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>>152816971these teams suck
>>152816993>another razors in the cake episode
>>152816971mahomesknee is a kike
I hate Ross, McFag, and Pooa equally
>>152816993/sp/‘s team, YOUR New England Patriots suck?
>>152817040I'm not a rich Jew named Robert Kraft, so they're not my team
no stupid injuries and if we lose playing conservative so players dont get hurt, go for itGO PATS
>>152817021Catholic, ackshually.>>152817031I really hope they fire McDaniel tonight for your sake... but I think we both know he'll be coaching Week 1 in 8 months. I don't know why Ross does this shit either.
How many today?
>>152817077>Catholic, ackshually.
is it just me or is trevor lawrence one of the easiest players to edit into a gigachad
>>152817127Tuesday is the Epiphany, do you give gifts?
>>152817114concussion sideline evaluations? 2 maybe 3
>>152817077Ross is a true heeb who only cares about his shekels and nothing else
I know this is gonna be like 150yds for Maye and a ton of running, but I want to see 450 and nine TDs after last week. My greatest Patriots regret is that Belichick and Brady didn't keep the hammer down in that 59-0 Titans game. They could have scored 109 if they wanted to.
>>152817173I was in Savannah, Georgia at my mother in law's house for that game... I remember being upset I wasn't home for the snow.
>>152817153I don’t know what that means
>>152817274Godless heathen.
Another shit year....
Lets win one more for Mike bros
>>152817343>having to smell ozempic shits after lackluster sex
This Jeff Golblum commercial is so creepy
MAYEAYE
>>152817429I think Cam Newton's hat is about to hit the floor.
>Drake GAYhehe
>>152817237That game sticks out in my memory. I'd never seen a team look like they literally didn't want to be there. The Titans would have forfeit if they could have. I wanted to see some retarded record set by the Pats.
9 yards just like that babe ;)
Dolphins are ass.
WE STAND TALL
HiRyS, iiiiiiit's TouchdownRyS!
>>152817471>I'd never seen a team look like they literally didn't want to be thereMight be another one of those days.
Easy as that
Please hang 72 on these niqqas tonight Pats
I mean I'll take a game with 250 yards running but I kinda wanted Maye to statpad.
Daily reminder: If you couldn't handle us at our worst, you don't deserve us at our best.
The Phins Fucking SUCK!!!!
I SHANT watch
No A Chan? That makes things easier
>>152817636Fucking hell please don't, I was there in Vegas when that game happened
>>152817689It's shocking how empty that city is now.
I walked away, how did they laready score
Hey, hockey hair!
This soft ass zone is making this rookie look like prime Joe Bussy.
Milton Williams is so important to this team's run defense
God damnit, you retard announcer. If you're clicking on all cylinders your engine isn't fucking running!
Mcshit is wearing a scuba suit for 40 degree weather. Can't respect a leader like that.
Half a fucking yard
>>152817850He never had the makings of an NFL coach.
The Charges resting all their starters so we couldn’t secure the 1 seed is a bitch move
Uhhhh who do you guys think you are?
>no pi callfuck this
>>152817867I’m going to the game next week and I will throw a banana at Justin Herbert.
>>152817889How was it PI?
The Patriots' defense is so bad.
>>152817883A fatter fuck than you.
>>152817850He looks like a 1980s Miami coke dealer.
>>152817924It's in part scheme. They play that soft ass zone which requires a heavy rush - which they don't have, and leave players like Gonzo and Carlton Davis to play off their scheme. Bill tried the same shit with Gilmore. In part, I think it's due to our shitty DC having cancer and missing everything.
>>152817924yeah but maye is making every defense look like dogshit. we're fine, thanks
>wwzx4b2mxo1fEnjoy.
That's my corn fed All-American QB right there boi
Cam Newton just fell off his chair.
How long will NE dab on Miami before sitting everyone?
This is going to be a one sided gang rape, isn't it?
>>152818116My guess is after the first drive in the third. Then we get the Rocket Scientist.
