aus vs engscg day 4 espncricinfo.com
bbbbleeehhhhhhhahaaaaghhhhh
Digits is how many catches Usman "drops".
>>152852639spanianesque LAD
Kill Cameron Green
>>152852639thanks for making the new thread you fucking faggot
Going to brush my teeth and see if we're one down in the meantime
Alyssa talking about how she's been fucking with Starc's head and made him "grumpy"?Why is she allowed to be there? Cricket Australia needs to step in, let the man cook??
NO SHOTOFFERED
WHAT WAS HE THINKING??????????????????????
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN
>>152852639He looks like a background character in a pirate crew.
HAHAHAHAHA CRAWLEY YOU FUCKING RETART
LMAO LMAO LMAOGOT IM GONE! GET THE FUCK OFF
STARCGOD
>Review
i unironically like crawleyas a bloke and as a batspersongood stock
corr that fucking inswing
FUCK OFF THE PITCH CREEPY CRAWLEYLEARN TO OFFER A SHOT
>ball is inside the bailumpires decisionkek
>Take wicket in first over>WinIt's over for Bonglandia
>>152852671[YES]
first leave by the openers all series
>bowl at the stumps>take wickets
>>152852671any chance of giving them a floss too old chap?
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
THIS ENDS BEFORE LUNCH
>alyssa why the FUCK did you tell the entire country that we had a spat before i went out to work >you fucking stupid BITCH
>>152852710CAAAAAAAAAARSE
think ill just let it hit me directly on the pads
>>152852671>>152852704Oh for fucks sake
Is that four first wicker overs for Starc this series?
I kneel starc-sama
>yeah think we'll give that a leave thanks m8
can they stop talking about /wifehaving/ this is an incel sport for autistic savants I'm getting triggered
>>152852720HE'S BOWLING MAD
That has to be the end of that beanpole shitter, shirley
>>152852720wait what the fuckdid she really do this?holy fuck what a dumb broad, did she say what it was over
bethel looks like a blonde matt dilon
stokes feigning injury is his ploy to have a graham smith "corageous" innings to save the test match
>4th time this series that England's opening partnership hasn't lasted the first over. Only made it past the third over four times. Longest was 7.4 overs (Brisbane 2nd inns and Adelaide 1st inns)
>>152852737she said in the fox broadcast that he was angry before he went out to bowl because she said something about his bowling i put some mayo on it
Hey guys new to cricket here. Do people usually reccomend not using your bat and letting the ball hit you directly infront of the stumps? Seems strange but I wouldn't want to assume anything.
>>152852698>CREEPY CRAWLEYKEK
>>152852744>bumrah fake injury after konstas exposed him>half the english team fake injuries after mitch johnson scared them>keen wullyumsun fake injury to protect his average>archer fake injury to avoid smith>stokes fake injury to avoid being tonkedany others?
im dumb
>>152852751>Getting sledged by your wife
>>152852763only if it's going to hit you in the dick, in those cases you're meant to take it front on, other times you should use the bat
>>152852751>you're no mitchell johnson champion
why didnt head throw it? there was a run out there fuckett was out of his crease and just strolling back
leave balls when there's something going on champion
>>152852784mcgrath slush fund mate, no poolapses until day 5 allowed
>>152852775and this is always against australiawhy do teams fear us so much?
fox ray golf baseball 250fps being mentioned again now by alyssa wtf
>>152852775Punter faking injury (as captain) to avoid getting mentally zutted by The Turbanator again only for stand in Gilly to win in the convict's Final Frontier
some other cunt already went on about fox ray before and which cameras are being used and shitwhy is Alyssa talking about it too
Is 1/-173 a good cricketing score?
>>152852823its the 4th time today
>>152852824yeah m8, for england they want Root at the crease as early as possible, so just one more wicket and Root will save them
>tfw car built in 2010 is starting to become a money sink>tfw dont want a new car because of all the data collection and privacy issues embeddedgonna finna take the horse pill
>>152852839>2010what car/problems?just buy something from the 90s/2000s
>>152852839>not driving a 2001 E46
>>152852839>tfw allergic to horseIs it over for me?
