18 days, 19 hours until UFC 324Heemvious>>152816201
I've never watched UFC before. Whats the appeal?
Amanda Nunes? Is the UFC so bad at promoting young fighters that they ask retired fighters to headline shows now
>>152845745Heems and OH SHIT moments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZ_3LeFxC4
i pick gaethje
Be honest /heem/ What was your worst UFC take in 2025
>>152845865any schaub slander. hes a vet who knows his stuff time to respect
>>152845865i unironically bet money on rountree to beat jiri and was smug AF the first two rounds
>>152845909wouldve won betting the over 1.5. gambling sucks
How we feeling about Jiri vs Ulberg?
There were 21 title fights in 2025>3 KOs>4 submissions>13 decisions>1 NC Don't bet finishes in title fights lads
>>1528459633 rounds or 5? If it's 3 rounds Ulberg wins 29-285 rounds and Jiri KOs him in the championship rounds
>>152845976>betting on fights oof wouldnt dare in the paramount era
>>152845976i hate making the bet but have had good look on title fighters to win by decision
>>152845963Bad matchup for Jiri
>>152845865Weili would easily beat old ass Valentina Lopes would heem Volk Ank would beat Poatan the same way in the rematch
*spits*walks away
>>152845745UFC has high barriers to entry as a fan. Lots of people don't like violence. There are like 600 active fighters and many of them fight once a year so you have to watch for a while before you start to recognize fighters and understand the way they fight. I was a mega cazzie fan through the Conor McGregor era then eventually started watching more and more around 2020-21 now I waste my Saturdays watching prelim fighters no one has ever heard of. Avoid it. Shit is addicting once you get into it.
>>152845745To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand UFC. The strategy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of multiple modalities of martial arts, most of the skills will go over a typical viewer's head. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these skills and strategies, to realise that they're not just swangin and bangin- they reveal a deeper truth about humanity. As a consequence people who dislike UFC truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, Max pointing at the canvas in the final ten seconds, which itself is a reference to hand to hand combat popular in WW2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jailton Almeida's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Joe Rogan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>152846161>lets take a look at the replay i DO have a Joe Rogan tattoo
>>152845865i was hammered in reno and made a 500 dollar bet on some womens prelim fight to finish inside distance cuz i saw some retard on youtube say he liked the value. there were like 40 total strikes landed and they hugged against the cage the whole time
>>152845963Jiri rapes him
>>152846196>reno>womens prelim>youtube gambler reasons value>bet 500you got the story for life thats what counts. that is mma at its core
>>152846235Ulberg is too clean and athletic. He's a bad matchup for Jiri. Won't let Jiri drag him into a crazy brawl
>>152846251i usually bet 20 bucks on ufc and main card fights only. can't even remember who was in the fight...this was 2022 and i think both of the women might be out of ufc now
>>152845596Wtf even is a staph infection? Until I started getting into MMA I had never heard of it at all. Now I hear about it all the time with fighters, Gaethje being the most recent.What's the deal? Why do so manny fighters get this?
>>152846270Staphylococcus Aureus is a common bacteria that can create a terrible infection if it finds somewhere to get into the body and incubate. You usually need super strong antibiotics to kill the infection and it takes weeks to heal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus_aureusWrestlers and BJJ and MMA guys spend a ton of time on the mats. The mats are sweaty and filthy and warm and a perfect environment for bacteria. There are a bunch of other skin conditions that wrestlers get like scabies and ringworm. It's a gross fuckin sport
>>152845865Tom would win.
>>152846298paddy wont want nun of it. gaethje by ko & staph
>>152846270Its literally nothing just a bunch of grown men crying about their boo boos for attention
any fights this afternoon?
looks like no fights. slow afternoon will check on justins lip later
Garth herpes status?
>>152846301I refuse to believe the gane eye pokes led to as much damage as tom is claiming
This is the thread
>>152850028>My neck is a healing from an ingrown hair. >It’s an ingrown hair on my neck and brisket hanging out of my mouth, Nostradamus
>>152845865I mocked anons for weeks who picked BSD over ruffy
>>152850815the hooker matchup is a tough pick
>>152850901No it’s not. BSD will do to him what Arman did. BSD is -300 but will look -1000. Hooker in collecting one last paycheck before retirement.
this is the real thread btw
>>152850958dont count out hooker being slightly motivated not to lose to a frenchman
>>152850968what do you mean? theres two?
Wonder what Dana is doing right now.
>>152851352He’s 36 and has taken a fuckton of damage lately. Fighting on 9 weeks turn against a killer
>>152851736I know, BSD has to be worried with such a short turn around. Hooker is a DAWG
>>152851728Getting ready for Zuffa boxing the night before 324. Starting Friday nothing but fights for a year. Busy busy guy
>>152851786Since when is 9 weeks a fucking short turn around?
>>152851795Yeah but I mean how many Chinese hooker did he bang over the Christmas break?
>>152851796im not saying youre wrong, but for hooker who has fought once a year the past couple years its a short turn around. In the ufcboxing ranked era where guys choose inactivity over activity id say two months isnt a bad turnaround. Here is cerrone in 2011. An active fighter at the time>2011February, June, August, October, December.
