SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAARRRRR>>152821224
more like the seattle KRAPen
>>152844733a birthday present for himself
/KRAK/
So who ended up winning the WJC? Not like it matters really.
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAARRRRRRRAGAIN
>>152844780Sweden
based dunner setting up the choke
2034LeafsStanley Cup67 years
I'm playing against Wolf in Fantasy so KEEP SCORING KRAKEN The Flames are going down (just for this week)
>>152844880just for this season you mean
My penguins (:
KRAK SKARR!!
SEATTLEKRAKENEMPTYNETSSSSSSKKKKKKAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SEATTLEKRAKENNO LONGER EMPTY NETSSSSSKKKKKKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
ANOTHER ONE>>152844880You are having a great night lol
freddy g and benis clearing out the saddledome
Thank you Wolf you understood the mission. Thank you for that last goal against nuking your stats for the game. You'll bounce back next week
>getting goalied by grugg flamed
catton looks good
>>152845070look better if he'd get a goal
gg flames. i will always be a wolf fan, just not when we're playing against you guys.
>>152845080some day. that front goal pass was pretty, great save by the furry
just got home bro's how were the games toknight
>>152844880>>152845043Please stop posting underage child, you fucking weirdo.
>>152845146Sir thats a cartoon
Wolf gets smaller with every goal against
Kraken and kings fighting each other for 31st in goals for
>poobauer has become godbauer this seasonWhat happened?
>>152845206and they still got 4 past wolf tonight
>>152845210getting waived last season and nobody picking him up probably woke him up
>>152845230>wokeREEEEEEE
officially sick of kwabs fans. can't wait until the blots sweep them in five and hutson finishes the first round as -7.
>>152845318>goalies can't generate offense
>>152845206>5-1>"damn, did Seattle finally get their offense in order?">SOG 28 - 41It's not fair that such a shit team has such good goaltending.
>>152845206good
The fact every eastern conference team is like a few points away from falling off or getting into the playoff sport is fucking insane. Idk if that means all these teams are doing well or doing shit.Point is it doesn't feel like any team is safe.
kempe and rempe in tempe
krakies should get this guy to drop a ceremonial puck sometime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8yUziWQg4
>>152845498good no cup for west thirdies
>>152845498Gary’s 30 year goal of parity is finally coming to fruition. At least in one conference.
put the marner in the bag and no one gets hurt
>>152845858SAAR!!!WHY YOU REDEEM?11!!!
The battle of the shit teams is taking a few more victims
>>152845918with finns you lose
>>152844733Shane Wright?More like Shane WRONG!LMAO!!!
>>152845918>calgary>shitpick one. calgary is literally only 5 points out of a playoff position.
i'd rather deal with finns than whatever country owns pomerania now
>My Bolts are facing the Avs todayI'm just gonna adsept that the Avs will beat them.
>>152845918tfw no gf
>>152845938Jen
>>152845948You lost 5 - 1 against the Kraks. Better luck next year.
>>152845948Retard
>>152845977cool it
>>152845991You should stop acting like your team is any good first.
>retarded post>flag doesn't have redlike clockwork
>>152846004
>>152846021Kitty
>>152846029we dawgs here
>>152845858we don't call those that here now
>All I wanna do is smoke weed and stealth post wrestleshit in the hockey general. And that's alright
>>152846096your pretty blatant about it pinhead
it's time to admit the utah experiment failed
we dont admit mistakes here lil bro
haven't watched raw yet heard it was mediocre
>>152846159It looks like aislop made by people most weeks
>>152846175cope tranny tiny lost
test
>>152846159heard y2j didn't show up but they trolled bryan alvarez kwab
>>152846191based. it'd be silly to have him return before a giga pop at the rumble desu
for me it's the utah mammoth, ice hockey, that peruvian with the ass move, ice hockey, and gary bettman
kek she's chilean
who? vida guerra?
so you don't know
rhea is lanky as hell now
raffi torres would be a good wrestler
>>152846231he's the same age as asuka
remember when mae young took that powerbomb
slopdown was cancelled
>>152846243based bubba ray
is he the next ovechkin?
>>152846247Retard
forgot the sankisei concert is in a few days...