>>152852847>not driving a 2001 e46 into a fence in pymble*
>>152852854bullock dray
>>152852839My 2010 car is coming up to 200,000 km. Still going strong. Just a bit of rust on the suspension as I live near the beach
Psychic energy to HISland>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMX2PrHPXzY
>was some government subsidy or something for rego last year>was over $100 more than 2 years prior for 12 months rego this yearfucking hate having a car
>>152852864Shall be investing immediately
>>152852878take the historic rego pill 200$ a year for me. greenslip included
>>152852845its really not that bad im just annoyed its happened during this week and its fucking hot.just gotta get what i assume is the alternator pully replaced again, serious design issue in the way it works, maybe the alternator pully is designed to be the weakest? not sure but it'll be the third time i've replaced it. just having a whinge. replaced rocker cover seals prior to christmas as well. just the timing of it all with it being a reduced activity period basically everywhere still.shoulda fucked it off when the head gasket went instead of replacing it.
>>152852876Almost worked matey
England would have claimed that as a catch
>>1528528392010 cars already have the data logging although they probably don't phone home that data
>>152852899*rishabh pantthis english team has some honour
morning eesh, morning skull, adam, morning everyone, lads, spastics, england will have to dig in today and put at least a 200 chase
>>152852839>posted from google chrome
>>152852817youre a cheeky cunt shitjeet kek
KEK skull calling out howie's need to be friends with everyone and never say anything offensive so he ends up not saying anything at all
Sorry Beau, but Cameron Green has more potential :^)
>>152852890Volkswagen Golf?
>>152852976damn wish i heard it but i'm watching on 7
>>152852995i dont buy eurotrash made shit and neither should younot built for australian conditions
>>152853007you replaced the head gasket instead of flogging the car off to some p plater stop pretending you arent a retard
>Dementia test>Pick a letter (typically a, f, s)>Name words that start with that letter in 60 seconds>Can't have the same root word (love -> lover is banned)>Need 11+Think it might be over for me lads.
>>15285299500-10 era VW build quality is eng shitter tier dogshit compared to Audis of that era but those TDIs keep on trucking and DSG gearbox is nice to have
>>152853030replaced head gasket was 3k, could you get me car with no problems for that price? i would have gone into debt to get a new car, which is a fucking retarded move to make when i was saving for a house.
only gave starc 3 overs with the newy despite him taking a wicket. he must be really cooked by now
>>152852998>discussion on man of the series >people saying its Starc but Skull says Head over Starc and receives a death stare from healy who is next to him>howie say "I'm with you heals I think it goes to Starc too>Skull retorts with "you'll be having coffee with Head's wife and singing his praises, you're such a chameleon
Y-yes Cameron, of course I will k-keep selecting you. N-no please don't hit me again, I won't even put webster in the s-squad. S-sorry Cameron, I won't look you in the eyes anymore either, p-please don't hurt me.
>>152852944bit in this one
>>152853063based. calls it howie it is
>>152853063Based
Got a ht column shift sedan with bench seats, straight 6 red 202 and a shed full of parts from an unc for 5k 10 years agochange the oil and check the sparks regularly, zero problems feelsgoodman
>>152853068
>tfw have to work todayGetting dragged away from my criccy
>>152853055sounds like it worked out well for you lmao
>>152853086based af. luv me 94 hilux with 22r engine never selling it.
wtf is this shit bowling
>>152853063howie is a twig manletit's almost expected he have the characteristics of a woman in respect to social risk mitigation and camouflage
just watched the asian neighbour's dogs run away from my window and didn't do anything
>>152853125also a journo plant amongst ex-players. naturally lower down the social order whose opinions aren't valued and is expected only to prompt with questions
who shat in yer vegemite moite
>>152853141You shouldn't say that, its a grave insult to an Australian.
>>152853128nice mate, probably know chinese new years looms and gtfo there before they become the main course
GATORADE DRINKS BREAKGATORADE DRINKS BREAKGATORADE DRINKS BREAK
why is this greek big bash flop in the westpac ad wearing a test guernsey?
