Beautiful Reece Walsh editionDiscuss signings, rumours, off-season dramas, and SC builds
Updated Perth Bears so far1.2.3. Harry Newman4.5. Sean Russell 6.7. Toby Sexton8. Liam Henry9.10. Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui11.12. Josh Curran 13. 14.15. Emarly Bitungane16. Luke Smith17.
May I watch your sport?
Please watch our sport
Big tennis starting a new thread after I expressed how I hate tennis.
and letting a cancuck do it
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>>152857713o7
Glad she saw Souths win one before she passed
Notice that Irish has not posted since Joyce Churchill died?
>>152855236I'm Aussie just on holiday, very nice place so far
I wonder what they talked about
>walsh
Nick Meaney has signed with the Perth Bears
crickets over, I have returned
>>152868237What is a crumpet?
>>152868749
I’m never coming to your house for dinner
I'm always cumming in your dinner in your house
>>152859627Still in Quebec?
>>152873297Nah Alberta now, pretty mad
Wishart to leave Melbourne at the end of the season. Implying he is off to the Perth Bears
>>152866542>>152877030A few stories to Perth. I guess that certain type of player want to go play in the non rugby league City
Paul Kent has been diagnosed with Throat Cancer
>>152880120too much eating pussy
>>152858272corr
>>152874335So weird, I was using mobile data/global roaming and it gave me an Aussie flag. I wonder what sort of network fuckery causes that.
>>152881648thats how it works im pretty surewhen I was using roaming in nz it had me under an aus flag
>>152881648Were you connected to hotel wifi when you sent this maybe?
>>152881981Yep try to avoid paying the telkikes as much as possible, $5 a day otherwise
>>152882171Just to be sure, you know that you get the charge even if connected to wifi right? Unless you keep it on airplane mode too. The minute your phone pings a tower, you get charged, even if you’re not on a call etc
>>152882248I'm always on aeroplane mode m8 don't sweat it, this isn't my first rodeo
A Toast To 2026 Gentlemen
>>152882642She put on weight?
Who won the footy lads
the 'canes
corr
QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDERQUEENSLANDERQUEENSLANDER I LOVE BEING A QUEENSLANDER
Souths closing in on signing Adam Elliott
>Fagman Smelliot and Silly Boil
>>152883342Pooths & Pooly already locked in a heated battle for the spoon
>>152882642Who’s that bloke?
My best bet for the new year: Canberra raiders to win the wooden spoon. They are a confidence team.... and the way they were bundled out in laughable, embarrassing fashion ... well, lets just say they wont recover from that.oh, and broncos wont be back to back premiers, they will get knocked out in the semi finals.
Souths will win the comp this year
>>152883469
>>152883458
>Saturday 7 February 4:30pm Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs vs North Queensland Cowboys, Jubilee Stadium>Saturday 7 February 6:30pm St George Illawarra Dragons vs Newcastle Knights, Jubilee Stadium
Thursday, February 12Dolphins vs Titans - Kayo Stadium 8:00pm (AEDT)Friday, February 13Raiders vs Storm - Seiffert Oval, Queanbeyan 5:30pmCowboys vs Panthers BB Print Stadium - Mackay 8:00pm (AEDT)Saturday, February 14Warriors vs Sea Eagles - Mclean Park, Napier 1:40pm (AEDT)West Tigers vs Roosters - McDonald Jones Stadium 3:50pmKnights vs Bulldogs - McDonald Jones Stadium 6:00pmDragons vs Rabbitohs - WIN Stadium 8:10pm (CHARITY SHIELD)Sunday, February 15Sharks vs Eels - Henson Park 6:00pmFriday, February 20Warriors vs Dolphins - Leichhardt Oval 6:00pmWests Tigers vs Panthers - Leichhardt Oval 8:10pmSaturday, February 21Sharks vs Raiders - Polytec Stadium, Gosford 3:50pmRoosters vs Eels - Polytec Stadium, Gosford 6:00pmStorm vs Titans - Sunshine Coast Stadium 8:10pm (AEDT)Sunday, February 22Rabbitohs vs Sea Eagles - Glen Willow Stadium, Mudgee 4:00pm
> Hull KR are promising to put on the biggest rugby league event the City of Hull has ever seen after confirming details of next year's World Club Challenge.>The game between treble-winners Rovers and NRL champions Brisbane Broncos has been confirmed for Thursday, February 19, in the first-ever World Club Challenge fixture to be held in Hull.https://www.alloutrugbyleague.co.uk/news/world-club-challenge-2026-confirmed-1487217
>>152883242>this pic stays>Chappers' get deletedHmm...
>>152853988>Beautiful Reece Walsh edition>>152884986>this pic staysIt’s prob thouhht of as being on topic
The South Sydney Rabbitohs are delighted to announce the signing of representative forward Adam Elliott for the 2026 season today.
>>152883346
It's fucking hot lads
>>152883242Ai or he is not natty
What are we getting for dinnies lads, I'm famished
>>152895282think id vomit if i try to eat
Wisharts Bears deal is for 5 years
Bears cooking kinda well
My 5 players I think the Bears SHOULD sign realistically are Selwyn Cobbo, Connor Tracey, Jesse Arthurs, Billy Burns and Cameron Mcinnis who I'd make the captain. Bonus one is Josh Rogers because he's actually from Perth
>bears should sign some mid over rated broncos
Who have PNG signed?