>blows up his knee with 7 and a half years left of a $11,500,000 AAV contractHow the fuck is Rags going to get out of this contract now when he will never ever be as good as he was before? Fucking your ACL as a 30 year old goalie means he'll lose around 30% of his capacity. He won't put up a Sv% above 0.91
>>152846247Does he float at the hash marks all shift?
>wake up>krak attack
>>152846247is he incapable of creating scoring chances for others?
>>152846759
wings1
How the fuck did Shestyorkin get injured?
>>152847102broke a nail when he was out panty shopping for his husband's boyfriend. out 3-9 weeks
>>152847102He hurt it like 2 weeks ago but has kept playing. I made a post about it.
>>152847122How the fuck can you be a modern NHL goalie with a bad groin?
>>152847131He pulled it bad in his 2nd season in 2022, ever since then I knew it was a ticking time bomb.
I mean 2021 but who cares
i pull my groin regularly and it hasn't caused me problems but i'm getting worried
my girlfriend pulls my groin regularly and it hasn't caused me problems but i'm getting worried
>>152847212>>152847238You're gonna get a UTI unless you knock off the crap >:|
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152847291cope he got 2 goals
I preferred the NHL and /hoc/ without xheattle
gary is a union busting rat
>>152847334....no he didn't.
Can old man Quick drag the >rags anywhere?
>>152847122Shut the fuck up chambers
>>152847336yeah but playing at "climate pledge arena" has like saved the heckin environment and stuff
gary laughed at me when a negro stole my bicycle from the bike rack at school
>>152847620early post of the year candidate
i believe! #letsgooilcountry
>>152847731>vegas
Czechs released their Olympics roster, defense looks pretty grim
Treading carefully lest my marner becomes a carter shart
>>152847783go to the adam fox right now and force the marner out.
>>152847780Easier to read
>>152847820>three NHL goaliesPretty good
fuck sweden
>>152847820At least they have decent goalies
No more international hockey until Milan :(
>>152847878heated post
i'm thinking we might be treated to a >laffs tonight
>>152847878bloody bronze bitch bastard
https://youtu.be/D2UP2X7yU9k?list=RDD2UP2X7yU9k
>>152847994It’s on the menu, Pekka
the olympics as a whole is gay
>>152848117didnt ask
>>152848124cope tranny
>>152848136why so obsessed with sexuality?
>>152848117cope it’ll be cool all stars games
sweden1
>>152848167Imagine if Sweden also wins the Olympics
>>152848172plausiblemeanwhile usgay has no hope LMAO>1980
chat is it just me or are some guys here making too much money and some not enough
>>152848117ski/snowboard cross is fun
>>152848117Yes, it's globohomo
my friends dad was an american hockey player. he told me his dad won platinum at the olympics. i didn't know how to tell him that his dad won silver and lied to him
Quebec doesnt need an NHL team. They dont even have one player on the Olympic roster
>>152848238lmao why are they paying Kaprizov and Pettershit so much?
>>152848309crazy to think that between pettershits 11.6, his locker room behavior, and his complete disinterest and nonexistent effort to win has probably done more damage to the canucks franchise than mark messier ever did
There are 76 players in the NHL this year with 13 or more goals. The NJ Devils leading goal scorer has 12.
>>152848298more like kwabkek
>>152848309Classic>oh god we have no one if they leave, give them whatever they want
>>152848298>laffs
>>152848238>Bustthews higher paid than Mack
>>152848238NHL players should make way more. They should have wages comparable to the nba
>>152848298Bergeron and fleury weep for the state of kwabkek
>>152848238mitch won
>>152848298Brad Marchand is the quintessential Quebecois
>>152848503check where's he from bucko
>>152848503For a long time I thought he was a frog
>>152848518does marchand sound english to you?
>>152848526acadiens and quebecois are different racesthe former being superior
imagine marchad joins the triple gold club
my heated rivalry with bedard dreams in milan have been shattered
Quebecois STINK
>>152848552You’ll have to settle for celebrini
>>152848117partly true
>>152848541He’s heading to the hall of fame as a 3rd round draft pick
another brute force wordle victory by sheer force of will
>>152846759"GARY GARY PLEASE GIFT US ANOTHER 1ST OVERALL WE NEED IT BECAUSE KAKKO AND LAFFAGOT ARE SHIT!!!!"
