>Tuesday 6th January 20268pm West Ham United v Nottingham Forest >Wednesday 7th January 20267.30pm AFC Bournemouth v Tottenham Hotspur7.30pm Brentford v Sunderland8.15pm Burnley v Tran U7.30pm Crystal Palace v Aston Villa7.30pm Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers7.30pm Fulham v Chelsea7.30pm Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion8.15pm Newcastle United v Leeds United >Thursday 8th January 20268pm Arsenal v Liverpool
FUCK AMORIM
Arsenal's win this season doesn't count
first for the arsenal winning the lot
Oh deary me liversissy...
fag iraqi got slain by the chink muzzie
The only surprising thing is it took this long
Man U have EMBARRASSED themselves
Smoking on that Amorim spliff
GLAZERS OOOOOOOOOOOOOUT (not because they are Jews)
>tranny from manny spending all day coping by posting webms of his gay crushKEK he's broken
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it's difficult to make any formation work if you have no midfielders. Should sack Wilcox too
>>152835477>>152835488Fucking Hell these Liverpool lot are a bunch of poofters
>it's difficult to make any formation work if you have no midfielders. Should sack Wilcox too
Smoking on a Ruben zoot
Dave is in the mud AHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>152835493thought he was gonna manage united though
>>152835498He Jota'd his own post lmao
Smoking dat wogmorim pack
>>152835498no la' not like this... remember the 97 million...
Alright lads, Amorim is yesterday's chip and fish paper, let's all let him move on.
>AAAAAAAA STOP DON'T TALK ABOUT AMORIM BEING SACKED AAAAAA LEAVE ME ALONE
>>152835498SIDES IN ORBIT
finkin a manager got sacked
>>152835498Deleted the post HOWEVER
>Man City (2016-present)>manager(s): Pep>Premier League titles: 6>FA Cups: 2>League Cups: 4>Champions League: 1>Man United (2016-present)>manager(s): Mourinho, Ole, Carrick, Rangnick, ETH, Ruud, Rube, Fletcher>Premier League titles: 0>FA Cups: 1 (one)>League Cups: 2>Champions League: 0The heterosexual Man City BTFO the transsexual Man Utd
glasner isn't nearly as memeable as the previous utd managers, manshit sucks
>The bully trying to turn the attention on LiverpoolLmao, fucking pathetic>14 wins in 14 months LOL
>>152835544are spurs the new brentford
Rangnick part 2 what a banter club
Osama ten Hagen wants his job back
>>152835557>saving and posting a post from a month ago agoHoly fucking obsessed and rattled
>>152835549Bro thought he could escape
>replace Ruben Amorim at Manchester United. Other candidates include Eddie HoweI pray to God that United hire Howe that would be fucking hilarious
>>152835579
PALACE BROS...https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/01/05/next-manchester-united-manager-oliver-glasner-contenders/
Villa has Spurs' position in the Big Six now
If I was a decent Manager and my agent came to me with an offer from Manchester United I'd shit myself
>63 matches>9 clean sheets
>>152835600>Spurs' position in the Big SixLeicester have won both the league and the cup in the last 10 years.
>>152835595HANDS OFF THIS MAN
>>152835618Well we can't give it to them because they're in the EFL but Villa can have their seat until they come back up, fair?
>>152835613He just needed a new keeper!
>>152835612Depends on your mindset.>care about your career? say no>just want a big payoff when they either sack you or -somehow- back you? say yes Graham Potter is the latter.I don't think Glasner is.
>>152835628They signed the next Peter Schmeichel from Belgium
>>152835613>Onana>Bayindir>Lammens>despite playing a back five even against relegation teamsHonestly goals conceded probably isn't his fault
>>152835612Id take it in a second. If you succeed you go down as a legend. If you fail you get a 20M payout and youre set for life.
>>152835639he's only kept 2 clean sheets in 14 matches though
>>152835628I mean, that did make them miles better to be fair (still dogshit, but better nonetheless)
>first day back at work>training 19 year old new hire>she says that I (32yo) am "serving cunt"Tired already. Wanna go home.
>>152835673Were you serving cunt?
>>152835679I dont even fully understand what it means sadly
>>152835673She was calling you a homosexual.A real man serves dick.
>>152835673Your trainee called you a cunt server?
INEOS more like can't WinEOS
>>152835686It means you're gay. It's slang from gay blacks in America. It's unironically what black gays call other black gays for acting too gay. It is totally over for you in her eyes
>>152835673she hot at least?
Fair play to him
>>152835697More like OUTEOS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serving_cunt>americans
>>152835705>Multi million payout>Gets to escape the third world shithole that is Manchester and return to his penthouse in LisbonI'd be laughing and joking also
>>152835673Little brat was asking for a spanking
>>152835686Just asked my gf and apparently it means you look good
>>152835705Came in Tried to do what he said he would do Sacked for doing it Paid
>>152835707The ballroom equivalent of YAAAAS QUEEN YOU SO FIERCE SLAAAAAAAY QUEEN? Jesus fucking christ
>>152835707>They have Wikipedia pages for obscure AAVE meme culture has never even heard ofAnd they have the audacity to beg for donations every five minutes
>>152835703She's decent tbf
Utd is a BANTER club
>AmofraudDid bro know he was going to get sacked and start talking about how he's meant to be a manager and not a coach?
a fucking CIRCUS tent
>>1528357591 goal in 13 matches and looks like a fallout ghoul
>>152835759Amorim didn't get much right but flogging that wanker for 40m was good business
kek theyre taking the piss
>Best run financial institution in Manchester
>>152835798WHADDYA LOOKIN AT SMOOTHSKIN
Bring in Big Sam perfect man for the job give him 6 seasons and tell his mate to stick a bet on
>Ahhhh Glazers please stop spending so much money!!!!
