Atlético de Madrid - Real Madrid (pre)match threadthat's it edition
TODAY IS THE DAY
>>152873201He is going to AS MONACO.
>making custom tactics in FM
>french anon is still in his german classes>webm ukranian anon is elsewherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln31raI2ezY
>>152873201
>Pubill>no MolinaThat has to be a fake starting 11
Los NEGROS (formerly white) contra los ROSADOS (formerly red)
>>152873240
>1 win in the last 11 games vs Atletico
>>152873717basado
>>152873717The ref's will make sure that they will find a way. Can't go upsetting the Arab overlords now.
shit tournament for camelfuckers
MADRID>MADRIDMADRID>MADRID
Please please please collapse on the pitch and die today
>No Mbappedon't think I'll be enjoying this one tbhbros
just watching while I wait for Ars vs Liv
>>152873717The Saudis paid for a Barcelona vs Real final and they will get it no matter what.
how many tonight?
Remind me as to why this is being played in Saudi Arabia?
>>152873891Xabi will still bottle it and Florentino will have him publicly beheaded in Riyadh
What would simeone look like like without the hair plugs and lipo?
Real Madrid sucks dick, hoping Ateltico Madrid fucks them up big time. Tired of seeing niggerball.
GOLAZO
VALVERDE IS SO GOOD WTF
gawd damn Valverde can hittem
FEDE
>>152873929you peeple never learn
>>152873929KWAB
>no mboop>actually play wellwhat do they mean by this?
>>152873936Hasn't scored since April of last year, still acts like he's good. You vardrid faggots are insufferable. Valverde sucks ass. Kounde has a better scoring record than him at this point for the season.
>2 meter tall Norwegian übermensch>scared of the ballTime to fill Atletico with ngubus.
>Mbappe plays>Vini doesn't score>Mbappe injured>Vini doesn't scoreWhat does he do
>>152873960He sends the other team fans to segunda
>>152873201over
>>152873960
>>152873550Thanks, based earaser.
saudis are just muslim saars
Plan de partido de Simeone: La pelota para el rubio alto y que julian fraudvarez se quede mirando la jugada
>>152873978Why did you cut out the retarded head banging?
>nonce against gigachad norwegian
Why do the cuck english commentators always try to suck nigger dick? They always act like vinicius is going to do something and nothing ever happens.
i haven't seen this fraud score in months
>>152874057Simeone is a shitty coach, completely fucked the team up. Should have been fired 5 years ago.
>>152874012Funny since they're losing because the tall blonde couldn't stay still and take a shot.
>>152874047>watching english commentaryspanish is where the sovl is atplus they never hire women
Spainfags redpill me on Atletico. Simeone has definitely built this club up to where it is now but what about the future? His playing style is so antiquated, they spend a lot and most of their signings are always kind of baffling and he’s never in any danger of moving on. They’re fourth right now in a three horse race…?
> i believe i can fly
snoozefest
>>152873250>Greaseman doesn't even start for Atletico anymoreHow the mighty have fallen.
>>152874015video would’ve been too long for 4mb
>>152874091Anytime I hear a woman commentator I mute it. I have to watch off ESPN or use a VPN and that lags sometimes. The only good English commentator was Ray Hudson. Ever since the EPL tried to push the black forwards as the savior of their national team and failed miserably, they've been overcompensating anytime a nigger dribbles and loses the ball.
>>152874113kek this is what I was looking for, thanks bro
>>152874115Ray Hudson is cringe and Black men are superior. Keep crying online, bitch
ERARA
>
lmaoing at these argentinian fraudsBaena feeling the burden of the Spanish man to carry these southamericans
Mutt stop talking about black cock challenge: impossible
>>152874142he's lost every ball he's touched
>no Ninja Turtle>RM is surprisingly way betterEven Rodrigo is playing decently.
can you guys shut up? i'm trying to watch the game
I know this may not be the right time to ask but did Lamine play for Barça yesterday?
>>152874171He was subbed in late, had a stomach flu the past 3 days and missed training those 3 days. They tried to save him for the weekend final as much as possible. Since he wasn't in training they wanted to stretch his legs.
>>152874181hangover is called flu now?
Took Atletico one pass to reach Reals box, this isnt going to end 0-1 lol
>Rodrygo
>>152874184That's what they were calling it. Lamine seems like he's not the type to fuck around with his career being surrounded by other people from La Masia though. Wouldn't surprise me being a millionaire at that age though.>Vinicius chokes again, LMAO
>RodrygoFucking Mbappe scores that and you know
what is monicius even doing
SARR REDEEM THE GOAL PLS SARRRRRRR
fraudicius is a fraud
de que se queja vinicius si es él el que se duerme y le quitan la pelota. le reprocha a sus compañeros hasta sus propias cagadas, que asco de ser
>cooling break in 2026
>cooling break in january at -2C
cant score
LOL Sorloth was scared the free kick would hit his dick so he let it go through.
fuck the captchascan madrid score 5 more goals please? if not it's as if they've lost
>>152874232Its been snowing so much this week lol
>>152874244how much ron you got on this game
i thought the desert is cold at night did they lie to me ?