They should’ve gone all out for Ponga and promote him as the>local legend Along with any Norths juniors and Bears legacy players (sons or grandsons etc of old Bears)
PNG only need one or two current nrl players with heritage or test experience for PNG, depending on who wants to go live there. It’s probably not that bad, one of my cousins lived up there for a couple years and didn’t say much about being kidnapped or eaten
>>152895749Can't sign anyone till November
>>152895869
>>152895869There aren't any North Sydney juniors in the NRL currently. The Bears are the team people try out for when they can't make their own junior leagues rep team>tfw I couldn't even make the Bears
Watching the Gay League because I'm absolutely starved for sport and Guru's producer he's totally not sleeping with is the sideline commentator
>>152884052>Thursday, February 19Nice, that's only a few weeks out.
Understand there was a teenage Warrington Wolves fan who was allegedly attacked by a Widnes Vikings fan last night outside the stadium. The Warrington fan fell, hit his head on the concrete, had a bleed on the brain and is in hospital. Warrington officials are aware and have been supporting the family.
Word is all 17 clubs are against the kickoff change proposal
>>152911866>word
Anyone got any good recs for a foot rest to go under my desk?
>>152913865Ebony Prior
is Jared Warea Hargreaves going to come out of retirement for the WCC?
>>152916489Hopefully for 30 seconds in which he murders Fleece Flopsh
Think I'm getting a heat headache lads
>40c this time yesterday>20c and in a jumper today
I've been in a jumper all December and January so far, due to setting my AC to a constant 16 degrees Celsius :)
>>152900139>The Warrington fan fell, hit his head on the concrete, had a bleed on the brain and is in hospital.Brutal
NRLW SQUAD UPDATE The NRLW have added 2 supplementary players per roster for 2026. There will be 3 in 2027!With the amount of injuries over the past couple of seasons and lack of depth within squads, this is sure to turn some frowns upside down
>>152894534all top pro athletes are cheaters with good genetics
>>152911866Do they trial these rules changes in the lower leagues first?
>>152921078It's common sense to do so but no most of the time they'll just introduce new rules out of nowhere
For some reason every single wifi network in the Yukon is censored so 4chan wasn't available. Glad to be back here.
>>152853988Dude Rugby is getting lowkey huge in America. I was just walking around the park and out of the blue walked past an entire massive crowd of people I assumed were playing Soccer/Futbol as usual. Then everyone just started hitting each other and I freaked out a second and then realized what was going on, it was weird. There was another team there after that. Rugby is so offputting man. Its weird to see people just outside doing constant violence to each other. Then I saw a bonecrunching hit and it was like people shouting FUCK HIM UP YEAH and felt disturbing so I just left. I dunno I kinda hate rugby IRL but I felt jealous that I couldn't be a part of something cool like that.
The Perth Bears have signed Chris Vea'ila and James McDonnell
>>152900139Any more sex scandals in an alleyway behind Greggs?
>>152927606Probably in Magic Round
>>152895937that was my edit. probs stoned as fuck too when i made it
>>152895991It's fucking weird hey they seem far too close, isn't he married?
https://press-start.com.au/news/tech-news/2026/01/12/kayo-is-getting-another-price-increase/These cunts are pushing it
Bump
>>152942014>Less sports>Less exclusives among the sport they still haveYep a price increase is definitely reasonable.
If Amazon bought the rights it would be included in Prime membership.
The very thought of a company like Amazon or Netflix buying the rights and having to show my dad how to use either of those makes me shudder
Foxtel, either cable or satellite, you used to have to buy a basic channels pack and have the sports add-on (you couldn't have it separately). Even with that, it was $50 a month. Which was pretty expensive just to watch the footy, and paying for shit you weren't going to use. So when Kayo came out at $10 per month, it was great. Plus you could usually find deals to get it for $5 per month, or even free for ~6 months. Crazy how it's slowly crept up, and will now, in February, be $45 per month - only $5 off the old Foxtel & sports add-on. With less overall content, less exclusive content, you don't get normal channels as well, plus you get a less reliable streaming service, instead of very reliable cable/satellite.
>it's another "ate hungry jacks and immediately got immense stomach cramps and diarrhoea again" episode
There's so many ads for Ozempic on telly here, especially during the hockey. The weirdest part is the ads never mention what it actually does, it just tells you to ask your doctor if you are eligible. Skating by on reputation alone.
Pretty sure that's due to regulations in advertising for drugs. They're not allowed to make certain claims in ads
Which league players are currently on Ozempic?
>>152958677Gould
Better question: which league players SHOULD be on ozempic
>>152959796Latrell
Ellie
Perth Bears logo
They're also dropping merch today
>>152965136Sick, new bears fan right hereGrandpa was a bears fan before the merger so it's in my blood
I support all teams that aren't in shitney
I'm a staunch FTB but them at least acknowledging their heritage makes them more likable than the R******** Dolphins
>>152967526They aren't acknowledging their heritage. They are starting a new club and pretending they are an old Sydney club. Perthnis rightful Quokkas clay
Maddie Studdon arrested kek
>Perthnis rightful Quokkas clayseething
Will never support any parasite peems aka "mergers"
>NRLW star Maddie Studdon has been charged with domestic-violence-related stalking, spending the night behind bars at a Sydney police station.>Ms Studdon, who has previously captained the NSW Blues and played for the Jillaroos, appeared via AVL from Surry Hills Police Station on Wednesday morning to a Sydney bail court.>Police allege Ms Studdon, who most recently played for the Dragons, had a “breakdown in her relationship” and sent her former partner a series of a “abusive messages” from January 11.>Ms Studdon was arrested after she allegedly showed up at her ex’s home overnight to “confront” her which led to police being called to an address in Eastlakes in Sydney’s south.>She was charged with stalking/intimidation with the intention of fear or physical harm (DV) and using a carriage service to menace, harass or offend.Remember when she was one of this general's favourites kek
Domestic violence charges just proves that in league the women can absolutely match the men
#WomenInMaleFields
Geelong R3#7
>>152968865giwtwm
/ourgirl/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nrl/article-15461769/maddie-studdon-charged.html
we should hook Maddie and Tiff up imagine the break up KINO
>>152958096Medical adveristing is highly regulated, they'll advertise to the extent the law allows. In Australia prescription medicines can't be advertised by name, so you'll sometimes have ads which talk about the condition, say there are treatments available, and end with "speak with your doctor" to find out what it is. But even then they can't be too direct: they banned the Phins jersey sponsor because they advertised "leaf" medicines (too direct advertising of medicinal marijuana), and banned beauty salons from advertising "wrinkle injections" (too direct advertising of Botox).