>>1528518310. too busy racking up gambling debt to wipe clean january 1. Big boss dana has 40+ events to oversee plus a White House card, Noche card, HOF ballot. The guy doesnt sleep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOr40ScOYEopodcast of the yaer
>>152845865That Jiri was a good fighter.
>>152846047>Weili would easily beat old ass ValentinaShe would have if she was just a little bigger tbqh. Real ones no Weili is still the P4P GOAT
met the /sp/ meme guy
Paddy murders Garth. Sorry lads
Do you guys even have any knowledge of martial arts?
>>152853538time to troll garth so he comes in retarded mad
>>152853663>martial artsyou mean the art of violence? yes.
>>152853663I’ve trained UFC for almost a month. Lower your tone when speaking to me
>>152853663I did bjj for like six month. One day a guy I regularly rolled with popped a chub as he was mounting me and I never returned to that gym or did bjj again.
>>152853873damn that sucks so he won the roll technically?
Morales bros...
>>152854002*girls. she dances in a dress once a year if not more
>>152845596one fight ago all the pros were saying paddy was a bum. now they're all picking him against a top fighter like gaethje. I call this the dricus effect.
Why are there two /heem/s?
why did they upload the reyes jones fight? I watched it back and reyes still won. jones did ok in rd 3 and reyes took off round 5 but jon did ZERO takedowns, got heavily outstruck, and the one judge had a wild score like he did in other fights that night.
Who do you have your eyes on in 2026? I think Patchy Mix is doing big things.
>>152854125Get over it.
>>152854106There’s a good thread (this one) and a thread full of aids ridden homos (the gane one)
>>152854125>got heavily outstruck he did not. only round 2 was clearly Reyes via striking
>>152854106its a /coke/ and /pepsi/ thing b'n'talmbout diet rite now
>>152854230yeah boi!
>>152854144whittaker at 205.
>>152845865I quadrupled down on Pico heeming Edwards. Little did I know that he'd revert to his early Bellator ways of banging like a retard.Still, everyone loved the fight and agrees he looked great until he crab-walked into a spinning elbow. My boy will be back.
>>152854290>EdwardsMurphy*That's how similar I thought they were.
>>152854125To beat the champ you gotta beat the champ.
>>152854449only the rule book and laws have stopped jon jones in his lifetime. the GOAT
>>152854263Whittaker when he was in his prime vs Jiri would have been something
>>152854144Mario Pinto unironically. He’s a top 3 heavyweight
>>152854290If he had better fight IQ he could be legit. He’s got skills but he rushes in like a retard and has a weak chin. He’s gonna be Terrence McKinney 2.0
>>152854263Too small and too chinny these days. He’ll get smashed unless matchmakers give him layups like Crute and Walker
>>152854728Moving up will give him a better chin and cardioAlso lighter man skill
trannybros... not like this...
>>152854728Dustin Jacoby is one Crute win away from a title shot. A Walker matchup would be fun but maybe as a second fight if he wins his entry to the division.>>152854861It could be a nice move it doesnt help his wrestling muchbut the speed could factor in
>>152854967bigotry is alive and well
Nunes is back?
>>152855166Yes and she's going to heem Harrison
>>152854861Whittaker hasn't been good for like 7 years. He's mid AF these days. His best performance since 2018 was unironically losing close to Izzy in 2022. His wins since losing the belt:>toilet Till>Vettori>Costa>Fatstelum>Qanon>Aliskerov He's lost to every legit contender he's faced and got destroyed by DDP and Chimaev. Any good 205er like Jiri, Poatan, even Ankalaev would smash him
>>152855166One last paycheck. Harrison will outphysical her and maul her on the mat
>>152855349Still a goat gatekeeper desu.
>>152845791WMMA has zero stars
>>152845865Tom would obliterate Gane in a roundIslam would have a tough fight against JDM, but still winPeeon would bounce back
>>152845865Tom wasn't a cry baby
>>152855985Everyone who picked JDM over Islam or DDP over Khamzat truly had the worst takes of 2025
>>152845865i was at my local sports bar talking to people who don't follow ufc. talked up robocop in his main event against qanon then he gassed and got finished like a bitch.
GODthje is fucked. He has met his match in Paddy Pimblett
in 2026 winged C will make his UFC debut
>>152854106I refuse to post in a Gane thread
Remember when all you thought Garth had S-tier KO power lol
>>152845865I called Manel Kape a can, now he may have a chance to fight Joshua Van for the title if Pantoja's arm don't heal quickly enough
>>152857338manel kape is absolutely a can
>>152854967why are they doing this?
>>152856056he's been through way too many wars
All you gotta do is heem and everyone forgets about your titties.
>>152845865I thought Tom would sub Gane in a couple of mins but he's been exposed as a shit wrestler.I thought JDM was going to be too big for Islam
Suffering from silence
I back, trust me, I back
I got up and protested it right awayThat was a fake stoppageFake refFake fightWait till I see you next timeWAIT TILL I SEE YOU NEXT TIME MARTY FAKENEWSMANYOU'RE DEADYOU'RE DEADWE GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS
>>152858259
>>152858420lopes is gonna be champ isnt he...