>>152874247You're in Germany, they are in Saudi Arabia. FFS you north africans are retarded.
>>152874232Currently 30c where they are playing (Saudi)
>>152874256When you're in the middle of a concrete jungle city the desert doesn't have any impact on the heat coming off the concrete...
>>152874256nigga you live in the desert, you tell us
>>152874247>>152874232how are you alive and not frozen to death after antifa's jewish terrorist attack on the power grid.the game is played in the city of Yeda Saudi Arabia it's 25ºC there
kwab
>Le 2 IQ nordic ogre
>shitloth>pooloth>cacaloth
>>152874274I live in Hamburg, not Berlin thankfully.
>>152874265>>152874274I just tuned in m8, why the fuck are they playing in Saudi Arabia?
>look how bad Sorloth is! (even though he's the only one with shots on target), let's ignore Friolian ghostingnot falling for your brown lies
>No Extra time this yearUhhh why?
makes me smile seeing a simeone get elbowed in the face
>>152874285Supercopa money, next year they won't be able to host it since it conflicts with another competition. They had rights for 2 years. Now supercopa needs to find a new place in the middle east other than Jeddah
>>152874254i'm not that betting autist that posts with the romanian flag, too poor for that. maybe i should go repatriate some copper from germany to get some betting money
>>152874306Supercopa Miami 2027
xabi alonso and simeone look like mario and wario type of shit
>Gallagher
>>152874298Because the competition is being played around midnight local time to fit regular season schedules. No extra time, straight to PKs. Not sure on the final though, probably extra there.
I CANT SCORE
>>152874306Qatar confirmed. What part of Spain is Doha from?
>>152874272my country's desert is 500km south of me behind the atlas mountains or did you think i'm in a yurt browsing spee in the middle of a desert
>>152874093>what about the future?El Cholo was unironically needed when he started coaching atletico, before him the team wasn't as consistent with this I mean every season they would end up in a random position and now they always enter champions, he was a builder and occassionally has a good match against strong teams but somehow he is still there being the coach with the highest salary in la Liga and maybe in the whole football scene as coach
>tv carefully not showing the replay of the potential handball
>>152874346>in a yurt browsing spee in the middle of a deserta fate worse than death
>>152874346Well Starlink does offer internet for people living in there. I wasn't the one who replied originally but nothing surprises me anymore desert nigger.
>>152873289I am kinda here but will leave ya for the second half
Simeone is the best payed manager in the world? WTF, he sucks dick...extremely predictable and fucks up careers through his decisions.
Why do all white #9s have no motion?
>>152874345The Saudis would rather host the e-sports olympics instead of this cup? kwab.Also, I thought the wcg were the gaming olympics. They just stole their throne.
>>152874384
>>152874373there's no starlink here. best you can get that far south are those old copper cable internet connection that reaches the ultimate speed of 10mpbs per second
>>152874415They are hosting both the esports stuff AND the Asian cup. Football has blown up in SE Asia so they are probably getting WAY more profit from hosting both at the same time. It's all about $$$. That's how they were able to draw Iniesta before retirement, $$$, just like Ronaldo in the ME.
>>152874415LoL and the like are absurdly popular over there because everyone stays inside all day with days air conditioners and their PCThere are even MENA vtubers now
>>152874384>>152874426the whole gang is here
Halftime
Won't watch the rest of the game, but will keep this thread open to bant with you guys. I'm going to the real /match of the day/
Real don't bother running in this heat meanwhile Atletico destroying themselves by constantly pressing.
>>152874091>univision had a female commentator>next season she turns into FtM trannyhuge kek manuela
>>152874462is it the arsenal liverpoop one
>>152874542Of course. Not even el clasico can save this soulless cup
>>152874426Based frenchbro
>>152874542I just end up watching EPL highlights, can't stand the league
>>152874712I ended up running the peadick stream on mute so I can watch both. I swear this damn english commentator wants to suck vinicius cock, he's sounds like such a faggot anytime he gets the ball
RODRYGO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
HE REDEEMED
How do you say "it's over" in patetico?
>>152873201Get a new name Asencio. You confusing af.
RODRYGOL
Good mornig sirs
Jan Oblak needs to retire, reminds me of Unai Simone.
Please die mono. Please fucking die
>Kwabo KwabmeoneHow did he stand all the humiliation for such a long time?
FAKOFF
>>152874842kek anyone who thinks he doesn't look like a fucking ape is lying.
SIR LOTH
>>152874842
uh oh madridsisters
MOSTDANGEROUSLEAD
lel
>impying they wont give him another salary rise
>i go make food>2 goalsand i guarantee you as soon as i sit down to watch and eat, there will be no more goals
what does he do?
the spanish comentator makes me seethee hard fucking realmadrid cocksuker
Watch Simeone fucks up more sub decisions...he really is a shit coach. Just score, 2 minutes later sub, lmao
>>152874932Even the english commentator is a real madrid cockgobbler. More specifically a nigger cock gobbler praising vini anytime he touches the ball and loses it. Same shit with bellingham
>>152874891
What exactly does sorloth do?