Let's not forget the root cause of this, Maddie's long term boyfriend refusing to marry her. There's always a man at fault.
>>152970417i see nurofen, lemsip and panadol ads all the time
>>152970450They're not prescription medicines. And at the small pack sizes they put in advertisments they're not even scheduled, hence why you can buy them at supermarkets or petrol stations.
>>152853988walsh nipples
>>152970326>Detectives alleged that Studdon, who played for the Jillaroos between 2014 and 2017, contacted her ex by calling her on private number 29 times, plus via emails and bank transfers.>Police also allege Studdon approached her former partner outside her home, attempted to get in her car and punched the side of the vehicle as she called 000.lmfao, using bank transfers to send harrassing messages to people
>>152970326>Check msgs, enjoy the d***'>Can stop being suss and own up. You make m e [sic] go off cause what you're doing.>F***ing own up, you're a cheater...explain yourself,>Didn't need to use me just so you cou ld [sic] see if something else would work,Very interesting, would love to know the source of these messages and if there's more.A mate of mine is a credit assessor and he's sent me more than one screenshot of multiple 1c transfers containing abusive messages, it's not uncommon.So much OnlyFans too.
>>152970786funnily enough ive heard of this happenng 2 seperate times irl
wish a girl stalker would do bank transfers just to send me messages
Do you have to report the transferred money as taxable income?
Did NOT think Maddie had this in her kek
>>152970999not if youre latrell mitchell
>>152969911>2nd last
>>152971316She's rough as guts, Sydney ferries are no joke
Dead mouse in the middle of my pergola for some reason lads
>hey Mads>JAIL?!
>>152968274Yeah I am seething, so what
Reminds me of a time my sister tried to get rid of a dead rat that our cat brought in. She picked it up with a dustpan and broom and went to throw it in the bushes outside against my neighbours fence line. As she threw it, it got caught in the lip and went straight up and sideways and landed on the neighbours garage roof. The roof was 3 and a half metres tall, on a slope, and there was no way to get to it. So we just slowly watched it decompose into a skeleton over the next few months. I'm pretty sure the neighbours could see it as well, as they had a 2 story place that looked over it
>>152971724
Don't get obsessing over an ex. If they cheat or something then sure tell em to get fucked but then just remove them from your life
>>152971316>freshie
>>152971734a good girl like Jetaya could fix Maddie
>offseason drama where an NRL player is charged for domestic violenceI sleep>offseason drama where an NRLW player is charged for domestic violenceREAL SHIT
B A S E D
>that took 4 years>they're proud to announce that
Apparently the Cowboys were going to offer Maddie a contract
1997 North Sydney
>>152980599ynr they stole the name from the local shops
Look familiar?
Yeah I think that's Terry Hill in a wig screaming
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nrl/article-15466383/Tiffany-Salmond-claims-one-question-golden-boy-footy-star-convinced-sleazebag-slid-DMs.html
My life lately>>>/wsg/6073172
Probably a while till we actually see it but word is the Bears home jersey will be the Red and Black hooped one
What's this got to do with Tiff
NRL player texted Tiff and she got the ick when he asked to move the conversation to snapchat. Knowing footy players he was trying to fish nudes from her to show off to his teammates. But you can't outfox a vixen.
>But you can't outfox a vixen.
ACLcunt here. First week of preseason done gents. And holy fuck am i not built for running. But i'll get there
>>152991181Based Billy Walters
>>152991181Don’t care, didn’t ask
>>152991343How'd you know >>152991345Chud
>that plebbit spacing
The reddit space is the space between your ears
>>152853988damn this abo zesty
please watch our spoort
Don't think I will thanks
please watch me cannonball into the pool
please watch me poo into the pool
>Melbourne Storm has announced a new partnership with Australian video game developer Big Ant Studios for the next four seasons. >Best known as the developers behind the Rugby League 26 video game, Big Ant Studios originally joined forces with Storm as the official Matchday Partner in Round 25, 2025 at AAMI Park.Yeah it's over this is where the Poorm finally fall off
>>152993900
Tigers prospect Luke Laulilii is a Perth Bear
The Perth Bears have signed Luke Lualili
>swapping Coates for Lomax
Aus bum fights are on. Currently a coupla coconuts giving each other CTE for our entertainment and the Aus heavyweight title
just noticed Tiff has SH scars :(
Does NAS have a longer boxing career than TPJ?
