OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD #1
>>152874000Checked
pathetic
liverpoo finna getta spanking
LINEUPS
how hard is it to make a matchthread properly, no wonder this place is going to shit
yes is this /matchy/
>>152874022Im feeling a comfy /lug/ tonight!
>>152874000>arsetrans>trannypoolShit teams
This is a humiliation ritual for Liverpool kek
>>152874026Hello welcome to the matchy
>>152874051>Isa Slot would like to know your location
LiverChads, WE RISE.
>>152874051And there it is.
>>152874049thank you gfI hope you enjoy the match
>>152874065You lose, Liversissy.
West Ham fan here. Need a Liverpool win to make me feel better.
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY
>>152874090Butterface. Hope Arsenal win just for that.
Rice Rice Baby
>>152874023Should be starting Robertson desu
>>152874109>nigga named bradley
y'all got your snacks ready for the big game?
>>152874119Had a cheese sandwich and now got a bag of haribos :)
This is the most important match!
>>152874096My local bowling alley had a Mr Blobby costume in the 90s and he used to scare the shit out of the kids kek
>>152874096Yes, quite
>>152874119I got some wine and double Gloucester, la
>>152874126Nice, my local dominos has a $10.99 large 3 topping pizza deal. So around halftime I'm picking up a philly steak, mushroom, and jalapeno pizza.
Gyokeres will be unlocked tonight, Sesko has thrown down the gauntlet
Arsenal will win la
>>152874119Sauvignon blanc. Treats are for manchildren and pets.
>>152874170Sesko vs Gyokeres will be what everyone thought Haaland vs Mbappe would be.
>>152874158Sounds good lad>>152874174Kys liversissy
>>152874119Still feasting on mince pies from Christmas. No idea why my mum bought so many
>ØdegaardWhy does this nigga have such a fancy name. Is that not O
>>152874119Be honest /sp/,if that happened to you , would you eat it from the floor ?
>>152874183>Kys liversissyI have a 9 inch cock and I'm vascular, I have veins popping out of my skin all over my body, and cock has veins popping out of the veins.
Arsenal (4-3-3) Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie; Odegaard, Zubimendi, Rice; Saka, Gyokeres, Trossard.>Subs: Arrizabalaga, White, Gabriel Jesus, Eze, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Merino, Lewis-Skelly.Liverpool (4-2-3-1) Alisson; Bradley, Konate, van Dijk, Kerkez; Gravenberch, Mac Allister; Frimpong, Szoboszlai, Wirtz; Gakpo.>Subs: Mamardashvili, Woodman, Gomez, Chiesa, Jones, Robertson, Nyoni, Ramsay, Ngumoha.>Referee Anthony Taylor (Cheshire).
>>152874051This clown cost us the league
Why is Jones benched?
>>152874276>us
>>152874276Nevermind the league, this ape cost us a euro.
>>152874287He started the last 6 games in a row, nigga needs a rest. He'll probably come on in the second half.
Why are timber, saliba, gabriel, saka, konate, van dijk, grvanberch, frimpong and gakpo not at afcon?
>>152874287Strategic reserve
>>152874126surely you mean a grilled cheese or cheese toastie?
>postponedFFS
Cockeres vs KekpooWho will win?
>>152874174your posts lately have had me considering switching from beers to wine, already scoped out that little Portuguese number you suggested the other day
>>152874343>343
>>152874355Not another vaxxer surely?
Even the kid off adolescence has turned on slot
Who are the good guys?
>>152874371little bit of snow too much for aws
>>152874376Liverpool, footballs protagonist
>>152874119I'm currently having a strawberry Slushpuppy that I've added a triple shot of Aldi's imitation Au lemon vodka to.>mum bought shitty home slushpuppy machine>assumed it would be trash>it kinda is but it's great for cocktails
>>152874259>klentpooso they don't want to score
>>152874396>>152874356klenkpoo*
>>152874174>Sauvignon blanc after dinnerWhy aren't you drinking a dessert wine or a brandy?
>>152874376>Gooners>The RedsI'll let you pick
hope we have a klenk-worthy game today
Why does Sturridge have such a gay nose piercing?
Absolutely pissing down
Why do Google keep airing ads with that annoying as fuck koreaboo guy? Shouldn't he be eating those nasty gochujang cookies?
>>152874419Oh fuck off mate
Fucking Hell liverpool is shit
>>152874434Get your own word.
CAM ON LIVERPOOL
how do both teams lose this? any chance of a russian nuke or natural disaster or something?
>>152874432All of their AI ads are fucking interminable. The people in the adverts always come across as genuinely mentally retarded
Let's go livarpool
>>152874025FORMATAUTIST'S IN AN UNFORMATTED BOX
>>152874375B-but guise he's played more than any u18 player in a da leeg. giv slot sum credit!!!!I see him coming on any later than 70 minutes I'm finna go insane
>>152874448both teams freeze to death. can definitely happen
Bought a new TV today. £2500.
What's the whitest team from the Big Six?
might unironically watch this match ladsthank god proper bundes footy is back this weekend
>>152874468>£2500You got ripped off. Bought my new OLED 48 inch for £1300
>>152874472Man United
>>152874468thats sounds stupid expensive for a tv
Is it snowing in bongland aswell?
>>152874479>>152874484I got a 65" Sony QD OLED mate. Different level.
