's a Shittenham fan
>>152817964In addition to this , I hope Arteta has learnt his lesson from the first Liverpool game and actually play to dominate and win instead of that disaster we saw in the first game
>>152817835Eh
>>152817649based.>>152817964this. it's been overdue
City are emulating what we did last season when we dropped dumb points from winning positions or not scoring in games we dominated. It's getting to that point where you feel like if we drop points, so will City. Like us last season. >>152818179I can see the porn addiction in your posts my guy
>>152814913After the last 3?Ain't no pressure.
>>152814194Let's go gunners!!We did it bros
>>152818714yeah, totally. Play to dominate from the off. If a team concedes within 10 min and the pressure is still high and they concede again, and then again, confidence is shot to pieces. It’s over. Done. Just kill games off for fucks sake instead of waiting until the 3rd quarter of the match to up to tempo.Make an actual statement.I understand the fitness and stamina aspect but It’s frustrating and makes us look more shit than we are. We have depth now
>>152819394Bro we are killing it
>>152819903>>152818714it doesnt have to be like that (gung ho from min 1). see villa and chitty last season. let the man cook as you young niggas say nowadays
>>152816486good vibe after we dont extend rapist
>>152814675Best I could do
>>152820686Did that plonker really suck his teeth like a black guy lmao. I can’t watch him it’s over. I’d rather watch robbie
>>152821369He's culturally and linguistically black. His girlfriend and mother of his kids is literally black.
>>152820218I just think we need to win more games by a bigger margin because we are capable, and put teams to sleep earlier. I might be being a nobhead about it I’m sorry.
>City concede in injury time>Liverpool concede in injury timeAnother good morning this 2026! (Shame it's time to go back to work)
>Arselel fans are such good little cucks that they celebrated a Chelsea goalLMAO
>>152821486I think Arteta is very selective about how he attacks to preserve our immaculate defense. He does this knowing the lads will score at least one but pushing for more will open you up. We saw that against Bournemouth and Villa.
>>152824946The problem is we have also seen him try and rely on this immaculate defence but end up conceding a goal anyway from a 0.03 xG shot. In fact we have seen it so often that people pretty much started waiting for it at one point last season. We have also seen what >we can do when >we keep possession and keep control and keep probing their defence. They have to open up more because they're chasing a goal but so fucking often >we're all sat in our box letting them do whatever the fuck they want all because >we have a flimsy one goal lead. So often Arteta tries to not lose a match rather than try and win it.
>>152831336St. Totteringham's Day coming early this yearalso found this websitehttps://www.whenissttotteringhamsday.com/estimated time is early march
>>1528317534 of them in London too.
>back to work>doesnt matter because Arsenal is doing good
>>152832789congrats on joining the eurozone
>>152832826Thanks, tomorrow i will be collecting 50 euro bucks from a pro-russian lady at work that insisted it wont happen because she believed the Facebook bots.
>>152831753White Shart Lane looks tricky since they always go all out there but I hope we already have a plan for them hoofing the damn ball like retardsCity's library is the only real challenge here
>>152831753Leeds away will be the second toughest fixture here after City.
Amorim SACKED
MANURE BROS ITS OBER
>have to play Chelsea and United with a new manager bounce
>>152833730>>152833821MANAGER BOUNCE VS SHITTY INCOMING
Damn, things like this makes me feel grateful that we have decent owners.
>>152833825I don't think Burnley would've done well anyway
>city next 3 away against spurs, united, liverpool
>>152834025this honestly could be the stretch that decide the titlewe also played 2 of them with liverpool and manure, but both are at our home
>Liverpool supporter Anthony Taylor has been appointed as match referee for Arsenal's Thursday night fixture vs Liverpool.
>>152834395What a surprise. They are all from the norf. Nwaneri going to Bournemouth on loan?
The shitshow at Manure reminds me of the days when we had Gazidis/Raul/Sven shitshow we used to have. Say what you want about Edu but at least he stabilised things.
>>152833730Not surprising as he started slagging off the higher ups.
>>152834671I think that was the last straw. He's just terrible and not fit for the job
>>152834395Antony Taylor is a Man Utd fan, you retard.
How long does Unai have left on his contract?
>>152834691>I think that was the last straw.Oh of course.
>>152833730deserved
>>152834691>>152834845didn't realize he was THAT terrible god damn.somehow when we play them it always feels narrow and we barely edge out a win
>>152834669>GazidisThat name gives me PTSD
>>152834845>tottenham even worse kwab
>>152833730Unironically needed more time (For more /mug/ performances)
>>152835019Because we've been doing great, but not THAT great.
