Mariners! >>152790941
resd
doyers
trashtro faggot!
berds
o shit mariners thread!
m's need to sign a jap again
>>152840525Fujinami is in the org.
#RapeRickettsWenesday
>>152840788>>152840809Jed's a good GM held back by the owner. It's clear as day now.
mest
>>152840557can they sign this guy named Munetaka Murakami ?
Devin Sweet is OFF the market to the Red Sox. Update the top 50 please.
>>152840988the devin sweetstakes is over? stove just got a little bit colder
Jed is the best gm in thel eague...cope!!
Okamoto. Cease...see ya in the World Series ;)
Jed'em son
Kk skub
uhhh anyone ever seen this hat for sale?
>>152841156i asked grok and it told me to invade malaysia
>>152841156wew thinking i may have found my hat for the '26 season
>>152841239you're treading a fine line...
Guys, football isn't on.
>>152841419pitchers & catchers soon...
my little doyer doodle is rock hard ready to watch NIPPON dominate at the WBC
For me, it's the California Angels
>>152841720They need to go back.
I'm freezing over here
>>152841654i need it
>>152841813Do you got sta have it?
I got sta have baybaw!
>>152841720Based
https://x.com/wilberdata/status/2008288738095321517?s=20>Brian Cashman ordered the cancellation of all the organization’s international pre-agreements.>The Bronx Bombers have begun a restructuring process in which the new international director will be primarily responsible for implementing a revamped international signing system, aimed at restoring legitimacy and transparency to the process.https://x.com/JustBB_Media/status/2008262948171461018>"We’re very likely to put an end to this shortly… My gut this whole time was that [a trade of Marte] wasn’t going to happen, and I think it seems likely that that’s the case."https://x.com/SNY_Mets/status/2008331493148348870?s=20>"Mets will check in on Tucker and if his market is not what he wants it to be, they can swoop in. They could be that team that uses those resources of Steve Cohen to their advantage and say 'hey, here's a shorter offer, but the AAV - the annual average value, the dollars - it's going to be pretty high."https://x.com/DanBartels2/status/2008300785474375956?s=20>With Kyle Tucker’s market possibly nearing short-term status, the Mets have their protection for Juan Soto. The dream in Queens under Steve Cohen is players like Kyle Tucker are attainable. With David Stearns’ shorter-term philosophy — this should be pieced together.https://x.com/BNightengale/status/2008263407267704848?s=20>Houston Astros starter Tatsuya Imai says he won't pitch for Team Japan in the WBC. He wants to get acclimated with his teammates without a disruption during the spring.https://x.com/SleeperMets/status/2008315777401622823?s=20>Will Sammon: “I do feel that Cody Bellinger fits the Mets.”https://x.com/SleeperMets/status/2008313749166268649?s=20>Will Sammon: “The Mets know where they currently stand, they will add.”https://x.com/BRWalkoff/status/2008251238299947496?s=20>The Mets are 'seriously interested' in adding a frontline starter via trade or free agency.
>>152842656>Houston Astros starter Tatsuya Imai says he won't pitch for Team Japan in the WBC. He wants to get acclimated with his teammates without a disruption during the spring.damn the posting system really makes it feel like NPB and their fans get shafted on every single level
>>152842656I wonder what someone like Hunter Greene would cost the Mets. Would Jett Williams as the headliner get it done?
>>152842656David Stearns will reignite the stove (2026 was always the plan).
>>152842832no
>>152842832yes
>be me>board tourist from /biz/>come into /mlb/>say the stupidest, most inflammatory shit>leave
oh shit this might not suck
Who are the interest kings of baseball?
>>152843976felix hernandez
Alex Manoah will save the Angels
>Tatsuya Imai said he chose No. 45, in part, because Gerrit Cole and Zack Wheeler are pitchers he looks up to and both of them wear 45.
I’m starting to think baseball might not be coming back
I'm on the lookout for baseball.
>>152844669It’s… over?
dodgers fans share a team with mia khalifa
>>152845151i fucked her
>>152845030i wish i had a well-appointed concrete weather bunker to just hang out and monitor the sky all day. i'd need one by the ocean, one in the mountains, and one in the desert. i would listen to baseball games on the radio and call into sports radio stations after the game
>>152845280sound like you should become a fire spotter in Oregon or something
Cubs have the hot hand.
kek scuba
>Cubs>Cubsa>Cusba>Csuba>ScubaCould I make it more obvious?
>cuba
>>152845743Back to >>>/pol/ Rubio
turns out my team was never gonna sign someone “big”..lol…
>>152843535NBC does a really good job with their sports coverage, it’s not surprising they’re going for Jason. It should be a good product
>>152846062lma...o
I don’t know how Imai’s career will go but he’s just obviously going to be good next year at the very least. I wonder how much of his market never shaping up had to do with his talent and how much it had to do every MLB team colluding before the next CBA.