>Sam Bennett is a potential injury replacement for the Team Canada Olympic team Retards should have just put him on the team
>Brad Marchand says "it was between Florida and Toronto where I was going to go" in free agency last summer. He didn't think it would be an option to stay with the #FlaPanthers because of their cap situation
>>152849091The laffs could have been a pugnacious shit team for retards
>>152849059his style of hockey doesnt fit well in the iihf
>>152849091you know he is absolutely lying about Toronto
>>152849100>laffs
>>152849059They chose geriatric millennials over him
Big controversial takes over on twitter
>>152849184>in Canada All of north america and rich helicopter parentd sports science maxing is coming to Europe soon
Is wearing a Chicago Wolves jersey seen as anti-Blackhawks?
>>152849184That's a little too controversial for me
there is too much mediocrity in the NHL
>>152849218The league needs to contract to 24 teams
>>152849184i mean this has been true since the 90s, i dont trust people who bring it up now when its been a problem for 30 years. coincidentally it started getting a lot worse after the fall of the wall and capitalism running rampant. makes me think
Thinking about that Sharks fan crying about Misa
>>152849228In hindsight the ussr should have never collapsed
Stenberg deserves to go 1st overall over McKenna.
>>152849184This is how it's been in the States for decades, at least. Baseball is starting to turn into that.
>>152849235We support our retarded italian hockey prospect michael misa
>>152849262Fuck off gary, the draft is not a competition
>>152849276Yes it is
>>152849283*bane voice* for you.
>>152849228>>152849254>>>/r/eddit
>>152848238>OverpaidKarpishartBusthewsMarnerPettershit>UnderpaidMackinnonMcMeme
NEWS: The Blue Jackets have announced Laurence Gilman as the new Vice President of Hockey Operations.
>>152849263Pretty much all youth sports are now travel team centric
>>152849235All these franchise defenseman flying out of the draft recently and the best d on SJ is Mario fucking Ferraro. Could have had Buium, chose Dickinshit. Could have had Schaefer, Gary needed to appease LI. Whoops, Montreal lucked into a Calder winning defenseman in Hutson.Fuck
>Zayne Parekh will join the Calgary Flames tomorrow in Montreal.
>>152849351yep the stories of like african fruit vendors who finally have someone tell them at the age of 15, "hey, you're 6'11" but you don't look like you suffer from a severe wasting disease, have you ever picked up a basketball once" are cool but not reflective of the pathway to pro for almost everyone else, probably even in africa
Wayne Gretzky is a good man.
>>152849378the reason the media was freaking out at him over his "robot" comments is because that was critique directed at gary bettman himself which makes it so funny. gary failed to market the game with the new media in my opinion. the players and personalities need to be marketed and whatever media training they are getting needs to be scrapped. let them be authentic and get stories, rivalries and beefs into the promotional content
>>152849392no he isn't retard
>>152849418Any friend of lil Donnie is a good man in my book
>>152849456HEY LIL DONNIE I CRAPPED IN MY HAND SMEARED MY OWN SHIT ON THE GRETZKY STATUE IN EDMONTON, HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES
>>152849404Crosby is too autistic to grow the game
>>152849404Bedard has a personality and a cute bussy to boot
>>152849404>We need apegossip like in the NBA and NFLNo we don't. I don't need to hear a candid response about a game afterwards when I saw the player obliterate someone in the boards after a non-call, I have a working frontal lobe so I can infer what he's feeling.
Treliving must have the absolute all time world record for most money spent on D men who played the least games.Klingberg 4.2M for 14 gamesHakanpaa 1.5M for 2 gamesTanev 27M for 86 games (hopefully more?)That’s 26.3M/ 82 man games … or about twice the rate we pay Nylander.>laffs
Instead of post game interviews there should be a leaguewide would you rather question
>>152849560Dios mio...
>>152849532its a good idea. much better than just adding another sunbelt team and letting things work themselves out
One hockey journalist who only tells the truth and one hockey journalist who only lies
>>152849607>JOURNALIST>COVERS SPORTSkek
All the hockey journalists are librul faggots
>>152849624Source?
>>152849624Yeah
>>152849607i like the second guy, he tells it like it is
what game are (You) watching in 5 bongs?
>>152849699>4x sunbelt shit
1,228 NHL games and one #StanleyCup later, Jack Johnson is officially hanging them up. Thank you for everything, Jack!
