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>>152876745I can't defend Grok anymore...
Swedebro from last thread was right.Liverpool lives rent free in Artetas head. No other explanation
I gave up. Gyokeres wont score 10 goals this season
>>152876749basiert
ARSENAL ARE FUCKING SHIT
>>152876738unironically yes, that's the moment of my childhood fandom i remember the most because it was my first leg break viewing and was somewhat traumatic and the next few months i cried so many times watching at all fall apartadebayor leaving and then scoring for city was the next onethe cesc saga was bad tooit's so stupid but football when you're a kid really determines a lot about what your brain thinks the world is. i'm always relivng arsenal under wenger in my personal life. quality, entertainment, but ultimately humiliating failure
>>152876781imagine how much worse this would've gone if anthony taylor and john brooks hadn't so clearly put money on us to win the league.
>>152876745dunno why anyone ever thought it would work with glok. my opinion when we signed him was thank god the psychology will improve now we've signed one but sesko would have been better. if you haven't yet noticed, we're back in an era where people with the coolest names are the best players.
>>152876745i look like that
>>152876781Told you all countless times this mentally weak team ain't winning shit with fraudteta in charge. Him and gibraltargaard need to go in the summer then bring in luis enrique
>>152876797The harsh truth is that he doesn't fit out system at all Plus he just looks so lazy. Always gassed out. Idk what the fuck is wrong with him.
>>152876774>i'm always relivng arsenal under wenger in my personal life. quality, entertainment, but ultimately humiliating failureKek exactly the same for me, I started supporting Arsenal in 2006 (lmao) and it influenced my personality a lot, I was never the most confident person to begin with but witnessing a team I identified with so much as a kid fail again and again in tragicomedic ways made me 100 times worse as a person, not even joking
>>152876716Hefty fine and god willing we get Eze starting now
>>152876826>a team I identified with so muchyou were black and loved gay sex?
>>152876765This sentence would have sounded INSANE few months back
Im starting to get really mad seeing Odegaard playing. He clearly is so good but he is now afraid of crossing the ball ??? I am tired of looking like a retard screaming ''SHOOT SHOOT/ CROSS CROSS/PASS PASS'' when he can do any of the 3, but instead just pause, look and pass backwards. Wtf happened to him?
>>152876815he's probably quite narcissistic as one has to be to be a good striker and also a bit stupid. and yes he never would have worked in our system. so you've got someone incapable of playing the role, too stupid to even sort-of manage, and too stubborn to learn how to master it. and arteta is a family manager. it's like he had an acid trip one day and saw the reality of humans and ego and family and he goes off that we needed to change our system to accommodate him if it were to work but he was a berta ego statement signing so arteta was never gonna do that. and too fucking right, because i am a kai guy, and a kai guy i will always be.
>>152876847>Wtf happened to him?Arteta threw Eze in the bin for not defending the back post if you need a hint
>>152876765He may not score 10 goals in his arsenal career
>>152876850Jesus plays worse than gyok. Simple as. Id rather have had merino up there.
ARTETA status ?
Only picking up 1 point vs Liverpool is what will end up costing you CUNTS the title.
slut actually didnt make a meal out of martinelli. thats def unexpected.
>>152876850>>152876869I was never a Kai guy but atm just play Kai or Merino. I am a very very Jesus (the player) hater.
>>152876826it's so so fucked when you think about it. i'm probs a bit different to you in that i was always a funny and culture-minded lad. i identified so much with arsenal during my teens that as long as i felt like i was doing was true and organic, with the love of life the purpose behind it, acting in ways that god would want to watch for the entertainment value, the end results didn't matter. and now i'm dependant on benzos. all the best my fellow arse victim
>>152876869Jesus is clearly not a PL player now, he cant help. But its insane that it seems like a goal can come easier than with Gyokeres. He has 2 moral goals already (lets be honest the goal against Wolves is morally his)
i used to get 90% + on my tests but because the retard mong who needed extra help supported man united, in his eyes and everyone else's, he was the winner of every discussion
>>152876907Hope it all works out for you too, there's still time
>>152876920>Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?>Sick Boy : Yeah.We need anudda brazilian, this one is broken.
>>152876932This shit is why I still watch football. Oh my Lord the catharsis watching them these days. I just wish I was a kid in this era (footballingwise) instead of then. When it actually felt like you yourself had won.
I wasted 3 hours of my day and counting on this match and it's 1 amJust fking play Merino and sub Kai to get his form backIt's the fact that he looks like he doesn't give a shit that pisses me off. I wasn't even a harsh critic of him but now I just can't.Could have studied some ancient greek text, played some cs or w.e but no this fucking fat Swedish fuck has to ruin everything
>>152876986is he another nicholas pepe
>>152876986You now remember Merinos 1st goal was vs Livarpool.