>>152846062iktfb
that funky muncy
>>152841239I actually like that hat quite a bit
today was slow... and that's okay! b-baseball will return in 46 days.
>>152846305praise be
>>152846062How is that funny
>>152846062fucking KEK!!
>>152846584Titty
>cubes
>>152846584>team named Anaels>posts titties
>>152846786Sorry, I was out of my mind.There are still Angels fans in Japan.But I.................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb-aYdPXNSs
the blue jays have entered the thread
Reminder Francisco Lindor is a confirmed clubhouse cancer married to a communist.
>>152847387Ah yes Ernie Clement, he'll be relegated to korea in two seasons and never be heard of again
>>152847457spare any pemmican?
>>152847465HereI put some nutmeg on it
Good morning folks.
gm mariners nation
>>152847475>>152847480Gay mets lad
>>152847465Is the CSA fielding a team for the WBC?
>>152847559Yes but its all white so has already been eliminated
A Twinkie is a sandwich
>>152847767this+tastykake=win
>>152847559>>152847718Yes, but they have all the good players.
Breaking news! The Yankees have kidnapped Alex Cora and are holding him on charges of conspiracy to steal second base.
>>152847387BillsJays :)
gimme dat birch beer mmm yummy
>>152847767youre thinking of the twinkie wiener sandwich
>>152848000why is he looking at me like that?
>>152847767*christmas movie
>>152847767I'm something of a twinkie myself
>>152848138I can haz cream?
soon
good morning mariners nation. 45 days until the first spring training game.
>any stovies in this thread that can keep a girl warm? :)
Test
>>152848312"No."
They're moving to Nashville. Good. I look forward to worthless Royals fans committing seppuku. Kansas City has always been a football town.
>>152845291more likely to spot a fire there than IN THE FROZEN STOVE THIS OFFSEASON
no…
>>152848614bobby witt jr is the greatest athlete in the history of kansas city sports
>>152842683WBC is just irrelevant no matter how much people hype it
>>152848614They don’t play in Kansas thougheverbeit
KC is a baseball town albeit
The Oakland Royals
>>152848655He's not even half as good as Mahomes.
>>152847811And a massive advantage cuz they can just own the players.
>>152848728Many are saying this.
dodgers wonhttps://www.chosun.com/english/sports-en/2026/01/07/KYD4BTUFWNBLZDE4WMVF22DK6E/
Cubs = Onions Cucks
>>152840827Oh definitely. Anyone that thinks Jed is this issue is unironically a casual fan, and it’s ok to be a casual fan, but you should just shut the fuck up and stop talking. Tom Ricketts and the Ricketts family are a bunch of pussies from Omaha and they don’t give a fuck about the Cubs beyond the wealth they can extract from the team
hellokill all gaysbaseball
>>152848729Mahomo sucks he didn’t even make the ploofs
who the fuck does this dragon lady think she is
Hrrk!
>>152848312>>any stovies in this thread that can keep a girl warm? :)I kinda look like this but I'm younger :/Also my breasts are slightly bigger (but not really big I always wanted Ds)
>>152849421this can't be true
>>152849515how big is your penis
>>152849577>>152849597??? Lol wut, I'm a woman
>>152849628dafaq?
>>152847457If he was the clubhouse cancer, why did the other guy he was beefing with get traded away instead?
>>152849421not my type
>>152849421Billie dodge
rich nigga 8 figure that's my type(THAT'S MY TYPE NIGGA THAT'S MY TYPE)8 inch big oof that's good pipe(BAD BITCH IMMA RIDE DICK ALL NIGHT)
>not my type
>>152849729I wonder how many bobbleheads she has displayed on her bobblehead shelf.
>>152849736>that triple takegets me every time
We need Ice Spice in a Guardians jersey spongebob style
Hello
I need apoundin'
>>152849814no...NO!!!
gay ass 4chan keeps sending my posts with twitter updates but not actually posting them. it's some kind of hidden filter. anyone else having this issue?
>>152849870is facebook seeing the posts? i tried upvoting but it says youre offline? 404? i d k what it means
>>152849906I'm trying to provide this dead thread with updates from twitter. I post the links and tweets and 4chan accepts the posts, but they don't show up in the thread, yet the post cooldown timer restarts. I tried it 3x. this website is fucked up and held together with glue and duct tape
>>152849964
>Although Cohen has talked up his own personal Mets fandom, several people who have known him for a long time recall him more as a general sports fan or as a Yankees fan. Knicks games have been a more popular social occasion for Cohen than trips to the ballpark, and he even traveled to Indianapolis one year to watch the Knicks play the Pacers in a postseason series in the late 1990s.That snake oil salesman Steve Cohen is NOT a true Met fan! He was just using the franchise to get his casino! He probably has Yankee gear in his room! The same goes for Boy Genius, who has no empathy for the fans and re-signing the fan favorite home-grown players.
