>NEWSbjpenn.com>Cejudo vs Urijah Faber booked for RAF, featuring Mohamed Mokaev>Paddy Pimblett thinks Alexander Volkanovski could push for a lightweight return for champ champ status and thinks he's next if he beats gaethje, thus ducking Arman Tsarukyan.>Will Fleury says Ateba Gautier only ways 4lbs less than him (so around 235lbs) when they spar. > Khabib Nurmagomedov scoffs at 'freedom of speech': "No freedom of speech. Everybody do what I say if I’m coach." >Michael Chandler swears on Kid's lives that he will fight Conor at the white house: "I swear on Hap and Ace's life that I WILL fight Conor Mcgregor at the White House"> Dominick Cruz doubles down on criticism about Alexandre Pantoja's injury stoppage loss at UFC 323: "They should not have stopped that fight">Arman's brother reveals they actually lived in the GHETTO: "We lived on the countryside away from the city, it's kind of like a ghetto but we just dont bring up brazza">heems>January 10:Real American Freestyle 05 Covington vs Rockhold | Bo Nickal vs Yoel Romero>January 16:LFA 224ONE Friday Fights 138>January 17:KSW 114Oktagon MMA 82BKFC 86 Julian bang bro Lane vs Dustin Pague
Tryhard thread
>>152838608Bo will get buttfucked by Yoel.
>>152838637 We’re in the Paramount Era now.
>armon isn’t exciting enough. paddy vs volk is iconic
new captcha systems sucks
>>152838687Clitia really retired LMAO just waiting on the announcement ATP
>>152838608You do all that and don't link to the previous thread huhYou niggas STINK>>152816201
married
>>152838687I look like this and say this
>>152838717Retard. You just do one fast slide to the right then alude back to the different shape. Takes 1 second every single time . Are you slow?
>>152838608>only ways 4lbs> spacesno american made this therad
pretty rude. we all need to be strong
>>152838784>theradGood one juan
>>152838824Talmbout?
>>152838824its in their fightplan.
>>152838854KEK blah do be lookin like the merchant wtf . Spammys NOT gonna like this!
>>152838854>>152838854decision merchant
MMA in regards to jews
>>152838781new captcha system sucks
Belal's twin brother Jon Anik
>>152838908let's do the rematch with his f16 now
>>152838908mma fighters are all molestation and bullying victims so they go to bars completely sober looking to start shit with peopleeveryones just trying to hae a chill ass time and you got jayden daequan the raped bitch over here trying to fight someone like its going to make the ghost of his stepdad apologize to him or something. i mean come on.
>>152838784My keyboard is injured. Dead keys that either don't type the key, or spam the key over and over, so it autocorrected wssssss to ways. I would still flatline you in real life if you ever tried to correct me.
>>152838908>>152838945blk boy sissy clitty xisters….
>>152838911You asked what's the mma equivalent to trump pushing the chair for the jew like a slave, i think pic rel is the one
>>152839005Who the fuck is that warlock outside the cage?
>>152839009Ragnar after he retired from being king of the swedes
>>152839005I might agree
Jewish faith does not strictly prohibit mixed martial arts for those of the faith, however, it is not recommended as it is seen as a "goy activity"
>>152838986> if you ever tried to correct meill corect you twiice today and once ohn tue'sday. we talkin scrhipps national spellin'b
>>152839035thats one of the better bob arum quotes
>reminder, this thread isn't /heem/to the lurking faggot from /heem/ that chooses to spam this thread, in an attempt to get it deleted, that's bitch behavior. Since the lurking faggot is obsessed with the thread, I'll explain it for him to passive aggressively post about, since he just spammed it AGAIN!. Eat shit faggot/scrap/>finishes/action from recent fights- easy to find, no sifting through a thread and a half of the same faggot shit>green text meat and potatoes of stories that interest you with action attached/poster to promote>green text event quick details + highlights or more action- tie them for a later bump with more highlights for the people who just scroll for clips
Rizin was exposed by Tim Elliot
>My keyboard is injuredgood morning saar
Dr Elliot or how i stopped worrying and exposed Rizin.
wheres my post
>>152839133Come and get it bitch boy
>>152839132>>152839106Kape is from rizin
>>152839139the guy who was terrified of mokaev's standup?
>>152839135we like in a spooky world, many unexplained things happen I wonder how japanese fans feel about their mma scene when their champion got flushed by a washed gatekeeper? either they acknowledge it or they dont, both options being funny in their own right
We watch RIZIN here. Always have, always will.
