Non Pedo OP sub editionHEADLINESFins fire coach McDaniel; GM hire expected soonCommanders corner Lattimore arrested in OhioFalcons to interview ex-QB Ryan for new prez roleOhio State's Reese, likely top-5 pick, enters draftBucs fire OC as part of coaching staff overhaulBears ' Odunze set to return, hopes to be 'asset'Colts GM believes in Jones 'near and long' termRams G Dotson (ankle) remains out vs. PanthersGo Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=1RNfyiOXSAA&si=kHXt-Orjid_H5600
If the Panthers beat the Rams it will be really funny
rams finna boutta lose da wildcard
>brady is now shilling for the worst pizza chainbut why?
Coast Chads are still making em seethe
My Rammies :)
what team will hire a HC first?
I'm going to miss him, bros
>>152877328Raiders will hire Harbaugh
>>152877333harb doesn't want to go to that shithole
>>152877282Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
>>152877341He lived in Baltimore for 20 yearsIf they pay him he'll move lmao
>browns mad about college ballmany such cases
>>152877341vegas is nice if you're rich and you have an essentially endless supply of hot young prostitutes
>raiders are going to draft a bust QB#1 overalli hate reruns
>>152877358>Jets scoutHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152877358Seething because they missed out on the Mendoza sweepstakes
>>152877358you realize the raiders have a scouting department and gm right? they do their own evaluations.
My favorite American cities:MiamiLos AngelesNew York City Nashville LexingtonPower gapJacksonvilleSan Antonio Another even bigger power gap Chicago
If you don't like College Football You're Not American
>>152877356>this is what $14,000,000 gets you in vegasI'll pass
>>152877358this is what they said about Brady..
>>152877358>jets scout
>chicanos are going to be cucked into shilling for a hated enemy hispanic (cuban)o kek
>>152877358> former jets scoutThat’s like having city of Detroit employee on your resume
>>152877371/cfb/ is that way cringe anon >>>
>>152877377I'd live there no questionBeats the shitty apartments I've lived in my entire adult life
>>152877358>Jets scoutHe's only saying that so the Jets can pick him up at 2.
>>152877377No taxes are a huge perk
>>152877315What's the best pizza chain?
what did they do to him?
>/cfb/ is that way cringe anon >>>
>Chikaner desperately trying to farm attentionKek
>>152877401Too much cocaine
>>152877399dominos
>>152877399> best > pizza chain They’re all shit. Find some Italian family
>>152877399Rybackio’s
Rodgers be like my perkies :)
>>152877358So this guy was so shitty at his job the Jets fired him? Yeesh.
>>152877410>NOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO PAY 16 DOLLARS AT A MOM N POPS SHOP INSTEAD OF 7.99! SUPPORT THE LIL GUY!No
>>152877377>$14,000,000 gets you a custom built house on a hillexactly
>>152877428Downright unamerican
>>152877411>Rybitch's topping distribution
>>152877437How so?
>>152877428> eats goyslopparino because the commercials told him it’s cheaper Flyover spotted
>>152877399Uno's
b2r
>>152877428Kill yourself faggot
Fhe was just like me
>>152877455You’re retarded. I can get a 16 inch pizza for 12 dollars at dominos
>>152877485>PLS BUY FROM MY SMALL BUSINESS!
hey guys
Hating on chain restaurants is reddit and anti capitalist
>>152877454imo spending your money in your community is essential to healthy neighborhoods. Not that fast food chains don't have a role, but paying for better quality food and sustaining small businesses is well worth the additional cost. Spend your money how you want anon, but imo pizza chains are a once in a while type of decision.
>>152877490No. Now he’s just like you. Unemployed.
Costco Pizza is underratedAlways cheap and tasty
>>152877524trip bk
>>152877533My nigga
> some anons have never tasted pizza from Italian Americans > to them 5.99 buy one get one from dominos is peak pizza
>>152877533Those are pre covid prices. it's double now
did someone say pizza?
>>152877490he's not gonna get another HC job anytime soon, but he can become an OC pretty much anywhere he wants i think
>>152877557I want that pizza to fart in my mouth
>>152877399Aurelio'sburrs winning it all btw
wow these uniforms look really good
I had subway and McDonald's fries today
>>152877588Yessssirrr
>>152877348Baltimore is green and beautiful and has 4 comfy seasons. Vegas is a desert shithole that smells like weed and it's all dry and gross everywhere.