>>152845865I was absolutely certain JDM would chin Islam
Javier Mendez is the Rick Rubin of MMA
This heem break has been really fuckin gay
>>152857397That's because he's from Rizin
Why are there 3 threads on the fucking catalog It's off season what the fuck guys
You'll do fucking nothing
>>152858913make another one
>>152859035very good dancer. one of the best
>>152845865Aaron Pico
>>152859057Everyone is saying it!
We need more threads.
We need /scrap/!!!!!
Test
over the hill dustin prober is a better fighter than jdm which begs the question just how bad is belal which begs the question just how bad is leon which begs the question just how inconceivably dookie ass is kamaru ossman
>>152859069
>>152859100>50k bonus, from wut exactly? >fighting? mmkay so you think this "fighting" is a long term investment?
>>152859095belal ducks featherweights
>>152859035all I want for Christmas is another 9/11
>>152859100No hypocrisy. Erin wants to destroy a generation of young men.
>>152859109*a finger of the monkey's paw curls*
>>152859121
*FAAAAHH*
>>152854084He's just too big for him b. And garth can't defend submissions. Paddy isn't half the wrestler Khabib is, but he can find his way onto the back better than him. This will be tough for the more Rogan bros to accept, but paddy is going to also batter Garth's legs with leg kicks because of how long Paddy's legs are, compared to how close range garth needs to be to land his own leg kicks.
Trump abouta heem NATO.
Goatse go taken down by fartziev Easy W for Chaddy the daddy
>>152859193This helps NATO and it helps the ufc white house event bigly!
>>152859232>Khabib comes out of retirement to rematch Gaethje on White House lawn.
>>152859243Spay?
Pakijanny spammy mad as hell what a stupid faggot srsly hahahahhaha
>>152859142Wrst bine to the jaw, that must've hurt her kek. Women are so dumb and emotion driven. If she just relaxed, took her time she could've got as perfect and as clean of a punch as she wanted
>>152859269Straveite, tell that freak! Spaciba
Post heems fuck the janny worthless faggot fuck the mod pedo too what a worthless faggot bunch of scum heemers can tell what a heem is but you cant go mod your pedo cord you worthless faggot how about that?
Uh oh pigga! Ya Spamdaddy psychosis is flaring up again
>>152859269gotta watch out for doos buying cars for the mpg take you into deep waters
Oh no I broke the rules and got a meaningless ban that I'm clearly evading, I'm a victim!!! Modaddies stop spitroasting me!!!
Break ya neck
>>152859309Spaddy got ya gooning over brown boy bussy I fear
ok are you going to spend all day crying about it?
>>152859302I'm starting to notice you lashing out about this pretty often lately, perhaps you are indeed the problem and not everybody else like you seem to suggest?
>>152845596Gathje gonnna get GAPED and retire in shame
Does Paddy have any wins over guys currently ranked in lightweight?
>>152859399Yeah
>>152859417Top 10?
Chandler being ranked is legitimately insane and only maintained as a doorway for Conor to be a step from title contention.
I'm starting to notice you lashing out about this pretty often lately, perhaps you are indeed the problem and not everybody else like you seem to suggest?
Xadame Armpiggy got fired for engaging in BDSM race play with an African-American colleague
Imitation is the most sincere flattery mediocrity can pay to excellence.
>>152859448What was her name?
>>152859472Daquantavius Johnson
>>152859448He won b... It's over. He's been shaking you into fear I do fear sadly. And you been duckin and runnin!!
Rafael Fiziev was ranked #11 when Justin Gaethje defeated him at UFC 313 on March 8, 2025. Fiziev accepted the fight on less than two weeks notice.
hap's dad fought all the top lightweights and sure he lost to all of them but he beat dan hooker so he is a ranked fighter
I'm scared bros. What if Makachev gets drafted into ww3?
>>152859481Factual post sadly, I fear
All the piggies intimate their Spamdaddy’s posting style now sadly.
>>152859493Doesn't matter, Dana says they're gonna be cutting him and Khamzat anyway pic related
>>152859501I'm just trying to figure out why you're always sad and/or scared all the time.
Sneed's TWP starts leakin' in her panties when she sees her Spamdaddy postin'
In Never Back Down, when the main character wanted to punch someone really hard he thought about his girlfriend. Food for thought!
>>152859529Po po AGPiggy!
>>152859100...
>>152859529>>152859541Xhe has endured much suffering!! Poor sorrow piggy has nothing left but xer Spamdaddy’s bullying sadly
Haha spammy you know I love you nigga *playfully punches your shoulder a little too hard to assert dominance* right bud?
>>152859536My gf training mma while i heempost
>>152859573
Ms. Drew we all know if you actually tried to exert that much force you'd leave a steatorrhea squirt in your mom's pantyhose.
>>152859511Same thing happened to Buday and there was a featherweight black guy who was a striker last year. Just boring guys who don't try to finish. Thoughbeit, Dana glazed the Islam and Khamzat fights too.Reading the better Russian translation, it seemed Rinat was more implying that he was getting offers from other promotions as soon as his contract was coming to a close and he wanted UFC to match them. But he's a mid fighter with 3 robbery wins and a single heem in his last 4 fights so they probably said nah.