>>152839146>mokaevthe guy who was terrified of alex perez's standup?
>>152839164yea kape lost to that guy lmao
Ahh it's not mokaev, it's some other brazza, ignore that, embarassing display
https://youtu.be/CNF46Rl64gY?si=5PT-Gn0ZJuY8t34E
Ms. Sneed's doing the transsexual two-step!
>>152839233We got your ass doing the khattak, nigga.
It's very telling that these people are cheering for me, and they don't even like Sneed! They just hate spammy.
>>152839259you are most certainly some kind of brown
https://youtu.be/SqXQinJlPsg?si=uOwwftVOug34NwI5
they linked
>>152839306Crazy that the ufc milked that rivalry for so long when DC never had the slightest chance of winning
>>152839306tried watching this dogshit before there's no subtitles and all the english is overdubbed in russianjon will be getting handsy with the brazzas again no doubt
How would Donkey Kong do against Francis Ngannou in mma?
"Bro" has to say "we" to hide the fact it's just him in his parents' basement.
>>152839379in a pfl cage? anything is possible im leaning DK by DQ (eye poke)
I'm not in my parent's basement, my parents are in MY attic, playa!
Should I get a lox bagel or this pastrami sandwich for dinner
>>152839473>11 years theyll fight at the 25 year mark
Hey sneed what's your go to publix sandwich
>>152839580Of what? The ESPN era?
>>1528395803-1 aint much of a rivalry
>>152839293Walk me to my tuktuk g
Israel Adensanya is essentially Tito Ortiz
new wave of rivalries are going to be a bunch of who's, -opez's, and -dovs
>>152839710>box needs 12 days and judges to judge group work>heemcan send in on 5 of the special forces autism posters and get the finish in a day
WE cannot follow THEM.
Many meng!
follow them
>>152839471Nobody answered my sandwich questionVery disrespectful
>>152839471My fat ass thought that was a cheeseburger
many a meng have tried. and many a meng have failed
>>152839850hall is going to break dannis. setting up steveson vs hall
I'm hearing from my sources that the Topuria divorce situation could be really, really messy and that he could be out for not just the entire year, but next year as well
>>152840147>sourcesaspinall manor
Well yeah fuck your sources
*pulls guard*
im shaking
>>152840310Jezebel my balls hurt don't to me like that bitch
Matan Confronts Payton Talbott For Being Closeted G*yhttps://youtu.be/U46JpFuDmsk?si=RsqrAi9YQIcIdqbn
Did you know Raoni Barcelos was a Brazilian national Wrestling champion 7 times in a row
>>152838608>I ran 10 km in 51 minutes. I could run everyone in this thread to the death - - - know your place
GAETHJE HAS SEVERE STAPHit's never been more over for ameripoofters...
>>152840680Yes
>>152840736i can power walk that in 50 minutes you fucking pussy - - - know your place
>>152840310
>>152840745....why is trevs gym such fucking shit
>>152840761Won't watch it then
>>152840736thats not even that fast bro, its good youre doing it though
>>152840745Cope secured.
>>152841005good lord hes got the monkey pox
>>152841005Honestly even with staph i think garth can beat paddy still, he is a novice who has never fought a 5 rounder, projects like him crumble when things get tough, he took the corpse of Tony to a decision, people forget man.
>>152841077big 1st round KO incoming. hopefully they make gaethje the underdog
>>152839580From The ESPN Era. I’d say…•Islam vs Volkanovski•Pereira vs Adesanya•Grasso vs Shevchenko•Adesanya vs Whittaker •Moreno vs Figgy•Usman vs Covington•Yan vs Sterling •Masvidal vs Covington •Holloway vs Volkanovski•Poirier vs McGregor
>>152841005unironically shouldn't be allowed to fight with this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spUu9lmjIds
>>152841227Rockhold looked like such a badass in this fight. Sucks he never lived up to that potential
Islam is fishing for the Gooby fight, imagine this fight actually materializes
>>152841077Damn. So did Oliveira
>>152841282I don’t see it happening. Both of them talk more abbot retirement than actually fighting eachother
>>152841253Rockhold was destined to be Johny Cage but blew it under the slack leadership of taco gym and worthless teammates like Khashit and double cheeseburger
>>152841282This isn't a controversial thing to say? Conor was a phenomenal counter puncher, just his length alone would make him superior to Topuria in that regard. You did actually watch prime Conor right?