>>152848933>GARY GARY PLEASE GIFT US ANOTHER 1ST OVERALLJust like my Islanders
>>152849699I'm gonna watch my Bolts lose to the Avs.
>>152849716All of them are doing good. Cope.>>152849719
>>152849699Aves vs Boltz
>>152849744as gary wills it
> "On tonight's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', we will feature panties visiting laffs to visit a painful buggering on those twinks. Join us at 7pm."
>>152849809thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
>>152849757...or maybe the costches are just good at picking players.
It's been a long day of bullshit. You log onto /hoc/. You see this link. You remember that there's hockey in a couple hours. Life is good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIgY29Y_uig
>>152849819What are you ranting about, fag?
>>152849829i dont remember the panthers drafting sam bennet or matthew tkachuk
>>152849959bud1
>>152849973they drafted reinhart, Marchand, seth jones, brobovsky, and many more you cherry picking bitch
>>152849973Emil heineman is pretty good now he's on the islanders
Speaking of my islanders, what happened to Pierre Engvall? He was supposed to be on the top line with Barzal
>>152850013Soft swede syndrome
>>152849934S O U L
>>152850013way too much rizz for patrick roy
>>152849984I don't speak faggot, fag.
A fucking bug
>>152850124you didn't speak when you had bud's bud in your mouth kwarb
knights play the jet's today someones gonna have to win
>Czech Republic has enough nhlers for an Olympic team>chose several players from europoor teamsRetards
Tyler Seguin married his femcel stalker there's hope for all of us
>>152850141What are you ranting about, faggot?
>>152850210Sad
>>152850226trb more like tr seethe
>>152850197NHL is a joke
>>152850197https://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/nationality/active-czech-nhl-players-career-stats.htmlnot saying ondrej kase was like good but i think most of these younger, lower games played guys are just doing cardio. I'm sure they would take chytil if his brain was still attached
>>152850260Nope, still don't speak faggot, fag.
>>152850210bieber did this too
>>152850308jelly of our bronze?
holy heck, im excited!
canada bros will remember buying boxes of kd in 1997 because of the hockey card on the back
Samir doing a celly over that nonsense.
might as well call trb jam cause he jelly
>>152850320Yeah!
>>152849404Parekh is young and is going to change his mind soon enough when he realizes what the media does with his "authenticity"
ripped a pelech so hard it shook the window
sergio wants to play some horror co op game bros
business idea: players cut promos on each other and gary intermittently shows up on the jumbotron in random games and overturns calls himself
>>152850275Just like my islanders
finishing up raw
>>152849091He loves trolling the laffs doesnt he
bought some sips for tonight's gameshope you bros like sour cream and chili
>>152850489jericho comes out at the end
with finns you win
>>152850515Thank you Pekka :) I’ll bring oranges
>>152850515hell yea
>>152850538didnt they lose the bronze medal game like yesterday or am i cooked
>>152850585they sure did :)
you guys know what? my grandma was dutch irish, and my grandpa was a lesbian that makes me a quarter lesbian!
>download the first 2 seasons of ren and stimpy, a fucking 30 year old cartoon>get a copywrite infringment notice email 12 hours laterRetarded
>>152850530cope no he doesn't i saw people seething about that last night.
>>152850653Gary and his tribesmen's tentacles are far reaching.
>>152850653Ren and stimpy was such a jewish show that that isnt surprising at all
business idea: competitive mini sitcksperhaps even a world championship
>>152850699A better olympic sport than sixes lacrosse
>>152850699I'm actually surprised that never became a thing now that I think about it.
>Word is #NYR Igor Shesterkin (lower-body) is going on IR. Adam Fox is also going back on LTIR and will be reevaluated when he is eligible to come off.
>>152850699think i coulda gone pro desu
>>152850720well that season is done
>Is that..... IS THAT THE LA KINGS?? OH NOOOO
>>152850752most of these across the league are pretty good but they kind of look the same, I always thought they had one guy in a back room somewhere cranking them out. Steve, make the Blue Jackets Latino
Shayna says the rags are cooked so they will for sure make the playoffs
Shut the fuck up chambers
>>152850752>black heritage, latina, pride and womenWait.... what about normal people??