Sorrow. Suffering. Steatorrrhea.
FAAAAHHH!!
>>152859578Is it drew tyla lee doug pigby which is it? Make up your mind. Stop with all these retcons b and lets focus on the sport of MMA discussions.
The DDP-Aspinall-JDM parlay was going to make me rich and it almost hit...
Keep up the good work Sneed!
>>152859621>Attempts biggest flush heem against no defence>Guy stands up immediately after.What a pillowfisted fag kwab
i preferred the pancreatitis gimmick tbqhwy
>>152859631This is what broke the pig cord I fear
>>152859617And what does the AI facial mapping say about this individual? Oh dear oh dear...
>>152859661>Skin Quality: 8.5/10This technology is not reliable.
>Dont get upset Spamward, just try to imagine what Sneed looks like IRL
Captivating Armpiggy with striking folds. The gelatinous adipose tissue blends together seamlessly to create a balanced aesthetic.
>>152859714Can you restructure this post into the context of combat sports?
Well defined birth control bussy with strong toxic epidermal necrosis. Thick and well maintained steatorrhea squirts contribute to the overall stench.
>spongebob memesWhat was she thinking...
Imagine not knowing DC and Jones are secretly going to headline the white house card
Honestly how is this schizo gibberish supposed to offend anybody? It's so far detached from reality.
>>152859655JDM was injured going into the fight. DDP will win the rematch. And I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>152859845There's a brazzacord that's been infiltrated by CIA sock puppet accounts. They're poking, prodding, encouraging and revving spammy to post. They're studying him in a cruel experiment. Have some sympathy.
>>152859845But enough about your meth induced psychosis.
>>152859845You tell me (us).
Suga show title run 2026
>>152856037kek happens every time you hype up someone or a card. That person gets brutally heemed or the card is a snoozefest.
>>152859889Homie I accidentally took a bunch of my mom’s birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that
Hunting down spammy and skinning him to wear his smooth perfect skin over my own dry leathery skin.
It rubs the steatorrhea on its skin or I wear the panty hose again
>>152859942Very fitting that you'd choose this movie considering the main villain is an AGP tranny.
I would fuck me but I would also not fuck me-Brendan "Big Brown Buffalo" Schaub
>>152845865JDM mauling islam
>>152859968
IIIIIIIIITS TIIIMEEE
This was the best take of 2025
>>152860013Your autogynephilia and drug abuse is not a joke.
>>152860025Nah fuck that!
>>152860028This is just factually incorrect when you really think about it.
>>152856037Still it wasn't the worst fight ever. Should have watched the next one.Imagine 322 happening and explaining that while WMMA is usually shit, Weili vs Shevchenko is for sure going to be a le hecking bangerino. All the highlight reels are playing showing the spinning elbow and head kick heems, further backing you up to the cazzies and building hype...
Watching impractical jokers with joanna jedrekek
Spammy's getting bodied rn wtf is happening?
>>152860049
Poor poor lonely Armpiggy...
OOOOOOOOH MIAMI IS OUT COLD
>>152859558>>152859889>>152860085>>152859541Do you seriously think all these posts are the same person or what?
>>152860085Remember when she was trying to start a /heem/ minecraft server
>>152860115We count the Armpiggy as a separate person so no.
>>152860138Huh?
>>152860151Quiet!Quiet, armpiggy!
>>152845596Paddy pimblett is about the be the ufc lightweight champion. You said he would never be ranked.
>>152860151>huh?
It's crazy how much this new captcha is effecting spammy's post rate, our guy truly is extremely low IQ (I'm afraid, sadly...)
>>152851796If you fought every 9 weeks you’d fight 6 times per year
It is extremely important for Princess Armpiggy to have regular communication with xer Spamdaddy.As Ms. DDP has no living family or friends that interact with xer.
>>152860226Armpiggy finna be on Clozapig's mom watch I'm afraid.
>thread was good >gane thread reaches bump limit >thread goes to shit Ganecels are the bottom of the barrel
>>152860226I see skin cancer in Madame Melanoma's future sadly
this is my kingdom come
>>152860316Crazy that in the space of a month Meraped died and Clitia retired to pursue sexual reassignment surgery.
>>152860316Merab got exposed. He’ll never win again.
WE cannot.
>>152860316>get zero damage in last fight >take your yearly lay off anyway why is cumslut like this
>get zero damage in last fight>take your yearly lay off anywaybut enough about illlia
>>152860391Your dead daddy raped you. Aridaddy broke you. But Starmdaddy made you Troon!
dana whitehunter campbellsean shelby
>>152854967that's why Sherdog clears
>>152845865Thought Jean Silva was gonna floor Diego.Sadly, the Bald manlet failed me.
Nigger
>>152860589
ZAMN!
Ilia will never win again.
>>152860444You're just making spammy look more schizophrenic by incorrectly imitating him and mixing up the lore with the wrong anons.
ufc is an INTERNATIONAL ELEMENT.