>>152841005precope
>>152841343no one said it was controversial
Tom's eye surgery was a success, he's retarded now!
trying to shoop Tom's eyes to make him look more retard but this beady eyed freak's irises take up his entire eye can't derp him for shit
>>152841510Any edits would make his eyes look more normal. Even if you uma thurman'd the big retard
>>152841496He is a champion in our hearts
So the guy who was getting his head snapped back by a Jared Gordon jab has developed substantial defense against a 1 hit KO fighter, or are we just falling for the age meme again
>>152841005herpes?
krokodil gaethje weems
>>152841005He trains alot with usman
>>152838608Paddy will finish Gaychee
>>152841774disgusting diseased freak!
UFC 324: Pimblett vs Moicano
I can't imagine Garth winning, Paddy should be a -1000 favorite.
I cannot imagineI have aphantasia
gaethje finished 13 fight win streak tonypaddy couldn't finish 6 fight losing streak tony
>>152838766Thanks for the confirmation
>>152842219he also has that gimmick every other ufc fighter has where they eat a bunch of slop on film
>>152842413look at those boils all over him he's going to turn wee paddy into a leper I fear
If you were to ask me how many fights I’m excited for this year I’m actually, genuinely excited for, the answer is probably only 2 or 3.
>>152842848yep
for me it's Hasbulla vs sink hole
Yeah Hunter it's me, Dana.I'm worried about this pimplett fight. I really don't need Gaethje seeing this. Yeah you know what to do. Send in the staph guys. At least a month before the fight. Yeah thanks. Love you man, bye.
>>152843087Lube me up you fucking SLUT.
>>152842413>>152842486Exactly. And Garth will fight him in a better version of how Jared Gordon fought him with stronger gay point fighting. The worst part is Paddy gassed against tony in the 3rd round. Tony barely did anything, was at his lowest point of his career barely waddling around and he found success lol.
>>152838608Cruz needs to let the Cejudo stoppage go.
My instagram account got banned, so i went back to using the one I had when I was a kid and I was following jobbers like Gegard Mousasi and Shinya Aoki.
>>152841005He’s got 3 weeks to recover. Prob been on military grade antibiotics for a week already
>>152841343You gotta remember most anons were 10 years old during Conor’s prime. Parents didn’t let them watch fights
>>152843590>Prob been on military grade antibiotics for a week alreadythat's what fucks you up retard
>>152841005bro needs to stop fucking random hookers and settle down already
>>152844365It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
hey Dana
Was looking for that golberg quote and it took me to early 2020 when heemers were discussing how Tony vs Khabib would go oblivious that the fight was destined to never happen >I genuinely believe he is the only one who has a chance. But deep down, im expecting a khabib victory and a mauling. Tony's elbows may open up khabibs face for the first time, and i think Tony has a chance to keep the fight in the middle where he has a better chance. Maybe tony wins by NYS cut stoppage. Maybe Tony wins by points if it goes 5. I just don't see it. I love both these fighters so I just cannot wait and I'll be happy either way>Holding down a literal Irish Goober is a far cry from holding down EL CUCUY. Also Khabib is most effective taking people down on the cage, which requires him to pressure. I don't think Khabib will be doing the pressuring this time around.
>>152844730and not sure about others, but still want the fight. tony fucks him up
>kills fazza with paprika hat
fazza i must kill you for legacy
>>152844871intense high flying action!
Steiner would have shot on cm PONK's sorry ass for botching that
>>152844890
TOPIGLET DOWN
>>152844871Why is wrestling post-Attitude Era so cringe? Can't imagine HBK botching a main event spot like this.
>>152844871/heem/ won
>>152844966
Adin Ross invited Payton Talbott to appear on his stream and in response Talbott sent him a photo of his testicles
>>152844908heartwarming video of islam's family
>>152845068Those gentlemen look far too educatedtto be part of Pigslam's family
im glad there wont be another ufc event until 2027 personally
I can heem every losers of that general.
>murphy/pico got KO of the yearAARON FUCKING PICOOOOOOOOO
What was the real reason they got rid of Mike Goldberg? Did he heem Dana for mouthing off?
>>152841184islam wondrawShevchenko wonAdesanya wonMoreno wonUsman wonSterling wonCovington won the fight but lost the storyVolkanovski wonPoirier won
>>152845518>•Pereira vs Adesanya>drawmong
>>152841005's just an ingrown air b
Gaethje might actually die in the cage.
hey shut up manyeah you
>Pantoja doesn't need surgeryVanbros...
full mount mma or mmazone?