I like watching the cricket
>>152853179same
>>152853125tries so hard to be le blokie blokeDude looks like Ellen DeGeneres after a night on the gear and sounds like that annoying mate who goes out of his way to sound le aussie
any of you blokes getting on the sauce today? need some accelerated shitposting to get the thread going
YOU WILL BUY THE VIRTUAL SEAT
hammerslave, come out and hammer the ground i walk on
i have idea how he ended up with healey,, i know so many chicks how all pick starc as the hottest of ozzies
reminder all-rounders and bowlchads regularly walk out cold and wallop 4's and 6's to win bbl matches but warner, having been batting for an hour and set, couldn't manage 13 runs in an over, or even a single boundary
when i retire from keyboard thumbing i want to be a groundskeeper
>>152853233I hear the MCG is looking for at least one
Howie reminds me of the kids that weren't athletic or popular but were on the fringes of the Jock group at school. They did technically fit in, but nobody took them seriously. You could tell they thought they were an actual pivotal member of the group and would just parrot the opinions and slang of higher ranking members. Or unconsciously take on the role of the jester, and compensating with being loud or being the butt of every joke.
>>152853229Don't believe this. Cumins is clearly the most handsome and its not even close.
>>152853229first root syndromeshe knows shes batting above her average, only way for her to keep him is constantly insult him and put him down so he feels he isnt worthy and is lucky to have her
>>152853233dadza volunteers at the rural lawn bowls club near him over the summer for the love of grass
>>152853233Based bowling club lawncunt
you need a batsperson to score a century to save your mums lifebethell and green are your only option, who are you picking?
Ingerland is currently 5-0 in the moral mens ashes.
When I retire from groundskeeper I want to leave my wife and kids
>>152853255starc has a kino hairline though would do him wonders with the ladies
>jock grouo
>>152853244probably better that than me - an autist that was good at sport so was "friends" with normie jock types but never really had anything else in common with them
>>152853279bethlel at least then i wouldnt have to listen to commentators talk about how great he is after he innevitably murders my mumza
>>152853279rip mumza, but probably Bethell.
>>152853255cummins is the gay man's choicewomen find his face a bit too childlike
>>152853261ride on roller with a beer in summer is the pinnacle of australian experience
I'm gay and Neser is the hottest daddy on this team let's be for real
>>152853161..soz moite x
>>152853218Its for a good cause m8
shawty get shawty get inspired howboutdat howboutdat dis time shawty get
>>152853287i was the car guy and school and the only one in my year so i had to talk to the others about shit i didnt care about and had no one in common with me once i got a car i would spend lunch alone in the car park working on it lol. incredibly embarassing part of my life
>warner back in commentary
>warner in comms
>>152853315also queenslanders are naturally gay without the need for queer labels
>>152853329they private jetted him back from adelaide this morning
this series really raised my opinions on gilly as a commentatorhes going to be a goat of the medium
Wish I could afford a place with a decent backyard that I could mowt.citycunt
>>152853315>tfw the same age as himBloke looks like hes in his mid late 40s
*mentally zutts convicts*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bzf444XdLg
>>152853356Its tragic isnt it. Ive got a decent sized deposit now but I doubt thr bank would lend to me, im unironically going to need a missus to be able to afford this shit
Just spend $400 on Mikus
>>152853362his skin is poo coloured
>warner commenting on batsmanning technique after his performance last night
>nothing shotkek, candances husband is one to talk
>>152853325yeah, it sucks when nobody wants to do anything or is interested in your hobbies and you always have to compromise and do what they enjoy instead, and end up looking useless because you're taking part in something you've never practiced or given a fuck about with/against enthusiasts
Anyone else depressed? Summer of Cric coming to an end, going back to work tomorrrow…
>>152853279This is one of the greatest dilemmas i've ever had to think about
HOW GOOD ARE THESE KFC AND WESTPAC ADS! LE LE LE HOWZAT ECKS DEE HOW BOUT DAT INSPIRED XD XD ECKS DEE
they're giving green a 12 over old ball. this unit is officially cooked
What should I have for lunch? Feel like a big feed of gozleme and chips me
>>152853393zing on king
australian team attractiveness rankings (rig, face and poosonality)CumGODStarcGODHeadGreenNeserMarnusWeatherladCareyInglisSmith<<gap>>DoggettBolandHazelwoodWebster<<<power gap>>>Lyon
>>152853305Pondering this post and internally reflecting on what it means for my sexuality.