>>152860634shut up you sad cunt
>>152860634We were all porked by our papas on the piggycord I’m afraid
tony will never lose again
>>152860444
>>152859258so space is both FAKE and GAY?
>>152860678
>>152860606Good for Ilia. Courts never rule in favor of the dad so he must be 100% innocent
>>152860784No court would let someone take a kid out the country until they’ve been awarded full custody
>>152860828Miami is basically Barcelona at this point
>>152860431The double champ GOAT, the main draw of the sport, Ilia Topuria, gets to do whatever the fuck he wants. And we're powerless to stop it...
WE cannot follow THEM.
>>152860892like you have a choice, miss xhe-1
>>152860431That's how lightwait works. Win the belt, fight once a year. The Charles era was so dope when we got TWO lightwait title fights a year
>>152860937islam fought twice a year as champ and vacated because he's a real one
>>152860956That’s why nobody gives a fuck about Clitia Steatorrhea They’ll probably strip xer once paddy wins anyway
>>152860937>lightwaitit's insane actually. over the last 11 years>PettisWon belt 8/31/13Defended belt 12/6/14 (15+ month layoff)Lost belt 3/14/15 to RDA>RDAWon belt 3/14/15Defended 12/19/15 Lost belt 7/7/16 >Eddie Won belt 7/716Lost belt 11/12/16>ConorWon belt 11/12/16Never defended, stripped 4/7/18 (17 months inactive)>KhabibWon belt 4/7/18Defended 10/6/18Defended 9/7/19Defended 10/24/20 then retired>CharlesWon belt 5/15/21Defended 12/11/21Defended 5/7/22 (missed weight)Lost belt 10/22/22 >IslamWon belt 10/22/22Defended 2/12/23Defended 10/21/23Defended 6/1/24Defended 1/18/25 then vacated in June>IliaWon belt 6/28/25, will be at least 10 months before a defense155 is the deepest, most skilled division and the worst division at the same time
>>152861063Honestly surprised there's been 19 title fights in that time. Would have guessed 12 in 11 years
Quiet piggy
too many bitches here, a consequence of the espn era
>>152861063>155 is the deepest, most skilled divisionimagine actually believing this
>>152861211>bri'ish mma takeslol stick to soccer budyour island has zero understanding of mma
>>152861235
>>152861260>Chandler #7
Making chipolte chili bros anyone want some?
>>152861260>holy freakin' science he beat 38yo 2-5 UFC Michael Chandler!!!!!!!!!
Give paddy, jim miller
>>152861063to this day, khabibs career is a joke. none of his wins matter. him being called a champion is a disgrace to the sport.
When Paddy beats Gaethje were will be 2 champions from the UK to 0 Amerifats.
>>152860784This is like, the early early precedings. It's just the court saying "no the kid won't leave the country until this is done." A very basic standard since there's a chance one of the parents could just run off with the kid to the alps or some shit and ignore the entire caseIt's really not a major win or anything, twitter fans are of course trying to characterize it as such because they're retardedAnd long term, Spain is infamous for favoring women in divorce and domestic abuse cases, so expect Ilia to get heemed when this shit starts for real
>>152861421Winning the belt against Al Iaquinta on 12 minutes notice really speaks to Khabib's career as a can crusher lol. Then he beats past his prime inactive coked up Conor, struggles against Poirier, and loses a round to Garth. No one considers Khabib the GOAT despite being undefeated
Aaron Pico.
>struggles against Poirierlmaaaaaaoooooooooooo
>>152861451>struggles against PoirierI think you’re confusing Khabib with Islam mate
>>152861211We literally just had Khabib, Charles, Islam, and Ilia in a row. 4 of the objectively best champions in UFC history
>>152861515Don't respond to Brits. They're clueless about MMA.
Lightweight was good but it’s full of old bums now. Welterweight is the best division with the most talented prospects
>Welterweight is the best division with the most talented prospectsits just ian garry and a bunch of one dimensional bums
>>152861260Chandler lost to everyone. This is not a brag
>>152861656He beat number 6 ranked lightweight dookie Dan
>>152861515>Khabibworst striking of any champion ever>Charleschinny heartlet that gets dropped every fight, subbed several times despite supposedly being THE submission guy>Islamlife and death with volk and no hips flushed poirier, very few legit wins>Iliailia is good but he almost exclusively boxes now, literally never thrown a kick above the leg
152861685>criticizing undefeated champ who violently KO's everyone Jesus christ dude stop posting
Islam will flush Garry
>>152861685This what happens when you just read wikipedia articles and don't actually watch the fights
Good fighters don't exist
>>152861716yes but islam will retire after and garry will become champ his next fight and clear out the division
>>152861780
if you actually watched his 25 minute war with josh emmett you would realize just how good he is
>>152861821rewatch the fightilia took zero damage and toyed with emmett one judge scored it 50-42 lol
>>152861779After Islam it will be Shavkat after Shavkat some black guy. No west european will ever win anything in combat sports anymore.
Why is everyone talking about Garth's "good" TDD at 68% Paddy wins by round 1 sub
>>152861821The guy that Zaldaddy finished in 2 minutes?