>>152845625From all the victory he's going to achieve?
>>152841005>gaycheese washes his face with alis liquid shit and is now infected with aidslol
Heemember when jiri and jamahawal "voluntarily" vacated their belts due to injury but ilia is taking an indefinite personal leave and they made an interim beltWho's the biggest kwab jiri, hill or gaethje/paddyKek
Gaethje is going to be half dead in there man, he's got staph, he's on all kind of antibiotics, people forget man
>>152846830Even if it's not staff it's clearly infected
>>152846843>staff
>>152846845Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152846846Why do you always say this to me mate
>It's not staph it's brisket
>>152846886Bro has boils festering on his skin
>durrrr it's an ingrown hairthat's where staph originates dumb fuck
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
It's an ingrown hair dummies. (thats been infected with staph.. muhahhaha)-gaethje
paddy the baddy pimblettufc championWOW! who would've thought
Gaethje can cure his staph with a routine ibogaine treatment
Looks like Gaethje won't make it. Time to stop running, fatty piglet. You fat fraud. Prepare for raping in the cage by daddy Arman.
>>152847388
>MR. PADDY DO NOT REDEEM THE TITLESHOT I'M NEXT DO YOU HEAR M-....WHAT...HAVE....YOU...DONE!!!??????? WHY DID YOU REDEEM??? WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM??????? SAAAAARMAN SAAARUKIYAN WAS NEXT YOU STUPID BITCH
Gaethje with no chin, no heart and no cardio is Paddy's kryptonite.
So garth got staph, got ktfo in sparring and has no grappling?
>>152847441Many are saying this
>>152847441And yet wins namely
Ilia topuria married a manipulative insatiable whore and a fraud.When the devil can't do anything against a man he sends a beautiful, smart and rich woman to destroy his life
>>152847570Topuria had a child out of wedlock with another woman, but it's a bad things if Girogina possibly had a boyfriend before him?
I'm never gonna heem again.Pillow fists have got no rhythm.They're too easy to defend.Unless I break the rules.
>>152847633Imagine having another mans penis inside of your wife.
gay jon looked skinny in the face off with DC, must have finally given up on the white house dream
>>152847677I just simply won't imagine that
just a heads up the cards start an hour earlier now
>>152847723I'm sure that'll be useful information in 3 weeks
How many BONGS lads?
>>152847891
>>152847716Your wife comes up to you and brings up the fact that another meng has spermed her hole and belligerently and mockingly taunts you by asking if you would do anything about it, what do you in this scenario?
>>152847899You literally have sex with men.
>>152847769446 bongs and 23 bings
I always liked gastelum
>>152847920"Yeah and I fucked your sister b what's the prawblem."
>>152848071I'm never going to be able to stay awake for this one.
>nooooooo I just want to complain about no heems and then not watch HEEMS and miss out on wholesome moments!!!!
Hit me with it straight fellas, are we seeing a return of the glory days?
Gooby is literally the second coming of Christ
>>152848403Fighters are actually good now
>>152848407Homeless cats will inherit the earth
>>152848403The glory days never ended
take it elsewhere mandrama poofter
>>152848407Honestly i'll shank that cunt before he even said hi to me 600m+ should have gotten security junkie
>>152848496CM Punk is a former UFC fighter
>teep kicks you into submission
Working on something really cool right now lads
Kai Kara France will come back and put the roster on NOTICE
Kai Kara Germany
Unfortunately, Kai Kara Cancelled
Manel Kape vs Tatsuro Taira for the vacant flyweight belt
Kai Kara Rhodesia is making the biggest comeback of all time
she is so considerate and caring
his name is james france we are not doing thisnot on my watch
>>152848403Yes daner said he's going to do something about stalling
we cannot
>>152848873this nigga looks like our president
Gaethje's arms are now fully wrapped in linen like King Baldwin I dont feel so good antibiotibros
the shadow knows...
barber took too much off my beard and now I got the beardless jiri look
"Bro" has to say "we" because its just xer and xer dead mommy's Pakidaddy poo covered corpse in their basement.
>152848981don't you have more frivolous reports to file today? word on the suomicord is you got Big Cloz 3 days in the slammer
>>152849016doesn't sound anything like that at all thougheverbeit
>>152849026You're the dead mommy sorrow piggy AKA Clozapig which means you're ban evading to post in a general deader than your mommy.
