it seems to meyou lived your lifelike a candle in the /mug/I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Seskos shots bouncing off the leaky roof. I watched Antony glitter in the dark near the Old Trafford Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
who was the biggest KWAB?
Have some respect. A man lost his job. He lost his job at the Theatre of Dreams, at Manchester United Football Club. He must be in absolute tears right now.
/MUG/A ?Southgate getting a lot of insider rumours/betting.i think thats the smart money right now
Pic of amorim taken an hour ago (real)he wanted out of this clown show since summer
>work from home>have shit to do>spend all day on Amorim getting sackedIt is what it is
>>152836138Van Gaal and Solskjær were allowed to produce their own messages to release simultaneously with the club. Van Gaal did his in the form of a letter to the club/fans that came in at 413 words, while Solskjær filmed a sit-down interview with the social media team for the club.Van Gaal is the only manager of the 6 to have a farewell message specifically quoted from someone at the club, in this case Ed Woodward.Mourinho and Van Gaal are the only managers to have "with immediate effect" included in their statements.Moyes is the only manager to have his statement released in the morning, at around 08:30. All others ranged between 18:45 (Mourinho) and 22:22 (Rangnick).Solskjær is the only manager to have it specifically written that the club "regrets" having to make the decision. Oddly enough, it is also the only statement to acknowledge the poor form of the club at the time of his sacking, mentioning "While the past few weeks have been disappointing-".Mourinho and Moyes are the only managers to not be thanked for anything specific during their time, although Moyes is given credit for his hard work, honesty and integrity. Mourinho is simply thanked for "his work".Conversely, Van Gaal and Solskjær both get thanked for specific aspects of their work, being the promoting of youth and "rebuilding the foundations for long-term success", respectively.Ragnick is the only manager mentioned as having taking over the club during a difficult season/period.. Moyes, Solskjær and ten Hag all have their interim replacement mentioned at the end of their statements, all being club legends in the form of Giggs, Carrick and Van Nistelrooy, respectively.Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho are all stated to have "left the club", while Solskjær and ten Hag are specifically mentioned to have left their roles as manager.
>>152836161Look at him, he looks absolutely devastated
JLingz must be looking to make his move into management soon right?
>>152836138Definitely Amorim, no question. That Y on Solskjaer is why he'll be back right now. GET IN, OLE!
Southgate IN
desu unlike ten hag and amorim there isnt really a standout candidate. i think it will be someone currently unemployed. maybe maresca?>>152836184hes earnt a shot at the job with how well hes managed his clothing brand
>>152836213Get in Nancy.
>>152836212is this soufgate?
>>152836212Who's THIS feminine woman?
#pogback?
>>152836212Is it considered gay to wank to her (his) vids?
>>152836241soulful
>>152836241As a manager?
>inb4 >moyes at the wheel
>>152836234>>152836239Your typical Man U fan
>>152836212which one is this? daisy taylor? natalia mars? baily jay?
>>152836272He gave Spuds an actual European trophy, needed sacking for that alone.
tbqfh give it Gary Neville, hes always chatting like he knows what amorin should have been doing
>>152836252Yes, since (s)he is a lower tier tranny
>>152836289why is every big tranny dialing back on the HRT ever since Ella Hollywood did it?
>>152836175>all being club legends in the form of Giggs, Carrick and Van NistelrooyI can't wait until we get further down the list and its like Kleberson or Karel Poborsky. Should be around 6 years from now
>>152836281Uh those are trannies.
>>152836271yes.
he couldn't wait to leave lmao
>>152836337well, that is the final nail in the coffin to any top european side ever considering hiring this guy. what a joke of a human being.
>>152836302um no, those are women
>>152836337thanks for the money, jews.
>>152836337kek
>>152836295To perform better I guessElla said from early on thet she wasn't really trans trans desu. She grifted it a bit because of the success.Still one of the GOATS tho!
>>152836337Was he secretly /ourguy/? Kill off Man U & get a big pay off in the meantime?
>>152836337do you not find paparazzi weird? how can they get away with it?I start taking photos of the girl next door from the bushes and I get arrested, what if I tell them im paparazzi
>>152836368oh phew.