>>152842656I can't imagine Tucker's market has dipped to the point he can't get at least 7 years.
>>152849964thanks for trying anyway
>>152850030there are people who unironically think this way and are using Cohen's support for the Knicks in the 90s (30+ years ago) as proof of his disinterest in the Metsit's sad how some people have such a fundamental lack of meaning in their own lives and are just miserable cunts
anyone else taking off work tomorrow to celebrate shohei day?
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6946207/2026/01/06/clayton-kershaw-nbc-peacock-mlb/>Future Hall of Famer Clayton Kershaw is a top studio target for NBC/Peacock’s forthcoming Major League Baseball packageBASED
>>152848614Their stadium is already in the middle of nowhere, who really cares where they play at this point. It'd only suck if it happens at the same time the Chiefs move to Kansas proper so they have the same awkward lot Oakland does where all their teams stadiums are empty and the only thing built around them was a shit ton of parking lots so there's just a big ghost lot taking up half the city
>>152850387NO...no??
>Several small-market teams are suddenly spending all at once, and @Ken_Rosenthal believes it's CBA-related.>"Maybe these teams have been at least nudged in a direction where MLB is like, we're not going to be able to make a strong case when you're pulling this."FUCKING KEK
>>152850583smaller market teams are getting big contracts out of the way before a cap/floor is coming so they'll meet the requirements, bigger teams are holding off on spending since they'd rather wait until a cap makes those ridiculously expensive players more obtainable. Look at how Tucker was projected to be a 400 million for 10 years player, and now he's likely going to have to settle for a cheaper short term deal since the big spenders are holding off this year
>>152849870Er, just screenshot them?
>>152850030https://voca.ro/1eQNqH5bDlNh
>no chadres moves since getting King and Song>apparently they might be trying to get Bassitsure what the hell, I already consider this an "okay" offseason since I don't really think there is as much of a glaring hole in the roster this year compared to losing Profar, Kim, and Higgy last year
>>152850672Isn't your rotation fouled up and incomplete?
>>152850680not them but my hope is Niebla is the person to finally fix Sticks
>>152850680King is back, Musgrove is back, Pivetta is still there, Vasquez is still funny and got better by the end of last season and they have a few low stakes options that can rotate around depending on if they do get another guy. A Bassitt signing would be a perfectly fine way to cap off this rotation assuming at least one of those low stakes guys actually can deal. Like if Triston McKenzie can have a healthy season like his first couple years in Cleveland under Niebla, I'm sure he'll be perfectly fine. That rotation is at least watchable and could be fine. They could also just say fuck it and see if Morejon is willing to be a starter, he's got the endurance for it. I'll only be worried if I hear Matt Waldron or Jhony Brito is taking the mound at any point this year.
>>152850686>>152850756Just to be clear there are only 3 guys right now, correct? I mean before elevating guys from the bullpen? I didn't see Vasquez mentioned in what I had read.
>>152850781Assuming no more signings, the current rotation is Pivetta, King, Musgrove, Vasquez, Sears/Hart.
>>152850781>>152850800the Sears/Hart spot is the one that will probably be up for grabs.Vasquez was extremely lucky last year in terms of ERA to xERA and shit, which probably earns him a spot.
>>152850800FWIW I've thought the last couple offseasons have been bad for the dads but they keep making the playoffs so what do I know?
>>152850843Randy Vasquez is just funny. But also such a weird case, because even during the period of time in the season he was consistently more solid than guys like Cease, Shildt was still too weary to keep him on the mound longer than 4 innings. I think Stammen will be more willing to see how far he's able to go since this is his first year managing and will probably experiment a lot with cases like him, as well as the lineup order and guys Shildt kind of shafted like Campy.
Jays got a boy from nippon Is that bad?
>>152850989as long as he never cramp
>>152850989You're going to FATTEN HIM UP with poutine and timbits.>>152850890>Shildt was still too weary to keep him on the mound longer than 4 inningsUh oh, I'll bet you find out why if he's a regular in the rotation.
I wouldn't be mad if Arraez signed with the Padres again but I would be mad if he was hitting 2nd in the lineup again
Bananabros feasting
>>152851021Obviously Vasquez is inconsistent at times, but even on his good days where he had a low pitch count and was entering the 5th inning only giving up 2 hits throughout the game, Shildt would freak out and go to the pen. Those are the days I questioned his decisions. Meanwhile Cease would have given up 5 runs and was still allowed to go out in the 7th sometimes
let's keep it american cheese related, people
Well if no one wants to buy us, can't Chadres just be public owned by the city kinda like Packers. That was the original plan after Kroc wife giving the team to us. No way this is taking too long than it should be to be sold.
>>152850800they need to add someone.
Tom Ricketts and the pedophile Ricketts family deserves to be pulled apart by horses top kek
We won the Justin Bruihl sweepsgapes
>>152851420keeeek!