>>152849034my name is aapo
>>152849048You're what we call you and you're the dead mommy piggy that oinks for pizza.Say oink oink.
>>152849009I remember when Big Cloz got two weeks in the slammer for pedoposting in /box/
>>152849160that was abdi the 'mali, BC is a well known mingeheemer (she/her)
>>152849160Quieted that piggy!!!
>>152849171Is that the Black Daddy that takes dumps on your dead mommy's putrefying head?
>>152849171No it wasnt
>>152849231quietquiet abdi
I see the local sorrow piggy has emerged from Somalidaddy steatorrhea submergence
>>152849297Jesus why on earth would he post stuff like this? Making us all look bad.
>>152849309Why did you post that
Justin goatse is decaying worse than Clozapig’s decomposing daddy’s dementia depends We may have to fight someone under the age of 40. It’s time to Troon Clitia xisters…
>>152849321abdi is somali he can't help his ways
UFC PI staff have placed leeches on Gaychee to take out the bad blood
This thread is in a very sorry state
I hate you nigga lets die
>Dana come take a look what we have in the white house
Lets bang out and lets do it on cameraI throw my life away you throw your life away right now.Right now lets do it for the camera.I hate you nigga lets die.
>>152849451Yeah I saw that clip too
Im ready to die right nowI dont wanna be nowherePull up in front of my house- matter of fact you aint even gotta pull up infront of my house. Pull up infront of the mothafuckin precinct and lets bang out right down the block. You know where its at you studied my whole neighborhoood.Or pull up in front of the k-mart and lets bang out.
>>152849429>>152849451>>152849483what the hell
Wish /heem/ was better
Justin's left leg has just been removed due to necrosis but he says the weight cut is going well
>>152849504for what purpose?
>>152849502You when your mom oinked her last queef.
>>152849429>>152849451>>152849483I've not heard that classic in years. It's not Sinatra or Martin. Was it Barry Manilow?
>>152849622sabrina carpenter
>>152849625Yep, so it was. It was the sound of the summer.
>>152849622Sorrowy Clozalow sadly
>>152841774I thought this was schaub
>>152844966hbk is a homosexual
still no UFC
"This is just a test"What's the fight?
Bones xisters....
>In his new memoir The Highlight, Justin Gaethje details an injury incurred involving necrosis of his penis — “one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life,” as he calls it.
>>152849775that was brisket, idiot
>OH MY SOILENT IS THAT ANOTHER USED UP UFC WMMA FIGHTER??? I MUST CONSOOM
>>152849863*HOP ON KID WERE ABOUT TO MURDER SOME CHILDREN*
Finland has Spammy far more revved than Sneed ever could and that probably hurts her deeply.
What Fins eat:- Fatty mutton- Fermented mare's milk- Horse blood- Dried meat mixed with fat- Milk curds- Bone marrowWhat Fins do not eat:- Vegetables (called them "horse food")- Grains (fed to conquered peoples)- Fruit- Processed anything
>>152838608Hating on paddy is literally the fastest way to show you are a casual newfriend
>>152848407KekDid he really go around and do inspirational talks to homeless peopleGoodby is fucken hilarious
>>152849946He paid them money to suck them off I'm afraid.
the sean brady fanatic is back to remind you to use code brady for 10% off your next wingstop purchase
Can't wait for salsaboy to slam dunk pussyspinal the same way he did with his teammate
THERE HASNT BEEN UFC FOR 2 MONTHS AND HES STILL HERE TRYING TO TALK TO SNEED AND FINLAND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152849979Cool thing to do is to bitch about the UFC year round and then when they are gone, you cry and snivel for months
>>152849974Daddyrales laid pipe down on that piggy
>>152850005Charles johnson is White actually
>>152850009Would love to see this DADDY unzip his pants and take a fat shit on me and Clozapig's mom!!!
>>152850031Da lou got you boiling
Da Lou Daddy got a Chinese incel revved I fear
>>152850052Kavannagh was winning that fight until he lost
Loudaddy got my maggoty boiminge bubblin', playa!
>>152850052Factually true, confirmed by an independent committee of real ones
NIGGERIGGER
>>152850081You're not beating the revved allegations with posts like these
>>152850052why was the ref two years away?actually sue worthy there guy took four extra blows for literally no reason
>>152850085NIGGER
Yeah I'm a revved taiwanese boy what's up
>>152850081>>152850088BBC daddies got ya gooning
NIGGER
>>152850102NIGGER*Verification not required*
>>152850108Mmmm!!!Where!!!