>>152877543I like good pizza for what it is. I like shit pizza. I like pizza joints with a scratch kitchen. I like frozen pizza. I even like authentic Italian pizza places that have brick ovens and make them with prosciutto, and fresh cut tomatoes, and all that shit. What I cannot abide is going to one of those places and hearing>Oh my god, so good. When I was in Italy they made them just like this.
>>152877588name one single team whose new jerseys look better then the throwbacks or even the 90s jerseys.
Remember every team that made the playoffs this year and associate this whole bracket with the overall decline in quality of /nfl/
SIX SEVENSIX SEVENSIX SEVENSIX SEVENITS A COOOOOOOOOOOODEIM KNOWINGGGGGGGGGGG
>>152877604Patriots and Eagles
We're all in /cfb/ you dummies
>>152877604The Packers and Steelers should burn their throwbacks.
>>152877604>name one single team whose new jerseys look better then the throwbacks or even the 90s jerseys.LionsEaglesVikingsBillsPatriots
>>152877602This pizzanon knows what's up.
>>152877608go fuck yourself queefie
>>152877604Bears
>>152877282>Colts GM believes in Jones 'near and long' termThe fuck does that mean?
>>152877399Carbone’s
>>152877536Shame they did away with their combination. I get one of these a week and can feed me for a couple days its fuckin great >>152877548You can still get a 18" whole pep for less than 16 bucks in my area, comparably its a great price if your looking to feed a family quick, add two hotdogs and smoothies all for around 20 bucks, shits cash
>>152877619>patriotswhoever is responsible for the new red stripe highschool tier jerseys for the pats should be millstoned
Who is the zestiest player on your team /nfl/?>Parker Washington
>bombston cuckholds starting to hate Brady because he kicked them to the curb like a shitty ex wife and now won't suck off their flash in the pan rookie QBGet fucked faggots. Brady has more rings than your jewish ass organization ever will
>>152877645thisthey look like some basic shitty college team now
>>152877627>Eaglesfuck nomaybe you can make a case for the early 2000s jerseys back when Reebok was making them but Nike fumbled the color matching HARD when they took over that shit is borderline teal nownot my midnight green
steelers win it all>>152877647dekaylin
>>152877645this was peak
>>152877657I want to fuck the momji
>>152877358>Jets scoutMendoza confirmed as first ballot hall of famer
>>152877647>literally impossible to tackle in open space because he's used to throwing that thang back and shaking his hips like shakirabased zestmeister CPW
>>152877647the man himself
Time for college. Bye profrends...
>>152877672>dekaylinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMRll73oB9M
Only one /nfl/ thread under 500 in the 'log. I can't believe it.
>>152877693This. Ball knowers will be watching cfb tonight and tomorrow.
>>152877703The power of Youngchad restores order peace and stability
>wins the heisman, CFB national championship, ROTY, MVP, SBMVP and a Super Bowl in the span of 1 year in your path
>>152877602I’ve had good and bad pizza in Italy
Die avapedo
>>152877377Neighbors are too close for 14 million
>>152877721>The only complete thread is the Rams one
>>152877828>This might have been our only shot>Goff, you're good enough for DetroitHis PR done dirty by Campbell
>>152877726*blocks your path*
Ynr 70-20
PIZZA PIZZA
>>152877358>Jets scoutwow, it's fuckin nothin
>>152877358>Jets scout
>>152877557>pizza slice with titsnever seen that before
>>152877399Papa John's
>>152877399Dion’s
>panturds
>>152878075Puka is a jew????
Coach Primate
>>152878089Yes
It's anyone's guess really
Guys, we’re all watching CFB!
>>152878214>Stoolers beating the Jaguars in the playoffs
>>152878214Utree, lay off the dust
>>152877647Jameis or Skat
>>152877726I really hope the Raiders don't fuck him up.But they will.
>>152877730I had some pizza over there that they folded into a sandwich. It was awesome; we should do that more here.
>>152878130This is a fairly reasonable prediction.
>>152878214It is anyone's guess. But not yours, crackmeister.
reminder drake maye hasn't beat a single good defense in his career
>>152877399Chuck E Cheese
R8 my new tattoos guys
Do I really need a huge plot of land to have a border Collie and keep him happy? I want a dog, but I want a smart one.
>>152877282Based OP finally including news again
>>152877490You were a cocaine addict as well?
