Kangz
>Mexican Tranime Addicts are still spamming the thread trying to score white people points while having a black coach
Lube up
>#000000 QBs
>zoomer qbs
>>152832470John Lunch isn't that good of a drafter desu
Goodnight /nfl/
>QBs with lips sponsored by michelin tires
Thank you,
thread themehttps://youtu.be/SQUeQOIlcDM
My Chiefs of next season are going to bootyblast your shit teams
>>152831503Apologize
>basketball american qbs
>>152832525#15, whoever you are,
Frog website
Top HC candidates1. Matt LaFleur (pending GB loss)2. Chris Shula3. Brian Flores4. John Harbaugh5. Kliff Kingsbury
I'm ready for the spaghetti that these playoffs will bring.
All in on a Panthers OwlI'm either gonna be rich or still poorI can't lose
Which flyover team will have the honor of being bootyblasted by my Seahawkies in the divisional?
>>152832529
>>152832520Rams fans are so kawaii desu ne
Why is the general super active tonight?
>>152832539for doing your best,
The KANG of Steelerpacos
>>152832547hopefully the packer
The raiders are stupid if they don’t draft ryback
You'd be a fool to not throw a cheeky bet down
>paco has had to endure a black HC for almost 20 years
>QBs who would dance after being told they are NOT the father
He commands them
>>152832550>Rams fansdon't exist
These zoomer QB's really have anxiety problems, don't they?
bills rams owl btw
>>152832547>Seattle thinks that it isn't flyover
>>152832554and not giving up in the face of certain defeat.
Lameme missing the playoffs is the funniest thing to happen in sports since LeMickey missing the playoffs.
>qbs who avoid development by relying on their legs
>>152832570There are like 5 of them
>>152832553End of the season/playoff excitement
So does Andy retire?
Patty Cuckitini
Kiwi kwab
Post yfw >your team's regular season >Steelers
>>152832574name 1 team that has to flyover seattle to get to another teamjust 1 is all im asking for
>>152832553bantz
2x DEI MVP Lamar Jackson missed the playoffs.
>>152832560I told you last night if the giants win, it locks up the pick for them. Locking up the number one overall and going out with a win is a decent way to end the season
>>152832584Losing Andy and Kelce might spiritually break Mahomes.
>>152832499D-line in general is terrible, the only guy still playing that is legit is Collins and he's a fucking rookie. As a whole the only position group on D I feel good about is corner, Lenoir, Stout, and Green are all solid - good
an the amount of semen these gentlemen consume be quantified in a way the human mind can comprehend?
Playoffs aren't the same without Joe Brrrr
So the plan is to root for the Steelers because of Rodgers, right?
>>152832596every team that has to play Alberta.
>>152832596Seattle has to flyover itself to get to other teams.
>>152832542Gruden the nigga horse I take it
>>152832614Yeah they’re better
imagine steeler and tomlin posting because your opponent missed a FGgrim
>DeMeco Ryans after the Texans defeated the Chargers:>“The light is shining bright on the Texans but that light is really reflective of it guys belief in our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. That’s what’s driven our team& I’m so proud of our guys & thankful to the Lord for allowing us to allow our lights to shine though him & just all praise & honor goes to him.”you heard the man /nfl/, texans are god's favorite teamthe rest of yall are FUCKED
>>152832594>broncos
>>152832603Nothing could break his honorary Aryan spirit idiot. He won a super bowl against a super team with turf toe. Eat my ass
>>152832614he's been in the playoffs like once, who cares?
>>152832616yeah, I probably will when my bills are one and done
>>152832616Only until he gets booty blasted (which he likes) in the afccg in foxborough
>>152832616The plan is to root for Josh "Used a hard R on Twitter in high school" Allen so he can be crowned the unanimous best QB in the NFL by the media.
>>152832616No, a new football Aryan has been chosen.
Is Payton playing 4D chess?
>>152832594>Chiefs
>s-seattle isn't flyover!flyovers_in_denial.png
>>152832614dude 2022 was 3 years agolet it go
Imagine
>>152832574Maybe if you're flying to alaska
>>152832616No it's root for them because DeKaylin was wrongfully impounded.
>>152832594Chiefs
>>152832656It's the hex code for a certain color.
>>152832628No that’s just Chikaner seething and chasing after a nonexistent boogeyman
>>152832641Josh Allen will always be our guy no matter how much mediafags try to steal him from us.
>>152832642It would be kind of funny if the Jags won the Owl the first year they got their Millennial Jew coach. Everybody was shitting on him for the very corny way he said "Duval" at his introductory press conference but he's been serving up asswhuppings all season.
exhibit A
>>152832647you cant fly to santa clara without flying through seattle
>>152832631NOTSOFAST
>>152832605Point is every player the Niners drafted to complement Bosa has been a bust>Javon Kinlaw >Drake Jackson>Mykel Williams
>qbs that pick #1 as their jersey number
>>152832613factual statement
>>152832669exhibit B
>>152832576Lameme could be a real QB if he didn't fall for the running QB bullshit but his whole team is built around that shit. Stat Pisscott Learn that after he broke his ankle. At least Dakota can keep his inflated salary on numbers now, all of the others QBs have to rely on stupid running numbers to justify their greatness.
thread themehttps://youtu.be/CxlRJsQ7p2k
>>152832669Big Rape had some impressive numbers.