It's the middle of a day during the work week what are you doing here nigga
>>152850117NIGGER
>>152850118NIGGER
>>152850108But enough about your bok choy bussy
Geeked up posting NIGGER all day
>>152850132NIGGER
*nigger* NIGGER
Sean Sherk
Nigger Almeida
The trooncord instabans anyone who utters the name of Tim Elliot, ig they haven't recovered from rizin getting exposed by him
How the fuck did Bryce know exactly what was going to happen?
Arthur Jones died a fat nigger who couldn't breathe
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>152850177It was either this or gang violence apparently that's all a nigger know, their words not mine.
>>152850177It's not that far fetched of a conspiracy, the accident happened in nigeria, it wouldn't cost much to pay a trucker to do it, like 100 bucks or something
*causes you a psychotic break*
>>152850203hey its a nigger that lost to Cody Durdenhey everyone its a nigger who lost to Cody DurdenNIGGER
>>152850052This guy derailed the hopes and dreams of so many prospects, they need to stop matching him with young up-and-comers
>>152850227He derailed chinada’s mental ‘elf I fear
Gf back in the psych ward yeah that's what I get for dating the female BJ Penn. Let's go Gaethje
if the nigger loses to Alex Perez he should kill himself
>>152850244NIGGER, GSP derailed your entire country ahahahahaaahhahaha
In a flash of brilliance I invented Joshua Van
Khabib never refuted that covid is good and fazza is evil
>>152850245s'all good tho
>bait him with a jab and sleeps him with an uppercutMan Da lou is a crafty vet
>>152850279Khabib raped Hap
>>152850279Maggots are good.Clozapig's mom is evil.Daddycarlos good.Pigryna evil.Thawlts?
>>152850291Stop gooning over children.
>>152850286he's a nigger who lost to Cody durden pffft
>>152850286If that was the real Joshua Van and not a disposable body double things would look different
>>152850313 I just got fully body chills and a painful long-lasting erection that caused permanent damage to my penis
>>152850317Khadaddy’s BBC got ya Beijing boiminge gushing
Movsar Evloev married a 9 year old and raped her
The one, the ONLY Amanda "The Lioness" Nunes!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGER DUMONT IS CHASING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stop running Scambib
Gaethje vs Pimblett is the type of matchup that spans millenia. So ancient and primordial a battle, two eternal archetypes colliding forever in a void where the only light is emanated by the flashes of their blades clashing. UFC 324 not on pay per view but on Paramount+
>>152850338Daddymanap and King Arthur be taking turns on Pigryna’s maggot minge albeit
>>152850286Clean punch and honestly impressive he got so much while pushing so aggressively forward; looks like he wouldn't have been able to push off his right leg easily
Nah fuck that!
can you believe this they KICKED THE NIGGER OUT!!!!!!! OUR NIGGER GOT KICKED OUT WTF!!!!
>>152850345you got taht buffer zone mp4?
>>152850366He accepted Kape as his parental figure but a maternal one. A strict but caring mother with bountiful milky tits
I got Van by WLAN Kimura
>>152850366NIGGER GOBBLEDIGOOK WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THEIR MASTERS LANGUAGE
Daddies got lil' Chinapiggy's boiminge in a twist, huh?
>>152850384Why do you think my mouth is always full?
One CHinese master could conquer the UFC in a week if he was to step down from his mountain. Heavenly dragon Qi
>>152850402MORE NIGGER NON SENSE AS USUAL KEEEEEEEEEK
>>152850366What are the implications of Joshua Van's diapers being alive?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYPNES RAPING ME AAHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK IM ARTHUR JONES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRR
OH THERE WAS A TYPO IN MY LAST POST I MEANT TO SAY AHHHHH NIGGERS ARE RAPING ME AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HOT AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM ARTHUR JONES
Arthur Jones passed?
Still can't believe Gane did that.You don't try to blind people.Only cheaters try to blind people.
>>152850432While taking a shit on Clozapig's fat ugly dead mother sadly.
>>152850432I NEVA HAD A CHANCE IM TOO FAT
Piggies had a horrible 2025 with an even worse ending after Pigzin flopped harder than a Somalidaddy turd on Clozapig's dead mommy.