Why is everyone talking? Let's have a few minutes of silence for the dead.
Shavkat is done for. My bet is on Morales.
>>152861685No, in fact, Ryan Hall and Paul Craig are far worse. Khabib at least has a one punch, knockdown that was set up with a feint, over Conor. That's something even Poirier doesn't have over Conor>FFFFDFIHJOEWH:IWEJF B--b-b-b-b-b but Poorier finished c-With a barrage of volume punching. Khabib's was swift, decisive and chilling. Khabib simply wanted to make a point to embarrass the concept of striking by submitting Conor. Otherwise he could have heemed him again like this.
>>152861942Shavkat is getting new metal knee replacement implants. One knee kick and his opponent is in the hospital
>>152861869Paddy just got his blond bimbo bussy destroyed while getting choked out by an unranked nobody
My favourite UFC champions? Paul Craig and Ryan hall.
>>152861978We need to rulebook this.
When you start saying that Islam Makhachev (objectively one of the most successful MMA fighters ever) and Ilia Topuria (come on man) are bad fighters you probably need to reassess things
>>152861942is this fight happening?
It’s actually so cruel that Uriah Halls career was destroyed because he kept almost killing people during fights and it gave him an intense fear of hurting people
TAPOLOGY HAS MADE MORALES UNDEFEATED AGAIN! ALL CREDIBILITY LOST FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS! A TAP-KO IS A TAP-KO
>>152862053No
>>152862053No but i'm talking about the future
all those fights that i lost? merely exhibitions i'm afraid
>>152862064>>152862073didn't think so. shavkat never fights he went from once every 9 months to once every 18 months
that loss was from before I came out of the closet
>>152862038i was an Islam hater for years but the dude is p4p the most skilled fighter of all time
>>152862063Further review showed that that fight was classified as an exhibition so it didn't count
Sharapooptin actually made TND video just to have his shit kicked in by N btw.
why is the tapology shit such a big deal?
>>152862141it not counting is acceptable, but how long has tapology/sherdog covered TUF and other exhibitions decades? what retard signed off on the clear hit piece or a way to market the morales to trannys lol
>>152862335it isnt its the only news the ufc could generate during their dead period
Ryan Hall actually had good spinning kicks but he would purposefully throw them at close range so he'd fall over and cause a scramble. bbbbbeastly gameplanning
1-5 guy made it onto the show? Ecuador TUF seems awesome
Morales identifies as undefeated chuddie.
>>152862335because it's going to be used an as excuse to duck morales>I want undefeated opponent skavkat brazza
>>152862390Chuddies don't cross dress and suck cock
>>152862411who's gonna tell him?
>>152862411Someone should tell Donald Trump that
>>152862403I want Islam to fight Garry so I can watch all the crybabies in guru's chat have a heart attack
>>152862411It's an Ecuador tradition. If you don't do it, you're considered a fag and girls wont talk to you. It's not fair but that's just the way it is.
>>152862451They would unanimously be okay with Gary losing b...
>>152862516No they treat every fight as a race war. When a muslim wins it's white genocide.
>>152862491Dammit Chito, all you had to do was wearing a damn dress
i thought amateur and professional records were separate things. are mma fighters' records aggregate of lifetime fights now?
>>152862451I hope so. Garry is unironically the deserving contender and an interesting matchup. People who’ve seen all Morales’s fights know the truth that’s he’s just a sloppy bum with chimp arms and Islam will mollywhop him
>>152845596why is the championship fight not the main event
>>152862451Yeah they'd be pissed if Garry was the one to beat Islam and not JDMBut can you imagine wat the brazza community (pakistanis and indians) would do if Morales beat Islam? I actually think Khabib might start attacking and slapping his corner men while screaming belligerently. Someone like poor Tagir Ulanbekov would probably take the brunt of Khabib's beatings when they get home. Lol for no reason.
>>152862611Women.
>>152862611There are championship fights in the main and co-main event of 324.
we just dont follow them
>>152862614Indians hate dagestanis, indian ufc subreddit was unanimously for JDM
>>152862705The mac life boot the little gimp in the head ye?
>>152862543Nah they like Islam for the most part. Even then, the guru chat usually cheers for whoever guru wants to lose. It's not that serious.>racismThey're like the same race bapa. White skin, brown hair, reddish beards kek
>>152862705now make one where an anvil falls on it's head crushing it into mush
>>152862451I refuse to believe any of you watch MMA Guru or any youtube MMA "personality"
>>152862705I always thought you were supposed to swallow the husks
gaychee is wrapped up like a mummy here Mike!
>>152862705hate this little cunt
no follow
>>152862985>NO FEARJUST. LIKE. THAT.