>>152876951all the very best vlad>>152876977i guarantee if they did studies football as a kid (at least then when it mattered a lot) would have a similar impact on life outcomes to having a shit family or living in a shithole
>>152876993Even fucking Pepe had some good matches. It's legitimately insane how shit Gyokeres is.
We know Arteta doesn't have what it takes to win the league, he's the textbook definition of a nearly man.
Arne Slot: "I don't know Gabriel Martinelli but he comes across as a nice guy."The problem for him, and it's a problem in general in football, is that there is so much time-wasting in the final parts of games that sometimes you can be annoyed when you want to score a goal and you feel a player is pretending to be injured."I'm 100 per cent sure if he knew what the injury might be, he wouldn't do that."
>>152877099Props to Slot for that. It was just a frustrating moment but Martineli shouldn't have done that. It was stupid
For me, it's godkeres
hilarious to me that arsewogs consider themselves a classy clubyou're absolute scum cunts and this is the latest example
>>152877174Stop diving
Trophy Dodger General
>>15287717497 dives that game
>>152877174Liverpool fans have no right to lecture others on class after murdering all those Juve fans at Heysel.
>>152877195>>152877208and he managed to squeeze in shoving a seriously injured player too
Guys why are others clutching their pearls over martinelli? As far as I'm aware, there are a few fake knee grab injuries a match. Then the players get back up and are suddenly healed. To do it in in stoppage time usually means it's time wasting right? How does everyone suddenly get the ability to detect if an injury is real?
>>152876826>>152876907>>152876932pick yourselves up arsebros. the darkest hour is just before the dawn. well all see the demons of the past disappear.
>>152877208Screaming
>>152877416simple burgerbro - fags need talking points, clicks, sensationalism, witch burnings, villains, narratives......
>>152877416>How does everyone suddenly get the ability to detect if an injury is real?Not being a big fat stupid American is a good start
yeah next time your player is mortally injured, try to ask him not to deliberately drag his ass infield you absolute retard
Liverpool going to hold a lifetime grudge against another one of our players now, just like they do with Odegaard playing basketball and taking photos of the cameraman.
>>152877133
Classless, disgraceful club. Will just make their inevitable bottle job even more enjoyable.
Knew as soon as I saw the highlights were only 8 minutes long that it was going to be a semen slurper.
>>152877416Pushing him when the two medics are literally next to you is a full retard move optics wise
>>152877904rain were in his eyes
>>152877099ExactlyBro rolled back onto the field
top of the league innit
>>152879485You should know this already but, yeah. Not when it will matter.
>>152876745We did it brosA solid point against a tough opponent. We live and maintain our leadThe next test is United on January 25thI'm sort of torn on that one's I will have to root for united maybe but then I'll be back with you all after that oneNot looking forward to the shitty cup ties coming up, who needs that garbage
>>152878504He crawled back into the field
I will forfeit my life for only two things:1) The Truth of Christianity2) Martinelli
Holy fuck, what a waste of literally everyone's time. I knew it would be a frustrating draw but I was expecting a 1-1 or even a 2-2 but fuck me that was so fucking awful. First half >we at least looked like >we were trying but Arteta needs to be sacked just for his half time talk and tactic change. Stupid fucking piece of shit YET AGAIN wanted to not lose a match instead of fuckiing winning it. >We're never going to win the league with that sort of dog shit mentality. He's done it over and over in the last 3-4 seasons and it's never fucking worked once so why would he keep fucking doing it again and losing points? It's fucking madness. Genuine fucking madness. Did >we have a single shot on target in the second half? Did >we even get within 5 meters of Alisson at any point? Not that >we had such a great time in the first half, mind you. But at least Rice made Alisson sweat for a single shot. Fucking awful mentality. In a fucking home game against a side that's struggling so much. And of course >we're going to do the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING against Sp*ds and City and United and Chelsea and Newcastle and even against fucking Wolves. Someone needs to violently shake Arteta.
why won't wenger just sign higuain already
>>152876817turkish gooners gonna go crazy if this happens and the yildiz shill gets what he wants
>>152876817He’d be so good at passing sideways
>>152882351Maybe >we really are missing that Turkish synergy.
Benjamin Tesco owns this nigga
Another Odeghost masterclass.
We're going to be stuck with that shitter Gyokores for years now, as there's no chance of getting any sort of half decent transfer fee for him.
>>152880981Our derbies this season haven't gone well. I think mentally Arteta is scared of losing.