>>152851331I always forget about The Founder® connection
We need the kek checker to check these keks for authenticity
I'll be damned if you assholes get one more thing out of me
o kek
>>152851083Sometimes it's smart to take that guy out.>>152851331The west coast is going to be devoid of billionaires soon, it's why I'm getting in on the ground floor buying shares in the future Simplot Spudiners.
>>152851331San Diego will sooner shoot themselves in the foot than risk taxes going up even a 100th of a cent, even if it's for something like the Padres. There are nimbys that think people in San Diego would rather have a little sewage filled creek over an NBA team, imagine if those people had a say in the Padres lol
>1 month until softballThe long wait is almost over bros
just swallowed a yakult. walmart is selling them now. even the most american company on earth is getting JAPPED
>>152851802Name one thing hotter than women.
>>152851843Anthony freakin' Recker....'nuff said!
>>152851802>a bunch of girls immediately retired after the first AUSL seasonany new girls in college/ausl that are coming that I should be looking forward to seeing or is the sport dying?
>>152851908>a bunch of girls immediately retired after the first AUSL seasonHow the hell did that happen
>>152851838I had a Cheerwine for the first time ever and really enjoyed it.
>>152851838Tell me about it. My local 7-eleven now sells """"japanese style"""" egg salad sandwiches with kewpie mayonnaise. Literally "egg salad: japan" dot basedjak dot orf
>>152851883How can a man be hotter than a woman?
>>152852033crying about '''japanese style' egg salad sandwiches'' is a new low
A japanese style egg salad sandwich just defrauded my housing development...
>>152852023>the actual business side wasn't immediately a smash success>some of the teams were REALLY bad, Blaze only won like 1 game>the MLB sanctioned girls baseball league is launching soon and some of the girls probably went to that but i don't feel like checking>between college softball and AUSL, the girls didn't have enough time to much on their girlfriend's carpets and wanted more free time
>>152852199>egg salad sandwiches:l>egg salad sandwiches, but japanese:O
>>152852266I think your world view is pretty fucked up. Japan is a slave tier country with no real military and gets slapped by both the US and China for stupid reasons from time to time.
>>152852236A recipe for success kek
>>152852320you don't know what his worldview is. you're overreacting to a regularly posted meme. lurk more and post less.
>>152852435It's not that hard to see how biased he is. You are now trying to defend him and go like ''i-it's just meme'' as always because I had a point and it annoys you. Have some shame bro.
>>152852435Nuked his ass
>>152852501>meme, japan:l>meme, america >:O
>>152852637That doesn't really make sense but I guess Amerimutts tend to think like memes can be some magical excuse of their retardation when it isn't
>Have some shame bro.
>>152852717I accept your concession
>>152852804
>>152852199I don't think you'll understand but it's just that 7-eleven is considered a bottom barrel tier place to get prepared food, and that egg salad sandwiches are considered the bottommost item in that bottom barrel, so the notion of the store attempting to relaunch such an item as being exotic and exciting (to śoyboys) is as entertaining as it is ridiculous.
>>152852832Please have a meltdown like when dodgers win. We know you are more powerful than this.
7/11 is just shitty gas station food without the gas station attached
>>152852908sometimes they do have a gas station though
>>152852908and thats a good thing. some of my best ass fuckings have been behind a 7/11.
bussy
>>152852706>>152852889you're mad but no one cares or understands why
>>1528528757-eleven has been a Japanese company pretending to be an American company for decades outside of Japan(I don't think you'll understand but I'm pretty sure that's more hilarious than sandwiches) Jap egg sandwiches went viral for some reason and there have been some attempts to make American 7-eleven more ''Japanese style'', not just sandwiches. It's just business and I don't feel anything much about it.
>>152853010God I knew you were going to end up ''u mad''
>>152851843Not the stove that’s for dang sure
>>152852637Keked on ‘im with this one
>>152853015Shouldn’t it be called 7-ereven then?
>>152853109I bet you have a folder just for those pics
>>152853139>I bet you have a folder just for those picsyep
>>152853130Can you read? They are pretending to be American. They don't want piss you off as much as possible. There's still their fake headquarters in Texas IIRC.
>>152853139It’s less of a folder and more of a 20 TB hard drive
>>152853109>>152853176can I borrow that?