>>152878716You sound like a retard
9's new profile pic
>>152878808Holy cringe
>>152878600HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152878808damn he likes berserk just like me
>>152878607He's off the wagon. Pic rel
71.5% chance of Superbowlgami this year.
>>152878276>no Notre DameYAWN
>>152878130hes smarter than /nfl/
>>152878276>he's not watching My Winter Car
>>152878874Well yeah, he's white
>>152878808based
>>152878600But y
Carson Beck is good
>>152879088Jets will ruin him
Harbaugh would have to be out of his mind to coach the Dolphins. A team in cap hell with a damaged goods QB they have to get rid of, no meaningful success in 25 years and a known meddlesome owner.
>>152878102Coward
I've been telling you guys for the last month Learn some respect for The Kiwi
When my Broncos win the owl, I dedicate it to Charlie Kirk. We WILL carry the flame.
>>152879131Who?
>>152879145Captain of the starship Bleed Out
>>152879145The KWABOTY
>>152879168Who is the kwabGOATY?
>>152878600>I want the Seahawks logo>okay, it'll look bad ass>how much>$600>my budget is $150
>>152879175It'd be KWABOAT retardAnd it's pic related
Can we actually win this weekend
>>152879198Either him or LowTierGod
>>152879219If you score the most points you got a chance
>>152879219this worried about the faguars??
>>152879242
>>152879131Umm bros..? Is Bo a chud????
>>152879219sure, just don't do stupid turnovers
>>152879219No, Tlaw is a playoff god
>>152879219Nope, windows closed, rebuild needed
>>152879254*gulp*...Nix better not go on any podcasts...
>>152879254Bo is based
>>152879219nope
>>152879279Why not?
>>152879219Probably not
>>152879254All ypipo are evil
>>152879308He needs his neck to play football.
>>152879228Is he 40 now?
https://youtu.be/aFDsLUO6XMY?si=pUsdc0SpSalL_fgK
You can't put an awkward autistic quadroon anime fan in charge of a fucking nfl team
Bears packies is gonna be INSANE
>>152879459Worked for Steelers
>>152879459Worked for the Packers
>>152879459Worked for Ryback
>>152879459Worked for 4chan
>>152879459Worked for Sneed
>>152879219Probably, the Jaguars are the second most fraudulent team in the playoffs only trailing the Patriots.
>
>>152879459Why not though? He was a good scheme designer, thats enough to work if you just delegate properly.
>CANCUN ON ME>CANCUN ON THREE>ONE>TWO>THREE>CANCUUUUUN!!!!
what's Klint Kubiak's middle name ?
>>152879710Kevin
>>152879710Ceith
>>152879710Emilio
>>152879710Klux
>>152879733Did you hear about Ryback getting caught with a hooker in DFW?
>check calendar>football is still NOT tomorrow
>>152879219I've been a Bills fan for 35 years. Everything is telling me they're going to lose. I hope to Christ I'm wrong.
don't sleep on em
>saw a new chicken place pop up>$17 for 3 chicken tendies and a side of mac and cheese>they forgot my mac and cheese inshallah these cheats will go out of business
>>152879883this nigga paid 17 bucks for 3 tendies kek
>>152879883KWAB
>>152879219Go Bills
>>152879832TIL this dude was in columbine in the same year as the shooters
>>152879509This is the OC I'm most proud of seeing reposted despite being perhaps the lowest effort thing I've ever made.
>>152879883sounds like raising cane's except they can't even be bothered to have real sides
>>152879633>second most fraudulent team in the playoffsSurely more fraudulent than the Texans, Niners, Chargers, and Broncos...
>>152879943No he wasn't they just look alikeHe's actually some retired Navy vet that doesn't even care that he's a meme
>>152879975>he's not a CANIAC
>>152880003
are you ready for josh allen to sack josh allen
>>152879883lol you stupid fuck
>>152880035Allen booked a one way flight to Sacksonville
>>152880035Josh Allen sacked Josh Allen, Josh Allen force a fumble on Josh Allen, and Josh Allent intercepted Josh Allen
>>152880035are you ready for josh allen to shit and piss himself after not getting a flag after being sacked by josh allen?