Updated Perth Bears so far1. Nick Meaney2. Luke Lualili 3. Harry Newman4. Chris Vea'ila5. Sean Russell6.7. Toby Sexton8. Liam Henry9. Tyran Wishart10. Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui11.12. Josh Curran13.14.15. Emarly Bitungane16. Luke Smith17. James McDonnell
No she doesn't, optical illusion. Moire effect from her peach fuzz.
>>152994944
>>152994901unironically a top 8 team cooking
>unironically a top 8 team cooking
Not Rugby League but kind of Rugby League how are No Limit still in business kek
I don’t know what that is. Also thinking about the Perth jersey it’ll probably have a bit of gold on it as a nod to WA but essentially it’s a Norths jersey. Still feels real shitty that Perth aren’t just getting their own whole team
>ynr the 12 months free kayo we all got a few years backI don't even get a discount through my club membership like nearly every other club does.
>>152993050He didn’t deny it
I just spent about 5 minutes combing through my house for my phone when at last I found it in my pocket, lmao
Based Gasnier
Gold Coast R5 #17 (named after Ellie)
I've seen a lot of strange advertisements on this trip, but none more so than thishttps://youtu.be/tzeO2ta_1LwWhy are they in a volcano?
>Why are they in a volcano?To show how burnt in the stains are
I think we should a team in Adelaide before Rupert dies and he can be the #1 ticket holder
Fuck it's so miserably muggy
Beat the heat come to Ireland for your January holiday
>Anon is not in a volcano
I will if you can find me a redhead irish gf
Carrot Tossing: A lighthearted competition that brought smiles and laughter to participants of all ages, proving that even vegetables could be part of the redhead revelry.Freckle-Counting: A fun and endearing way to embrace the unique constellation of freckles that often beautifully accompanies red hair, turning a distinguishing feature into a point of pride.Redhead Parades: A vibrant and unforgettable display, where thousands of redheads, often adorned in imaginative and unique fashion, marched together, creating a spectacular river of red through Crosshaven.Ginger Speed Dating: A charming and popular activity offering a chance for redheads to connect and mingle, perhaps sparking fiery new friendships or even romances.Coronation of a Redhead King and Queen: A true highlight of the event, where chosen royalty, symbolizing the essence and pride of the redhead community, were crowned amidst much fanfare.
I should visit Ireland next.
It doesn't just rain anymore, it rains to the point of floods
lets go broncos
Now that Ben is redeemed I don't know what to wish for this year lads.
Wishing that Panthers cheating gets exposed and they get titles stripped like Storm did
Nathan Cleary Must Captain PNG Chiefs in 2028. No Debate. Nathan Cleary is the biggest superstar in the NRL right now. He is the captain of the Penrith Panthers. He is a proven winner. Calm. Smart. Ruthless when it matters. That is exactly the kind of leader PNG Chiefs need when they enter the NRL in 2028.Nathan Cleary must captain PNG Chiefs. This is not a suggestion. This is a must.He is our tumbu man. He has every right to captain PNG Chiefs. And more than that, he is the perfect captain. Yes, to sign Nathan Cleary will cost more than 10 million kina. Let’s be honest. That is small money. Every year this country loses way more than that to corruption, waste, and bad leadership. Millions disappear and nobody blinks. But suddenly people want to panic when it comes to investing in a world-class captain? Please.2028 starts with leadership.Leadership starts with Nathan Cleary.Let’s go PNG Chiefs.
F for Billsmafia bro
thought you wrote 'bismillah' lol
>Now that Ben is redeemedBeing a passenger and getting KTFO ≠ redemption. Yes it’s a harsh take. But it’s true
>retro round>acceptable in the 80’s starts playing >phil blake chip n chase>the flying wedge>i got hugs for you as the biffs and spear tackles start flying
They don't make the final without him. He bailed them out in the Canberra game.
Have the SC & tipping comps been created yet?
>>153031346>Canberra choked FTFY
QUEENSLANDER
>>153031768He still had to make that kick in the end though.
Physical 100 is a good show if you ever liked watching strongman when it was a bit looser. There’s three series of it now
Yeah it's pretty mad, team Australia were dudded
>>153031768Canberra choked on Walsh
Matt Dufty has signed with the Rabbitohs (NSW Cup)
>>153053179Never heard of her
Took a bunch of legal edibles, pretty fun. Thinking Australia needs to legalise it for the first time in my life.
The most down bad I've ever seen a fanbase was when Dragons fans were threatening to refund their memberships because they were letting Matt Dufty go
Is he a fullback? Being a dragons fan must suck. I’d probably want to kill myself, supporting a merged team must be like sharing your wife.There’s an argument that in a democracy if the people are doing it anyway then you should have some regulation both for public safety and to deter criminals from profiteering (tax free). Personally think weed isn’t something the police should be chasing people down for, doesn’t need to be legalised though either, just don’t kick in doors if people are growing it and do more drug testing of drivers and heavy machinery operators
reckon all these shark attacks are an omen of a pooarks hip 2026 desu
>>1530315782026 SC isn't open yet but if you're a paypig you can use the early bird preview team picker.
>>153060051Too many edibles
I wonder what happens if a shark eats a stoner? hmmm
Usually the stoner will die and it’ll be on the news
>>153060628https://youtu.be/6pPqNRmLvIQ
So true
Dean Widders making a comeback at 46 years of age
>>153070833Based
You now remember Tyrone Munro
>>153074207Why are they so violent?
>>153074348Little cunt deserved it
SC and tipping is open lads
>>153076722Also did anyone get a screencap of last years result? I forgot to get one.
