rebounds per minute played * 48ming@drizzle-drizzle:/tartary/d/other/ball $ mawk '{print 48*($24/$8), $2, $3}' 26cel |sort -rn15.0244 Neemias Queta12.7792 Luka Garza11.76 Jordan Walsh11.234 Xavier TillnSr11.0769 Amari Williams10.9091 Josh Minott10.3784 Hugo González9.68421 Chris Boucher8.92035 Jaylen Brown7.74194 Sam Hauser7.68 Ron HarperJr6.73684 Baylor Scheman6.4 Payton Pritcrd6.10651 Derrick White4.65823 Anfenee Simonspoint per shot p/(fga+(fta/2))g@drizzle-drizzle:/tartary/d/other/ball $ mawk '{print $30/($10+($20/2)), $2, $3}' 26cel |sort -rn1.40385 Luka Garza1.4 Jordan Walsh1.31169 Neemias Queta1.3 Baylor Scheman1.27273 Josh Minott1.2 Hugo González1.18271 Jaylen Brown1.12446 Anfenee Simons1.12375 Payton Pritcrd1.12 Xavier TillnSr1.11111 Amari Williams1.08824 Sam Hauser1.07781 Derrick White0.8 Ron HarperJr0.754098 Chris BoucherSalaries Current Celtics contracts Rk Salary1 Jayson Tatum $54,126,4502 Jaylen Brown $53,142,2643 Derrick White $28,100,0004 Anfernee Simons $27,678,5715 Sam Hauser $10,044,6446 Payton Pritchard $7,232,1437 Hugo González $2,783,8808 Baylor Scheierman $2,619,0009 Xavier Tillman Sr. $2,546,67510 Luka Garza $2,461,46311 Josh Minott $2,378,87012 Neemias Queta $2,349,57813 Chris Boucher $2,296,27414 JD Davison $2,270,73515 Jordan Walsh $2,221,677
>>152844756playgarzawalshquentaxavieramariand give most shots to garza n walsh
>>152844756>Oklacuckma getting railed by the HornetsSOVL
WE DID IT
>>152844943/bet/bro?
>>152844943how many 1,000s did u lose already tho?
>>152845233Literally impossible to lose money, I've explained this plenty of times already.Robinhood, a stock trading app, treats teams as futures trading contracts. All you're doing is buying contracts on the lowest penny value you can, and then you sell it higher. Hello, mcfly?
>>152845307say what? lol you left a WHOLE lot out brah
In all seriousness, does anyone want to talk hoop? Genuinelly
>>152845781Hey, you know the Pistons one again!
>embiid lost to jalen pickett
>Knicks collapsingShoulda hung that banner
>>152850251And take space from meaningful banners?
>>152850265Billy Joel and Phish earned those banners.
The Pacer
>>152845781I've been shooting hoops for a couple years but IDK shit about the sport. Who's your favorite retired player>>152851597Hospital tours
>>152844813why are you using awk when basketball reference exists
Which ring would be the most impactful and memeable out of Jokics number 2, currys 5, lukas 1, kds 3, giannis 2, sgas 2 or the Unctions 1
>>152851542Who knows, Nick Kerr's father is a terrible development coach anyways
>>152844756>Highest expectations in 10 years Is this mostly because of the competition level in the east right? Because theres no way a team with a new coach and a new system could have such high expectations
celtGODs run this league
>>152851793Jew York is a different animal
>First Grand Blue chapter of the year dropped
Every game tonight is ass.
>>152851877But I like ass. Man ass. Go Nuggies
>>152850265>>152851597Those are both insane stats.
>>152851877How ass?
>>152845307If it was impossible to lose money, then the app wouldn't exist.
>>152850906>Betmgm has best NBA odds.FUCKING FINALLY SOMEBODY TELLS ME THIS, IVE BEEN ASKING FOR SOMEBODY TO TEACH ME HOW TO SAFELY GAMBLE WITH THE BEST ODDS AND NOBODY SAYS SHIT.honestly I dont even want to gamble at this point, too much work, and its a stupid coinflip anyway
>>152852341if you're worried about gambling addiction and don't want to gamble, why would you start gambling
When will the league address the blatant antisemitism
Watching for Big Dick Rick's 1000th win
>>152852556they're out here losing to the wizards bro
>>152852556I'm watching it just to have something to watch while i'm working on my custom action figure kek
>>152852605Pacers are winning this game.Book it. Cash it. Do whatever you gotta do with it.
>>15285026513/88
#NeverForget
>>152851793Yeah those expectations were set by Hali's achilles choking, not by the Knicks being any less terrible than they were last year
No donovan?
I can't wait for my Pacers to get fucked in the draft lottery
>>152852605Wizards aside, that's a brutal schedule.
im sort of new to nba has there ever been a team that made the finals and then the very next season has a record as shit as the pacers ?
chokegaypee thunder suck dick
>>152852761The Bulls went 13-37 after winning the title in 1998. Basically Haliburton = MJ.
>>152852761recently, the cavs and warriors, but the pacers are on a worse pace
>>152852756kings, pelicans, no giannis bucks, wizards, and almost all east teams
>>152852835>almost all east teamsYour best team just lost to the Hornets
>>152851835Many are saying this.
Hali with spectacles looks like a serial killer
Pacers got no calls even when Hali was cooking. But now that he's out, this shit is downright criminal.
Good morning Lakechads, seething sirs and ball knowers. Today will be a great day
>>152852857okc aren't "my" anything but they went 26-1 against the east in calendar year 2025
>>152853081>26-1 against the east in calendar year 2025What about in the Finals?
Lou's just like you.He's on meds too.
>[McDonald] Victor Wembayama won this round. He will return from a knee injury tonight at Memphis. The All-Star will come off the bench and remain on a minutes limit
>>152853152year 3 and he is already load managing
my wolvies are playing the heat tonight. let's go wolves
>>152853167>just turned 22
>>152853186thank you chris finch for getting the refs to officiate OKC fairly awoooooooooooooo
>>152853089I said they're not my teamif frauds can go 26-1 against you, what does that say
>>152853167He's being load managed, there's a difference. He wants to play, the team doesn't want him for his body's sake
>>152853213yeah wemby goes 110% like a psycho
UMMMM THE PACERS AND WIXARDS ARE WINNING????
