So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the Glazers, we can blame Amorim, we can praise INEOS's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Recruitment, vision, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Sir Jim and the lads, but a MASSIVE appointment is desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about finishing 5th, or the FA Cup for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #SouthgateIN or #OlesAtTheWheel?Some helpful links to numb the pain:http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/enhttps://www.mtfsurgery.net/dilation.htmhttps://jlingz.comhttps://www.redcafe.nethttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
another manager outlived heh
>>152833941ETERNAL /MUG/
>>152833941The Elland Road effect.
Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the manager of Manchester United
>>152833941OLE'S AT THE WHEEL
UNLOCK ME OLE
>>152843294UNLOCK ME OLE
We are so back
Feeling a tad /mug/gy.
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>>152843294UNLOCK ME OLESAY YOU'LL LOVE ME AGAIN
>>152833941>Miss me yet? lol
>when the new manager piss-horniness doesnt workbtw i dont know if that expression works in english kek
>>152862268I've seen animes like that.
>>152862268>piss-horninessExcuse me?
>>152862380Portuguese for bounce apparently
>>152862268nigga, isn't this called chicotadas psicologicas (psychological whipping) in your gay language?
>>152862302>>152862380lmao it's when you're really excited to do something but that just lasts for a couple of days, like going to the gym in a new yearwe call it "horny-piss" like when you wake up with a boner in the morning and dont know if you want to piss or goon so its used in the sense of being excited to fuck but its just piss so you arent really hard or ready for sex
>chelsea losing>man u not winning>spurs losing
>United is so bad that even a draw after leading against 19th place Burnley doesn't feel /mug/-worthy
>>152833941>Drawing against the mighty Burnley
Amorim would have lost this game. United are officially back. *rubs hands*
5 matches where we thought that nigga might get a haircut and they've managed to win at most 2 of them.
>they wanted Olé at the wheelaahahahahahaAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHSHHSHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
ah.../mug/... home
Burnley are 19th btw
Man United is playing a lot of shitters recently, but they still can't win
Manure have drawn with every team in the relegation fight
>conceding two goals when the other team only had one shot on targetThe absolute STATE of Poochester Shitnited
Ole will fix it
>>152862968>4 of the sky 6 playing>2 points between them
>>152843316>>152843562>>152851107>>152858326>>152862082>>152862127>>152862137>>152863440I'll unlock your 'oles
Just slipped to 7th below Newcastle
>>152863473Feels like they should be in the relegation battle desu.
>>152863473>dropped 9 points in the past 5 games>could be in the bottom half after the next round of matchesATTHEWHEEL
keep your hands off Old Gunner Sauceshire
>>152863473>newcastle score winner in the +12 minutekek.
>Amorim 25-26>WBurnley, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, Brighton, Crystal Palace, Wolves, Newcastle>DFulham, Grimsby, Nottm Forest, Tottenham, West Ham, Bournemouth, Wolves, Leeds>LArsenal, Man City, Brentford, Everton, Aston Villa>Fletcher 25-26>W>DBurnley>L
Nothing scream modern Man United more than a loss to Brighton in the FA cup this weekend, Ole comes in and then they get results against City or Arsenal
>>152863562ooops, left the errored formulae in therewho cares, it'll get filled in in 4 days
>this besiktas flop who choked in the conference league playoff against some swiss shitters will be a good fit for man unitedKek the absolute state
>YA-KNIGHTED ARE BACK!
Best game they've played in 14 monthsRefreshing
>>152865090Look up every game in the amorim "era" (more Like extended nightmare)And find a more dominant statistical performance
Good Morning
>>152865419I wonder how happy sesko is, a perfectly reasonable central European that had an unhinged gypsy psycho as his coach couldn't have felt good
I didn't expect a /MUG/ to be up after comming home from the pub with the lads.What a great time to be drunk.
'ate soccerlove mugsimple as
>>152865419The 30 shots registered is the highest for United in a Premier League game since before Amorim was hired in November 2024
Letting Amorim go was a big mistake
>>152869687that game was a total freakshow, united should have won it 5-2. the wrong call to disallow martinez goal, 2 clearances off the line, a bonkers deflection giving burnley a goal, and their keeper turning into buffon, felt like a cursed game. sesko having the most shots on target in a single game out of every team in the league is a positive stat though, if he can play like that more often he's going to bag a shitload of goals
>>152869753should have sacked him after losing a european final to spurs. diabolical manager.
>>152869753what a surreal 14 monthsthe issue isn't even encssarily amorim himselfit's the...it's the media treatment he got, and what that says about the media culture surrounding the sportthey've exposed themselves as, well we already knew eveyrone in the media is a useless moron, but they exposed themseleves as ...what's the word....just complete, syncophantic, simps for anyone that would even throw a crumb their way.they don't actually deal with soccer or "football", they very much exist to report essentially....they exist to aggrandize theire own egos, not a single one fo them does the job i guess, that's how it is in almost all fields, but its esepcially egregious given the profile of sports journalism and the plac eit holds in our daily lives whwether you read their trash or noti mean u know, obviously not everyone, there are decent writers out there, but like, it's interesting this malaysia flag just posted, there was one brown gook i think from there, that was really chumming it up to amorim in the wake of this firing, and its' just like.. .fuck off, man. sleazy
>>152869784>the issue isn't even encssarily amorim himselfthe media isnt at fault for amorim only winning 14 games at united the media isnt the reason why he could only get 1 win per month of average
>>152869794i just meant after his firing how they're handling him with soft glovbes and no one is talking about what a disaster this was and how it was the worst managerial period not just for united but in all of epl historyandyou knowthey'r estill shitting on united,refusing to see that this is not a bad team, and we saw last night that they're ferociuos, and amroim was essentially making morons out of them they have quality they're gonna be pretty good the rest of the way
>>152869809oh yeah, i agree. for some reason amormsexuals keep parroting that he was one of the best things that happened to united and should never have been sacked. i simply cannot see how any of that is true, hes statistically the worst manager in united history, in all seriousness i think theyre just sexually attracted to him, similar to ronaldo fans. the team is still solid, better than what ten hag left us with thats for sure. theyre capable of finishing in the top half, give them a couple of games under a new manager, back in a normal formation and theyll start to click way better than under amorim in that god forsaken formation. i completely agree that he was making morons out of them, i mean look at how sesko played last night, and lets not forget shea lacey and how amorim left him on the bench in favour of fletcher when we needed to score. awful manager.