>>152853405marnus is way too high lol
>>152853405no way green or marnus are better looking than carey
>>152853405Swap Head for hazelWOOD
you have to listen to someone commentate the cricket for the next 6 hours, you have to choose between Healy and Warner
yesterday: cock discussiontoday: handsome cricketeererswhats on the agenda for day 5?
>>152853405>webster that lowHas a nickname about the size of his penis, reckon that must bump him up a rank or rwo. Also imagine he would do very well on the gay scene.
>>152853427ian healy, simple as
>>152853356>citycunts will never know the pleasure of putting in some dip and riding the john deer around of an afternoon
>>152853431Favourite positions on the field iykwim
>>152853433He looks like a troll. Only wonder is why smudge isn't also in goblin/troll tier
>>152853433dont start this shit again, cric is a straight christian general
>>152853433>Has a nickname about the size of his penisis it? thought it was about his overall appearance because he looks like earthworm jim or a similar creature
>>152853438I cope AND seethe to this
Loved the triple m radio comms this summer, simple as
>>152853438D100100
>>152853433>Has a nickname about the size of his penisSlug?
>convicts batting last on this3-2 story loss incoming
>>152853431carse
is a slug a big penis? im struggling to picture what a slug-like penis would look like
>>152853431
>>152853457brought to by the mitsubishi triton
>>152853457alternating between ac/dc and fooeys ?
>>152853405where is uzzie on this list? dude gets excluded from fucken everything
How many Aussie chicks did bethell root in Noosa?
>>152853476It froths like a snail when it's been stepped on when he's excited
Poovis PoodPooke PootheraldPoonus LapooschagnePoove PoothPoosman PoowhajaPoolex PooreyPoomeron PoonPoo PoobsterPoochael PeeserPootchell PoocPoott Pooland
>>152853480we're all above average here mate
>>152853489between inglis and smith
>>152853489>brownReckon he is pretty far down mate
â–² â–² â–²
>>152853433Webster looks like wallace from wallace and grommet>>152853424Hazelwood has a small baby head>>152853419>>152853412Greens a chad whether you like it or not. Marns personality makes up for his small facial features and receding hairline
umm ausbros shouldnt we be takling some eickets by now?
Oooo the Green Machine almost taking a wicket 1st ball of the over. Amazing potential
Reckon Bethell is a good root? Plenty of stamina
gonna go work on one of my projects during lunch
>>152853489havent finished yet mate<<<multiple anon posts post power gap>>>usman
>>152853514green will save Australia here
>>152853524based sydneysider trying to plan his weekend
>>152853512greens dismissals make me think hes a lanky bottom not a top
>>152853533> 0 - 14 (1.3)yep he looks to be in form
>>152853512nah he looks fucked with a pronounced philtrum and worse with the facial hair he insists upon. He's tall and blonde but that's it, his facial structure is mogged by actual chads like cummins and starc
>>152853494GOOD post
MURDERBALL
ALMOST KILLED HIM
>>152853476It actually means he has very small, dangly balls.
That's it Green, kill them.
theres one anon here thats desperate for us to agree with him on Cummins hotness
Green bowling absolutely brilliantly. Aggression and pressure mounting
cameron 'sean 'killa' abbot' green
>>152853580kek
he has found a new kid to bully
I understand its hot but these coffee places need to stop trying to spruik their Iced Lattes
Stokes totally gonna come out to bat isn't he
i used to get called 'the sword' in the cricket change rooms
>>152853611>nice hair faggot lets see what it looks like dyed red *heems you*
honest question, can webster do that?