>>152836337based
>>152836392who is this? I dont recognize that bulge
>>152836403Depends if you can prove in court that the girl is a high profile individual in the public eye.Probably not.
>>152836425how does being famous make it ok?
>>152836337>finner
>>152836392that is a damn shame because (s)he was the best at her game and was very naturally feminine. the rest just don't compare. this is a sad day.
>>152836392Mad how there's plenty of people who will do that. Like something you dont want to do that's maximally humiliating and leaves you with considerable mental and physical changes, all instead of getting a job.
>mfw ole grabs the wheel
>>152836177Audibly kekked
>>152836465THE RETURN OF THE KING
>>152836132When did the good days come?
>>152836431It's not illegal to take photos of somebody in public unless you are doing it for sexual gratification or as part of a series of stalking/harassment
What was your favourite moment of the Amorim era? Mine is pic related
>>152836553What if its both
>>152836337>Can retire comfortably for life after scamming a club
around 15:55, goldbridge says he's ashamed of the clubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoQxAHUxr1Udamn
>>152836441united really are the AEW of football
>>152836161the the look of a man who made 15 million in a night
>>152836590it cant get any worse at this point, just give it to goldbridge till the end of the season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJgOX3WQ18Iamorims son reacting to his dads sacking
>>152836138nice how you can see the progression of failure of Man United as a club from this image. not mentioning Europa League with Mou while they still acted like a big club, and 8 years later Amorim gets praise for playing the Europa final, kek.
Amorim has unironically won. If United lose on Wednesday then he will be laughing to the bank
>>152836596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqxx9LJkVa8confirmed
>>152836212that's someone's son
>>152836276WE DEM MOYES BOYS
>>152836674She was AVGN before.
>>152836175The football club widely recognised for firing the most managers since around 2010 is Watford FC — particularly noted for its frequent managerial changes.Watford have been famous for a “revolving door” of managers over the past decade and more. Under owner Gino Pozzo (since 2012), they’ve appointed and dismissed around 20-plus permanent managers in roughly 12–13 years, with many tenures lasting only months. This makes them one of the most unstable clubs in terms of managerial turnover in modern football, far exceeding typical rates even in major European leagues.
https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/2008138732042371178Garnacho liked the news lmao
previous btw>>152833707>>152833707
>>152836723he wonis there a word in spanish for guys like garnacho? dyed hair, earring, thinks hes god, bit of a cunt, probably would have been a criminal if not a footballer
>>152836735Thanks /mug/ga
https://www.manchesterworld.uk/sport/football/manchester-united/former-manchester-united-manager-open-to-shock-return-after-ruben-amorim-sacking-5463714rioferdinand.gifolesatthewheel.gif
>>152836757Yes the word is Argentino
theres nobody left desu. just give the job to ratcliffe, glazers as his assistant managers
>>152836805>It's actually happening Imagine the first /mug/
>Vitor Pereira: Flop>Bruno Lage: Flop>Marco Silva: I'm still 50/50>Nuno Espirto Santo: Flop at West Ham rn>Ruben Amorim: FlopMaybe these English teams needs to stop hiring these Portuguese managers from the 3 big clubs. Gone are the days of Mourinho and Villas-Boas
>>152836880just swap managers
>>152836880It's shocking that he actually won that over Arteta. Literally gifted it to him.
>>152836910Just for the garnacho memes
>>152836880>Garnacho killed two managers at the same timewhat a lad
>>152836880>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>152836909I rate Marco Silva. Fulham spend so little money on transfers….they sent a record bid for Pepi at PSV and that bid is for 30 Million
>>152836132FUCKING FINALLY! Why did this take so long! It's the best day for United in years.
why do you fire your manager when you're 6th in the league
>>152836909>villas-boasjej
>>152837011we are 4 points away from 14th you stupid yank
what's happening to united? the club is starting to become a big joke
>>152837037That joke's already been made today m8.
>>152837035>we
>>152837011>>152837035I agree with the way the bong said it This >we are sixthmeme is the most braindead take there isMan united has difficult matches ahead like City and Arsenal and most likely they are gonna drop below 10thThey had the easiest month of the season and they bottled it hard It's all downhill from now onHe's never getting a haircut
Sir GARTH of SOUFGATE will save Manure.