>DON'T FORGET UFC FANS TONIGHT'S FIGHTS ARE POWERED BY CORN NUTS A REAL CORN EXPLOSION!>OOOOOOOOOOOOOH JOSH KOSCHECK'S BEEN DECAPITATEDclassic stuff
i fear i'm afraid
>>152863033Koshiyev sounds cool ill look him up
>>152863088no wins. fixed fight
The BadlightThe Highdy
never follow
>>152863276Gotta be top right
>>152863150that guy can shoot
>>152863033>tokyo public restroom>2nd one to the left
>>152863078I will not allow you to fear I will be afraid instead
What's your favorite K-1 fight within the last 5 years
>>152863375when grinnin sam alvins killed k-1 for good
>>152862650You do, poor little miss k-1 faggot. No escaping your J daddies. You're on their leash where you belong. >>152863033Poor k-1 fellows all look deformed and inbred LOL
>>152863375mirco crop cop vs some bum
>>152863375verdonk v dengue
>>152863402based fellow croflop fan! I knew I had something in common with Finland! Oh, OOOOGGGH BUUH BUH BUH I NO UNNESTAND>rapes u
>>152863435Bro typed this thinking this was some real highbrow shit
>>152863490uh, iss ok, I feely good
Boooorn in the USA!
>>152863375That crap is deader than this general, Pigzin, and Clozapig's mom.
>>152863375Abu Zago vs. Napo Zango in the Korakuen Hall
Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.CDidn't get to bed last nightOn the way the paper bag was on my kneeMan, I had a dreadful flightI'm back in the U.S.S.RYou don't know how lucky you are, boyBack in the U.S.S.RBeen away so long, I hardly knew the placeGee, it's good to be back homeLeave it 'til tomorrow to unpack my caseHoney, disconnect the phoneI'm back in the U.S.S.RYou don't know how lucky you are, boyBack in the U.SBack in the U.SBack in the U.S.S.RWellThe Ukraine girls really knock me outThey leave the West behindAnd Moscow girls make me sing and shoutThat Georgia's always onMy, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind
I'm closing this thread right now like Big Pigg's strip mall restaurant
>>152863375Ms.Raped-1 vs Starmdaddy (round 1 KO loss) Ms.Raped-1 vs AGP (round 1 KO loss) Ms.Raped-1 vs Alcoholism (round 1 KO loss)
>>152863375what's K-1?
>>152863695whens that?
>>152863738A UFC feeder league
>>152863778What UFC fighters have actually fought in K1
>>152863789Gohkan Saki
>>152863789Gokhan Saki?
>>152863789Don Frye did I think, Gary Goodridge got super CTE there as well
>>152863789hunt, penn, overeem, cro cop
>>152863789Ben Askren back in the day I'm pretty sure
chili is ready, who wants some?
>>152863789gracie, maurice smith, vitor miranda
>>152863837i don't eat ethnic foods
>>152863837pic?
we up
>>152863846You picked pungent pieces of pakora out ya mother’s maggot minge after Pakdaddies pookakke’d it
>>152863847
What killed Crocop you guys think? I think it was the Gonzaga KO. He kept always acting like he'd spar his way through matches, barely TKOing Eddie Sanchez for fuck's sake. I'm glad he won the k1 power rangers league belt, because before that it was pure shit
>>152863799>>152863802>>152863817>>152863822>>152863838I meant modern K-1 not the boomer shit
Crocop...fuck..bashed in by Roy, verbally submits to JDS, styled on by Schaubking, it was neverending. Made me realize Fedor would have gotten destroyed
gooby is suspended till march 2026 but no 1 noticed but me
>>152863974They suspended a man who's never going to fight again? Damn.
>>152863974UFC also suspended me. That's the only reason you haven't seen me taking ass in there
UFC suspended me for being a FAT ASS
I suspended the UFC.
>>152863920Never had rice in my chili, but I'll take a bowl
>OP says 18 days, 19 hours until 324>actually 17 days, 2.5 hours fucking idiot
aight bros which fighter do we send in against our new robot overlords?
>>152864110Strickland obviously
>>152864110thats not good is it....
>>152863375Modern K-1 is embarrassing dog shit brotha. They lost all their money so they can only afford ONE rejects. I tried watching last time and a guy did a spinning backfist with his arm extended and telegraphed, like a big spinning windmill, and the opponent SEES it and decides to block his body. It's funny if you want to see retarded midgets flail around like retards,,
>>152864110its fake unreal slop b. fake camera zooms. shadow inconsistencies (double shadow from 2 light sources behind the asian, single diffused shadow at a different black level with the robot.)
>>152863930I meant to say fuck you nigger. Someone from Japan
But that's not all. If you subscribe to Paramount plus RIGHT NOW, you'll have access to the entire fight library, plus your dick will grow 3 inches longer INSTANTLY.
>>152864155Pigbros...
>>152864463Who wants an 18 inch dick?
I WILL be the ufc lw champion in 2026
>>152864745That’s estrogen
>>152864822Of course you recognize it
>>152864745Ben?
Chippy tea
>>152863920>rice wtf is wrong with you
>>152864745not true
what happened to the heemster that we diagnosed with heart problem since he had fingernails like this?