>>152850779>politically motivated art all looks the same
/hoc/minder that the Stars have now lost 5 in a row to...The Red WingsThe Blackhawks (at home)The Sabres (At home)The Blackhawks again (Not even joking)And the fucking Habs at home
>>152850864And tonight they play the Canes so... congrats to 6 losses in a row
>>152850779La Llorona roots for them
playing diablo
>>152850864>/hoc/minder that bud won
>>152850864didn't you hear retard, they are invincible and cup locks now that they have rantameme if they don't win then he'll just slam gary's head into the stanchion then look around confused when he's being arrested
>>152844733Literally who
>>152850963Unanimous 4th overall at the '22 draft.
>>152850963Shit bust picked by retards
>>152850779Holy shit, Blue Jackets drafted a black player at 4 and he's a complete bust. Forgot about that.
laffs fan do not fear they are getting reeducated on hockey
I'm lookin forward to when we can talk about Olympic hoc :)
Its uphttps://youtu.be/q6Y3cKMPtyU?si=nuD6eSeZolKymFOF
gargyles! pslychics!
>>152851035Spoiler: Canada wins. USA chokes bronze to godamn Slovakia or Peeden. Noone knows if Team Russian would win.
>>152850489heyman popped me twice during the title match
hellebuyck more like hellafucked
>>152851066Spoiler: You're a fucking faggot
>>152851135>>152851120
>>152851145Spoiler: jelly of bronze
Yuro hockey year, yo
>>152850864the Stars are fine
why xhe jelly
>Both Trent Frederic and Andrew Mangiapane are healthy scratches for the Oilers Tuesday night, per HC Kris Knoblauch.Good thing Mcdavid took that pay cut so the Oilers could sign those guys
>>152851012It makes me happy my back doesn't hurt
>>152851173can't help it after bud pounded xher anus into a fine paste
I'm going to the knights-jackies game Thursday :)
>>152851243Make sure to make a sign that says /hoc/ on it so we can know you're there!
>>152851066This desuBut it'll be fun to spend time with you and my hoc frens :)
>>152851243take a picture of marner for us
>>152851172
>>152850802Buy a normal lightning jersey? Or go to the 36 games that don't have the stuff you find ickey in them?
>>152851226kwab
>>152851275this we love Mitch here
>>152851275That's gross anon
member the core fourkwab go flames
>kwab go flamesretarded gimmick (like every /hoc/ gimmick)
If the nhl is to expand to 36 teams, which cities do you think are the most deserving of one?
ON STANBY!>ON STANBY!ON STANBY!>ON STANBY!
>>152851350kwab go flames is hoc's only funny gimmick
>>152851393>see where you can get betterGet stronger bones and ligaments then.
>>152851202that is fucking grim.
Cooking up a new gimmick during Olympic break
>>152850889Getting in some Nickelodeon Slime Racers 3 before puck drop
>>152851379tel avivjerusalembersheeba haifa
>>152851481Getting a feeling some strong antisemitism will follow this post
>>152851379phoenix, tempe, scottsdale, glendale
For 2027 Gary should have the four nationa final on the white house lawn like the UFC is doing
>>152851476if I never played the first 2 will I be lost
>>152851481>>152851498Do you fuckers just let Gary live rent free in your head 24/7?
>>152851457How about you just shut the fuck up forever instead
>>152851514The ice would melt in June but he could definitely have the winter classic on the white house lawn.
>>152851546gary is the only one who would be greedy enough to push for 36 teams
>>152851560so would benjamin netanyahoo
>>152851560He literally said in late 2025 they're not interested in explaining right now.
>>152851546Yes
>>152851549reminds me of when bud posted his fat hand squeezing the life out of a hamster
>>152851549New gimmick dropped >>152851576
>>152851593retard
>>152851546stfu intern
>Why is our general dead
>>152851569True just like he said he wasn't moving the coyotes
>>152851546Did somebody say free rent?
>>152851615trb drove away all of the posters (ie got them banned)
>>152851615I only come here to post about WWE and tell samir to suck shit
>>152851615cope nobody asks that
>>152851629>I don't actually care about the sport and just want to shitpostYeah, sounds about right for this general.
>>152851657finna seethe?