We call this a little Sunday treat ;)
>>152818116However long 35 points takes.
Is it weird the Pats are showing so many trick plays in an inconsequential game before the playoffs?
come on Boomer don't use your dead mom to shill insurance
I'm sitting next to a fish fan in the pub rn and was fucking seething at that last play
>>152818186It's like they're practicing.
>>152818186if they do it consistently, coaches get distracted in watching for it which opens up other plays. we dont have to though because we have the mvp and all these other FAGGOT teams fucking SHIT teams suck COCK
>>152818188Good. He should go home and buy Panthers' tickets. That attendance for the classic was pathetic.
>>152818188Buy him a shot. He’s gonna need it.
Am I the only Bostonian that fucking hates the Dropkick Murphys?
where my NIROPE niggas at?
Hello DolphinsPlease win so the Jags can play the pathetic LA Chargers in the first round for an easy win. Thank you for your time.
>>152818293...I fucking miss Nick so much. They were my keynote speakers at my HS Graduation and were so fucking nice. I see Ron and Pete now carrying on and it makes me sad.
>>152818277>checkedMy dad came over from England in the 90s and lost family to the IRA. He loves the Dropkick Murphys. So yes
Serious question for Pats fans here:How far do you think they will go in the post season?
>>152818277big fan of playing that song when non-NEers are around and big mad about losing to >us
>>152818352Probably divisional. This D is so fucking soft. I could see them winning in the WC against the Chargers then losing to the Bills/Texans.
Taking my Camry to the onsen.
>>152818352Super Bowl champs
>>152818352
>>152818372I lived in Miami in 2007 during the perfect season. They were so fucking mad up until. Then it was absolutely horrid in 2008.
>>152818277Most likely. Do you have any state trooper cousins?
where in New England are you lads from?t. Portuguese
>>152818277Nah, I do too. The Irish gimmick doesn't for me and I usually listen to IRA protest music in St Paddy's day. COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
How many bumps does McFag take in an average weekend bender? nigga higher than giraffe pussy
>>152818352unironically, only worried about the bills. *maybe* the broncos. i think the other teams we can beat. in the nfc, rams and seahawks look formidable. likely going to be an afc championship appearance with either broncos or bills to play.
>>152818412Irish, though born and raised in Italian.
>>152818412Irish as AF in hampster county.
>>152818421Disgraceful.
>>152818412Born in Irish, but am English
>>152818385You appear to be getting the Chargers in the first round so you might win one there but there is zero chance you win another after that. Not being the donkeys or fags or toxins or even the razor cakes. Hell even with the Chargers, you are probably the team they match up with best since your D isn’t good enough to take full advantage of their dead oline
>>152818412woostah. actual portuguese though, family is in bristol lol
>>152818461We've found the royalist
>>152818412RI. Dad's a wop. Mom's Scottish.
>>152818412South Boston, but now live in RI. Why are Portuguese girls such cunts?
>>152818479Yeah but you typed your post wrong so you're a fag and automatically incorrect
LVP after that drive
>>152818541ah fuck ur right enjoy your owl
>>152818488Remember the Gaspee.
New Englanders are so gay. You will never be Irish
That Back on 74 song sounds like "Fa fe fi fo fumI can't get any pussyyy"
>>152818649So true.
Dan from Sport's Night looks so old and Jewish now.
>>152818479No fucking shit. This was supposed to a fucking rebuild year. I’m just glad we made it to the playoffs. I am guessing it’s gonna be a donkey versus Rams or Seahawks Super Bowl.
no way the chorgers beat the 1 seed hungry broncos, but we just cant have stupid injuries we can win this easy. not looking too hard into this game aside from another pats game, but i wanna see the steelers lose tonight cause fuck rodgers and fuck that faggot franchise lol
>>152818649Those are usually Bostonians. The rest of NE are NOT like Bostonians...
>>152818701Broncos / Seahawks with a Seahawks win would be so kino.