>>152883145Who cares if we make a loss on Gyokeres? We don't need to maintain a positive net spend to pay off stadium debt anymore. Get out of this cuck mindset.
>>152883145Don't worry m8, Coventry are getting promoted
I think strikers in general are just...shit? We only have one season wonders aside from Haaland.
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>>152883460I agree. Defenders are so strong nowadays and with all the tugging and pulling being allowed now makes it so hard to play as a striker. Sometimes I think Gyökeres would be better if he looked like OP's pic because the defenders would have trouble pulling and tugging on that one. Maybe it will also make it easier for our players to find him with a pass or a cross.
Igor Thiago has scored 16 goals. Even Burnley striker... *checks notes*... Zian Flemming is scoring at a better rate than Floperes
I just can't see what we should have done yesterday. Liverpool did really well by swarming the midfield and always being one extra man compared to our players, always having an option to pass the ball. Every time we tried to chase and press they used the space left from the pressing player to get forward and sometimes close enough to shoot or make a through ball for Frimpong. And whenever we actually caught them in our press they kicked the ball away and fell on the nearest leg and got a free kick by the referee. The solution I saw was to stand off and not get tricked by their taunting in possession. Problem with this was that Liverpool seemed extremely happy to just pass it around for a 0-0 result. I assume this is probably the game where Liverpool had the least amount of player presence inside their opponents box in a long time.What else could we have done? Move one of our centre backs up into midfield? Put a winger or wingback in midfield?
>>152883649Let's sign Igor Thiago then (and watch him not score).
>>152883460Cope, there are lot of great striekrs
>>152883696Like who? In Europe there's only Haaland, Mbappe, and Kane. Julian Alvarez got hyped earlier in the season and his last goal was in November.
>>152883679>Liverpool did really well by swarming the midfield and always being one extra man compared to our playersOh so Sharteta's inverting fullbacks and defensive wingers and 3 DMs suddenly can't handle a simple little Florian Wirtz dropping into midfield?
to put it in perspective, looking at this list, there are only 3 players in the entier eleague with double digit goals, and it was only actually 2 until this last group of games you'r elookin at a situaation where a brace puts him in the top 10 in the epl so
>>152883719also after man city, all the scoring leaders are from shit teams until you get to ekitkeall respect to brighton, which iss ateam like after readin that article about their office and their phiolosophy and approach, but for our argument they'r eall shit
>>152883701You just named 3 great strikers yourself, there's also Osimhen and a lot of promising young players ine EPL alone like Woltemade, Thiago, Ekitike, etc
Martinelli #9 is the ticket but very few can see the vision
>>152883731He has been tried as a striker before and he was awful. I believe in Gyökeres. We are top of the league and he plays in a team that is dysfunctional when it comes to creating chances.
>>152883220>Our derbies this season haven't gone well. I wouldn't say that. >Our biggest derby went swimmingly even. Absolutely battered Sp*ds. Won against Palace Brentford, Fulham, West Ham, and drew with Chelsea. Granted, that Chelsea game is tied first for the worst game of the season but still. And everyone except Fulham and Chelsea were at home I think so there's that as well. >I think mentally Arteta is scared of losing.But this I agree with so goddamn much. It's been pretty clear to see ever since >we started competing for the title. Pretty much every single big away game has been Arteta trying not to lose rather than trying to win. And in the last 2 seasons it's even starting to show in home games and not even against big/strong sides but against everyone. Hence why so many people are sick and tired of watching >us score one goal and then just sit back waiting for a heartbreak. I'm just annoyed because we've seen that this isn't the best way to go about it for multiple seasons now but Arteta seemingly just hasn't learned. Admittedly it did take him like 6 seasons to figure out rotating players so maybe in about 3 years time we'll see some improvement on that front.
>>152883719you're also looking at a situation where a brace for Gabriel, Zubimendi or Merino puts them level with star striker Viktor Floperes
>>152883804yeah i mean it can go eithe rway but you know, it' snot like this guy has 0 goals and is an absolute bustthe team is winning and leading the league, i think that's the ultimate test there u look at a lot of these teams with the high scorers, they'd love to be aresenal right now with their leading guy having 5 goals
>>152883946>the team is winning and leading the leagueSick of this cope, at first it's >Look the performance isn't there but at least we're getting the results! That's the sign of the champions!Which moves to>yeah we had a bad result or two but we're still top of the league!(you are here)Until it inevitably shifts to>yeah it all came crashing down but next year is our year la! Trust the plan! Two more transfer windows!