>>152851657Well we don't come here to talk about canadian teams especially when they are doing so FUCKING BAD LOL
>>152851533It's a mario kart rip off
>>152851616Retard, this only happened because they couldn't get an arena deal because the coyotes owner clearly didn't give a shit about the team.
>>152851685sounds based desudiddy kong racing was fun
>>152851616Utah literally happened because they were the only ones who were gonna get them an arena. thats why the Utah Hockey Club stuff was so rushed. literally the Coyotes ownership failed so hard, they couldn't get the general public to vote for an arena over a toxic dump
>>152851615Only the best of the best post here
>>152851685>>152851715See not even the canadians talk about their own teams they are so trash
>>152851720>angry quebec city noises
>>152851720That is really funny they voted to keep the toxic wasteland because some fucker gas light a bunch of old fucks.
>>152851715Could never beat Greenwood village coin challenge on mirror mode. There's one coin that forces you to take the long path and I could never recover to take first.
>>152851752because Arizona was awful. They proved the city of Glendale that they did not care.
>>152851781And yet, you'll have fags try convincing everyone that people do care, despite the ticket sales saying otherwise.
>>152851805worst finals of the past 10 years and it isn't even close. Even the Habs/Lightning COVID final was more competitive.
for me it was the buy a bottle of Smirnoff get two coyote tickets promo
>>152851817They sold out the games played in ASU :)
>>152851701>Retard, he only went back on his word because it stopped being convenient for him
>>152851781The phoenix area is literally hell. I've never seen so many people in a desolate area in my life.
>>152851821That's not the stors/blots. That final killed the genny.
>>152851732There are still people in this thread I enjoy shooting the shit with before and after puck drop.
>>152851846if you can't sell out games in a 5000 seat arena, then you have even bigger issues>>152851850Gary Bettman literally hated the Merulo ownership.
why are there no standing sections in NHL arenas? that would be great for the hardcore supporters and we would see much better crowd involvement, atleast from passionate teams like edmonton and montreal. heres is what a swedish hockey "ultra" said in 1980 when they tried removing the standing sections at Hovet in stockholm:>"I support Djurgården and want the standing seats back at the ice stadium in Stockholm. Why, many people are probably wondering. Well, I am sure that I speak for both the Blue Saints and the Black Army. When you stand there, you feel the cohesion just like the teams on the ice. When you sit like another pensioner in your chair, you don't dare say a word. You should go to ice hockey to have fun. As it is now, you might as well stay home and watch TV."
>>152851868>Gary Bettman literally hated the Merulo ownership.Merulo still owns an NHL team fucking retard.
>>152851850>Completely ignoring what I said because it dosen't fit your narrativeOk, retard. Keep seething about the Jew, it won't help up get another cup anytime soon.
>>152851868I truly hope Alex Meruelo failsI want hockey in the desert. I want NHL hockey in the desert. I want the Coyotes in the desert. But I don't want it if AM is anywhere near it.His track record is piss poor. Meruelo has:- Failed to garner support to make the Tempe vote succeed.- Failed to pay hotel bills, giving the Coyotes a bad reputation around the league.- Lied and misrepresented his plans about the North Phoenix site to the fan base for weeks if not months.- Sold out the players, coaches, staff, and fans of the Arizona Coyotes franchise.I cannot in good conscience support this man and his future attempts to get a hockey franchise due to his greed, dishonesty, and poor treatment of the franchise.Whenever hockey returns to Arizona, we deserve a better team owner than Meruelo.
>>152851907>trb letting the mask slip
>>152851830Minor leagues are animals. I don't think I could even eat in the same room. I would lose my appetite.
>>152851955Imagine letting some literal who live rent free in your head instead of seeking professional help.
>>152851555checked and based
I got some professional help right here for you
>>152851870People don't want to stand in an arena. The NHL is gate-driven, but not in such need for cash to sell cheap standing sections in the back of the nose-bleeders. The executive suites make more money than standing sections ever could. Also, the NHL doesn't like hijinx like in the cheap NFL seats with the fat drunk retard. The ticket and beer prices is one way to keep these assholes out.
>>152851936>Whenever hockey returns to Arizona, we deserve a better team>We>Canadian posterHuh?
>>152851243have fun! :)
Personality I would rather have a city from the GTA get a team, but good luck trying to convince Larry Tanenbaum of that.