>>152818649NE slowly turning all Portuguese, Chinese and Indian. It hasn’t been an Irish city in like 30 years.
>>152818732Most of Rhode Island is incredibly WOP coded. It was a fucking sin at my HS to wear green on St Patties Day, those fucking greaseballs all wore red for St Anthony or Joseph or whomstever it was.
>>152818739I like Bo Nix. Crazy fucker.
>>152818760OK? He's legit the weakest link on that team though they have won an Owl with a shit QB prior so you never know.
>>152818759I love how WOP coded Rhode island is. Only thing I hate is that every Italian restaurant here tries to fuck you over.
>>152818412I want to move to Maine, what area is based and safe
Why do they keep showing me Adiaga, Agiaga II and Badiaga? I'm not fucking watching soccer.
zoomer new englanders will never know what it's like to grow in a generation full of irish and italian baddies
>>152818741Keep the faith m8
>>152818812So a Florida 4/10 or RI 11/10. Too bad zoomer don’t know how to cook.
>>152818812I'm 42 and since I didn't grow up in a shithole part of the state I never had to deal with wops or micks.
>>152818759I suppose that depends on the school. My school was incredibly Irish and any kind of goomba behavior was frowned upon. >Wheeler grad
HEEM
>>152818891Howdy, neighbor. I'm on Pleasant street.
The Pats are going to lose this game
>FOOOOOOOMBLE
>>152818946You owe me a Coke
>>152818926You underestimate how mentally broken the rest of the AFC East is
>>152818926you were saying BITCH? LOL suck my fucking COCK pats haters
>>152818954It's my image, but you can use it when I don't.
>>152818926It’s the dolphins in cold weather.
>>152818975Thank you. I love that damn cat.
can someone explain the pats run defense meme? every game ive watched the opposing team just shoves the ball down their throat
I don't mind the Portugese. You should see the browns they got over here...
>>152819010They were good for half of the year and then became total garbage.
>>152819010We focused too much on our O line and QB last draft so our defense absolutely sucks
Unabated to the quarterback? There's a throwback call.
LMFAOOOO MAYE JUST FUCKING OWNED YOU DIPSHIT
God Mike Mcdaniel looks like such a fucking basedboy, I'd love to throttle him
every team's fans try to defend their teams with past legacy, do dolphins fans just say "yeah but muh undefeated season" or do they just accept theyve been nflslop for over 40 years
>>152819085He looks like a nerd. Like a fucking stereotype. He should stay in Yale doing academics instead of coaching a football team. Guinea Vrabel is a complete opposite. It’s hilarious.
>>152818806Stephen King's private island
>>152819126Muh Dan Marino.
>pro kickers
>>152819167Best loser in NFL history.
I'm legit worried about the Pats winning this game. They look so soft.
>>152819236Is this that guy from Jacksonville or a woman?
All the /int/ fuckers who keep shitting up this board can go suck it.
>>152819236you're gonna have to play the bills lol easy W for buffalo
Halftime faptime: I'm going to kill myself edition
Drinkin' dat piss.
What're your half time plans lads? I think I'm gonna play some clash with my 2.6 hog dick.
>>152819441>no defense>no line>inconsistent pass gameNot super worried about the Bills tbqh
>>152819585Posted time whore X four. That was all I had, really.
>Liv Johnson FOX 5 brings out the baddies for halftime
>>152819688you like men
>>152819430Give back Maduro. He has a family, for God's sake!
is tracy having another stroke
>>152819688I still have no idea who that is. Did you maybe mean to post Sarah Gadon or Mina Kums?
Don't make me greentext patriots in charge of tackling.
Patriots aren't winning a single playoff game.
>>152819898Don’t care. The bills will still have zero rings.
>>152819898thats correct.we're winning 4 of them.
lol where the fuck was he throwing that?
Holy smokes
What happened to Tua?
great time to get home from work, it's like he couldn't decide which reciever he wanted
>>152820008he turndaballova one too many times
>>152820008Someone replaced his brain with Folger's crystals. (People noticed.)