>>152874987he runs
>>152874880Thanks for the real Pic french bro
That simeone kid is the coach's son, right? Is he actually good enough to start or he another nepobabby?
>>152875016He's decent, wasn't shown favoritism at first, but then Simeone fucked up the team so badly with starting players and substitutions it looks like favoritism at this point.
>>152875016All he provides is lots of rooning, which is useful in our nt since Messi doesn't do it, but on a normal team he's useless.
why griezmann is on the bench?
>>152874914gets mogged by a Norwegian, again
>>152875023The dumb monkey will die soon hopefully. Someone will kill him
>>152875056He was subbed in like 10 minutes ago right?
>>152875056If he wanted to play he should have larped as an Argentinian instead of an Uruguayan.
cholo already shat himself swaping baena for le petit prince
>>152875056>>152875067Yea I'm right, #7 right there...lol
>>152875056he cant play a full game for like 3 or 4 years now
>>152875066
>>152873979French anon is so prolific even AI (correctly) thinks that vino doesn't have ears
>take off 2 CB's>don't bring in HuijsenKek, shitter.
>>152875110he's injured
Barçabros we are cooked
>>152875096>>152875076>>152875067>>152875066>>152875045>cuckwatching thirdieskek every time
vini diving even in midfield and complaining like a little bitch...he needs to be traded down to second division
CARRERAS SKIPPING 2-3 YELLOWS
>Mbappe doesn't play>Monicius gets mogged by Rodrygo insteadمرحباً
>baena and sorloth out>greasemann inThe fuck is Simeone thinking?
LMAO fight starting in liverpool v arsenal match because Frimpong dove like a nigger just like vini...
>>152875162wtf is this real
can't wait for Barcelona to waste all their money signing flopian alvarez
>MolinaIt's so over. Fuck this shit. And fuck this captcha
>>152875162
>>152875194They won't sign him with Flick as the coach, guaranteed. They need a left back.
this game is violent bros
>vinicius getting whistled in Arabia
>>152875103Merci
LMAO vinicius living up to the standard he set, he sucks ass. English commentator saying he's surprised because he played so well....so tired of these cuck commentators. That nigger acts so tough yet is the most fragile bitch I've ever seen on the soccer pitch
>>152875237holy shit, salads walks among us
cholo told him "they're whistling you" lmao
classic Simeone chimp out
kek CHIMPS
>>152875194what money?
MONO
Genuinely what is wrong with him ?
based Cholo
>>152875292Barcelona is smart and spends it on referees instead
>>152875162Was it necessary to give me nightmares?
>>152875312No one cares
Can this match not go into penalties? I have to go buy some shit from the gas station.
Why does simeone get him to chimp out like the ape he is so easily?
Classic Abdi meltie.
>>152875378argentinian "banter" or something
Cucknaldo
>>152875408she herself looks arab lmao
>>152875432You wish ahmed
>>152875118Why is he on the bench then?
>>152875429This exists unironically in the USA
>>152875419>Murray,2003EPICNESS
>>152875453
>>152875455it's a minor injury but not worth risking him here instead of vs Barcelona
>They're still seething from it
post webms of goals u useless fucks
>FriolianKWAB FRAUD
Atletico are so useless against Madrid when a trophy is on the line
KWABBBBBBBBBBB
>JULIAN ALVAREZ>WELCOME TO MALLORCA>ALL SKILLS AND TRICKS
Bet Patetico fans were very excited to win here and bend over against Barcelona lmao
>>152875529I was hoping for another FIVE
was he the problem?
>>152875529to be fair madrid is exhausted now and barça has 1 extra day of rest, they're fucked
Since when are arab women allowed in the stadium?
>>152875537we only beat you in important games where titles are at stake, you can keep the early season meaningless league games lmao!
>>152875539>nine game winning goals this season'no'
>>152875539he's always the scapegoat
>>152875602>he's always the scapegoatSurely it wasn't his fault psg won nothing before
>>152875539yes, he's cursed, his teams lose all of their clutchness, real madrid were trash tonight but they won, because mbappé wasn't on the pitch.only mbappé on the pitch can make rice score a back to back direct free kick.
>>152875621as soon as he leaves, psg start to get insanely lucky. the insane amount of times psg got lucky in 2025 was insane. btw psg just stopped losing penalty shootouts, must be the 5th they win in a row with the one they won tonight.
game was shit but Vinicius mogged by Simeone shittalk was worth the watch
>>152875539He inherited Ronaldo's curse.
>>152875703Ronaldo won 5 UCL, what the fuck do you mean?
why rodrygo did the albanian sign????
yeah atletico scored :D
yeah griezmann in :D
>>152875529>implying vardrid won't get bent over by Barcelona (again)
>>152875542not the first time a team has a day extra to get cold and flops before a more tired team
>>152876146Atletico does it gladly, RM tries to win, which they will this sunday
>>152875994What happened after he left? Hopefully he won more UCL trophies without Real.
>>152876641You're talking nonsense. There's no such thing as Ronaldo's curse
>>152874914pedro parque
>>152875453She IS the ahmed