>>152853267it's the dog days of the nba. Anything can happen til these trades start popping off
Utah at OKC tomorrow they giving Utah 17.5 pointseasiest money ever?
IT'S 8PM START THE FUCKING GAME
sixers chads...
Once again Luke Kornet is the preferred starting center over Wembiich. Mitch Johnson has learned that Wembie is useless against starters an can only be employed effectively against second stringers.
Jay Huff at halftime>13 pts>5-8 fg>3-6 3pt>2 rebs>+8Looks like a pretty good Turner replacement
>>152853364>6-0 with wemby off the benchmitch is a genius
>>152853469>>152853469>>152853469Lakersvs Pels GAMETHREAD >>152853469>>152853469>>152853469
>Shams: "Nikola Jokic is rehabbing around the clock...I am told he has started spot shooting on the court...you're looking at the end of this month as a window (for a return)"Hes coming back first game after the road trip next week
>>152853385Huff & Furphy are Indy's two best players
>>152851758Curry everyone starts arguing hes above Kobe, Magic, Lebron and duncan with ring 5
>>152853493>retard alert
Looks like the spurs game have started. I'm switching to that game
The lakers arent even fun to hate watch because Luka is such a boring player. It was fun watching AD fall down and DLO be good 40% of the time
>>152853493Stop making regular season gamethreads. /nfl/ was fucking LAUGHING at us last time.
>>152853577Petefag and his goons are so addicted to making threads that they're starting to make RS game threads
grizzlies lookin low energy
>>152853501SAAR THE JOKER IS COMING BACK SIR DOING THE NEEDFUL REHAB
>Sissy's log cabinWhat kind of name is that?
>>152853639Are you kidding look how fast those guys got out of the way so that gentleman could dunk between them.
>>152853731sissy is southern slang
>>152853744What does it mean? I googled it, and the results all say it's either a slur, effeminate male, or sister
>>152853813in context? big sister. the female version of "bubba"
my Heatles gettin revenge on lil somalia
Somebody do CPR on the grizzlies.
>>152853831I see. So i guess that log cabin is for females
>>152853839they should be down more
>>152853860correct, jewelry is for women
>everybody refusing to post in the (((other))) general because of antisemitism4chan is my home
Sam Merrill & Jay Huff the leading scorers in Cavs vs Cers.
>>152853875Isn't log cabin a house lol?
gaybe status: FUCK YOU
>>152853907You ever see how they build them? Worth watching because it's a good survival tool
>>152853886Jews are the most statistically over represented race in the NBA, being butthurt about Jews being the world's best basketball players is nothing to be proud of.
kyrie is jewish
>>152853917But that guy >>152853875 says it's a jewelry shop
>>152853898McConnell & Potter are the two leading Pacers bench scorers, Huff is the leading starter. Siakam and Nembitch can only try to keep up by chucking massively and hitting a few shots with 30% shooting percentage.
>>152853918
>>152853918i can tell you're not a jew cuz you can't do basic math.
>Lukek 0-5 from 3the downfall of his 3 is crazy considering his signature fucking shot is a step back 3
the spurs SUCK
>>152853917>it's a good survival toolno it isn't, it would take you months to build one unless you have a large collection of high tech tools and a large crew of helpers and if you have that then you're not in a survival situation. larping the 1800s is fun, but its not a survival skill. real survival skills are something like making a fortune on NFTs and then using the money to support a large family.
>>152853979I'm convinced his legs are fucked. He doesn't drive to the basket nearly as much as he used to, which was always better than his outside shot particularly because he was great with a lob threat 5 on a pnr.
>>152853984Bro it takes you a few hours if you're just looking to build a survival shelter. Not looking to build Beverly Hills
>>152854001he's lazy.
why do the Pelicans have a radiation green color scheme now?
>>152854010I am pretty sure he knows Lakers ain't winning shit this year so he is just fucking around. Probably talked with Pelinka and the new owner too about it. Either that or he is just waiting until February to get serious.
>>152854066>when you fuck around and get the 3 seedWhy did AD and LeUnc have to fight tooth and nail for the playin?
rudy gobert is probably having his best individual season since he joined the timberwolves
>>152854044>radiation greenIts a themed jersey, the skelican is suppossed to be voodoo themed and is inspired from New Orleans culture. It's one of the better alts in the entire NBA
>>152854086The Westbrick trade was a disaster
Julian Champagnie at halftime>19 pts>6-8 fg>4-6 3pt>5 rebs>2 stls>+13
>ChampagnieThat’s not a real name…right?
the pacers game feed just took a shit, now they're showing the game with no commentary. it's fantastic.
>>152854137Neat idea but it doesn't come across well on TV. Missing a secondary color or something.
>>152854153This team isn't much different. Just traded AD for Luka and put Dominayton in the middle and it is now comfortably a playoff team 2 years in a row despite Lebron's continued decline.
>>152854232That's great, but there is no score either.
>>152854260i keep track in my head
>>152854260just pvre hoops,,,
Miami Weap suck dick
A 5 seconds violation and then a backcourt violationThe Pacers and Cavs are not serious teams
Colonel Nembhard, the tank commander
>>152854303>a backcourt violationhow does he not know you can't do that
Cavs having ptsd from the playoffs last year. Kek
>>152854007a survival shelter and a log cabin are two different things
lmao that's definitely a flop from wemby
>big booty black girl ref
>>152854250Well in 2024 Lakers won 47 games and in 2025 they won 50. It's not that big of a difference even though one team was the 7th seed and the other one was the 3rd. I mean in 2025 they were tied with two other teams with wins and could have easily been play-in tier. Not to mention that they both basically got swept in the first round so who cares that one was "comfortably" a playoff team and the other one wasn't. Also we are not even half-way done with the season this year so they might end up being in the play-in if Luka doesn't start taking things seriously
Paolo lost to the 'zards. Orlando with Paolo out & Franz healthy - one of the best teams in the conferenceOrlando with Franz out & Paolo healthy - one of the worst teams in the conferenceOrlando with both healthy 5-9 seed rangePaolo has got to go
These young athletic high flyers on the pelicans got my dick hard
Holy lockdown defense from harper
if lakers lose this game i'll never put any of the players on this roster in my top 10 for any list
>>152854477>well uh axthually if you do math wrong its the sameshut yo bitch ass up lmao
>>152854503that was sochan forcing the 8 second violation
Team that destroyed OKC 3 times in a row is losing to Memphis. OKC just lost to CharlotteMaybe OKC just sucks and beating them isn't all that big of a deal if they don't have their whistle
what are they feedin them girls
>>152854532they're the defending champions
>>152854532My Lakies used beating shitty ass Memphis as a team bonding activity.
luka is kinda fucking dog shit no?