>>152880035>ohhhhh josh allen just layed the sackdown on josh allen
the NFL will never give a nigga a chance
>>152880116He will win a ring as the OC of my Commanders
>NFL Record of 28 consecutive TD passes without an INT>1x NFC Offensive Player of the Month>2x NFC Offensive Player of the Week>London Games MVP>Nickelodeon week 15 NVP>1x Pro Bowl>1x All Pro>MVP finalist>2025 NFL’s Passing Yards Leader>2025 NFL’s Passing Touchdown Leader>2025 NFL’s Passing Yards per game Leader>Lead all QB’s in 1st downs>Lead all QB’s with longest pass (88 yard TD)>Lead all QB’s with passing TD %>Broke his previous franchise record in passing TD’s (41) with 46Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
Kiwibros…
>>152880253this was a very high IQ arm punt, you wouldn't understand
>>152880233Well hey look at you, good jobhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fwzekrBBk1k&si=zRa6Oq356YW_JjSx
>>152880233kek got his ass
>>152880252He just needs more help
>>152880252OH NO NO NO
>>152877377Sick dumpster, Bro.
>>152880381Oh shit, I forgot to buy lettuce for my nachos.
Carson bitch getting bitched kek
>>152880381Based jannies deleting this Zionist shit
>share the square Not gonna happen >smear the queerHeh.... Now THIS I can get behind
>>152880381loop redeems himself!
>>152880381Incredible that jannies actually visit this genny and do nothing about the random AI spambot.
>>152880428>ynr what happened last time shithawks stole the division from the RamsThey will be sent home to cabo soon
>>152880428What that chart tells me is that win probability models get way too lopsided over fourth-quarter leads. A two-score deficit with ten minutes left against the Rams' dogshit secondary definitely shouldn't be getting onside kick conversion odds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5GNfstGnmY
This your GOAT?
>>152878214Both cat teams are making the Super Bowl my guyI GOT THE VOODOO MAGIC TOUCH
>>152880858Wew, glad we're getting Mendoza
Wow what a pass by carson beckTruly a generational prospect
Any chance broward and brookfield switch head coaches instead?
>>152880915Cope
>>152880858This is the same as Charles Barkley eating a million donuts to avoid getting drafted by the 6ers, the Jets are still going to draft him
>drake maye's wife is hanging out with portnoy without drake aroundOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>152880858That INT was a tip drill
>>152881036probably shouldnt have a pass get tipped then
>>152880954>>152880956I was saying CHADliss is miles better get fucked
drill this bussy
>>152880983It was hilarious when that dude threw him off his property and he had a hissy fit.
carson beck fucking sucks
nah you do
>Commanders corner Lattimore arrested in OhioDidn't the pats also have some drama?Neat!
how fucked are the ravens?
>>152881144
>>152880858Mendoza would never
The kiwi just keeps taking Ls
>>152881144which one will suck lamar's dick the best?
Mendoza, Mcdaniel and Daboll a match made in football heaven
>>152881144lamar needs a black HC, so Flores is the best choice
>>152881206Is he oblivious or genius
Anyone that thinks their team is getting Mcdaniel as an OC is fucking retarded, there are 8 open HC spots and maybe 4 viable HC options, he's one of the best candidates available this offseason.
>>152881261i mean mcdaniel as hc and daboll as oc
>>152881261Who wants to hire McDork?>uhhhhhhh>uh>uhhhhhhh
>>152881261all the open spots, except for the ravens, are shitshows. it might make sense to be an OC for a season and see the HC opportunities then
>>152881275I wasn't talking about you specifically, in fact the raiders HC spot is probably one of the more likely options. But I see iggles, Lions, commies, and more expecting him to just take an OC spot when he will clearly have offers as HC.>>152881312Raiders are a decent spot, but I think the Ravens are actually most likely, he's the safest pick of the available HC candidates except I guess Mike Mccarthy.
>>152881261a lot of guys dont move from one HC job to another immediately
>>152881261This I'm tired of reading about delusional fans who think they're getting him as their OC
>>152881398welcome to the birds
>>152880858YUPSAY HIS NAMECARSON BECK
what does he know?
>>152881370Ok except he actually will come be the OC for my 'ders
>>152881432*underthrows you*
>>152880983If Portnoy died in a car accident the world would get a little brighter.
>>152881183AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA SHIT FOR BRAINS MUTTS BLOWN OUT AGAINCARSON BECK IS GOING TO THE NATTY KIWI BALL KNOWLEDGE REMAINS ELITE BITCH
>>152881472Sid would be a better QB than that bust Dante
>>152881487sure about that?
>>152881441BIG IF TRUE
>>152881380Most HCs are fired for massive incompetence and failure. Mcdaniel had one of the worst rosters in the league playing at an average level, never lost the locker room on huge losing streaks, and managed to make a noodle armed shitter into a playoff QB before he got himself killed. Outside of Harbaugh he's probably the best candidate available.