>Midweek footy
Let's go gunners We in derr
arsenal squad too strong. they are going to pummel all opposition for a while now.
Glasner as new united manager
>>152834671To be honest, this dude has been trying to get fired since the summer. He always looks like he hates his job on the touchline.
Chelshit lose managerManure nowNext spudsThen scousers.Disaster season. That’s so UNFORTUNATE
>>152835891All part of the plan.
All those goats leaving … Fat Ange, Lelmorim, ‘title challenger for one week’ Maresca, some proper lads.
>>152814675>>152820686Fixed
I just want to see us complete batter Chelsea and Man United in a competitive match by 5+ goals whilst we are good and they are shit. Is that too much to ask for?
>>152836293>Is that too much to ask for?With this Arsenal team yes. Maybe it'll be the odd game in a season where we will though.
>>152836293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzjrcW3QD8Y
>>152836293Have you seen how we play? Every first half is a borefest.
>>152836259it's ABAs
>>152836293Didn't >we already beat Chelsea 5-0 very recently? With Kai twisting the dagger even?
Why yes I do have a new waifu
#Signings
>>152836598heh.
i've always been a huge fan of brahim diaz, hopefully these rumors about making us making an approach for him are true.he's such a decent player
>>152836598>Smilla Holmberg >19 yoShe looks older
>>152836655Looks to have had some bad acne or skin condition, which won't help.
>>152836680Why is she crying?
>>152836719Missed in the penalty shootout against England in the Euros quarters. I watched it and it was one of the worst penalty shootouts ever from both teams.
>>152836680>>152836655>>152836598don't let her take pens>>152836719she took a pen
>>152836417
>>152816915VAR is still gifting them goals
>>152836719saw Gyökeres’ goal contribution this season.
soon
>>152837017behave anon
>>152837017you really haven’t recovered from the villa game yet huh?
>Arsenal are monitoring Newcastle full-back Tino Livramento England international has emerged as a top target for the Gunners.>No decision yet on whether a move will be attempted in January.
>>152833730Silly. Why now?>inb4 said some unpolitical things on the board meetingYeah, sure, still makes little sense.
>>152837632watch his presser/post match after leeds. and theyve been a bit shit. and its manure.
>>152837520arteta can’t help himself can he
>>152837017Never really thought about it but “bottle” is a cockney slang term right?
>>152837910I believe it is cockney rhyming slang yeah.
>>152837520would take, >we ain’t scoring goals galore anyway so might as well get the best defence in Europe.
>>152837520ENGLISH CORE
>>152837910Bottle and glass = ArseLost your bottle - your arse has given out on you.
What the FUCK is his problem ?
>>152838539>100%I doubt it's even near 20%
>gvardiol out with fractured tibia and will have surgery later this weekHmm
>>152838539the fuck is this cunt about, there is only team in manchester he would join and it is sure as fuck not united. there is literally history of this
>>152837520that's the wrong newcastle full back that we should be going for ffs.the other ginger full back is the real deal. swear he's way better than to be in that newcastle team. lewis hall i believe he's called
>>152838539lmao what is this guy smoking?
>>152838539Intrusive thoughts seldom pay rent, la, and the money is tight...Anyway, since I'm not going to read any of that crap, I am asking here, does this Rio Ferdinad mug really think Mikel "The Fraudulent" Artritis would be given a chance like he was (is) at the Arse out there in the Manure? Does he really think Glazers/Ratcliffs would have even half of Kroenks' patience to keep a manager this notorious?Or is he just 100% meritless bullshitting for that sweet sweet money?Also, someone on topic with Rio's punditry best check if he called Mik's bottlejobness out recently and why would he even want him at his old club, lmao.
>Mfw Chelstink fans were celebrating going one down against city
>>152838539>niggas saying the dumbest shit for clicks and to remain "relevant" on social mediacolor me surprised
Watching rival fans praying for City to sign both Guehi and SEMENyo just to stop us winning the title is hilarious.
>>152839538i mean 3 of them are cup games
>>152839538theres a liverpoo home game mixed somewhere there as well....
>>152837520Good option desu, I feel eze being permabenched for that disgraceful villa performance and madueke performing would put highly skilled players like yildiz and semen yo off joining the club due to how hard it'd be to get opportunities despite their talent
>>152839420Forced rivalry really, if it was spuds fans it'd be understandable, still mad at son passing to ederson
Sit on my balls
>>152839741It was Ortega, his dick saved one of Kulusevski's shot earlier too. Ederson was forced off injured, had he played on we would've probably been champions, but that's just the typically shit luck Arsenal get.