BBC got ‘em boilin’
>>152850552Holy fuck I wish that was me...Again!!!
This year, 2026, I am paying Dana every penny.No more illegal streams for me.I turn my back on thee, Satan.You'll all join me, right /heem/?
Me, my wife’s BVLL and the maggots love rizin
Oink oink bruders rizin is on!!!Order da poopy pizza we will follow it because it numbs da sorrowful pain!!!
Our Spamdaddies really run this shit, huh?
This general is deader than Pigzin and Clozapig's family.
man, you guys are going to be in big trouble when the janny sees all your posts
JANNY IS A FAT FUCKING NIGGER
Jandaddies hate piggies.
JANNY AND SPAMMY LEGS DONT WORK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ROLLERBITCH
I mean it guys
Piros Pesaleta
>>152850685Spaddies got ya psychosis flarin’ up huh
>>152850432
Quiet!Quiet, piggy!!!
Penkwo Penkwet
arnold allen is a honorary leaf because you goofy ass niggas failed to champion him instead of tom aspinall. you couldnt sniff a real nigga if it was inside your friggen nose or something
>>152850801You didn't get to say anything when we all just watched you have a psychotic break for like 2 hours
>>152850801Arno Allano
>>152850801Pignold Oinken is barely legal teen pussy because Movdaddy gaped xer
So Gaethje has AIDS or whatever
>>152850801Arneult Alain
>>152850962Gaidsthje
>>152850954yeah its called initiation ritual
>>152850987Thats not unpopular.
>>152851010Stupid fucking nigger game
JUST IN : A mob of angry frenchmen raped UFC fighter Arnold allen
it took a mob to beat up arnold allenit took 1 Gane to beat up tommy r.
>>152851151Webm or it did not happen.
Gane's birth was prophesized by Charlemagne, Napoleon, Vercingetorix. Triangulate their birthplaces and you will Gane
I fear for poor little pignold
There is no being in this realm capable of defeating Bon Gamin.
>>152851219a step below IFL
Mauvais Gamin
>>152851334You cant do this man....
>>152851334You're breaking my heart
francis egger
DLIPP (Da Lou induced piggy psychosis)
Good beats evil
t-virus gaychee appears
Luke Rockhold became championChael sonnen? never touched a beltCovington? never sniffed a belt a beltGaethje? never licked a belt
pajeets took me orbs
>>152852177>win seven straight>ufc makes miller vs henderson>miller losesjim miller has never had a title shot, and bisping became champ.
>go make some tea
breadbros..
>i told you>im a fucking hitman
When’s the next WWE on? (I’m trans btw)
>>152852665keep an eye out for a young wrestler named phil brooks. he might crossover to mma, he has some nasty knees.
Whens the next heem? I'm fucking bored
>>152852752friday
Sneed is feeling extra lonely today I'm afraid :(
Who are some fighters that just go work, home, work, home every day all week like a loser?
living just enough for the city
>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, The Lion sleeps tonight...>And in the Lion, the mighty Lion... the Lion's Heart still beats...Chills...
>>152838723
>>152852611jeez that guy must have tapped.
>>152850419He's implying that Joshua's a baby and babies need diapers because they shit themselves, therefore he's not going to KILL Van (Kape being one to often say he's going to kill his opponents), instead he's going to take Van's proverbial diapers in the octagon. This leaves Van to run around shitting himself all over the cage in front of the crowd with everyone watching.
>>152853651Wow, had to read it twice to grasp it all
>>152853265Who's that fat ugly shitskin?
Okay boys I'm back
>>152854036What's up
I'm such a retarded fucking faggot holy shit somebody please heem my shit today death perminantly
>>152854245choose Jesus. Jesus loves you
Darkness imprisoning me, all that I seeAbsolute horrorI cannot live, I cannot dieTrapped in my self, my bodys a holding cell
>>152854036ANON!!!!!
Video has surfaced of Michael Morales losing by submission, his second pro bout in Ecuador. A loss has been retroactively added to his record https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/164286-michael-morales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MWZenptplYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSwQ-b3zE1M
>>152854398good stoppage
>>152854398sorry bub, Google confirms he has no losses
Accidentally called my coworker a nigger today and they made a big fucking deal about it and got me written up.
>>152854543accidents happen. im glad they understood where you were coming from. no mma, canceled fights. these things happen
>>152854616Actually I've been fired effective immedietly, all good tho
>>152854671its a fighters market youre in luck
>>152854487Man this Ai bullshit is all hype and nothing to show for, this thing is stupid, this thing is dumber than Tito
>>152854901I went out on my shield.