>>152874409I have my dinner around 3pm, then I eat nothing until 7-10 am. I'm not a foody.
>>152874476arsenal today frankfurt tomorrow we are so back
>>152874468You genuinely serious mate? Wow, I legitimately care so much. Did you empty your bowels today too???
>this gay lights showLmao I despise london, soulless shit
>>152874472City.Blackest is Chelsea
>>152874493based high functioning alcoholic cheers
>>152874489its starting to again for tonight anywaypart of the souf is getting fucked by the wind and the snow is coming back to midul
>>152874472players or fans?
bought some b8 today (You)s3
>>152874489yeah loads
>>152874472Not Arsenal
pokemon ass music
>>152874174>Sauvignon BlancPlebeian taste
I mean the Scousers, to be honest, yeah, take 'em on, let 'em work in your office. But, you know, how many computers are gonna go missing?
>>152874527i was thinking the same thing lmao
>>152874516>"yellow snow"Klenk
>Club funded plastic """tifo""">Cringe light show>Fans don't even make or hold their own banners, the club literally pay people to do itLmao 0 footballing culture
>>152874506I only drink now, I won't drink anything again until next winter, I'm not a drinker either kek I'm a seasonal creature of habit, a predator, ain't no mother fucking grazer, you know whadda I mean?
For me? It's Pinot Noir.
>>152874532Mancunians take more sick days than anyone else I'll have you know
How will Virgil fuck up today?
arsenal will pummel liverpool right up. this could get ugly, like 4 or 5-0.
>>152874489It is in Birmingham :)
>>152874527https://youtu.be/-XvsTYq9INU?si=IQtKxxYfS46BRmO-This is Arsenal's musical DNA
>>152874551Probably 'cause we work a lot harder than the others, so we're tired, so you're sick, so you need time off...
>>152874448>polymarket bet that Israel will attack Iran on or before January 31Well we got ww3 happening soon
>>152874548okay man damn i fuck wit it
>>152874555fancy a bit in moor street toilets later x
north london forever is one of the cringiest songs ever
Arsenal nearly 10 points ahead and they'll probably still end up bottling it
>>152874553This is correct, except switch Arsenal for Liverpool
Anyone got a stream to share? Pls
>got a lung infection before Christmas>still have chest pain despite using up all anti bioticsI might not make it bros
>>152874567goofy ahh music blud
>>152874573pelota librefutbol libre
>>152874566bit gay m8
drinking alone is extremely grimdo it to get it out of your system for a few years if you have to but you will agree with me when youre fat and feel like shit
>>152874516>Amber SnowCorrrr blimey an English rose
I'm a lifelong Liverpool fan, but I have family who live next to Highbury who're Arsenal, also family who're Arsenal fans, so I cannot hate Arsenal at all.
>>152874582i'm trans ;)
got a 2 liter jug off ice, vodka, sprite and a dash of coke.
1-0 slurper incoming
>>152874419>>152874434FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>152874567Their entire fan base is cringe. They're the closing thing to American sports fans
Lol I forgot Arsenal stole Allez Allez Allez off us even though they have never won the CL
>>152874584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLWJz2YgU4
>>152874576Turkish genetics
how many klenks today?
>>152874599*does a little twirl* who the fuck are you?
>>152874598But to who, Chris Kamara?
>>152874587If she had bigger tits she'd be perfect
>>152874587Is that Rice's wife?
>It's rainingIt's gonna be a kino game.
>>152874576That feeling when you take a big breath and you feel your lungs bubbling sucks.
>>152874587that tattoo was a caterpillar a year ago
bold prediction but i think 2 players will die tonight
>>152874601heard them singing the doopin mental song last time i was at the emirates
>>152874628Or they'll call it off because of woke
raining innit
Doesn't look windy at pitch level
>Storm Goretti
>time wasting on throw ins at 3 minutes in
Nice weather ukbros
You now remember CL final winning goalscorer Kai Havertz.
>50mph winds predicted at the office tomorrowI'm justified WFH aren't I? Fuck even attempting the trains.
Slotty with shiny head from the rain.Yeah this game is over.
>>152874646luv this frog :)simple as
>>152874662i miss my boy :(
>>152874376Unironically today, Liverpool
>>152874613No one's saying klenk anymore, it's been done to death yesterday in the united threads
>>152874666hallo satan
How are we feeling my scouserbros?
>>152874664>50mphFOY
new to soccer. would F1NN5TER support either of these teams?
>>152874659proper brexit weather
>>152874591Oh. See you there at 10:30 then
>>152874472City for sure, Haaland alone gives them extra whiteness points, and as a nouveau riche club they still have some white fans even in Manchester
>>152874683klenk yourself mate
>>152874682french hands
>>152874681disgusting man face
>>152874683only MU
>>152874664so they will bring the willy's to you hehe just kidding I'm sure your job is vital
>>152874606great shit, i have no friends so i simply have no choice but to drink alone
>>152874703No one who works from home has a "vital" job
>>152874049>"white boys" chase thought>"they could be anywhere"
>>152874682I'm not following...
>>152874576you need to go back and get more to finish it off anonusing antibiotics and not killing it off fully could make it come back stronger and be resistant
Bros, the ads keep saying i should visit Rwanda, but should i?