>>153070833Widders he upto
Need to think of a funny team name lads
>>153076939Souff Shitney
danny's virginity.you'll never lose
>>153076992
going to join the SC this year should I call my peem 'a bye round'
>>153077492James Graham has that trademarked he'll get ya
5/8 is an absolute fucking wasteland this year.
a bit cookie cutter at the moment but its something at least
>>153076722Meme tipping comp? It was interesting seeing how the results differed from the real comp
i like rugby league but i think it would be better for australian international softpower if we put all our best athletes into rugby union
Correct. However using that same logic, it would be best to put all our best athletes towards soccer.
>>153077592>Latrell
>>153078161>>153078206t. orphans
>>153078034Got you lad
i like rugby league but i think it would be better for australian international softpower if we put all our best athletes into quake 3 duels
>>153078282based thanks for doing this every year m8 not sure I ever did better late than never I suppose
>Soft power is the ability to influence others through attraction and persuasion, rather than coercion (hard power), by leveraging a nation's culture, political values, and foreign policies to make others want what you want, fostering goodwill and cooperation through appeal, not force.
nrlw sc when
nrlw sole cam
i wouldnt be able to play properly. i'd just buy up all the players i found attractive.
>>153078345You can't field Latrell in 13 positions, Irish
irish as thought about latrell in every position ;)
these fucking captchas will ruin the game threads
>>153078263I know he's fat and lazy but for the price he's hard to beat, and if it's true that fatfata is on the left too there should be a lot of points on offer. I know poogers have the bye in round 1 but I think i'm going to actually go for the may/haas meme. But really it's fucking hard so far out from PPP.>>153078308Welcome m8.
>Oak and Breaka are the same companywtf
It would be best to grow rugby league into the biggest game in the world
>>153079129Irish, nothing will ever top soccer.
Everyone in soccer loves to get topped
The Warriors Christchurch game is already sold out
Angus Crichton signed with Rugby Australia for 2027Also I'm on the way home from Canada lads
Code Sports can reveal Crichton has signed a two-year deal with RA and the NSW Waratahs, and will depart the Sydney Roosters at the end of the 2026 NRL season.
Beat ya to it lad
Roosters have gotta stop signing people with Union backgrounds because it's really blown up in their face the last few years
>Beat ya to it lad
Roosters should only sign people with union backgrounds since it is really on brand. The whole team should be players between stints in Super Rugby. That could be there thing. South's can be Abos, Broncos can be Insta models, Penrith can be Drill artists and Roosters Union players.
>>153059140Also I did this again yesterday and had a fucking horrid experience so I'm thinking we shouldn't legalise it
>>153079870In Australia, people were saying league couldn’t compete with union when union went pro and league would dwindle off, now union is back where it was in the 80s and league is more popular than it was before it supposedly was going to die. Same people were saying soccer would be huge, in Australia, and today it’s more niche than it was before the A-League. Victoria Rules despite having more presence than league in more places has not grown in popularity in the places it anticipated growing in. Everyone knows rugby league is the best football code in the world and everyone who properly understands and follows multiple codes of football has rugby league as their favourite and most beloved code
Good chance the Wallabies backline will look like this10. Carter Gordon11. Max Jorgensen12. Angus Crichton13. Joseph Suaalii14. Zac Lomax15. Tom Wright
Pretty funny a 9 fingered inside centre
Lomax has no union experience and sometimes that can be a bit of an issue not everyone is as good at both codes.Angus played junior union and NSW schoolboys so he’ll be alright
https://youtu.be/DtP3tfKwf7s?si=8lT1kkODz7594BLE
>>153086981League would easily destroy Union in anycountry they competed on equal terms.
If Rugby Australia actually decided to pay injured players in the early 1900s Rugby League in Australia wouldn't exist and the Wallabies quite literally wouldn't lose. If that happened we wouldn't be here now so fuck em
>>153087657Reminder to delete the tracking link when posting YT or IG links
>Reminder to delete the tracking link when posting YT or IG links
Tiff is on a shark fixation
This is a Shark general (The fish not the mediocre football team) btw so good on Tiff
>the shark>most fascinating fish>least favourite team
>>153086981just isn't true is it
>>153088867Sometimes I forget but I honestly dgaf if you guys know about my anon shitposting account on IG.
The Nines Premier League is on this weekend and IS on Kayo lads
>he has kayoholy goy
How do you watch Footy without Kayo?
i read posts on /nrl/ and use my imagination
God, guns, and the North Queensland Cowboys
AJ probably breaks the record in this game. If this isn't the occasion to finally have that /nrl/ meetup then what is?
m8 we have meetups all the time. we organise them in the sc group chat.
Anyone running any muggy multis on the tennis?
Jamie Soward has quit as coach of Samoa Fetu
SOWGOD
Less than 6 weeks to go.
2 till trials
>>153090347Rugby League fans following multiple codes explains this unverified thing which bizarrely has test cricket being the same as odi but t20 being different. It’s a strange one alright
and wtf is etc. That’s not a sport I’m familiar with
>>153090347Was this taken when Barty was active? I'm surprised tennis is that high desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apmn0YwcHEI
Tennis has always been a pretty popular sport to watch on TV I think
>>153090347People only pretend to like soccer so they don't get cancelled. People love Rugby League even though they get cancelled for it.
>>153090465Please stay for the whole season Cowboys anon
>>153090347this doesn't reflect actual viewership data and stadium attendance
>>153095771We truly are the most oppressed sport
>>153090347
Shitshow continues
Where's lawbro when lomax needs him
Lomax will win. A three year non-compete clause is an illegal restraint of trade. Parramatta have already spent his cap money on other players so how are they worse off? NRL will step in before anything comes of the court case.