>>152851615all of the best posters migrated to the /wjc/. give it a couple days before /hoc/ returns
Personality I would rather have a city from the GTA get nuked
>>152852063like a heckin pinball machine
>>152851999yeah man hardcore fans would stand, you can jump and sing for your team instead of sitting down, balls squeezed against a rockhard chair, muttering "go team go". you need to understand why the Premier League has completely overtaken the NHL and stop fucking defending garys horrible business decisions. when he took over we were almost bigger than the NBA. the EPL was founded at the same time. now its 100 times bigger than the NHL. hockey has become a sport played by the upper class, enjoyed by the upper middle class under gary bettmans tenure.
>>152852062Based take, but the GTA is probably our only chance of getting an 8th team. And frankly I think it would be based if a new big Canadian team shows up and steals all the spotlight from the >laffs.
Who deserves the calder more? Schaefer or Demidov?
>>152852095former
>>152852052Where's their Cup banners?
>>152852245Gary gave it to dilly ya fucking zoomer retard
The Flames lost to the Kraken by how much? Or was it Utah? They seem the same to me idk. Fuck those teams though. Yeah.
>>152852084>yeah man hardcore fans would stand, you can jump and sing for your teamYou don't understand the north american market. We think that's gay as fuck. Major League Soccer have ultras and they're fucking embarrassing. We have karaoke bars and clubs if we wanna sing and dance, the hockey game isn't our only cultural event in town. We go to the hockey game to watch the hockey game.
>>152852261I mean is there really any similarities with them besides them being the newest teams?
Is Hockey becoming a literal semen slurping sport?https://archive.is/izRPI
>>152852295>The show is popularWho the fuck is talking about this show?
>>152852295>he hasn't remember the Wennberg slash fiction
>>152852295women have always fantasized about fucking rich white chads
I refused to believe anyone is actually talking about this gay hockey show.Whole thing just screams astroturfed.
>>152850864it all started when douchene and harley came back
>>152852295>the first pro player to come out as transgender
>>152852353>Heated Rivalry is a Canadian sports romance television series created, written, and directed by Jacob Tierney for Crave. Based on Rachel Reid's Game Changers novel series, it follows two rival professional hockey players, Canadian Shane Hollander (Hudson Williams) and Russian Ilya Rozanov (Connor Storrie), whose on-ice animosity conceals a passionate, secret romance. It also stars François Arnaud, Robbie G.K., Christina Chang, Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova, Sophie Nélisse, and Dylan Walsh.
jews are trying to fag up our sport bros. if there's one thing hockey has no place for it's gayness
>>152852353>people are talking about a thing I don't like, it must be fake
>>152852405Hockey is for everyone
why is /hoc/ being homophobic again :(
>>152852405Careful interns are itt right this minute
>introduce chel to the sunbelt>rags and trannies and jews within ten years
>>152852409>Nooooooo, don't make such a suggestion! People from Hollywood would NEVER do such a thing.
>>152852426gays are weird and i think not wanting to shower with them is a valid position
>>152852405hockey is for brotherhood
>>152852446based normalguy
>>152852405You're a dinosaur, old man. Gary has seen the future of hockey and it's mixed black lesbian women.
>>152852427/hoc/ is a bussy genny, not man-assknow the difference
>>152852467Sarah nurse is the straightest player in the pwhl probably
bump
>>152852470i know the difference between you and those size 32 jeans its about 200 lbs
my avies :)
>>152852476>black man named sarah>surrounded by white womenyeah I'm thinking straight
Honestly I'm pretty excited about Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey this afternoon.
Anon's avies
>>152852535Alright, let's see if your Avies are still as good as they were in the first half of the season.
>>152852567fatty and the poo
Shannon's latest news video is up
>>152852585>1g, 1ld, captain outa toews injury was what i was really worried about at the start of the season because the ld depth is shitsammy girard on the top line fuckin kill me dude
fagorado gayvelanche
Darras! Taas!
>>152852640It's ok, my Bolts got a bunch of men down as well.
>>152852364It’s true but Harley sucked before. Duchene didn’t. Something went wrong with Harley but I’ll be funny if he costs Canada the gold somehow seeing as how he’s their only American player. Also I have a loved one having some serious health issues lately so as you can imagine my stars losing so much rn is feeling the final straw.