>>152832666Lmao he's an Irish Catholic from Rhode Island.
>>152832674Kinlaw was a bust (losing Buckner over him was a Top 5 worst FO decision), but Drake Jackson's leg exploded immediately and Williams was good until his leg also exploded.
>>152832686Being able to run didn't stop Steve Young from being a great QB.
>>152832677There was a white dude at my high school named Gunther or some shit who would walk into every new room unironically holding up the number one finger. He was pretty popular and a good football player and people would clap and be like “yo, it’s Gunther!! Alright!” And he’d just pass through stoically holding up number one and nodding
>>152832663>/ourguy/>marries a Hollywood Jewish succubus who takes BBC on screenLol. Lmao.
>>152832705Based Gunther
>>152832669>tying in a playoff game
>QBs whos wives are built for BBC
>>152832688\m/
>Maye is the MVP if you look at CPOE, EPA, and ANY/Anerds
>>152832713this, he's literally adding more jews to the world with alpha dna
I'd go with Stafford over Maye for MVP based on the TD/INT.
>immense seethe about lememe>nothing but glaze for gayleb (who is a worse qb than lememe)idgi
>>152832705 based Gunther playing town mayor waving to the people
>>152832694>I love that 20 years later my meme still is present here on spee. Thank my father in law, the dirty steelers fan for it
Hey chat, been a while, just wanted to pop in to laugh at the ravens and wish everyone a happy playoff WITHOUT LANOG BLACKSON and FUCK THE KIWI maybe this will be the year he finally kills himself and this genny can go back to being fun. FUCK the Ratturds and a reminder that Kiwi still has NO FRIENDS, NO WOMAN WILL EVER BE INTERESTED IN HIM, AND HE GOT RAPED IN NEW ORLEANS hahahahahahahahaha KWAB
I'd go with Stafford over Maye because because he's old and doesn't have an MVP yet :)
>>152832594Chiefs? Hallo?
>>152832731gayvens faggots are obnoxious niggers.
>>152832731they think he'll get better but I don't think he'll get better
Who are Failcons fans hoping to get as HC? It's a pretty attractive coaching destination imo, aside from the QB position being fucked there's a lot of talent on the roster and they play in a soft division.
>>152832670what is this?
>>152832738they are not, they're one of the least seen fanbases on /nfl/
>>152832731Ravens win today if they had caleb
idk why everyone is mad at the ravens kicker that bum ass team wasnt gonna do shit in the yoffs anyway
>>15283272915 of stat padford's TDs were 1 yard passes
I bet Maye could play Star Wars Episode I racer better than Stafford so that's why he deserves mvp
>>152832718ryan tannehill's wife is the hottest nfl wife ever
>>152832683>current kicker is the all time scoring leader
>>152832701>>152832731lamar losing makes the resident schizo friendless kiwi tripfag lose his shit and anything that makes his life worse is great in my bookalso >black qbs
>>152832742Jason garrett
>>152832616Rodgers is a diva. Rooting for the Jags.
>>152832757gayleb is a black qb anonand he's a homosexual bottom
Stafford is easily better at Jedi Academy movie duels I say he's the MVP over Maye.
>>152832717that's the regular season all time ties
>>152832646>>152832657>>152832737All lifelong fans btw
>>152832731>gayleb beat the steelers>lamar lost to the steelers, twice, AGAINKWABOTY
>>152832764Yeah, I noticed that.
>>152832731Gayleb hasn't been gifted two DEI MVPs.And no, I don't glaze him, despite being a USC alumni. Fucking faggot needs to stop painting his nails and wearing dresses.Nigga's a fucking embarrassment to my alma mater.
Drake Maye the kind of dude who only has sex in the missionary position and tongue kisses the bitch he's fucking at the same time.
>>152832731>mockery is seethe
>texicans gift tomlin his first playoff win since the bungles gifted him oneBook it.
>>152831503I have a feeling Mike Macdonald is about to go sicko mode this playoff run.
>>152832762Gayleb is playing next week, Lameme's season just ended
>university of spoiled children
kek paco's been BOILING for the last 6 years
Why did all the helmets stop working at the end of the game and force us to burn all 3 timeouts?
>>152832749>at the goal line where the field is the smallest and there's the most congestionThis is literally the hardest place to complete a pass, dipshit.