>>152820008He went past his home planet. The blue medical tent.
HiRyS, iiiiiiit's TouchdownRyS.
guys, great news. just got some insider info that if that dolphins score 15+ more points than the patriots in the remainder of the game they will win. will update if more news leaks!
beautiful toss and catch
im sharting for the miami dolphins right now smell my shart assholes lmfao
I’m praying to God we don’t get the Monday Night Football game next week.
There should be something on the screen tracking if the Jets got the interception
What do you say when a holocaust survivor is still pissing and moaning in 2063?
guys, what are WE doing to #stopjewishhate?
What do you say /sp/?
who is kicking jewish kids on the sidewalks?
CAM ANNE DOLPHINS, SCORE SUM FEKKIN GOOOOOAAALLLSSSSS
>>152819960in order to win 4, you'd have to win a single game. I bet you thought you were clever, but I didn't say "one"
>>152820250Go away >>>/pol/I wanna drink beer and watch football. Piss off.
Can someone post Drake maye with all the cupcakes? My gf finds him and his baker wife really cute
>>152820245if maye throws the only interception to the jets in the entire season, he will be automatically disqualified from mvp talks
>>152820252And I say, hey-ey-eyHey-ey-eyI said "Hey, a-what's going on?"And I say, hey-ey-eyHey-ey-eyI said "Hey, a-what's going on?"
>>152820272
>>152820311That's Allen you drunk retard
starting to think miami might not make the playoffs bros...
>Sewers
>>152820322Why is Chadwick so scrswny?>>152820344
so do the patriots get an easy schedule in the playoffs too or nah
are all the anime spammers pats fans? we never get them in other miami game threads
>>152820332>he thinks I care about the worst division in football
>>152820379Kind of, they will probably win 1 game due to Chorging but lose to the first functioning offense they run into
>>152820385I see a guy posting lots of anime wions.
>>152820385Who the fuck is making a Miami game thread? At least we have Brady/mahomes knees making the pats ones.
>>152820399guess the nfc south just doesn't exist
>>152820399No one is talking about the NFC South.
Drake Maye really might be the best QB in the NFL.
>>152820446>>152820432jokes on you, it's actually the NFC East now
bros, got a $2,150 bill from a camgirl soght coming up on the next billing period in an account i share with my wife, wtf do i do? can i change the billing name on the online statement? got about 2 days
>>152820399literally have 9 super bowl championships in our division, retard
everyone's going to sit now
>>152820500HiRyS, I'm just gonna run by everyone into the end zoneRyS for a TouchdownRyS.
>>152820500dolphins fan btw
Hell of a run
>>152820520any that don't belong to Tom Brady?
>>152820500LMAO. Thank God my camgirl payments go through Epoch.
>>152820532The fuck? I didn't click you. >>152820500 You're fucked.
>our spicHe's consistent enough that I'm not worried for him in the playoffs
great way to end the season phin bros
FUCKING KEKA LELPHINS CLASSIC!>THINKING A CONCUSSION BABBY WAS GOING TO BE SUSTAINABLE AND A CAREER QB FOR YOULOLOLOLFUCKING KEK THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO WIN THE SUPERBOWLCRIAMI NEVER LEARNSYOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SHIT TO MEDIOCRE TEAM AND WILL NEVER EVER QUALIFY FOR THE PLAYOFFSALL THAT FREE AGENT SPENDING YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT CRIAMI WASNT GOING TO CHOKE AS PER USUAL? FUCKING KEKLMAO AT HOW SHIT CRIAMI ISENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHATHE CRIAMI LELPHINS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSEDTHEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE PATRIOTSYOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UPHoly fucking kekIm seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT criami LELphins areholy fucking kekthe patriots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOLhonestly miami might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BADalso isn it funny how there are NO miami fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they areAHAHAHHA>THE STATE OF FLORIDAIS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY
>>152820500I suggest suicide on general principles. I dated an exhibitionist chick who'd sometimes give cam shows. She thought it was crazy people would pay to see her tits, meanwhile I was cumming all over her for free.