>>152874683for me its icky
if you let arteta win the pl im gonna commit the crime
Gakpo always look like he's detecting a foul stench of shit
>>152874725Nah, it's full of jiggerboos
>timber
>>152874725if youre a fan of arsenal fc then yes
>>152874709Get back to laying bricks shitter
Who the fuck would consider to visit Rwanda?
Hincapie has a huge debuff when playing in the rain
>>152874732cackpoo if you will
I wouldn't visit rawanda if you paid me 10k and that's a shoot brother
but why
We need a Liverpool win & Aston Villa title charge.
loved PE in the rain was kino
>>152874725It's probably perfectly fine if you ignore the strategically place armed guards trying to be discrete everywhere and you basically not being let go anywhere unescortedBeats Dominican Republic. Working for a travel agent put me off there permanently.
does the rain contain evaporated water from the slag piss in the gutter?
>>152874748>>152874754i read somewhere thats its unironically doing better then the uk lol
Liverpools new signings are all shit wtf
Why is Declan Rice always called by his full name?
>>152874767Ekitike is based
>Trossard
>>152874766They always use growth statistics.1000% growth of nothing is still nothing.
>>152874772shame about the face
>>152874765Hope so, yummy yummy drink drink
>>152874767you're expecting too much
>jeremie pingpong>isn't chinesesad!
>>152874772Declan is just a name that's weird on its own it's like it's always a setup for a follow-on word.
What does Saka do?
do you think of that one song when you hear "timber"?
bukayo, timber, and odegard are playing tika taka in the corner again
>>152874805who the fuck is known by their first name?
>>152874772If there's no filter is being used there... She has enormous hands.
Klenkerpool
>>152874805he'd be decks if he were on 'pool
>>152874806get injured for key run in fixtures
What a strange little man Gary Neville is.
>>152874806Run past Kerkez.
>>152874757Sports are pretty hard to beat, especially the girls' team
OH MY DAYS ELIZABETH, I AM HOWLING WITH DELIGHTOUR VERY OWN STARBOY JUST DONE HIS MAN, ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A STARBOYHAND ME THE BLIMMIN' SMELLING SALTS I FEEL OUTRAGEOUSLY FAINT
Saka was always bad.
>>152874812he is a clownjurrien timber
Baka could have hit the top of the net from that angle
>>152874767dont disrespect my boy Heki like that
virgin dyke being run ragged
Liverpool getting dominated
>>152874834This is Manchester United
>>152874834Strange thing for the beeb to repost
>>152874812ITS GOING DOWNIM YELLING TIMBERYOU BETTER MOVEYOU BETTER DANCE
How is arsnal so good this season
Scottish wikipedia is hysterical.
>>152874834This is Manchester United DNA
>>152874877are not is stupid JFwhere is IBP standards are slipping
>>152874881mad that they consisder this a language
you're not a real gooner unless your dad was a gooner before you
>>152874877£1billion on transfers and 6 years waiting for city and lierpool to both have off seasons at the same time
>>152874877refs screwed them out of a title a few seasons ago tbf
>>152874881Is that the one that a kid wrote most of the articles?
>>152874847I'd love to bury my head in her butt and lick like a dog licking water from its bowl
>>152874881all written by that one yank lunatic isn't it?
Arsenal are so boring to watch
Trossard looks like that boy from toy story
send of the grey haired wanker
>>152874897HOUANIVER
>>152874867they just need more time
>no red for Trossard
>>152874912So are Liverpool.
holy shit, what a fucking piece of shit that Wirtz lad
The Terrorists are gonna win in both England and the US this year.
>>152874881Scots wiki was written almost exclusively by one autistic lad. An American furry no less. It's thought he is the person who has caused most damage to a single language in human history.Klenk
hope my man Ben10 bags tonight
Knew the shit weather would make this a slurper, can see a dull 1-0 arsenal corner goal to win coming
>>152874135>>152874376>>152874867>>152874928>anime kys srsly
>>152874915He looks like a codeine addict
>>152874929Considering the Liverpoo player dived I'm not surprised
im a proud black arsenal supporter
>>152874881https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cn564ek7414o
on the fat jabs lads
if there's no goal in the next 2 minutes i'm going to go for an 80 minute wank
>>152874928I dont think time will fix them bro
Slot's clearly lost the dressing room. Players downing tools. It's over...
>>152874963For mouthing off at the ref for not getting a throw-in
>>152874761What happens in Dominican Republic?
>>152874964You can support the white players too if you want.
feels like another cheeky 1-0 win for the redmen with all these wasted chances from arse
Liverpool are doing OK.
>>152874881Based
>>152874968It's scary how well they work.Shame I've run out of money and this is my last month with the price rises.
>get the ball in an attacking position>slowly pass it backwardstactical genius
>>152874983Live in a mixture of fear and amusement of your neighbours
arselel clinging on
CLAAAAAAAAAAANK
What are you guys drinking?
KEK
>Gakpo
fuuck bradley
>>152874969Will you be wanking over F1nn5ter, 6/10 English bbws or your mum tonight anon?
fuck
>EVERY STAIN SHOULD BE PART OF THE GAMEWould he pitch this?
>-ACKpoo
holy FUCK
Kek
please give us an /AUG/
>>152875015Savvy B with a limey backbone, brings a bittersweet smile to the face.