Pretty sure I saw Maye best Stafford at Battlefront 2 back when I was at UNC. It's obvious who deserves that MVP
>>152832746Kiwiniggerfaggot is a ratbirds fan
I have never really cared for Lamar Jackson and I enjoy seeing him fail.
>>152832779Actually I got in on full scholarship.
>>152832783you don't even need them
>>152832791kiwi doesn't counthe only gets under the skin of brown mongrels
>>152832769Try it out with a bitch you actually love anon. It's pretty rad
>>152832594Steelers (:
>>152832783rodgers played in an era without radio helmets and should have been in the best position to exploit the technology failure but instead he threw a fit like a child
Jamie, let’s pull up the playoff stats, and you can close out of the regular season popularity contest award stats
>sub-500 credit score QBs
>>152832799I don't love anyone
>>152832765We had a lot of fans before we were a dynasty too, because we’re in the middle of America where there aren’t a lot of teams. We get all of Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and some of Arkansas, Idaho and Montana. People are always surprised that we’re a “small market” team with a lot of online fans but it’s ot surprising when you realize Chiefs Kingdom actually spans more states than any other team and it’s an area where there’s not much else to do but poast.
>>152832799i don't even know what kissing feels like and i'm 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0od2pLgToAoSomeone wake up Roger Wood, he needs to write us a new playoffs fight song.
>>152832565VegASS with their amnesia forgetting they're going up a team they beat
>>152832807What about ryback?
Is Matty Statty a media darling?Maybe I never realized it until now, but it seems like he has shooters everywhere.
>>152832806>no credit card>purchase house straight up, no mortgage>purchase car straight up, no mortgageThis is actually based, to be fair.
>>152832565It's not happening.
>>152832804>still wonTbh I don't even know how this bears for us going forward, this is the worst possible place to be in
>>152832814He’s been publicly outed as a literal, actual cuck so there’s that
>>152832813Hate em
>>152832749Yeah, that's why he's the MVP. His backs fumble at the 1 yard line so he has to do it himself.
>>152832815>purchase car straight up, no mortgageEr, loan. Derp.
>white kickers
>>152832820Damn I guess I do have something in common with an nfl quarterback
>>152832808*Forgot Nebraska and Iowa too lol
Tyler Loop is getting bullied by a pack of very rowdy and robust niggers on a plane right now
>>152832594My Burrs
>>152832817Unfortunately a lot of retards are placing throwaway bets like that. Imagine being that stupid.
>>152831503
>qbs that bully Tyler Loop on a plane
DO YOU SUCK DICKS!?
>rasm are the only domebabs in the nfc playoffs>virtually impossible for them to host a gamebased
>>152832808Idaho and Montana seem random, not sure about that
>>152832814Not as much as Drake Maye. The Pats dynasty made it so there's hardly a network without a talking head from the Brady years. And they're all pulling for Maye.
>>152832837Imagine dropping your top 5 OAT kicker because he liked to get a little rub and tug from whore “masseuses,” in a league chock full of woman-beating hoodrats
>Rodgers in the playoffs>Facing the Packers in first roundIt's all cursing the bears. Their real franchise owner will forever haunt them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFgiRAHCGRU
>Justin Tucker>not enough evidence for a criminal conviction>blackballed from league>Myles Garrett>commits attempted murder on live television, then lies and tries to ruin an innocent man's career and entire life>not blackballed from league
>>152832843Rare time the nfc won't be half domeslop I like it
>>152832837>how about you stroke this Josh?>unzips real female vagoo
>>152832851Based
>>152829452uh oh stinky
>>152832851But anon dontchano that if you say nigger anything a black man does isn't his fault anymore?
>>152832851>not enough evidence for a criminal convictionNot enough evidence for criminal CHARGES even.
>>152832851The mass kvetching over Peanut Oil Man in the media was hysterical, none of the talking heads even attempted to reconcile their outrage with their complete indifference to Tyreek and Garrett being in the league making millions
who you got /sp/?
>>152832870Seahawks x Jaguars
has there ever been this many missed FGs in a single weekend?
>>152832844Yeah I misremembered them as being closer ignore that. The states I meant were Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Iowa all for sure Chiefs Kingdom, and then some of Arkansas.
>>152832869Kek one of the Cheifs players almost kill a bunch of people with his car and didnt even miss half a season.
>>152832863Yes, I'm aware.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15356455/portland-jury-acquit-black-man-stabbed-white-victim-racial-slur.html>jury acquits black man who stabbed white man because he called him the n-word AFTER he was stabbed>the defendant's attorney actually argued that his client was approaching the man while holding a knife because he wished to barter the knife>Portland commies on the jury didn't care about that argument and just wanted to acquit because he said a word that hurt their feefees
>>152832879Black sport and pro-black power general. Go back, Bradycasual>>>/pol/
Getting real tired of these soft-ass niggers getting away with crime in the name of football
>>152832870The bills and chargers are switched
>Lameme missed the playoffs
I miss cincinnati playoff football
>>152832849The biggest thing cursing da Bears is Gayleb. Mediocre QB play is the easiest way to lose in the postseason.