The main Daily Mail headline (not just SportsMail)
>>152835823Bet Carrick would be raging to see his name included there
>>152835875Can't begrudge him his payout or happiness, he gave us some great times
>>152835875>mfw winter without snow We are turning into goddamn Greece over here!
Oh my days
>>152835875I always liked Amorim.
Oliver Glasner is "very interested" in the Manchester United head coach role
>>152835925>head coach
I wonder how much the Chelsea sacking influenced this one?They have the exact same points and WLDs.
Daily reminder: Arsenal is going to sign the Polish Lamine Yamal. Premier League is going to be a farmer’s league. It’s over, bros.
KEK
just lasted about a year as HEAD COACH
>>152835983no respect for Moyes Boyes
>>152835794Theatre of sneed
>>152835477kwab (klenk what a bitch)
Now Glasner needs to bring the band back together. Rashford. Sancho. Onana. Get all the lads back. Hojlund. And go on and win the treble. 'AV IT
Mate..
>>152835903Not much snow here. Traveling through Yorkshire rn and its bare. Heard its all in Aberdeen, but even Edinburgh was bare.
do United supporters really think a new “coach” can help the team? the fans always seem so optimistic with new signings when everyone else can see it’s utterly pointless
>>152835498Lost
>>152835794They've got the biggest capacity football ground in the country and they want ANOTHER one? And they're massively in debt?
Will Guehi follow Glasner to United?
Sir Gareth Southgate or Ole Gunnar Solskjaer back. No one else. This is the best news possible for the club. No more EL RODRIGUEZ meme tactic manager. Thank fuck the board got their balls back and didn't allow this cocksucker to slander and humiliate them anymore. Finally, we're going to be a top side and not a meme club with a meme spic manager. >152836047who the fuck asked the yank? go away.
Kek Nancy sacked too.
>>152836074Amd Mateta ;)
IT'S THE DAY FOR IT
Alice is happy about this at least.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VoB1jqv9Oo
>>152836074City are apparently making a desperate bid for Guehi now both their CBs just got splattered. I still think he goes Liverpool in the summer.
I had a very awful night last night and slept at 5 o'clock in the morning and woke up to this beautiful news. GGMU
>>152836093Why would Guehi choose a terrible Liverpool side?
Are we GlasIN or GlasOUT?
>>152836120He won't be short on minutes because he'll immediately take Konate's place and they'll still probably get Champions League. Even though they've shat the bed this season they're still not a bad club.
>>152836139>>152836074More like Adam Wharton will follow him to United
>>152836144No, it's over for Pool. They're absolutely back to the banter era, complete with the Adidas on their kit. Slot in or Slot out, they're fully back to being Banter FC.
>>152836139>more 343IN
>>152836139Not happening. It's Southgate or Solskjaer.
>>152835875grinning like a Cheshire cat hehe
>>152836139this squad couldn’t win the conference league
>>152835875This is the first time I've seen this brotha smile.
>>152836139this night called heaven
>>152835875What a fucking clown. May he never work any top side ever (which he won't). No matter the circumstances, this is embarassing for him.
>>152836170Most of the squad is prem proven
Amorim looking like a lost child and fiddling with his subbuteos while 2-0 down to Grimsby is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Genuinely made me feel bad for him
>>152836205
>>152836205He could've stayed at Sporting and coasted on the EL GENIO SUPREMO meme reputation and gotten a top Spanish side to coach. Instead, he got overexcited and delusional and took the Man United gig cause he thought he was that good (now he'll cope and say it was just for the money) and he has embarrassed himself for a year enough for a lifetime. No top side in Europe will want to go anywhere near this retard who says shit in press conferences other managers would find it difficult to say in private. He's an embarassment to everyone. He'll rot in the Portogeese league forever.
>>152836088Did any Scottish rags call Celtic the Nancy boys before he got sacked? Seems like a waste if not
>>152836139Awful team lmao
ENTER
>>152836205>Feeling bad for a multi-millionaire for losing a children's game0 sympathy
>>152835875bvsed, rinsed those customers good and proper
>>152835875That looks bad to future employers.
>152836301why do we allow these non-european cunts here? fuck off you mug.>lol death is just an eternal sleep why do you care so muchpiss off cunt. no non-europeans on european football threads. ever.
>>152835875based
>>152836279But enough about Livertroon
I AM EVROPA SAR, TH EBLOOD OF HERACLES FLOWS THROUGH MY PROUD TURKISH VEINS
>>152836042>Mate....i dont usually win things, i always win things in my 2nd year
The Man United hierarchy told Amorim "the team's recent form has been disappointing" and he replied "we don't sign our posts here" and that was it for him.