>>152853621pics?
Alex Carey is best looking Aussie and bethell is England’s best, imagine being in a cuddle with them both haha, aircon on, plenty of skin on skin, hahah lips touching and stuff, reckon bethell is a tender lover
Green 0/15 (2)
Why didn't Bethell Duckett?
>>152853621>RapierSorry to hear that, lad.
>>152853621for me it was staedtler
dont get me hard, im at work
>>152853612Enjoying the NRMA presents the ashes mate? Gatorade drinks break up soon. Could get a KFC box for lunch as well.
Green is a cunt for that but ive now seen a four scored off a helmet so thats cool.
only 65 overs to the new ball
>>152853653charlie kirk could have learned a few things from bet hell
reminder no cricketer has ever been hit in the head and failed a concussion test except for pucovski
>>152853653LET /hoc/ SEE THIS
>>152853643>laughingostrich.wav
>>152853621Why cos you always had a stiffy in the showers with the lads?
I reckon bethell would be so sweet and kind in bed, always making sure you’re feeling good and making sure you’re comfortable and asking for consent.
GET GREEN OFF GET HIM OFFFUCK YOU GREEN
>green
FUCK YOU GREENPIECE OF SHIT
wow green is the gift that keeps on giving
FUCK YOU CAMERON
GREEN YOU FUCKING DROPKICK
>>152853656He's also an unco spastic who drops catches.Isn't a helmet 5?
>>152853671Phil Hughes probably would have struggled to pass one
fuck him off
I FUCKING HATE CAMERON GREEN AHHHHHH
holy shit this cunt is fucking SHIT
Reckon we don't need Green now that we know Webster is the real deal.
THAT WAS STEVES BALL CUNT
GREEN YOU FUCKING RETARD! Get this actual fuckwit shitter out of the team, that was plumb smudge catch what the actual fuck. Holy fuck I'm so done with this lazy shitter.
>going straight into the safe hands of Smith>dive in front and fuck it up
kek
>>152853686
Green drops, symbolic of how he'll be dropped from the team
Based Green
>>152853683Calm down, Rocket. We can't think mate.
i'm in bed lads
>>152853714NO REFUNDS
GET GREEN OFF
fuck me, cost smudge a catch trying to hero himself back into the team
CANNOT BATCANNOT BOWLCANNOT CATCHALL-ROUND SPASTIC
>>152853686>>152853708
Actually Lovecraftian how much Cameron Green is lauded in cricketing circles
Can't batCan't bowlCan't field
i rape cameroon bloody green in the basterd hole!! give up the cricket cameroon bich!!
green thinks he's marnus or some shi?
stupid lanky cunt GET HIM OFF
>>152853736Based Joe the Cameraman
Down to my last beer but my sister has my car so I can't even go bottleo
>maybe if I take a speccy diving for first slips catch theyll keep me in the teamthat was premeditated, I guarantee it
>bowl pies >get hit for 4 off a fucking helmet >score fuck all with the bat, get mogged by webster >try to steal a sitter from smith >drop it *puts hand out for more money*
Green needs a wicket this over
Amazing stuff from Green, I don't think Mitch Marsh ever garnered this sort of seethe from the fanbase
>>152853754pics??
>>152853736>that'll be 4 million plus tip
>>152853714DO NOT REDEEM
>>152853754>not in walking distance to the pubBased normie
>>152853781home dev bro cmon you should know this
fuck i'm actually seething at that still. cold shower looms
>cam green has the same wrist snap as marnuskek
whens lunch?
>>152853798now mate grab a cold toastie out of the fridge and enjoy
>>152853798now
If I ever meet cam green irl I will fucking heem the cunt
>>152853795might need marnus to break this partnership
Business Idea: crucify Green using the stumps
>>152853798oh kek its literally right now
>didnt bring lunch to work>now hungry as>40 degrees outsideFuck
>hungy
Had a pie and sausage roll at 11am, reckon I might skip lunch
Should I get a gozleme for lunch lads
Ham and cheese rolls loom lads
>>152853800What's in the case?