>>152875015I can tell this woman is British
fuck off gakpo you useless cunt pass the ball
inches away from a goal
>>152875015cold brew coffee
>Saliba
>>152875034here for you lad
>>152875015are GOOP sales that bad?
>>152875047thanks m8 dont tell the rozzers
>>152875015guinness zero
>>152874867Liru a cute
>>152875024probably just the usual gay docking videos
>Arsenal doing their best to bottle itThey're lucky Liverpool is shit. That everyone else is shit. When they win this title it deserves an asterisk.
>>152875007Like Scotland?
>>152875047>>152875055Oi, you got loiscence for that??
ever buy non alcoholic beer accidentally?
>>152874983The swimming pools are filled with shit, the drinking water is filled with shit, the people are covered in shit and EVERYONE carries parasites.Highest sickness rates for tourists in the world and they all catch beaver fever which is only something you catch if you've ingested shit from a carrier. Most luxury resorts basically completely disinfect their workers every day, use their own water supply, drain the pool every day and you still get most of the resort getting sick because one of the workers didn't wash their hands and they worked on the ice machines.
>>152875062based?
>>152875070I don't drink beers, taste like piss.
>>152875047>>152875055arms dealing eh?
>>152875000yeah the prices are a pain but i probably save half as much as it costs just by spending less on food (and booze) so think its worth it considering the other benefitsmental how much difference it makes
>>152874968ozempic?
>Rice
>>152875074Thanks for the context
cant score
>>152875082>Argentinian>PoofterMakes sense.
Hope he brings Goretti on soon
>>152875032Klenk*
Kerkez kinda looks like the sperg from that "I would prefer if you were quiet" video
>>152875070Once accidentally bought a crate of 275ml beer bottles to a party and everyone took the piss out of me for it.Why would you even make such pathetically tiny bottles?
>>152875074what why
>>152875089mounjaro lad
>>152875044wife
>>152875105Sure he'll come storming on at some point.
Its so weird how thin liverpool's squad is now. I'm forced to watch out of form gakpo and kerkez every week because slot just had to get rid of half the squad and freeze out all the others he couldn't get rid off. Have to watch gakpo up front because slot was to focused on Isak to replace diaz, have to watch kerkez fail to put in a cross or tackle because he got rid of tsimakas and hates robertson, have to watch konate stink up the backline for months instead of giving gomez a chance
>>152875086is it ozempic or something else over here? people seem to look weird on that like a deflated balloon but im just going off of people on the Internet dont know anyone in real life
>>152875105He's a bit busy destroying the north
>>152875112i like those, find them comfy to drink and have in the house and the beer is nice out of the glassjust keep them around for a beer with dinner or something
Slot couldn't stop the ball-1000 aura
What did I tell ya. Gonna be a 0-0 slurper
>>152875112almost did the same, just grabbed some beers on the way to a bbq rushing to get a train, luckily i noticed and just binned them, suppose i could have returned them but didnt feel worth it
ERA
>>152875117r.i.p any muscle you had under those layers
>>152875086as a thin person who would just like to lose a little bit of belly fat should i get on it? or is it just for actual fatties?
>>152875015The most disgusting part of this for me is the poor fitting of the catsuit, and not wearing it zipped up. I've hit women for less (sexually)
>pingpong
Broke his foot to stay so long on the floor
>>152875137who the hell can have 275 ml bottle of liquid for dinner? that's not even a full glassi need at least 1,5 liters of liquid for dinner
ChimpoutLmao
>>152875128Mounjaro is more effective than Ozempic . The hollow cheeks is people losing weight way too fast
arsenal are cheating thugs
Pingpong ded
scummy arsenal never change
>>152875117Best one >>152875155Unironically just need to exercise and eat protein and it's not a big deal >>152875156Yea, it's a laugh I had a go on it when I was working festival jobs all summer and too busy to eat. Well handy
if you need a drug to lose weight youre just going to order deliveroo and put it on over the next couple of years anyway
instead of jabbing yourself all the time with needles how about mixing in a half English once in a while hehe
>>152875177>>152875183cry more
>Why am I here? Just to suffer?
>>152875177they are also gay or so i heard
>>152875015the beer, of course
seething
Is Klenkeres even on the pitch?
when reform get in will arsenal have any fans left?
>>152875204your stream is behind
>>152875191Yep. Zero willpower.
>>152875015water because I am losing weight
Okay, Gyokeres has used up all of my good will now
>>152875204ill get one too :
I lost a lot weight (roughly 4 stone, that's 25kg to the rest of you) but still have a belly which shows how much of a fat cunt I wasSmall part of me wants to get on the jabs to finish things off quicker
>>152875156You'd have to get it black market, the pharmacists make you do a humiliating "give us a pic of your belly in the thinnest, tightest ensemble you have" that'll weed out people who aren't really fat.It is very effective though, you genuinely can't eat anywhere near as much. Side effects can be a bitch though.
>>152874725Been to the airport. The women are tall slim and (relatively) pretty by Afrocan standards
Why isn't Rice captain?
>>152875236Seniority?
>>1528752284 stone could be 15 to 11 or 20 to 16 doesnt mean much
>*woooo* you need to win the title so i can rest in peace *wooooooooo*
where's my man Gabriel Xesus
>heat up beans>"wtf why did you do that anon now the beans are ruined!">don't heat up beans>"wtf why didn't you do that anon now it'll take an eternity to heat them up!"