>>152881518Carolina should pay out the ass for McDaniel
>>152881528I thought Canales was really good? If anyone should pay out the ass for him it's the Raiders.
>>152881518honestly I am not even sayi ng it is a skill issue, a lot of these dudes just take a year off to reset.
>>152881507yes
>>152881518He also begged to PAY HIM.Will be funny how this shakes out.
>>152881544He runs some weird ass fucking plays sometimes on offense so I don't trust him fully unless he wins this playoff game Saturday
Fucking Ole Piss you had one job
Anything you wanna say?
>>152881595#1 draft pick
>>152881528>anyone wanting lolphins debris
>>152881595Overrated game manager
jamarcus russell
>>152881595If a team drafts him never scheme up anything more than 10 yards down the field cause this kids got a noodle arm
so this is the power of college football
>>152881595>they actually doubted The Kiwi>they actually doubted meme magicKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
ELITE
>>152881729Manning-esque (derogatory)
>>152881687that's a clean play
>>152881729Quite the Bo-Nixxian clutch finish
>>152881687>asking for PI on a hail maryretard alert
>>152881729>ran into open fieldGOD BLESS
>>152881729>>152881752>black defenders do no respect wyte boi wheelsThis is one of the many reasons you don’t ever have a >black qb
why is he so angry?
>>152881754yeah, that's NEVER happened in the NuFL...
>>152881622no wonder the kiwi loves him
>>152881792You think he apologized after the game? What a fuckin' dick head bitch.
>>152881792Almost pissed all of it away.
>>152881144Webb or Kubiak would be great in terms of scheme but what the ravens really need is someone who will “connect” with lameme and convince him not to give up in the middle of the season. Maybe thats flores, idk
>>152881622>>152881644>>152881799
Important thing is he win!
>>152881792he relaxed
>SEC EliminatedChikaner won>Beck WonKiwi Won
>Liam Coen married himself a kweenHow can one man be so based?
7 years in college? Seriously?!
packers bears spread has flipped like five times now
>>152881985because they're both dogshit teams and its a toss up
Carson Beck is the next Stetson Bennett
>>152881975remember when everyone thought he'd suck because he said DUUUVALLLLL in a weird way?
spread this bussy five times
>>152881997Nobody thought that you fucking idiot
>>152881982It took me 5 and a half
>>152882021yes they did
>>152882021stop the cap
Why are pats fans so asshurt that Brady refuses to bend over and suck off a sophomore QB that hasn't proved anything yet? Do they just expect him to be a braindead bawston homer the rest of his life? He literally retired a Buc, he doesn't give a shit about jew england
>>152881982
>>152882026I just mean you shouldn’t get 7 years of eligibility in sports. Thats wild. I guess it’s because of the Covid stuff but seems not right
Ncaa should add eligibility for phd students
>>152881975how do i get a mulatto kween bros
>>152882059They do for grad students. I knew a kicker who got a nice deal on his masters.
niggerstaters defeated and cucked out of the only thing they had
>8 more months before I have to start hearing about the Bengals again
>>152882079yeah...they're called doctors.
>>152881997I didn't know who the Jags coach was til apparently he said something to someone or someone said something about him and people were upset about it then I saw his pic and just thought nice eye bro.
>>152877600Baltimore is a warzone outside of inner Harbor. t. Bloomberg SPH employee on Wolfe Street
>>152881144Leave Vance alone, he is having the time of his life in Denver
>>152881975Someone said this nigga looks like a gritty reimagination of Tin Tin and I can't fucking unsee it
>>152881982You know remember Hendon Hooker
>>152882098Fed Hill and Fells Point are fine
>>152881518Eh. McDaniel is a good schemer but his main flaw was not being able to wrangle the locker room. He’s too much of a dude bro and not leader of men. That’s why the vast majority of people are fantasizing him as their OC, not being another HC.
>>152882189True but he's at least the top 2 candidate rn
>>152882189It's hard to wrangle your locker room when Tua is your QB and Tyreek is your best player.
>>152882041as a NE fag I don't think anyone here is physically capable of being butthurt at anything Brady does
>>152882189Leader of men can mean a lot of things, and his chill "one of the guys" style might not be the classic boomer dad style but the players play fuckin hard for him.