>Rodrigo rumorsYay or nay? trossard is playing so well this season but if he gets injured martinelli is such a downgrade except in cup comps
>>152839792if we buy that bangladeshi retard am putting berta on top of the fraud list
>>152839724Eze will play in these cup games 100%Plus he has been kind of poop in his last performancesBut he will definitely get time >>152839792What would you consider a fair price for Rodrygo?
>>152839775is this odegaard or gyok with makeup lmao
It's so funny how teams are more concerned about stopping gyokores getting more than 15 prem goals than Arsenal scoring
>>152837520Save the money and buy tonali instead
>>152840546>buy someone who will get banned for betting
>>152840546>buying a tonail
>>152840546i thought we leave the super super hottakes to americans?
>>152840546>buying a player who is desperate to go back to Italy
>>152838539>Moving out of London for Manchesterkeklmao even
I've been reading about Arne Slot getting sacked. Wouldn't it be cool if he gets sacked before the Arsenal game
Shan't be underestimating Liverpool.
>>152839792Why the fuck would we need another forward?If anything we'd need someone strong on the left side of the pitch since we're still too reliant on the right side of the pitch
>>152845949rodrygo is a left winger. But we don't need him in this season when we have Trossard, Martinelli, Eze, G.Jesus and Madueke who can play there
>>152845731The last two PL managers of the month have left their clubs in 2026 (Maresca, then Amorim). Based on this pattern, Glasner will leave Palace, then Slot will get sacked.
>>152845904Exactly and that’s why we should batter them from the off instead of trying to piss fart around during the first 50 minutes and most likely give up plenty of chances because we seem to shit our pants quite regularly untill we settle down.If we keep seeing first half’s like bormoof and villa then there will come a time where we don’t end up turning it up and getting caught out.
>6 year contract for the new chelsea manager
>>152846924>played for hull in the 2014 fa cup finalheh.
>>152846973We would genuinely be finished as a football club if he didn't score this free kick.
>ja gunners ja. ohhh ja
>>152846973>>152847549I miss Santi, him and Sanchez would be so good for the current team.
>>152839775Likes Henry.
>>152845904we're gonna curbstomp the scousers
don't let the results and everything deceive you. We NEED Arteta AUUUUHHHHTTTT
>>152848589Put the out status on hold until at least March.
>>152848441We need to criminalise make up it’s fucking outrageous.
>>152845904I will go for a 2-2.
>>152848975this is a standard stockholm slag here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCzmOho3rl4
>>152846973arteta played too. you can actually see him in the webm kek
>>152849065By sheer willpower alone rice will make him score.
>>152848441How would you answer, Anon?>Favourite footy memory?Scoring all 8 in a win that one time in highschool.>Song to play when you score?Maybe this bit https://youtu.be/_sOKkON_UnQ?si=b4iQ9o_xKBKqGvCk&t=47 (to 1:14).>Favourite Arse player?Pires, Cazordead and the Invisioezil.>Last minute winner or header off the line?The winner as it wins >us the game, innit.>Best piece of advice you ever received?Work smart not hard.>What do you want the Arse to achieve?Octuple, innit. But realistically, I can settle for a mere quadruple.
>>152839857>What would you consider a fair price for Rodrygo?30 million of His Majesty Pound Sterlels.>>152849037Only if it gets Fraudsterteta SACKED.
love everything about this club
>>152846973>there's a timeline where podolski took it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtmSPv1m2MYi know this is old but still - based paul kaye
Wet Spam is gonna escape relegation I can feel it.
>>152846924These contracts literally mean nothing or they're just money laundering
liam rosenior is visibly not black
>>152850344Would you deport him?
>>152850301i suspect it's closer to the latter. chelsea weren't paying maresca hence why they're not taking a hit now they've sacked him. the idea that he turned down the £14m payoff because he was angry is a smokescreen given to credulous journalists.
>>152849913Even him?
what’s opinions on getting a club jersey with my surname on it?
Or him?
>>152850714Nice shirt though.
Forgot picrel
>>152849913
Of course city get their worst injuries literally when the window opens.
>>152850805i mean what do you want, them getting new signings and also not having injuries?
>>152850862his point is that they have a month to buy/ loan players. injuries in say march are way tougher to deal with because theres nothing you can do.
>>152850805200 million++ window incoming
>poo ham
>>152850805they were gonna spend all their money anyway
Is it true auba got kicked of the club because he beat the shit out of sharteta
>>152852575no it was because he bullied Arteta's drawing :(
>ynr Lacazettes finishing
>>152839892shell give you gyok sons, you gotta take one for the jaw team
Sup lil nigzWhen's our next game, or "match"?