maybe playing Max Diveman instead of Bukrappo Shitta so Gyokeres can score more penalties would work
>>152883731Saliba as inverted trequartista with Madueke as false 9 is the way
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>>152883946why were you demanding a striker all last season lad
>>152883679>I just can't see what we should have done yesterday. Change that retarded 4-3-3 dog shit system to something else...but the cone placer can't because it's his way or the highway. Another trophyless season pending. Need a new manager asap
>>152883679Should've played Merino
>>152884111I doubt we play a 4-3-3. In defense it is 4-4-2 and in attack it is more of a 3-3-4 or 3-2-5. But you want to change it. To what?>>152884115What could Merino have done differently? He is not a better presser than Gyökeres. I don't think the striker was the issue in this game. He was barely involved.It was a shame Hincapie got injured. We never looked the same after he left. I think this is the third game in a row versus Liverpool were one of our defenders goes out early to injury and it completely changes the game.
>>152883679The first half was just fine. >We should have just done more of that and kept probing. But Arteta got scared because he's a little fucking bitch and told the squad to hang back and defend. It's not like Liverpool's midfield were all over >us in the first half. The difference between the way >we played in both halves is so fucking evident and it's 10000% down to Arteta. They were there for the taking but Arteta pussied out yet again.
I told you you were a bunch of pussies but you were all like "noooooo we're not a bunch of pussies"
Rent free lmao
>Arsenal defender Piero Hincapie to undergo scans amid fears he has suffered hamstring strain.>Concern he completed sprint after feeling tightness & recently played with strapped thigh vs Villa.>Only ever missed 10 games (212 apps) through injury. classique arsenal>>152884157He's a better passer
>>152884157Yeah Shitliba going off injured after 30 seconds because Sharteta decided to play him injured really turned the last game on its head
>>152884217A worrying one if Cala doesn't come back soon, I thought MLS was all over the place last night. Probably his worst game ever.
You just know Rosenior will beat Arteta with ease.
>>152884157>I doubt we play a 4-3-3. In defense it is 4-4-2 and in attack it is more of a 3-3-4 or 3-2-5. But you want to change it. To what?For starters any formation that doesn't have gibraltargaard as the focal point or "creative spark". This cunt is the most fraudulent player I've ever seen he's mastered the art of looking busy without really doing anything and because he's sharteta's favorite pet he'll keep starting if he is fit to play
>>152884267Buy another defender and move MLS to midfield
>>152884083>>152883972you're all missing the pointwe HAVE the striker we needed.if you want to turn the entire team upside down and just make everything about feeding him balls to score, you could do that, but then the team would sufferwe have the striker we wanted, this is goykers, he's not scoring 20 goals this year, but he's filling that spot effectively, better than anyone last year when you look at the bigge rpicture and we already talkedaa bout how odegaard's playstyle is ot hit nigas in stride and goykers isn't necessarily that type of playerif you really want to unlock the goals there u gotta somehow adjust that, either coach him to look for breaks where he gets hit in stride or somehow work wit odegaard to play off him. i think u gotta coach goykers to adjust to odegaard rather than the other way around
>>152883679This guy gets it.
Bros what happened? Don't want another Man City coming from behind to win the league again episode.
>>152884649seems like Arne Slot has exposed a fatal flaw in Sharteta's tactics if teams can just drop an extra man into midfield and secure an easy point
>EXCLUSIVE: Bukayo Saka agrees new + improved 5yr contract at Arsenal. 24yo England int’l currently at #AFC until June 2027 - fresh terms to summer 2031 in process of being finalised. Deal to recognise winger’s standing among Europe’s best
>>152884773>gets an extra hundred thousand pounds a week hours after getting KWABBED by Kerkezare Arsenal that desperate to control the narrative?
>>152884759>Bros what happened?Arteta being a massive pussy, as usual. City very well can do it if they just lock in. Lord knows >we don't fucking know how to.
>>152884759>Don't want another Man City coming from behind to win the league again episodeYeah and Arteta still won't get sacked, it has to be Villa.
>>152884773Hopefully we sell him in a couple of years before he's perma-gassed from Arteta playing him non-stop.
>>152885171Man I’d sell him now. Could get a bag for him and honestly there’s gotta be better wingers out there. He’s good but he’s way over hyped.
Bums that need to leave for this club to thrive:Sharteta and his coaching staff, gibraltargaard, shartinelli, mongrino, zubesideways, gaysus, shitvertz
>>152884773What has sharteta coached out of star boy?
>>152885404Before or after they win the league anon?
>>152885514>Before or after they win the league anon?The cone placer isn't winning fuck all, so I'll sack them all right now brother.
>>152885637youre abosultely right arteta out ten hag in
>300k a week for a finished sakaThis club never fucking learns
by god only one man can spend so much time on these boards shitposting. It is confirmed - DSL is the Irish proxy