>>152875236Their fans can't really uh... relate to him
Where is Ebereche Eze?
>>152875228you're like arsenal, can't finish the job
why is it when a commentator says we expect goals its a 0-0 game
>>152875230What are the side effects?
>>152875251Was using google desu, my scale's in kg since I can't be arsed to change it but I know it's definitely 25 I lost
All that possession for 1 shots on target
>>152875264madueke scores today
how is obesity even real like just stop eating like nigga close your mouth
liverpool getting dominated
Saka is shit
Yet another Baka classic
Lads...
>>152875276He should've got expectations down>It's pissing down and windy as fuck, expect a slurper
>>152875228You're already on the right path. Just keep doing what you're doing. Don't put any of that shit into your body lad.
arteta seething lmao
no room for racism bros..
>>152875247>>152875262He's clearly much better at making plays happen than Odefraud so it just seems a better fit
>>152875303grim
>>152875264Who?
>still 0-0The problem with Arsenal is....
> saka
ah fuck mac got injured
Just end the half already. I want to eat
>>152875315>racist editdont be rude, post the original
>my little girl started school in September >going pretty well >I'm trying to be nice to the school mums at drop off and pick up>lesbian mum there really reminds me of someone but can't picture who>months go on>friendly with a few of the mums and dads now >today at pick up, chatting one of the dads>He goes "watch out Anon, here comes Mickey">I'm perplexed "He goes "have you seen league of gently?">penny drops>looks exactly the same>burst out laughing in lesbian mums face
Hey guys I rarely watch soccer but has scoring gone down recently? I don't remember it being like this but maybe these are low scoring defensive teams?
>>152875303That is a dysegenic looking bunch of lasses.Would Chloe though
>>152874051ILLEGAL MEME!
Bro just put the ball into the net it's easy
>>152875325back sprain?
>argie>divingit's in their blood
>>152875303Elite stunners
please bring gakpoo off don't even bring anyone else on
>>152875281>It is really easy to feel like you've massively overeaten stuffed yourself after having pretty small meals, to the effect of even feeling like you're gonna throw it up again.>Cramps and stomach pains.>Constipation>sometimes being oddly miserable because you were looking forward to making something nice for dinner but then dinner time rolls around and you're nowhere near hungryLast one can result in some wild mood swings.
>>152875310
Now to watch the last 10 mins of Real vs Atleti
Proper slurper innit
It's halftime
>>152875366EPLel is a pathetic league
Liverpool getting pinned down like a little bitch
>>152875361Arteta getting some practice in for the wife
>>152875365give your brain a rest zoom zoom
>>152875370
>>152875366It's a tense, troubling, traumatic, technical, and turgid cliff-hanger.
>>1528753032,3,1sorted.
Is Liverpool really playing Gakpoo as a 9???
>>152875303corwould all 3but i'm a fuckin' dog
>>152875375Liverpool are downloading Arselels attack and waiting to pounce like a cat.
>>1528753033 > 1 > 2
>>152875394Can't be worse than on the left. His movement off the ball isn't too bad.
So glad the overpaid sportspeople are teaching me how not to abuse women
>>152875375Can't unsee having only 1 arse cheek
>>1528753949 and 3/4s -1
>>152875315racist chud
Halftime
>>152875414Lovely AI slop. You'd probably be impressed by someone jangling some keys retard
>>152875394>ekitike hasn't trained in over 10 days>isak broken leg will likely miss the rest of the season>Chiesa DED again
>>152875405Only thing liverpool have in common with a cat is being a pussy
>>152875360Think I'll pass
>>152875366football shouldn't be played in this weatherat least spent a few million on a roof
this game (and board) is shithammond, dial the gateim going home to /tv/
Liverpool a down to their barebones.
arsenal paying off the refs then?
>>152875441Arsenal are literally the bitch tryna grind us down and score a set piece.
>>152875444Not everyone gets them and you can balance the strength with the side effects.
ziedy wouldve loved this match. shame he's out there shagging instead of posting here still.
liverpool wins this
>>152875426I wish arab girls liked black guys
>>152875464Liverpool are just parking the bus and diving like little sissies
>>152875331klenk
Just came here to say two things: execute Cody Gakpo and man this game blows
>>152875481just give it a couple more decades of brainwashing.
>even the compare the market ads are degenerate now
none of you even know what a slag is fs. stop posting women. start posting slags.also, arsenal are cheating bastids>>152875502good post
>>152875454Based
>>152875390you think hes seen this?
>>152875493>diving like little sissiesThat's arselels raison d'être, get out to the wings, feign an injury and dive, then get Rice to whollop the ball into the box while Gabriel fouls the keeper, score a dirty set piece goal as the FA ignores the rules of the game.
Any tradie lads here?Does this need filling?
>>152875515I hated the power scaling in Stargate>s1All of Earths forces combined couldn't take out a single Gou'ld ship, the big bad are worms>s2A single earth ship can take out an entire fleet and their enemy are basically immortal gods.
>>152875530Feel free to send it through to him
>>152875535Sorry, can't help you. I've only got a stop watch that stops time. I do know a friend with a morphsuit that makes him invisible if that helps
>>152875535Every asian woman I've ever met has these delicious thick thighs
>>152875394no. Wirtz, which is even more retarded
>>152875549last time i sent a politician a meme i got a perma banthink these days id get a knock on the door
>>152875361>visitrwanda.com
how many would actually post in these threads if there wasnt any gooning pics or webms?