>>152853824modis hourly injections he requires
>>152853816dont think sending emails burns too much energy go have a coffee with the rest of the women youll be right champ
>>152853805Punch him in the kidneys, do a 360 and walk away.
1 chicko roll with chicken salt1 marathon roll with chicken salt
>>152853824Jews
>>152853824floor plans of the Australian political leaders homes
>>152853830never got the build up an appetite memei'm always hungrier sitting around doing nothing than slaving away in the heat
>>152853834>do a 360 and walk away>green hater iq
>>152853824cow dung jerky strips
Cameron Green drop catch
>>152853857the udmurt
>>152853830give exerting yourself mentally a try and then come back to me champ
>>152853857why is he wearing womens clothes
>>152853849samedon't think i'm any hungrier after working out vs just not eating doing nothing
>>152853892Hey guys,Just touching base with you. Do you have the Fuckleberg quote ready? They need it there first thing Friday morning. It would be a huge help, thanks guys! (Pray emoji) I'll circle back around this afternoon to see how you are getting on (Thumbs up emoji)Regards,Dipshit head of chair warming
>>152853892woman
>>152853928At least in Coober Pedy you can go underground.
>>152853922KEK
i've got into the bad habit of jerking off at work
>>1528539285 months ago it was colder across the entire country
>>152853944crisp home school teacher
i want weatherald to fuck me in the ass
its easier for a laptopthumber to become a doorhanger than vice versa
>>152853928>Waah le normal summer temperatures
>>15285392812 hours ago it was colder across the entire country
sounds like they've got weatherald on every meds under the sun and he "feels better" now.
>>152853946t. Livinia Nixon
pov: you check on the lads building your patio
would mind giving mrs weatherald a go on my black dog iykwim haha
who's winning?
Normal summer weather tbqhwy, happens every year
>>152854035cricket australia
>>152853928This weather is NOT normalPeople surely cannot deny climate change
>>152853922i have a job like this and i say this
>>152853821wish isa would gozleme iykwim haha
>>152854059cricket?
I don't like how they're advertising the footy, its not on for months and its making me miss it more
>>152854059Is being focused on the harmless activities of others supposed to not maoe you sound insecure yourself?
>>152853774
>>152853922KEK. This is literally what I type and send all day, every day. Thought it would be better getting "off the tools" and being an estimator, but it's so boring. Every day just want to get back on site with the boys.
>>152854079ayewoke up today thinkin' about Nick Daicos, mayhaps I was dreaming about him.
just had a nice sandwich from the hole in the wall and ready to kick some ass at my standing desk with the cricket on next to me
can't wait for the country to pretend to care about tennis for a few weeks again
I already started pretending.
>>152854127im fizzing for itthe threads are fun and the women are hot!
>>152854118
>>152854035the McGrath Foundation
>>152854142we only discuss golf and bouldering here champ
Go Demon!!!! Aussie aussie aussie!!! Aww noooooo dont worry you'll get em next year tiger!!
Don't bring up the footy. I miss dollfucker enough as it is.
>>152854059Cast iron pans are alrightBut not worth the hassle that comes with them when I already have a bbq ready to go
digit is how many down eng are at the close of play
>>152854170based anal sex receiver
>>152854176I can see this happening
Has the green drop been memoryholed?
>>152854202It won't be until a wicket happens.
Bethel is for hand holding only
>>152854202the what?
what is the best Sherlock Holmes adaption?my favorite is House
I'm sensing a major poolapse and head comfortably winning this today
>>152854219The Family Guy episode.
why are they showing this 'helmet hit' so much cunt got up straight away
>>152854227Is it really a major poolapse if Australia has to bat again?
I can’t think of a single gay cricketer.Reckon you are shit out of luck, mate.
CAMM ORNN AUSTRAYYAATAKE SUM FUCKN WICKETS
>>152854238cos it features the two "most exciting" players in this series
>>152854238Because it was kino
>>152854202He's protected favoured son so you can expect them to at least try to. Just like they memoryholed his laughable dismissal at the gabba when any other player dismissed that way would have been dropped overnight for it.