>>152832870Eagles are about to be insufferable
The Jaguars are the PERFECT team to underachieve in the Super Bowl and never make it back again any time soon.
>>152832892>Chargers, Bills and Texans winning Lmao what?
>>152832896Holy screencap moment
>>152832870Steelers > Seahawks
>>152832895Please let them lose to the patriots in the afccg like saksonville did please god
>>152832891>The biggest thing cursing da Bears is Gayleb.Naw bro.They gave up 42 points to a team that Seattle held to 3 points.That defense ain't winning shit bro.
>>152832870seahawks > bills
Steelers-Texans records against common opponents this season:Texans 5-1Steelers3-3
Tyler Poop
>>152832870SF>CARPHI>LARCHI>GBHOU>PITJAX>LACNE>BUF
>>152832908heheheheh
i think Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV just has to have an average game and Texans win no problem against Stoolers
>>152832842this is my rifle this is my gun
>>152832892Tfw my Chiefies ruin their 3peat
What sports commentary show are we watching in the morning?
Seahawks win and repeat next year.The kicker? They defeat the Jaguars twice in a row.
>>152832922>watching*laughs in sports radio*
>why did people post anime on an anime website earlier?
>>152832915>have a cool name like Coleridge>go by the incredibly lame and boring CJ
>>152832923mite b cool
When Hurts wins a second ring this year, in b2b super bowls, he is indisputably the second best QB in the league. He already is, but then, it will be indisputable.How will /nfl/ ever recover?
>>152832919It's mahover...
>>152832922I'll put on guess the lines when I go to bed and sleep in
>>152832933He's not even beating the 9ers at home
Lol Dallas got blown out by the Giants
>>152832934da knee flu be going around
Who the fuck let the Panthers into the playoffs?
>>152832933Black jared goff is not the 2nd best in the league
>>152832926I actually listen to a lot of it on a bluetooth speaker next to the shower.
>>152832936t. Purdy Timmy
>>152832944Aren't you that dumb ass that preemptively said the Ravens were winning tonight??
>>152832933He’s as likely to do it as anyone. There are no truly great teams in this playoffs, I can see literally any team except the Panturds winning it all
>>152832942The Saints I believe
>he's so bad he got benched by Tua
kek tranimepacos seething
>>152832919THE WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNINNNNN
>>152832962>the seahawks get a second round byePackers have a future hall of famer though.
>>152832942Baker blew several games this year doing dumb stuff IIRC
>paco watches apehoop>xie's been here for over 8 yearskekhttps://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/sagirilaugh.webm/
>>152832973You’re spiking your cortisol
>>152832870steelies > toxinsbills > jasgpats > chorgersrams > panthers49irs > eaglesbears > puckerspats > steelersbills > broncosrams > bearsseahawks > 49ersbills > patsrams > seahawksrams > bills
tranimefags can't help but expose themselves as brown
DK's wife was the MC of the float in the beginning of the season.
>>152832944he averages 200 passing yards
>>152832974I've been on 4chan for over 20 years, actually.Why do you think I'm Mexican?>Lameme missed the playoffs
>ol' pete
gnite spee, see ya for wildcard weekend.
>a 40 year old chilean immigrant still addicted to tranimeKEK
trip fags lost hard this weekend
>>152832999
This is the worst playoff field I can remember
>>152833001Goodnight :3 *snuggles closer* *sleepily breathes on your neck*
>>152832997>he's a chileanWrong. As previously stated, I'm a hapa.I was just hatewatching Deadsonaldo.
>>152832990At least he didn't marry a white bitch
>>152833011tee hee I'm a parnoid schizo that sleeps with a gun under my pillow and shoots at shadow people :3
>>152832922The Herd with Colin Cowherd
>>152833016That's not me.Quite amazing that someone else would choose to name a .webm of Osaka osaka.webm innit?
>>152833018They rarely do, they see snowbunnies as essentially fleshlights. That’s your future wife, not theirs
Catb owl
>>152833025Oh, I meant to accompany this image of Kokoro with>Lameme missed the playoffsThis is important, so this post is necessary to correct that error.
>>152833021A-are you sure that’s a gun 0.o
The Last Heterosexual Man marches on to the playoffs.
>>152833034He's really, really heterosexual.
>>152833028XDDDDDDDDD
>>152833033pretty sure, I clean and lube it regularly
Why do tranime manchildren hate frogs?
>>152832989all my niggas love anime
>>152833026i'm a 6'3 vantablack nigga that used to play wr
Man this nigga mad as fuck.>Lameme missed the playoffs
>>152832870Packers miracle run
>he thinks 4chan is le sekrit oldfag tranime club and not the home of hate on the internet
>>152833066it's both, but I am here for the unyielding hate part.