>>152836308he'll go back to sporting and stay there forever because he knows he got paid a fortune to leave ManU after embarassing them and himself and knows that any chance of a manager career in any top European side is fucking raped and killed with his antics but he doesn't care, he's a low-level human and low-level manager who's happy rolling around in the dirt.
>152836327embarassing.
>>152836082>>152836088nuno bros, how we feeling?
>>152836339Reports coming in that Amorim's use of "top klenk" was the final straw
Frank stays because Spurs are a small club and a draw at home against promotion sides is seen as fine
why does aw refuse to use the eternal arsenal thread? i'm guessing it's because he wants negative engagement but he never replies to anyone anyway so what's the point?
>>152836301I know he doesn’t really deserve it but it was hard to watch
Talk about Spurs and get an essay from Idiot Finker
>>152836440sunderland also beat chelsea and newcastle and drew to city, liverpool and arsenal to be fair aw
Spurs are 13th and sinking :-)
>>152836339Apparently he called Sir Jim “Xir Xim Troonecliffe” and that was the end of that
>>152835474you're winning nothing this season champyour team is actually worse than last season somehow
Teams better than Spurs: Villa, Sunderland, Brentford
>>152836466Villa have been better than Spurs since 2022. It’s 2026.
Wow
>>152836535STRIKERRRRR
>>152836535That's never the Man Mountain not bothering to mark a man or close down the shot, is it?
>>152836551Incredible photo, genuinely looks like a demon
>>152836535https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8GBEsD4GywU
>>152836551Spurs never let me down lmao
I'm nervous Now Spurs have sold their best player Brennan Johnson, they have £20m to spend on a top player in January I hope they fail to attract any world class talent!!!!
Can you guess the club?
>>152836631No but whoever it is they're very VERY smalltime
>>152836464you're not completely wrong actually.this team doesn't "feel" like it completely decimates opponents.but that's also cause the rest of league is getting better, i know this doesn't suit the agenda but the gap between premier league team this season is just tight, any team can shithouse a win or a draw from anyone else in the league. no single team or two feel like completely dominating the rest of the league.i guess this makes for a good "product" as well, which is the primary goal of the EPL.
>>152836535SIIUUUUUUUUUUUU
what triggered the aw melty this time?
>>152836592Yep. They are shit. Even worse are their ungrateful large-nosed fans.
We all said Everton would finish above Liverpool and Sunderland above Newcastle But all 4 will finish above Spurs
Spurs fans act like they support a big team but can't handle the scrutiny
>>152836642probably this >>152836332 but more broadly schizophrenia
>>152836535Too far for Reed to think about it
If West Ham finished above Spurs I wouldn't even be surprised.
>>152836642might be the whole not winning anything in 3 decades niggle
great we now have a sw too in these threads
While The Finker replies to his own posts the rest of us can look at the league standings and understand why he is so angry
>>152836679genuinely think he an heroes if they finish 2nd again this season
>>152836681One of many kike bastards who REFUSES to protest You know dem way dere blud
>>152836631mad init. it's like if you went to italy and everyone on the telly was trying to convince you that uc sampdoria were massive.bit unfair to sampdoria since they're more decorated than arsenal lol
>>152836681Whitest Yiddo
The Yid Army only have themselves to blame, constantly lying to themselves about having the best defensive partnership in modern football etc. Just deluded mentally-ill nonsense Care in the Community failed them!
>>152836727the media genuinely needs to hold this claim to account
speaking of things the media is afraid to comment on can we have a quick chat about how atrociously shit gyokeres is
>>152836771Gyokeres often finds himself operating in a congested penalty area with less space to generate momentum - a clear contrast with how he excelled at Sporting. Instead, at Arsenal he is usually trying to get on the end of crosses - but former England striker Gary Lineker believes he could be more proactive.
>>152836771Not as long as they're top, no
apparently slot is gone by end of week
>>152836551If this were done points-per-game, Sunderland would be ahead of them
>>152836551Holy fuck Arsenal are DOMINATING the title picture.
Arsenal are DOMINATING the dusty trophy cabinet
ARSENAL PREMIER LEAGUE WINNERS - AMORIM'S TENURE AS MAN UNITED MANAGER SEASON
The pitiful joke team Man United haven't won a title in 13 years. The mighty, all conquering Arsenal haven't won one in 22 years.
>>152836834
>>152837062Uhm... I was led to believe that Liverpool AREN'T a small club... is that a lie?
>>152836834If true, they've either been in talks with Inzaghi or Xabi's getting the sack too. Can't see anyone else they'd even go for.
>>152837087Southgate is free
>>152837096for a reason
>>152837062Is 24/25 grey in memory of Jota, la?
>>152836993surely this cant be true
>>152836993aw's tribe were still hunter gatherers back then
GOD SIX YEARS SINCE LAST MAJOR EUROPEAN TROPHYSPURS: 6 MONTHSMAN CITY 2 1/2 YEARSCHELSEA: 4 1/2 YEARSLIVERPOOL: 6 1/2 YEARSMAN UNITED: 15 1/2 YEARSARSENAL: ......
