BREAKING: Chelsea are preparing a €160m offer to sign Mono
They need a black manager though.
€160m for a negroback in my day we paid a maximum of 10 cents, 15 if they had all their teeth
>>152838035who is this promising upcoming talent?
garcon
>>152838149Jesse Lingz, maybe you heard of him?
>>152838035This picture looks weird
>>152838035too old
>>152838035i can't believe i'm hearing this
>>152838035Someone post it already
We just spent like £100m on Gittens and Garnacho lol
they already have Neto and Cole Palmer, both are better than Mono
>>152838326it's over. france has failed us..
Maybe I'm out of touch, but I swear every single transfer story I hear about now is:>Chelsea offer FC Oberreichenbach £200m for Guinea-Bissau WONDERKID Mamadou PorrabundaAnd then he'll score two goals in 17 games and quietly be sold to some Turkish league for pennies at the end of the season.
Florentino is too senile nowdays to accept it, it won't happen... sadly.
>>152838335Its the first trumpet of the Apocalipse
>>152838234
>>152838426and there it is
>>152838426On your hollybobs are you?
>>152838426o7 TYFYS
>>152838440No I emigratedForgot that my flag had changed desu
>>152838356uh CHUDDIE, there's something called inflation, y' know?
Carcassonebros what the FUCK it was supposed to be are year
>>152838426Merci, danke, grazie
>>152838426danke
>>152838456>Endrick goes to France>Emigrates to Switzerlandwere you afraid of bobby?
>>152838810Lyon is still frighteningly close
Based Todd Bowlee bringing game and post-match entertainment to the PL
This is crazy
>>152838426When did you move to Switzerland Pierre?
>>152838035So what happened to that model of signing young prospects in long contracts with a strict salary cap?
FAKKIN NGUBU
>>152839322classic Chelsea
>>152839322
>>152838426>>152839604Wait. We have an impostor
>>152838035>have Palmer + Estevão core>wants to destroy it with MonoChelsea gonna chelsea....
>>152838035This could either work out really well or be a disaster like mudryk
>>152838356Financial losses can be tax-deductible. Certain Russian and Middle Eastern entrepreneurs are required to lose large sums, without raising suspicion, in order to save money in the long run.
>>152839350morgue identification
>>152838426it's not the same if frog-kun doesn't do it
Actually he is going to AS MONACO
>>152839614this is a movement, we are sending a message
>>152839350Last weekIt's not my first time here though>>152839614There's always been at least 3 of us
>>152840133>>152850258Keep up the good work
>>152839322poor little palmer
>>152838149>>152838356>making fun of vinicius while he scored more goals in CL finals than all english players combined in the last 143 years
>>152838035Bootylicius Jr is going to rot in Saudi. FACT.
>>152838035>paying 160 million for someone that will end up on the benchKek, never change chelski