>>152854248chris green seems gay as hell
>>152854248Cameron Green
>>152854238everyone likes a good bouncer
>>152854219Tantei Opera Milky Holmes
you guys ever play Ape Escape on the PSX?
>>152854170Based webber cast iron plate and grill enjoyer
>>152853857can russia take all of them instead of letting them into the country?
GOTTEM GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
FUCKETT
Based daddy neser
dumb shotsums up your series you lil tard
bye midge
NessGOD
lmao
ITS POOLAPSE TIME
Surely we've just seen Duckett play for the last time ever
nephewza just said duckett doesn't flush the toilet
neser been kinda really good this series ngl
Definitely swap green out for neser at this point
Green could NEVER
Go drink some more beers mate, it'll be alright.
Neser is such a stud
>enter thread>wicket fallsyou're welcome pozzbros
>>152854335cant reach mate
not much of a final test farewell for duckett
lunch
poot duck looms
i started the cock discussions yesterday
>>152854358thankyou for your service
>>152854349GTFO (then come back) please nz bro
What if they started playing cricket shirtless... Like it's getting pretty warm out there, why don't all the fellas get their kits off and chill out a bit, they're all bros...
might stare at the sun for a few seconds lads
>>152854358are you circumcised?
>>152854372based 70 year old woman
>>152854372Stokes..
>>152854372Wouldn't want them to get sunburned lad, make sure they all rub sunscreen all over each other....
>last day of cricket until 2027
>>152854380no
homosexuals genuinely disgust me
>>152854270What is wrong with the Japanese??
>>152854404crisp normal person
>>152854404just not cricket aye
I've been toiling all day lads, how's the play been?any beaut bits of commentary from the peerless Alyssa Healy I should know about?
>>152854410theyve been constatly radiated for nearly 100 yaers m8
when was the last time you went on a lads trip?
>>152854404You're not supposed to watch them fuck
>>152854426bout 2 years
>>152854402don't.....
>>152854404Every fag I've ever met was a nice dude.
>>152854426Every year me and the lads go to Japan together. Last year was christmas in hokkaido it was crisp
>>152854394Just make sure they don't get any sunscreen on their hands or they won't be able to catch the ball. Maybe they could rub their bodies together to spread the sunscreen around?
>>152854426naerly a decadewent to see my mate 6 months ago tho
>>152854402They'll air the Bangladesh test in August, won't they?
>>152854426pre-covidthe pandemic splintered my social circles something fierce, lot of people moved out of state
i should of got some beers at lunch aye
>>152854426Did a weekend in Phillip Island last year it was a good time.
>>152854421Alyssa accused Mitch of domestic violence on air
We need a royal commission into moving the international one dayers into January
>>152854426garn down to Welly in a few months with the ladsaside from that about 2 years I reckon
>>1528544262014 back when I played football.
>>152854452he's saying only the ashes matters
>should of
>>1528544263 years ago did a short 2 day trip with themnothing since they're all getting married now too so idk if that'll make a trip more or less likely to happen
>>152854480yeah mate like your rents should of aborted you
>>152854463based StarcGOD
>>152854480got some beers yeah
Big bloke neser is coming for bethell
Fuck me gents Alyssa is unbearable to listen to, shouldn't Fox cric have better commentators than the free to air?
you just know bethell is a shagger
>>152854469I thought he was saying only Tests matter, but fair enough.
remember when the england team were playing bazball earlier in the series?that was a bit of a lol
FUCK YOU GREEN FUCK HIM OFF GET HIM OFF
>>152854504she unironically just said steve smoth thoughever
VERY keen for the Aus vs Sa away. May be the best series of the WTC cycle
>>152854521kinda gay ngl
>>152854504>Listening to the televisionDoing it to yourself.Literally just turn on the radio and get quality commentary.