Live Police Chase>>152837148>>152837148>>152837148
>>152837187
>>152837148wow
>>152837177>counts Europa League for Spurs but not United
On a scale of 0 to 10, how terrible will the Pablo Felipe-Taty Castellanos strike partnership beRemember that it is West Ham and strikers so it cannot be any lower than 1,000,000/10
>>152837208Good point. Completely forgot about thatSPURS: 6 MONTHSMAN CITY 2 1/2 YEARSCHELSEA: 4 1/2 YEARSLIVERPOOL: 6 1/2 YEARSMAN UNITED 9 1/2 YEARSARSENAL: ......
Front runners for the job are >glasner>tuchelBoth managers who will publicly slander the board. Are we allowed to say Sir Jim is an idiot yet?
Next Celtic manager oddsShaun Maloney 13/8Martin O’Neill 10/3Ange Postecoglou 4/1Kieran McKenna 11/2Kjetil Knutsen 15/2Brian Barry-Murphy 17/2Robbie Keane 11/1Scott Brown 11/1Ole Gunnar Solskjær 11/1Jens Berthel Askou 11/1Lee Carsley 12/1Darren Fletcher 12/1Craig Bellamy 12/1Tony Mowbray 14/1Roberto Martinez 14/1Damien Duff 14/1Neil Lennon 14/1Frank Lampard 14/1John O’Shea 16/1Wayne Rooney 22/1David Gray 22/1Enzo Maresca 25/1Roy Keane 33/1
>>152837321I don't think Tuchel could make it 3 months with United's board, it would be hilarious.
>Martin O’Neill’s interim reign in charge at Celtic was longer than Wilfried Nancy’s permanent tenure
>>152837406love are martin
its got to be southgate, the funniest option
>Wolves are considering adding #ManCity’s Kalvin Phillips to their squad on loan until the end of the season. The midfielder will likely need to prove fitness before sealing a move.Absolutely based lmao
>>152837463>Kalvin Phillips
>>152837406Fucking hell
>>152837406what's the point of giving a manager a month? mad how overemotional the boards at some clubs are
>>152837534usually i would agree but they clearly made a mistake in this case
>>152837463Phillips was a good player even if he's probably washed now.He got the blame for Anthony Gordon blatantly diving vs Wet spam and it wrecked him mentally, it's a big shame.
>>152837564That was unfortunate, but that was only one crime scene that Phillips was involved in during both his loan spells. Guy is 30 years old and hasn't played competitive regular football in years, and even when he was playing he wasn't that great either. Pep even shamed him for being a fat piece of shit too. But the funny thing is he still probably improves Wolves
bringing back some fat old gay moneyball style is respectable at this point
>>152837613Improves their non-existent HG quota too
>>152837261Hey that’s enough
>Chelsea offering 160m for monoHow do you say "it's over" in stamford bridge?
Spurs winning a brand new trophy since the rules changed and decent clubs were banned from entering it, was it? Manager got sacked immediately after winning 37th Best Team in Europe Cup, does they? Levy sacked and the performances are even worse, how them?
please RFN if you're reading this, look up a tutorial on how to solve the captchas, heck even brute forcing it will give you a punchers chance of being able to post, but please find a way to get us your scoops in our time of need!
>>152837961whats that on the side of his head
>>152835455>alphabetized schedule
>>152837482The video that gif is from is even more fitting desu
>>152838232you don't think he...no he couldn't have...but then again...
common sense with joey barton is live lads
Mancunian bastards get the green and yellow scarves
>gvardiol out with fractured tibia and will have surgery later this weekThey're definitely going all in on guehi. And probably another CB
>>152838232I think that's the joke mate. You're meant to look at that gif and hear the "someone says you was dead" line
ABUs trooning out dilating hard everytime utd sack a manager cos they're scared lmao
>>152838308RIP to City's best player in this most recent run
>O'Neill back in charge of Celtic until end of the season
Glasner and wharton will be at united by end of the monthtop 4 is ours – or maybe 3?
>>152838407Should've always kept him to the end of the season desu
>>152838407jambo bros..
>>152835673Is she a brat?Needs corrective rape.
>>152835775Post her whatsapp profile pict
>>152835875It's been so long since I've seen that smile.
>>152835673you work at morrisons or something? who says that sort of thing to a new coworker thats training you
>>152836088Surely he's a contender for the shittest manager ever in world football. Practically handed Tony bloom the Scottish trophy
Get in Joey Barton for the rest of the season.
>>152838516not even that; the fact rohls rangers caught up to them kek
Congrats to Arsenal for finally doing it
>>152835673I've only seen one person say this and they were a tr*ns
>>152836139I hate to sound gay but imagine bully ram buck breaking that lad while singing the bridge from Murder on the Dancefloor by Sophie Ellis Bextor.>"I'm in Heaven">"I'll show you, Heaven!">"Do much, Heaveeeen"It'd probably physically and psychologically damage him for life and I bet he'd never play professional football again. I'd hope that after I had finished, while broken and bleeding, he'd look up at me and simple say...>"Take me home"I'd klenk so hard
>>152838494
>>152838554>>152835673What are you training her to do? Suck cocks?
>>152838410Maybe 8
>>152836139If you're gonna get Glasner why not also poach Wharton?