>>152854549Is she a San Antonio transplant?
>>152854413Go back
I think the grizzlies got this.
LeKING has to do everything
>>152854483There's still hope for Paolo to develop but it's a big problem that he's the 5th best center on his own team. Orlando's in an awkward spot between win now or win later but they could probably go to a finals this year if they chose now.
How is he 42 and lebron is still the best player on his team
BPM is noisy, but in an MVP convo, the top dawgs usually sit high on the list, as they do currently. Being surprising to doubters doesn't bump Jaylen Brown up 10-15 spots.
>>152854517Oh damn. They look so similar lol
Spurs are better without Wembanyama
>>152844756imagine being in your prime and getting exposed by your 42 year old team mate
CAM SPENCER
>>152854668Kawhi is having is best year since 2019 but no one cares because the Clippers are shit
castle havin a bad night
Fox shooting 1/10 and the spurs are still gonna win this is bullshit
>>152854723Kawhi always has stretches of unreal basketball but we know he's going to get a season ending injury soon.
>>152854512I didn't say anything wrong but whatever
>>152854761>I didn't say anything but whatever
>>152854740They just keep getting fouls called.
Nasty refball in the lakers game
i see that the lakers are only up 1. should i tune in to watch LeFail ruins Lukas career some more
wemby is gonna come back in with 4 minutes left and injure himself tryin to do too much
>>152854800>hatewatching lakers in a close game
>>152854758Did these gay ass mods really delete this post 4 minutes after it was posted?
My wolves are up 20 points on the heat :)
As a Mavvie, Nico was objectively correct that Luka is a on a downward trajectory because his body looks toast despite being in his so called prime. Selling high could have been a genius move.His mistake was not getting more from the trade. Not getting Reaves is absolute malpractice. He got fleeced by Pelinka and was utterly hypnotised about doing a deal with the Lakers which his dear Kobe played for. Now the Mavs are missing their first round pick for the next four years aside from this year with a team that is built and helping Luka. We look so utterly lost in offence that it's laughable.
>>1528547232019 was statistically the worst year of his prime. He just stayed healthy that year because he had a team that could win without him.
gonna be a riot in memphis
Mavs should trade kyrie to phoenix for another favor from silver and draft peterson. He would fit really well there
>>152854887Refs were big mad that Wemby got his cookies taken
FUCKING DO SOMETHING LUKA YOU BUM ASS N*****
Luka having a Puka kind of game. Vanderbilt looks like he's playing high
this is legods team. dont you fucking forget it luka bum
>lechink shills still post here
LUKAAAAAAAA
god tier screen from lebron
LuGOD
THERE YA GO BUDDY
sochan in
He shot that shit from Arkansas
lelkshits having so much fun beating <0.300 teams by 2
>>152854964Why can't the Thundturds do it?
5th DPOY loading
Gobert has dominated adebayo in these past two meetings
Fox playing like prime bron out there
>>152854972GoBald has earned it.
Rare Dillingham minutes coming
>>152854964t. fan of one of those teamsKek
>anime taxes commercialBros…?
>>152854919Keeeeek, wish granted
Clutch time against Memphis for the Spurs>Quick take Wemby out of the game!! Get Luke in there!!!Anyone else noticing this?
>>152851793All I'm getting from this is that Celtics were smarter at rebuilding, they literally dropped the bomb on the core and are still second seed even though people thought they were gonna tank were DybantsaPacers didn't really blow anything up and yet they're so dogshit and I dont know why, they only lost Hali and Turner lol
I now remember Jazz legend Joe Ingles
Cam Spencer massive clutch 3
ahh shit spuds
HOLY CAM SPENCER
>>152854980i did not see that shit comin
Spencer is raping the Spurs and its televised, is this even legal?Jock Landale grabbing every rebound too
>>152855014
We traded kat and got randle, Ddv and beringer
>losing to jockstrap
>>152850352>>152850612>>152850933>>152851023Where you at, buddy?
SANTI ALDAMA
who the fuck is jock landale? what is he doing to my spurs?
>the fucking state of wembanscama
GOOD ENDING
>FoxKWAB
>spuds
>>152855060>he thinks it was one personkek
Just end the fucking game already
Why is there a new generation of cold american crackers who are torching BABBs now?
>>152855028>>152854980And just like prime Bron he choked
How did wemby shoot 24 times in 20 minutes? How is that even possible?
>>152855014>breathe>bounce>breathe>bounce bounce>swish
Thank you memphis. My $13 turned into $45 because I never gave up (I wanted to.)
cam spencer has a very peculiar accent What part of the country is he from
luka all smiles beating the worst team in the league you wont even make the play in fat fuck
Awoooooo wolves win
IT'S IN THE REFRIGERATOR
my Lakies WON
>tomorrow's games
>>152855103his older brother Pat on the Larriors is partially deaf and speaks weird because of it. he picked it up i guess
>>152855104This lil nigga cryin', fr XD
Cam Spencer>21 pts>7 rebs>8 asts>1 stl>+11White boi carried bum ass JJJWemby>21 mins>30 pts>10-20 fg>3-6 3pt>5 rebs>3 asts>1 stl>1 blkWasted kino performance because Fox kept trying to play hero ball
>>152855079Why are you such a passive aggressive bitch? I told you it didn't matter either way if Wemby was playing. You can't even collect receipts in an honest manner.
>>152855103Maryland apparently.
>>152855120i miss vorpic bros
apparently giannis to ny is done
>gaybe DNP - coaches decisionthis guy SUCKS
>>152855144
wtf the mavs haven't played yet nigga its my bedtime
>>152855104>luka all smiles beating the worst team in the league you wont even make the play in fat fuck
https://x.com/memgrizz/status/2008741260589494283>CAM "CAM SPENCER" SPENCER
>>152855120>lakers back to back on the road scheduled losshate watchers we out here
>>152850330>I don't like this spot for the Spurs. First night of a b2b with Lakers up tomorrow. Wemby likely not playing. Spurs are 2-5-1 ATS as road favs.don't rewrite history now
>>152855175What time do you get up at Grandpa?
wemby gonna be the next draymond.