>>152854426I've got one best mate and we go on surf trips all the time. Went to Gnarloo last June for 2 weeks
is stokes batting or injured
It is not as fun posting without the poms hereWhere are all the english NEETs?
>>152854529yeah kino looms
>>152854535yes mate
>>152854485>should of
>>152854529same same
>>152854544corr good catch
>>152854544>shadow>no planewhat the fuck is going on?
>>152854544Steve would instruct the pilot to turn around
>>152854553GOTTEM
>>152854553OH NO NO NO
>>152854561the plane is in the sky anon hope this helps
>>152854542
>>152854504You're just realising that all Australians are unbearable. Welcome to the club
>>152854553kek
>>152854553put pooli on there too shitjeet will have a melty
>>152854553grouse
>>152854553
>>152854553corrrr'
>alo mitchells seat shows a plus onesick of this milf neither confirming or denying shes a dyke
>>152854544>>152854561It's a digital ad for qantas.
>>152854546>>152854538The fact covid robbed us of the previous away tour is honestly a national tragedy. I would have traded tens of thousands of elderly boomers to watch that.
>>152854544wagies will NEVER see neet exclusive content in real time
>>152854604we'd lose our entire away fan contingent without those boomers
>>152854604this but all of them and trade for nothing
>>152854568but then why is the shadow so small?planes fly like a mile high in the sky so the shadow should be massive
it's going to be very strange when the boomers die and all their big empty houses are sold and/or taken over by actual families
>>152854426Last year I had >March - 3 day bender in Brisbane for a mates bucks> June - weekend lan party, lines and casino for a mates birthday in the goldie>September - weekend trip to bris for letlive. >Day 2, 3 and 4 for gabba test and Justice at the entertainment centreToned it down compared to last year
Why didnt she take starcs surname?
>>152854625climate change
cam green should get the marnus treatment and get sent back to shield for a bit
>>152854604Still filthy about the lockdowns ruining the lives of otherwise healthy people
>>152854639should get the bancroft treatment
>>152854619So true
>>152854625you could hear it on the broadcast it was coming into land
are you the OP that is the bigfooty jazz faggot
>>152854637because he needs it?
>>152854639Webster's dibbly dobblies won't cut it, bring Hardie in
>Green dives in front of Smith and drops a sitter>Won't dive for one that goes between them
>>152854658now THAT is a sexy man
my mumza didn't take dad's surname
>>152854639Should get the injured racehorse treatment
cunt couldn't dive for that?
>>152854654the what?
What did Ben Duckett mean by this?
in india your last name is your saarname
>>152854666She didn't respect him.
>>152854666She take the bulls name instead?
>>152854666then you had two mums
>>152854680Better mobility than most anons.
>>152854683Go back to /int/
>>152854680U N I T NIT
>>152854680alright i'll admit this made me laugh
>>152854680why did he do it?
HISLAND LETS GO
>>152854680poor lad looks like he just fucking died at the end
Thats out surely
reckon boland is a bit too eager for the reviews aye
>>152854705that looked good thoughever
>>152854703Reckon he hit his balls on the bin at the end
>HISLANDENGLAND
Not out. Carry on
>>152854709nvm kek
oof, bit racist that
what about the lbw???
>>152854637Feminism is a bitch but I guess she does the freaky stuff for Starc
>>152854727>>152854727>>152854727
not HISland's best work that
>>152854721Impact offline. No chance without umpire's call
Gods blessing on this wonderful world
>>152854049Look at the replies to social media posts from the BOM or Govt about this is insane.>hey guys it's retarded to go outside between 10am and 4pm when it's 46c with sun UV that can cause sunburn in 5 minutes, protect yourself!and the replies are cookers saying it was hotter in the 1850's and when they were kids they went out and played in the 55c walking uphill both ways and only some of them died from skin cancer recently so climate change isn't real and the BOM are sending out vaccines via 5g nanbots
>>152854059>guys did you know seed oils and onions sauce is bad??????????>anyway, let's talk about my test cycle, that's never done anyone harm
>>152853325I wish I had the autism that made you good at something instead of the autism that makes me a useless sperg.