>>152875481go to France, just look at Dembele or Zouma's wife
>>152875559This is very problematic. And is that blonde wearing her hair in braids?? Could they possibly dog whistle any harder?
>>152875585100%
All that Arse domination only for Liverpool to pull off a cheeky 1-0 win
>>152875559>Herrmann>Mr. Man>Is actually a womanWhy are krauts like this
>>152875585What am I missing, why wouldn't you?
CAM ON ASSNA
>>152875585Why wouldn't I?
Hope you lads are doing your half time stretches.
>>152875535HNNNNNNNNNNGH MOAR MOAR
>>152875481Just pretend to be a Nigerian Muslim and you're in
>>152875585Would I?I'd go primal and split her pelvis in two like I was Gerry McCann in Portugal
PE-NALTY
Pgmol vs pgmol
That's a foul.
kek
Era
just how much semen slurping are we talking about in this match?
keep on having to remind myself i WANT the usual bad guys liverpool to winGWAN WIRTZ
>>152875612that's not funny, kek
Arseanal must have paid more than Liverpoo this time
>>152875585CUNT
>>152875633about a normal night in your mum's bedroom
>>152875630>wirtz acting like a toddler that doesn't want to take a bath
it's VARsenal
>>152875600
>>152875630kid not wanting to go home from the park.webm
big 6 games are always slurpersarsenal games are always slurpers
>>152875630Wirtz going full on Insulate Britain
Clear fucking pen.
>>152875636>>152875630klenk*
>>152875414WTF did this really happen=?
>>152875664Seriously fuck off. You are pushing me to my very limits.
VARsenal robbing liVARpool
>>152875664forced meme, fuck off and die already
>>152875623>>152875618>>152875631
why do they make the refs stories part of the broadcast? who cares it's anthony taylor's 17th year and 6th time reffing arsenal liverpool?
>>152875679based klok holdout
>>152875681It's entirely your fault
>>152875680
>>152875680I mean that's a pendoesn't play the ball and brings down Wirtz
>>152875681What I care about is how has that fool kept his job for that long?
>>152875680how is this not a foul? not even salty I just dont understand
>>152875685klok's worse than klenk honestly
>>152875681They paid a lot of money for the software that cranks out these stats and they're going to use it!I'm pretty sure the pundits are handed a sheet of them as talking points
>>152875680I wasn't sure initially because I only saw it once, but seeing it again... could it be any more of an obvious foul?
ill kluck the lot of you in a minute
>>152875699I'm under the impression that they are rigging it for Arsenal this season
>>152875680i've seen them given
>>152875656Need to get the missus to these classes
>>152875680Old Slotto is going to be tearing his hair out over this one, klenk
Arsenal are fucking wank.
>>152875716arrest them all
ew filtered
>>152875680No Era, Trossard came in at snail's pace, wurst created the contact
>>152875681my reffies :)
poo is smelly
>>152875707>I'm pretty sure the pundits are handed a sheet of them as talking pointsObviously, yes. What would the other option be? Only hire utterly autistic spastics who knows what day of the week each match ever played was and when the linesman's birthday is.
>>152875711Not if I klenk you first
>>152875716>lezzers brainstorm a way to feel up random women
Been watching Traitors instead. Has this game been as wank and boring as expected?
>>152875716Reminds me of this>most of the team was still down to fuck him even knowing he had a dick>he didn't take the chance despite endless episodes showing how desperate he was
>>152875716If my Mrs suggested going to this I'd help her with her core conditioning myself.
Liverpool is literally>we long pass to pimpong and let's see what happens
i must confess that im a big fan of sex with girls tbqh
>>152875741we should all sign our posts with klenk, it'd be so funny
>>152875734klenk seems like you missed the point m8
>>152875716Hang on that's got a male and female symbol in the sign, where are the men?
>>152875760Off camera watching, getting their exercise.
>>152875756FUCK OFF
HOLY SHIT MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY YOU FUCKING REDDIT FAGGOT WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME JUST ONCE COULD YOU MAKE THE THREAD ON TIME YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNT
>>152875751liverpool are dominating varsenal all second half lil bro
>>152875753bit gay
>arsenal boxed inLol..
>>152875766this is /sp/, this thread will still be here tomorrow
and the goals?
>>152875766we don't sign our posts here
>>152875766>having a melty on a Tuesday night klenk
>>152875767They are looking for new ways to pass to frimpong
>>152875766What's that? Wait until it 404s and create 4 different threads at once?
>>152875766its completely unnecessary there is 30 minutes left the thread could go to 1000 posts without anyone noticing some mong like you will make one though no doubt
klunking at that fat american freak
>>152875766KWAB (klenk what a bitch)
DO IT AGAIN SLOBBO
Klenk deez nuts
3rd match my misses asked who that guy is referring to szoboslai
>>152875798>missesmissus*
>>152875798She wants to slobber on slobboslai's knoboslai
kwab
What was that kek
>>152875811The k stands for klenk
Livarpool scoring soon
>>152875798he's a hung aryan
new bread?
>>152875779Tuesday???