>>152855175They're not worth watching. It's going to be ass basketball. I hope the Kangs fuck them up.
>>152855322I thought they were good since AD came back
>>152855375ADisney has no effect on winning.
Luka outplayed by 41 yr old LeBron again
>>152855308What does that even mean
i just got home and there are no games on???? where are all the 11pm west coast games???
Pooka Poopcic
the sac kings are 8-28?????
>>152851835where in quebec are you from?
LeBron>30 pts>8 assits>3 stocks>1 turnover>+10>33 minutesLuka >30 pts>10 assists>3 stocks>5 turnovers>+2>37 minuteslevels to this shit
So wait, you're tellin' me that SGAy and OgayC got their bussies blown out by the fuckin Hornets? lmaoooooo
>>152855060are you retardedyou bitched out of responding when I explained that I didn't want to hear bragging about one-offs and cherrypicked short runs, I wanted to see what your advice trended toward in the long run, which you refuse to show because you're down (or betting pennies, and ashamed)I don't care at all if you won 2 bets tonight, but you getting ready to post 5 hours later right at the final buzzer proves that you did "care if I believe you" and whatever else, but could not prove me wrong
>>152855120If my Lakies somehow win this they will be the 2 seed wtf
At the kings game rn. It’s bleak.
>lebum paid propagandists posting nonstop and getting literally zero (you)s
>>152855594Good. I'm putting $10 on the Suns.
>>152855594>8pm start>black time so it's like 8:20 startnaw this shit has gone too far this season. I blame streaming
>>152855120tickets as low as >$9>$5>$14>$17 to see the champsHow dead is this sport?
>>152855456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY2Ytai4a2M
watching darius garland. this kid could actually be really good. genuinely surprised when watching him today. unlike the typical modern day point guard, he actually has some pretty good offball instincts, and doesnt seem to need to dominate the ball to have an impact, or score.ive seen comparisons to steve nash with him, but nash had no offball game, and was also clearly a much better shooter no offense. that offball instinct garland has though, makes up for his defense imo, since defense is basically the only other way one can have impact offball, other than being a play finisher and lob threat, which is much more conditional than offball movement and defense.to me, this therefore puts him above a lot of modern guards actually. genuinely did not expect to be this impressed by him.i mean, the cavs suck, due to the fact they even came close to losing this game, but i have more respect for garland than i did before, never really watched the cavs like this, will keep my eye out now.
>>152855619It’s actually kinda comfy. Plenty of time to grab dinner and drinks before the game without rushing.
I fucking hate the Dallas Mavericks.
>Old SacSOVL
>>152855644he's too injury prone
>>152855644What makes a good offball player
>>152855581i'm taking betanon's 2 wins tonight off the board after this one hahaha
>>152855696hustle
BetGAWD won
>>152855752
Yeah lets ruin a potentially generational SF by forcing him to become a PG in his rookie season
Kings are actually starting Maxine Reno
are we doing cooper at the point again
Lmao is kidd still doing the flagg pg gimmick?
westbrook plays like hes 60 yers old
BAWBcord, how we on Pooper these days?
>>152852371>why would you start gamblingneed money, swimming in student loan debt
>>152855838Kon stole his aura
is that a man or a woman
>>152855866The council has spoken! The BAWB society doth not claim Pooper Fagg! Shall be reevaluated when on the Lakers
>>152855838Coop's stonks are on the rise and is on pace to get RotY of fellow BAWB Kon. BAWBs win no matter what
>>152855838the nipple is dogwalking this race
>>152855860vast majority of gamblers lose money, and if you become a gambling addict you're fuckedand if you are actually good at it you will get banned or rate-limited from online betting apps, because legally they can refuse service. this is why professional sports bettors have to use crypto prediction markets
>>152855838His retarded coach is ruining him by continually playing him out of position
>>152855934Lakers will fix him
Me and Jordan Clarkson have a 0.01% chance of winning the NBA racewar if it happens.
>>152855838KKKnueppel > Coopah
>>152855780>>152855773He assumes he can get away with treating it like a practice game against the Kings, maybe
basketball
>tfw to intelligent to box out
>>152855308>ripped his bussy instead
I love watching Westbrook play. I call him Hustle Westbrook because he brings nothing but hustle in his game. I should call him Hustle Bestbrook actually.
>>152855981yo it's THE dallas mavericksput some effort in bitch
the forgotten Jokic's backup
>>152855773If you can't run some point you're not even Iggy/Lamar Odom tier much less generational.
>>152855594>At the kings game rn.
>>152854194gobgoat...
>>152856060Slander. Reported
Poopah...
these teams are so irrelevant they dont even have commentators on this game LOL.. kind of prefer this honestly
Wtf has happened to the stream, the graphics have changed and there's no commentary. It's actually nice
>>152854413So in the end, nobody knows if sissy's log cabin is a house or a jewelry...Anyways, how's flagg doing?
>>152856161technical difficulties
what did anthony davis do to desrve this
>>152855581>when I explained that I didn't want to hear bragging about one-offs and cherrypicked short runs,Who gives a flying fuck what you want? You are the one on my dick. I don't have to explain anything to you. My work speaks for itself.
>>152856239>Who gives a flying fuck what you want? You are the one on my dick. I don't have to explain anything to you. My work speaks for itself.Who gives a flying fuck what you want? You are the one on my dick. I don't have to explain anything to you. My work speaks for itself.Who gives a flying fuck what you want? You are the one on my dick. I don't have to explain anything to you. My work speaks for itself.
>>152856219we're gonna be a dyna......AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AD dead? I wasn't watching
The only categories Jaylen Brown is currently top-5 in:FGFGAUSGTO
>>152855696just watch wardell stephen goat curry to find outit requires high cardio and a degree of awareness of the defender and your teams position, for some reason people dont factor offball movement in high ball iq despite the awareness it requires.good cutters use the momentum of their defender following them to juke them, have good feat for changing direction quickly, lots of feints, decently physical enough to hold up against the extra aggression allowed by defenders because refs are retards that barely call anything offballthats the gist of it.being a good rebounder could also be argued to be good offball impact but the thing is, rebounding is so one dimensional and size dependent, that its less about awareness and more about effort.you cant effort your way to good offball movement because it covers the entire half court and requires genuinely good feet abd balance, cardio, etc. thats why its rarer to see good offball players.