>>152838620Cant see Palace letting United have their coach and best player
Amorim is kinda based. Direct quote from Ben Jacobs:>Amorim wasn't concerned with mitigating circumstances (regarding finances), his message to the board was simply: back me or sack me."
>Gvardiol out with fractured labia and will have surgery later this weeksoft cunt
>>152838679a what
>hire manager who plays 343>dont get him the players he needs >get mad when he calls you out for itIs Sir Jim Fagcliffe a retard?
>>152838679>"Soft cunt"Broken cunt by the sounds of it
>>152838674Amorim didn't directly say that, it's an ancient term in football. That part isn't even in quotes.
>>152838661Glasner is a good manager who wants out to a club that lets him spend silly money.United are financial spastics who need a good manager.Mateta is just a coal faced mercenary who will go wherever pays him most pounds per week.
>>152838554Give her one for me lad
>>152838738>Hires Glasner
>Oliver Glasner fully intends to leave Crystal Palace at the end of the season>Mateta has refused to sign a new contract for Crystal Palace>Marc Guehi leaving Crystal Palace at the end of the season
>>152838796That's the Croydon club meme over then
>Palace, West Ham, Chelsea, SpursLondon clubs are about to start dropping like flies
>>152836074Neither of them are going to your shit club mantroony
>>152838674or crack me
Man United are below Liverpool in the table
>>152838796>lose Glasner, Eze, Wharton, Mateta, GuehiWhat exactly is the plan here from the Palace board? They're so content with an FA Cup they're now happy to slide into total relegation level?
rabbit or duck?
>>152839024The plan was to sell Guehi for £70m last year. Glasner put a stop to that so they had to sell Eze. Everyone at the club (except for Wharton) realised they only have 18 months or less left on contract and decided to walk away from this mess for free.
>>152839014Barely, in the shittest period of the clubs history with a manager who clearly didn't give a fuck and clueless directors. Liverpool, however, are at the highest peak they've ever been as a club and are *checks notes* 3 points ahead of Utd on the same GD.Klenk
>>152839086he needs time
>>152839086the fuck is bro doing
Amorim looks like he's gassed to be leaving Transchester, love that lil fella making a mockery out of that shit club
>>152839062Why does his wife keep making him do this shit?
>>152839086Rasmus makes better runs than this ffs
Mental to think how utterly irrelevant Liverpool and United would be by now without PSR and PGMOL.
>Josko Gvardiol will be out of action for four to five months.
>Liverpool cant beat Crystal Palace>Man United buy their manager, striker, and midfielder
>>152839308you telling me we're actually going to get a cunha-mateta pairing?
>>152836139Same levels of delusion as the shite you posted during the summer transfer window
>>152839315Imagine conceding to Man United and they start playing Hacunha Mateta
Just seen a League 1 team playing the Wallace and Gromit theme tune after every goal kek
>>152839356link it kek
>>152839086Ball control of a man wearing steel toed boots
>>152839392Apparently it's Reading
>>152839392>>30066285
>>152839419>>152839086Unironically looks like him and the ball just happened to be going in the same direction at the same time.
>>152839433How the actual fuck have you managed to post on the wrong fucking gif board.
>>152839356>>152839392>>152839468>>>/wsg/6066170It's Preston NE doing it because Nick Park is from Preston.
>>152839512Nice try Sven, you ain't getting me arrested
>>152839512I cannot express my opinions legally
>>152839479Didnt know there was another gif board tbf
>>152839512Monitoring this thread.
Well done, Agent 47.
One of Liverpool, Chelsea and Man United will end up dropping like a rock in January. I’m thinking United.
shall be watching west sham versus notteringham poorest later today(tomorrow).i believe nuno will reverse his bald fraud status and pummel forest.
>>152839593Too obvious. Won't be United.
What Manure need now is a Dutch manager.Bosz is about to win his 3rd title in a row with PSV.13yrs since SAF retired. That's plenty of banter years. I'd feel sorry for them if not for their fans.
>>152839597>west sham versus notteringham poorestI can almost taste the porridge
Couldn't Ferguson do a job as interim? Pretty sure the team would have a massive bounce which would carry them to the new manager.
>>152839621Risks exposing himself. Modern players are divas, one dressing room hairdrying and he'll he sacked after first training sesh.
>>152839675Imagine any player trying to give Sir Alex Ferguson shit. The United fans would unironically murder them. Fergie is pretty much their grandad.
>>152839621man united owe him, not the other way around
This Forest supporting Goldbridge twat makes 7 figures with his performative Utd fan playhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15391705/Man-United-YouTuber-Mark-Goldbridge-seven-figure-salary-pays-accounts-emerge.html
>>152839621Not many people remember this but a part of why Ferguson retired in the first place was because the Glazers (jews) wouldn't give him the funds to get Bale from Tottenham and Ronaldo from Madrid.
>>152839687Probably what they need, modern football is crying for attacking 4 4 fucking 2 with dynamic ball crossing wingers rather than selfish pricks swooping inside as if they're prime robben. Tired of the lack of crosses in modern footy, hardly no header goals anymore it's mental cos the defenders are wank a prime Rooney would be heading goals in left right and centre under Fergie now
>>152839603>Dutch managerSmartest MUG enjoyer
>>152839687This is a good thing imo. Ferguson always ruled with fear but now he doesn't even have to try. If you fuck up everybody will be after you (the player) because Ferguson is beyond proven.