>>152837035glass half full
>>152837011>>152836961the duality of /mug/
>>152837086you hit the nail on the head, seeing social media full of "but we are 6th and so close to 4th!" posts, its no wonder these people wanted amorim to stay, theyre dumb as rocks
>>152836337He gamed the glazers, so he based?
for me, amorim is shit and should have been fired last year and also it's an unnecessary dice roll to sack him now
>>152836959ye i rate silva too. he's got something about him. the fulham squad last season was a bit shit and arguably this season it's worse. i don't know how he's managed to get them to 11th, they were in fucking dire form in october
>>152836396My pre Cataclysm cock in her pussy
>MFW the WHOBEN INTERIM memes become a reality
I am available for cheap as a manager. Will United make the call?
>>152837490youre overqualified
>>152837490post hairline
>>152837086>gonna drop below 10thwhich is unironically their level now. so what's the problem?
>>152837553The problem is ratcliffes delusionhe thought they would compete for the title this season
>>152836132LFC supporter here, kinda feel sorry for him. What did they expect? The EPL is brutal and it's not like LFC were doing that much better. Even the mighty Man City were slipping up. Most of the games in the last few days were ending 1-1 and 0-0.
>>152837655dont feel bad for him hes living the dreamhe just earned 15m in one dayhe no longer has to manage man utd
>>152837655>What did they expect?>>152837598
Maduro's the next Man U manager
Give it to rppney and they will be fighting for the league one title in a couple years
>>152837693I hope that Aston Villa win it.
>>152837817That would be funny as fuck
what happened to thread 1??
He was too much of a pussy in the media to be a big time manager.
>>152837942Reached enough replies so it will go the archive soon
>>152837954He literally got fired because he told the board to fuck off.
>>152837982I can’t find it
>>152837991>>152833707
>>152837991>>152836735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTdbSrQQEs8sky sports gary neville
Hello i am late to the partyi would like to know the good memes that have arrived today. can someone fille me in?was there a /mug/?
>>152836138Not getting wished well for the future is beast mode
>>152838004>>152838007Thanks I shall review it
>>152836337He's pointing at (you)
>>152837490Have to compete with the likes of Elmo and Barney the Dinosaur for the role tho
>>152836213ENTER
ABUs are melting down already, hard.Fletcher will bring back the feeling at Man United, get everybody on board and make things more like the Ferguson eraFootball is a simple game complicated by midwits like AmorimFletcher understands that and will bring back hardwork and fight. Top 4 finish and FA cup win
I've had a pretty shit day, but this really warms my heart. Amorim sacked and it's Monday. Can you imagine a better start to the week. Who will get hired and then fired come next Monday?
Enough with experiments. Its time
>>152838364kek
>>152836364That's usually what happens when you take the Man United job. They don't hire top talent
>>152838297You are extraordinarily retarded. Congratulations.
>>152836175The Twn Hag and Amorim ones are ChatGPT so I don't understand why you think you can infer anything from them.
>>152836276DID YOU. SEE THAT. SCORE. G?
>>152838015>>152836735
>>152838400You got worked into a shoot ya goof
>>152836674And he's now someone's girl every other day
Just got word from an ITK at United that Southgate isn't interested and the Glasner situation is overly complex so they're looking at the availability of Soogs
https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/2008190513304961408me? just going for a walk with the missus
>>152836132
>>152839076She doesn't look used to it. She looks awful at it.
OLE BACK AT THE WHEEL
>>152836150Sent this image to my stepdad, a lifelong Man United customer.He thought it was GlasnerLads, I'm dying.
>>152839104that makes her even more qualified
do soccer teams ever think maybe their players are just shit and firing a manager every few months isn't going to do anything?
>>152838624fanks
>>152836337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Gb03nGXtE
a mistakehe was a first coach in long time that tried to make the team play with the ball and play proper footsie, not just counter-attack bullshit. he would have improved the team during summer breakwith counter-attack bullshit you get temporary results, but you will never win a cup with that stylethey will probably bring in some counter-attack, anti-football, style manager to get temporary points
dad didn't even message me and it's not a top story here. United is officially no longer a big club.