>>152882300why would you wanna play hard? that would make everything more difficult
>>152882189He says UHHH non-stop.I have no idea how they sit there and don't freak out.
>>152882257TWO MORE PLAYER MEETINGS GUYSGET IT TOGETHER GOSH DARN IT
What hat the FUCK is his problem
>>152882357I watched one game and those didn't look like spirals.God bless the paid to contract, high IQ agent.
>>152882357Can't admit he was wrong. That said Shedeur did play okay at times definitely better than his numbers. He did have fucking abysmal WRs
>>152882357Xe's right. I'm tired of people saying shedeir is bad after being thrown to wolves and still winning more games than the other two shitters combined.
another season of nothing and nowhereI FELL FOR IT AGAIN
Welcome to the Lions!
Ole Miss should’ve started ryback
>>152882393Haha. GREAT image, anon.
Wonder how hard McDaniel is pounding the bottle
>>152882393McDork is not the answer to anywhere, lmao.
oi, some1 say da whyte qbs giving out da cummiez, braddah?
>Tyreek Hill Hints at Chiefs Reunion With Patrick Mahomes as Dolphins Face $51,898,750 Question About WR’s Future
what's the most surprising spread?Rams are -10.5 against PanthersPackers are -1 against BearsBills are -1 against JaguarsEagles are -5 against NinersPatriots are -3.5 against ChargersTexans are -3 against Steelers
>>152882434Ur mum’s spread lel
>>152882424Chiefs roster is filled with too many boomers
josh allen is gonna win the owl for his mixed race wife
>>152882434Rams by far. The spread should not be so big.
who was that player that jerked on the team plane and proceeded to crash by pissing in the aisles and running with his dong out?
>>152882098Unless you're dying and need to go to Hopkins there is literally never any reason to even get out of your car in Baltimore
>>152882285You should see shitriots fans on Twitter rn
>playoffs start tomorrow>no muttHoly shit I can actually enjoy football for the first time in years
>>152882462i agree. panthers are sneaky and not even that sneaky anymore
Well, I've been fraid of changinCause I've built my life around youBut time makes you bolderEven children get olderAnd I'm gettin' older, too
I'm no rules expert, but that was holding by #63, right?
>>152882393Are we winning?
The Beast Quake play happened 15 years ago today
>>152882526the beast quake was on a thursday?
>>152882536Dates have different days
>>152882424I think one woman beating felon on the roster is enough anon
>>152882541I don't think so
>>152882536IdiotSide note: the saints were still in bountygate mode that game. Was good to see their shit kicked in. It’s always good to see Anus Lips lose
>>152882554Saints were still the good guys in that super bowl they won
>>152882413He’s a pretty good OC.
>>152882509I think this is why they have those did your first bet not hit?IF YOU BET NOW YOU CAN...
>>152882486>super bowl is Rams or Eagles vs Steelers No enjoyment allowed
>>152882589>squirts carried to another owllame
First overall draft pick bowl later today lads
Is this a NON-grossman edition?
When the Bills lose this weekend McDumbass is going to be fired and John Harbaugh will be the new head coach
Raiders should trade the #1 overall pick for 2 first round picks to get Carson Beck and an elite reciever
>>152882614nope, bills are gonna win the next 4 superbowls, statues of josh allen and sean mcdermott will be erected all across western ny and were all gonna get asian gfs
>>152882616Trip back on kiwi
>>152882600Not really. Dante Moore is fine but not a 1st rounder
>>152881398You mean delusional queef fans. Literally no one else thinks it's going to happen and the chiefs next oc will be Kingsbury
>>152882622Not the kiwi, you just can't see elite talent even if it smacked you in the face. Carson Beck is the best qb in this draft and he just won the natty
>already talking about the draftGuess your team didn't make the playoffs lmao
>>152882624The jets will draft him out of desperation
>>152882614Correct
>>152882624There is one quality QBs this year, so Ty and Dante will be pushed up.
>>152882638Well yeah. But it’s also the fact that Cfb is coming to a conclusionThat and knowing /nfl/, this genny is always looking for schadenfreude
>>152882638No. I just love ball.
Name a more complete team than the Rasm
>>152882660>complete without rybackNo
>>152882660My jaggies :)
>>152882660the bearsin every way
>>152882660the 1992 denver broncos
>>152882660This clearly does not count the Rams special teams, which cost us at least 3 games this year.
>>152882688
FYI Billsissies be careful what you wish for. Sure you can get Harbaugh but he will bringing a very special right guard with him.