>>152875705kevin nash got klonked in 1992
>>152875826hope not as its not needed and is just annoying
JESUS SAVE US
>>152875798bitch is hungry for some hung-arian ghoulash m8, you're fckd
Gyokeres is useless as usual
>>152875828Night???
>>152875828What day is it?
CAM ON LIVERPOOL SCORE YOU SON OF BITCHES THESE LADS DESERVE TO BE FIRED THESE FUCKING CUNTS MATE
>floperez offhaha what a waste of money
klemk
Just shoot it pingpong...
Shoot Frimpong you coward
Phil Foden he is not...
nigger frimpong
Pingpong has zero vision
frimpong is too stupid to play a 5 metre pass
>>152875849Liverpool are clapped.This is a full strength Arsenal
wasn't jesus going back to palmeiras
If this frimpong wasn't fast he'd be playing lower league
Please keep using klenk
> kekpong
>>152875828for us neets, we live in paradise every day and have no need for remembering what day it is
>>152875857This is a racism post and you've been referred to Prevent
>>152875859>300
>That divePretended to be injured so he didn't get booked
>>152875875YEAH, USE THE WORD THAT I FUCKING INVENTED
>stopping the attack for a ball in the face
going down holding your head when the ball hits it to stop an attack is just cheating
shartinelli should be booked for that diving cunt
>>152875884This is a cringe post and you've been referred to encourage.
NEW >>152875895>>152875895>>152875895>>152875895>>152875895
why do we need new match threads at 500? its still on page 2should do what based /f1/ does and just bake a new when it hits image limit or page 9
how soft is this bitch? tabernac
gaybriel sharty smelly diving rat still milking his gay dive kek
4 hours of extra time incoming
>>152875903shant be going there jog on yank
check that ball for monkey pox
not using klimk
why are thirdie dogs watching the EPL now
>>152875903i'll pass
>>152875904just yank attention seeking
why dont they stop the game any time a footballer heads the ball
>>152875903*farts in the direction of your thread*
make a sub you bald fuck
>>152875934Fucking hell mate, don't give them any ideas
>>152875948just made me realise i dont remember seeing slot once this match
>>152875937I'll do both
NEW THREAD>>152875895>>152875895>>152875895>>152875895NO CANADIANS OR ENGLISH FLAGS ALLOWED
>>152875954He's been sacked
>>152875954
>>152875927you tell us jamal
>>152875948All his favorite players are already on the pitch
trophy?
>75% second half possession
>>152875978Love slags me
liverpool cant keep this up
>>152875978very tidy
>>152875992Go back to /r9k/ or whatever incel pit you're from
>>152875981Wow, that must have left to lots of goals for your team
>must have left to lots
Eze's back in the fray baby
>Uh I don't want to post in the new because... uh I just don't ok?!?!>>152875895>>152875895>>152875895Shut it wankers and get in here
>>152876018shant simple as
>>152876018The new thread is dead already
>>152876018grow up this one won't even be on page 4 by the end
>run fast with no end product manjust the gymlet adama traore
>visit RwandaIs this where Arselel got most of the team from
is this what the zoomers call "no aura"?
not racist but cant tell these two lads apart
Rice goalGabriel assist
what are your favorite food to make at home? im out of ideas for next week
>>152876018you were told not to and you still did it
>>152876060beans on toast la'
>>152876060Start baking bread. Pretty fun.
>>152876047I think he has 2 assists in the last 3 games. Consistently gets the ball in the box, just accuracy looking off, at least today.
>>152876060try some feijoada since you guys also eat beans, it's quite easy to make.
Is the Iranian regime about to fall?
>>152876060all i make it rice meat and veg then add some different sauces bit bored of it but cant be arsed to do anything else
>>152876060I ate a bag of 20 nuggets that were left over from christmas the other day
>>152876064Greggs sausage roll on the side
>>152876073this is basically me except>spicywith rice or noodles>not spicywith pasta
>>152876004Fuck off and stop trying to steal my meme.
>>152876060https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/cacio_e_pepe_beans_31435
>>152876060I just rotate>potato>rice>quinoawith>beans/legumes>chicken>tofuand mixed veg with different sauces
>>152876047I think he's been good he just has no one to cross to and bradley is the only one making runs into the box for some reasn
>>152876060Been making a lot of blue cheese mash potato with the Christmas stilton. It's easy to do, tastes nice, and makes me feel regal.
>>152876018You lost. Now start spamming your gore you unoriginal attention beggar
>>152876092Shit dead meme
>>152876060Chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle
>>152876097>tofuhow big are your tits?
>>152876060chinese noodles or fried rice, its quick and easy
>>152876105you cook cheese with the potato or what
>>152876097>tofu
>>152876080>>152876117coor
>>152876117I always have to put the salt back in them
>Arteta Kwab
I know someone is happy arteta finally got a yellow
>>152876136(klenk what a bitch)
>>152876098you can continue to post in threads after the bump limit new friendon a slow board like this it will last for days
>>152876117The slag of snacks
>>152876125You make mash potato, plenty of butter, not much salt because blue cheese is quite salty, little bit of cream if you have it, full fat milk will do otherwise. Once you have the desired consistency you just throw in crumbled blue cheese and mash it in. It mixes instantly and leaves your regular mash potato tasting nice and tangy.
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me klenk
How is that a foul?
why are "big" games so boring now?
>>152876135Goes without saying. Fight the power!