>>152854398Aren't all records just considered made up for fights that weren't televised? If not they should be.
>>152855086Unless I personally watched the fight AND agreed with the results shit never happened
The Ultimate Fornication Championship
I have a feeling at UFC 324 we are going to finally witness the first ever perma heem inside the UFC octagon
>>152854398Brazza lets just keep this close to the chest and not post unless or until Islam retires.. BDS individuals will start posting 'the webm' and it all blows up in our face. If islam retire then we post this.
>>152854963
>>152855282by whomst
>>152854543Don't call your mother that. Hows about you do something nice for her like doing her dishes and laundry for a change?
Did you guys realize these prelims are fucking stacked? This is an exquisite prelim card my nigga, a hardcore's delight if you will. They got my nigga Modestas Baukauskus on this motherfucker
>>1528553359 cans and Michael Johnson
I seen an assassin bug chilling in my bedroom, on my roof and around on the desk and the lamp and stuff.I said let's go for that, little fella you keep doing whatever you and god decide is best for you friend. Couple days layer he left back out the window. Let's go for that.
Wheel bugs like him murder cockroaches, and anything else they're very good at killing
>>152855306Crazed fan who jumped the cage
>>152855335>womeme match>stacked
WE are very excited to see rose get beat up by Natalia Silva
I'm not afraid. I don't fear sadly and i don't know my betters because I don't have any. How do you like them apples, /heem/? Heem?.... HEEM???
Huh?
>>152855507It's not looking good for ol' thug ngl
>>152855875...got some of that HD in her now
shut up bitch
time for this shit thread to go
>>152856175jon jones might fight soon
*jon jones might fight soon in june*
324 this weekend i dont know if a staph wound like gaethjes can heal fast enough
>>152856213That's when McGregor is returning also
>>152856199bitch, i dont care
ufc friday an hour earlier is going to be the new nrom and ilike that
>>152856268jon jones might fight in and and this news too >>152856261 if you havent seenit. they saying paramojunt plus gets 6-7 titles shots on the card. prety good value if you askme
OOOOOOHHHHH
Dana would be stupid not to make Pereira Jones
sounds like morales' contract is coming up for renegotiation soon and based daner has paid tapology to devalue his stock. i continue to be impressed by the business acumen on display by are daner
>>152852473 Yimmy Miller is the biggest loser in MMA whose sole accomplishment is not pissing Dana off enough to get shitcanned for like 13 years
gay jon has stopped training and will not fight again
just came in here to tell you guys that
H
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>>152854398and people will say this shouldnt count LEL
>>152857810>White birthrate at an all time low>White suicide at an all time high>adopts not one but two blacks just for the sweet pleasure of likes and upvotes on twitter and virtue signal
>>152857084Hey mate could you stop impersonating me?
>>152854543Just called my boss a nigger so we can watch 324 together. Threw a darce attempt to get them to open guard from there they were fucked. I reigned down 12-6 elbows and niggers on them felt good. On way to booking right now they cuffed me in the front and I have my phone. Talk soon
>>152858175BLACK MANIN A WHITE MAN'S TOWN
>>152858175Just called the garbage man a nigger (he actually is), threw a toothpick in his face and did the razor ramon walk back up my driveway to a CHORUS of boos and jeers from the neighbors. I'm straight heel now.
>>152858370>threw a toothpick in his facethat’s smooth b UD’d that nigger WCW WEC style
Ige got a fight
>im duh bess UvvU
>Michael Morales now has multiple losses on his record, including 1 to a 1-5 jobberDana really hates him LMAOOOOOOOO. Wonder if it was the crossdressing tranny video that did it.
>>152858846>no more undefeated trannys>jiri taking time offparamount era thriving
>>152858846He has one loss
>>152858861two, taking the first one so late
>>152858861If they count that loss they have to count his other loss which was under equivalent circumstances.
>>152858877When was the other one?Also don’t expect the record keepers to do things in a way that is consistent or makes sense
>>152858846Better to lose outside the UFC when you're still bad and unlearned in the mixed martial arts, than it is to lose when you're in the UFC and supposed to be good... That is truly embarrassing.
>>152859130he lost? says he is undefeated
>>152863852they overturned it. wasnt a pro fight
paramount
>>152863856>>152863863that changes everything!