>>152856239>Who gives a flying fuck what you wantyou, clearly, based on you responding and thinking about me 6 hours laterI have a simple and easy demand I'll repeat any time I see you post and get reminded of your existence, it takes me about 5 seconds and causes you unquantifiable pain as you wriggle and writhe to get out of proving you aren't a fraud, to the public and yourself
>>152855911Im just looking for one big bet, das all. then i ban myself from betting for 6 months maybe
>>152856322good plan, anon
Investigate Klay. He literally just gave it straight to the opposition>>152856300thanks for the effort post lad
>>152856322>I just want one good hit and then I'll put down the needlethe people who set the odds aren't retarded
why are the kings running 2 bigs
This is a tough watch. Not sure if kyrie is gonna fix this
>more refball against the kings
both of these shit teams need to make the call
>>152852270It's a stock trading app, retard
Had to pull the clips because I dont think you guys realize how valuable and rare this off ball stuff is. This isnt even his best one i caught this game, but i picked it specifically because of the scenario. You have NO IDEA how many times ive watched a player get stuck and pick up their dribble and im mentally yelling at my screen telling players to move around so he can pass the ball.Even when most players move, the create no advantage, the ball is just reset at the top of the key, so the dude who picked up his dribble can get it back, or so that the dude who got the ball can run his play. Which just wastes time on the shot clockThe worst and most common outcome i see though, is that, the person getting the ball in these situations, just instantly fires a shot.Its what i call the "bail out pass" to somebody whos still covered because theyre not good at offball movement, and so its a coinflip whether the shot goes in. Those are some of the worst assists i don't even count because you dont deserve credit for such a "narrow possibilities pass" just cuz someone made it.If yiu think vidrel just takes "hustle" you don't know ball. Fundamentally. There are like a thousand hustle players. You rarely see them, with a defender sticking to them so tightly, from the top of the key all the way to the paint, leaving that defender in the dust without even touching the ball.
>>152856305>6 hours laterBuddy, you've been on my dick for years.
why do they keep playing this rookie center who sucks ass? precious is already there. and you got malik monk and schroder sitting on the bench
>>152856402>reddit fileyou have to go back
I completely forget Sabonis existed. Kings are no different with or without him
>>152856402I promise you I haven't, but I will keep doing it in perpetuity whenever I see a post until you post a long-run profit-loss statement with some volume
>>152856424I got some OC too. Made this after Pacers won game 2 in NY.
>>152856449>AI>OCpick one.
>>152845307>All you're doing is buying contracts on the lowest penny value you can, and then you sell it higherwhat happens if it goes even lower>>152856385>It's a stock trading apptaking money from day traders making dumb trades is an entire industry
Think Detroit will make it to the finals this year?
>>152856430Honestly, I only ever read the first sentences of your awful posts. Uou are such a faggot.
>resting after a set at the gym>some guy finishes his set and appears to be crying(?) and goes to the bathroomAny ideas what's happening here /nba/
>>152856482but that post was only 1 sentenceI don't think you're tyrese haliburton
>>152856522I'm sorry you lost $50 on that one parlay when I went 4-0.
>>152856513sometimes the pump is just that good.
mavs are gonna get murdered again huh, I bet the gap will only grow from here. how do they turn this season around?
It's over.
>>152856555I've never taken your betting advice in my life, you're clearly retardedwanna know how you could prove I made a bad decision by not trusting you?
>>152856513Heartbreaking broke up/The girl he loves just got taken/married
>>152856584>I've never taken your betting advice in my lifeYou are angry because you lost $50 trying to fade me. It's okay, man. We all win some and lose some. I might win or lose this San Diego State moneyline I have going right now, but I won't be such a little bitch about it if I lose.
>>152856513his parlay didnt hit
Kings shoud trade sabonis for trae young. Vivek would get his steph curry and both sides would be happy.
>>152856570Mav sissies... the future is not looking bright
>>152856322Just use Robinhood, you fucking dummy, find the lowest priced teams. Bet a hundo, you don't even need them to win the game. All you're doing is buying low and selling high.All the Utah jazz need to do here is gain 20 cents on the dollar and you'll already make a profit, you just cash out no differently then if you bought and sold AMD stock. A hundred dollar bet = $1000 payout, but you can cash out at a $400 or $500 profit if they merely raise their stock to 40 or 50 cents on the dollar Anyone who places a bet on a team that starts out a game at 10c on the dollar, and then cashed out when they're worth 20c on the dollar, has already made a nice profit. This isn't sports betting. It's stock trading
>>152856634This guy HAS to be a shill for robin hood
>>152856674You have negative IQ if you still can't understand how this works
>>152856616I can' t just think you're a fraud who loses money based on your posts? I swear on the life of my mother, my father, my entire family, everything I care about in this world, may god send me to the deepest pits of hell for eternity if I lie, I have never followed a single one of your bets nor bet against you nor considered your advice in any way
>>152856634>This isn't sports betting. It's stock tradingthere's a fine line between gambling and stock trading
>>152856720And if your "sports' betting app, locks you in on bets, doesn't allow you to cash out whenever, and doesn't allow to cross and futures trade, then yes, you're just gambling.Thankfully, no one here is using sports betting apps
>>152844756Poopers knee exploded like Kennys did in south park
>>152856570I knee(l)
Fuck you Kidd
>>152856700You can fade me. Or post your own picks (you won't pussy, scared of anonymous scrutiny). But if you're gonna be on my dick, if that's gonna be your identity in this general, then you better believe I will cock slap every time I win.
Might take contested step back long 2 for the 12th time this game
rip coop
>>152856759>no one here is using sports betting apps
>>152856696Oh I understand how it works. Either YOU don’t understand how it works, or you are a shill. So pick one
My brothers in Christ there's a /bet/ general for people who like you
>>152856795>Oh I understand how it works.Then explain it
>>152856800but he said it's not gambling.
>>152856769>scared of anonymous scrutinyaren't we're having this conversation because you're bitching about the slightest real anonymous scrutiny
>>152856809>just buy low and sell high, just like the stock market, it’s just that simple That’s what you said, and you want me to take you seriously.
the kings are another level of ass
I think SGA has the potential to dethrone Westbrook as the greatest Oklahoma City Thunder player of all time
>>152856814No, we're having this conversation because you need my attention. You can easily fade my picks. We got a nice, big card tomorrow. I'll be here to talk about the games it.My SD State moneyline is getting close so I'm gonna watch that and go to bed. Goodnight, sweetheart.