/pol/ won/a/ lost
Who a Chiefs fan would be happy to see win:1. Steelers. The wholesome chungus team.2. Patriots. The nobody wins team.3. 49ers. Same as above but to a less sadistic degree.4. Texans. The best team imo and I like to see the best team win.5. Bears. I like Ben Johnson and Chicago heckin deserves it.6. Bills. It’s his turn!7. Packers. I’m running out of reasons by this point, just in order of preference from now on.8. Eagles.9. Jaguars.10. Seahawks.11. Rams. 12. Chargers.13. Broncos.14. Panthers. Shit teams shouldn’t be winning meme chips. I do not support.
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/84755707/#84755745https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/74846577/#74846612Lameme missed the playoffs.
>>152833075/pol/ always wins
>Lavon
Our Website
>>152833054Timmy pls
NFL has been a fucking pathetic shitshow since he retired
>>152833017Elway averaged moreAlso he wasn't even good. He was ringless until Terrell Davis came around to carry his corpse
Steelers vs Ravens game official theme tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v-WHJLB3Ek
>>152833098We miss you GOAT
>>152833075spee was created because of /pol/
>>152833098Tom Brady was one of the seals of the book of revelation. It's over. The world is ending.
>>15283310718-1 became 28-3
>>152833112Your whole country is flyover
/nfl/ needs more 'jaks and gigachadsThey're the foundational meme unit of modern internet discourse
the Atlanta Falcons have the second longest active playoff drought only the Jets are worse
>>152833080Nobody asked, faggot
>>152833112Name one flyover team that Lamar dominates.
>>152833124That is extremely rude and not how your parents raised you to speak. Apologize.
T law getting a grill
>>152833105>Its real>https://x.com/JuniThePuny/status/2008016565187576312What the fuck lol?
>>152833134Will they request it back and revoke his N word pass when Allen bootyblasts that shit team to oblivion?
>>152833080>14. Panthers. Shit teams shouldn’t be winning meme chips. I do not support.chiefs fan heremy list as depicted by kino1/2. Panthers./bears Caleb Young makes you seethe?3/4. Texans/Jaguars - AFCS makes ya seethe? 5/6. Pats/49ers - Teams having the most rings in the NFL makes ya seethe?7. Packies - Retarded fucking cheese heads make ya seethe?8. Seethiani Makes ya Seethe?9 12th man makes ya Seethe?10. Kroneke makes ya seethe?11. Cake not having razors makes you seethe...?12. Tomlin and Rodgers can't win shit so theres no point they're not gonna make you seethe13. Fuck14 No
>>152833135/mlb/ has a discord infection
OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE NFL QUARTERBACKS POWER RANKINGS1. Drake Maye2. Matthew Stafford3. Jared Goff4. Josh Allen5. Joe Burrow6. Brock Purdy7. Daniel Jones8. Sam Darnold9. Mac Jones10. Aaron Rodgers11. Justin Herbert12. Jaxson Dart13. Tyler Shough14. Trevor Lawrence15. Baker Mayfield16. Bo Nix17. Carson Wentz18. Quinn Ewars19. Kirk Cousins20. Davis Mills21. Philip Rivers22. Joe Flacco23. JJ McCarthy24. Jake Browning25. Shane Buechele26. Aidan O'ConnellPOWER GAP9001. Lameme Jackson
>>152833080>clotsIt would be cool if the Rasm or Burrs won. I’m indifferent to most of the other teams except the toxins and jasg can obviously go to hell
So the gore spammer from 3 months ago was chikaner the whole time?
>>152833150Sounds about white
>>152833158>>152833162chikaner doesn't randomly gorespam, that was someone mad at chikaner
>>152833137Not sure what find more jarring. Hearing Collingsworth commentating by coming up with frog stances or the fact hey may of had a hand of picking out the Banjo music.
>it's okay bud, look if I lose my job I don't blame you shit was going south all year, at least you aren't Justin, don't kill yourself over it man
>>152833137Soon Nick Fuentes will run for president and frogs will be categorized as a Nazi symbol and this footage will be scraped from the internet. Save while you can
>>152833174Chikaner has like 3 gore images he spams and none of those were him it's the guy with an autistic obsession about chikaner
>>152833105Steelers were blessed by the spirits of Bear and Bird.
>>152833172Soft ass kickers in this league
Mike Tomlin is a better coach than Shanny. Dragging a team like the Steelers to the playoffs every year is impressive. Meanwhile Shanny can’t win dick with HOF tier QBs and OPOYs. 49ers are a 1st round exit.
>moeshit
>>152833185Shanahan has never had a “HOF tier QB” you turbo casual idiot
I’m having a Mendoza induced melty
>>152833172John Harbaugh is the most fatherly coach in the league, he gives off enormous "your dad" vibes, even more than Jim.