>>152850878i have faith that the canes can outchoke anyone in the league
lets get that bussi bouncing
>cantpucks
>vanpooper
>>152852651good post
rantanen is about to pound that bussi after hearing these boos
>>152852318>Who the fuck is talking about this show?"women's fiction" fansaka fujoshisgatekeep things that you care about or you will lose them to the absolute worst women that you can possibly imagine
why trb jelly of bronze
>>152852799How can I gatekeeper shit when the people in charge are trying to gatekeep me out?
Watching my hurricanes
Did you bros hear about penis inspection day at the Olympics? It’s like an actual thing this year.
>>152852812he came in fourth place to bud, a drunk, and a burrito
canes scarr
>>152852816all clear skies in raleigh i heard
>>152852815I would tell you but I have to keep you out
>>152852842It was a little cloudy today
>Dylan's stors
>>152852815Gaslight gatekeep girlboss I think the Minnesota Frost did that
eat cock randyeat cock finnish randy
slashing went uncalled and a goal followed imagine my shock
Seth Jarvis
I’m thinking about getting on lexapro
slash all finnsheme all swedes
trb is jelly of bud's weight loss success
my team ended up not getting a medal at the wjc and im gonna sperg out in /hoc/
>>152852825If this is what the skiers are doing I can only imagine what the hockey players do for a perceived advantage
>>152852898much like trb
>>152852870Good post
>>152852913trb applied to be the measurer
Jfc, Avs are putting so much pressure on my Bolts.
>>152852913This is why Bedard didn't make the team
just took a sip of Coca Cola
buffalo will get a cup before vancouver
Is Melody Martin still a big name in the Buffalo sports scene?
>>152852952Retard
>>152852815>How can I gatekeeper shit when the people in charge are trying to gatekeep me out?groyp themI don't mean like what the groypers are now, but the original movement where they would just show up to every single event and ask questions to force issues into the discourse and eventually change the debate and public perceptionbe insistent about what you want / believe and just become insufferable about itshow up everywhererespond to every postif you want to keep these sorts of women / progressive fags out of hockey, you have to bully them relentlesslymake them know that they aren't wantedruin their self-confidencebecome unavoidablereshape the conversation and make them believe that they're not in control anymore and that they can never change it backdrive them insane
the bussi is open
Zegras!!!!
Blatant ref puck in the Lenovo center hate to see it
>Rod didn't challenge a bad goal AGAINFIRE HIMFIRE THIS FUCKING FAILUREHE'S A COWARDHE HAS NO PULSEHE'S WORTHLESS
>>152852936his mom was busy with pulling corey perry's foreskin lol
>>152852982did it go in through bussi?
Oh yeah happy J6 to my ameribros :)
>>152853008You did not seriously think an NHL coach could contend with the will of the reffies? There are none who can.
>>152852975
holy christ buffalo is absolutely dominating vancouver
>>152853023reminds me of bud and trb
>>152852991I don’t think about him at all (no really, i don’t)
McLeod is actually pronounced "McCloud", not Mc-Lee-Odd. Anyways he just scored
Gostisbehere smacked the fuck out of that puck fr fr
>>152853018Oh shit time flies.
FASTER THAN THE CONCORD
>>152853036I always pronounced it Mc-Clod.
>>152853047BOMBASTIC
>bald swedish fraud and balding Mexican fraud meet at center ice cool episode
>>152852893made me sleepier than sleepy mika
Nikishin heemed that nigga
>>152853021worthless post
take a shot once in a while necas
>>152853069Why do you feel it necessary to mention their baldness? Doesn’t add anything to your post.
FULL FRONTAL FINISH
>>152853101Really only the fraudulence is necessary
>>152853101it paints a picture
500th post bump
>>152853140Thank you for your service bwo :3
>>152853146yw im too retarded to bake
BAKING>BAKINGBAKING>BAKINGBAKING>BAKINGBAKING>BAKINGBAKING>BAKING
Where is it cuck
i got a good post but im not posting it yet
Where the fuck is it cuck
>>152836135>>152836135>>152836135
Try not to seethe too hard about society in the next one
My Bolts :~)
We’re waiting cuck
>>152853217God damn, I can believe we're in the lead.Go BOLTS!
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>>152847820> David KämpfLol