Anthony Davis has a sickening fetish with the floor
the greatest proof of betanon's lack of regular success is him crashing out for 2 and a half hours when he finally gets 2 wins in a night.
>>152856570>71-64kangz have to go on a 15-4 run for the ai to be right
>>152856854Their veterans are dead assets no other teams wants and they have no blue chip youngstersFortunately they have their own picks but knowing the kangz they will draft a bust with it (hope I'm wrong though)
>>152856759you are gambling, you are predicting that the contract won't go down further, and you have no real recourse if it does. you need your gains to outweigh your losses, and to beat everyone else trying to do the same thing with the same information, using market makers who built an edge for themselves into the system. robinhood charges you 2 cents of fees on contracts that are at most a dollar, so you're buying in at 10 cents and you need it to reach 12 cents to break evenif there was a way to perfectly hedge your bets and always win, it would be free money. you are not the first person to invent "buying when the stock is low and waiting for it to go up before selling"
>>152856856He already has
>>152856872>You can easily fade my picksyou really are retarded. you sports bet and don't consider the vig and how odds are set?if you just picked randomly throughout the year on true 50/50 games at 50/50 odds, no one would lose money on average. I'm not saying you're a genius at picking the wrong thing, I'm saying you're losing money by not succeeding enough on good enough odds
>>152856903I really don't think you understand how this works, it's literally the same as stock trading complete with stop loss limits and futures contracts actionsI already bought and sold the kangz for a profit btw when they were up by 10 points
>>152856976This is a new level of degeneracy. Please call the gambling hotline.
>>152856976I understand exactly how it works, I even explained the problem and where you lose your money unless you keep making the right pickspeople lose money trading stocks every day, with stop loss limits and futures contracts and everything. I even posted an interesting article about retail traders making retarded decisions and losing their money, with "cashing out whenever and cross trading and future trading" and everything else
>Kangz
>>152857010>even explained the problem and where you lose your moneyYou literally cannot lose money. If your stick goes down you cash out, at no loss.You have absolutely no idea how this works
>>152857010How many times have you walked up to a booky and demanded your money back because your team was losing? Do they allow you to do that?
>>152856634i see...so robinhood is the way, thank you
>>152857027>>152857046oh my god bro>>152856903>robinhood charges you 2 cents of fees on contracts that are at most a dollar, so you're buying in at 10 cents and you need it to reach 12 cents to break evenif your stock goes down you lose your exchange fees, which would be 20% of the value if you bet on the jazz at 10 centsquant firms are not banned from using prediction markets. why are they not taking this free money?
>>152856897Scariest thing if you're a Kings fan has to be that the team doesn't even seem to value it's best asset (Keon). Some contender is going to swoop in and get him for peanuts and you'll get to see him lock up an all star guard in the playoffs while your team tries to stay relevant by starting both Murray twins.
I told you how bad AD was
>>152856856He literally won an MVP as a 1 seed btwand won OKC's 1st title in OKCHe is the greatest Thunder player ever
>>152857077>There's minor exchange fees, take that!!Like in every single form of contract trading?Lmao, you dumb child
Luka so lazy
ad can't even inbound a ball?
>>152857231How do you say unibrow in chinese
>>152857212>s minor exchange feesyou suggested someone buy jazz at 10 cents with 2 cent fees, which is 20% fees. that's worse than parlaysif you are buying and selling midgame and taking (at absolute best) 2-3% hits every time you do it, you are gonna get fucked
>>152857088Seems to me Kings have decided they don't want to pay Keon next contractAnd other teams not really exited to trade for a defensive player with no consistent offense product
>Westbrick
HAHAHAHAHA WESTBRICK
Everyone in the arena just know he's gonna miss that
>>152854260Real hoopers don't need to see the score
damn that was an awful game
I swear the kangz were winning all game
>>152855520>stocksArs they playin Melee
Kidd’s offensive scheme is live and die by AD contested middies
>>152857246A $120 bet on the jazz at 10 cents gets you $1000 payout, the commission fee...$20Yo don't understand how commission fees work
>>152857360Kidd is a fucking fraud, it's unbelievable that he is still coaching the Mavs after all this time.
>>152857246This is what happens if someone buys into the jazz right now for a $1000 payout at 10c on the dollar
>>152857445And if they merely cash out at .50 cents on the dollar
buy an ad robin hood fag
At any rate, we made some beer money tonight, much more to be made tomorrow
>>152856513Why are you paying so much attention to him that you would post about it
>>152857366>>152857445what do you think I don't understand1000 contracts at 10 cents each, 2 cents in fees to trade in or out. you pay $20 in fees to buy in, if it drops 1 cent you cash out at 9 cents losing 1 penny * 1000 and lose another $10, and you pay $20 to cash out. $50 of your $120>>152857453this depends on the jazz raising the buy price to 50 cents. there is no guarantee that it goes up at all
>>152857504>this depends on the jazz raising the buy price to 50 cents. there is no guarantee that it goes up at all....when you buy into a contract at a price, the price is fixed at that contract, even if it changes...anon, you're out of your element.We already bought into utah 2 hours ago
>>152857515I'm aware, you cannot cash out at 50 cents if the jazz never raise the contract's value to 50 cents, regardless of what you bought it at
I'm starting to think Deandre Ayton may be good at basketball
>>152857531That's why you buy into the lowest contract possible for pennies ion the dollar, it literally does not matter what the jazz do tomorrow, it's all going to be profit
>>152857382Well they’re clearly not the most competent front office, so it’s quite believable desu
>>152857552>That's why you buy into the lowest contract possible for pennies ion the dollarwhy is the contract's value so low, why is it underpriced relative to the rate at which it comes true when the point of a prediction market is to give a % estimate of the likelihood of an event. the other people trading the contract are betting the jazz will win 10% of the time, you are betting against them>it literally does not matter what the jazz do tomorrow, it's all going to be profitit does matter, because if they don't raise the value of the contract to your limit price, you don't make any money
The Celtics have the best record in the NBA since the Earth passed through the debris trail of the mysterious asteroid 3200 Phaethon.