He just needed more seasons to waste money, over 300m like Guardiola did for just defenders over the years, then 200m each season so he had a chance to win 2 leagues in 8 and maybe reach the champion leagues final.Yeah, more time and money. Yeah
>>152839700Chump change for oil arabs innit
Ruben Amorim final record>W 24-25Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa>D 24-25Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth>L 24-25Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea>W 25-6Burnley, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, Brighton, Crystal Palace, Wolves, Newcastle>D 25-26Fulham, Grimsby, Nottm Forest, Tottenham, West Ham, Bournemouth, Wolves, Leeds>L 25-26Arsenal, Man City, Brentford, Everton, Aston Villa
There is no way Darren Fletcher, who is a generic white guy, will do worse than this moor imposter They could've payed this guy in peanuts and woulda had a better result than what amorin netted
THAT 10 MILLION POUND POST UNITED GLOWUP
literally unironically get ole back inhes played the best football since fergie and only cocked it up because they wanted to change the style whilst signing ronaldo and the freedom fighter - even if you give him the interim and make a trial period againeveryone else is shit and cant into united
It's happening
>>152836132>AMORIM SACKEDThey caught wind there was a bald fraud avaiable to hire
>>152836826
We're gonna be so friggin back boys
With this lineup, we'll probably win every remaining match of the season
>>152836337>dabs on manure's supporters>scams jewsdamn
we are freeeeeeeeeeeee from the portuguese terrorist
>>152839586Amorim is bigger news than Maduro lol
>Di Marzio: Enzo Maresca is on Manchester United's list to replace Rúben Amorim. Sporting director Omar Berrada already has a connection with the Italian manager, as he was the one who brought him to Manchester City.Bald Fraud Season 2
>>152841788get er donei like his time at chelsea, i think he can do great with the squad united has (when they're all back and fully fit ofc)honestly idk why current united has so much injuries already when they only play 1 game a week.
remember when elon musk tweeted he was going to buy man united? whatever happened to that?
>>152841788Maresca would be great.
>>152839112Based if true
>>152841966doc rivers said no
no more /mug/ kino...
Should give Ole another goI trust him
>>152841788i unironically think he can set them straight
>>152844210>you activates my trap card, giving me a free turn>I summon you, brown eyes rat faggot!>Bruno Fernandes walks up to the touchline
How was he so good at his previous job?
>>152841966musk tweets metric tons of shite every day
>>152845578Gyokeres was R9 in the Portuguese league.
>>152845578>win the first title during covid with no supporters in the stadium(their ultras would make the mood bad and throw shit at their own players)>portuguese league is shit, the big 3 just have enough to dominate every other team, when they dont is either 1)they fucked up by retard management 2)Jorge Mendes taking out players to sell them 3) parking the bus teams + players constantly wasting time by faking injuries(sometimes you see 2 or 3 players during a corner faking they got touched by someone and stay there for 3 minutes)>Amorim had a chairman that allowed him to get the players he wanted, keep them as he wanted(Gyokeres stayed another season because of him), sack players or put them in the side whenever he felt>Gyo felt like a Super-man here because teams arent used to these type of players(same reason Darwin seemed "good") and Gyo carried the last 2 seasonsPlus, he had a very good press here, some journalists fucking cried in his last press conference. Besides his cool aura and must have paid a good amount of lunches to these guys(common thing here with old coaches, one of these coaches did this and was trained him for yeears)Btw, he made a promise to his Sporting players to win the 2nd consecutive league and do a better champions, the moment he saw Utd he left. He did the same when left Braga to Sporting when he coached for like 2 months. You cant trust a guy like this, but his cool aura get people hypnotized or something
>>152840144The smiling is weird. He may have got some money for his incompetence but who would ever hire this geek to manage their team after this? Back to the farmer's league?
just saw the news
>>152839700this is unironically what the amorim inners/board blamers think, "he wasnt backed enough!" why should they trust amorim with another 200m when hes won 15 in 47? when ten hag had a far higher win rate with a far worse team
>>152846798
>>152836132WHAT?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA Insane to fire him now. MUG is so back!
ole will lead united to the title next season after rashy comes back from his loan
>>152847354UNLOCK ME OLE
>>152847354Aren't you forgetting about someone?