>>152882700no one said they want this
if your team has fired their coach, do you want Harbaugh?
SOON
>>152882736Yes.t. gnats masochist
>>152882736Nah. Harbaugh are only good for controversy and stewing mediocrity but they do have a small possibility of winning you a championship but you should only consider them if you chances are 0%>
>>152882736salah out of the NFCW would be ok with me
>>152882736I want Mike McDanielHarbaugh is old guard who doesnt run an offense or a defense. With how incestuous this league is, not having your OC poached after a good season far outweighs whatever Harbaugh is bringing to the table. Look at the ages and the responsibilities of all the coaches in the playoffs right now.
>>152882393Actually probably the play for him instead of forcing a HC spot with the dumpster teams this year 2bh.
>>152882787Being micromanaged by retard dan, and hoping that >goof doesnt collapse is probably not great for his longterm HC outlook either.They just lost their LT and RT to retirement, rest of the line is aging and injured. They arent in the playoffs because goof cant handle anything less than a top 10 oline, and I doubt theyll be able to fix it in a season.
>>152882509fraid so
>>152882801They lost their LT and C to retirement. They’ll Sewell to LT, draft a RT, and sign a C this off-season. The bigger issue for them is that defense.
>>152882824*move Sewell
>>152882660Get past hawks, very possible.
>>152882736He will not waste his time.
>>152882645Inherently
Drake Maye has all the makings of a "lights are too bright" kind of quarterback
imagine getting divorced because your dick is too big
>>152882845i hope some team outside the NFCW hires him to be their HC
The boys: Locked InCoolers: FilledGCs: PoppinThis weekend's gonna be great
>>152882801Complete nonsense and probably a kangz fan.
>>152882462Yeah i don't quite get it, they went 3-3 down the stretch one of those losses to the fucking team they're playing outdoors on an apparent rainy day
>>152882906You will wallow in dans shit for several more seasons as he pulls you under.
Should Beck be taken first overall? The dude just fucking wins. This is two games now, really three games now, where I figured Miami was going to roll over and die but they rallied back to win and Beck was one of the main reasons why. How do you not draft this guy as high as possible? He plays the position brilliantly and he's basically a Brady-tier winner.
>>152877377>this is what $14,000,000 gets you in vegasGuess saving all that money on haircuts paid off.
>>152882619>bills are gonna win the next 4 superbowlsAFRICAN DYNASTY
>>152882931It's college, makes me think about how people used to rate receivers high because they were good at contested catches but really that means they're not fast enough to get separation against college dbs. Wow, impressive that you can't consistently score points against college defenses and have to play from behind most of the 2nd half.
>>152882619>were all gonna get asian gfsI don't want hapa children, I'm intentionally on the lookout for a blonde or a redhead for my wife.
>>152877399Regional chain Monicals.
>>152882968>I don't want hapa childrenYou dont want objectively best children?You get all the freedom of expression and confidence of a white, plus the structure and dedication of the asian.
>>152882978what if you have a hot daughter and cut off her allowance while she's in college?
>>152877496>16 inch pizzalollmao
>>15288297850 percent chance you have a male though
>>152882931What uh, has he won, frogtard?
>>152882509can you college football people go away?
>>152883055he won 2 nattys, bucko.
I want to see punching the ball out. I want to see interceptions.I want to see forced fumbles. I want to see sacking the quarterback.I want to see blocked field goals and blocked punts.Sun Tzu said war is all about deception.In WWII, Americans had to be trained to fight dirty and stab the enemy in the face and squeeze their balls till they popped because they had a fair fight mentality from sports which was not suitable for war. I want to see chaos for the other team without going over the line and drawing penalties. Squishing nuts is still off limits, that's too dirty.
>>152883055Oldest Man In College award
I would also like to see all kids of trick plays on offense. If you aren't fooling the enemy, you aren't doing it right. The playoffs are here, no more need to hide the pizzaz. I want to see the flea flicker, I want to see the statue of liberty. I want to see some random guy be a quarterback for a play. I want to be tricked as a viewer as to who actually has the ball. I want darker colored footballs on running plays with black people and lighter colored footballs on running plays with white people to camouflage it. I want disorienting patterns behind the uprights from fans in the stands. I want quarterback sneaks from Aaron Rodgers.