Justice for Calvin Booth
Best player on each team latelyATL : Nickeil Alexander-WalkerBKN : Day'Ron SharpeBOS : Jaylen BrownCHA : Brandon MillerCHI : Matas BuzelisCLE : Darius GarlandDAL : Anthony DavisDEN : Peyton WatsonDET : Cade CunninghamGSW : Stephen CurryHOU : Kevin DurantIND : Pascal SiakamLAC : Kawhi LeonardLAL : Luka DoncicMEM : Jaren Jackson Jr.MIA : Norman PowellMIL : Giannis AntetokounmpoMIN : Anthony EdwardsNOP : Trey Murphy IIINYK : Jalen BrunsonOKC : Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderORL : Desmond BanePHI : Tyrese MaxeyPHX : Devin BookerPOR : Deni AvdijaSAC : Zach LaVineSAS : Julian ChampagnieTOR : Brandon IngramUTA : Lauri MarkkanenWAS : CJ McCollum
>>152857445>>152857453Youve convinced me bro, this is 100% the safer, smarter odds way to bet.Going to download Robinhood sometime this week, just hope theres no fee other than betting fee, like an account fee or something idk. I know about the extra 2 cents, but it seems small considering how seemingly fair the odds can be.
>>152857482How did you get so much on such a small by the margins win from Dallas? It was a 2 point game.
>>152854779And... Grizzlies win,I wonder if the league will force a Wemby to OKC trade, im just amazed on how the Spurs go around and choke game after game, even with Wetbananas dropping 30 off the bench,I guess Barnes shooting like shit didn't help lol
>>152857570These values are practically meaningless, they don't represent "odds" in the classical sense of a sportsbook, this is why you have such a hard time grasping this.Several times this week the nuggets or kicks started off games at 20c on the dollar, yet teams like the wizards are at 30, lolFor anyone with half a brain these bets are practically highway robbery, you're basically stealing money. Imagine being able to bet in the nuggets at 10 cents on the dollar while the other team was at 90.I don't have to imagine that because it happened yesterday
>>152857610nta. Sounds like your strategy is>the nba is rigged>the game must become closer because, it's le nbaSo you just time the market and cash out when refball occurs.
>>152857631Just positive value
>>152857631The NBA being rigged or not really has nothing to do with it, although, if it, it is certainly helpful Because we buy into both teams in the same game and use basic math to gain profit no matter who wins
>>152857610I don't know why you keep trying to pretend I'm retarded. the numbers do represent odds, the market just isn't active enoughwhat you should've been saying from the start is that there isn't enough trading volume early to accurately represent the likelihood of an event. if true this is what makes this strategy work, and basically the only relevant fact (I obviously agree you shouldn't be using sportsbooks to gamble instead, and you can't even at sufficient profitable volume)
>>152857607>Barnes shooting like shit didn't helpfox also had a shit game, and castle and harper had bad games too.
>>152857648>we buy into both teams in the same gamethis makes much less sense than finding an inefficiency in pricingalso I believe you need two accounts because robinhood doesn't let you take both sides of a position
>>152857650It's entirely dependent on the price asking/bid price of the teams, not the odds If you understood this an hour ago why didn't you say so? All we're doing is buying into a team at the lowest bid price, the outcome is ultimately negligible
>>152857663>because robinhood doesn't let you take both sides of a positionIt most certainly does. Don't make me post more screencaps
sounds like anon is exploiting an inefficiency in an underdeveloped market. This is unironically how rich people are made. Who knows when this inefficiency will be corrected but I definitely wouldn't have posted about it on the internet
>>152857610>I don't have to imagine that because it happened yesterdayI skipped over thisthe reason you got the nuggets at 10 cents on the dollar is that they were missing their 7 best players, a g league squad beat the fully healthy 76ers, which is extremely unlikely>>152857667>price asking/bid price of the teams, not the oddsit is "the odds" phrased a different way. 10 cents to buy a contract that resolves to a dollar if the jazz win states that the market's odds are 10% that they win, buying it at 10 cents is a bet that you think the odds will rise above that+your trading fees>why didn't you say sowhy did you keep trying to call me stupid when I told you stop loss and futures contracts weren't the reason you were making money and didn't make it not gambling>>152857672>It most certainly does.you may be right, they claim otherwise
>>152857689>you may be right, theyThat's all there is too it, I use the app, you don't. ; ) I
>>152857688at least his trades are private on kalshi>>152857698you don't play nba basketball either, but you have opinions on that and would take issue if a player started talking about levitation
>>152857688As long as Robinhood classifies prediction markets as futures contract trading, I don't see this being changed. There's really no reason too
Plus we're going on like 8 months now of this or more
>>152857718that's not the inefficiency he's talking about. you will make money so long as the market does not set the odds properly and you have an edge by recognizing reality more accurately. if that becomes harder as more people take advantage and trade these contracts, you lose your edgeI can't keep doing this I gotta sleep. if it's working, make as much money as you can doing this, don't expect it to go on forever
>>152857739They're not odds, they're literally bid asking prices in real time because Robinhood treats these teams as actual stocksThat's why this works. Robinhood would have to remove prediction market trading entirely then, no more live event trading I don't see any reason for them to do that. They're making money hand over fist with the commission fees after all at dynamic price ranging . They probably knew this from day one
>>152857758when you buy at 10 cents, it's because someone wants to sell at 10 cents, like a stockwhen a stock is underpriced and people become aware (let's say there's a likely buyout planned at above market price), people rush to buy at the current rate, which drives the price up. the shares up for sale at 10 cents are exhausted, people have to pay 11 cents to get one, and so on. the more attention is paid, the more trading activity there is, the more the stock's price represents its value (less true for actual stocks but obviously true when a game resolves a contract to 1.00 or 0.00 at a set time)if you are buying systematically underpriced contracts often, if you can consistently make money by buying contracts that do not accurately predict the end result (or where the contract's value will shift), this is an opportunity for someone to make the same bets as you with much more money, which will shift the prices and close the gap you need to profit also again, yes they are odds. 60 cent contracts means the market predicts a 6 in 10 chance of the outcome. you are not buying shares in the team, you are placing a financialized bet. they resolve to 1 or 0 dollars at the end. you are placing a bet with an option to cash out, this exists even on some conventional sportsbooks
>>152857844No one is buying into the utah jazz at 10 cents on the dollar just to sell them again; )
>>152857867>No one is buying into the utah jazz at 10 cents on the dollar just to sell them againyou are, and you claim it's working and basically free moneywhy do you think no one else will replicate this strategy, which will shrink your margins? how long is free money usually available? the yen carry trade and the utah jazz
kings need to fucking kil themselves
>>152857088huh, keon fucking sucks. undersized for a defense guy. their best player is malik monk and he doesnt even get minutes
now you remember kcp, absolutely disappeared after leaving nuggets
based AD based ADisney I want to see him get another ring
>>152857918ynr denverfags getting butthurt over not paying him
>>152857918he was so shit for denver in their laker series i thought (and still do) he did it for lelbron and clutch
>>152857918He's a top 5 Grizzlie player right now. I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back to the Nuggets after his contract is up on a team friendly deal though
>>152857922Every time I hear that him and Kristaps are out for the rest of the season cause of injury or knee sprain but then they end up back on the court somehow
Nets should trade some picks for Anthony Edwards
Jalen Brunson will never win anything because he’s 6 ft nothing. He’s going to be another chris paul. Couldnt happen to a more worthy franchise in the dolan jew york knicks
I cheated on my wife with a prostitute.