>>153098805
Draft comp?
Lomax could easily get a contract in Japanese rugby or even French rugby right now so it’s really a matter of does anyone want him in the nrl and if they do will it offend parramatta and does anyone really care if parramatta are offended
FOOTBOL IS NUMBER ONE WHEN IT COMES TO PARTICIPATIONSUCK.IT.
*in this country
That’s because we weren’t allowed tackle each other at lunchtime, touch is gay, and 123 grab wasn’t fooling anyone
Alot of devouring mother's in Australia. Not enough mother's wanting to lettheir kids experience danger and grow as people.
>>153099921Based cte enjoyer
>>153099878kek
>>153099574Melbourne do want him. They've even offered Parra $200k in compensation. Yet Parra want to prevent an ex-employee from taking up a job offer with a rival ~6 months after he has left his former employer. Non-compete employment clauses that are over-onerous are not legal, they are only legal to the extent they give the ex-employer time to find a replacement, i.e. place an ad on Seek and do interviews the next week: a few weeks or months at most.
>on the verge of NSW and Kangaroos selection>get heemed by rival Reece Walsh and retire from the game at 27https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/im-retired-ryan-papenhuyzen-opens-up-on-quitting-nrl-reveals-moment-that-rattled-him/news-story/d53bebdb9be084cc5d029476ce45915e
>>153090347>tennis my mumza watches the tennis and no other sport ever nuff said
>>153104329wtf why'd he go and do that
poopenhousehen bros...
Great move Papps. Congrats on everything you've achieved have loved watching you on the field & part of that amazing Storm legacy. Your health is the most important thing in life & No Rules League was happy to see Storm players hit high week after week without consequence. If they don't deal with the likes of Walsh & more, many more players will be injured or just walk away. Have loved the journey
Paps probably wins a second Clive if the Poorm win he played well outside of getting bitched by Walsh
>>153104329That's a really good way to ensure you are always remembered for that grand final loss, great legacy
When he hasn't been injured, he has basically been the second best Fullback the whole time. Even as the first best Fullback moved between Teddy Edwards, Ponga and Walsh
>Great move Papps. Congrats on everything you've achieved have loved watching you on the field & part of that amazing Storm legacy. Your health is the most important thing in life & No Rules League was happy to see Storm players hit high week after week without consequence. If they don't deal with the likes of Walsh & more, many more players will be injured or just walk away. Have loved the journey
>>153107001troll
"Deal with the likes of Walsh and more" What does that mean?
>>153107001>pongaKek. KEK
>>153107175
>>153107001Teddy and Walsh have been the best fullbacks. Edwards will always be a shitter who was only chosen for two footy because of his Penrith combinations.
>>153107165Papi blamed a Walsh high tackle where he got KO'd for his decision to take a year off/retire.
wow
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/138419172/#q138460696How did he do it?
>he had an encyclopedic knowledge of the /nrl/ family's shitposting historyImpressive. Very Nice.
we’re choc full of knowers desu
WIN getting an upgrade
>>153108777whats are these for?
looks like they’re just ruining the iconic hill desu
Hills are fucking terrible I don't care how nostalgic they are. Every stadium should get rid of them
I wonder how big a stadium you could make where there are only hills, no stands.
Leichhardt has barely any actual seats but the hill pushes it to 20k+ capacity.
>>153108846smokers pavilion
Paps retiring is a smart move for his long term health. He’s injury prone it’s unfortunate some blokes are just like that sort of glass cannon types to use a gamers parlance, and he’s definitely made his money and will be looked after by his club and the game at least for the foreseeable. gg
Are the Storm looking to play Lomax at fullback?
1. Fa'alogo2. Coates 3. Meaney 4. Howarth 5. Lomax Warbrick drops out unless Howarth goes to the Eels
>>153108652Now let’s see Danny’s card
>>153109591Look at that subtle off-white stain. The tasteful virginity of it. Oh my God.
Heard a stort today, originally from the horse's mouth>Eels have signed Lomax for '25, it's announced>Lomax has a meeting with Flanagan who has just got the Dragons job>tells Flanno that if the Dragons can give him a bit more money he's happy to backflip on the signing and stay >Flanno tells him to get fucked, disgusted by Lomax's disloyalty to his new contractBased Flanno methinks
>>153109426How common in smoking in Straya? It's banned many places over here.
>>152853988There's an interview with Walsh where the interviewer says that Walsh's films all paint the natives in a much more positive light than every other film from those times, except for Distant Drums, and Walsh responds that that is because in Distant Drums it's the seminoles and the seminoles are "sons of bitches".
>>153111857Last time I was there it’s not allowed inside any public building or anywhere food is served. Pubs have beer gardens without food service, you have to walk away from a cafe and stand on the street, and at the footy you have to leave your seat and go to the designated smoking area usually outside the ground
In Ireland you can smoke at outdoor seating unless there’s a no smoking sign. A lot of coffee shops don’t have outdoor seating though and the weather can be an issue with the ones that do, but they put heaters on and leave blankets out
At the rugby here you can’t smoke at the seats there’s a smokers concourse in the stadium though and it’s open air partially roofed so not bad
>>153112797>In Ireland you can smoke at outdoor seating unless there’s a no smoking sign.That tracks with the rest of Europe I've been too. Heavy smokers over there.
What does their weight have to do with it
sex and love with polynesian goddess 2026
7th of feb for footy lads
I've had versions where CTW is absolutely stacked but I'm starting to think 4 CTW cheapies makes for the best balance. Hopefully we end up getting 4.