Good job on the incidental contact drills, guys.
I think within 5 years we're going to see some kind of relegation for long term poverty teams (Jets, Titans, Browns) with a lottery system is discourage tanking. Not sure what they would look like but its almost surely where we're going. WAY too many teams that aren't even hiding the fact that they're tanking.
At least the weather is still nice here
>>152820588dating is never free, anon, there is always a price for the cum
>>152820500What is wrong with you people? Why would you give a camgirl money?
>>152820500>$2,150 bill from a camgirl soght coming up on the next billing periodI'm a nerd, does this mean you paid her that much? Why would you do that?
for me it's the New England Patriots, the best NFL team
Graceful.
>>152820659>>152820661you wouldn't fucking get it, she really likes me but she can't afford to come out and see me she said maybe in a year if she can save enough money so either help with the problem or fuck off
>>152820622That will literally never happen in the capitalist NFL where owners drop millions to reap guaranteed billions.
Diggs can make $1.5 mil in incentives this game, he's playing for his lawyer money
>>152820298stupid goy, you better #sharethebluesquare or else
Remember when Phins fans were celebrating Tua being undefeated against the Patriots in a handful of meaningless games?Get fucked, Miami
>>152820713And whatever it costs to pay off a mouthy chef.
>>152820696spend your money on drugs and alcohol, not that crap
>>152820696Anon, I remember during COVID my boss told me our jobs were essential. That's like the stripper telling me I'm her favourite customer. You see what I'm saying?
>>152820696This HAS to be bait. Not even a Dolphins fan could be this stupid.
>>152820710happens in the NBA
>>152820725>if you don't stand with Israel like the NFL does, we're invading Mexico
>>152820658Don't date like a simp. If you're spending a lot of money on dating you're doing it wrong or dating a good digger. This was a Maserati looking black chick with tits bugger than my head and it didn't cost me a dime.
>>152820696Don’t you have a bills thread to ruin?>29-0Nevermind.
Aww man, it was a local ad, so most of you didn't see it, but Springfield schools stuck a black woman on the TV who might be part frog her neck pouch was so huge.
Why did the Commanders pass on Maye? I remember even going into the draft Maye was seen as the universal #2 QB behind Williams. Then for some reason the Commanders drafted Daniels. It struck me as odd at the time because I watched a ton of pre-draft film and Maye was clearly the better QB just on an awful team.
that fucking pass lmfao we have the next mahomes
>>152820788How Mark Twain was it?
>>152820803They fell for...>
Chargers are bitches for not trying. Fine them.
>>1528206969/10
>>152820696>she really likesoh ok. My bad bro. carry on
>>152820764Ohh, I read that wrong. I thought you were talking about a soccer style relegation system.
>>1528208032024 was the year of the DEI draft.
Pam Oliver interviews are like listening to your half-senile grandmother tell a story.
>>152819810Oops did you mean Sophie Rain
>>152820803Maye was seen as an unpolished projectDaniels was seen as pro ready
>>152820781I can confirm that if you meet a chick who REALLY likes you, she'll happily give you shit for free (food, clothes, gifts, etc.). But, that is not always easy to find.
>>152820803There's actually a good bit of lore to this. I believe 2024 was Lamar's MVP year, so everyone wanted a QB like Lamar. In this case, people saw Daniels as the next Lamar.
Should they put him in?
>>152820866I also have no idea who that is. >>152820767It was cooler when Reagan was calling it Star Wars.
>>152820803The meme was that Drake was raw and had bad mechanics, so Daniels was a safer pick. Scouts unironically compared Drake to Mitch Trubisky because they both played for UNC. You have to realize that most scouts are retarded.
>>152820803>I remember even going into the draft Maye was seen as the universal #2 QB ahead of WilliamsPats fan here, so I was watching closely. Somewhere in there, the Heisman changed everything, so Williams moved up.I wouldn't have been upset either way
>>152820878>pro readySo was Mac Jones...