>>152858161Hows that cheating?
>>152858112Or giannis
>>152858161no problem. you don't pay them to have sex with you, you pay them to go away afterwards.
>>152854194the gobert effect
S O O N
JaylGOD thread BTW
/nba/ is a LuGOD thread.
>biggest fraud of the league cantony bumwards can't get more views on the full game recap than 41 year old lebron james who also outscored himthis nig really believes he's the descendent of MJ lmfao
>>152858721Cantman is just Tyler Herro with aura
Pelinka needs to do something. I was fine with the Lakers not making any move and treating this year as gap year because I thought Lebron is washed but man, he still got it. I want to see him and Luka actually compete in the playoffs.
At what point did you guys realize that Wembanyama isn’t going to be the generational prospect he was made out to be? First of all, to have even something close to the effect that Jokic has on winning, the prototype for Wembanyama is Kevin Durant. So, a perennial 50-40-90 shooter with elite defense. He’s not going to live up to Durant, because Durant is one of one. Even if he somehow manages to become Durant, is that better than Jokic? That, coupled with the fact that guys his size never stay healthy, means he isn’t going to be the GOAT that everyone made him out to be.
>>152858981If he was going to be a GOAT candidate he would already be in MVP conversations
The Pacers are getting a top pick and Hali will get his Malone without the pedophilia
Took an Embiid, feel way better now
How come nobody ever did this to Bron?
>>152859176lebron is literally a real life Kratos. niggas wouldn't dare
>reffies not handing out welfare checks to chokelahomo anymore>rockets depending on 45 y old manchild kd hitting gamewinners>wemby cant stay on the court because gods child isnt supposed to have those body proportions>celtics are a civil war waiting to happen the second tatum returnswell well well
>>152859273Roleplayers were hitting Jordan directly in the face
>>152858981Durant only played elite defense in short bursts. Wemby has him beat on that side of the ball already.
>>152859322Correct. Also:>Rudy Gobert about to win his 5th DPOY, even though he can’t contain Jokic — the only thing that matters at his positionThe NBA is just GOATic and a bunch of bums.
>>152859428This
>>152859352LMAOOO
>>152859428Jokic got his MVP chain snatched this year. SGA king
>Trae Young has shown interest in potentially joining Brooklyn or Minnesota, but neither team has shown interest back , per @JakeLFischer >“I'm told that Young’s camp has suggested Minnesota and Brooklyn, from their side, as two attractive potential destinations. Yet I'm also told that neither the Timberwolves nor the Nets are in pursuit.”https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2008925377083687364?s=46
>>152859466Trae Young is going to change some desperate team. His stock is at its lowest. This reminds me of when Nash went back to the Suns and became back to back MVP
>>152859466Trae you ARE a Washington Wizard
>>152859466>The Warriors are willing to keep Jonathan Kuminga past the deadline, per @anthonyVslater >“Teamsourceshave said in recent days that they'd be willing to keep Kuminga past the deadline if nothing appealing enough materializes. That could be a strategic posture and it's certainly a risk, considering Kuminga -- making $22.5 million this season -- is currently buried in coach Steve Kerr's rotation, having played 10 total minutes in the past month.”https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2008930608135733317?s=46
>>152859466If getting Trae forced Antman to learn how to play defense it would be a great move
>>152859509Why are the warriors intent on keeping him hostage and then not playing him? I get he’s under a contract he agreed to but it’s hurting both sides.
>>152859509I am tired of hearing about this mediocre player
>>152859466Is traes defense that bad? I mean seriously
>>152859509I don’t see what’s wrong with this? 22 million a year just to ride the bench? Sign me up
Tim Duncan is top 5 all time but we not ready for that conversation.
>>152859509>The Minnesota Timberwolves are open to trading Rob Dillingham, per @JakeLFischer >“I have heard, by the way, that parting with Dillingham is indeed on the table. The Wolves were certainly aggressive in acquiring the No. 8 overall pick in the 2024 NBA Draft to select Dillingham, but he simply hasn't been able to fill Minnesota’s playmaking needs as quickly as hoped and could well benefit from a change of scenery.”https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2008925913283535072?s=46
>>152859563>wolves gave the spurs 2 first round picks for himSpurs robbed ‘em so hard they called them Danny Ainge
>>152859563This is what happens when you try and play street ball in the NBA.
I’m glad box score watchers are being exposed
>>152859585
>>152859601Jokic fans be like
Why does Steve Kerr start 4 6’3 niggas
>>152859601i watch the highlights, say that the guy with the best clips is the true mvp, and shit on the players i barely saw
>>152859613We will never know
NEW>>152859632>>152859632>>152859632>>152859632
>>152859601I watched a NBA instagram reel recap and the first half was all Philly players despite constantly being down 2+ possessions to the Nuggies
>>152859633>PETEFAG! PETEFAG! EVERY TIME! PETEFAG! SHUT UP!
bam and the heat need to break up asap
>>152859633This piece of shit earlyfagged after we went a week without anyone earlyfagging
Kobe
>>152862211Kobe Bryant
>>152862231Kobe Bryant GOAT
>>152861068and then he pushes this one to 500 to try to hide his crimes WE DON'T FORGET
I got 150 shares on the Jazz. What am I in for?