>>152853015>It's just business and I don't feel anything much about it.This is the source of your butthurt; your insistence I for some reason feel strongly about egg salad. I just like laughing at weeaboos nipponanon
>>152853176>ethnicWell, that's a shame. I thought it could be ''japs''
>>152853211Indubitably
>>152853235gracias
>>152853216>This is the source of your butthurt; your insistence I for some reason feel strongly about egg salad.lol why? Do you have any idea that Japan is full of convenience stores? They all have the same kind of egg sandwiches and I never really thought about it in my entire life
>>152853211Have a froggyHave two
>>152853226ive been meaning to organize it into subfolders
https://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/2008685472642650566>Blue Jays have "increased their efforts" to sign Kyle Tucker, per @MitchBannon>Re-signing Bo Bichette is increasingly unlikely.https://x.com/MLBNetwork/status/2008685260389916879?s=20>Cody Bellinger is reportedly drawing interest from the Cubs, Yankees, Mets, Dodgers and Giants.https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2008627919606661125?s=20>When asked what the hold up is on free agent position players, Scott Boras said "That's Ross' fault," implying that Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins holds the most power in free agency and once he decides on his plan, the other teams will get to make their moveshttps://x.com/Feinsand/status/2008677753948975502?s=20>Ryne Stanek is drawing interest from a number of teams, per sources, including most of the National League Central.https://x.com/Metsmerized/status/2008604723029692504?s=20>Nolan McLean earned the second‑most votes from MLB execs in early predictions for the 2026 NL Rookie of the Year. >Voting results: >JJ Wetherholt — 13 votes (30.2%)>Nolan McLean — 11 votes (25.6%)>Konnor Griffin — 7 votes (16.3%)
>>152853345Bo needs to get with the program and make a team friendly deal with my Mariners.>>152853336/mlb/ wishes you luck in these endeavors as we shall all be the beneficiaries
>Anaels>fucking kek
>Perry Miniasian >could not out negotiate a literal mini Asian
>>152853216I kinda misread what you are saying but no, I just like laughing at mutts overracting to something like that and saying shit like Japan gets special treatment due to some weebs while pushing amerishit and acting like egoistic tyrants around the world with zero self awareness. Am I clear?
>>152853466Please egg my salad
>>152853466icsamcrn
Gonna miss Bo but if it means Tucker then I guess I can't be too disappointed. Surely Bo won't pop off on another team while Tucker turns to dogshit, right? Right? No way Okamoto and Cease turn out to be flops and the rest of the team regresses, right?
>>152853176Holy based
>>152853466pfma
this japanese flag chimping out isn't doing much to help japanese reputation
>>152854016it's some aussie working for like $3/hr to teach english to second graders. wouldn't think much of it
>>152852236how long before they start asking for equal pay?
I've had one of those japanese egg salad sandos before and it was bretty gud.
Kewpie mayo is gross
>>152853386I don't believe this. As if this dude would have signed with the Rockies if she picked that team's logo lol
I can haz?
>>152854762>I can haz?KEK!!
>>152853466go men acai :(
>>152854888Just so you know it’s possible the Cubs can add both players and stay under the self-imposed $244m CBT threshold…dickwad..
>>152854936Self imposed budget *
imagine how cold 2027 gonna be
>>152854936Sorry sir. I honestly had no idea....
>>152854936kek scuba
>>152855051No. I’m sorry. I am so sorry.
kekFighting over an egg sandwich/mlb/ is peaceful again today.
>>152855319I'm seething over it
>>152855319I donut like animayo Simple as.
there were approximatel 3.5 posts worth reading todayunfortunatelyy i read them allno i will not correct typos.. lol..
>>152855746my american cheese post was the half post, right?
>>152855746i know which ones
I could suck it deep. I need it in my cavity. Ya gotta cock me.. ya just gots ta;;!
>>152855792Let’s give egg salad its due
>>152855792egg salad won that 7/11
>>152855845has anyone ever laughed at this
toronto wall wedgies
>>152855952oh kek, they were mad about that weren't they
psma...pems.....
People don’t value Bo Bichette cos he hits for average and doesn’t walk. It’s the damn computer analytics ruining baseball! Definitely not the fact that he’s a fucking hack in the field and can’t stay healthy
if the yanks lose soto and belly in consecutive years it will actually be hilarious. they are fucked without him
>>152856157But not getting Belli would be like opening up cap space.
>>152856240for what?
>>152856244Entertainment purposes
>>152856244the panic trade deadline rentals when they're 4th in the division
>>152856244Nothing. Hal doesn't want to spend money.
>>152856277>>152856286>>152856293the all sound equally likely
>>152855989Please kek me
>>152856157Get in mah belly!! Kek remember that??
>>152856899
skubal to the dodgers
skuuby to da doogie doos kek
skuuby doody doo to da poopy dookie doggie poo poo doo doos kek
gn
Inauthentic keks & false lols
kek!
lol
Let's all real lol
larl....
THEY who make untrue hehs, deceitful hehe's, or unleash phony hehini face kekscommunication.... or worse.
lel… lawl even
take ‘em out da lawl game!
Sick em big dawg
Gm, the stove will be hot today
>>152858417ill be ready
Good morning all.
>>152858549kek scuba!
rockies
I see you
>>152859087We don't use slurs here. Please change that filename.
>Are (You) ready for another steamy, sweltering day of red HOT stove action /mlb/!?
>>152858549gm griddygm seaman
>The Mets’s last big off-season move is putting Andy Martino on the payroll
[Cerami] BREAKING: Cubs are finalizing a deal to acquire SP Edward Cabrera from the Miami Marlins.