So do you reckon they stick with the meme formation against Burnley (lol) and park the bus or what? Will the players do their predictable try hard bullshit to "prove it's not their fault"? Do they even care about a pathetic loss anymore?
>>152839733They'll go 442 and shithouse a few wins in a row like they did with Ruud.
>arsenal will wear red and white shirts in the third round of fa cup versus portsmouth for the first time since 2021>no more "no more red" white shirt some poor londoners are gonna get stabbed but at least we'll win the FA cup(plus THREE other trophies).
>>152839692he's cosa nostra
Nicolas Maduro been kidnapped and then Amorim sacked? Maduro to United confirmed.
>>152839823I'm convinced this lad is an ABL trying to make us all look gay. He gets posted in the lads chat everytime liverpool lose.
Been away for a few years, just came back looking for those Hope Solo pics. Anyone still posting them?
>>152839784Isn't Evra notorious for making up complete bollocks?
>>152839823Definitely a pedophile. Needs investigating.
corrrr smoking dat tranny pack
Most successful manager since Ferguson: José MourinhoTrophies won: Europa League, League Cup, Community Shield — his Manchester United tenure delivered multiple trophies, unlike most post-Ferguson successors. FotMobWin rate: Around 58 %, one of the highest of any United manager since 2013. FotMobBecause of that combination of silverware and results, Mourinho is often considered the most successful replacement for Ferguson so far
recall him
>>152836535aura defending
>>152840086Are Harv's career has been blown to smithereens by that cruel slave driver Slotto
He was decent at Liverpool. Don't understand why they don't recall him. He would be world class player in this Liverpool squad
How much of /epl/ is #oleatthewheel?
>>152840086They are only “saving” 1.3m in wages by leaving him to rot. Makes no sense not to have him available.
>>152840159>"are Harv"The big man is going to Madrid
>>152839977he did say he didn't want to manage a champion's league club
>>152839894Haven't seen that mess in months, maybe even a year.Did she die or go to prison or something?
been hours since a manager was sacked its getting boring
Who will be next to be sacked? Thomas Frank seems a good bet
>>152840229Slut
>>152840192Heh
>>152840229Yeah I think Slot will outlast Pep
I heard from an ITK at United that Southgate isn't interested, talks with Glasner have broken down due to contracting complications and system change so the board are now exploring the availability of Troy Deeney.
kek mantroony on a rope
>>152840229slot is supposedly out by the end of the week
>>152840296>contracting complications and system changeI knew it was bullshit at this part since Glasner is one of the most adaptable managers there is when it comes to systems, then I read the punchline
>>152840297Amorim >>>> SlotAnd this is coming from a Liverpool fan
>>152840339Slot >>>> Amorim.And this is coming from a true blue Manchester United fan who lost his dad among the 97 at Munich.
>>152840229a lot of fans want frank out but now levy is gone its impossible to know how sackings will look the ceo is the indian bloke that backed arteta at arsenal for what thats worthmy guess is he makes it to the end of the season but not to next season
BODIED THAT TRANNY FREAK
>>152840378Spurs are a weird case because they're getting onto Frank and Ange for not being top 4 but then you look a the squads they've each had and you really wonder what they're supposed to do. It's not like they've had prime Son and Kane available. Frank is starting Archie fuckin Gray week to week, and both of them have got long term injuries to their best players.
>do i hate slot Yes>will I use him to shit on trannies?Yes
>>152835759This dude got 2 (maybe 3 but he played "well" under Ten Hag) managers sacked in the 2 clubs he's played.No wonder Scaloni doesnt call him up (besides the fact he's shit).
>>152840390>>152840339>>152840299>>152840297>>152840212>>152840292Arsend Slot lost the dressing room months ago. Surprised he's still in a job.
>>152836068The issue is that no effort has been made to preserve Old Trafford, the stadium is crumbling and falling apart, the bathroom's plumbering system has been in disarray for 30 years and the cleanest part of the stadium is the concrete floors from the street block its settled in. Its a rotten corpse of a football ground, a new stadium is needed, but why would you trust Ratty Boy and the Jew Brothers to take care of that?
>>152840462>Ratty Boy and the Jew Brothersbased band name
Liverpool is bad Manchester United is bad
>>152840171But their forwards are injured, at afcon or inconsistent (shit) right now.
>>152839931No
KWABOTY
>>152840517I’m saying the club are losing money, since his valuation will go down by more than the 1.3m of wages if he doesn’t play for a season. Might as well bring him back. The Salah situation isn’t resolved yet either.
>>152840541Based
>>152840568We only talk about 2 of those clubs here
>>152840425>using slot to shit on liverpool fansWat
First time I saw trannies was in ManchesterDo what you will with that information
>>152840434Slut has the whole dressing room in his palm thanks to his daughter.
the watney cup was much bigger than whatever other piece of tin was lying around in football in those days
We're gonna win the Premier League!
>>152842214That team guarantees top 4 but the lack of depth gets them shagged in europe.
>>152842214The second you dip into any of the squad players the quality falls off a cliff
i now will watch man united's match again
Being 5th and 6th in the Premier League is enough to get you sacked apparently.