>>152833188>Lameme missed the playoffs
>>152833185HoF tier QB, or hes black and will never win palyoffswhich is itwhen you shit on harbaugh its HoF tier QBbut when its shitting on lamar its racism,I just need to know mamn
>>152833194Yeah so did Mahomes, it’s just that kind of year
Where were the tranimefags during the season?
>>152833176Oh this pin is Pepe and he became kind of a symbol >gets decked by a literal shit eater
Bet you miss him now bitch
>>152833205Didn’t he threaten to kill himself when the chiefs beat them in the AFCCG?
>>152833199I was more amused that Mr. Pfizer missed the playoffs than Mahomes.>Mr. Pfizer missed the playoffs
I have no fucking idea what to expect from these playoffs.
>>152833199He was injured. Asterisk season.>>152833210Do boomers really
IFYOUHAD150,000000https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uAm--7NTdR4
What will the greentext meme names be when Mendoza fucks up? I was thinking >Menloverdoza. Got it from the >Jordan Manlove
>>152833172>>152833172"hey, man, don't worry too much about it. the media will just start blaming Lamar somehow anyway"
>>152833137full frog alert.
>qb’s who are often pictured at gas stations
>>152833224Yep that’s perfect. Also >mendozer
>>152833224>Mendozey asleep at the wheel again
>>152833176he can't even run until 2036
>>152833137Based Collingsworth?
>40 years old and posting tranime on 4chanimmeasurably grim
How the FUCK is Mendoza Cuban?
>>152833224Mendookie Mendoodoo
>>152833172poor guy
>>152833137>They had a frog segment ready to gokek
>>152833237Quiet idiot
>>152833224>Ferdinando Mendoza>Finnaturnda ballovzaa
>>152833253Yotsubest won.
are other hispanics like chileans going to seethe about Mendoza because he's a superior Cuban?
>>152833224MenDONTza
Being a fan of this team is so fucking frustrating holy shit
>trying to fight a culture war you lost years agoFor what purpose?
>>152833265Condolences friend
Just so you guys know, I’m a name divination expert who’s basically never wrong (unironically), and Mendoza sounds like Aidan O’Connell tier player. He will amount to nothing.
>>152833105>>152833137
>>152833273He'll amount to nothing if the Raiders don't fix their o-line
>>152833265>wahh we're the most successful expansion franchise in NFL history with 2 SUperbowl Wins and barely ever missed playoffs wahhh being a Gayvens fan is so frustratiangggg :(( we only waited less than 15 years to be a 2 win team ranked above 1 win losers like the Jest and Burrs
I just remembered some cringe ass shit I did in high school
>>152833273You can carry yourself alone with a first name like Fernando. I don't think he's got that swagger tho
>>152833282In 8th grade some poor girl farted in front of everyone in gym class and I still remember it
>>152833282Not as cringey as complaining about anime on an anime website.
>>152833233That could be ambiguous and implies he's a bulldozer though
>>152833282You should be remembering your transparent image fail of 46 seconds ago
>>152833265At least you beat the faggot 49ers a decade ago and cucked them with the lights in the stadium. That was fun
Mendoza induced melties?
>>152833282>>152833288In 7th grade we had a lockdown in class. A girl had to use the bathroom really bad but wasn't allowed to leave. The teacher had her pee in the corner of the class room, and into a bucket. One of the boys in the class made a not so subtle attempt to peak, and was forever hated on by the rest of the school for essentially being a predator
What's the deal with Houston? They kicked the Oilers out and made them become the Titans and then decide they actually do want a football team again a few years later.
>>152833265>he's an All-Blacks fan
>>152833292But since he sucks, the context will be sufficient for the implication that he “bulldozes” men to be clear
>>152833303Piss boy piss boy posting on speeee What, public bathroom at the park closed piss boy ?
It’s time to admit that firing Antonio Pierce was the wrong decision.
>>152833316Making teams have melties in playoffs doesn't really matter in college Look at purdy
>>152833265At least they didn't lose 4 straight Superbowls and have actually won 2 this century. Fuck even the Jest still have 1 even if it's ancient. I guess at least I'm not a Browns fan? There is tiers to the suffering.
>>152833303Man wtf. I just remembered that I had a teacher in the 3rd grade who would pee in a cup during class. I'm not kidding
>Arthur blank moments before firing rahem morris
>>152833323*grudenThe antifootball Jew pussies are still seething
Why does every generation of football have some HoF player thats plucked off the streets of bumfuckistan?
Allen > Lamar btw
>>152833323I hope they keep Pete, man. He’s still got the ability to coach, except when they’re asking him to tank.
>>152833335>PFF
>>152833339Bruh he won 2 (“3) games and is probably senile and thinks he’s still the coach of the Seahawks
Is there a single white Ravens fan in America? Or are they all third world animals
>>152833346Unironically if I were his girl I would get the ick, don’t be surprised if it happens. Can’t be marrying a national embarassment
>>152833346I bet they wouldn't say these things if he was black.