>>152859870s-stove???
>>152859870Peff status?
>>152859823>The Giant’s latest move is DFA’ing Justin Dean
>>152859883>Blackface:l>Blackface, Japan:O
>>152859870I wonder how Cashman blew this one.
>>152859953lewd acts with cubbie maid
Give it up for dem cubbies! You gotta!
Cubs won that game
>>152859870It’s real
passan Passan PASSAN where art thou
>>152859870owen caissie is in the deal
>>152854762This is a mindfuck
>>152859961>lewd acts:l>lewd acts, but with cubbie maid:O
>>152858417I was right
>>152860154this but unironically
Cubbies want Breggy
>>152850680>>152850781>>152850800I think Adcock is gonna be this year's Pivetta in terms of acquisiton cost to results. Stuff is really good, he just hasn't put it together yet between COVID year and TJ rehab. I really wanted Ponce, he's gonna be awesome especially for the price.
happy shohei day
>>152860393the president of venezuela is a padres fan?
>tucker hates baseballwe're just reaching for anything to talk about at this point, huh. worst stove ever
Cubs rotation is pvre fvcking ludo kino
BRING ME THE BAT! (Bregman or Bichette)
>>152860503Excuse me I was well informed by this genny that Skubal was getting traded any picosecond now
>>152860503I don’t think Tucker hates baseball I think he hates being alive
>>152860554>Skubal was getting traded any picosecond nowYeah home (next year/ in FA/ on a team friendly deal)
BRING ME THE BAT
we need this at citi
>>152859923that's World Series champion Justin Dean
>>152860620ah hell nah!
>>152860503>based on all twitter reportsthat is not a report
Mets prefer Belly over Tucker.
>>152862123Mest prefer a lil belly over a tucker, kek.
>>152840557Fujinami got released in June kekmao
>>152860503>little pressure in canadathey came one win short of the WS, they share a division with the yankees and red sox. toronto is as win now as it gets. besides, it doesn't sound like anyone else is engaging him on a long term deal.
>>152862167Ya it's a joke. Defensive versatility first for the Genius; he's so smart.
>>152862281There’s something going on with Tucker , he has a weird make up. Teams don’t love that
>>152862281I'm sorry.
Cabrera deal officialOwen Caissie, Christian Herandez, and Engardo De Leon for Edward Cabrera
Cubs getting bankrupted and disbanded for not kneeling at the altar of trans. He/she is going to take them for every penny they got. It’s over.https://windycitytimes.com/2026/01/07/transgender-employee-sues-cubs-alleging-discrimination-harassment-and-retaliation/
>>152860503Tucker definitely seems like a low-dawg player.
no...NO!!
>>152862314Maybe it's a Chicago Cubs issue
>>152862606incredible levels of cope on display
>>152862859good move if they actually resign tucker (they won't)
>>152862169oh kek I never even heard about it
>>152862606good potential comedy outcome, im rooting for this now
Alec Bohm and Andrew Painter for Skubal? Who says no?
It’s my Royals year btw
>The Dodgers and Brusdar Graterol have agreed on a $2.8 million salary for the 2026 season to avoid arbitrationHopefully he still has his stuff
>>152862963I was at wrigley last year and I noticed they had a lot of tard, midget, and cripple employees, mainly at the gates, but I didn't see any trannies.
>>152862963The Ricketts are uber Republicans and they've got that Charlie Kirk friend on the team; there's probably stolen PAC money pouring in to fight the lawsuit at this very moment.
>>152862859So is Cabrera an actual guy or a 1 year wonder that will bite the cubs in the ass in a few years. He seemed pretty average before last year.
>>152863960PAC this bussy
WE ARE CLARKIE CUBWE'RE IN OUR OWN CLASSWE FIGHT FOR THE CUBBIESPLEASE FUCK ME IN MY ASS
I just bought wrigley suite tickets for dodgers-cubs in August.
>>152864175I love Clarkie bear.
>>152864175Clarkie bear touched me inappropriately.
where did the fat pitchers who could really put their weight into a fastball go? the modern day cc sabathias or jonathan broxtons?
>>152864747Manoa signed with the Halos weeks ago.
Recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>152864623Show me on the bear plush toy where Clarkie touched you inappropriately.
>>152862606I mean if he just wants a bag it would be a good move. Get to live rich in SoCal and don’t have to deal with the Jap clique or the constant edging to failure of the Dads.Hot take, LA and NY need a 3rd team each.
Well that was a “big” trade..It opens up room for a “big” signing eheheh
Doyers
>>152863280Maybe you’re a clueless dipshit with a tiny nutsack. Have you considered that you faggot freak?
>>152865305Look at her go!