>>152883095So did the Bulldogs Cheerleaders by that logic
>>152883158Arthur Smith's your guy
Anyone want to see my penis
>>152883176wow, he's going back down south to Tennesseeno johnny reb wants to stay up north for too long
>>152883196He would be a absolutely stupid to step into that trashfire team again
>>152883055>>152883081
The only reason the Eagles are doing well these days is because Lurie is the only owner in the NFC East who's not retarded.
>>152883191Sure
>>152883206Why do you worship American sports stars?
>>152883206Who?
>>152882750>YEEEEEEOUCH!!!!!
this season sucked ballsa 70 yard field goal in preseason is the only remotely cool thing that happened
>Steelers are signing veteran TJ Houshmenzadah to the practice squard
>>152883274gesundheit
>>152883170>his team doesn't have elite cheerleaders
>>152883274>it's realWhy do football players have the wackiest foreign names? Either that or the other half is Jaylen.Never in my life have I met someone with a last name like Fumatu Ma-Afala.
>HUT OOONNE >HUT TWOOOO>HUT
Someone get Theresa Heinz Kerry to crank up the chemtrails or something. We don't want to face Houston at 35 degrees, it needs to be more like 10 degrees.
>>152883274TJ whoseyamama
>>152879219I think the Bills are gonna be lucky if Allen escapes the playoffs without injury, that's the real prize here
>>152883455New>>152883455In a few
>>152883463this one has 200 replies left tho go pat
>>152882434probably eagles since they really aren't blowing people out this year. niners can hang with them.rams is a product of no one giving a shit about the panthers relative to la and bryce not being an nfl qb. look for another 5y per attempt game out of him. nobody would bet anything on him straight up.
>>152882509Impossible to tellYou can do all sorts of shit that looks like holding, but as long as your hand is open, you're fine
>>152883463Lmao
So THAT just happened
>>15288346>Thread this earlylol no.>Well just wait until bump limit and post in the threadDenied
There's an eerily likely scenario where the Bears make the Owl. Their defense is elite, and most importantly they've proved they can win without elite play from Gayleb, whereas the Seahawks have come to rely on Darnold playing well, so him turning back into a pumpkin in the playoffs could sink them even with home field advantage. If Chicago gets to host the NFC Championship Game I feel like they'd win it.
>>152883365The more >we're expected to win the worse. Let it be 65 degrees
>>152883732so be it
Bussy
>>152883725>Seahawks have come to rely on Darnold playing wellHe's been playing like ass ever since their loss to the Rams, they're winning despite Darnold right now
>>152879219I'm thinking the winner of Bills/Jags will play one of the NFC West teams in the Bowl.
>>152884001It's now or never for the Razorcakes. There's no Mahomes, no Lamar, and no Burrow in their way this year. Allen is the clear best quarterback, at least on the AFC side. Can they get it done?
>>152884014Mahomes tore his ACL and LCL so he's missing time next year and I don't see the Ratbirds winning more than 6 games since Lameme is slowing down. As for Burrow he's stuck on the Bungles so Allen has a good window next year too
>>152884014>Can they get it done?RAZORSRAZORS EVERYWHERE
Hi I'm from the league office, and Josh Allen will be Carson Palmer'd on the way to the Steelers' 7th SB ring over the 49ers.
>>152884075>Steelers/49ersAside from Aaron memeing his way to a retirement ring just as a big gay fuck you to everyone (which would be funny), this would otherwise be an extremely stale Superb Owl.
>>152882187Both those places are part of inner Harbor
>>152884118It only wouldn't be if the bears make it too and heem him in the owl. It would be absolutely pottery
Ross, it’s time to make the call…
My Bears :)
Almost time for playoff football!
>>152882509It's not holding if the refs don't call it. Literally that simple.
SIXSEVEN
>>152877315because they want everything to be a monopoly and pizza hut is getting the push brother
>>152884465I’d have SEX with her if you catch my drift ;)
Five out of the six wild card games will be blowouts.
>>152884590>nfl would allow this
>>152884600Did you forget the last Owl?
>>152884624Yes that was a ritual holocaust so the league could regain its legitimacy in the eyes of the eyeless
>>152884542Fucking based.
>>152882931The kiwi memeing him has manifested into Beck actually becoming an elite QB
>>152877282Punished puka
>>152884689A man fueled by antisemitism
>>152884533Mahomes looks like he's happy go lucky while Brady looks like a psycho. Mahomes is never surpassing psycho tom
>>152884737NEW
>>152878848>only one Patriots combination that hasn’t happened yettop zoz
