ITT we each make one change to the rules of football until it's an abomination. I'll start:>performance-enhancing drugs are now legal and provided by the league
>you can shoot each other with real guns
>It doesn't count as a forward pass if you pass the ball to yourself
Bring back the tuck ruleEnforce it mercilessly
...Honestly we really should have a combat sport where PEDs and augmentations are allowed.
>>152847885>and augmentationsThe US Constitution has an Amendment that gives people the right to pretty much the ultimate combat augmentation.
>Only one nigger allowed on each team
>Holding is no longer a penalty
Everyone on the team's payroll has to play at least one down per drive
Just bring back old school football>wedge blocking is legal>blindside blocks are legal>using your helmet as a weapon is legal>hits to a defenseless receiver/player is legal>horse collar tackles are legal>revert all roughing the passer rules to pre-2000s