>With 380 points allowed on the season and just 311 points scored, the Panthers' -69 net points is the worst in NFL history for a playoff team.>NINE teams with better net points than the Panthers did NOT make the playoffs.how do we respond, pantherbros?
>>152833346Fucking keyboard warriors. Internet was a mistake
>>152832596Flyover is a state of mind. No one who is actually trying to be someone moves to fucking Seattle
>>152833363Peter Thiel literally runs America paco
>>152833359Well the Ravens have the blackest and brownest fans next to the Cowboys and Aiders. They're losers
>>152833224Memedoza. Duh.
>>152833378>When are you fuck off tranny dick?saaaar
>>152833381Oh very nice, good thinking
>>152833381This one is probably it.
Shit Shitshit is still the best of all the epithets
Mendover is a good on too
>>152833396Stat Padford really rolls off the tongue
>Ferdinand Magellan
>>152833142Bo makes you melty?
>>152833398Kek>>152833399True also top tier and actually accurate
Mendoza will bust but it's not his fault. He's being drafted to the worst team of the 21st century, with no o-line
>>152833414stfu bitch
>>152833414>Mendoza is going to be a bustThis is probably true, and has nothing to do with Mendoza himself and everything to do with the Raiders.Brady and Montana would probably bust if drafted by the Raiders.
>>152833414>You literally shat on another mans dick you disgusting faggotKiwi did WHAT
>*GLGLUGLUGLGLUGLG*
I'd be terrified of being drafted by the Raiders if I were Mendoza. It's not even a potentially fun challenge like if it were the Browns or Jets.Raiders have no fans, no culture, no future
Raiders 'aving a cheeky 'nando then
Raiders should be punished for tanking and have their first round pick revoked
>>152833435You also have to live in Las Vegas, which is low-key one of the shittiest cities in America. There's a reason almost nobody leaves the Strip.
^sucks dick for bus fare^
>>152833441Chat is this real?
>>152833446You’re spiking your cortisol.
>>152833427Brady confirmed shitty owner
>>152833451kek nigga owns 5% of them.
>>152833454I’m not the one who did it, I’m just letting you know. Spiking your cortisol will bloat your face and give you acne, among other maladies. When you seethe online you affect your health irl. Try to stop having melties at obvious ragebait retard
hope tyler loop pulls a greg biffle with his wife onboard
>>152833358Close wins are still winsA blowout is no worse than losing by 1
>>152833461hes in charge of the football operation
>>152833471Avg Lions, Broncos, and Ravens enjoyer
Counterpoint: Brady will not LET Mendoza bust, because Mendoza is going to become officially known as "the young quarterback mentored by Tom Brady." If Mendoza busts, that means Brady's mentorship will have been a failure. And Brady is psychotically determined never to fail and never to lose.He WILL whip Mendoza into elite quarterback status. That or he'll kill Mendoza in the attempt.
>>152833476Schizo Alert!
>>152833480He’s not that involved with the team, it’s purely business. He takes no responsibility for the Raiders and doesn’t actually give af. He’s not going to be out there personally drilling Memedoza. He has one team, and that’s the Pats
>>152833476SNCA
>>152833440Seething jest fag
>>152833442Nevada has no taxes. That’s enough
>>152833496Bro is out here phoneposting on his prepaid
>>152833496>still posting arguments about sncaNo one is clicking this image
>phoneposters
>>152833487
>>152833514I made the decision recently to never own a computer again. I have no reason and it cuts down on the black hole of screentime and excessive domestic tech. A new phone is literally just a computer now. 0 reason to have both
>>152833518>Depending on what you read and whom you talk to — and trust me, there are plenty of people in the Raiders’ organization who aren’t sure which calls are being made by whom — Brady is being treated by owner Mark Davis as the de facto boss when it comes to football matters.>Depending on what you read and whom you talk to>and trust me, there are plenty of people in the Raiders’ organization who aren’t sure which calls are being made by whomHURRDURR
>>152833521Retard
>>152833521>I made the decision to kill my eyesight and efficiency by never again using a large screen or superior interfaceYou're fucking retarded.>it cuts down on the black hole of screentimeYou're a fucking weak-willed retard.
How on earth did the Jets defense go the entire season without intercepting even one pass? The stat has been used since 1933 and no team in NFL history has recorded fewer than 2 INTs in a season until now.
>>152833531>>152833532Not arguments. Your senseless seethe betrays your irrational addictions.
>>152833534>using MS Paint>not PhotoshopRetard.
>>152833518>>152833524This actually sounds incredibly dysfunctional.
>>152833514Then there's me, a tablet poster.
>>152833547That's far from ideal but you're a better human being than phoneposters.
I like posting from a laptop because I'm a fast typist.
>>152833550I am also but there’s still no reason to prefer a computer, I type fast enough on my phone. Captcha slows everyone down to the same speed limit anyway
>>152833553>there’s still no reason to prefer a computerLooking at your tiny phone screen all day will fucking murder your eyes.