>>153117213>L. Mitchell
>>153117704THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YA FARKEN WHITE DAWG?
lmao
>>153118893IRISH ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY IRISH?
>>153118893
can't believe they injured each other to skip the preseason
It looks like the injury scares at South Sydney have calmed with Latrell Mitchell and David Fifita set to feature for Souths over the trial period.Latrell will miss training next week with a calf complaint while David Fifita’s ribs were given the all clear.
I would do shocking things for a Sunday 6:15pm Titans vs Dragons game right now
>>153119988based
LADSTHE WORKS BURGER IS FUCKING BACK
nice!
Turned up to collect my order and they said they ran out of zinger fillets. How the HECK does a chicken store run out of chicken
>>153119988triple doubles of truth
>that archcorr
David Fifita looks like if the Bonds Chesty Bond guy had an affair with Cathy Freeman
Is Tedesco the protagonist of history?
>>153126617>>153126697
>>153126697
Who is going to defend our thread from politics when DCE retires
Just keep using the dce image, ez pz
>>153120600>activates chicken of the cave
>>153129013>James Tedesco
By far the worst thing Hitler ever did
will the family be watching tonight?
>>153139281This image is all time
bump
Happy Australia day lads
Was wondering when one of you were going to post that
NRLW drug testing when?
>Discuss signings, rumours, off-season dramas, and SC builds
>>153158554
>when your nickname sounds like a furniture warehouse
too embarrassed to post my sc peem
m8 it's all rough drafts until PPP arrives. and if you're that nervous you can always crop your name out.
Happy Australia Day to all the Family
I hope everyone is keeping cool
>>153132297saved
It's not that bad in my neck of the woods. Did the lawn and trimmed the trees without too much trouble. Also Happy Australia Day lads. Don't forget to thank the true owner and custodian of this land: His Majesty King Charles III.
I think I've taken this as far as I can without any further team news or seeing the trials. How's everyone else's sides coming along?
>>153156369>g string higher than pants Very interesting look that somewhat communicates that you can't dress yourself
Isn’t Metcalf still injured? Also you need to pick up the cheapies that are actually going to play and make money.
well shit ok thanks for the tips will have another go
It's called a whale tail and it's classic 00s style
la creatura
>As of January 26, 2026, no official update on his return date has been released, but his rehabilitation timeline suggests he is likely still in the early to mid-stages of recovery.
Australia Day 2026 statement statistics >NRLOnly the Rabbitohs and the NRL themselves put out a statement >AFLPort Adelaide, Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon, St Kilda, North Melbourne, Sydney, Hawthorn, Melbourne, Western Bulldogs and West Coast Eagles put out a statement. The AFL themselves did not >Super Rugby No clubs, Wallabies or Rugby AU put out a statement >Cricket No clubs, leagues or national teams put out a statement >A-LeagueNo clubs or the league put out a statement >NBL Only the Illawarra Hawks and the league themselves put out a statement
you can say a lot when you say nothing at all
The simple fact is if it weren't for the British then Aboriginals would not be able to earn millions of dollars playing footy so nobody should be more greatful.
>>153167520Based Kath & Kim enjoyer
>>153139207maybe the nazis weren't so bad
We should be getting the all star squads soon
>We should be getting the all star squads soon
I don’t watch the All Stars because my if my people aren’t allowed to play then I don’t want to watch.
My people are rugby league fans
When the NRL All Stars was around back in the day it was 1 player from every team plus the Australia and NZ captains and Vice captains (and the England Captain later). If they did it again with the 18 teams the team might look like this in 2027 1. James Tedesco 2. Ronaldo Mulitalo3. Herbie Farnworth 4. Tom Trbojevic5. Kalyn Ponga 6. Mitchell Moses7. Nathan Cleary8. James Fisher Harris (New Zealand Captain)9. Harry Grant 10. Payne Haas11. Cameron Murray 12. Jeremiah Nanai13. Isaah Yeo (Australia Captain)14. Tyran Wishart 15. Terrell May 16. Joseph Tapine 17. Keon Koloamatangi18. Leka Halasima19. Lachlan Galvin 20. Keano Kini
>>153172637If an indigenous team is ever included in the World Cup, the Australian team would effectively become a white Australian all stars team.
>>153173257BASED
What do you think happens after we die?
A return to the universal, omnipresent consciousness that permeates all space and time
>>153176277Hopefully something, possibly nothing
>“There have been a lot of headlines about ‘ICE’ – but they’re not targeting Australians,” Bell said on Tuesday.>“They’re looking for different nationalities, or people from different countries – Australians are perfectly fine.kek sounds like the Bilaldogs customers are in for a rough Vegas trip https://www.baka.com.au/sport/nrl/they-re-not-targeting-australians-police-chief-says-league-fans-will-be-safe-in-vegas-20260127-p5nxc2.html
The don't target tourists they target third world trash who hopped the border.
>>153177490>third world trash who hopped the border.sounds like Hunts stint at the Dragons desu
I’ve been watching some social media videos and it seems like the most effective response to being questioned by the brownshirts is tell them you’re Native American
>>153177634Need a positive remake of this
DRIVE IRISH DRIVE
Just carry your passport with you, you'll need it for ID in a foreign country anyway. If you're not doing anything wrong, like committing a crime against immigration law or attempting to pervert the course of justice by obstructing police, then you have nothing to worry about. Really quite simple, no need for any Australian to buy into American political hysteria of the left or right. You are not an American, you are not a Democrat or a Republican, you are not a party to their paranoia and paroxysms, have simply lost your identity because of your immersive consumption of American media.