>>152842214Only delusional fans think this will happen
>>152843023More like being 5th or 6th isn’t enough to save you from criticising the board
>>152843045I am shitposting but there's nothing wrong with delusion about the club you support :)
Have I ever criticised Arne Slot?
>>152843192Well last week you said his hair had gone
should i bring back my 442oons gimmick?
Huge if true
Anyone who thinks this anything other that a giant win your man utd must be thick. The typical scouse run media having a field day yet they're stuck with their shit rat bald manager anal slut. United are only 3 behind them despite being "mugged" every week (this Abu gimmick is fucking gay by the way) they're in freefall straight into the bin like the rats they are
>>152842351>>152842368Mount, Maguire, Sexo, Heaven, Mainoo are all good as bench/Euro trip players
How many for his 2nd game
>>152845256KEK WORKED BITCH
>>152840747Live not far out and there's one there you would swear was the inspiration for Babs from League of Gentlemen.
>>152842214Why would Glasner become a tranny? Palace are a bigger club
must suck being an employed goy having to slavewage from the early day in this freezin cold rather than having a nice chat regarding the premier league on the /EPL/ general in 4channel.org
>>152843162Can’t argue with that, fair play
notice how the spurs abuse has started now theyre getting goodthey win tomorrow and they go 7thleave frank alone
>>152846504>in this freezin coldYou forgot to turn your VPN off, retard.
BLACK manager for a BLACK team
>>152846197>Babs>Barbara was based on a trans magician that the League saw perform - as she did her tricks, she was continuously side-tracked by talking about the surgery she was to have.
>>152839692He makes way more than that. Those numbers aren't related to the amount he makes on The United Stand and all his other channels and things. The guy is wealthy, fair play to him. Guy shits out 3 videos a day minimum (granted he has staff who do at least one video), he works with other Youtubers (Robbie) and so on. Nearly every video is the same. The only ones which are interesting are when United get raped. People who say he is a Forest fan are retarded, just go and watch the 7-0 drubbing by Liverpool, he is genuinely shocked.
>>152846504I'm doing both
Remember next thread is /trans/ + /epl/ since it is the TRANSFER window.
>>152845298zero
>>152843023They simply had a fortunate fixture list for the past month, which makes their current league position look good. Later this month its Man City and Arsenal.Looking at their games since the start of December, they should have won as much as eight more points than they did, which would put them 4th. They are not facing Wolves twice again.
>>152845021More money spent on SHITE
>>152846941Very funny to see Forest top after this season's comedy show
>>152846941How the hell does United have a higher wage than London clubs?
>>152846876erm actually the word is he will still get the fulham game
Understand Vinicius to Chelsea is a no go. Vinicius expects to be the highest paid player in the league if he were to move. Would keep an eye on Man United in the summer.
>>152847050my mistake>Newly appointed manager Liam Rosenior will be in the stands at Craven Cottage watching Chelsea's trip to Fulham.>The 41-year-old will take his first training session on Thursday and pick his first team away at Charlton in the FA Cup on Saturday.>Under-21s coach Calum McFarlane will stand in for two more days and is taking the press conference at Cobham Training Centre today.
>>152847058>Would keep an eye on Man United in the summer.you really are a rfn
>>152847058Why did you used to be a yank?
>>152847077google the trip anon
>BREAKING: West Bromwich Albion part ways with head coach Ryan Mason.
>>152847077>t. newfag
I can't believe Rosenior got a 6-and-a-half-year contract
>>152847088>non-leagueFUCK OFF, m8
>>152847100its tottenham news?
>>152847105Easy to conflate Tottenham with a League Two side
>>152847113yeah true...
so all you need to fall up is an exotic name right?
>>152847100>irrationally angry spastic
>>152847097I thought you were making shit up and mocking Chelsea's giga contracts but I actually just checked and what the fuck. He must be on pennies or they must not give a fuck.
ABCh will be BTFO soon.
nobody hates charlton athletic though?
>Appointing a black manager >Appointing a black manager at ChelseaRecipe for disaster. Sacked by March.
>>152847195No-one is doubting Charlton Athletic m8
>>152847197haha yeah
>>152847197>>152847210He was on about Cheltenham
>>152847210haha yeah! twice is doubly funny!
>>152847220love horseracing me
>>152847213>>152847222Actually crying.
im perfectly happy if cheshunt fc get out of the 7th division personally
>people thinking they're being funny>non-league shitblowies, all of you
>>152847252
Chelsea unironically hiring Moss from The IT Crowd
>>152847290I GOT A RUDDY GUN
ABU = anyone but united (Manchester United)ABE = anyone but EnglandABL = anyone but LiverpoolABC = can't think of anyoneABCh = anyone but Charlton AthleticABChe = anyone but CheshuntABChel = anyone but CheltenhamABChels = anyone but Cheltenham steeplechase (horseracing)
New manager bounce? More like new manager FLOUNCE.
>When you don't have to live in or step foot in Manchester anymore
Make a note of this please lads
Oles back at the wheel
>>152847421shant be remembering that french nonsense ty
Me commenting on every and any article on BBC football
>>152847421Eze has literally said his name is pronounced Ez-eh. Yet everybody pronounces it Ez-er. Must be maddening.