>>152865490tom and jerry ass fingers
kek ilia has entered evil gooby phase
>>152864745Not even a PED, retard
I AIN'T GON PAY
>>152865856Nah ilia be speedrunnin this shit
>>152865490what in the fuck am i looking at herewhat kind of genetic condition causes thisguy could have made a career as the scary hand that reaches out from under the bed in horror movies
Used to go to crowded bars for PPVs and spend $50 on food and booze watching UFC. Now I'll sit my ass at home and be comfy for $12 a month. TYBD
I'm from the future. Hate to tell you guys but 324 is a disaster on Paramount. They get 3x the audience they expected and the app crashes multiple times during the main card. The results>Garth by decision>Harrison by decision>O'Malley by KO>Waldo by KO>Allen by decision
Sports bar
>>152866228Derek Brunson making it BOUNCE at the sports bar
>>152866280Now you just made me hungry
when are we gonna see a heemster try to take an ape like Tyson wanted to?
I’ll heem you
just how far could he have gone in mma? could he have beat islam?
>>152866521Redditbros...
reddit rob btfo
>>152866521The girl everyone has fucked? What? Thats so crazy. Strickland is so crazy. Wow
>>152865325Chili over rice is delicious b
>>152866521Guess Strickland vs Whittaker is happening. Strickland always tries to rage bait to generate hype for his fights.
you now remember that a former one champion almost lost to a washed reddit rob
>>152866521I've really been enjoying Strickland not fighting. Hope he pulls out of his fight against Fluffy. I hate watching that faggot jab and teep for 25 minutes
death by a thousand jabs
>>152866748remember when people thought rdr was good cuz he beat rob lol
>>152866890i was boying him until that fight. dude almost got heemed more than once.
Why don't we like Whittaker again? He's a cool guy who fights anyone and doesn't afraid of anything.
me when watching bobby knuckles
>>152866171It's called nail clubbing. It's not genetics. It happens usually with lung disease, especially lung cancer, and heart disease, and a few other conditions.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing
What do we think of FightMommy's latest drawing? She is so talented and cute.....
>>152867871I think you need to take a shower.
>>152867871If she actually draws these she should sell them to thirsty /heem/ losers for $300 each
>>152867935I can already draw good check this shit
>>152868384How do I send you $300?
>>152868395can you buy me a papakha NFT and send it to me?
>>152868403It's funny that Khabib is basically as much of a scumbag as anyone else in MMA.
>>152845596https://youtu.be/RhxF9Qg5mOU?si=Rab0aY_9I4tKESn-
>>152868493it's not really funny it's expected, real niggas know Khabib is a bitch who killed his own fazza to escape Tony. Are you of us, or against us?
>>152868598
someone post the gif of pico shuffling right before he got heemed
>>152868778
>>152868829lmao thank you anon
/box/ won
>>152869044unironically saving lives
>>152868766loll fuckin based
>>152866786I like Strickland but he is a boring fighter. The only time it was entertaining is when he did it to jizzrael because it was hilarious to watch him get memed and get his ass beat like that.
>>152867220umm Bobert is a chud, sweetie
Having a job is a sign of severe mental illness
>>152869044its over bubba. jake paul was the last golden chance. no really... if he would have beaten joshua- every boxing fan would pretend they were a jake pauler all along. they would be making rocky sequels about jake paul. boxing would replace wrestling and maybe even football in highschool and college sports. scholarships and all... but it's too late for that now. boxing is done.
last call for drinks
coming right up
what brings you out? the fights? cool, cool. almost finished
more tequila? sure
told u i make a mean mixed drink. come on down to the cantina, full drink menu and food
triple c's triple sec. marketing opportunity missed
Colby Covington status?
>>152869348ready for five point throws and stalling
>>152869348Prob waiting for a Conor fight at the White House that Conor would never accept
>>152869477Conor might just do it as a final fuck you to Chandler
>>152869504Conor ain’t fighting a bigger wrestler
Man...if only...if only god would bless us....but he has since long ago abandoned his creations. Now, only godless beings are left, left to themselves.
>>152869348soon to be unranked
I hope Conor's final fuck you to Chandler is him kicking Hap and Ace off a scenic cliff
>>152869607He’s still ranked? Dude hasn’t won a fight in 4 years
Crocop vs huecopBattle of the policy enforcers
WONK WOBKIt's the sound of the Pakistani fighters
>>152869730crocop vs gonzaga beast 3, brawl at banya bath house
>Jiri is refusing to accept his matchup against Ulberg and asking for a third title shot against Poatan So much for warrior spirit samurai bullshit, I hope this retarded faggot gets perminant brain trauma so bad he has to wear velcro shoes because he can't tie them himself. Fucking bum.
>>152867871Reminds of Idubbbz's girlfriend
>>152860528Diego is unheemable
>>152846047Diego will heem Volk at 325
>>152846047I said all of these.
>>152845865I thought loner kavanaugh was legit. Then he got finished by Charles Johnson lol
>Figueiredo +900>Johnson +160>Lewis +250>Yadong +164Omalley at -198, for now.
>Lopes +130 lopes is going to win. . .
>>152869855Figgy has zero chance besides an injury or DQ
Four ninety eight
>>152869868im giving him 99% chance to win. not a fan of dog stan
>>152869884ufc 498?
Thepicness of timending
If nobody makes another thread then heem will surely die
>>152870133
>>152866521based strickland doesn't fuck girls