>>152865296How is that funny
>>152865305faster…
>>152864875recker had a point
Well that was a “nice” trade..It opens up room for a “nice” signing eheheh
Cubs won dat trade imo
the bearieposter is revved up
>>152865405I'm a marWINS chad but I agree. Congrats man...you deserve it
https://x.com/Buster_ESPN/status/2009029787751448651?s=20>There is language in the White Sox contract of slugger Munetaka Murakami that prevents him from being sent to the minor leagues without his permission.The fact that Murakami needs this in his contract is worrying, no?
>>152865405As a winlins fan we got taken to dinner and FUCKed in the ass by that trade...
>>152865428No more worrying then any of the other underlying numbers that make him a risk to make it in the majors.
>>152865428isn't this sort of thing standard for veterans?
>>152865474>sneed
>>152862859>De Leon to Miami Just makes sense tbqh
>>152865444Checked and sorry about your arse swole
>>152865428lots of players have this in their contract
>>152865559based, I watched Vogelbach on my Mets, he sucked, all he could do was draw walks. Couldnt hit, couldn't field, couldnt run the bases, very little power.
https://x.com/SleeperMets/status/2009053267565903929>The Mets would prefer to offer a short-term (probably less than 4 years) high AAV contract to free-agent OF Kyle Tucker, per @WillSammon>Sammon notes people around the league expect the Blue Jays to be willing to go longer than 4 years.https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2009022234388529439>@TalkinJake thinks the next big move to happen is Cody Bellinger to the Metshttps://x.com/MetsMuse/status/2009012044125884912>Per @JonHeyman, Framber Valdez is seeking a big deal, but its unlikely that he gets over $200M. He could however, get a deal up to six-years. https://x.com/francysromeroFR/status/2008900073325748321>Wandy Asigen is considered by multiple teams and scouts as the No. 1 prospect in the 2025–2026 international class.>He can hit, will generate power, and has a strong chance to become a 5-tool player.>The Mets are the favorites to sign him for around $3.8M starting January 15.https://x.com/SleeperMets/status/2008998233838899287>Heyman: The Tigers are listening to offers but not countering anyone yet.https://x.com/MLBDeadlineNews/status/2008896114766803262>The #WhiteSox have expressed interest in free-agent RHP Griffin Canninghttps://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/2008883315408028151Mets have interest in the top remaining free-agent starters but priority is first exploring the trade markethttps://x.com/francysromeroFR/status/2008929336334712886>According to sources, the MLB Players Association (MLBPA) is taking steps to guarantee a safe departure from Venezuela for players currently in MLB’s system.
>>152865559>his is bigger than mine and it’s not fair many such cases
>>152865600Missed one!
>>152865646It never feels good, you know? We've been looking at the tape and stats. We're trying to figure out how this happened. It's a process, man. I'm gonna give myself 10 minutes to feel sorry for myself. Then we regroup. I'll get with our greenposting coach and look at a couple of variables. We'll be back on the (thread) bump tomorrow, fresher, better. I appreciate all the fans sticking with us through the highs and lows. You guys are amazing. You're the reason I get to live out my dream as a twitterposter.
My BWC is so pumped up thinking about my team signing Bregman or Bichette
>>152865600Thank you for your work anon.
>>152865600you missed one of the green arrows towards the bottom
>>152865474Who’s this tall drink of water?
>Main Street Sports Group, the financially troubled operator of the FanDuel Sports Network regional sports channels, is attempting to re-negotiate what it pays 29 partner teams across MLB, NBA and NHL>Main Street lost approximately $200 million in 2025 across its portfolio, which includes baseball’s Atlanta Braves, Cincinnati Reds, Detroit Tigers, Kansas City Royals, Los Angeles Angels, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, St. Louis Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays.All teams listed here should fold or relocate
>>152865698No worries, brother. I'm an expert procrastinator. Just wish we weren't being drip-fed shaky hypotheticals all day lol
>>152863957>tard employeesI really like this about >my team's park as well. one time I took a wrong turn and was about to walk into the box section and a man with very apparent downs syndrome gave me incredibly specific directions to get exactly to my seat. really like seeing these opportunities everywhere, especially having a sister too disabled to do even that kind of work
It would be such a chad mogger move to step in and steal Bregmeister from the Red Socks
>>152865779>sports gambling ruining every single game they can get their hands on>divine punishment is operating the networks at a lossI think this is absolutely based, especially the Barves since sports gambling isn't even legal in Georgia lol
>>152865760>Who’s this tall drink of water?John Deere
>>152865898i hardly know her
skubal to the dodgers posthaste
>>152865779I recommend just taking the MLB streaming deal.
Name one player that's a fat fucking chud that isn't funky Muncy.
Right-hander Michael Lorenzen and the Colorado Rockies are in agreement on a one-year, $8 million contract that includes a club option, sources tell ESPN. Lorenzen, 34, will be a starter for Colorado, which holds a $9 million option for the 2027 season.>t. Peff
>>152866793Pablo Sandoval
>>152865600>@TalkinJakepothead
>>152866913Brah.