>>152833560You sound like a grandma, it’s literally fine and everyone is on their phones all day anyway, including you. Come up with better copes
>>152833524you are coping hard, Brady runs the football side of the team
>>152833224Womendoza
>>152833575or >Femdoza
>Harbaugh getting called into the ravens front office tomorrow morning
>>152832616Yes obviously. But the team will let him down. Again.
>>152832731The only glazing gayleb gets is from other men coating him in semen
>>152832670No one flies directly to santa clara, retard. You just got to SFO and drive 40 minutes
Cant believe how lucky the Steelers are. Ridiculous stuff
>>152832870Broncs vs Xecucks for a 10-3 Broncs victory
>>152833195>shanny>harbaughI know coons can’t read but come on man
bump
>>152832550Thanks
I can't wait until the broncucks, pats, and jags are all eliminated and proxyfag bandwagons the rams and niners
>>152833543which is why Pete Carrol is gone after just one season. Him and Brady don't agree on most things regarding the team
>>152832520It's one o'clock Monday afternoon
>his TE cannot catch>his K cannot kickAnd this is why Lamar will never win a SB. He cannot throw and catch the ball and kick the ball at the same time.This is karma for Tucker btw
Lions Superbowl next yearCap it
>>152832594>Rams>Stafford's 46-8 TD/INT Ratio
Patriots are 100% beating the Chargers
I am 100% beating my meat
WHAT FUCKING THREAD IS THE /NEW/
>>152832574Are you regularly going to Vancouver from Portland?
>>152838069I can wait until you find something to do other than linger around the general indefinitely, texanfaggot
>>152831503>Not falling for Foid honey trapsBased Caleb
>>152833506It's a hot desert shithole like Arizona, neither of those places should have NFL teams.
>>152839227>texanfaggotswing and a miss, proxyfag :^)
My Toxies are going to destroy the shitsburgh stoolers on prime time next week :) In reality there is no excuse to not beat the stealers. Aaron Rodgers is going to be destroyed by this pass rush.
>>152833518no wonder they're so terrible, i like this
>>152833518>>152833524>>152833543Davis came out and said hes handing full reigns to Brady now
>>152845003i don't even know what's real anymore man
>>152844179Stroud is gonna go ape mode and throw 3+ interceptions
Harbaugh should just wait a week for McDermott to get fired and swoop in on Buffalo
>the end of the Tomlin - Harbaugh rivalryYOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL (SPECIAL)YOU DO
>>152832768In what way were Lamar's MVPs 'DEI'? Lamar was voted the unanimous MVP in 2019, which has only happened one other time in NFL history (2010 Brady). And in 2023, the Ravens played 14 games against teams over .500, winning 10 of them (an NFL record). Dak had a slightly higher passer rating (105.9 vs 102.7), but had a significantly easier schedule.
test
>>152832970He kept throwing INTs during final drives. 2bf the playcalling was terrible all season and they always expected him to bail them out at the end game. Which he did at the start of the season.
it's been 3 days and this thread is still active thanks to proxyposter
>>152832532THE STANDARD IS THE STANDARD
i hate you all so much
we finally finishing this thread?
>>152853207>replying to /pol/
this thread could use a little more time to develop
>>152855253leftovers
Hey Faggots,My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are clueless, anti-football, pussies who spend every second of their day trying to rank shitty ass QBs. You are rubber lipped motherfuckers. I'll tell you what, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new fuckin' level. This is even worse than drafting queers.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was qb of my college football team, and I won a super bowl, man. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to mutts running for no gain"? I also win lawsuits, and have a bitchin' QB (He just beat the chiefs; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Knock on wood if you're with me.
currently in a massive war with yurocucks and thirides on all boards
>>152844179DK has been lifting weights for 3 weeks straight and he has been very very angry.
>>152832731>Ratbirds
>>152855274yurocucks ARE thirdies
>>152844179toxins are permafrauds, face it
>>152836097That's a damn lie, Mineta is the superior airport. Especially if you're flying in for the Niners. You stay in DT San Jose and take the train up to the Great America stop.
>>152844179Mike "19 Year Career Undefeated At Home On Monday Night" Tomlin
>>152855224>Fuck it, burn all the timeouts and don't kick the easy field goal.
It's time to kill this thread once and for all.
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>>152855292>t. tshirt fan of 8 weeks
>>152855325another 75 posts will get deleted
>>152855299>0-6 playoffs since 2016k
>>152855292As long as Stroud doesn't shit the bed they'll be fine.
Which nfl player takes the biggest poops
>>152855377they might meme their way to the afccg but no further
>>152855388Catb owl! :3
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>>152855405why did they draft 9?
It's over.
>>152855401>1st place defense>13th place offense>3rd hardest schedule>memetell me more about your blake bortles tshirt jersey from 2018
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