>>152847426Genuinely think that would be a decent move for them, as long as he doesn't get it permanently
>>152847421Remember when Tottenham Hotspur insisted that everyone stop referring to them as "Tottenham"?
where does maresca end up
>>152847438literally who has ever pronounced his name as Ez-er, you and ur mum?
>>152847455Do you not watch football with commentary on or something?
>>152847455Even Arsenal's own commentary team pronounces it Ez-er.https://youtu.be/sRBQpghDdXs?t=307
>>152847421Still not saying Shesko
You're supposed to emphasise the LAH in Salah not the SA
how will scousaars respond if guehi picks city...
>>152847493Didn't want him anyway. But City need Guehi. He'll win them the title if they sign him.
>>152847445Ole is an elite manager. Unironically best in league outside of Pep.
>Bournemouth manager Andoni Iraola says tomorrow's match against Tottenham could be Antoine Semenyo's last game for the club - but adds nothing has yet been signed.>"The chances are it is his last game. But right now there is nothing signed with any club," Iraola says.
>>152847493They will whinge about city buying the league and erase all memories of the bid they put in.
>>152847477Alright Hermione
>>152847438I just say that black lad at Arsenal who played for Palace. Same way I'll say that black fella who manages Chelsea. Don't have time for all of this nonsense. Cut to the chase. In and out. Bang. Job's a goodun. Simple as.
The RedCafe lads are talking themselves into giving Ole another go at the wheel
City will buy Guehi and Semenyo this month and yet again hoover up all the talent from the rest of the league, but people will celebrate it because it's at Liverpool/Arsenal's expense.
>>152847450juve
It would be fun to see Ole back.
>>152847421Rosen Eeyore haha (from Winnie the pooh)
>>15284756099% of non-City fans want City to win league over any other of the 'big' clubs. Nobody cares if City win anything.
>>152847421This is why they do that video at the start of every season with the players pronouncing their own names
Hope steven howson gets hit by a bus
>>152847587They should care. City are actively harming English football and you shouldn't accept them winning because other clubs have some annoying fans on Twitter.
>>152847560>>152847560>yet again hoover up all the talent from the rest of the leagueThey don't do that
>Jonny Evans is set to return to Manchester United as interim head coach Darren Fletcher's assistant.Owen Hargreaves putting out the conesQuinton Fortune driving the bus
>>152847631don't think hargreaves is in a rush to help man united after ferguson slagged him off in his book just to sell more copies
#WelcometoStrasbourg
>>152847594Stand the fuck up, bow down to the man, offer to clean his shoes and his cock with your mouth and thank him for his mother fucking service
Funny watching palace get stripped for parts. The term 'grim little club' was made for them.
getting a bit angry and bitter in here innit
>>152847672Fuck off
thought nothing could be better the city treble season but this season's arsenal choke is going to have me spunking buckets
>>152847560Yeah its weird isnt it, might have something to do with city fans not being insufferable cunts
>>152847759how about an arsenal treble?
>>152847761More like they don't exist
>>152847770Keep telling yourself that
>>152847772When do you ever meet a Man City fan? There's barely any on social media either
>>152847777>>152847772The only City fan I've ever heard of is a Nafri femboy posting from Holland
>>152847759why? at this point it's par for the course. people say arsenal 'bottled' it but city are just better which is why they won everything. it's not really a surprise when you've playing rob holding in cb and rapety at lb and reiss nelson and nketiah up front. like if you expected arsenal to win the title then you're retarded. also it wasn't like it was terrible last season when it came down to the final day. worst choke in history is liverpool losing it with 3 games left where they only needed a win to mathematically do it.>>152847761then you don't go on twitter or youtube. there is at least three cunt city youtubers and i don't think any of them are from city.city are the best team in england (not most succesful, just best) and will walk the league when they sign guehi and semenyo by double digits.
>>152847801sorry from the city.
>>152847672It's an odd coincidence how /epl/ always turns angry and bitter around midday. Almost as if a certain poster wakes up and suddenly starts posting here...
>>152847801wait no got that wrong i think they were 4pts clear with 3 left and city had 4 left.
>>152847801Nah its funny cuz arsenal have been giving it the big one all of last year and their melty will be really funny. I actually dont mind Liverpool, scousers are good lads
>>152847815so you don't like arsenal because their fans 'giving it the big one' but when liverpool fans did it the start of this season, they're 'good lads'. alright.
>>152847821What weird strawman argument is this
Discuss Manchester United Football Club
>>152847821they get a bit of leeway for being hungry and cold
>>152847759>City>fans
>>152847761>city>fans
LIVERPOOL SNUBBED>Marc Guehi chooses Man City
>>152847847Snubberpool
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>>152847847who does liverpool panic buy when this happens
>>152847886>>152847886>>152847886NEW
>>152846581>makes his willy disappear in the final actBRAVO BARBARA!
>>152847299
>>152847575this will go over a lot of heads
so I've been posting in an abandoned thread again have I? thankfully it will only be the archive that knows my shame
>>152847527kek
we all done in here?
Faggot
Nigger
>>152848246>>152848257we DO sign our posts here brother
