What should Greenland’s NFL team be called?
>Disko Bay Sea Dogs
>>152852118Nuuk Nukes or Greenland Snowpiercers, the logo being an Inuit with a spear, thereby making the team a spiritual successor to the Redskins
The Lemmings
>>152852230Their new 80,000 seat stadium for 3 billion should host a Super Bowl right away. You know what, the stadium is even allowed to be a domed one
Go eat a hamburger and get shot, fatty.
>>152852118Nuuk Brahmins, in honor of their majority ethnic group 5 years after we annex it.
Greenland Danes. With a really offensive characture.
>>152852118The MetLife Pepsi-Cola Los Angeles Oakland Raiders of Gunnbjorn.
>>152852118>the Gunnbjorn Berserkers
>>152852118Godthab Sparking PenguinsAasiatt Energized SealsGunnbjorn Golden Polar BearsSavissvik Icey Flaming Whales
Vikings
>>152852118Upernavic Super Saiyan Namek Namekians of Greenland
The Kalaallit Nuns, with a Sister Act-inspired mascot.
>>152852118The Greenland Trumperinos
>>152852118Disco Bay Rollers
Nuuk Kids on the Bloc
Greenland Bay Packers
>>152852118The McDonalds Fatties
if global warming doesnt exist, why does trump want greenland?
>>152863657good post
>>152852118Just move the Bears there
>>152863810stay in school
>>152863810There’s lots of mining that could be done there, but isn’t being done by Denmark and the current government.
>>152863810it big
>>152863810miningcontrol of shipping lanes
>>152863810It's got resources and he wants to drill, baby, drillIt's also in the north, so at the topPlus it's big, and owning it (and Canada) would make the US the biggest country in the world in area, and that's coolAnd it also means owning the libs (and Europe, who are libs as well)You see, he's got many excellent reasons
>>152853814
>>152852118Slanteyed monkeys
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Disko Bay Eskimos
>>152852118The Greenland Frost Giants
The Ammassalik Dees Nuts
>>152852118Thule Ultima
>>152864239Denmark and Greenland have tried to court 'murican mining companies there with little luck.Apparently mining companies have better options than a northern permafrosted shithone full of chugs.But I think the People's Commissar for Mining (Chris Wright) will force some US companies to do it even if it isn't very profitable.
>>152863788Lobe this nordic meme of naming your clubs like they're military equipment
>>152870124They would also have requirements to keep the environment semi habitable though which goes out the window with a takeover
>>152852118Sealbashers
>>152852551kek i went to school with a boy named gunnbjørn
The_Donalds
>>152863810Pretty sure there have been many far greater warming periods long before industrialisation, champion
>>152863810>global warmingit's colder today than it was yesterday, global warming my ass
>>152852118The Sisimiut Sissymutts
>>152852118The Greenland Red white and blues
>>152863810Legacy and regional dominance
>>152852118Nuuk Goyim
>>152871212kek
>>152863657>Nuuk Yids in Der Bloc 27not cool mate
>>152870008they are just trolling with that name
>>152864118>>152864264>>152864292>>152870402>>152870424>no sourcelmao
>>152863788For me is Atleti with a turkey
The Greenland Liberals
>>152852118>Greenland Nuukas
>>152876522Ermm fact check? No no no you cant just logically reason from previous history, wheres the AIDSed out news anchor to tell me how to think!
>>152852118If Trump chooses to destroy NATO and end jewmerican influence on Europe I will praise him forever.