Yeah I don’t think he actually said five dollars though
>>153177675>he still thinks hunt got redeemed
Hunt thinks Hunt got redeemed and that’s all that matters really
So all those guys who think they’re women are women to you eh
>Mathew Lodge is applying for an American visa
BASED
>>153184267Quincy Dudd is looking ready for a big year
I really don't want an Adelaide team because that has to be the worst capital city I've ever been to, yuck, what an absolute shit hole
>has to be the worst capital city I've ever been toHe went to Adelaide, kek. KEK
>>153177634"Chin up you aren't a premiership winning hero"
>only just got a pay rise after 2 years and they're gonna put rates up againGod damn it
>skipping all stars game to prep for world club challengeHow do we feel about this, family?
>now officially have a six figure salaryLook out Bezos
>Wallabies star Max Jorgensen rejects Roosters, inks long-term deal to stay in rugbyPolitis cucked by ARU AGAIN
>yellow cashies logo>yellow maccas archesThey're gonna be black red and yellow like the Canucks
YJK
https://youtu.be/7mPPppiRrz4 This Guy Is MAD. Is He A Smokey To Start For Brisbane In 2026?
Chappo in Tanzania
>>153185375>tfw stuck at $90K
didn’t think there was that many abos in Tazmania desu
There shouldn't be any. IIRC they were all exterminated.
Did she explain to them how she's also black
>>153185538based Mal making sure his main food sauce is covered
anyone else going to stay up for the world club challenge in feb?
>sauce
11pm is already considered staying up late for me to be honest
>>153186156>>153186170>6:30am Don't really need to stay up for that we can just get up a bit early
Someone should record it and then restream for all the family to watch together at 8pm
I can hear my elderly neighbours watching those algorithm bait AI voice-overed videos lads. This is what the simple folk are reduced to when the footy isn't on.
>>153186170can’t be late for your big 6 figure salary can you now ya company man
If it doesn’t start with 2 or more, it’s not a big six figure salary
>>153186095He loves the cookies
>>153186156is it footy? after the BBL ends I only watch footy
It’s Hull vs Brisbane for all the chocolates
>>153186095>>153193852If the Big Mac had an eyebrow on top it would be the Big Mal
ohh I see, put the broncos on a plane for 48 hours a couple weeks before the season starts to nerf them I see how it is
the 28 second big mal burger challenge
>>153194198It's called growing the game m8
Broncs haven't won a World Club Challenge this millenium. Neither has Penrith.
Buzz Rothfield has retired lads
What team was he signed to
>>153196381Does that mean that he won't be on NRL 360 or is he just retiring from the Daily Telegraph?
>'fro>RothfieldIs Buzz Jewish? I can see it in young Buzz. Would explain why he is so intelligent, perceptive, and cultured.
https://youtu.be/C6mfoOJpfqw
FOOTY IS BACK NEXT WEEK
haven't bought kayo yet, really not sure if i'm going totoo fuckin expensive
Lots of NRL and AFL teams offer digital memberships which is just cheaper versions of Kayo m8
>Australian-made animated series Bluey was the most streamed show in the US for the second year in a row, topping Nielsen’s annual year-end streaming charts for 2025.>US viewers watched 45.2bn minutes of the show on Disney+ according to Nielsen, down from 55.62bn in 2024, but still impressive given the show comprises 154 episodes – most of them less than 10 minutes’ long.>Grey’s Anatomy was ranked second place for the second year in a row with 40.9bn minutes watched, which is 455 episodes of about 40 minutes each.Soft power galore, I hope all their kids have Aussie accents.
No wonder they're so good at footy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDolx6Gf4c
>>153197109Kayo is $360 pa, the digital memberships are $240-280pa and include kayo. These teams have digital memberships which include kayo subscriptions, some of them are premium others standard and the prices vary so take your time and check it out. Worth doing because you get the club membership goodies and the kayo subscription for less than a standalone kayo subscription.Canberra Canterbury Redcliffe TitansManly Melbourne CowboysParramatta Penrith Warriors
*information was correct at time of posting**please due diligence yourselves
https://www.nrl.com/membership/
If you only care about NRL then you're better off just subscribing to Kayo during the regular season and cancelling when finals hit.
If it’s cheaper to do that then do that. It’d be 7 months feb-aug, depends how much is it per month idk. If it’s too expensive just pirate
Just pirate the streams and then use the money on membership for your favourite vtuber
>>153197292hmmm dare I
looks like cowwies is the cheapest at $275 a year for standard kayo membership nothing else includedstormies you get, exclusive member pack including lanyard, bumper sticker and membership card and 2026 Member item (Cap) and some other stuff discounts to tickets etc haven't checked other peemsso you if you get cowwies you save $85 every year or just pirate it like the other anon mentioned
luckily with my 6 figure salary I can easily afford Kayo unlike you peasants
>>153197521If I was going to do it I’d do a Titans and get that sweet $20 Titans online store voucher
>>153197638yeah Broncos do that too plus a 10% discount
Souths have a $20 voucher and 25% discount
*bites tongue*
15%*
The discounts don't mean much when jerseys are $170
FACT: The more expensive the jersey, the bigger the discount is.
When I was getting the AFL digital memberships I picked teams that would also send you a membership kit even though I would never wear the hat anyway
My salary has the figure 6 in it somewhere
>>153201717>>153201717>>153201717
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