>>152847434he will be ole's assman
>>152836591Apart from united still being able to fill a stadium, you're right
>>152833767YANITEDHIRE THIS MANYANITEDHIRE THIS MANHE'S USING 3-4-3 IN ANY WAY HE CAN
I thought my joke was quite a funny play on words but no (you)'s, heh... just need more time
>>152847637Which joke? Not all good posts get (You)s.Was it as good as the one I just made in a different thread?>>152841166>>152847700
Would bringing back ole as a manager unironically work?I hope not, because i enjoy /mug/ but knowing how bruno and amad are so much better when they are allowed to play up front...
bring mou back for ultimate kino
>>152836132>laughing and smiling after being sackedI hope this cunt gets Diogo Jota'd for this.
Prit-ay prit-ay prit-ay good
A successor has been chosen
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fyjm5yifM
#OLEBACK
Ole, Carrick & Fletcher as the caretakers. They might as well get Gary Neville as Manager
Ole legit back? Shame on this dirty ass club if they sack him again after 1-2 years.
Back at the wheel soon.
pls be true
2018bros were so back
>tfw you lived to see United become a banter club
>>152848592Kek
Can't wait for them to sack Ole and then rehire Amorim in 15 months
>>152848592>"Four four fucking two"Would unironically be better results than the Amorim experiment
*GOES DEATH CON 3 ON PORTUGUESE PEOPLE*
>yo now remember Onana trying to be a big man yelling at under-pressure Maguire in a pre-season friendly
>>152850217>this guy is playing for one of biggest clubs in the world>and fucking MaguireOooh, how i love modern football.
>>152840144sad man walking
>>152847354dont forget Greenwood kek. Imagine if he brings back two local lads and unlocks them. Blessed timeline.
honestly Amorim has been wanting to get sacked since Mourinho went to benficahim going back to manage benfica was a recurrent topic in the last electionshis "reputation" hasn't been impacted at all in our league because of what he pulled off with sporting and everyone considers united a shitshow anyway
>>152858364you're not fooling anyone, ruben
They never learn. The problem isn’t the manager (it never has been) it’s the staff. Ratcliffe understands this and did a lot to remove the rot but because he didn’t get all of it, it’s spread againHonestly, the best thing for them in the long term would have been relegation last season. All the problems would have jumped ship or retired
saviour of the dressing room
>>152849187Well Amorim has just spent a large portion of his tenure tanking the club to get fired early for a payday. So I can't really blame them for trying to get people that actually care about the club. Even if it seems like what they really care about is SAF
>>152858502>The problem isn’t the manager (it never has been) it’s the staff.I thought it was the players?
>>152858502Stop giving shit managers a pass as if all the blames lies on just one area. The ownership is shit. The executives are shit. The manager was shit. And most of the players couldn't be bothered to be anything other than shit.
>>152858502those gossipy dinnerladies really brought down morale
>twitterfags are fully divided on supporting/hating Amorim and OleGrim
>>152858839>Stop giving shit managers a passif pep decided to go to man u do you honestly think he'd do any better? i don't think he would. the result would be the same
>>15283701112 to catch up to villa, 4 to Liverpool and only 3 point ahead of crystal palace and rank 14
>>152858502The problem is the fans
>>152859710nopeit's the club, the board, the business men
>>152859797This. Also the manager, staff, players, and fans
>>152859838loland the stadium
>>152859797The business men, in their suit and tie
its the jews fault
>>152859955this the hatred of the white man is so severe that they are trashing every aspect of his culture including one of the best clubs in englandmanchester united for the glazers exists just to extract money from the club without a care
>>152859955always
>>152859986Lol imagine giving a fuck about this shit show. Anyone freely giving their money to American trust funds then complaining is obviously very low iq.
>>152859955ole is their shabbat goy
>>152860001>American trust fundsjews
>>152860001>Americans
The Glazers are the best owners in England. No chance of going out of business when the club makes a profit, give the managers huge sums of money to waste, mainly from commercial deals that they negotiated. Man United fans are just spoilt and ungrateful.
>>152836364why? appearing in public smiling is what mourinho always does when he gets sacked. amorim is probably just following mourinho's advice.
>>152858532>muh dnagoing on 10 years of this kek
>>152858597There is some kind of attitude problem. Some of the players are no doubt involved but it must go beyond that.