>>152876152does sound niceproblem is i like to meal prep for a few days and dont know if that would keep and warm up nice
>>152876163vile
>>152875884Forgot my comma
>>152876156playing for set pieces became the meta for some reason
>>152876156because they're full of financially secure robots
>>152876156pep ruined football
>>152876163I'm a footchad but that's fucking revolting. I'm sitting here dry heaving
almost nothing happened all game
>>152876156Because the current era of football is purely system based and when two good teams meet they basically try to out-system each other. There's no room for magic or crunching tackles or mazy runs, shots outside the box. You just do precisely as you're trained. It's boring. Pep's fault, unironically.
need everyone on this pitch put out of business
>>152876097>>quinoaarsenal fan detectedbloody poofter
need the sky six out of business and my sport back
>>152875481there are lots of beurettes a khel
>zero subsWhat is Slot's masterplan
Inter Miami would destroy both these shit teams.
Absolute shit of a match
>>152876170Nah it almost certainly won't warm up well. Mash potato tends to clump and go hard in the fridge. You would need to add a little more butter and rewarm it on the hob but I've never tried it and I doubt it would work very well.
>>152876189Genuinely the worst era of football. Big 6 matches used to be good
>>152876209last minute Chiesa
This is why american sports mog soccer, you never see big games end in scoreless ties.
>>152876209He saw Amorim leaving England with a big smile and full pockets and got jealous.
imagine if they gave the rightful pen to Liverpool
justice for this would be the stadium being totally flattened by some event in the next 5 minutes turning everybody in it to dustnatural disaster, nuke, anything
>90'WE ARE IN THE LIVERPOOL ZONEBEWARE
>>152876227who asked
>>152876227>needs constant action or his tik-tok rotted brain gets bored
>>152876212Wouldn't it be awful if she drizzled golden syrup on that foot and made me lick it off? Haha I'd hate that so much
>>152876189Ole will be at the wheel again soon
>>152876227off you fuck then
>>152876244>>152876251>suddenly scoreless ties are a good thingkek
keir starmer's arsenal
As a Liverpool fan I'd take a draw, which means we're going to lose.
liverpool haven't had a shot on target still
>>152876260heard he likes ukranians
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
...and NEW!
Kwab
ACL???
the fuck was that pushwhat a scummy club
>>152876279klenk what a bitch
>ZzzZZZZzzzHuh what
>shartinelliChin the cunt
why are sudacas like that
>>152876286deserved for this game
you see in hockey *everyone's ears perk up as they quickly gather 'round* there would be multiple fights going on right now
Martinelli is such a cunt
should've done that nearly 2 hours ago
that one needs to be reviewed should be a few games ban
why are ethnics like this?
ankle snap
I fucking hate Arsenal and their scummy players, cannot wait for those cunts to bottle the league
what is this "Getafe vs Valladolid" tier game?
kek what a cunt
Martinelli needs to be up infront of a court for that. It's Hillsborough denial, pure and blatant.
ARSENAL LOSE 0-0
bases Xesus defending his countryman
>shoving and roughing up a man who just tore his ACLlovely fellas them Arsenal cunts aren't they
MONO
funny if martinelli ran up and tipped the stretcher over
96(7)+0.5 there
>>152876286That's what it looked like it was very mohomes esque
now that it's the end of the thread I can admit that if I'm honest and forced to admit my opinion, I'm not really the biggest fan of blacks and I think they should all be deported to Africa and, yes, that includes the blacks who were born here, because they contribute nothing and it's all take take take with them and yes I know that's naughty but honestly where's the lie, send them all back including the footballersJust saying!
>>152876328klenk*
>>152876349Based and klenkpilled
>>152876349worth waiting all thread for a quality post like this nice one anon
kwabteta!
>>152876353>>>/r9k/
>>152876349based
>>152876349what would the English nt do without Saka though?
Bald fraud survived another day
>set piece babbys cant score from set pieces
fuck almost got him
>>152876382Win the world cup.
Holy fuck arse are scum
>>152876349As a liberal I respect your right to an opinion which may or may not be illegal under current anti-liberal UK speech laws
>>152876349after that match, this post has probably saved /esspee/
>>152876382Win the euros penalty shootout
this set piece coach really like to make a spectacle of himself. Anyway, see you in the post match thread >>152868693>>152868693
>>152876349this, but just the men
>>152876349
>>152876349food for thought
>>152876349I really want to be far-right but I just can't agree with you
>>152876349trvke but include all nonwhite immigrants
Wow this game was awful. So is that the strat for CL teams? Slopball at the Emirates and use the momentum at home to win?
>>152876349Even Cole Palmer?
>>152876505he'll be the first one on the boat
Dom is so handsome :3
>bros we need to deport non whitesWho is going to do it though?
>>152876548Look up the term vanguard.
>>152876548no one because it's not possible
>>152876650>thing that has happened many times before in history is not possible kekkmao even
>>152876662bit of a difference expelling 400 jews in the 13th century and 10 million non-whites today
You shouldn't have accepted all those non-Europeans in the first place. Besides, "Britishness" was never a legitimate Nationality to begin with.
>>152876851>le self-hating brit
>>152876876>Ireland flag>self-hating brit
>>152876882repeating yourself kek
>>152876693Yes, now we have planes so it can be faster.
>>152876989like all those planes that went to rwanda?