>>152866825whoa
>>152866825wow...
>>152866994>>152867010stoveminders knew something big was coming today
>>152866825this is ‘uge nus
guys....commissioner manfie just DMed me....he wants to meet in private....
>>152867226don't worry bryce, i'm sure da comish just wants to smooth things over
>>152866825they need to move the team
>>152867517...to a higher elevation?
>>152866793David bednar gives off fat chud vibes
>>152867226tell him to make tucker sign now
>>152865461Japanese players are not veterans and do not accrue MLB service time until they actually play in MLB. Standard procedure is you have to play 5 years to get veteran status and be able to refuse minors assignments.
>mernersLMAO
>kerdnalsAHAHAHAHA
>>152868212yes what I am saying is this guy asked for (and got) a perk that is normally reserved for veterans
perk ‘em
>>152865598https://saint2.su/embed/pEXV4kZ14eo
please perk my ass
fap fap fap
please peff my jass
Just shut up and fuck his ass already!
I watched talkin' baseball and talkin' yanks and there is NOTHING happening.
heads up, autistic poodrepaco, new decoy kino just dropped
>>152868880The weather is nice, why isn't anyone playing baseball?
>>152868880so Ohtani's dog definitely took a shit on Dodger Stadium's field, right?
OI AMORIM, RUBENCRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER MY DICK IS SEVEN A HALF INCHES SOFTLEAVE AMORIM YOU CHEAP BITCHMLG MLG MLG
>>152868919>something about soccerGo away.
>>152868919Major League Gay kek!
OI AMORIM, RUBENCRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSER CRY YOU FUCKING LOSERMY DICK IS SEVEN A HALF INCHES SOFTLEAVE AMORIM YOU CHEAP BITCHMLG MLG MLG
>>152868902He’s just like me
Seven half inches is only a 3.5 inch penis btw
>>152868902probably, but ohtani carries dog poop bags in his back pocket with his batting gloves
nightynight mariners nation
Do you guys think the big dumper has a “big bat”
>>152869528what, like those torpedo bats? I haven't heard anything about them since last June
>>152865838which ballpark would that be?
>>152870221camden tards
Morning bump
>>152870639faggot mike on the grid!
>>152870639>noodles hahn that can't be a real name
>>152871102What’s he like some kinda Chinese guy or something?
>>152871078You now remember Domingo German
>>152871078>>152870639Every once in a while i like to try and guess who gets the highest guesses. It can be a little tricky when you're trying to think of literal who teams like the twins and what people will think of the most. I completely blundered the Yankees though, i should've gone Jeter with all-star but i thought with yankees redsox on the grid people would quick think Ruth.
my Mets won't be doing SHIT this offseason
Which players go both ways?
>>152871927ohtani is the only two way player
Cubs
>>152871986Many people are saying this
>>152872103>come with me
>>152872072>>152872103>>152872108faggot
>>152872103....yes, ma'am!
>>152872110What kind of faggot comes to mind?
>>152872111Is it gay if it's Recker?
I'll just heave this leer....
>>152872117Well I’m a girl, so…
>>152872135Omigosh girlies in the genny
Anythong Recker's feminine, female ass holey retards gay flaming
Women belong in sports
>>152872157My tight fit tomboy GF likes to play sports but has no interest watching. None. We watch hallmark moviez :^)
>>152872135no you're not, you are a mentally ill homosexual who is obsessed with a man who has a wife and kids
>>152872103
>>152872200Actually, I'm a girl
>>152872217Now that's the straight award.
>>152872200I’d say this general is about half girls tbqh
Which players are half girls?
>>152872200Anthony Recker has grown the game for the girls and you just can’t stand it!!
Next gen better be hella straight & fully masc or I am going to go ape shit
>>152872283Got you covered big dawg. Migrate when ready!>>152872313>>152872313
>>152872275jrod. only plays half a season hard
>>152872283next gen of players are gay as fuck
>>152872371kekkies
__ in a ___
>>152871102His real name was Frank George Hahn. Noodles was a nickname from childhood, because he sold noodle soup to raise money for the family.
>>152872457What is he, a chinese?
Salary arbitration can be very confusing. So on today's arbitration-deadline day, I wrote something explaining it all -- the weird, wonderful world of arb, why MLB wants it to go away and how it makes Tarik Skubal's case today so fascinating. Free at ESPN: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/47538606/mlb-2026-tarik-skubal-detroit-tigers-record-arbitration-contract>t. Peff
>>152872497It wasn't funny the first time you posted it
>>152872648I posted it the first time tho and I am not heem
>>152872648So are (You) some kinda Chinese guy or somethin?
>>152872672I'll heem (You) if you keep yapping
We need 499 and 500 now more than ever
>>152872110We don't sign our posts here
>>152872648>>152872672It was funny the first time he posted it.