>>152820853still not as bad as sarah langs from baseball. she has lou gherig's disease and for some reason likes to talk in front of a camera and takes like 100 years to get through a paragraph.
>>152820899I don't know how scouts even have jobs when you look at how many crap QBs are drafted within the first 10 picks.
>>152820945Nepotism.
>>152820919Mac Jones was perfectly ready to spend the following 12 years as an NFL ready backup.
>>152820927probably because she knows she'll be dead soon and still wants to feel like she has something to live for and feels alive talking about baseball?
nfl insider here: if the dolphins score 29 points and hold the patriots to 0 they will win the game
>>152820981literally dont care.pats win pats dominated this SHIT team. we da best lol
>>152820880I'm not talking about free shit. If that happens too much early on she's probably crazy. But modern women (ie: not expecting Jane Austin courtship) will generally want to split chicks or pick up at least half of general expenses. They either want to be fair or they don't want to feel a guy is buying their affection.
gonna miss McDaniel, probably gets the axe on da plane ride home
>>152820368My beautiful bomb wife
>>152820881Lameme got robbed in 2024. Josh Allen won MVP, but Lameme should have. Lameme himself robbed Brock Purdy in 2023. League MVP is a meme award.>>152820945QB is difficult to project, because college QBs aren't asked to do things that they often are in the NFL, like take snaps under center.
oh look at the time, bitchknee complaining about politics in a football thread and chikaner race baiting
>>152821020
>>152821032Choco milkies...
put in Cutlets!
Oh yeah Dobbs coming up
>>152821052Shouldn't you be getting ready to support the NFL supporting the troops as we invade Cuba?
>>152821047Maye is probably going to 'steal' Stafford's award this year too.
this bald mfer dobbs ugly af lmfao
>>152821129He's a heckin rocket scientist!
Joshua Dobbs is so scary looking
>>152821118Other way around, Padford is getting the lifetime achievement MVP this year, in spite of Maye leading in completion percentage, yards per attempt, QBR, and passer rating, along with having a better record and better stats against shared opponents despite playing on a worse team. Maye might be able to win it in 2027, next year Mahomes will get a pity MVP.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS WINNING THE MVP AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
>>152821038I do love her delightfully miniscule breasts.
>>152821208k retard. last time an mvp got the award that wasnt on a team that was a 1 or 2 seed was 2008 and it was peyton manning. padford isnt getting shit and can eat my shart with the other maye hating faggots
>>152821279I can't imagine anyone voting for Padford after last week. He couldn't sell it.
>>152821226Can’t wait for tickets to see the pats play go up by an extra hundred dollars. Last time I checked we are on September 2007 for season tickets. A 20 year waitlist to sit in the 300s. Fuck.
I legit feel bad for Ewers. He doesn't deserve this.>>152821322I can't wait for the season ticket fags to gloat, 'shoulda bought the dip!'
>>152821254shes tastefully flat in the right way
Congrats, JEST.
>Zach WilsonHe's still in the league? Holy shit.
>>152821468I saw the Reze arc on the big screen. You?
>>152821474Mitchie is kissing all the titties tonight!
6 7!!!!
>>152821590Skibbidi
>roughing the passerJFC, what a softass league when that was a penalty.
>TURN THE TV OFF >TURN THE TV OFF
>>152821535Watched a pirated copy with a friend then the theater release, best movie ive actually gone to watch in awhile
So we're playing Bills the first round? How did that go the last time again?
Game.Blouses.
MVP MVP MVP MVP
>>152821754It was very entertaining, but I literally went to see 50+ movies this year, so I probably can't say it was the best. I actually binged the whole series specifically because the movie hit theaters. Did the same for Jujutsu Kaisen.
>>152821779They're playing the Chorgers.
>>152821779>>152822208And literally can't play the Bills until the AFC Championship, if either of them even get that far